Another homage to people I know, I suppose:

But even after controlling for nearly all imaginable variables - socioeconomic status, level of physical activity, number of close friends, quality of social support and so on - the researchers (a six-member team led by psychologist Charles Holahan of the University of Texas at Austin) found that over a 20-year period, mortality rates were highest for those who had never been drinkers, second-highest for heavy drinkers and lowest for moderate drinkers.

Apparently 1-3 drinks per day is considered "moderate". News to me...

Why I'll be voting against Gray shortly:

Gray's appreciation for the HBO series is such that when the Sex and the City 2 movie came out earlier this year, Gray even snuck out of work to catch it at Gallery Place. Alone.

Hmm. Guess I'll be voting for the creepy Oberlin graduate!

This perversely reminds me of the time Brad rolled up to a seven-eleven, chatted up a hot girl*, and walked her to her house before consuming his spicy bite at home. If only this troubled youth had had a better role-model!

I guess the issue might be related to his penchant for the 80s combined with a serious case of "emotional instability".

Zero legs of the triangle for him!

*single-sourced, unreliable attribution