I picked up a copy of the AP stylebook yesterday for work. I had been growing tired of attempting to recall obscure facts from 4-5 years ago when I used to edit my college newspaper. Nicely, though, several of the facts I'd recited in past days were correct, when I flipped through the book. Nothing used to give me greater satisfaction than to challenge an especially arrogant writer who'd claim "this is how it's done in...(insert name of other stylebook like MLA, Strunk & White, etc.).." and then slap them with the AP stylebook, icing it off with a comment that we weren't an English professor, we were a newspaper.

Flipping through it takes me back...Bat proved too elusive for all concerned.

I told some friends and family the other day that Ohio has just ratified the 14th amendment. I spoke too soon, perhaps. From the article:

It seemed like a slam-dunk resolution to fix an embarrassing, 135-year-old blemish on Ohio's record, said state Sen. Mark Mallory, D-Cincinnati.

After all, who would oppose finally ratifying the 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, guaranteeing equal rights to all citizens? Mallory got the entire 33-member Ohio Senate to vote for the resolution and sign on as co-sponsors Feb. 25.

In the Ohio House, it's quite a different story.

There, a handful of conservative Republicans say they're all for equal rights but don't like how judges have used the 14th Amendment in cases such as Roe v. Wade, guaranteeing a woman's access to abortion, or in a federal court ruling last year that said reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in California schools was unconstitutional because it includes the words "under God."

Later in the piece, the ultimate irony is revealed:

Ohio ratified it in 1867, but in the next election, Democrats, who had campaigned against the amendment, won a majority in the legislature, and in 1868, the legislature rescinded its ratification.

Ohio is the only state that has not ratified it.

So, although Democrats fought tooth and nail in the mid 19th century to prevent the ratification, now Republicans are the ones (the party of Lincoln, remember?) who feel it's not a good idea. This in the state that was the setting for Uncle Tom's Cabin...wow. Talk about a national black-eye. I'm glad I don't live there.

How do you make a good morning even better? Just add salt bagels! I had a co-worker pick one up for me and things are looking brighter than ever. Man, I love that taste...combined with cream cheese it's the perfect breakfast.

Yes, it's that time again: time to enjoy our favorite Felcher & Sons employee: Terry Tate, Office Linebacker. For your viewing pleasure, we've managed to scoop together some of the choicest clips, all uncensored, all in quicktime format and all sure to break your funny bone. Here we go:

• The Streaker
• Draft Day
• Terry on Vacation

Remember, all are uncensored, inappropriate for children, needlessly violent and very very funny. Draft Day in particular is priceless.

No, I'm not talking about wasting time by going to metacritic and attempting to reduce every piece of artistic work to a 1-100 scale. Or going to my work's website in an attempt to curry my favor. I'm talking about the brand-new lycos 50 blog. That's right, the site that can out-zeitgeist google zeitgeist just launched a blog to comment on the trends affecting your life and mine.

Why actually engage in pop culture when you can do a quick glance and get all you need to know? Or, thanks to the blog, pick up a cool trend like MC Hawkings' Crib before it gets uber-popular;for some reason the name Hari Seldon comes to mind...

So I found this lying around on the CIA Terrorist Busters webpage. Why am I reminded of the following?

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.

If they get to carry around unlicensed nuclear accelerators on their backs and suck UBL and his cohorts into tiny little boxes that they'll store in a basement, I want to sign up.