A well-dressed man informed me at Cosi, while waiting for his salad to be made, that "the list of indictments coming down today is HUGE!" My ears perked up and I responded "Oh!"

He said "Yeah, Orrin Hatch was listed."

I replied, "Well, Orrin Hatch is crazy."

His response? "Of course he is. So is Danny Glover!"

"Really? Danny Glover?"

"Yes, of course! Danny Glover is at the center of the whole thing. He's really behind it all..."

I mumbled some platitudes, paid for my meal and left. Bizarre.