At least that's what it says on the top of my bag of wasabi peas. Which, incidentally, are about as addictive as crack. The crunch combination alone is delightful, but when you add that extra zing of horseradish, it really clears up your day. Of course, it's got some wacky kanji warning label on the front that probably translates to "WARNING: CAUSES CANCER IN AMERICA" but I don't care.

Two of my co-workers just had some and exclaimed "Oh, they're hot!!!" Yeah, newsflash, kids: that's why it says "Roasted Hot Green Peas" on the bag instead of just "wasabi peas".