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Sorry, wasn't being clear | forrestBugs | edward
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Clearly my ire... | dwight
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Okay, after several months of screwing around, I've finally implemented a couple of changes to the website. For the next few months, any changes I make will be cosmetic, as the work on these few features sapped my energy for coding. Here they all are:
First off, users can now register anonymously. I'll be adding text to various pages informing them of this, but for now, the simple way to get an account on the site is to head over to the foreigners section. You sign up, it e-mails you, you login, etc. etc.. Once you do you'll have full access to comments, but you won't be able to add articles/images/etc.
Because I will shortly be cutting off all access to the backend for foreigners, I needed a way to allow them to alter their settings. Hence, the newly updated staff pages. From your staff page, you should be able to alter your settings (your picture, information, etc.) without having to go into the backend. Sounds good, right? Well, in the interest of getting the anonymous logins working as quickly as possible, I've disabled almost all of the fields in this new section. Over the next few days, once I've ironed out all the bugs, I'll re-enable the fields so that the founders/friends can make changes without having to go into the backend.
I've also added a new section: stuff. It's far from finished yet, but it's tied to the user settings in a way that would've made it difficult to hide. The idea behind stuff is simple: just insert in popular books/movies/cds and then rate them. Later, I'll be tying the reviews section to stuff in a concrete way (so that you can rate a book that you have marked in stuff), as well as displaying a chart of the most popular movies/books/music of all the users on the 'werkz. The really boring complicated stuff is mostly finished though...the rest is just the icing on the cake. Stuff is very alpha-version though, so I'm sure bugs exist. (I know of at least two off the top of my head.) If people could try it out and tell me what works/doesn't work, I'd greatly appreciate it.
I just finished this. That means certain links to other sections aren't up yet. But they will be soon.
Along with #4 and #3, I'd like to encourage everyone to e-mail me with bugs/problems. There are tons of them, but I don't know of them all, so the more help you give me, the better. I hope people enjoy the new features, and once they're stable, I can concentrate on making the site look a little more attractive, which is much more fun.
This was all my office was talking about today. I was going to make jokes, but now I’m not because it turns out the guy was really hurt quite badly and apparently not because of his own stupidity. This is yet another reason I dislike primates. Monkeys and apes are only cute in the abstract.
Clearly, Burger King is knocking around the competition, advertisement wise. Their latest? Pimp My Burger. It's actually fairly amusing. Thoughts, Dwight?
Yeah, it was amazing yesterday. I walked all the way home from 17th and Upshur and remembered, yet again, that DC is a great town. Not because of all the cool monuments (though that helps) or the classic beauty of the federal buildings, but because of the simple variation of the residences. Unlike bigger cities, DC doesn't have tons of apartment buildings. Unlike the row-houses of Baltimore, each block in the district contains a huge variety of design, even among row-houses. I'm glad I took advantage of the nice weather...this morning I awoke to rain which rapidly turned into snow, much like the snow that covered the African-American Civil War Memorial last week. On the way to work, again, it blew so hard I couldn't open my mouth or it would be filled with snow.
In boring home purchasing news, I managed to get a new butcher block to replace the one Ronald took. It's not as big and cool, but that actually worked out well, because formerly, Ronald's one was too large to move the Narvik to the side, forcing me to keep my regular counter thing (I forget the IKEAese for it) hidden from view. Now, however, all three are in plain sight.
Except for the large amount of blood I spilled on the block while assembling it (I looked down and my hand was covered in blood...then I saw it had found its way onto the block. Luckily I hadn't placed the final piece on yet, so it's now nicely covered/consecrated.) I'm very happy with it.
And now back to my current coding project of the day: coding cardinality. Sounds fun, right?
I posted this on RumbleStripz and wanted some input from the people at the Werkz. "I was reading an article from my feeds today from Wired. The article is discussing local governments becoming ISPs. While this is nothing new, the fact is day by day the Telecoms are lobbing away our ability to reap the rewards. Now I personally am all for it, everyday I think about what a pain it is that I can't take my laptop to a park or on the metro and be reading well my feeds, or go over to a friends house and check my recipes to make something there, or to upload a new photo of the Stadium/Armory Metro with it canopy being installed. I think that Philadelphia has it right. I think that Rendell the Gov. of PA has it wrong. We as a nation can't think of internet like the telephone, we have to think of it as the interstates. I don't know if D.C. has a plan for the City to Wireless but if it doesn't I would like to start looking into it. Does anyone have any info on this?"
john bolton, UN ambassador? now that hurts.
It's so damn nice outside it almost hurts.
okay, so i'm not really studying, but i should be, right? damn arabic - if i would just stop going to assorted hefala, i think i could get a handle on the kelemat jadeeda.
anyway, i come not to praise ed et all but to bury them, for the level of gossipy asides has dropped dramatically. i'm in need of something juicy to get me through the prospect of more snow, and weekend shenanigans must be supplied. after all, i didn't really hear how the last' werkz party went, and i know there's usually some misbehaving.
i suppose i can't really offer much from this end, as it was another standard boozefest of four or five days in which the usual suspects were rounded up, inebriated, and then forced to wear silly hats while people took pictures of them. daft punk, drunk girls, grapefruit mojitos and martinis with twists that looked like someone assaulted a lemon. house parties with pretty boys who always wind up with the girls (inevitably and ineffably catholic girls - so probably better to walk home anyway!) and i even bumped into a friend of a cousin of ed, who apparently is attending this sordid institution. that's news, right?
back to flash cards - but before i go, one last plug for those of you foolish enough to stay up late on sundays. robot chicken is perhaps the single funniest fifteen minutes ever recorded by man. no exaggeration. first time i saw it i was admittedly drunk, and it was hilarious. second time i was sober and it was merely laugh-out-loud funny. but tonight's episode (sober again!) featuring a cannonball run-esque skit involving kit, speed racer, mario kart, and them duke boyz set a high bar even higher. watch it, i swear you'll thank me later...
A series of postmodern plagues—illness, email woes, station server troubles, and generally lackluster late winter releases—have all worked in synergy to keep me both away from good new music and without a means to reliably transmit said music to you all for over a month. But spring tends to bring out great tunes, so hopefully I’ll be able to pick up the pace.
As for the current Track You Should Be Listening To Right Now, I have to emphasize the word “Should.” Because I don’t love Bright Eyes. Maybe because the bandwagon had already started before I heard of Conor Oberst, so as an indie rocker I was naturally (and pretentiously) suspicious…especially of my fellow indie rockers. Maybe I’m just resentful that Oberst has a musical career and even his own label, though he’s younger than I am (this is becoming more of a problem with each passing year, incidentally). And maybe it’s because he’s such a whiny, skinny, emo kid that even the other whiny, skinny, emo kids (all redundant terms, by the way) look at him and go, “Dude, cheer up.”
Recently, he’s simultaneously released two albums, I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning and Digital Ash in a Digital Urn, the former of which is attempting to be an alt country album (and whose title is a comma splice, which pisses me off). Now anyone with the slightest knowledge about America’s “heartland” knows that any male as pretty as Oberst is, by writing a country album, is just asking to be on the receiving end in an Annie Proulx short story. (Yes, I did just make a cowboy anal sex joke.) But he's gone ahead and written one anyway.
The opening track of IWA,IM, “At the Bottom of Everything,” starts with a spoken-word story intro. It’s pure drivel—Oberst refers to the Pacific Ocean, with stuttering incredulity, as “the biggest ocean on—on planet Earth!”—about a woman on a plane. But then the plane begins to crash, and she wails about what to do, and the man next to her reassures her that they’re going to a better place in a bizarre fashion (“It’s your birthday party. Happy birthday!”). And meanwhile a guitar has started frantically strumming, and suddenly Oberst is the man singing, and he (both of them) break into a song about Paradise that is dark and cheerful and hope-giving at the same time.
It’s utter pathos—you’re being manipulated, blatantly so—but it works. You’re invested. You care about the people on the crashing plane. You care about whether they’ll really make it to Heaven. You hope (and temporarily believe) you will, too. You’ll listen to the song, and even the intro, many times over.
It’s a TYSBLTRN, because you should be listening to it. It’s a great song that you’ll like (though, like me, you may resent that you like it). And even if you don’t dig it, you should at least be able to talk knowledgably about it, because all your other hipster friends already are. Bright Eyes is here to stay. Much of Oberst’s music is good and much of it is not. It’s your call. But whether you like him or not, the next time his name comes up, at least you won’t be guilty of bullshitting. (Listen to “At the Bottom of Everything” here or request it here.)
In the print world, I'm liking Adam Gopnik's piece on Voltaire in the latest New Yorker.
In other news, my mentor, Howard Norman, is giving a reading this Saturday at 6:00 PM at Politics & Prose. I’m probably going if anyone would like to join me (though you have to call my cell, because again, I have no email). I’ll be coming from Terpstock, where I’ll be DJing live before and between sets from about noon to 5:00 PM. It’s the first time I’ve DJed in front of real people in almost 5(!) years, so come on out; it’ll be fun.
This advertising campaign is simply brilliant.
I saw one of the ads for the first time two nights ago and was hooked...how better to inspire people than to tell them to
- sit on their asses
- fill said asses with delicious crabs
I love it!
The ads are, for the record, available right here. Brilliant.
So GeoURL is back. Version 2.0, to be specific. Of course, I went to the site and checked to see our listing and then looked to see if anyone else had moved close to us.
The number one closest person runs this website. Yeah. Enough said.
The number two closest person runs this blog. I actually met the kid in the fall and handed him some Dean materials during the primary. In return, he handed me a copy of Reason. From reading his about page I've quickly (read: specious over-generalization) determined that he is a libertarian, but an idiotic one, simply because he describes his house as being in the "Westminster/Shaw" neighborhood.
News flash, kiddo: the whole "Shaw" neighborhood is the result of a government study commissioned in the 60's (it's a pdf...so don't click it!) and "Westminster" is a tiny-half-assed street. It's like saying I live in the 1800 Vermont neighborhood of Ward One. Technically true, but useless. Which is kind of like most libertarian ideas to begin with...
So the real question remains, when will some normal people start to blog near me? Much as I love the Council Bluffs people, it's time for some good progressives to move in next door.

