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hilarious moments? in a funny/painful sort of way. this one took the cake:
posted at: 2004-04-14 00:26:02 with 0 comments
QUESTION: Thank you, Mr. President.
In the last campaign, you were asked a question about the biggest mistake you'd made in your life, and you used to like to joke that it was trading Sammy Sosa.
You've looked back before 9-11 for what mistakes might have been made. After 9-11, what would your biggest mistake be, would you say, and what lessons have learned from it?
BUSH: I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it.
John, I'm sure historians will look back and say, gosh, he could've done it better this way or that way. You know, I just -- I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet.
I would've gone into Afghanistan the way we went into Afghanistan. Even knowing what I know today about the stockpiles of weapons, I still would've called upon the world to deal with Saddam Hussein.
See, I'm of the belief that we'll find out the truth on the weapons. That's why we sent up the independent commission. I look forward to hearing the truth as to exactly where they are. They could still be there. They could be hidden, like the 50 tons of mustard gas in a turkey farm.
turkey farm? TURKEY FARM? leave aside this bizarre reference to libyan wmd (though mustard gas ain't exactly sarin, now is it?) and you still have the funniest moment of the night. or at least the most honest. bush really was flumoxed by this, and seemed much more confused than normal.
i know some might say that he's always confused, but the point is that even though he says contradictory and nonsensical things most of the time, it is of a different sort. He typically appears quite proud that he has said them, similar to a middle schooler who has read shakespeare aloud and is pleased with his performance, even though he has unknowningly mangled the inflection to such an extent that the words no longer make sense.
after this question tonight though, he knew he was stumped. no clever lines prepared about 'looking forward not backward' or 'we're focused on doing the best job for the american people' because i guess the staff hadn't prepared him for such an easy question. i think it alone'll cost him five to six percentage points in the polls...


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