Is it just me or is no one interested in both hearing and seeing picturss of John Stamos' mom? Why the hell do we have to keep hearing him blather on and on and on about how he calls his mother with 10-10-987? I mean, HELLO 10-10-987 EXECUTIVES!! It doesn't take a rocket scientist to take LARGE WADS OF CASH and use them to get John to get his UNBELIEVABLY HOT WIFE to appear in a commercial. No more Mrs. Stamos...unless Mrs. Stamos has a first name of Rebecca. Got it? Sheesh. Ad execs are so idiotic sometime. Can you imagine the board meeting for the 10-10-987 campaign?

"Um, let's get that guy...you know...John Stamos to hawk our product. And maybe he could start talking about Mrs. Stamos...you know, his mother? Everyone loves Mrs. Stamos...or so my teenage son says."

You see? Stupid, stupid, stupid.

On a different note, I'd like to point people over to the reviews side of the website where I just posted two new ones of "Matchstick Men" and "Once Upon a Time in Mexico". Surprisingly, the former sucked hard. I mean, some ads said it was like "The Sting". It was many things, but it was not even in the same league as "The Sting". Rodriguez, on the other hand, made a gem of a movie, even if it contains too many slow shots of Antonio Banderas crying over Salma Hayek.

My sleep situation doesn't seem to be improving much. Fortunately, though, thanks to a brief stilted conversation with Fincher this afternoon, I realized that I have my health, that I have an overly positive attitude towards life in general, and that I actually have a fairly sweet setup. When the most stress one encounters is carting home a roll of toilet paper, life is telling you that you have things set. Hence my little gratuitous grateful post a bit back. No, I'm not smoking crack or becoming family oriented.

And on that note, if this coming October is half as fun as last October, I'm going to actually tell some decent stories this time instead of pretending that the election fiasco was the most exciting thing around. Just warning you guys in advance...so don't do anything you'll regret, unless you won't remember doing it.