You've seen these photos before, right? You know, the ones with lots of tiny pictures used to make up a big picture. Cool, eh? Except of course, that this one is of John Ashcroft.

Only, it's a picture made up of tiny porn pictures. Yeah. You heard me right. Click on it to have it scale properly to the real 100% size.

And no, you don't have to click on it. You can admire it from here if you like. Just remember, this is the guy who had a huge blue backdrop draped over the two classical statues because (horror of horrors!) one of them had an exposed breast. Oh, the humanity! Yes, perhaps this is playing dirty, but I'd love it if one of the people I used to know at Justice had this little guy as their desktop wallpaper. It would be very, very, appropriate.