edward is just your average, run-of-the-mill, white-hat nobody. got it? that's not what he'll always be, however.

edward occasionally refers to himself in the third person, bob dole style, but frequently uses his real name. his life has been a fairly smooth upward trajectory, with frequent bursts of amazing luck tempered by periods of just better-than-average luck. he has never been seriously in debt. he has overcome a few major illnesses & some operations along the line. edward appreciates the power of morphine.

edward built this site, and refines it from time to time. the blog is the only thing that stays consistently up-to-date. edward doesn't review as much as he'd like to, but he does love giving advice. he was annoyed once when he had to take down a particularly interesting column.

edward is not a style nazi, but his bible of choice is probably the AP stylebook, which is the sliderule of the 21st century: it can do everything. edward actually doesn't know what a sliderule can do, and has only seen one once. that's what calculators are for, right?

edward loves politics. that's why there's so much political stuff in the blog entries. go figure.