This is a profile of dredwerkz editor Helena.

Helena was born in the best month ever, October. She has fought vigorously for the good folks in the environment ever since her departure from the best college ever, which awarded her a degree in a field almost as useless as one of Brad's fields. Between saving the environment and partying like a rock star, she also found time to write a few articles, although not as many as Edward might have hoped.

Helena also possesses the honorary title of "Grammer Queen". Her crown and sceptre were obtained years ago, and occasionally she lends their expertise to Edward for any particular challenging written conundrums.

Helena was and still is a good person. Unfortunately, she has departed the dredwerkz for life in the great beyond. She used to live in the salmon room (scroll down to the salmon colored room pictures) and it was decorated with much more style than it is currently.

Helena has much better hair than her namesake: Marla Singer. She has been known, on occasion, to do the Blossom Hair Toss (from The Mane Event) if you ask politely.