I received a plain yellow envelope on Friday. Inside, was a nice letter allowing me to "opt-out" of the porn I had been receiving for the past several months every couple of weeks. Who would reject free porn? Well, I would. Beyond being puritanical, the whole reason I started getting it was due to a complex mix-up over a year ago.

All I have to do is find a stamp and hopefully the madness will stop. Of course, they waited a year before sending me this card, but still, I'm happy they did. Unless they're just trying to ascertain if someone is still alive at my house...better not to think of that possibility.