Perhaps Brad should pick up one of these:

The company has just introduced a fully-electric, five passenger sports sedan dubbed the Model S, which will be selling for a shockingly affordable $60,000, and will manage 225 miles on a full charge

60k? 225 miles per charge? That's insane...

It's sad, I know. But for the next month I'm off the social grid. Once Tilda and I manage to settle St Brad's Wood, I can hop back on.

Until then, it's ramen vs potatoes every night.