This is Brad's profile.

Brad also received a fine education along with Helena and Edward, but unlike them, chose to seek higher learning at an insitution a short masspike trip away in the local cursed metropolis. In between his stints of studying, he found time to amass a series of friends too cool to list, a job most would die for, and stories too ribald and/or unbelievable for polite conversation.

Despite being run over by a car outside the 'werkz, playing soccer after a bad knee injury until he required surgery and consuming enough over-the-counter drugs to doom his liver to early failure, Brad still found time to neglect changing the oil in his car (every 3000 what?) until it died in an untimely accident.