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I can now ssh into my servers, telnet to port 25 and install any debian packages on my phone.

Progress is wonderful.

I'm sure the Nexus One won't let me do 1/2 of that...although the more pressure on Nokia to deliver a "killer iphone/googlephone" the better.

posted at: 2009-12-31 14:11:38 with 0 comments

Is about to arrive...pix forthcoming.

posted at: 2009-12-30 13:20:18 with 0 comments

Very snowy.

posted at: 2009-12-28 13:22:46 with 0 comments

Health care twitter, I suppose.

posted at: 2009-12-21 18:10:38 with 0 comments

werkz review: if you like dim sum, Ping Pong will scratch your itch, for a fairly cheap price.

posted at: 2009-12-14 13:27:42 with 0 comments

Turkey Day was great...as usual. Hence the quiet.

posted at: 2009-12-03 11:32:54 with 0 comments

werkz review: the special effects are amazing, the conclusion less so.

The problem with all disaster flicks is that the reason you go to see them is the spectacle...Cameron did it best in Titanic, because he made a boring movie with a great ending.

Sadly, 2012's best moments come near the beginning and middle, in a series of sequences that are heart-stopping, jaw-dropping-ly amazing. It's the problem that plagued the Poseidon adventure. Shorter summary: go see it in the theater, but not worth it on video.

posted at: 2009-11-19 18:53:57 with 0 comments

This interstate map is amazing. Go check it out!

posted at: 2009-11-12 21:24:44 with 0 comments

Lou "I Hate Immigants" Dobbs is gone. As much as I enjoyed laughing at Dobbs, I'm glad to see him go. He's venemous, and not a real journalist.

posted at: 2009-11-12 13:05:01 with 0 comments

Big news from Bing.

I like both Wolfram Alpha and Bing, so this is great.

posted at: 2009-11-12 12:28:47 with 0 comments

It's a alternate way to divide that's somewhat cool.

I like the sloppiness of it...it let's you be fuzzy without penalizing you.

posted at: 2009-11-11 14:31:24 with 0 comments

is golden.

posted at: 2009-11-11 09:33:38 with 0 comments

Now that I have a Kindle DX, I can finally start to reduce my number of books. More on this later...

posted at: 2009-10-22 09:58:30 with 0 comments

The TiVo sound returning to our house is very pleasant to hear.

Be-Boop!

posted at: 2009-10-16 13:05:42 with 0 comments

i really really need to get on downloading my pictures tonight!!!!

posted at: 2009-10-05 16:29:53 with 0 comments

Now if only I could convince my office to purchase me one.

posted at: 2009-09-30 10:40:44 with 0 comments

Getting to Mooney was quite, educational, given the chains involved.

posted at: 2009-09-28 12:49:35 with 0 comments

The longest time I've ever been without internet starts...right...now

posted at: 2009-09-19 07:53:24 with 0 comments

than hummus that uses way too much tahini (to the point of having a soupy texture)?

posted at: 2009-09-17 12:22:05 with 1 comments

Want some pictures? Fine. Here's the first of a few from our Ohio adventure:

That's right, it's the mysterious revolving ball of Marion, Ohio!

posted at: 2009-09-15 23:56:38 with 1 comments

If only it played ogg vorbis, I'd go buy one today. It's that good looking.

posted at: 2009-09-15 12:16:57 with 0 comments

Interesting.

I've always prided myself on being relatively good at a large number of things, rather than specifically good at one thing. Think Thomas Jefferson versus George Washington.

posted at: 2009-09-10 14:19:39 with 1 comments

Yes, I guess I am.

Pictures from Ohio forthcoming...

posted at: 2009-09-08 23:51:54 with 0 comments

Yes, it's Friday. Wayback anyone?

posted at: 2009-09-04 13:37:48 with 0 comments

I too, like Futura better than Verdana. Having said that, it's not the end of civilization. They traded one big sans-serif for another that looks better on the web. Sheesh.

A good comparison shot explains it.

posted at: 2009-08-27 11:53:35 with 0 comments

how do you decide whether it's better to (a) put in the effort to prove a point (to yourself? to other people?) or (b) quit while you're (sort of) ahead because the situation is lose-lose?

i've always tended too much on the side of (a) either because i would feel like a total failure if i chose (b) - when in fact that may not actually be a failure - or because i'm not good enough at recognizing lose-lose situations ... or because i hear my mother nagging me if i try to quit. which would argue for choosing (b).

on the other hand, i think successful people are often those who are have just been determined and have persevered long enough. which would argue for (a). and i hear my mother nagging me if i try to quit.

sigh. i think one of my friends told me freshman year of college that life is not a meritocracy, and i needed to stop acting like it was.

posted at: 2009-08-25 17:29:45 with 3 comments

Why? Because it's counterintuitive.

While proofing this myself I discovered a second cool truth: OneNote does arithmetic! (Just type in "22/7 = " and it'll fill in the answer...)

posted at: 2009-08-25 14:47:56 with 0 comments

They're almost finished with the gilbert's corner roundabouts.

posted at: 2009-08-24 09:30:27 with 0 comments

It's worth reading in full but here's an excerpt:

When John F. Kennedy entered the White House, his proposals to anchor America's nuclear defense in intercontinental ballistic missiles -- instead of long-range bombers -- and form closer ties with Eastern Bloc outliers such as Yugoslavia were taken as evidence that the young president was secretly disarming the United States. Thousands of delegates from 90 cities packed a National Indignation Convention in Dallas, a 1961 version of today's tea parties; a keynote speaker turned to the master of ceremonies after his introduction and remarked as the audience roared: "Tom Anderson here has turned moderate! All he wants to do is impeach [Supreme Court Chief Justice Earl] Warren. I'm for hanging him!"

Before the "black helicopters" of the 1990s, there were right-wingers claiming access to secret documents from the 1920s proving that the entire concept of a "civil rights movement" had been hatched in the Soviet Union; when the landmark 1964 Civil Rights Act was introduced, one frequently read in the South that it would "enslave" whites. And back before there were Bolsheviks to blame, paranoids didn't lack for subversives -- anti-Catholic conspiracy theorists even had their own powerful political party in the 1840s and '50s.

The instigation is always the familiar litany: expansion of the commonweal to empower new communities, accommodation to internationalism, the heightened influence of cosmopolitans and the persecution complex of conservatives who can't stand losing an argument. My personal favorite? The federal government expanded mental health services in the Kennedy era, and one bill provided for a new facility in Alaska. One of the most widely listened-to right-wing radio programs in the country, hosted by a former FBI agent, had millions of Americans believing it was being built to intern political dissidents, just like in the Soviet Union.

It's uncanny, the similarities.

posted at: 2009-08-17 13:15:50 with 0 comments

model s! especially if they offer it in the thunder gray (and with the dark gray perforated leather seats) that they have for the roadster.

posted at: 2009-08-14 12:06:12 with 0 comments

nothing quite like a delay in one's travel plans to cause rumination on time travel, eh?...and yes, i know i may be aping for the first bit, but just wait

however, i had an uneasy feeling as i read the above, and despite the credential differences involved (physicist vs. failed physics major) at least felt that describing the queasiness might lead to its abatement.

the author proposes four "fundamental ground rules" of time travel, which are the following:

  1. Only one universe (no multi-verse)
  2. No travel before your machine was built
  3. Can't kill grandpa
  4. You really don't have free will

after even a brief skim, it becomes obvious that rules 2-4 are simply ways to avoid the paradoxes inherent in positing rule 1 plus time travel. and while i'm sympathetic to number 4 (especially if combined with a corollary that nothing is fated either - all is ultimately random), such sympathy adds little to a series of rules which essentially rule out time travel itself. after all, if one's appearance (using t-travel) is unable to change any future event merely by presence alone, then one is existing in a world with rules that totally contradict relativistic and quantum mechanical physics as we know it.

the author's "dogmatic" insistence on rule 1 seems to be the primary villain, as he notes that no one has disproved the notion of multiple universes, and he then brandishes einstein to banish these universes. naturally there is no mention that einstein himself was completely unwilling to accept quantum mechanics, which is now fully accepted by the physics community, proving that even genuises can become hide-bound and conservative.

the solution is more simple than these rules - multiple universes, with every action shifting one onto ever differing planes. sure, you can kill your own grandfather, but the universe you will then inhabit will not include a second you later in time, should you decide to wait and see. this does produce one irritation, as anyone living with a time traveler would not ever see them again, as they would shift onto a different universe with their very first trip. while bad for movie-romances, perhaps it would at least achieve the benefit of being paradox-free...

posted at: 2009-08-14 10:43:12 with 1 comments

Wow. Who knew being an adult was so bad? Well, this guy does now:

The difference in writing skill between sixth and seventh graders (between eleven year olds and twelve year olds) is quite noticeable. Many of sixth graders could not get past the literal definition of the word adult, describing the qualities that make an adult purely in terms of biology: Age, height, strength, puberty, armpit hair. Many others focused on accomplishments or privileges that distinguish adults from children: Advanced education, having a job, knowing how to drive a car, and being able to stay up late without getting yelled at.

Remember, these are just the funny sentences/excerpts. Do not assume that all students write like this. The assignment is given under standardized test conditions: 90 minutes with nothing but pencil and paper, with one additional hour available upon request.

You have to see all the answers. The one about collage is great.

posted at: 2009-08-11 11:15:01 with 1 comments

Wow. Ezra nails the idiocy promoted by IBD:

People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless.

Sigh. You could write some long response to the rest of the lies and distortions in that IBD editorial, but the more appropriate reply is to just warn people against ever reading the editorial page in Investor's Business Daily. It's not just that they didn't know that Stephen Hawking was born in England. It's that the underlying point was wrong, as you'll note from the continued existence of Stephen Hawking.

Hilarious.

posted at: 2009-08-11 11:06:57 with 0 comments

Only 1005 messages in my inbox. (And only 707 of them are important!)

posted at: 2009-08-10 07:48:36 with 0 comments

Really? Yes, indeed.

I despair at some times.

posted at: 2009-07-29 17:26:24 with 0 comments

It's scary. A great David Frum piece:

The apocalyptic despair heard from today’s conservatives is wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong as a description of reality, wrong politically, wrong psychologically, wrong morally.

It’s wrong first because it denies and traduces the successes and achievements of the conservative movement. The story of the world since 1975 has been a story of the marvelous return and spread of liberty, in the United States and around the world.

In 1975, the federal government set the price of every airline ticket, every ton of rail freight, every cubic foot of natural gas and every barrel of oil. It controlled the interest rates paid on checking accounts and the commission charged by stockbrokers. If you wanted to ship a crate of lettuce from one state to another, you first had to file a routemap with a federal agency. It was a crime for a private citizen to own a gold coin. The draft had ended only two years before, but not until 1975 itself did Congress formally end the state of emergency (and the special grant of presidential powers) declared at US entry into the First World War.

It's a good piece.

posted at: 2009-07-29 11:25:28 with 0 comments

People are irrational, yet easy to predict. That leads to all sorts of corporate misbehaving

But all of this research is also available to companies. Perhaps they knew some of this before from trial-and-error, but there is no question that many of the techniques corporate America uses--and we as consumers find ourselves "up against"--is cutting edge manipulation of our decisions.

We worry a great deal about how corporations lobby to shape their regulatory environment. This is a struggle that is at least 150 years old in its modern form (e.g., railroad concessions), and much older if we think about powerful people bribing their way into advantageous relationships with the state.

In addition, companies now have powerful new tools to shape how we perceive our potential choices. Some of these tools might be good for us also--I'm open to argument on this. But within some particular spaces, including financial products, it's clear that many of these "innovations" are actually clever ways to extract value from consumers.

One of the nice things about working in technology is that the goal is to make things more efficient, not to make things more expensive. Even the slowest machine purchased today would be $10,000 if purchased 10 years ago. Imagine if the financial industry guaranteed you a 1% return on your investment today, and a 2% return next year, and a 3% return the year after that. Within a few years you'd be rolling in cash. Ah, to wish.

posted at: 2009-07-29 11:18:15 with 0 comments

Only three days until I'm comfortably pushing sand around. Each tick of the second hand seems interminable.

posted at: 2009-07-28 22:28:07 with 0 comments

I haven't seen either one (as I'm at work) but here are a couple of trailers that could be interesting:

Enjoy!

posted at: 2009-07-27 15:10:38 with 1 comments

As I was relating to someone the other day, it doesn't matter if you score an 89.5 or a 99...either is still an "A".

So the fact that I garnered a new certification by the skin of my teeth is secondary to my pleasure I actually pulled it off.

In unrelated news, Medium is back.

posted at: 2009-07-22 09:13:24 with 0 comments

Perhaps there's a correlation between cutting spending and reducing posts on the site. Regardless, with Tilda 0-2 in our current face off it looks like I might have to pay for spider-killer myself.

posted at: 2009-07-21 14:42:44 with 0 comments

wow. that's intense.

so how are we feeling about tonight's budget-off, edward? you've played some dirty tricks this week (e.g., convincing me to buy you breakfast, subsisting solely on half-smokes), but i think i just may have a chance ...

posted at: 2009-07-14 18:27:25 with 2 comments

Wow. You have to read this great IR breakdown of Jay-Z vs The Game:

So what does Jay-Z do? If he hits back hard in public, the Game will gain in publicity even if he loses... the classic problem of a great power confronted by a smaller annoying challenger. And given his demonstrated skills and talent, and his track record against G-Unit, the Game may well score some points. At the least, it would bring Jay-Z down to his level -- bogging him down in an asymmetric war negating the hegemon's primary advantages. If Jay-Z tries to use his structural power to kill Game's career (block him from releasing albums or booking tour dates or appearing at the Grammy Awards), it could be seen as a wimpy and pathetic operation -- especially since it would be exposed on Twitter and the hip hop blogs.

You have to read the whole thing. Priceless.

posted at: 2009-07-14 11:03:54 with 0 comments

The budget off was a battle of attrition in week one, with both sides taking heavy losses. I'd say Tilda's union side (better industrial base, larger set of resources) took the larger loss, due mostly to Edward's irregular confed actions (playing dirty, eating fairly awful but cheap food, etc).

Week two awaits, although some of the rear-guard action last night was dispiriting to my side. All signs point to a cheaper week, though, so that's good!

posted at: 2009-07-10 14:30:02 with 2 comments

How he managed to top Sanford for weirdness is beyond me:

Now, Ensign's sex life is basically his own and his wife's business. But when a US senator submits to a lecture about that sex life from a group of outsiders, then has himself driven to FedEx to mail a letter breaking things off with his girlfriend -- who, incidentally, is his best friend's wife -- before secretly disavowing the letter right afterward and continuing the affair, he simply becomes hard to take seriously as a human being, much less as any kind of candidate for anything.

And in case that doesn't make Ensign out to be pathetic enough, there's a capper: after all this, when it finally came time to cover his tracks and get the Hamptons out of his office, he couldn't find it in him to tell Cindy himself -- he needed his religious buddies even for that. "Cindy ultimately was asked to leave basically by The Family," Doug Hampton told Ralston.

Pathetic, but strangely amusing at the same time. I used rank breakups in this order:

  1. Face to face.
  2. Over the phone.
  3. Over email.
  4. Over text message.

Now, sadly, I need to add the following:

  1. Having your friends write a letter and force you to FedEx it.
  2. Having your friends get together and break up for you.

That's just crazy!

posted at: 2009-07-10 14:24:20 with 0 comments

Ah, the good doctor

The Republicans just make things up out of whole cloth. Nothing they say about health care is true. It's all just nonsense and fears and what-ifs. It doesn't happen. First of all, Medicare doesn't dip into government reserves. It has never happened. It might happen in 10 years if they don't cut benefits or raise taxes, but so far, never in the history of America has a program like Medicare used public reserves. The Republican tactic is to raise objections because they never have anything positive to say themselves.

I'm sure Tilda disagrees...but from personal experience, as someone with an HSA, he's spot on: it encourages you to wait until the last possible moment to get health care. There needs to be some sort of financial incentive for people to:

  • get preventative care
  • stay healthy
  • choose least-cost providers

If my health insurance company gave a discount for gym attendance, or doctor visits (checkups) I'd definitely modify my behavior. I just need a nudge!

posted at: 2009-07-08 11:08:06 with 2 comments

The energy tracker site mentioned earlier is now live. Go give it a whirl!

posted at: 2009-07-06 10:58:00 with 0 comments

Stuart defeats his nemesis.

Hopefully Coleman will go away now.

posted at: 2009-06-30 16:38:04 with 0 comments

it's a BUDGET-OFF!!!!

posted at: 2009-06-30 10:20:33 with 2 comments

i am so very, very excited for next week (actually the next NINE DAYS). wow. perhaps i will actually even post here occasionally. stranger things have happened.

for now i just need to get through today relatively unscathed.

then i can brave the spider haven that is edward's car. more on that later.

posted at: 2009-06-26 11:36:24 with 0 comments

Boss Hogg, we hardly knew thee.

Booke was born in Buffalo, New York, a cousin of Max Yasgur of Woodstock fame. Fluent in five languages (including Japanese), Booke graduated from Columbia and Yale Universities and served in the Korean War as a counterintelligence officer. He had parts in noteworthy 1960s films such as Black Like Me, A Fine Madness, and Fail-Safe before focusing primarily on television parts in the 1970s and 1980s, and voice acting in the 1980s and 1990s.

Go down the movie list. He's been in tons of stuff!

posted at: 2009-06-25 11:48:51 with 0 comments

The GOP seems to be bad at it.

Over the past year, he said, his relationship with the woman in Argentina "developed into something much more than that. And as a consequence, I hurt her. I hurt you all. I hurt my wife. I hurt my boys. . . . And all I can say is that I apologize."

This would be amusing if it were a friend of mine. And no one were married. As it is, it's disturbing on many levels. At least it wasn't his own staff member!

posted at: 2009-06-24 23:07:48 with 0 comments

I don't know anyone involved.

posted at: 2009-06-22 22:02:21 with 0 comments

the site is back up

posted at: 2009-06-22 16:10:47 with 0 comments

It was only a year ago that I wished I could move into a super-cool house with a roofdeck with Tilda.

I accomplished the feat, after the most hellish set of circumstances possible that didn't involve physical pain, but missed the timeframe I wanted: by July 4th.

This year will be different. Fireworks* at St. John's Wood!

*invitation to follow
posted at: 2009-06-22 16:10:25 with 0 comments

i think my recent back injury comes primarily from playing with a puppy.

posted at: 2009-06-22 15:04:29 with 3 comments

i can't get the links to work, of course, with the parens stuff ... but ...

though this wikipedia entry does not contain the definition favored by my high school classmates, i think this neatly describes my current state and the contributing factors.

go to here for the classic michigan definition.

posted at: 2009-06-17 14:10:41 with 5 comments

Some recent purchases have been made which should make every single visitor happier.

Pictures of some of them are forthcoming...

posted at: 2009-06-15 09:36:11 with 1 comments

It's worth a read:

I'm talking out my ass here, I guess. Kenneth is a naive, earnest page who runs around the set trying to put out fires and make everyone happy. Scooter, on the other hand, is a naive, earnest GOPHER who runs around the set trying to put out fires and make everyone happy. Totally different.

Worth a look. Makes me almost want to watch 30 Rock!

posted at: 2009-06-11 12:00:50 with 0 comments

Is almost ready for someone to purchase. If only I had $900 burning a hole in my pocket!

posted at: 2009-06-10 13:29:32 with 0 comments

Yes, it's from the New Yorker, so I'm sure Kevin will appreciate it. Regardless, this article on health care is worth a read:

If doctors wield the pen, why do they do it so differently from one place to another? Brenda Sirovich, another Dartmouth researcher, published a study last year that provided an important clue. She and her team surveyed some eight hundred primary-care physicians from high-cost cities (such as Las Vegas and New York), low-cost cities (such as Sacramento and Boise), and others in between. The researchers asked the physicians specifically how they would handle a variety of patient cases. It turned out that differences in decision-making emerged in only some kinds of cases. In situations in which the right thing to do was well established—for example, whether to recommend a mammogram for a fifty-year-old woman (the answer is yes)—physicians in high- and low-cost cities made the same decisions. But, in cases in which the science was unclear, some physicians pursued the maximum possible amount of testing and procedures; some pursued the minimum. And which kind of doctor they were depended on where they came from.

You should start at the beginning and read it all.

posted at: 2009-06-10 13:08:36 with 0 comments

particularly when the presentation of the food is so well aligned with the name.

posted at: 2009-06-10 12:59:08 with 1 comments

I'm sure most of you have seen this by now, but it's worth checking out if you haven't. Thus, the venn diagram of business and happiness.

We can always make things better.

posted at: 2009-06-10 08:31:01 with 0 comments

Both my laptop running Windows 7 and xbox blew up yesterday afternoon. Combined with a rain storm that left me 100% soaked, even with an umbrella on the way home, it wasn't a fun evening.

(And yes, Brad, I'm getting the xbox replaced on my dime. No, we won't lose anything on the hard drive either, which I'm sure Tilda will be thrilled about.)

Curse, you, RROD!

posted at: 2009-06-10 08:28:23 with 0 comments

It looks damn cool.

posted at: 2009-06-03 16:10:22 with 0 comments

Only a few days until -1 day. I feel excited already!

posted at: 2009-06-03 16:06:51 with 0 comments

The National Spelling Bee is across the street, as usual. The twist this year?

There are protestors.

The idiocy is that English's mongrel background is precisely why it's a superior language to write, think and shout in! Let's let Salon break it down, in the context of the Sotomayor vetting process:

But most ridiculous of all is the idea that something is not "natural" in English. In all the world, there is no more mongrel or polyglot tongue than English; no language more gleefully willing to taint its purity. English borrows from every other language with abandon, steals "foreign" vocabulary without remorse, scoffs at any and every linguistic boundary. Such free-and-easy kaleidoscopic adaptability is English's great strength. Hey, gringo! Why are you so gung-ho to get rid of the chandeliers and blitzkriegs?

Well spelled.

posted at: 2009-05-28 12:05:58 with 0 comments

This story about Sotomayor's, er, taste is too crazy to believe.

Bolton said the source was drawing, "a deductive link," between Sotomayor's thoughts on Puerto Rican food and her other statements. And I guess the chain goes something like this: 1). Sotomayor implied that her Latina identity informs her jurisprudence, 2). She also implied that Puerto Rican cuisine is a crucial part of her Latina identity, 3). Ergo, her gastronomical proclivities will be a non-negligible factor for her when she's considering cases before the Supreme Court.

Insane!

posted at: 2009-05-28 11:54:22 with 0 comments

No pix uploaded yet to share. But if you're interested in determining a unique identity based on location data then this website describing a new paper might be interesting to you:

Philippe Golle and Kurt Partridge of PARC have a cute paper (pdf) on the anonymity of geo-location data. They analyze data from the U.S. Census and show that for the average person, knowing their approximate home and work locations — to a block level — identifies them uniquely.

In the words of Tilda, "so what?"

posted at: 2009-05-26 12:14:38 with 0 comments

Junior Giuliani has fun getting bounced. You have to read it for the juicy golf references. Section D is a must!

posted at: 2009-05-20 14:01:51 with 0 comments

As I mentioned before the new Wolfram | Alpha engine is now live.

Enjoy!

Some

Sample

Inputs

Cool. They still have some bugs to work out, as the "plaintext inputs" don't appear to be working quite properly. (See the last example.)

posted at: 2009-05-18 08:55:30 with 1 comments

It's long past, but still amusing:

Hilarious.

posted at: 2009-05-14 22:52:53 with 2 comments

Screen on the Green has been canceled.

Can we save it?

posted at: 2009-05-13 15:07:56 with 1 comments

If I hear one more person begin a sentence, "So I went to the chiropractor and apparently..." I'm going to engage in some anger management.

Update: The only statement worse than that is when one follows it up with "...and now I need to go back for them to run some diagnostics..."

NEWSFLASH: Chiropractors are not doctors. They cannot run diagnostics! From the wikipedia article:

Chiropractic's early philosophy was rooted in vitalism, spiritual inspiration and rationalism. A philosophy based on deduction from irrefutable doctrine helped distinguish chiropractic from medicine, provided it with legal and political defenses against claims of practicing medicine without a license, and allowed chiropractors to establish themselves as an autonomous profession. This "straight" philosophy, taught to generations of chiropractors, rejects the inferential reasoning of the scientific method, and relies on deductions from vitalistic first principles rather than on the materialism of science.

Rejecting the scientific method, eh? Good stuff!

posted at: 2009-05-13 08:31:53 with 1 comments

Quick! Go read Walter's latest:

I am a Democrat, and everyone knows it. No one is more aware of it than I am as I write stories for The Washington Post. I worked for Senator J. William Fulbright twice in the 1960s, when I was lucky to run two eighteen-month Foreign Relations Committee investigations for him. The first grew out of magazine articles I had written about lobbying in the U.S. by foreign governments. The second focused on military involvement in foreign policy, and grew out of discussions I had with Fulbright during my initial time with him. Those two sabbaticals were among the most important and enlightening years of my life, and influenced my view of reporting on government. They showed me how little I knew as a reporter about how government really worked.

Part of the explanation for this lack of knowledge is the emergence of the idea, among reporters in Washington and perhaps elsewhere, that we should avoid socializing or developing friendships with public officials—even those who are our peers. As a result of this artificial separation, public figures remain one-dimensional to many journalists; they have no wives, children, or lives outside their professional positions.

Not to me. After fifty years of living and working in Washington, I’ve had personal friends in Congress, on federal court benches, in high government positions, even in the White House. We should be measured by our work, not by what we say or do elsewhere. I certainly hope that as witnesses to wars, civil-rights riots, peace marches, famines, and terrorist events these past decades, we all have developed opinions which at times we may discuss or even argue about—or we just are not human.

Such experiences make us better observers and thus better reporters. With more and more PR peddled as news, journalists need the experience to sort out what really is news, and to deliver it in context.

The full article is a must-read. The idea of the fairness doctrine/neutrality, the production values of newspapers and the web/print debate all come into play.

posted at: 2009-05-07 16:32:14 with 0 comments

In a word: awesome!

In this state of mind, President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden took a short - but wholly noticeable - motorcade ride from the White House to Virginia and pulled into a small, independent burger joint called Ray's Hell Burger.

The two leaders went right up to the counter where the meat was being grilled and ordered.

Each fetched cash from his pocket and paid, and then the pair stood like the rest and waited for their number to be called before going to a table.

Hopefully the restaurant didn't fill with smoke the way it did when I visited Ray's last time.

posted at: 2009-05-05 18:11:37 with 0 comments

I used to enjoy going to the CIA world factbook because it offered so much relevant data on a yearly basis.

Well, move over factbook: there's now a new fact engine going live this month of May, from the guy who brought us Mathematica. It should allow common fact-based requests to be answered based on public data sources. Give it a whirl!

posted at: 2009-05-04 09:03:07 with 0 comments

It struck me as slightly hilarious that while watching The Great Escape last night, that the Nazis...er...Luftwaffe decide that the "worst of the worst" prisoners in their camp will receive a garden, a library and sporting activities. How true to life this is isn't as relevant as the point that we depicted our enemy displaying a level of generosity we have been notably absent of lately.

Further, Froomkin makes the appropriate holes in the Krauthammer argument. To equate people who don't sanction torture with non-military people is idiotic and offensive.

posted at: 2009-05-04 08:34:31 with 0 comments

No one in my office appears to be observing no pants day. Sad!

posted at: 2009-05-01 08:38:28 with 0 comments

with the horrificness of a full week of a group project and extraverted thinking.

edward informed me tonight that he had read recently (in a book he stole from me) that my thinking style is consistent with a male engineer.

also, love the pictures accompanying this article. yeah, that's me in the purple dress.

posted at: 2009-04-28 22:57:49 with 0 comments

I CAN BARELY THINK. am so, so excited for this day to be over.

posted at: 2009-04-24 12:29:06 with 0 comments

HUMMING THAT GODDAMNED KELLY CLARKSON SONG. f&%k. f#$k. i seriously sit in my cube all day, humming it under my breath, hoping no one hears me and thinks i'm crazy. i hum it as i'm opening the door to work. i hum it on the way to work. I CANNOT STOP. it's been this way for, i think, five days. when i'm not humming the refrain, i can HEAR IT IN MY HEAD.

i'm humming it now at 8:15 pm. i was humming it this morning at 8:15. GRAH.

also, to tot up on the list of other awesome things i did today:

  • took old paper coffee cup to kitchen to refill with water and heat in the microwave for tea

  • heated cup of water for 2:30 in a microwave that i did not realize appears to be powered by rocket fuel or nuclear fusion or something, and thus super-heats water in the span of 30 seconds

  • attempted to remove cup from microwave and decided it was so hot i needed to wrap four paper towels around it to hold it

  • walked down the hall back to my desk, thinking, 'wow, this is pretty full - it would suck if i splashed some of this on my hand'

  • felt said cup slip from my hand

  • watched in amazement / horror as cup flew in air, recently boiling water splashed across the entire back of my left hand and cup fell on floor, spilling water everywhere

  • felt nothing special immediately and decided (with surprise) that i was fine and walked back to kitchen to throw away cup

  • arrived at the kitchen and felt mild tingling in hand, like it was falling asleep

  • AND SUDDENLY MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PAIN AND BRIGHT RED HAND.

yeah. it's been this way all day. took all the advil i had and put ice on it. advil wore off. hand still bright red and painful.

posted at: 2009-04-23 20:25:01 with 3 comments

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

posted at: 2009-04-23 20:12:14 with 0 comments

If I had time, I'd check out all the newcomers.

posted at: 2009-04-23 15:12:17 with 0 comments

Where is everybody else around here?

posted at: 2009-04-22 12:42:09 with 3 comments

After reading this point of view I have to say I think this side of things is correct.

Dynamic web fonts are coming. Actually they’re already here, but most of Our People haven’t noticed yet. But they will, and that’s going to be a huge boon to somebody. I see you’ve decided that it won’t be you. Well, have fun shuffling your little bits of metal around. The rest of us will be over here, using the only fonts we’re allowed to use: Everything But Yours.

Intellectual property is obviously a subject that evokes strong feelings, especially when it comes to software. But in this case, the "software" we're referring to hasn't been changed significantly in years.

It's as if aspirin and acetaminophen were only still sold by Bayer and Tylenol.

I hate that the left-hand side of my site has to use images, because dynamically embedded fonts (believe me, I spent about two weeks attempting to get this to work back in 2004) didn't work. If someone had a knockoff font that aped the correct serifs, I'd use it in a heart-beat. Now that the technology is finally coming around, you can bet I won't bother to license an expensive font.

I'll use a cheap one that looks good and never look back.

posted at: 2009-04-22 11:45:59 with 0 comments

Part of a long-standing argument I have with multiple people, involves the idea of compensation. My principal problem is that currently, people associate wealth with worth. Go read this piece on Wall St. compenstation to get the full effect:

As the hue and cry to return the money grew, the traders had thought that Liddy would stand up for them. The ruddy-faced, 63-year-old former Allstate CEO, who had been installed by Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson in September, was, if not exactly one of them, at least someone who understood the rules of the game as it had been played—and who understood what they were entitled to under those rules, even if those rules were unspoken. In AIG’s glory years, executives like Joseph Cassano, the former head of financial products, took home more than $300 million. That was the kind of money you couldn’t talk about.

More:

Their anger takes many forms: There is rage at Obama for pushing to raise taxes (“The government wants me to be a slave!” says one hedge-fund analyst); rage at the masses who don’t understand that Wall Street’s high salaries fund New York’s budget (“We’re fucked,” says a former Lehman equities analyst, referring to the city); rage at the people who don’t “get” that Wall Street enables much of the rest of the economy to function (“JPMorgan and all these guys should go on strike—see what happens to the country without Wall Street,” says another hedge-funder).

Once you accept the wealth/worth connection, it becomes taboo to talk about salaries, and people glowingly say "his business just made $40 million!" as if this reflected well upon a person's worth.

The more insidious connections come next, the idea that because one earned a great deal of money, one is smarter, more useful, deserving of praise.

The final, worst transition occurs just as often: the idea that if one does not earn lots of money, their worth is diminished.

Don't get me wrong: I think the hidden-hand-american-greed argument has served America well over many years. But just as my current occupation has a particular income level (one that I'm significantly below...another nice feature of the wealth/worth corollary: the idea that because one is underpaid, one is actually worth much more than they appear) due to scarcity, if there were twice as many IT people running around DC, I imagine the cost per person would come down.

Scarcity really is the driving factor behind most of the wealth/worth problem: if you're a lawyer, you want to go to a good school, to get into a good firm, so that the firms can pay first years a large salary. Being a doctor is different, but it does boil down to numbers: if there were 50% more doctors around, salaries would be lower.

To be sure, many of these positions require smart, hard-working people. But so do many other jobs. Reporters, teachers and certain civil servants often make tiny wages, yet work 24/7. Many are incredibly smart.

The only real solution, in my mind, is to push back on the wealth/worth connection at all times. If a friend says "wow, my boss was a millionaire at age 30", just ask how she got there. If the answer is that she invented a cheap shamwow knockoff, your answer is already there.

posted at: 2009-04-20 13:26:55 with 1 comments

Your daily must-read story:

Rep. Jane Harman , the California Democrat with a longtime involvement in intelligence issues, was overheard on an NSA wiretap telling a suspected Israeli agent that she would lobby the Justice Department to reduce espionage-related charges against two officials of the American Israeli Public Affairs Committee, the most powerful pro-Israel organization in Washington.

4 pages and well worth it. Hat-tip to those who emailed me!

posted at: 2009-04-20 12:40:56 with 0 comments

For the record, I don't even enjoy juice all that much.

posted at: 2009-04-20 09:28:24 with 0 comments

I especially enjoy contrarian.

posted at: 2009-04-17 11:47:12 with 1 comments

Speaking of those on the other side of the political fence, here's a ne'er-do-well's new blog.

All I can say is that I hope he's not looking for fool's gold!

posted at: 2009-04-16 19:20:08 with 0 comments

I love certain Adobe products, but this site is a welcome step back.

posted at: 2009-04-15 08:52:24 with 0 comments

This hits pretty close to home for me. Go read it all:

  1. Find and quote industry experts with the biggest possible conflicts of interest – preferably those who make their living thanks to the public paranoia about cybersecurity. Make sure you give them enough space to quote their latest anti-virus solutions and consulting services. Since nobody important would talk to you on the record anyway, nobody expects your quotes to add any value to the article. Remember: it's all about the metaphors. Ideally, find "unbiased" experts who have never been to Estonia or Georgia, don't know the language, have gathered no data of their own, but who think that cyberwar is going to destroy us all (unless their firm is selected to help us save us from the evil hackers).

Every century there's a new flavor of snake-oil to sell.

posted at: 2009-04-15 08:42:57 with 0 comments

Only six weeks until Tilda and I venture west to Dirtytown, USA, kicking off another summer of adventures.

Will we be trapped in a car wash? Will wild dogs attack us as I idle? What will catch fire? The possibilities are endless...

posted at: 2009-04-12 22:10:58 with 3 comments

Wow.

Hopefully he'll do better than his miming performance in Superman Returns.

posted at: 2009-04-08 10:03:03 with 0 comments

I've already submitted some predictions. The premise is simple: if a pundit makes a claim, let's check them on it.

Ideally, the cream will rise to the top.

If only there were a companion site for apologies...

posted at: 2009-04-01 13:57:32 with 0 comments

An intriguing idea.

My initial thought was: this will be hard to get good designers to work quickly enough on a day to day basis. Then I remembered that for the vast majority of stories in the newspaper, the development of a story occurs long before it's in print. So the design could proceed at the same pace.

In the long term, yes, the newspaper is probably dead. But for the next 10 years, with good design, it could certainly limp along. And the best part about good design is that it translates into good web design. So newspapers with bold graphics and interesting appearances could become the web destinations of the future.

If only I had a kindle!

posted at: 2009-04-01 09:47:04 with 0 comments

Now that the second-most expensive purchase I ever made has been paid off, perhaps it's time to go fully electric.

Of course, if Brad has something burning a hole in his pocket...

posted at: 2009-03-26 14:44:46 with 0 comments

this friday is pisco sour day. (it's also ceviche day, which as edward will note is distinctly not a soup. of course that result relies on a traditionally unreliable factor, so i'm not getting my hopes up).

regardless, i am sick at home with food poisoning, but what better way to take my nausea to new heights than to research alcoholic beverages made with raw egg whites?

as anyone who knows me knows, i am lightly obsessed with the idea of unusual things and differentiating myself. (of course, this from someone who just microwaved a veggie corn dog for lunch - though DUDE, BEST THING EVER).

so how awesome is this: a scorched-bitters pisco sour? thank god i'm seated, because my knees weaken at the thought of a flaming drink. and when you couple that with the idea that foamy top would be rendered crispy and creme-brulee-like (diacritic marks be damned)? holy mother.

anyway, stepping back to the reality that is my lack of any kitchen implements that would make the process remotely safe, i've been forced to think through more mundane options.

my ideas are limited to (in rough order of dramaticity, which i assure you is a made-up word): (a) amargo bitters - apparently a subtly different taste that i doubt anyone would notice, (b) key limes - more tart/bitter, or (c) the sour haas, which appears to be a bizarre green blend that incorporates avocado, pineapple, and mint into the mix. woot!

posted at: 2009-03-25 13:26:36 with 0 comments

It's an interesting idea.

The thing to remember about FDR is not that he came up with a few brilliant ideas, and ran with them; rather, he came up with many ideas, a few of which worked (some of which were even constitutional!) out in the long run.

posted at: 2009-03-23 13:48:32 with 1 comments

Ray's and Good Stuff are already gone! It makes me wonder that someone would go to BLT and order the burger but apparently people are hitting places like that (and Central) and being low-brow.

Oh, well. There's always Stoney's!

posted at: 2009-03-20 13:41:11 with 0 comments

Happy Nowruz!

The best part is that Obama is celebrating it as well:

Change starts with small steps.

posted at: 2009-03-20 08:10:53 with 2 comments

The AIG bonus solution fix passed the House by a large 328-93 margin. The best part? The Democrats were united (243-6) while the GOP split nearly in half over the measure (85-87).

I'm not sure how the GOP is gaming this out, but the 87 who voted 'Nay' aren't thinking terribly quickly here.

posted at: 2009-03-19 17:49:56 with 0 comments

So the S9, almost a year too late for me, is set to debut on the 30th.

It's good to see DC is moving forward, transit wise. The Feds are also moving ahead which is terrific news!

posted at: 2009-03-19 17:45:09 with 0 comments

The answer to the bonuses is really too simple.

Like many of you, I was outraged to learn over the weekend that AIG is paying out another $165 million in bonus compensation. For a company that has required $170 billion in U.S. taxpayer assistance and is 80% owned by the United States Government, this is clearly unacceptable. That is why I will be introducing legislation that will instruct the Secretary of the Treasury and the Internal Revenue Service to develop guidelines that tax at 100% any bonus compensation that is not directly related to a commission for any recipient of TARP funds where the United States government is the majority owner of the company. This will allow AIG to continue to meet their "contractual obligation" to pay these bonuses, but will ensure that the recipients are not allowed to keep this money.

Best of all, this is a targeted solution to the problem that won't affect the legality of the contracts themselves. Perfect!

posted at: 2009-03-17 12:49:10 with 0 comments

Reminded me of the mighty octophant.

Now back to your regular work!

posted at: 2009-03-17 12:33:49 with 0 comments

You can now, thankfully, build your own.

posted at: 2009-03-17 12:30:46 with 0 comments

Great movies, whether from Pixar or Lucas, always seem to follow a similar arc: someone comes up with a great story, and then all the pieces fall into place from a directorial perspective, followed by a decent post-production grunt period.

The first part of Raiders reads like the perfect film. Just some guys sitting around coming up with cool ideas, characters and scenes.

posted at: 2009-03-15 20:47:56 with 0 comments

the tv, that is.

now we just need to find something to put all the accoutrements inside. would a wildly expensive stainless steel credenza block RF? mm.

posted at: 2009-03-14 17:33:10 with 4 comments

more than the mind-numbing barrage of previews and my consumption of a single, watered-down caipirosca, i'm going to wager that this will be the worst new show on television.

posted at: 2009-03-05 22:03:09 with 0 comments

after a month or so of not really dealing with the app store, i've gone on a crazy app-downloading binge on my iphone. the latest addition? a cylon detector.

what's that you say? i've full-on sunk into like the worst depths of nerdism?

oh, no. that happened when i tested it on my cat.

posted at: 2009-03-05 21:56:28 with 0 comments

although completely insane, this is also awesome. and insane awesome is the best kind of awesome.

posted at: 2009-03-05 21:46:43 with 0 comments

Jon breaks it all down.

Worth every second.

posted at: 2009-03-05 18:29:37 with 0 comments

It's jumped the shark, sure, but it may have just reversed itself, backed over the damn shark, and belched fire.

posted at: 2009-03-04 14:53:42 with 0 comments

Obama was great. And, had I not fallen asleep post, I would've been able to witness one of the greatest rebuttal failures of history.

For a great reaction, see Greg over at TNR It's worth deeply excerpting from it, precisely because it lays low the recent Dems who have also quailed before the bright lights of the SOTU rebuttal:

The real crime here is that Jindal, who’s clearly an ambitious guy, could’ve scanned recent history and decided to save himself the pain*. In all the heated discussions last summer about who Obama’s running mate should be, whenever Kathleen Sebelius’s name came up, people would talk about how impressive it is that she’s a strong Democratic voice in a conservative state and that she has true policy credentials--and then they’d say, But did you see her rebuttal? Similar deal with Tim Kaine, who was plagued by his dead fish performance in ’06. Gary Locke, Obama’s likely next pick for Commerce, gave such a bad speech six years ago that it’s a breathtaking act of charity that he’s been allowed to talk in public, in front of other people, with cameras around, again. Much of the blame, of course, rests with the individuals: These aren’t the most dynamic orators in the political world. But I think SOTU rebuttals are so consistently wretched for more systemic reasons. You arrive onscreen directly after the president, and the optics are terrible. Instead of addressing a joint session, you’re hanging out by yourself a room fit for a Bing Crosby Christmas special. Also, you’re consigned from the get-go into a defensive position, making it more difficult to pounce effectively. And by the time the president’s done speaking, the viewing public has endured about an hour of political oratory--well beyond most right-thinking people’s threshold. It takes a truly remarkable performance to stand out that late in the night.

The great recent exception, of course, came in 2007, when Jim Webb went full metal and excoriated the hobbled president and Republican brand.

We need more Dems like Obama or Webb, and more GOP stalwarts like Bobby Jindal.

Oh, and yes, Obama's speech was pitch-perfect. Time to jump back into the stock market!

posted at: 2009-02-25 07:55:38 with 0 comments

Better than the stick-figures.

And the correct term, moving forward is, "receivership".

posted at: 2009-02-23 12:30:00 with 0 comments

I finally got around to seeing Helvetica last night. It's a good film, and one of the interviewees is the designer behind my cool Obama poster.

posted at: 2009-02-19 11:24:35 with 0 comments

Getting an A for effort is really idiotic...and yet at many companies "met expectations" seems to align perfectly with what the college students quoted describe. That's depressing.

posted at: 2009-02-18 12:12:19 with 0 comments

I love the fact that the administration is hard-wired to the information age.

The Recovery website is a perfect example of this. Go check it out...it's really amazing. And no flash excluding the youtube link!

posted at: 2009-02-18 11:40:58 with 0 comments

One can always hope for a new computer.

posted at: 2009-02-17 10:05:28 with 0 comments

My 401k provider won't let me pay my loan back early.

And people wonder why there's a financial crisis...

posted at: 2009-02-11 15:23:43 with 0 comments

someone out here was telling me that they miss home ~ well not home exactly, but a certain substance in its primal form. not too droopy, not too crunchy, just right. the beauty is, you can find it right here at the 'werkz or it even makes the news taste better. that's right - it is what we're fighting for! now if i could only get that rap song out of my head...

posted at: 2009-02-10 21:56:22 with 1 comments

Very well done. Almost makes me want to watch^H^H^H^H^Hread it!

posted at: 2009-02-05 16:09:09 with 0 comments

I don't link to godin that often, but this thought is worth exploring.

My answer to his question, for me, is simple: #2

What is yours?

posted at: 2009-01-29 12:22:28 with 0 comments

For the year of 2009, I have received, as of January 28th, 7157 email messages.

I have sent 641 messages this year.

Sigh.

posted at: 2009-01-28 16:38:53 with 1 comments

For the wall? Perhaps.

posted at: 2009-01-26 19:33:45 with 0 comments

Worth remembering the pictures.

posted at: 2009-01-26 14:08:24 with 0 comments

Cold but historic. Pictures later, if they came out.

posted at: 2009-01-23 14:34:30 with 0 comments

It begins...er...continues.

The new administration is doing fairly well on all fronts, in my mind.

posted at: 2009-01-23 14:33:18 with 0 comments

So I save up for a year (neglecting my health care in the process) in order to meet the minimum level for investing in an HSA and what do I get?

That's right: a whole slew of sales loaded, 12b1 fee'd up mutual funds.

I suppose I should complain to my fund administrator, but this is what's happened to me before at each company's 401k offerings: the idiots running the show want to get their cut, so instead of having some simple index funds tied to the S+P 500 or Russel 2000, they provide the same "idea" only with lots of skimming off the top.

Sigh. Back to scrimping on health care for another year, I suppose. Wall Street's gotta eat...at least until Obama provides national health care. I can't wait!

posted at: 2009-01-14 08:49:19 with 2 comments

Last week's episode was really too sad to be true.

I thought the show would be biased, but I was surpised to find it bent over the other direction, to show an innocent man (and his family) being harassed at gunpoint, and the specter of "terrorism" replaced by some minor drug and/or work visa violations.

The weird disconnect culiminated in last night's 24, which was good, as always. It made me think though: do DHS agents actually think they're saving America from terrorists when they process drug violations?

posted at: 2009-01-13 18:18:17 with 2 comments

I wish I had time to be documenting myself in such detail.

Then again, that's what others are for!

posted at: 2009-01-13 16:53:30 with 0 comments

someone better pick up a certain jacket ... i'm getting a little low on drycleaning ...

posted at: 2008-12-19 14:34:35 with 0 comments

i'm listening to a phone call in which someone used the phrasing "we're changing business in a quantum way".

damn straight, b*#ches.

posted at: 2008-12-19 14:32:22 with 0 comments

Coleman leads Franken by a mere 15 votes right now! It's looking great for Al...

posted at: 2008-12-18 17:46:20 with 0 comments

aside from the whole mockery-of-suicide-in-poor-taste critique, what the hell was pepsi thinking?

posted at: 2008-12-17 17:37:07 with 2 comments

i am very proud of myself, as i have no christmas debt!

i started saving an ing christmas present fund in january of last year and automatically contributed a set amount to it every week. i then bought all my presents with a budget in mind and have shockingly managed to stay within that budget.

it may just be the only financially intelligent thing i have ever done ...

posted at: 2008-12-17 16:56:56 with 0 comments

So if you ever wanted to drive the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile here is your chance.

posted at: 2008-12-09 17:35:15 with 1 comments

Seen it yet?

Now to get some shots of the tree...

posted at: 2008-12-08 20:09:05 with 2 comments

of this website (Web site ... ha) got me the coolest pair of gloves of all time.

and for some reason they finally decided to turn the heat down at work today (from it's usual 95 degree level), so i actually could've worn them all day.

posted at: 2008-12-05 17:42:34 with 2 comments

So I just moved our condo to entirely using wind power for electricity. It's a little more expensive, but for obvious reasons, I feel it's a good start.

The nice thing about energy competition is that once it starts to be deployed to multiple providers, there will be an incentive for power companies to offer greater services.

Best of all, as much as I love the idea of selling electricity back to the grid, it's simply cheaper at the moment to use economies of scale to generate clean electricity in other areas of the country and then transmit that power here. Do we need a new smart grid? Sure. In ten years, perhaps every residence in DC will be fitted with a smart power meter. Until then, this is the next best option.

posted at: 2008-11-27 08:08:52 with 0 comments

Naturally, the book was better, but the movie was good. Just good, I think, not outstanding, as every review seems to say. Clearly, I'm biased in favor of the prose. Other thoughts?

posted at: 2008-11-22 13:42:23 with 0 comments

What gmail theme are you?

posted at: 2008-11-21 17:02:26 with 3 comments

Is here! It's not a convertible but still looks quite cool.

There aren't much in the way of details but I'd be interested to see the performance aspects.

posted at: 2008-11-19 14:47:57 with 0 comments

The list of suck is priceless.

I'm trying to wrap my head around Thomas-Kinkade-meets-Barry-Lyndon. Wacky.

Somewhere, my slightly immoral namesake is smiling.

posted at: 2008-11-18 11:50:10 with 0 comments

The first rule of any engagement is to know your enemy. I occasionally peruse the corner to do so.

It looks like they just lost Frum.

The more they push to the right, the more they will marginalize themselves. The sad thing is that I feel like many of the right's slogans "smaller government, more personal responsibility" track well with America. The problem is that they came into office, held all the levers of government, and produced nothing useful.

Democrats are the party of solutions.

posted at: 2008-11-17 14:35:42 with 0 comments

Quantum starts today! It's been a pretty long spell since I saw a semi-decent movie. I'm keeping my expectations low...

posted at: 2008-11-14 08:14:55 with 1 comments

that make me happy. edward thinks he knows what they are. right now i only have two of them.

posted at: 2008-11-11 21:30:14 with 0 comments

Speaking of big announcements, everyone should check out the new tiny nuclear power plant.

Yeah. It's small enough to only power 20,000 homes. Within ten years, we could actually have a Unified Smart Grid utilizing these guys, along with many other power sources.

posted at: 2008-11-11 13:59:24 with 0 comments

This article about a tax law change is ridiculous. The key grafs are here:

Section 382 of the tax code was created by Congress in 1986 to end what it considered an abuse of the tax system: companies sheltering their profits from taxation by acquiring shell companies whose only real value was the losses on their books. The firms would then use the acquired company's losses to offset their gains and avoid paying taxes.

Lawmakers decried the tax shelters as a scam and created a formula to strictly limit the use of those purchased losses for tax purposes.

But from the beginning, some conservative economists and Republican administration officials criticized the new law as unwieldy and unnecessary meddling by the government in the business world.

"This has never been a good economic policy," said Kenneth W. Gideon, an assistant Treasury secretary for tax policy under President George H.W. Bush and now a partner at Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom, a law firm that represents banks.

The opposition to Section 382 is part of a broader ideological battle over how the tax code deals with a company's losses. Some conservative economists argue that not only should a firm be able to use losses to offset gains, but that in a year when a company only loses money, it should be entitled to a cash refund from the government.

So if your business is unprofitable, you should expect money from the government. That's idiotic. And it's certainly not "conservative". I hope Obama and Congress rein in this mistake immediately, and move to put someone with greater intelligence in charge of Treasury.

posted at: 2008-11-10 06:46:16 with 0 comments

so many superfluous sentences, so little time. but first, the news of the world, where grinning 'terps and i commiserated over victory. soccer and helo-pads won't be the same. it sounds like i missed a party back home ~ hopefully there will be a little joy left when i return to toast the big O.

but more is needed - a return to normalcy. where i can stop checking pollster.com whenever the lousy 'net connection here works. perhaps we should start with my wayward sofa?

posted at: 2008-11-07 14:59:41 with 2 comments

We just added North Carolina into the fold.

Not as big as Virginia, but still, great news all the same.

posted at: 2008-11-06 13:43:08 with 0 comments

Working in the commonwealth the last few days was some of the most rewarding work I've ever done. Not because it was hard, but because I got the chance to turn my home back to the Democrats. I couldn't be prouder of what happened.

Words fail me.

posted at: 2008-11-05 08:42:08 with 2 comments

U St was basically shut down last night due to the celebration. I'll try to post some pictures later of the fun.

For now, it's time to reflect on what we all accomplished, and the challenges that we face moving forward. It's time to show the GOP how true progressives can govern effectively. It's time to show the world that America works.

posted at: 2008-11-05 08:20:17 with 0 comments

in no particular order:

  • i never ride the bus anymore, and therefore have no interesting commute stories, which is where i get all my best material
  • due to job requirements, i have lost my ability to communicate in anything but powerpoint slides and can no longer construct grammatically correct sentences
  • i have nothing of interest to say (although that is a false premise, as that has never stopped me before)
  • i rue the day when the election is over and edward once again returns his attentions to the intricacies of fast food service delivery ... which reminds me ...
posted at: 2008-11-03 19:02:24 with 1 comments

am i going to vote tomorrow? and when is it ever going to become more convenient to vote? i don't really get the argument that it should require effort, but hey, i'm a lazy, lazy woman.

and why is dc refusing to send me my absentee ballot? i requested it at the same time and place as edward. and ... nothing!

my receipt of said ballot wouldn't even lead to the sort of adorable mental political gamesmanship his did!

and please let him never accuse me again of overthinking something, as the urge to vote republican would never even cross my mind. the shame! the horrible shame!

posted at: 2008-11-03 18:46:42 with 0 comments

Before I go off the grid to help the campaign in the final few days, a last post.

I voted today, absentee...and almost could bring myself to vote for a Republican in the at-large council seat.

Then I stopped, and thought.

Why would someone run as a Republican in DC? Obviously, the deck is stacked against being elected here. The only clear reason would be to run for the at-large race, the sole race where Democrats vote one person into office, along with a member of another party.

Perhaps Mr. Mara is a Democrat. Certainly his position on the issues incline that way. But the one advantage of being a GOP member is that in the at-large race, DC's tiny GOP wing gives one a boost over the "independent" candidates. Combine that with a large newspaper endorsement, and Mara may just get elected.

In the end, in this environment, its difficult to imagine being a Republican and standing on the "issues". Conservatism seems adrift, from financial mismanagement to simple intolerance. Anyone who wishes to align themselves with such a party must, now more than ever, be deluded.

I voted for the Democrat, Kwame Brown. I left the final slot unchosen. I support Mayor Fenty and his reform ideas, and giving Chairman Gray another supporter, one who seems particularly ill-qualified for higher office, seems silly. Therefore my vote wasn't wasted, it was decided.

The council is being fairly tough on Rhee, even if she doesn't have the best presentations:

Barry took exception to Gray's decision to allow Rhee to appear first, ahead of a long line of witnesses. He said it violated a council tradition of allowing private citizens to speak first.

Rhee said that parents and other people schedule meetings with her many weeks in advance and that they would have to reschedule if she waited several hours to testify. Rhee came to a July 11 council meeting but left after four hours without speaking because of other commitments.

Hmm. Sounds like Barry is grandstanding and preventing useful business from being accomplished. Typical.

(Don't get me started on the idiocy of writing in a GOP councilmember who couldn't win in her own primary...at least Mara had the good sense to knock Schwartz off!)

posted at: 2008-10-31 08:34:46 with 0 comments

From TNR, via Getty:

obama and young supporter

A great picture. I love the secret service guy as well in the background.

posted at: 2008-10-27 12:29:05 with 0 comments

Tilda and I caught part of Meet The Press yesterday...and watched the most painful moment of the campaign. I actually felt bad for McCain:

The best part for me, is that Alex "I'm in Control Here" Haig made the cut, but someone else didn't!

posted at: 2008-10-27 08:18:52 with 1 comments

So the short story of this hilarity is this:

  1. Conservatives "discover" that sub $200 contributions to the Obama campaign are accepted without proper addresses
  2. Conservatives decide that they need to "test" this hypothesis
  3. Conservatives start contributing money to the Obama campaign
  4. Profit ensues.

I remember in college that there was a deductible tax that went to the nader-front groups associated in the past. The tax was easily turned off, by a simple check on a piece of mail. So it really amounted to a stupidity tax on students who didn't bother to read their mail.

Still, this goes one step further. If the hypothesis you're testing is that your opponent is raising too much money illegally, why would you illegally contribute money to him? It defies belief!

Considering the average donation to Obama is around $100, I only hope these rubes realize they're helping lower the average contribution each time they give cash. Hilarious.

posted at: 2008-10-23 20:56:54 with 0 comments

This is hilarious:

By the way, before Cashill hit on his theory, I noted some eerie similarities between Dreams of My Father and the Horatio Hornblower novels of C.S. Forester, which also contain nautical references and are written on a high school level, but I gave up my investigation when I realized that Forrester died in 1966 and probably could not have written Obama’s book. Why didn't I think of comparing Obama’s book to Ayers’ book instead? I guess that's why I'm not one of the A-list bloggers.

Must-read.

posted at: 2008-10-23 20:26:44 with 0 comments

It's all everyone is talking about

The Republican National Committee has spent more than $150,000 to clothe and accessorize vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her family since her surprise pick by John McCain in late August.

According to financial disclosure records, the accessorizing began in early September and included bills from Saks Fifth Avenue in St. Louis and New York for a combined $49,425.74.

The records also document a couple of big-time shopping trips to Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis, including one $75,062.63 spree in early September.

Insane. More...

But all the spending by other candidates pales in comparison to the GOP outlay for the Alaska governor whose expensive, designer outfits have been the topic of fashion pages and magazines.

Wow.

posted at: 2008-10-22 12:57:34 with 0 comments

Via Kottke, it's brilliant

We came to a certain book, part of a set of three supplementary books published by the same company, and they asked me what I thought about it.

I said, "The book depository didn't send me that book, but the other two were nice."

Someone tried repeating the question: "What do you think about that book?"

"I said they didn't send me that one, so I don't have any judgment on it."

The man from the book depository was there, and he said, "Excuse me; I can explain that. I didn't send it to you because that book hadn't been completed yet. There's a rule that you have to have every entry in by a certain time, and the publisher was a few days late with it. So it was sent to us with just the covers, and it's blank in between. The company sent a note excusing themselves and hoping they could have their set of three books considered, even though the third one would be late."

It turned out that the blank book had a rating by some of the other members! They couldn't believe it was blank, because [the book] had a rating. In fact, the rating for the missing book was a little bit higher than for the two others. The fact that there was nothing in the book had nothing to do with the rating.

The article is a goldmine!

posted at: 2008-10-22 10:54:13 with 0 comments

It really helps if you make a parallelogram instead of a trapezoid.

posted at: 2008-10-16 13:47:46 with 0 comments

It's too amazing not to tease:

Reagan Dems and Independents. Call them blue-collar plus. Slightly more Target than Walmart.

Yes, the spot worked. Yes, they believed the charges against Obama. Yes, they actually think he's too liberal, consorts with bad people and WON'T BE A GOOD PRESIDENT...but they STILL don't give a f*. They said right out, "He won't do anything better than McCain" but they're STILL voting for Obama.

The two most unreal moments of my professional life of watching focus groups:...

You have to read the entire piece to get the full effect. We're winning people over because they're sick of the GOP.

posted at: 2008-10-15 17:50:31 with 0 comments

Since 1929, one thing has been clear:

$1700 in growth under Republicans, $290,000 under Democrats. Even if you exclude the failure of the markets under Hoover, Democrats still come out with six times the results of the GOP.

Of seven Republican presidents, three turned in negative results and the average rate of return was only 0.4%. Every Democratic president since 1929 has turned in a positive performance, with Bill Clinton setting the record at a 15.2% rate of growth.

Those are some scary good number for Dems!

posted at: 2008-10-14 21:10:33 with 0 comments

Update: Top Line Numbers in CBS Poll: Obama 53; McCain 39.

Before the final debate, some great poll results:

Credit to the Obama campaign, which has taken hold of the tax issue, not shirked from it as Democrats have in the past. They have aggressively driven the narrative and successfully gotten the message out that not only will Barack Obama cut taxes for 95% of working families, but John McCain will tax employer-based health care benefits. The Republican messaging on the other hand has been vague and unevenly applied, relying on what they thought were iron-clad pre-conceptions of Democrats rather than creating a compelling message about McCain himself on the issue.

I wonder too whether McCain's insistence that he's not your run of the mill Republican, that he's a maverick, is actually hurting him here. It's almost as though because McCain has tried to distance himself from the party brand that he's not accruing some of the benefits that come with the brand, such as an automatic advantage on taxes. But at the very least, this result shows just how dominant the Obama campaign has been in terms of message control over the course of this campaign.

Right below this piece was an advertisement saying John McCain would raise your taxes by $2,800 on your health care. Those ads are driving the narrative home...tax cuts for 95% of Americans vs a tax increase of $2,800.

posted at: 2008-10-14 21:06:10 with 0 comments

The debate format was awful, Tom Brokaw insufferable. But that one managed to maul McCain, repeatedly.

My favorite moment came when Brokaw served up a juicy softball to McCain, asking about "service". The answer was as you'd expect: a call to youth to give to their country, a call for all Americans to sacrifice, a look backward at the missed opportunity following 9/11 when Bush asked us to shop. In short: National Greatness...a belief in American exceptionalism.

Did I say McCain? I meant Obama.

It's inversions like these, where Obama makes points that make everyone in the audience remember that it's all right to be patriotic and progressive, that Democrats and Republicans are both Americans, that people respond to.

The insta polls bore this out and as Markos mentions, they prevent the GOP from spinning away a clear Democratic victory. Here's the raw numbers:

Forty percent of the 516 uncommitted voters surveyed identified Barack Obama as tonight's winner; 26 percent said John McCain won, while 34 percent saw the debate as a draw.

After the debate, 68 percent of uncommitted voters said that they think Obama will make the right decisions on the economy, compared to 55 percent who said that before the debate. Fewer thought McCain would do so – 48 percent after the debate, and 41 percent before.

Before the debate, 59 percent thought Obama understands voters’ needs and problems; that rose to 80 percent after the debate. For McCain, 33 percent felt he understands voters’ needs before the debate, and 44 percent thought so afterwards.

80% for Obama on understanding needs and problems? That's a huge win.

posted at: 2008-10-08 06:49:11 with 0 comments

The gloves are off starting this noon!

McCain can't hit back with sludge on this, or it'll seem irrelevant.

The current economic crisis demands that we understand John McCain's attitudes about economic oversight and corporate influence in federal regulation. Nothing illustrates the danger of his approach more clearly than his central role in the savings and loan scandal of the late '80s and early '90s.

I love it! The best part is that McCain telegraphed his intention to go dirty on Friday. Obama must've had this in the can, ready to go, for just such a point.

I hope someone asks about the scandal on Tuesday night. That will complete the media narrative!

posted at: 2008-10-06 08:31:24 with 0 comments

other than the rapid implosion of sarah palin, the news has been a little on the depressing side this week. however, this item very nearly makes up for it ...

posted at: 2008-09-30 14:53:43 with 0 comments

i beat him in buck hunter last night!

posted at: 2008-09-25 07:46:41 with 2 comments

This ad connects the dots

McCain wanted to bet Social Security on the market. This week, more than ever, it became apparent that was a bad idea. Not because the market didn't work, but because the market did work, and punished those who made bad investments.

Oh, wait. It didn't. To the tune of $700 billion.

The free market needs regulations the same way a sporting event needs referees. When you pull the refs out, and the game goes sour, why should the American taxpayer foot the bill?

posted at: 2008-09-22 12:49:38 with 0 comments

It just keeps getting better:

When you have seven homes, that's a lot of garages to fill. After the fuss over the number of residences owned by the two presidential nominees, NEWSWEEK looked into the candidates' cars. And based on public vehicle-registration records, here's the score. John and Cindy McCain: 13. Barack and Michelle Obama: one.

Thirteen cars? Go down the list and it's actually pretty depressing what cars they have:

McCain's personal ride, a 2004 Cadillac CTS, is no gas sipper, but it should make Detroit happy because it's made by General Motors. "I've bought American literally all my life and I'm proud," McCain said in the interview with Detroit's WXYZ-TV. But the rest of his fleet is not all-American. There's a 2005 Volkswagen convertible in the garage along with a 2001 Honda sedan. Otherwise, there's a 2007 half-ton Ford pickup truck, which might come in handy on the Sedona ranch; a vintage 1960 Willys Jeep; a 2008 Jeep Wrangler; a 2000 Lincoln; and a 2001 GMC SUV. The McCains also own three 2000 NEV Gem electric vehicles, which are bubble-shaped cars popular in retirement communities.

They own three bubble-shaped cars that are "popular in retirement communities". That's just sad.

posted at: 2008-09-22 09:00:39 with 0 comments

a record of significant underperformance ...

i am highly addicted to this.

and, aw, it's so nice. it tells me that if i scored below the median, it's not that i'm stupid. i might just be tired or distracted.

fair point. i can't stop thinking about that disembodied pirate face on the next tab ...

posted at: 2008-09-21 09:53:51 with 1 comments

edward has been obsessively collecting them for the last year and still does not have enough to get a 30" plush bear.

posted at: 2008-09-20 11:27:06 with 1 comments

proudly returning from my first drive alone in edward's car (all the way to reston - by MYSELF! i even didn't screw up the tolls or anything). anyway, i walked onto our back patio from the stairwell. when i stepped into the patio, i heard a "crrrrrunnncch!" under my right foot. also, whatever the heckles i stepped on was big enough that i felt something through my sandal.

thoughts that went through my mind in the split second before i looked down:

  • "um, really need to start picking up the leaves from all my dead plants back here."

  • "wait. a leaf? that doesn't make any sense. it was too crunchy. what the hell was that? please god, let it be like an old pork rind or something. or a dorito. i don't care. just not a bug."

  • "oh, f*#$, it probably was a goddamned bug. worst-case, please let it be some kind of already-dead junebug situation. gross, but not intolerable."

then i looked down.

LOOKING BACK AT ME WITH ALIEN INSECT EYES WAS A GIANT MOTHERF#*#$%KING TAN CREATURE that looked like the mutant child of a locust and cricket. i think grandpa must have been a praying mantis. GAH! GAH! HORRIBLE LONG LEGS AND HORRIFYING WINGS AND DISGUSTING SPINDLY ANTENNAE!!!!

although partially crushed, it is moving. and it is f$%#king GINORMOUS.

i flee back into the stairwell and come in the front door. edward shall have to deal with it when he gets home. HORROR! HORROR!

it's out there. but i'm too scared to look. seriously. i have never seen bugs like this anywhere in dc. ATTENTION WHOEVER IS BREEDING GIANT, GENETICALLY ENGINEERED INSECTS IN THE BACK STAIRWELL, I DO NOT APPROVE!

posted at: 2008-09-19 16:35:32 with 1 comments

Avast there!

posted at: 2008-09-19 10:49:17 with 0 comments

You know things aren't so hot in the fourth estate when you've lost Richard Cohen:

McCain was going to fix all that. He was going to look the American people in the eyes and say, not me. I will not lie to you. I am John McCain, son and grandson of admirals. I tell the truth.

But Joy Behar knew better. And so McCain lied about his lying and maybe thinks that if he wins the election, he can -- as he did in South Carolina -- renounce who he was and what he did and resume his old persona. It won't work. Karl Marx got one thing right -- what he said about history repeating itself. Once is tragedy, a second time is farce. John McCain is both.

It's the most-viewed article on the entire WaPo site. If McCain things he can continue to lie his way out of this, he's mistaken.

posted at: 2008-09-16 07:58:00 with 0 comments

It's reached the point where's it's pretty simple: McCain is a liar.

Sigh.

posted at: 2008-09-12 16:25:10 with 0 comments

A good response:

Barack Obama accused the McCain campaign of "lies" and "Swift boat" politics Wednesday, after nearly a day of claims his 'lipstick on a pig' comment was a sexist attack leveled at GOP VP candidate Sarah Palin.

"Spare me the phony outrage. Spare me the phony talk about change," Obama said at the start of an education event in Virginia. "We have real problems in this country right now. The American people are looking to us for answers, not distractions, not diversions, not manipulations. They want real answers to the real problems we are facing.

"I don't care what they say about me. But I love this country too much to let them take over another election with lies and phony outrage and swift boat politics," he also said. "Enough is enough."

The McCain camp is rapidly squandering their goodwill with the press. In another week, the narrative is going to shift because the media is starting to push back on the constant stream of lies.

posted at: 2008-09-11 08:42:43 with 0 comments

is what i would like to do right now ...

i nearly (due to my own errors, of course) had to stay in a horrifying hotel during my visit to the seamy underbelly of LA. basically, anyone could have climbed right over the railings of my "deck" to get into my room. and there were containers from the port being stored in the parking lot. awesome.

am now safely ensconced in manhattan beach, which appears to be the land of chain restaurants, hotels, stores, and people. there seriously looks to be some sort of consultant convention at my hotel, given the sea of blue shirts and khakis in the lobby area at night.

regardless, i'll be home on thursday to see! my! new! bed!

posted at: 2008-09-10 10:05:09 with 0 comments

A very good ad:

I like how Obama has moved the election to a referendum on change rather than a referendum on experience. Palin's pick only reinforces that meme...meaning that at the end of the day, voters will have to decide which of the two tickets offers a better chance for change. Needless to say, with ads like this, the Obama camp is making the choice easy.

posted at: 2008-09-08 19:41:20 with 0 comments

sadly, i have so much work to do these days that i no longer have any time to post.

i will only say that the fact that someone i know found sarah palin more compelling because he saw a photo of her with an assault rifle and a moose makes me lose all faith in humanity. or at least midwesterners, as the self-hating midwesterner that i am.

ps - brad appears to suck at motorstorm, despite the fact that i assume his days that are devoted mostly to videogames.

posted at: 2008-09-06 10:39:04 with 0 comments

Wow. I actually fell asleep during his speech, toward the end. It was written poorly and just didn't possess any energy. Worst of all, there were no specifics, just some bland platitudes towards the GOP plank.

At one part, he even railed against the Republican party for a minute. Why should people vote for a Republican to be responsible after the past 8 years? That was never made clear.

All in all, the fact they screwed up the background is the best summation of the entire event:

I'm surprised this hadn't occurred to me. But several readers have suggested that perhaps one of the tech geeks charged with setting up the audio/visual bells and whistles for the evening was tasked with getting pictures of Walter Reed Army Medical Center but goofed and got this instead. At first I thought, No, that's ridiculous. This is a major political party with big time professionals putting this together. Nothing is left to chance. I mean, is this the RNC or a scene out Spinal Tap or Waiting for Guffman? I still have a bit of a hard time believing they're quite that incompetent. But when you figure in what appears to be the utter lack of any logic for this school being behind McCain and the fact that it has 'Walter Reed' in its name, I'm really not sure you can discount this possibility.

Brilliant.

posted at: 2008-09-05 08:25:14 with 1 comments

I hadn't seen any of the RNC before last night...it defied belief. Speaker after speaker got on to trash the Democratic ticket, claiming they'd "raise taxes" or "increase government" and completely ignoring the budget shenanigans the GOP has fostered for the past eight years. Next, Guiliani and Palin both attacked Obama for leaving college to become a community organizer (did they want him to leave Harvard Law School and immediately start racking in money at a big firm?!?) because that wasn't "real work". First the Republicans attack the government, and now they're attacking community organizers. Who's next? Traffic guards?

The oddest moment of the night came in Guiliani's speech, when he claimed that Obama's success story could happen "only in America" and the audience began to laugh. Maybe I just don't get it. Why would that be funny? Do they think America has too much opportunity?

Palin came across as a dyed-in-the-wool GOP knife fighter, eager to lie (Obama's tax plan actually cuts taxes for 85% of middle income Americans by over a grand....way more than the McCain plan, which costs $40 trillion but mostly deals with corporate taxes) and obfuscate (she actually fought for the bridge to nowhere....but now baldly claims she was against it!) to get elected. Ugh. Hopefully the media will call her out on her distortions (a few did last night.)

The contrast between the two conventions couldn't be starker: Obama's final speech, in which he said that we should never question the patriotism of those in the other party stands in clear opposition to every speech given last night, where GOP member after GOP member slammed the Democrats for being weak on economics or national security. It's like we're in bizarro-land, where President Gore has presided for the past eight years.

Sigh.

posted at: 2008-09-04 07:56:03 with 0 comments

I've been a huge fan of firefox over the years. But chrome is amazingly slick. Rendering is faster, pages are more responsive, and the UI just. makes. sense.

Firefox and IE need to adapt quickly. Since IE8 is already almost ready to be shipped, both teams are going to have to readjust quickly.

I never thought I'd be happy to see the return of the browser wars, but I am.

posted at: 2008-09-03 07:53:37 with 1 comments

The sheer size of this audience is why we'll win.

Obama had one chance to nail it and did. In front of more people at one moment than ever before. Most Americans didn't know Barack Obama before last night. Now, at least 1 out of 8 has seen him. That's an amazing statistic for our country.

posted at: 2008-08-29 16:04:48 with 0 comments

Any good feminist, regardless of gender, ought to be outraged

So maybe Team Obama should go on the offensive, having some of its female surrogates express their disgust and dismay that McCain apparently considers women candidates to be interchangeable, regardless of their experience or policy views. (This was, after all, a common gripe among Hillary voters whenever it was suggested that Obama might tap Kathleen Sebelius as his number 2.)

This is actually why I think Palin is a good pick. For the Democrats. She is a GOP standard bearer in the same garb as Clarence Thomas, or Bobby Jindal: an unexceptional person who merely acts as a placeholder. Can you imagine if the Democrats nominated candidates based merely on color, or gender?

posted at: 2008-08-29 15:59:16 with 1 comments

Well, they saved the best for last. Obama's speech managed to inspire, attack and educate all at the same time. I don't think he could've put together a better speech, or better optics. The GOP next week needs to be seriously worried at this point...and Democrats may be able to breathe easier for the first time in a few weeks.

There were so many good lines, it's hard to focus on two, but these really stood out for me:

What the naysayers don't understand is that this election has never been about me. It's about you.

and...

Senator McCain likes to talk about judgment, but really, what does it say about your judgment when you think George Bush was right more than 90 percent of the time?" Obama asked. "I don't know about you, but I'm not ready to take a 10 percent chance on change.

Regardless, Obama threw one hell of a political touchdown pass last night.

posted at: 2008-08-29 09:22:36 with 0 comments

Tonight I have to disagree with the pundits:

  1. Warner's speech was great. He was a much better orator than anyone else on the dais, hands down. I still wish he were VP, but he's going to make a great senator. I'm not sure why the audience inside didn't like it more (not enough call-and-response?) but they were never the point. The point was middle America watching on tv. He nailed that group. And as David Gergen pointed out, when was the last time you heard a major political figure discuss science and technology in a speech? If Al Gore could've cribbed some lines, he might have picked up some points. (And I love Al Gore!)

  2. Schweitzer was just the opposite. I found him a little too jokey and filled with energy. He kept bouncing around like a ball onstage. Of course, he was able to whip the crowd into a frenzy, and many of his lines were good soundbites (drilling in John's McCain's numerous backyards, for instance). Conversely, he also had some horrible puns that left me thinking Warner seemed far better.

  3. HRC was good, but the expectations had been lowered so much that she didn't need to do anything at all. I'm still not sure why the media is lapping up the RNC-based idea that Clintonistas hate the Obamanauts, but it clearly isn't true. She said what needed to be said, and got the crowd going to boot. But at the end of the day, HRC is just not that gifted a public speaker. I expect more from Bill tonight, to be honest. He is truly a great orator.

The Media, on the other hand, thought HRC was "amazing" and that Schweitzer was "the best speech yet" and that Warner was "clearly a bomb". Apparently, treating the American people as anything less than idiots is beyond the VRWC.

posted at: 2008-08-27 06:47:56 with 0 comments

The best piece I've read on the convention is right here.

All of which suggests that Republicans are rarely offered advice because there is not much to advise them on. Republicans do not need to be told whether to take the high road or the low because they always take the low road. They do not ponder whether brutal campaign tactics will affect their ability to govern, since they care so little about government. If liberal media pundits are not particularly interested in offering conservative politician advice, conservatives understand their role as cheering their side on. No wonder Democrats are viewed as more likely to make mistakes. You can only make a mistake when you have a choice.

Excellent points.

posted at: 2008-08-26 21:27:07 with 0 comments

I'm [very glad I'm getting my ps3 fixed] rather than a new one. Apparently all PS2 love is going away...no shipping PS3's support it anymore. Nice move, Sony! Where otherwise could I get my katamari on, since there is no ps3 version?

posted at: 2008-08-26 10:22:47 with 0 comments

Day One of the Convention Recap:

  1. News media seem to think that Dems should be angry. Don't worry, guys, there will be plenty of red meat later. If Michelle had come out of the gate screaming bloody murder, she'd have been savaged in the press.

  2. Speaking of Michelle, she was amazing. She managed to easily explain the guiding principles behind the Obama family: looking out for those who don't have the same opportunities.

  3. Ted Kennedy's speech wasn't great. But the sheer willpower he displayed was unreal. The guy is fighting for his life, and to get up there in front of everyone took some serious guts.

  4. The optics by the Obama crew were brilliant. Much like a live-version of a great looking website, the branding reached across all spaces to produce a slick-looking convention floor. From the signs, to the backdrops, to the tiny touches on-stage, everything was branded perfectly. I'm so sick of the bad branding the other campaigns have have. It makes me proud to be a DNC contributor to see such a good job performed.

  5. It's real. There are some crazy people out there.

I can't wait for HRC and Governor Warner!

posted at: 2008-08-26 07:34:27 with 2 comments

i realize that i had neglected to finish the tale of my neighbor, but hey - I've been busy going on vacation and patronizing godawful clubs and such.

but i'm back. i think i hadn't even gotten to the good part yet, which is where mr. neighbor strode down the hall after me one day when I went to take my trash down to the trash chute. on my way back, he stopped me and said, "did i talk to you the other day?" i said, "no" and tried to keep walking. he said, "where do you live?" i pointed vaguely down the hall and said, "there." he said, "but where exactly?" i relented and pointed to my door. he got closer and said, "you know you're slamming that door over and over? you're creating a huge issue in this apartment building. just the other day, that lady [he points to a door two doors down from mine and ACROSS THE HALL] had some pictures fall off her wall because of you. no one else is going around slamming their door in here!" i just look at him and say, "i really don't think i'm slamming my door [BECAUSE I'M NOT], but i apologize if i am" and start walking away. he gets slightly more irate and says, "oh yes you are! the other day, that door probably slammed thirty times! you're really creating a hazard in this building!" i say, "right right - sorry" and go in my apartment to avoid further bizarre interaction. i actually have no idea what he is talking about, because i'm certainly not slamming my door when i leave.

later that day as i'm in my apartment, i realize that the door across the hall from me, which leads to the stairwell, slams somewhat frequently, though i never noticed it or cared about it before.

i thought the saga had ended (although i occasionally now would sneak out my door and go into the stairwell, slamming the door behind me to be difficult). but it had not.

the day i was moving out, my parents and edward were helping me carry things down to edward's car. we were being careful to shut the door as quietly as possible, but occasionally when you are carrying things, the door shuts behind you [though NOT REALLY THAT LOUDLY]. i missed the final coup de grace, but here it is.

apparently, edward came out the door on his way down to the car and when the door shut behind him, my neighbor popped out of his door. he said, "you have GOT to stop slamming that door!" edward protested that he hadn't done that and said we were moving out and would be gone the next week anyway. the man got slightly more belligerent and said that was good, since i had been nothing but "trouble" for the past year. at that, edward said that he got mad for the second time in recent memory [apparently the backseat bitchening doesn't count] and got in the guy's face and said, "you need to back down!!!!" and mr. neighbor, though surprised and taken aback, responded, "you need to stop slamming the door!" they sparred verbally back and forth in that manner until my dad came out of the apartment and witnessed this and tried to defuse the situation. at which point the guy looked at them and said, "fuck you!" and retreated into his apartment.

i made sure to slam the door a few times after that, but never saw him again! FUN FUN.

posted at: 2008-08-26 07:19:27 with 0 comments

typically i leave those to edward, but it needed to be said that michelle obama is awesome.

of course, i'm not sure that really counts as a political statement, but hey ...

posted at: 2008-08-26 06:40:51 with 0 comments

More mccain house hilarity.

As a recent condo purchaser, it really does hit home that they have no idea the pain most of us go through to save up money to purchase a house.

posted at: 2008-08-21 18:22:05 with 0 comments

Post beach pix aren't uploaded yet, sadly. Hopefully they will be soon.

The combination of delayed work plus Brad's presence has slowed posting. If only I didn't have to work during the day...

posted at: 2008-08-21 14:10:39 with 2 comments

Good morning Los Angeles! DC isn't the same without you.

posted at: 2008-08-04 07:58:29 with 3 comments

no disrespect to mr. springsteen, but i pretty much hate that song. especially now, when it's been going through my head for THREE FULL DAYS. i've tried everything, but i find myself starting every morning by singing it in the shower.

and then today, i'm crossing the street and i find it LIKE ACTUALLY COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH OUT LOUD. dude, i am NOT the kind of person who talks to myself. i'm the kind of person who MAKES FUN OF other people who talk to themselves.

seriously, i've been drinking like several sugar-free red bulls every day and i kind of wonder if it's starting to eat little holes in my brain.

posted at: 2008-07-31 15:28:48 with 0 comments

i had a couch in my old apartment ...

god, doesn't that opener just make you ache to hear more?

right. well, said couch died several months ago in my apartment. edward absconds all responsibility, and i believe him. a certain animal may have had a hand, but that is a little unclear. either way, it's no longer a couch that anyone would want.

  • broken frame: check
  • viciously clawed upholstery: check
  • fur-covered cushions: check
  • dark, drab color: check

the question is this - what do you do with such a couch when you move? the first obvious answer to me was "by god, i'll sell it on craigslist!"

having been roundly and firmly rejected in that endeavor, i reached the second natural conclusion (a service to which i have been introduced by law-abiding edward - previously i just threw my old s*&t on the curb for passerbys to rustle through): bulk trash.

now the issue with this is that because of my crazy doorways, in order to get said couch in my apartment, i had to hire someone to disassemble it and then reassemble it inside.

GRAH!

my plan (which rapidly became apparent to edward last night) was to put off dealing with it until the last day of my lease (today) and hope the couch fairies would take it away in the night. that's actually kind of my life-plan, right there in a nutshell. now you know. anyway, much to my dismay, yesterday, like any good mother, edward loudly insisted that i begin to plan for the removal process immediately. so ... we took over our little toolbox, which contains, like, a few screwdrivers, a hammer, pliers, and (ooh - exciting!) a mini-hacksaw to try to pull apart the couch ourselves.

fun! like being dexter!

we banged and screwed (ew, dirty people - not like that!) for several hours and managed to only get the front legs off, rip off most of the covering (so now like splinters and sharp screws and staples are ready to stick us everywhere), and pull out some of the stuffing.

the bulk of the work, like most things i do, was irrelevant or counterproductive. when i started to hacksaw the back legs off, edward stopped me (boo!)

so now the couch sits, ready for the final day. half disassembled in my old living room ... waiting ... taunting ... not at all leveled out by the hand of distance.

posted at: 2008-07-31 07:47:45 with 3 comments

Well, here we are sans furniture:

st johns wood 3b

Throw in a few pieces and you arrive at this:

furniture in st johns wood

No pix of the subzero or the viking range yet. You can make out the viking dishwasher, though. The balthazar/brad storage area is also unseen so far.

posted at: 2008-07-30 22:47:27 with 4 comments

at least that's what my browsing history would suggest ...

posted at: 2008-07-30 14:07:47 with 2 comments

Truth be told, Tilda and I have been working overtime just to get things squared away and former houses emptied. We should finally be able to post some pix this evening...

...on the positive side, we now have enough free space to house a small army. Provided, of course, that the soldiers are capable of hovering.

posted at: 2008-07-30 12:15:14 with 0 comments

for some reason i thought that posts would increase post purgatorial purchase of said domicile, but that does not seem to be the case.

so if one must step up, then clearly that one should be brad, no? and the point of such? ah, to maximize my triumphant destruction about to be loosed on the district...that's right - a shower or four down the road (have i mentioned dust yet?) and i'll be ready to rock.

the only question is - what vice first? blitzed at ed's pad? sauced on sixteenth street? crawling near the canal? i encourage suggestions, with points to the most debased of all...

posted at: 2008-07-28 15:33:34 with 4 comments

as you can see, i've fully embraced edward's beloved term.

however, the question as i continue to unpack is this: why do i keep books that i've already read? it's kind of ridiculous, because i'm never going to crack them open again and they're all dusty and disgusting. i had to wash my hands like six times already today. gross!

i think i've re-read maybe two books in my entire life (patented tilda exaggeration is probably at play there, but it's close).

of course, i should probably do it more often. why?

hm. well, i have this weird disorder where i remember almost none of the details of the books i read within a month or so of completing them. it's totally bizarre, because i have an damned excellent memory in general (especially for perceived slights), i'm not a total idiot, and i also love to read.

but let's see ... an example ... i love flannery o'connor. however, i had to read a good man is hard to find like six times before i could keep the plot in my head. and it's a flipping short story.

on top of that, i routinely recommend books without having a clue what was in them. i just have a general impression in my mind that they were really, really good and i couldn't put them down. for instance, i made edward read secrets a couple of months ago, which i maintain is one of my favorite books, but when he mentioned things from it to me, i had only a vague idea what he was talking about.

whatever - i've made it this far. and i'm not as bad as edward, who appears to be keeping several books on indoor barbecuing as well as the te of piglet.

posted at: 2008-07-25 17:42:58 with 5 comments

We're in the new condo. Finally. The nightmare is over. Pix will be forthcoming...

posted at: 2008-07-22 13:48:38 with 2 comments

When I saw a McCain ad talking about how Obama was to blame for high gas prices, I almost died laughing.

This ad is far better

Enjoy!

posted at: 2008-07-22 13:47:22 with 1 comments

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

posted at: 2008-07-15 22:54:33 with 1 comments

i'm trapped inside this weekend with a horrible cold (i know - who gets a cold in the summer??!!) and thus am being more demanding than usual.

i decided what i really needed was not a rehash of the chicken soup that i had for breakfast (oh, how i love a savory breakfast), but a cold and delicious frozen yogurt. and also something novel.

there seems to be a modest trend toward frozen yogurt places that are making their yogurt taste more like actual yogurt (sour) and less like ice cream (sweet). i guess it's supposed to be a california thing, but it's not something i ever experienced when i was there. maybe because i was living with an anorexic man. who can say.

anyway, the first one i tried was the not-so-impressive tangysweet in dupont circle. i went there on an incredibly hot day with edward, brad, and ... can't remember the bizarre nickname edward gave her, so she shall remain unnamed. there was a hugely long line and i just remember everyone being hot and cranky. we all ordered different flavors, and they all tasted, well, kind of the same - just weirdly way too sour. the texture also seemed a little off - maybe too hard or something. either way, not exciting, not going there again. i wanted to like it - i really did. i always want to like new, trendy, expensive things (expensive = good, right?), but this just didn't cut it.

now on the walk home from a recent trip to hank's, i had noticed the appearance of mr. yogato - near 17th & P. despite my memory of the rudimentary cartoon yogurt mascot (noting personal, i just reflexively hate all cartoons), i decided that's what i wanted today.

O!M!G! best choice EVER! i just had the original soft with strawberries, chocolate chips, and cap'n crunch, so i don't know how good all the rest are (today they had original tangy, mojito, and mango), but this one was tast-Y. like tangysweet, they have just about every topping your heart could desire, including lots of fresh fruit (yum!), but they also have all this extra stuff that you can put on yourself on top of the counter (i added honey and jimmies). the yogurt was tasty as well and had a good kind of mild tang to it.

though i should really try other flavors before i render a final verdict, i will rashly say it was rocktacular.

also, they made edward debase himself to get 10% off (which ended up being like 10 cents). bonus!

posted at: 2008-07-13 15:19:31 with 0 comments

well, moving back to california probably isn't worth it ...

posted at: 2008-07-12 12:42:59 with 1 comments

for a real estate team, feel free to get in touch.

posted at: 2008-07-10 16:26:42 with 0 comments

that i'm suddenly reminded of miami vice? perhaps i should change my own spectral choice.

in other news, an unscientific poll of f-book girls are recommending non-cuttage over the august holidays and i clearly need the veteran advice capabilities of the 'werkz. preferably with some jealous references to locks, locke, et all.

and as long as i'm fashioning detritus of the mind into a post, please to review this...i'm tempted to add a comment, but would that be wierd? i briefly wondered what a dredwerkz trip around the world would look like, and then i imagined ed rolling in the dirt outside a tashkent club, retching/cursing a stripper he swore spiked his drink...

posted at: 2008-07-08 15:06:26 with 5 comments

i'm so excited about my new color line that i'm posting again just to see it!

posted at: 2008-07-08 10:59:14 with 0 comments

Last time my car was vandalized I wished the next time someone broke in that they'd simply cut the roof and let themselves in rather than shatter the window.

A day or two ago I commented to Tilda that she hadn't been posting enough.

Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind!

posted at: 2008-07-08 08:33:55 with 0 comments
  • why does the search link on the left take me to some random-ass page?

  • why can't i have a pretty, feminine color for the line under my name like brad does?

hey edward - you nudged me to start posting again - you have only yourself to blame

posted at: 2008-07-08 08:08:14 with 4 comments

so. i left off where neighbor dude made little impression other than to depress the hell out of me.

that all changed one night (for those who know the story, it was the new jersey and r night). i was coming inside, completely sober, carrying a drunken friend who i had just rescued from the police. it was probably somewhere around 1 am. said friend was barely conscious and definitely outweighed me, so i was struggling.

just as i got to the front door of my building, i started to reach for my keys, but then saw someone coming out and thought he'd hold the door for us. it was mr. neighbor. i'd been living next door to him for 2 years, so i kind of thought he'd recognize me.

but no.

he walked out, shut the door behind him and stood in front of the door, blocking our entrance. he chanted at me, "no key, no entry! no key, no entry!"

despite his slightly bizarre and rude behavior, i politely thanked for his diligence in protecting the building from invasion by roaming miscreants (and wow - we did look pretty dangerous) and fished my key out.

as i unlocked the door, he stepped aside to light up a cigarette. he stared at me and my friend and said in a very disgusted and disapproving voice, "wow. he's REALLY drunk." then he smirked (sneered?) at me as i pulled my friend in the door.

so his talents appear to center around building security and stating the obvious. oh ... and leading a tireless crusade against noise pollution.

up next.

posted at: 2008-07-08 08:01:34 with 0 comments

do i use whatever's left over after making the downpayment next week to buy a scooba?

i'm sorry ... questions as intriguing as these come up when edward is making me watch a completely boring "action" movie, which features the worst acting i've seen this week.

posted at: 2008-07-07 21:55:25 with 1 comments

i rent in kind of a mediocre condo building and know exactly none of my neighbors by name, which is fine by me. however, one i know on sight is a dude who lives next to me. before i get into my ill-advised story, which edward will probably chide me for writing, i will provide a brief synopsis of what i know about mr. neighbor:

  • despite being approximately early middle-aged, he seems to be at home during the day every day - this has been the case since i've lived in the building

  • his uniform consists of a dark t-shirt with its sleeves cut off. said shirt manages to expose an unsavory expanse of oddly tanned chest and is always paired with ratty shorts

  • saw him cut in front of a huge line at the starbucks near my house so that he could get a refill of coffee in a gnarly paper starbucks cup that he carries around when he's outside the apartment building

  • his hair looks like it would rather be gnawing down trees to build a dam

to top it off, his social skills appear to be rudimentary at best. as opposed to mine, which are whatever the next level above rudimentary is.

posted at: 2008-07-07 21:39:09 with 0 comments

Nothing says the 4th of July quite like having your car broken into, again. Sigh.

I guess this is the solution to rising gas prices: instead of spending money on America's large oil conglomerates, I can wisely spend money on a deductible for America's large insurance companies!

On the plus side, it still drives like a charm, and this is just another reason to keep the top down. Even better, the rain that was let in from the storm when the vandals sliced the top actually cleaned my rear seat. Now that's service!

posted at: 2008-07-07 15:36:38 with 1 comments

guess those with root access are slacking again...which is a shame because i generally need something against which i can deploy some snark. an article by laskas, a picture of ed's vandalized smile, or anything non-afghan related...preferably with a photo link so i can remember what summer in places with water looks like!

posted at: 2008-07-07 14:52:13 with 2 comments

I told you so.

Further, there is likely to be more structure brought to a political operation that has largely been delegated to the Regional Campaign Managers. The campaign currently has no political or field director.

The lack of any real campaign apparatus was idiotic from the get-go. I'm sad that McCain will be tougher to beat moving forward, but at least the retooling will take some energy away from him. The more he rebuilds, the less donors will give him, which feeds a vicious cycle.

posted at: 2008-07-02 14:05:48 with 0 comments

Perhaps Brad should pick up one of these:

The company has just introduced a fully-electric, five passenger sports sedan dubbed the Model S, which will be selling for a shockingly affordable $60,000, and will manage 225 miles on a full charge

60k? 225 miles per charge? That's insane...

posted at: 2008-06-30 15:17:55 with 3 comments

It's sad, I know. But for the next month I'm off the social grid. Once Tilda and I manage to settle St Brad's Wood, I can hop back on.

Until then, it's ramen vs potatoes every night.

posted at: 2008-06-23 21:42:37 with 2 comments

dunno why i'm too stupid to link to the pictures exactly, but you can get an exact replica of your eyeballs made into working lights.

go to products --> lights.

posted at: 2008-06-20 14:54:11 with 0 comments

the motto of this website should be changed from the pretentious latin tagline to "i'm not a frakking blog".

why? because it's damned referential, that's why.

what does it reference, you ask?

  • edward's perpetual response to complaints that functions of said not-a-blog don't work

  • those horribly tacky anya hindmarch bags that i hate almost as much as i hate all louis vuitton bags ever created, which remind me of those awful esprit sweatshirts i had in middle school that blared "ESPRIT" across the front. LV products speak to the same principles that i was operating under was when i was 13 (or brad at current age).

  • a certain show loved by mega-nerds, which would also meta-reference the fact that the name of this website is uber-dorky (ps - i refuse to spell it "Web site", because although that's right, it's also just flat-out wrong)

posted at: 2008-06-19 16:39:16 with 2 comments

i have decided i'm incredibly tired and need a vacation immediately.

see? i have nothing to say! proof.

posted at: 2008-06-18 21:19:14 with 0 comments

that's right, craiglist f**kers! you're so predictably enraging, i don't know why you still get me worked up every time.

what happens to me when i post something for sale on craigslist?

  • 4-6 people contact me insisting they're going to buy what i posted. i wait at home at the appointed time and they never show up.

  • 3-5 people insist they're going to buy something, turn up, and then say, "hm ... well, um, i need to think about it..." and leave

  • 1-2 try to bargain me down to an idiotic price ... "oh, so you're asking $100 ... but would you take ... FIVE????"

invariably, none of them ever calls back.

so what do i do to counter these flaky tactics? i fight fire with fire and make arrangements with multiple people each night to come look at whatever i'm selling. i do explain that i'm showing it to multiple people. i tell everyone i'll call them if it gets purchased. and what happens?

i sell something. i email or call people to tell them.

there's always one person who goes completely ape and insists that i had promised it to them and they've already started driving from fredericksburg in a car they rented just for the occasion and i'm nothing but a gigantic ball of evil. invariably, this is for an item of almost no value. the most recent incident involved a $25 CD rack. the one before that was a $10 ottoman from bed, bath & beyond that wasn't worth the money it took to make 3 phone calls to bitch me out.

i should quit now, but god, how i love their sweet, sweet cash.

posted at: 2008-06-18 21:12:09 with 0 comments

You heard it here first. Why?

We're taking Florida

Once the big three, Ohio, PA and FL are out of the mix, Obama will have the ability to play offense in VA, CO, NC, GA and IN. The McCain coattails will shrink just as Barr's will grow, resulting in a fairly large pro-Democratic party vote.

The best part about this scenario is that an Obama wave will instantly produce journalism meta-stories about a "mandate" for his various policy positions, something Clinton never had with his two sub 50% victories.

The CW moving forward will be that McCain lost the election the day he flip-flopped to support offshore oil drilling. When I saw a McCain surrogate opining while using the debunked China/Cuba drilling connection as evidence last night, I realized they were in a tailspin.

posted at: 2008-06-18 15:18:03 with 0 comments

It has to be linked to, because it is so very awesome

Barack Obama's new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen, and a MEGACHURCH.

Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.

Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM, and a COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS. He travels mostly by FORKLIFT.

The forklift really sealed it for me.

posted at: 2008-06-18 14:51:47 with 0 comments

My trusty N95 will be dethroned, later this year, as the king of camera phones when Sony releases an 8 megapixel beast.

What gives me hope?

This sketchy video of Android running on a N95. That's right, it's a little google-meets-nokia mashup.

I love Symbian for the UI, but the overall execution, especially on a phone as powerful as the N95, is lacking.

posted at: 2008-06-18 10:20:39 with 0 comments

that's right. at any moment plants could release a toxin that makes people commit suicide.

oh, wait. i'm sorry. i meant a toxin that blocks the primordial self-preservation instinct which is the only thing preventing us from laying down in front of a giant lawnmower. or feeding ourselves arm-first to lions.

also, it usually makes you walk backwards.

but, you ask, why would plants release such a, well, complicated toxin and not just the regular kind that would kill you outright? silly person. you cannot begin to understand the ways of plants. they are wise. they can communicate across vast distances.

and they have a plan.

i'm not really sure what it is, but i guess it involves some kind of warning about maybe global warming or overpopulation or too many H&Ms or something to parisians and americans in the northeast.

but here's the thing - all you have to do is go inside and you're safe. that's right - even rickety old farmhouses built in 1850 are airtight!

oops. guess i should have said "spoiler alert!" a little sooner.

but don't be angry. thank me. i just saved you 91 minutes of sheer hell that you would never, ever be able to get back if you had gone to see "the happening" like i had this weekend.

posted at: 2008-06-15 22:11:16 with 5 comments

This graphic of tell-all Bush books is hilarious.

Go check it out.

posted at: 2008-06-12 12:48:17 with 0 comments

Wow. Even I, the eternal optimist, am amazed after tonight. Change is finally coming!

The contrast between Obama and McCain's speech couldn't be more striking.

posted at: 2008-06-03 22:36:59 with 0 comments

You have to see it to believe it.

I'm tempted to slap some GPS receivers on some birds, raise some funds, and take bets!

posted at: 2008-06-02 16:08:13 with 0 comments

I rarely say something is a "must-read". But this article on TNR summarizing this piece from a GOP supporter is a must-read:

The poll asked 800 likely voters their opinions on various issues, first giving the positions in a vacuum, then attaching them to their respective parties. The results are pretty surprising: The Democratic position, even when not attached to any party, consistently beat the GOP position by 11 to 25 points. In other words, it's not the Republican "brand" that's the problem--it's their policies.

You have to read the original post to fully appreciate what's going on here. Even with a brand advantage, the public hates the GOP ideas. Go see it yourself. The Democrats could easily successfully build the best brand for the next 10 years, by combining great ideas with good policy execution. That last part is key, because the GOP used to have ideas people liked, but couldn't implement them. Now they have neither.

I especially enjoyed how the GOP author couldn't spell "lose" properly. That might be a bad sign of why they're "loosing"! Ha!

posted at: 2008-05-29 17:21:42 with 0 comments

I'd been thinking about obtaining a Scooba but now I've finally found the robot I want:

Metal Storm Warrior

No need for Johnny 5, right?

posted at: 2008-05-29 09:15:49 with 0 comments

i may or may not have a set of friends who are demanding that i go see the sex & the city movie next weekend. most girls i know like the show, so i think i might have to do it or the horror is going to cause some kind of tear in the fabric of the universe.

honestly, though, i find almost nothing more depressing or less interesting than sex & the city, since its sole purpose seems to be to celebrate all the worst stereotypes of women.

if you know me at all, it will come as no surprise when i say that exaggeration is one of my favorite modes of communication. along those lines, there are a lot of directions i could go, but yeah ... i'm going to stick with "rip my own eyeballs out".

posted at: 2008-05-26 15:51:52 with 0 comments

I built some links at the bottom for people having trouble going back/forward in time. They're not perfect, but I don't have time to debug them further. Caveat emptor.

posted at: 2008-05-26 14:25:00 with 1 comments

unfortunately, today is also for working on a project that i should have done last friday and decided not to start, because in my mind, i had FOUR WHOLE DAYS to do it.

my tendency to procrastinate is epic. i even had a dream about procrastinating last night. i think it involved me not going to class or doing any of my homework in a math class and then attempting to learn everything the day of the test.

please note: my dream is remarkably similar to my behavior freshman year in college. i once stayed up late, not studying and watching the miniseries "jfk: reckless youth" the night before a calc midterm. the error of my ways only hit home when i was staring at the test the next day, with no idea how to even begin solving the problems. so, naturally, i decided the best thing to do was to shut my eyes for a second and just ... think hard. unfortunately, when i looked back up at the clock after that "second", i realized that 45 minutes had ticked by while i slept.

of course, through the magic of partial credit and grade inflation, i passed the class! ah, the rewards for bad behavior ...

posted at: 2008-05-26 10:15:28 with 2 comments

is for recovering from

  • playing tennis quite badly, if i may say so myself - although it was my first game EVER, so understanding where i was supposed to be hitting the ball was a challenge

  • attempting to swim in a frigid pool, which still was nowhere near the temperature of lake superior, where i used to swim regularly in may because i am pure bad*ss

  • drinking a bottle of champagne in and near said pool

posted at: 2008-05-26 09:55:30 with 0 comments

a cautionary tale in three haikus:


last week's stories sit

mocking attempts to find them

forever hidden


frustration mounting

my "older posts" suggestion

greeted with laughter


"you're such a user!

navigation? ha! besides

this is not a blog."


posted at: 2008-05-24 11:17:47 with 1 comments

print your own graph paper!

posted at: 2008-05-23 17:33:03 with 0 comments

I think a great many Democrats were idiotic about Obama's support in states like PA. The point many of us kept making was simple: Obama puts Virginia, Colorado and many other states into play that simply weren't there before. HRC did not, choosing to play defense.

Now we can see the real numbers.

Obama beats McCain by 8 points in PA, by default. That's huge.

posted at: 2008-05-20 15:03:11 with 0 comments

i'll admit that i'm particular about the way things look. maybe that's why i'm surprised by the ridiculous condo developer decisions i've seen during our housing search ... but i kind of don't think so ...

some of my favorites so far:

  • chopping up modern-looking loft-style condos into a rat warren of tiny rooms ... and then adding colonial finishings

  • believing that you're going to get $1.2M for a third-floor walkup with mediocre appliances, a bunch of itsy-bitsy rooms, and no view

  • building the unit such that there's a giant streetlight right outside the floor-to-ceiling living room window ... and bizarrely featuring a closeup of a small, unremarkable microwave in the listing photos

  • designing a living room that it would be impossible to situate regular-sized furniture in ... and then putting the kitchen under the stairs

  • doing a poor job of covering for recent water damage in several units

  • see above on the water damage ... and also creating a "private" roof terrace surrounded on three sides by a wooden fence, with the open side directly facing - and right next to - the public roof deck - i know i love spending $900k to feel like a zoo animal!

  • claiming that a platform raised up three feet from the floor of the main condo is a "loft"

  • advertising "soaring 9-foot ceilings" (this one's so common, I can't really call any specific location out for it)

posted at: 2008-05-20 10:30:54 with 0 comments

In a financial nutshell:

MRIS has released its data for sales of existing home sales in April 2008. Fewer units sold, lower dollar volume, condo prices down, single family home prices up. The severity of the downturn in the District is striking. The condo market appears to be in free fall.

Craziness.

posted at: 2008-05-19 17:41:25 with 1 comments

so without yet cracking open the bottle i procured online, i finally tasted hou hou shu!

this time at ps7 - which on a side note, is home of edward's beloved lavender gimlet and a few other tasty drinks. at $20 for a 175 mL, the price was double what i paid online, but possibly worth it, if just for the bizarre candle-holder-like glasses that it was served in.

but that's not important. what is important is that it was everything that i was hoping it would be ... and then some. i think it's safe to say it's my new favorite drink.

so what's it like?

  • insanely awesome - not like anything else.

  • refreshing and light - a little bit fizzy; a little bit milky; sweet, but not overly so. the taste is slightly reminiscent of horchata, which i also love, but there's also a little bit of fruit (melon? strawberry?) in there.

  • in the words of our dinner companion, "i could drink this for breakfast".

  • finally, lest anyone accuse me of rampant alcoholism, i will point out that hou hou shu is a mere 6% alcohol by volume.

from the annals of "i'm-trying-to-convince-myself-this-is-a-good-thing", edward and i stopped by de vinos on 18th last night to find not one but two varieties of hou hou shu (pink bottle is supposed to be slightly sweeter than blue) newly stocked!

posted at: 2008-05-18 12:06:48 with 0 comments

i have something to share. i feel kind of funny about it because i automatically hate all things that smack of hippie. examples:

  • patchouli
  • those horrible poncho/shirt things from south america
  • mandals
  • not bathing

my parents were hippies, back in the day - among the first to join the peace corps, lived on an indian reservation - the whole deal. although really, they were of the beat generation, which, in my mind, is a lot more awesome than being a hippie because it involves wearing stylish attire and writing or painting incomprehensible things while clothing yourself in the metaphoric mantle of counterculture.

anyway. back to my tip. i have a friend who is incredibly frugal and environmentally responsible. she's always telling me to do crazy things like wash out plastic bags, make my own pork stock, and line-dry my clothes. yeah, whatever - i grew up without a car, eating homemade yogurt, and being deprived of television. it ain't me, babe.

however, her email yesterday said that she'd taken to washing her hair with baking soda (1 T + water as shampoo) and vinegar (1 T + water as conditioner) and it was amazing. well, i'm experimental. i decided to try it. keep in mind that my hair is naturally the texture of straw that has been left baking in the sun for several years. i use exclusively kerastase, which i consider to be the rolls-royce of haircare products.

so i cannot overexpress my surprise at finding that it actually, strangely, works - and it even feels like i used conditioner. totally weird, right? anyway, my review:

  • positives: shiny, soft, manageable hair, very low cost
  • negatives: somewhat messy to use, moderate vinegar smell, only used once; long-term usage might result in hair loss - who can say?

so, edward, still feeling pretty good about the whole engagement thing?

posted at: 2008-05-16 12:53:31 with 2 comments

i ride the bus to work.

sure, it's convenient, cheap, good for the environment, etc., etc., ad infinitum. i guess the only downside is that the overall experience totally sucks.

hands-down, the worst is when it's raining. you realize, yes, that's everyone's bad breath and sweat fogging up the window you're leaning against. then someone sits down next to you and drips their wet umbrella all over your leg.

which is why i've spent so much time perfecting my approach to getting my own seat on the bus (or train). and i'm happy to share a few time-tested techniques.

please note: all my techniques are based on subtle, non-verbal cues. despite what you might assume about me based on general demeanor and outlook, i disapprove of rude behavior. this extends to putting your bag on the seat next to you or sitting in the aisle seat when the window seat is empty.

so that's out of the way. now ...

  1. feign sleep. for whatever reason, people want to avoid bothering a sleeping passenger by sitting next to them.

  2. avoid eye contact by actively looking out the window. don't know why, but this seems to be the optimal activity for driving others away. anyway, as soon as you look boarding passengers in the eye, it's like a formal invitation to sit next to you.

  3. look angry/sullen. no one likes a sourpuss!

  4. sit near the back. prime seats are kitty-corner or immediately behind the back door, those weird awkward seats in the very back row, and the sideways-facing seats in the back. avoid the middle and front area at all costs as well as the seat right across from the back door. people will generally take the first available seat they see, and that's going to be in the front, near the door.

keep in mind that none of these are, like, genius ideas. and they probably won't work for you - i mean, i look pretty damned intimidating.

posted at: 2008-05-15 18:42:52 with 1 comments

HRC won WV. Not a big surprise.

On the other hand, Democrats winning MS-01 is a huge deal.

Following on the heels of Democratic victories in special elections in Illinois' 14th district in March and Louisiana's 6th district 10 days ago, Republicans pulled out all the stops to try to hold on to Wicker's seat, which should be a GOP stronghold. President Bush won the district by 25 points in 2004; he won the Louisiana seat by 19 points and the Illinois seat by 11 points.

Vice President Cheney visited the district to drum up support Monday. The cash-strapped National Republican Congressional Committee shelled out at least $1.3 million on the contest -- more than it spent on the Illinois seat, which falls in the expensive Chicago media market -- and the conservative group Freedom's Watch also ran several hundred thousand dollars worth of ads.

But Democrats were able to match the GOP on the financial front, and Republicans' efforts to tar Childers as a typical liberal out-of-step with the district appear to have fallen flat. Davis ran ads attempting to tie Davis to Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) and the controversial words of his former pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright. As was the case in the Louisiana special election, this tactic did not seem to work for the Republican candidate, bolstering the argument by Obama supporters that his presence at the top of the ticket will not be a hindrance downballot in conservative districts.

25 Points? 25 Points? What's next? What GOP seat can be safe if a 25-point district is in the mix? If the Republicans try to run against Obama and they come up short in a place like this, this is a total catastrophe for the GOP.

posted at: 2008-05-13 23:42:10 with 1 comments

received from a friend who works at a newspaper:


Subject: community police blotter.

A suspect struck a victim in the face with a one-liter glass bottle. The victim was hanging out with the suspect having a few drinks when his mood changed.


nice work, suspect! A for effort, but all in all, a little JV, wouldn't you say?

tilda's tip: i know it's hard to think clearly in the heat of the moment, but always try to add insult to injury. next time, consider emptying whatever you're drinking onto the victim's pants before striking him across the face with the bottle.

posted at: 2008-05-13 07:18:03 with 2 comments

hey edward ... guess what i'm doing right now????

that's right - i'm WATCHING TV WHILE I'M ON MY LAPTOP.

granted, the movie (which appears to be crap so far) is on pause ... but i'll take every little victory i can.

posted at: 2008-05-12 20:05:08 with 0 comments

I just received the following text alert from the DC government:

NWS issued a Flood WARNING for the District from now to 5:30 pm . Please drain catch basins and avoid flooded streets and ...

Whoops!

posted at: 2008-05-12 13:16:29 with 0 comments

sparkling sake.

i know i can order it online, but i'm a little lazy, so i've been trying to find it in local liquor stores.

most of the time, i get a blank stare when i ask for it. the closest i've come so far is at d'vines in columbia heights, where the guy told me that they were getting it in "soon" AND who managed to correct me on the fact that "apple delirium" is actually floris pomme.

aside from the fact that he is maybe the coolest person ever, i am actually not excited by this. why? i am already looking four steps ahead - that's why.

let me play out the worst-case scenario (i.e., The Rose Champagne Situation):

  • i try said beverage and like it.

  • i begin pretentiously trying to order it places so people can think to themselves, "wow, i have NO CLUE what she's talking about. what a freak. but ... SPARKLING sake ... doesn't that sound kind of awesome? like WAY better than champagne? OMG. she's so ... hip!"

  • it is featured in, like, "InStyle" or "Martha Stewart Living" or whatever it is that people who live in Northern Virginia see as the bellwether of cool.

  • it becomes so popular that Uno's adds a "frozen cherry blossom" made with sparkling sake to their "cocktails and freezers" menu.

  • i never order it again and have to find some drink that's made with - i don't know - monkey piss in the hopes of staying differentiated.

posted at: 2008-05-10 13:27:50 with 6 comments

please stop calling me at my place of business. i know when you call me, because my callerid says "unknown caller".

the reason you continue to be placed in my voicemail is because I Do Not Wish To Speak To You!

i had hoped that you would take the hint after several days of my behavior, but you appear to be rather thick-headed.

thank you.

posted at: 2008-05-08 10:26:15 with 1 comments

although "visiting the westin gift shop and buying enough benadryl to drug yourself into a deep, dreamless sleep" would normally top my list, the fact that a bag of almond m&ms cost me $5 there left my wallet a little light.

instead, i have so far sampled and would recommend:

  • walking around what may be the most depressingly mistitled "mixed-use development" in the U.S.

  • buying a bag of peach gummi rings which turn out to be disappointingly UN-sour, despite the deceptive ingredients of citric acid, fumaric acid, sodium citrate, and tartaric acid - all of which sound pretty damned sour to me.

  • exploring the "shopping district", which contains a gymboree, casual corner outlet, and a subway in the food court. i expected but did not find a dress barn woman or a jo-ann fabrics.

  • returning to your room to contemplate why you insisted on waiting until 7 pm to have dinner.

ah, i love my job.

posted at: 2008-05-07 17:40:30 with 0 comments

i admit i haven't taken biology in like 45 years, so maybe i learned this once ... but i always wonder the same thing about allergies that i do about being near-sighted: how could something so miserably pointless possibly be an adaptive trait?

so what's saving me is not the medication with the stupidest name on record. note: pharma company rubric - willingness to pay for a drug rises exponentially with scrabble value of its name.

after a trip to cvs today, i am again in possession best thing ever: liquid children's benadryl. that's right. 100% synthetic-fruit-bubblegum awesomeness inside these little hollow things that i think are supposed to be spoons. take two! take four! who cares - they're kiddie doses, right?!

side effects include passing out into deep REM sleep within seconds of boarding the bus home and waking up at S Street with a big smile on your face just in time to stop yourself from loudly saying something insane.

posted at: 2008-05-05 19:48:04 with 4 comments

meanwhile in the real world...somebody was complaining loudly about various eateries...

but the best part is this chart because if one didn't know that it was measuring noise, you could make a compelling argument that the higher the number, the more fun the place is. one of these days i'd like to meet the 25-year-olds mentioned in the article and see if they really are as crabby as they appear.

and yes, i'm weeks behind. but the real question is whether anyone's picked up my remaining suit?

posted at: 2008-04-29 09:20:34 with 2 comments

If Karl Rove, Joe Scarborough and David Brooks all agree that the continuing Democratic primary process is bad for Democrats..and registration of Dems continues to increase in every state, can't we all just agree the drawn-out primary is helping Dems in the fall?

I say this as an Obama fan. But it's the truth: neither the attacks on Obama or Hilary are making either lose their luster against McCain.

posted at: 2008-04-24 11:19:37 with 0 comments

I'm predicting a HRC win by 8% in the commonwealth. Would I be happy? A bit. Any lower than 5 and that's an Obama "win". Lower than 10% could also be spun as a win by Obama, but HRC could continue to the next round. Higher than 10% is what HRC needs to do to actively stay alive, although her delegate count probably won't move much, or her total popular vote count.

Unlike Ohio, I think most people are predicting around 8%, so the expectations have been gamed somewhat better than Ohio.

We'll see...in order for HRC to actually have a chance, she'd need to best Obama by an absurd amount (20%) to pull in enough popular votes and delegates to make it competitive.

posted at: 2008-04-22 12:20:03 with 0 comments

What t-shirt do I want this week? Simple:

"Mentally Challenged Gun Owner"

Who wouldn't buy that?

posted at: 2008-04-18 12:23:11 with 0 comments

Last night's debate was singularly awful. The candidates did their best, but the moderation by ABC was simply dreadful. Near the end, I just wanted it to stop. Only Obama's closing statement seemed to rise above the boring, brainless banter.

Update: there's more right here.

In perhaps the most embarrassing performance by the media in a major presidential debate in years, ABC News hosts Charles Gibson and George Stephanopolous focused mainly on trivial issues as Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama faced off in Philadelphia.

Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the health care and mortgage crises, the overall state of the economy and dozens of other pressing issues had to wait for their few moments in the sun as Obama was pressed to explain his recent "bitter" gaffe and relationship with Rev. Wright (seemingly a dead issue) and not wearing a flag pin while Clinton had to answer again for her Bosnia trip exaggerations.

Then it was back to Obama to defend his slim association with a former '60s radical -- a question that came out of rightwing talk radio and Sean Hannity on TV, but delivered by former Bill Clinton aide Stephanopolous. This approach led to a claim that Clinton's husband pardoned two other '60s radicals. And so on.

More time was spent on all of this than segments on getting out of Iraq and keeping people from losing their homes and other key issues. Gibson only got excited when he complained about anyone daring to raise taxes on his capital gains.

Craziness!

posted at: 2008-04-17 07:56:41 with 0 comments

The al-qaeda memo is priceless:

"I obtained 75,000 rupees for you and your family's trip to Egypt. I learned that you did not submit the voucher to the accountant, and that you made reservations for 40,000 rupees and kept the remainder claiming you have a right to do so. . . . Also with respect to the air-conditioning unit, . . . furniture used by brothers in Al Qaeda is not considered private property. . . . I would like to remind you and myself of the punishment for any violation."

Craziness!

posted at: 2008-04-16 15:54:02 with 0 comments

Posting will be sporadic for a bit. No offense to others intended.

posted at: 2008-04-15 16:46:28 with 0 comments

Despite being completely closed, Tilda and I visted National Harbor over the weekend. It was good to see the metal man, even if he was encased in sand:

the awakening at national harbor

Almost as cool were these pairs of metal eagles:

metal eagles

They were a little Reifenstahl-esque, but still very compelling.

posted at: 2008-04-08 12:45:36 with 0 comments

I'm referencing [this New York Times article](http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/04/07/2-philly-counties-flip-to-democratic/.

The four suburban counties have long been Republican strongholds, with more Republican voters than Democratic ones. The last time there were more Democrats than Republicans seems lost in the mist of time.

But a new day is here. Voter enrollment in both Montgomery and Bucks Counties has flipped from Republican to Democratic.

Hooray!

posted at: 2008-04-08 12:25:53 with 0 comments

This is ridiculous. It's beyond parody at this point...kind of like a super-smash-political brothers.

What's next? Linda Tripp for Hilary?

posted at: 2008-04-01 12:21:09 with 0 comments

One of the few flaws with my new office is the rather irregular elevator service. Having said that, the old school 50's styling is quite amusing:

elevator door sign

It turns red when going down...

posted at: 2008-04-01 12:17:04 with 0 comments

I'm actually reading the second Obama book right now, and it struck me on my way back to my office that the most powerful four words any progressive can ever utter are these, "I have an idea."

It's what distinguished FDR from most presidents in history. And unlike the GOP candidates of recent times, most Democrats have always had ideas about how to move the nation forward.

If the Republican party is currently structured around "we have lots of problems" the Democratic party needs to be structured around "we have lots of solutions". That's a party I'm proud to be a member of.

posted at: 2008-03-26 13:32:53 with 0 comments

Obama made a great one.

One of the tragic things about race is that many people are uncomfortable discussing it, which only hurts matters.

posted at: 2008-03-19 11:50:58 with 0 comments

Tilda and I are engaged!

image of tilda

I'll try to upload some pix from this weekend this evening. Understandably, it's been crazy.

posted at: 2008-03-18 08:09:31 with 2 comments

This is priceless, even if it is a pdf document.

One has to simply read it in full.

If they are defining downward spiral as a series of events in which the Clinton campaign has lost more votes, lost more contests and lost more delegates to us – I guess we will have to suffer this horribly painful slide all the way to the nomination and then on to the White House.

Amazing!

posted at: 2008-03-13 18:27:58 with 0 comments

Sometimes I feel like the anchor here.

Hilarious.

posted at: 2008-03-13 11:14:44 with 0 comments

this might be the best description of your old house EVER!

posted at: 2008-03-11 20:01:35 with 2 comments

This is interesting.

Elisabeth Bumiller of the New York Times asked, “Senator, can I ask you about Senator Kerry. I just went back and looked at our story, the Times story, and you told Sheryl Stolberg that you had never had a conversation with Kerry about being about vice president...”

McCain testily replied, “Everybody knows that I had a private conversation. Everybody knows that. That I had a conversation. There’s no living American in Washington -- that knows that, there’s no one.”

One of the few media narratives that ever slights McCain is that "he gets angry". It's as silly as the Gore-is-boring or Quayle-is-stupid memes but it's been repeated enough the press tries to hang many things on it.

The Daisy Ad worked once. Perhaps it could work again...

posted at: 2008-03-07 14:40:01 with 0 comments

Obama's map is pretty cool.

Clinton's map is much less cool.

She doesn't expand the field beyond Kerry, whereas Obama makes deep inroads into traditional GOP states. The thing to remember is that Democrats are fired up...and if we take a bunch of red states, we can rely on a very strong state organizations to take care of states like PA, NJ, WV and FL.

posted at: 2008-03-06 15:46:39 with 0 comments

IE8 is now out. I'm not amused by certain bad decisions they made but at least it passes the acid test.

I'm going to stick with my dual Minefield + IE8 setup for now.

Those of you that upgrade to IE8 may see a bit of code exposed on the site that I've used for the past several years to ensure standards are compliant. (A doctype check) Just warning you.

posted at: 2008-03-06 13:14:47 with 0 comments

It now appears to be down to a long slog through the Democratic mud for both Obama and Clinton.

I'm not unhappy, though. Democratic voters continue to come out in droves, and both HRC and BHO appear to have a decent chance to run the table with McCain, albeit from very different directions. (It is slightly absurd that Obama would have to tack left and Clinton right, in the general...when both are already more to that side than they need be)

posted at: 2008-03-06 12:28:23 with 0 comments

Hilary's got a solid lead in Ohio.

Texas is the toss-up state...if Obama eeks out a win there, I don't see how HRC continues. If he loses both Ohio and Texas, look for the fight to get nastier and more filled with vitriol.

posted at: 2008-03-04 11:26:15 with 0 comments

I had almost forgotten what it felt like to eat lunch outside. Suddenly every task seems lighter.

posted at: 2008-03-03 12:20:28 with 0 comments

Money was spent. Animals were seen. More money was spent. Pix later, I suppose.

posted at: 2008-03-03 12:19:42 with 0 comments

But you see, this is exactly the point with Obama many of us were making months, if not years, ago.

Case in point. I put up a post about Hillary Clinton accepting a Fox debate over at the Huffington Post. It got 265 irate comments. I put up one about McCain breaking campaign finance law while accusing Obama of doing so, and got -- 10. (And I should say that in the grand scheme of things, Clinton accepting a Fox debate is just not that important. On the other hand, John McCain is breaking a law that calls for him to virtually shut his campaign down now and stop traveling until September, so it's hard to see how the stakes could be higher.)

I really like Hilary Clinton and she'd be a great president. But the media and a large section of the populace (influential or otherwise) simply hate her. With those high negatives, she'd always have a tough time in a general election. It's not a personal criticism of her, just an observation.

Obama, on the other hand, gets kid-glove treatment from the media and many people because they simply like him. John McCain as well.

If we're going to go toe-to-toe with someone popular, we have to bring our A game, and Obama is it. He can take the gloves off and go after McCain in a way that Clinton never can, because she'll be vilified in the press.

posted at: 2008-02-29 09:08:20 with 0 comments

I mentioned this the other day to some friends, the fact that Obama's campaign is expertly designed. A couple of articles flesh things out more.

While candidates' every turn of phrase is fodder for endless analysis, their visual language, seen on endless yard signs and bumper stickers, lapel pins and mailers, and on every TV and computer screen, goes largely unexamined. Only graphic designers, lifelong students of the ubiquitous, obsessive about the nuances of typography, treat campaign iconography with the seriousness it deserves.

Paula Scher, a partner at the New York design firm Pentagram, dissected the Bush-Cheney and Kerry-Edwards logotypes in a 2004 New York Times Op-Ed piece. In Bush-Cheney's graphic identity, with its bold, sans serif capital letters, she read "strength, integrity and steadfastness." In the Kerry-Edwards type, a thinner, fancier serif face, she intuited weakness. The "overall design is tentative," wrote Scher. "It conveys congenial subservience." (Note that Scher is no Republican; upon winning a National Design Award two years later in 2006 she refused to attend a White House awards ceremony, decrying the Bush administration's "assault on meaning.")

The brand is also discussed specifically here

I think it's just as good or better. I have sophisticated clients who pay me and other people well to try to keep them on the straight and narrow, and they have trouble getting everything set in the same typeface. And he seems to be able to do it in Cleveland and Cincinnati and Houston and San Antonio. Every time you look, all those signs are perfect. Graphic designers like me don't understand how it's happening. It's unprecedented and inconceivable to us. The people in the know are flabbergasted.

Branding is such an important part of business that it's amazing so many companies (and even a greater number of campaigns) do such a bad job with it. For the millions campaigns spend on direct mail, designing a simple, powerful logo can accomplish so much more.

Obama gets it.

posted at: 2008-02-28 11:50:22 with 0 comments

I love my roomba and can't wait to see a scooba in action, but for now, the coolest idea ever for those who hate to clean the kitchen is this guy right here

Go readybot!

posted at: 2008-02-28 11:26:22 with 0 comments

The debate was sadly quiet. Sadly, I suppose, for HRC.

posted at: 2008-02-27 13:56:08 with 1 comments

It only took three years, but yesterday, I was finally able to subscribe to paperless billing from t-mobile, meaning I can finally stop receiving bills in the mail.

posted at: 2008-02-20 09:15:40 with 0 comments

On the eve of the primary tonight, an interesting look at the general from surveyusa.

My argument has consistently been that Clinton is a great Democrat, and would do wonders for the country, but that she's a weak general-election candidate because of the media. Obama, by contrast, would do wonders for the country, and would do great in the general election.

Tonight should be interesting: if Clinton is unable to win Wisconsin, Texas will be much more difficult than before. Between Texas and Ohio, if Clinton fails to win both contests, she's over. There simply aren't enough delegates on the table to allow her to compete.

And yes, I know she could attract "pledged" delegate support because of the way the Democratic primaries and caucuses work, but the media would have a field day if she tried. And most pledged delegates would be loath to switch, as they were elected precisely to support a particular candidate.

posted at: 2008-02-19 11:38:12 with 0 comments

... featuring the best-ever use of stick figures.

Yes, I'm making an exception to my hatred of all things cartoon, though it helps that it's not animated.

posted at: 2008-02-16 11:17:41 with 0 comments

No, not that Edwards, this one. The little races matter and this was the biggest little race around; now we'll have a true progressive in a deep blue district.

It was, overall, a great night for progressives...Obama managed to win almost every single group according to the exit polls in Virginia. White men, latinos, old, young, rich, poor, right down the line.

I'm ecstatic.

posted at: 2008-02-13 08:56:14 with 0 comments

I voted at 7:05am this morning...there was already a huge line inside almost stretching out the doors. Bizarrely enough, there were only three people in the "P-Z" line, and no people in the "H-O" line. The vast majority of people in my ward, apparently, have names beginning with "A-G".

Go Obama!

posted at: 2008-02-12 11:42:02 with 0 comments

My new bus stop opens tomorrow. It's networked and super-cool looking.

new bus stop

A close up reveals the cool detail of the gradient.

detail of bus stop gradient

The details don't end there. From the tiny dc flags in the center pane of glass...

dc flag detail on bus stop

...to the networked sign showing how soon the next bus is arriving, these new bus stops put the old ones to shame.

network sign on wmata bus stop

I've never been so excited to take the bus!

Now get out there and vote, district residents!

posted at: 2008-02-11 23:42:25 with 0 comments

I saw an ad today depicting a man jumping out of an airplane without a parachute. As the ad progressed, I became increasingly concerned that it was a horrible political ad.

See the ad here.

The only thing worse than that? Possibly this youth-oriented ad.

It's mind-numbingly stupid.

Obviously, the Clinton campaign is hurting for cash, but seriously, why don't they go hire the biggest gun out there and just run up some debt? Any dollars spent on ads like these are simply wasted money.

And Obama, you listening? Hire Crispin now and you'll ensure you win the primary and the general. Hands down.

posted at: 2008-02-11 11:48:57 with 0 comments

Blu-ray just won the format war.

To those who say this is irrelevant, as everything will be online in the future, I would respond that for the next 2-4 years, there will still be content delivered via optical disc. And it looks like that disc will be blu-ray.

The hd-dvd backers (Toshiba, Microsoft, et al) will probably now aggressively push online content in a way that they weren't previously, because they had a fall-back with hd-dvd. So in the end, everyone will win because of this.

Look to netflix to implement more Video-on-Demand titles because of this. (Currently only 2 movies in my queue have VOD enabled...)

posted at: 2008-02-11 10:15:43 with 0 comments

Normally, Amazon is fairly good at sending me e-mails with predictions for things I might wish to purchase. Today, however, I found this in my inbox:

Dear Amazon.com Customer,

We've noticed that customers who have purchased or rated The Clinton Wars by Sidney Blumenthal have also purchased Code of Federal Regulations, Title 47, Telecommunication, Pt. 20-39, Revised as of October 1, 2007 by Office of the Federal Register (U.S.). For this reason, you might like to know that Code of Federal Regulations, Title 47, Telecommunication, Pt. 20-39, Revised as of October 1, 2007 will be released on February 20, 2008. You can pre-order yours by following the link below.

Wow! The Code of Federal Regulations, Title 47 is coming out next week! I just can't wait! (As an aside, what does this say about people who read "The Clinton Wars"?)

posted at: 2008-02-11 07:57:17 with 0 comments

As most of us realized long ago, Obama is a better general candidate than Hilary

  • Obama 48%, McCain 41%
  • Clinton 46%, McCain 46%

Read it to figure it out.

posted at: 2008-02-08 10:00:03 with 0 comments

The best thing I saw last week.

Oh yeah, dude - you're going to be so sorry you ever gave me posting rights!

I am making it my personal mission to systematically dismantle the horrifying psuedo-intellectualism that serves as the very framework for this site. Which I will fulfill just as soon as I can figure out how to use words with fewer syllables.

posted at: 2008-02-07 14:24:56 with 1 comments

So sad. At last mittmentum looks like joementum.

We'll all miss Mittens!

posted at: 2008-02-07 13:14:58 with 1 comments

Since the election last night, Obama's campaign has been raising a great deal of cash from small donors.

Hilary, on the other hand, just loaned herself $5 million.

How much cash has Obama raised? Well, this graphic says it all:

barack contributions summary

Over 5 million? I'd be interested to see the total number of contributors...but in any case, with over $30 million in contributions in January, he's in excellent shape.

posted at: 2008-02-06 22:15:53 with 0 comments

There were no knockout punches but overall, I think last night helps Obama, especially with his victory in Missouri. Each week his candidacy lives is another week Clinton's argument weakens.

In many of the states Clinton won, Obama had surged from far behind to narrow the gap in the days before Super Tuesday. Her ability to hold off his charge brought a sense of relief to her campaign advisers, but the likelihood that neither would emerge with a significant advantage in delegates was a sign that their roller-coaster competition would continue.

The DC/VA/MD primary is coming up next Tuesday...we'll see how the battle holds up.

posted at: 2008-02-06 08:21:08 with 0 comments

Here are the latest polls across the board.

Clinton appears to be leading primaries in most states, with 2-4 exceptions. On the caucus side, Obama is rumored to be doing better.

California seems to be trending heavily Hilary, at least according to SurveyUSA.

Overall, a fairly mixed bag, with Obama still an underdog. We'll see how it plays out.

posted at: 2008-02-05 08:33:51 with 0 comments

Thought since I haven't posted here in a while I would provide an interesting link. I always thought that when the media talks about how the people of this country are in debt its seems a little off. Well here is the proof in the pudding. The only issue I have with this article is that it only deals with Credit Card Debt. I think to have a better picture of the average Americans financial situation the article should have also brought up house debt, student loans, car debt, you know the major ones. Then a person could get a feel of how they perhaps come up with some of the other stats the media throws around. Of course that wasn't the point of the article to begin with so perhaps the author will follow up with something about that.

posted at: 2008-02-01 16:54:50 with 1 comments

A well-dressed man informed me at Cosi, while waiting for his salad to be made, that "the list of indictments coming down today is HUGE!" My ears perked up and I responded "Oh!"

He said "Yeah, Orrin Hatch was listed."

I replied, "Well, Orrin Hatch is crazy."

His response? "Of course he is. So is Danny Glover!"

"Really? Danny Glover?"

"Yes, of course! Danny Glover is at the center of the whole thing. He's really behind it all..."

I mumbled some platitudes, paid for my meal and left. Bizarre.

posted at: 2008-02-01 11:49:12 with 0 comments

werkz review: not worth it.

Tilda and I hit Cork last night, a new trendy wine-bar near 14th and S St. The interior design was unique, with faux-vacuum tube lighting and a mix of DC history and modern sensibility. The hostess was taking a break when we walked in, which was confusing as guests were piling up without a clear exit, but eventually we were seated.

The trouble? The wine. Why go to a wine bar for wine that tastes, well, ordinary? The food, sadly, also didn't measure up to Vinoteca's fare, which was disappointing, considering the latter was far cheaper and has much worse decor.

In the end, if you're on 14th and you want some wine in a cool, interesting designed space, save your money and your pride and hit St. Ex, which has calmed down recently to allow more breathing room upstairs.

posted at: 2008-02-01 11:41:31 with 0 comments

Was dreadfully boring.

For a President who's run roughshod over Congress for years...it was lacking any sort of grand vision. The state of our nation, it seems, is not great.

posted at: 2008-01-29 11:26:26 with 0 comments

This cartoon is amusing, but the point is not entirely valid. Let's check the results from Obama's huge SC win

About seven in 10 white voters said they would be satisfied if Obama became the nominee; eight in 10 African Americans would be happy with Clinton as the party's choice. But here, too, there were differences in levels of enthusiasm. More than eight in 10 black voters said they would be "very satisfied" with Obama as the party's nominee, but 38 percent of white voters made the same statement.

So at 70% of voters would be happy if the other person was nominated. That sounds about right: there are always a few crazies on both sides, but that should increase as the nomination rolls around. The GOP side...well, I don't feel is the same at all.

posted at: 2008-01-28 11:26:42 with 0 comments

I think Marc nails it.

But meters are coming, eventually, and now Fenty has scaled back the fares the city originally announced--and substantially so. Gone are the rush hour and additional passenger surcharges, and down, down come the initial fee and the snow emergency fee. If you're a cabbie in this town, the concept of meters was rough enough, given that they will likely diminish or eliminate Washington's grand tradition of owner-driven independent hacking in favor of the chain operations that dominate the suburban cab business. But now the proposed flag fare drops from $4 to $3 and the other pieces of the overall fare will substantially lower cabbies' income.

Check it out. The comments are rabid against him...I've never seen such venom directed towards a single group of people.

posted at: 2008-01-23 20:03:02 with 2 comments

Now should be working...there are still a few bugs to work out, but I think the section links are at least functional.

posted at: 2008-01-21 12:58:57 with 0 comments

Just read it. Bizarre.

posted at: 2008-01-21 12:03:05 with 1 comments

Sometimes I enjoy my job a great deal. This is cool.

posted at: 2008-01-18 16:23:20 with 0 comments

I think that the following picture is a great image of german-american relationships:

von braun and cooper

Von Braun is the stereotypical German, with Gordo Cooper looking about as American as one can get.

posted at: 2008-01-16 12:03:47 with 0 comments

This site is great and long overdue.

You have to see it to believe it.

My favorite? "lost interest here"

What's yours?

posted at: 2008-01-15 19:36:11 with 3 comments

Solomon is moving to the Times.

Finally, the worst excuse for a reporter at the WaPo can go where he belongs. Now if we could just get Michael Getler back!

posted at: 2008-01-15 12:35:16 with 0 comments

Obama is hitting his stride again, and I'm looking forward to Nevada. Having said that, if Bob Johnson wants to use racial code words against him, then that's reason enough to vote for Obama. Johnson is acting for the Clinton's, but he's doing Senator Clinton a disservice.

And to me, as an African-American, I am frankly insulted that the Obama campaign would imply that we are so stupid that we would think Hillary and Bill Clinton, who have been deeply and emotionally involved in black issues since Barack Obama was doing something in the neighborhood –­ and I won’t say what he was doing, but he said it in the book –­ when they have been involved.

Riiiight. You were insulted? Seriously.

posted at: 2008-01-14 13:19:11 with 0 comments

This site is simply too disturbing for me to grasp.

posted at: 2008-01-11 13:54:16 with 0 comments

My god. This is just shocking

I always liked President Payne a great deal. He was hired to be a big fundraiser, and did a great job. I'm not sure why people knocked him.

posted at: 2008-01-09 17:20:52 with 0 comments

We came in second. I'm obviously not happy about that, but seeing Obama's speech, I'm reminded by why I'm supporting him.

On to SC!

posted at: 2008-01-08 23:03:18 with 0 comments

The trouble I have with stories like this has nothing to do with accuracy or the media at all:

But I'm not focusing on the accuracy of horse-race predictions here, but instead, on the fact that the traveling press corps endlessly imposes its own narrative on the election, thereby completely excluding from all coverage plainly credible candidates they dislike (such as Edwards) while breathlessly touting the prospects of the candidates of whom they are enamored. Their predictions (i.e., preferences and love affairs) so plainly drive their press coverage -- the candidates they love are lauded as likely winners while the ones they hate are ignored or depicted as collapsing -- which in turn influences the election in the direction they want, making their predictions become self-fulfilling prophecies.

My problem is that this is accurate yet Democrats often have so much trouble figuring out how it works.

If the Media love unfettered access, and the Media love to predict who will win and the Media are able to anoint the next president, then why aren't we better at working them?

I could, and did, say in the past that Hillary Clinton would be a great president but that, since the media dislike her, would be a poor general election candidate. Obama, by contrast, is loved by the media.

And there you have it: if Democrats were smart, we'd always choose the media savvy pol to run against the crusty, whiny GOP idiot. Instead of whining, why don't we recognize media bias and use to elect progressive, intelligent, hard-working officials!

Is that too much to ask?

New Hampshire is tonight, but the narrative has already been written.

posted at: 2008-01-08 11:59:36 with 0 comments

So all eyes are on NH. As predicted, the bounce favors Obama greatly. I think this Post article pointed out something a little more odd:

"Republicans tend to go with the early front-runners whereas Democratic front-runners, barring vice presidents like [Walter] Mondale and [Al] Gore, tend to fall by the wayside" in nomination races, said Berggren, who published his findings about the patterns in Democratic and Republican primaries in Presidential Studies Quarterly. "Since 1952 to 2004, with the exception of 1964, Republicans have had a Nixon, a Dole or a Bush on their national ticket."

Seriously? 3 Families always on the ticket? That's just bizarre. Really bizarre.

And yes, if you notice I'm quiet, it's because I don't want anything to change. Obama is looking better and better every day, in words and action. In the last debate, both Edwards and Obama made the choice clear: either you're voting for the status quo, or for change. (How that change manifests itself is interesting, as detailed in this Wapo piece.

For more fun, check out what the markets are saying.

posted at: 2008-01-07 13:13:41 with 0 comments

I was, thankfully, wrong.

Obama's victory came after the longest, costliest and most intensely fought campaign in the history of the Iowa caucuses. The year-long competition produced a huge turnout that temporarily swamped some precincts and reflected the energy and enthusiasm among Democratic voters determined to recapture the White House in November.

Party officials said turnout exceeded 239,000, far above the 124,000 who participated four years ago and eclipsing even the campaigns' most optimistic forecasts.

With momentum, New Hampshire is the last state that matters, in my opinion.

posted at: 2008-01-04 09:36:18 with 0 comments

Is tonight. 4 years ago I was...well, the caucus hadn't taken place yet. Let's look back

The real story should be why we placed third when our own internal polling had us ahead. Our ones were soft is the simplest explanation. (Ones are people rated as "strong Dean supporters" when identified...Fives are strongly for someone else and threes are neutral.) We had a strategy to get tons of people who hadn't participated in the caucuses to show up and vote for us. Well, tons of people did show up. Attendance was one of the highest ever. Those newbies just didn't vote for us...they voted for Kerry or Edwards. Another factor was that Kucinich supporters went for Edwards, after the two campaigns worked out a strategy beforehand. Now I feel the same way about Kucinich people as I did about Nader people last year. But finally, and more importantly, our ads were awful. We had an army of people on the ground, but voters weren't being convinced by us because ads had already told them that Dr. Dean was going to "privatize social security" (someone actually told me this! an Iowa voter!) and raise taxes and end democracy as we know it. And our rebuttal ads had the good doctor in front of a white screen talking calmly. It was very lame.

I'll predict right now that it'll be Edwards/Obama/Hilary. We'll see though...the softness of support seems lower than in previous years, but both Obama and Hilary are trying the Dean approach of "getting out new voters" which just doesn't work, in Iowa. Let's recap, Elftor style. Yeah

If any dc residents want to meet up and watch the fireworks, buzz me.

posted at: 2008-01-03 11:46:40 with 1 comments

Only 400+ e-mail messages to go through. Fun!

posted at: 2008-01-02 09:14:35 with 0 comments

So, I'm going to be spending New Year's Eve in DC for the first time ever. Any suggestions as to where to go? there doesn't seem to be the traditional "first night" that Boston has... are there fireworks? what do people DO?

posted at: 2007-12-27 10:36:54 with 1 comments

I'm out of commission until Wednesday. So light posting, okay? I leave you with this, a picture my friend took, of a building that's on my way to work:

color box by morning

And yes, I'm super happy not to be working right now.

posted at: 2007-12-26 01:14:53 with 0 comments

And yes, I'd rather be here:

not jones point tree

Sadly, I'm not. It feels a long time ago.

posted at: 2007-12-17 20:57:26 with 0 comments

It's been one of those weeks:

evil plant at long meadow

Yeah, that about sums it up.

posted at: 2007-12-17 20:52:13 with 0 comments

I saw I Am Legend over the weekend. It was good. Not great, (the ending was a weak spot) but entertaining.

Werkz advice: worth seeing in the theater.

posted at: 2007-12-17 13:25:40 with 0 comments

This is how you do CYA in the government properly: ask your lawyers to ensure that the entire chain of command is implicated.

posted at: 2007-12-13 12:34:01 with 0 comments

Obama on why America matters in the world:

Still, Obama stands by the universality of the American proposition: life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness under a constitutional government of limited powers. "I believe in American exceptionalism," he told me, but not one based on "our military prowess or our economic dominance."

Rather, he insisted, "our exceptionalism must be based on our Constitution, our principles, our values and our ideals. We are at our best when we are speaking in a voice that captures the aspirations of people across the globe."

An important stance.

posted at: 2007-12-12 13:31:41 with 0 comments

They just bought sharebuilder.

Cool.

One of the few cool things about capitalism is that when the tools for the rich are pushed down to regular people, sites like ING and Prosper can be built to enable even ordinary people to reap larger rewards on their money.

posted at: 2007-12-12 09:29:25 with 0 comments

Go support the other side of the river by voting for Anacostia in the HGTV sweepstakes.

Go. Now! Vote!

posted at: 2007-12-11 14:39:52 with 0 comments

I've noticed several features aren't working properly on the site in IE7. I'll be working to get them resolved as quickly as possible, so hang in there.

posted at: 2007-12-11 12:57:29 with 0 comments

This is disgusting

Little Rock, Ark -- As governor of Arkansas, Mike Huckabee aggressively pushed for the early release of a convicted rapist despite being warned by numerous women that the convict had sexually assaulted them or their family members, and would likely strike again. The convict went on to rape and murder at least one other woman.

Confidential Arkansas state government records, including letters from these women, obtained by the Huffington Post and revealed publicly for the first time, directly contradict the version of events now being put forward by Huckabee.

Huckabee is toast in the general.

posted at: 2007-12-06 13:44:52 with 0 comments

Really? You didn't see the NIE report?

Bizarre.

Kuhn: I don’t know to what extent you have been briefed or been able to take a look at the NIE report that came out yesterday ...

Huckabee: I’m sorry?

Kuhn: The NIE report, the National Intelligence Estimate on Iran. Have you been briefed or been able to take a look at it —

Huckabee: No.

Kuhn: Have you heard of the finding?

Huckabee: No.

Crazy. Kind of like Bush himself.

posted at: 2007-12-05 14:10:56 with 0 comments

Toles nails it:

toles cartoon about obama rumors

Greg expounds

If she points out the obvious -- that the story might have done more than just reprint Obama's denials of the rumors and instead might have come out and said they were false -- it's not impossible that WaPo's editors will feel compelled to take this extra step in future stories. In which case all our yelling might end up paying off in some small way.

Nothing is worse than having the truth portrayed as a shade of gray.

posted at: 2007-12-03 12:32:49 with 0 comments

Yes, it's yet another web-based Presidential pick system

The nice thing about this one is that you can select the issues that matter most to you, rather than simply a grab bag. My results?

  1. Barack Obama: 87%
  2. Chris Dodd: 85%
  3. John Edwards: 83%

The only thing I really disagreed about with Obama on the issues I selected was the re-authorization of the Patriot Act. And the only real reason I wouldn't reauthorize it would be because it has a number of bad provisions in it. If it were to be totally re-worked (keeping the good provision) I wouldn't have such a problem with it.

Who did you guys back?

posted at: 2007-12-02 10:00:19 with 3 comments

The clubman is back.

It's pretty sweet looking, from the suicide doors to the barn doors. Thoughts?

posted at: 2007-11-30 15:05:35 with 0 comments

The witch is dead

Lott, the minority whip, made the decision over the Thanksgiving weekend with his family in Pascagoula, Miss., according to a senior Republican insider. Lott's move shocked Republicans on Capitol Hill, who have seen a wave of veterans announce their decision to not seek re-election next year as the GOP looks increasingly certain to remain in the minority. But Lott is the most senior Republican to retire, and his decision comes barely a year after he won re-election to a six-year term.

He's the #2 in the Senate! The #2!

posted at: 2007-11-26 10:17:42 with 0 comments

I've long derided the New York Times, but today is a landmark day in awfulness

Republican authoritarian warmongers who swagger around in tough guy costumes -- Friedman's Cheney and Dowd's Giuliani -- are Real Men whom we need to keep us safe. Men who don't crave war are faggots and aggressive Democratic women are unshaven, threatening bitches. That's the core belief of the Beltway Religion of Seriousness, as practiced on Sunday so vividly by these NYT columnists.

You have to read the whole thing to truly appreciate it. Dowd and Friedman are doing a disservice to the country, and to their paper.

Contrast that to Robinson in today's Post, or even Cohen. Not our two best columnists (Robinson is consistently good...but Cohen is decidedly mixed) but a far greater performance from them.

posted at: 2007-11-20 08:16:55 with 1 comments

I think people tend to underestimate what winning Iowa represents, at least in terms of media coverage. That's why I'm excited to see Obama is the #2 choice for many Iowa voters:

In another positive shift for Obama, 55 percent now see him as their first or second choice, an important trend in a state where a person's second choice can matter and voters often switch their support at the last minute.

According to Democratic Party rules, candidates must draw at least 15 percent at each caucus site for the votes to count; if that fails to happen, their supporters often throw their votes to a more viable contender. In this poll, 34 percent of those voters would make Obama their second choice, 28 percent Edwards and 15 percent Clinton.

Most supporters of the three front-runners said they will "definitely" support their chosen candidate on Jan. 3. About two in 10 said there is a "good chance" that they will change their minds. That level of certainty suggests the race will continue to be close in the weeks ahead.

I can easily see Edwards supporters arguing, in a caucus, that their candidate is the most electable. Obama supporters can argue that he represents the best change for a sea change in Washington. But I still don't see what the argument is for Clinton, against those two arguments, unless it is for Washington "experience", which isn't a quality Iowa voters tend to go for.

posted at: 2007-11-20 06:30:41 with 0 comments

werkz advice: don't see it

i expected beowulf to be a classic action/adventure yarn, something akin to conan. it is not. why?

  • it is computer animated, something i didn't expect
  • the screenwriting is awful
  • the plot (regardless of its fidelity to the original) is ridiculous

I'm the first person to say computer animation has come a long way since the beginning, but in every minute, for every 5 seconds of "oh, this looks like a real movie" there were 55 seconds of "wow, this looks really fake and cheesy".

  • Anthony Hopkins' face = very realistic
  • Every woman = an extra from Shrek

Do yourself a favor and skip it.

posted at: 2007-11-19 07:56:45 with 0 comments

I think Cillizza nails it in terms of debate coverage.

Hillary Rodham Clinton: Clinton's performance in tonight's debate will quiet (if not totally silence) talk that her campaign is struggling. Clinton set the tone early on by pushing back aggressively against Obama and Edwards and, in our mind, got the best of both exchanges. She was clearly aided by a sympathetic crowd who decided early on that they weren't interested in watching the candidates fight. As a result, Clinton largely got a pass on her three biggest weaknesses: her equivocation on driver's licenses for illegal immigrants, her vote to designate the Iranian Revolutionary Guard a terrorist organization and her vote in favor of the 2002 use of force resolution against Iraq. On a question about playing the gender card -- another potential problem area -- Clinton was clearly prepared and delivered her line of the night: "People are not attacking me because I am a woman, they are attacking me because I am ahead."

Barack Obama: Yes, we know he fumbled the same question (driver's licenses for undocumented immigrants) that Clinton muffed in the last debate. And, yes, of course he should have known that sort of question was coming and been better prepared to answer it cleanly. But, put that flub aside and Obama offered himself as a credible and -- more importantly -- safe alternative to Clinton in last night's debate. The first 15 minutes were dominated by a back and forth between he and Clinton (a good thing for a campaign trying to turn this into a two-person race) and for much of the rest of the debate Obama offered his "we can do more" vision succinctly and forcefully. "Don't keep on assuming we can't do something," Obama scolded Blitzer at one point. "I am running for president because I think we can do it."

Joe Biden: We can't help it, we like the guy. Biden is regularly the life of these debates -- launching self deprecating one-liners one minute and riffing on how he was introducing legislation before some of the candidates on the stage were even born the next. Biden is at his best when talking foreign policy and he got plenty of opportunities to do that last night. He spoke eloquently about the dangers posed by Iran and scored points on Pakistan by noting that he had spoken to both President Pervez Musharraf and former prime minister Benazir Bhutto before President Bush had.

Edwards just didn't get enough time. Richardson was good, but I'm not sure what alternative he's presenting. Dodd wasn't good at all, and Kucinich was, well, Kucinich.

A couple of the softballs about women seemed ridiculously easy for Clinton to knock into the upper deck, especially with the favorable crowd...and many of the questions were straight out of a GOP playbook, from a wedge issue on immigration, to constant mention of abortions, to a trick question on teacher's unions. CNN really needed to decide whether they wanted a firefight, or a civil debate. I think most people watching would've preferred the former.

posted at: 2007-11-16 08:56:19 with 0 comments

I'm not supporting Hilary. Why? Because the media hates her, and continually comes up with horrible opinion pieces like this, from David Broder:

No one can reasonably expect that partnership to end should Hillary Clinton be elected president. But the country must decide whether it is comfortable with such a sharing of the power and authority of the highest office in the land.

Really? Really? Why would the country be uncomfortable with having Bill Clinton in the White House?

But what really burned me up was the caption "Two-headed Clinton Monster" someone at washingtonpost.com added to the heading. Later (when I posted this up) I noticed it had been removed...thank goodness Media Matters caught the idiotic move and archived it:

Washingtonpost.com featured Broder's column in the opinions box on its homepage with the headline "Billary Burnout?" The caption, accompanying a picture of Bill and Hillary Clinton, read: "The prospect of a two-headed Clinton monster as president could test the tolerance of the American people":

Ugh.

Greg Sargent outlines some more thoughts

How to explain this weird yearning for the voters to see Bill as Hillary's albatross? Maybe it's just that pundits keep hearing other pundits say this and just mindlessly repeat it. Or maybe a return by Bill to the White House would represent some kind of defeat for the pundit establishment. In the late nineties your pundits were deeply invested in the priggish conviction that Monica-gate would convince voters that Bill was thoroughly unfit for the Presidency -- but voters roundly rejected this view, and continued to reject it for years after. Now we're in round two, and this time, by golly, the voters really will see that the pundits were right -- they'll finally realize just how bad Bill was for the country.

It just doesn't make any sense. It does, however, make we want to support Hilary...and simultaneously argue for an Obama ticket, simply because he won't start out with so much media blowhards gunning for him. Which will mean an easier path in the general election, and once in office.

If Senator Clinton wins the nomination, I'll back her proudly, and hope she wins the White House. Because these sort of attacks are completely baseless.

posted at: 2007-11-15 18:05:18 with 0 comments

Everyone needs to read this

The truth is that if you're an educated and reasonably well-off person who has time free to read about politics during the day at TPM you very likely have one or more pieces of ID, in all likelihood a drivers' license. But among minorities, low-income voters, the young and the old that's often not the case. And those who don't have acceptable voter IDs are disproportionately Democrats.

Remember, the point of voter ID laws is not to eliminate fraud it is to eliminate Democratic voters. So if your voter ID law disenfranchises 10% of voters and 80% of those are Democrats you've just handed yourself several percentage points that can win you a bunch of close elections -- it's certainly easier than winning them the old fashioned way.

People often spout off about politics in a vacuum, as if one decision or another was purely based on science or common sense, when in fact, it tends to help one side primarily. Voter "Fraud" ID laws tend to help the GOP by a significant percentage because Democrats tend to be less likely to always have a driver's license.

Put in perspective, you don't need a driver's license to vote: you merely need to be registered and to prove you are who you say you are. The number of people who are valid voters who are turned away from casting valid votes is not trivial. And it is not a group of people who favor the Republican party.

Conversely, there really isn't an issue with fraud. Most people who show up to the polls without a valid ID are not running to multiple poll locations in order to "vote early, vote often". If you're not on the registered voter list, you can't vote anyway (you'll receive a special ballot) so the odds of massive fraud are quite small, especially in comparison to simply denying people their valid right to vote.

The real question is this: why are we making the barrier to entry higher, rather than lower? From poll-taxes to moter-voter laws, America has always moved towards more permissive voter rights legislation, not less. That has kept our democracy in good shape, throughout the years.

posted at: 2007-11-14 13:04:04 with 0 comments

Milbank, as usual, is in fine form even in video format.

posted at: 2007-11-09 12:06:30 with 0 comments

All I want is a simple turkey, cranberry and wensleydale sandwich.

ABP used to make them...but now I can't find them! Where can I get one?!

posted at: 2007-11-09 11:10:57 with 0 comments

Tilda pointed out to me the new 2008 model from Ford

Ford doesn't build Mustangs to fly. That was true back in 1968 when Steve McQueen sent a GT 390 soaring over the hills of San Francisco in Bullitt. And it's true of the new 315-horsepower 2008 Mustang Bullitt.

Go check out the video!

posted at: 2007-11-08 14:09:03 with 1 comments

Bush now trumps Nixon's unpopularity:

Meanwhile, Bush reached an unwelcome record. By 64%-31%, Americans disapprove of the job he is doing. For the first time in the history of the Gallup Poll, 50% say they "strongly disapprove" of the president. Richard Nixon had reached the previous high, 48%, just before an impeachment inquiry was launched in 1974.

Over 50% strongly disapprove. Wow.

posted at: 2007-11-06 13:15:14 with 0 comments

I'd never been there until this weekend. But it's much larger and cooler than I imagined.

tomb of unknown soldier amphitheater

There's a huge amphitheater surrounding the tomb of the unknown soldier that's amazing looking. It's definitely more impressive than the old Lee house onsite.

inside of amphitheater for the tomb of unknown solider

The only downside was that all of JFK's quotes were literally rubbed off to the point that one couldn't read them.

posted at: 2007-11-06 08:32:38 with 0 comments

Got gmail 2.0 yet?

I do!

It doesn't look much different...but under the hood, who knows?

posted at: 2007-10-31 10:33:20 with 1 comments

The mere possibility is horrific

AT THE MOSUL DAM, Iraq -- The largest dam in Iraq is in serious danger of an imminent collapse that could unleash a trillion-gallon wave of water, possibly killing thousands of people and flooding two of the largest cities in the country, according to new assessments by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers and other U.S. officials.

Even in a country gripped by daily bloodshed, the possibility of a catastrophic failure of the Mosul Dam has alarmed American officials, who have concluded that it could lead to as many as 500,000 civilian deaths by drowning Mosul under 65 feet of water and parts of Baghdad under 15 feet, said Abdulkhalik Thanoon Ayoub, the dam manager. "The Mosul dam is judged to have an unacceptable annual failure probability," in the dry wording of an Army Corps of Engineers draft report.

Half a million dead. That's staggering. That's more than the state of Wyoming, or around the total amount of residents in DC.

posted at: 2007-10-30 06:37:18 with 0 comments

Also enjoyed over the weekend was, by far, the most depressing corn maze I've ever seen. Tilda and I drove by a large farm and noticed the sign for the maze.

We got out, and immediately noticed that the "maze" was composed of Corn barely a foot high, with pathways entirely of mud. Apparently, corn has been having a bad year, and this was the result. The maze itself was so forlorn (it was about two football fields long, which made it all the more pathetic that each stalk of corn was barely up to my knees) I can't show it here.

Instead, just look at the poor animal they had penned up to attract children:

miniature horse at corn maze

He was obviously the highlight, other than the mini-tractor pull...

posted at: 2007-10-29 18:52:09 with 0 comments

So some guy I know sent me this short video of a van he saw in Maryland over the weekend. It's your standard mini-van, but on the back, in white letters it said it was the DUSTBUSTER. Oh, and it had one key after-market accessory:

That's right: a spoiler!

posted at: 2007-10-29 18:45:32 with 0 comments

After a training shortened week, where else to go but Piney Point!

petrol at piney point

This is a shot of the giant petroleum tube going into the deep channel of the Bay.

And here's the dock leading to it all:

piney point dock

Nice, eh? Just wait till you see the dustbuster...

posted at: 2007-10-29 18:42:27 with 0 comments

party: excellent

training for three days: much less so

Fill the void, guys!

posted at: 2007-10-22 23:20:25 with 0 comments

Go visit it. Then vote for Obama if you're like me.

The results are announced in November, I believe.

posted at: 2007-10-18 11:59:54 with 0 comments

The lesson of Xerox PARC: take a good idea, copy it, and make it better.

Nokia gets it.

My only worry? The "flip it over and the alarm turns off" idea. Now I'll never get up!

posted at: 2007-10-16 10:04:35 with 0 comments

A strange day, really, when I'm up so early that I see a Maroon 5 video channeling that other Ed.

Odd

posted at: 2007-10-15 16:58:46 with 0 comments

This "Blog" has to be one of the more amusing typographical commentaries I've ever seen.

I don't know what kind of towing-like activity will take place, but I wouldn't stick around if I were you. Or if I were Keith, who took this picture.

You have to see it to believe it.

posted at: 2007-10-11 15:57:00 with 0 comments

Again, if you haven't been watching layer tennis each Friday, you need to.

Week one was great.

Is it true that devoting two years to the development of the web application Mint has left Inman's visual skills atrophied? So says one inside source whose name I promised not to reveal, who was Kevin Cornell. Is it true that the funnier the comic strip, the more fragile the psyche of the artist, and thus the more prone to crack under the pressure of competition?

Week Two less so.

I can't wait to see week three with Kottke commenting. Although, seriously, Gruber's points were spot-on.

posted at: 2007-10-10 15:33:56 with 0 comments

I'm always curious about stories like this

The electric bill was $1,775,194.96 last year: nearly $1,400 per employee.

Workers worried about global warming -- or Metro's budget deficit -- might be inclined to turn the lights off when they're not needed, but they can't. Metro offices have no individual switches.

Used to be, the lights were on all the time. About two decades ago, Metro installed a computer system to control them, which was considered energy-efficient at that time, officials said.

Needless to say, no one thinks that anymore.

"That wouldn't be efficient. That's obvious," said Jeff Niesz, business development director for Pepco Energy Services, which Metro has hired to reduce energy costs.

$1,400 per employee?? That seems incredible. Especially in a modern office building. I'm certain that several of my prior homes have had awful insulation and almost no energy efficiency. Yet the highest I've ever seen my bill go was to $200 per person for the worst month in the summer. So how is it possible that per employee, Metro is spending close to $100 a month on electricity?

posted at: 2007-10-08 13:02:47 with 0 comments

So the more I thought about the lack of DRM, the more I realized that its demise would have severe implications for the way culture is consumed in America.

DRM, in a nutshell, restricts what we can do with our content. This could mean fast-forwarding through commercials, or finding a unique song and forwarding it to a friend. In either circumstance, what the customer wants to do is being defeated by existing DRM technology.

Without DRM, then, what would the world look like? I'd like to look at the music perspective first. It's not an idle question, with Amazon now selling DRM-free music and it calls to mind Benjamin's thoughts, years earlier.

Without DRM to prevent people from copying music, what would the music scene look like? Obviously, artists would still need to be paid to perform, but without a large recorded music scene, most would earn money strictly from live performances. This is, ironically, much like the situation today where large labels make most of their profits from CDs and artists receive the majority of their funds from performances. So the sea change really would be to simply cut the bottom out of CD purchases, or even online music.

The repercussions would be large: without cd sales or online music sales, artists would be forced to focus almost exclusively on live performances. Versions of songs that were superior would almost immediately displace inferior versions, as fans would have access to the entire catalog of music. As the cost of production decreased, the ability of lower-level bands to achieve high-production results (who needs a studio when you have a garage?) would level the playing field between all artists.

In short, it could be a very good time to be a music fan, for artists and fans.

The only downside I see is that as live events become the main place for artists to perform (for money), the price of entrance goes up significantly, much like attempting to see my local football team play. Then again, watching a sold out football team play on TV is often as good, if not better, than going to the game itself. (Especially if the fans are shelling out hundreds of dollars for tickets!)

Best of all, because the playing field will be level once more, small artists who are good will be able to shine without large studio support. This will mean that artists who are pushing the envelopes, rather than merely mainstream, should flourish.

The law will be slow to catch up, and royalties will be a tangled web, but I can foresee the future of music and it's a much greater place than today, thanks to the death of DRM.

posted at: 2007-10-05 12:20:11 with 0 comments

There is some sort of law, let us call it: edward's maxim, that an inverse relationship exists between the boredom of others and the labor of y.t.

Thus, this is for you.

I myself don't have time for such distractions. I barely have time to eat anymore. Work. Work. Work.

posted at: 2007-10-02 14:52:25 with 0 comments

i warn tilda et all, that the following could prove extremely hazardous to ed.

that's right - the substance in question is two kryptonites in one.

now if only i could get the guetta girl to apply some to eggs over easy...

posted at: 2007-09-26 14:08:51 with 2 comments

Go see what John Gruber said.

It remains to be seen how well Amazon can market their MP3 store, and how quickly they can raise awareness about just how cool it is. But in terms of online store technology, it’s already in the bag. This is what Amazon does; it’s exactly the sort of business that makes Amazon Amazon.

In fact, the tragedy is that Amazon could have built this store 10 years ago — the music labels simply wouldn’t allow it. What’s happened now is that the music label executives — at least at Universal and EMI — have finally gotten it through their thick skulls that it’s the iPod that drives iTunes sales, not the other way around. Apple’s FairPlay DRM isn’t (at least primarily) some sort of lock-in scheme to force people to buy iPods; FairPlay was a requirement stipulated by the labels, without which they would not have allowed Apple to sell their music at all.

I intend to check out the Amazon mp3 store this evening. Maybe even purchase a few tracks of DRM-free goodness...

posted at: 2007-09-26 10:41:01 with 0 comments

DRM is dead

Get to it! Amazonmp3.com

Digital Rights Management or "DRM" commonly refers to software that is designed to control or limit how a file can be played, copied, downloaded, shared, or accessed. DRM-free means that the MP3 files you purchase from Amazon.com do not contain any software that will restrict your use of the file. When you make a purchase from the Amazon MP3 Music Downloads store, you are accepting and bound by the Amazon MP3 Music Downloads Terms of Use.

Nice to see. I'll be posting some thoughts about the implications of a DRM-free world shortly.

posted at: 2007-09-25 10:09:39 with 0 comments

This is not what my apartment looks like at the moment.

blank rutledge suite

But it was what it looked like in the past.

posted at: 2007-09-21 15:26:07 with 0 comments

Pushing Daisies comes out next week.

In an amusing aside, while clicking on the creator, I discovered this gem about the creator

Fuller is one of several openly gay creative people...

Of course, the ellipsis includes the name of "another" openly gay creative person, followed by the actual important point, namely, that said people have "have created and produced shows in the last several years." Oh, okay, right. Important point for wikipedia to note, don't you think?

Also amusing: instead of focusing on real details, most of the Fuller article seems devoted to whether he's dorky enough. As in, which version of Star Trek he enjoys best. Blech.

posted at: 2007-09-21 13:45:07 with 0 comments

Wow.

Worth watching. The "B in Econ 101" is priceless...and that's in the first 10 seconds!

posted at: 2007-09-20 18:59:27 with 0 comments

More pix you say?

my what a large gun you have!

I guess the gun-theme was more in keeping with yesterday. Oh, well. Also, note Tilda's careful camouflage...a feminine version of realtree.

posted at: 2007-09-20 13:55:51 with 0 comments

The scurvy dog Brad asked for me pix, so here they be:

picture of camden roosevelt

This be my new port!

posted at: 2007-09-19 09:36:03 with 0 comments

Yargh, it be, once again, talk like a pirate day! for all you landlubbers!

ARGGGGHHH!

posted at: 2007-09-19 07:09:42 with 0 comments

something about the pol. compass made me realize what's been missing from the 'werks. pics. of cool stuff. like ed's pad, or that new car, or maybe anything really. whatcha got?

posted at: 2007-09-18 15:02:25 with 2 comments

Want to create a quick website? Jottit!

posted at: 2007-09-17 13:46:48 with 0 comments

I'm back on the grid at The Rutledge Suite.

posted at: 2007-09-16 21:37:16 with 0 comments

Meet Virginia's next senator.

With Governor Warner and and Senator Webb in office, Virginia would return to its Democratic roots. (We've always been a D state with the exception for a brief period in the late 20th century)

posted at: 2007-09-13 11:20:37 with 0 comments

Okay, all you econ people...what's the name for this particular game?

The problem surfaces when the bidders get up close to a dollar. After 99 cents the last vestige of profitability disappears, but the bidding continues between the two highest players. They now realize that they stand to lose no matter what, but that they can still buffer their losses by winning the dollar. They just have to outlast the other player. Following this strategy, the two hapless students usually run the bid up several dollars, turning the apparent shot at easy money into a ghastly battle of spiraling disaster.

An interesting article, to be sure.

posted at: 2007-09-13 09:36:41 with 0 comments

A somewhat enjoyable waste of time.

I'm right here.

political compass of edward

You?

And yes, many of the questions were poorly worded and idiotic.

posted at: 2007-09-11 15:48:21 with 3 comments

If you haven't read it already, head over to TNR to check out Chait's finest work from his new book:

American politics has been hijacked by a tiny coterie of right-wing economic extremists, some of them ideological zealots, others merely greedy, a few of them possibly insane. The scope of their triumph is breathtaking. Over the course of the last three decades, they have moved from the right-wing fringe to the commanding heights of the national agenda. Notions that would have been laughed at a generation ago--that cutting taxes for the very rich is the best response to any and every economic circumstance or that it is perfectly appropriate to turn the most rapacious and self-interested elements of the business lobby into essentially an arm of the federal government--are now so pervasive, they barely attract any notice.

The "Big Con" as the book is called, is sure to be great. Let's check out the famous Laffer curve portion:

That fateful night, Wanniski and Laffer were laboring with little success to explain the new theory to Cheney. Laffer pulled out a cocktail napkin and drew a parabola-shaped curve on it. The premise of the curve was simple. If the government sets a tax rate of zero, it will receive no revenue. And, if the government sets a tax rate of 100 percent, the government will also receive zero tax revenue, since nobody will have any reason to earn any income. Between these two points--zero taxes and zero revenue, 100 percent taxes and zero revenue--Laffer's curve drew an arc. The arc suggested that at higher levels of taxation, reducing the tax rate would produce more revenue for the government.

At that moment, there were a few points that Cheney might have made in response. First, he could have noted that the Laffer Curve was not, strictly speaking, correct. Yes, a zero tax rate would obviously produce zero revenue, but the assumption that a 100-percent tax rate would also produce zero revenue was, just as obviously, false. Surely Cheney was familiar with communist states such as the Soviet Union, with its 100 percent tax rate. The Soviet revenue scheme may not have represented the cutting edge in economic efficiency, but it nonetheless managed to collect enough revenue to maintain an enormous military, enslave Eastern Europe, fund ambitious projects such as Sputnik, and so on. Second, Cheney could have pointed out that, even if the Laffer Curve was correct in theory, there was no evidence that the U.S. income tax was on the downward slope of the curve--that is, that rates were then high enough that tax cuts would produce higher revenue.

I've never believed the Laffer curve. Why? Because as a good capitalist, I always want to be earning money. If I'm making $500k a year, and I'm in a (fictional!) 90% tax bracket, that would mean that I'd only earn $1,000 for each $10,000 I earned above the rate. I'm sure most Laffer curve proponents would agree that a 90% tax rate for all income if one is making 500k a year would certainly be on the "high" end of the curve.

Yet when you think about it, if I was making 500k a year, would I really stop working because every 10k worth of income was reduced to 1k? Or would I simply find new and ingenious ways to make 100k, thus enabling me to make more money?

The idea that at a certain amount of money, Americans would say "STOP! I want to get off the capitalist carousel!" is illogical. It's far more likely that people would try to evade taxes through complicated schemes than through not working.

Let's put this another way: say I tell everyone in my office that this year, our taxes would be 50% less. Would people, newly flush with cash, work 50% harder? Because that's what the laffer curve assumes: that people work harder when they have lower taxes. (I know what you're thinking: why would people with more cash in their pockets work harder??) Conversely, if people were told that their taxes were going up, and they'd be bringing home less money, why would these people work less??

Economists always love to talk about markets, and about the invisible hand, but the truth is this: people very rarely make decisions based on tax rates, especially for those of us making less than 100k a year. Better yet, the people who DO make decisions based on tax rates almost always are doing so to make as much money as possible. The idea that even the very wealthiest would "work harder" if their taxes were lowered is ludicrous.

Americans like to make money. Period. Find me someone who says that they'd work less if their taxes went up and I'll be looking at a fool. (And no, this isn't an argument for raising taxes so much as is it an argument against idiocy. Higher taxes are no panacea, and frequently can retard growth in key areas. But as far as individuals are concerned, I've never met someone who said they'd work less to stay in a lower bracket.)

posted at: 2007-09-11 14:14:52 with 0 comments

The Rutledge Suite is now open for business!

E-mail me or drop a line to come on by...

posted at: 2007-09-10 14:29:03 with 0 comments

So, as September begins to pass, I am confronted more and more with the fact that I've registered for an olympic length triathlon at the end of the month. The swim, which will be by far the most difficult leg for me, is going to be in the potomac, and thus not only exhausting, but potentially toxic. My bike lacks aero bars, which I suppose is ok, since as "Werkz readers are likely to know, no bar could truly make Kevin aero.

In any event, I was going to solicit suggestions, but I think that ship has sailed. I will accept, however, words of encouragement, or odds on the likelihood that my corpse will be dredged from the bottom of our fine river.

posted at: 2007-09-05 22:05:39 with 1 comments

you get a taste of 'net access and suddenly five hours of sleep sounds doable. right? well in between dreaming of sleep (kinda scary on its own) and wicked long dayze, i thought briefly of paying off some student loans.

responsible? check. future-oriented? check. totally not brad? double check, fool! which means i really need to find something expensive and outrageous to purchase instead...so i won't be able to make that loan payment. taking suggestions now - the best ones will either be gifts for others (cause i just might) or so crazy that i'd be stupid not to waste thousands. that makes sense i think. i think deb's conspicuous consumption is spreading.

in other news i managed a minor coup but you might have to explore to find it out. now if ed can just assign a nickname i can bask in the warm glow of brad-ness. no snickers please...

posted at: 2007-09-05 15:19:46 with 4 comments

I hate the Yankees. This article comparing the all-star logo of this year to years past is a good example why.

And I love Trajan. But it has a time and place...

posted at: 2007-09-05 10:25:14 with 0 comments

The Rutledge Suite is about 85% finished. Hopefully over the next two days I'll be fully moved in, at which point I'll have people drop by to check it out.

Highlights from the final move included:

  1. becoming best friends with everyone at Bulk Trash due to the car I drive
  2. watching a fight almost break out due to free machines being given away on craigslist
  3. firing the opening salvo in my ongoing battle against kipple

The new place is certainly different from my past locations and I can't wait to show it off.

posted at: 2007-09-04 16:30:57 with 0 comments

A week ago last Friday, a crazy Russian driving a Town and Country minivan spilled a cup of hot coffee on his lap while driving down 19th St. in Arlington. In the ensuing chaos, he drove straight into my car, innocently parked on the side of the street. The body shop I had it towed to initially thought they could salvage it, ordered spare parts, and I duly spent last week driving around in my rental car: a big white Ford F150 pickup (the only car Enterprise had left on the lot at the time).

Tuesday afternoon I got the bad news: the initial $3500 repair estimate had to be raised to $5000, and my car isn't worth that much (apparently, 1999 Volkswagens with 110K miles aren't all that much in demand). So, they totaled it. I am now driving around in a Mazda 6 sedan (traded in the F150), and I need a new car by next Tuesday, which is when the rental expires.

My question is: what do I get? and what do people think of the Ford Fusion sedan? (all wheel drive V6 model). yes, there should be an easily-clickable link here, but there's not. no time. I have to go get laundry out of the machine, and get ready to go home to NH this weekend to test drive cars with my dad. My sister has promised to sit in the back seat and complain if she doesn't like it. (BTW, she has already ruled out me getting a Kia because they're "too Puerto Rican". My sister tells it like it is -- or at least, how she sees it...)

I am also thinking about the Audi A3. But can I really drive around in a glorified hatchback??? Honda CRV? I really don't want to drive a Honda. Volkswagen Beetle? too chi chi. Saabs are a rich kids car, and besides, they're terrible. My sister says only butch lesbians drive Subarus (again, this is my sister). I'm not environmentally conscious enough to pay the extra money for a Prius (and since I'm vanpooling to work now, I don't really need to). what else is there???

posted at: 2007-08-30 20:55:40 with 4 comments

Worth watching

Remember when e-mail was fun? It's been a long time...

posted at: 2007-08-30 08:34:14 with 0 comments

Really? Wow

posted at: 2007-08-29 13:33:35 with 0 comments

Should Do This is pretty fun. From the good people over at the Robot Co-op.

Add something to The United States Government.

posted at: 2007-08-29 09:57:13 with 0 comments

I like WaPo Radio...but even from my limited listening time, I saw this coming.

Listeners had every reason to wonder what had happened to the increased depth they had been promised. Print editors accustomed to a more serious news menu clashed with radio producers who argued that their medium required a more populist and lowbrow selection of stories. In each newsroom, too many people rolled their eyes over the cluelessness of their cross-town partners.

When the radio-side producers one morning invited on the air and lightly questioned some nutball hawking a conspiracy theory about how the U.S. government had arranged for the 9/11 attacks, editors in the Post newsroom went ballistic. Although many attempts would follow to find a happy medium between the two news sensibilities, the basic reservoir of mutual respect had dropped suddenly and permanently to a dangerous low.

This was the principle problem: the WaPo radio promised hard news, but delivered mostly soft stories. Instead of having cool stories from reporters in the field, they had puff pieces for hours at a time.

I blame the Bonneville folks.

And yes, I heard the nutball theory segment and I turned it off. It was antithetical to everything WaPo radio stood for.

posted at: 2007-08-28 13:54:05 with 0 comments

So I am sure most everyone who reads this site knows about 1800 Vermont Ave. It is a great place which Ed and I have discussed buying and renovating. The biggest issue is that we need investors, specifically we are looking for 1 possible 2 more people. So if you are interested in doing something like this let Ed or I know.

posted at: 2007-08-28 11:28:22 with 0 comments

This is what I don't get about this story:

How does a Senator from Idaho know about a bathroom in St. Paul's airport??

Color me confused.

posted at: 2007-08-28 10:59:40 with 1 comments

It finally happened

First Rove and now Gonzales! Any bets who's next?

posted at: 2007-08-27 16:39:46 with 0 comments

Here I go again!

Warming to be announced later...

posted at: 2007-08-24 18:04:54 with 2 comments

This analysis is spot on:

Two points in response. The first is that I think the Democrat best positioned to deal with GOP political mobilization in a post-attack environment is going to be the one who isn't reflexively inclined to see failed Republican policies resulting in the deaths of hundreds of Americans as a political advantage for the Republicans.

The other is that I think there's a pretty clear sense in which the further one is from Bush's Iraq policy, the easier it is politically to say that the failures of Bush's national security policy should be blamed on Bush's failed policies. Obama has a straight shot ("this is why we should have fought al-Qaeda like I said") and Edwards (and Matt Yglesias) has a straightish one ("this is why we should have fought al-Qaeda like I think in retrospect") whereas I'm not 100 percent sure what the Clinton message would be. Most of all, though, I think the politics of national security call for a strong, self-confident posture that genuinely believes liberal solutions are politically saleable and substantively workable, not the kind of worry-wort attitude that says we need to cower in fear every time Republicans say "terror."

Matt gets to the heart of why I find this tripe frustrating: Hilary Clinton, while a great candidate, was simply wrong in her debate with Obama.

The American people aren't idiots, and treating them as such is a horrible position for any politician to take. Did hurricane Katrina rally people around the GOP? Has the Iraq War buoyed Republicans around the nation? I think not.

Obama has an advantage here, and needs to press it. Edwards doesn't so much, but still can claim, belatedly, that Clinton is wrong. Clinton, despite having many good policy positions, is simply wrong in this case.

posted at: 2007-08-24 12:49:39 with 0 comments

You can see where this is going.

posted at: 2007-08-23 13:04:48 with 0 comments

Weighs in on Senator Clinton.

The problem is not, as Clinton seemed to suggest, that anyone believes that lobbyists are evil. Of course they are not evil. Lobbyists are often among the best educated, hardest working, most sophisticated people in Washington. They know their stuff. They are fantastic at conveying the message. They are typically decent, polite and honorable people. They are not in any sense corrupt, any more than lawyers, or press secretaries, or union stewards are corrupt. They have a job; it is to persuade. The people who succeed in that job succeed because they are good at what they do.

But just because a system is populated with good people does mean the system itself is not corrupt. And the problem with this system is the way it obviously queers good judgment when so much effort by politicians must be devoted to raising money in order to keep your job.

Put differently, if there were a way to fund campaigns that wouldn't create the stain of corruption, we would still need (and want) lobbyists. Their job would be simply to make policymakers aware of the interests they represent. But just because your job is to educate politicians, it doesn't mean you have to be able to give politicians money.

I agree.

posted at: 2007-08-22 16:04:27 with 0 comments

If I hear this tripe one more time I'm going to kill someone.

posted at: 2007-08-21 18:13:34 with 0 comments

A hilarious quote from his diaries:

"A moment I've been dreading. George brought his ne're-do-well son around this morning and...

-- Ronald Reagan in his recently published diaries, May 17, 1986.

Read the whole thing.

posted at: 2007-08-20 14:06:44 with 0 comments

It's friday. Some Friday pictures are in order:

image of building

Okay. Time to rest for a bit.

posted at: 2007-08-17 17:14:37 with 0 comments

I'm not sure if I buy this list of the 50 most powerful people in DC.

This wasn’t an easy choice for #1, since there’s no telling if Cheney will once again commandeer our foreign policy (as he did with Iraq) before leaving office. But Rice, the ultimate yes-woman as national-security adviser, has become a much needed check on the Office of the Vice President.

Really? Condi? Really? #1?

posted at: 2007-08-14 14:01:03 with 0 comments

So Rove is gone. A happy day, all around.

Why not celebrate with some pizza?

posted at: 2007-08-13 16:19:39 with 0 comments

This timeline in Iraq is sobering.

posted at: 2007-08-09 12:25:15 with 0 comments

I played a single round of katamari last night.

It made me wistfully recall when I still had free time.

posted at: 2007-08-07 14:53:18 with 0 comments

Is Obama going out on a limb? I don't think so. Neither does Oliver

posted at: 2007-08-06 14:41:52 with 0 comments

Yes, I finished Harry Potter. Yes, it was quite good.

Yes, I saw the latest Bourne. It was also quite good.

posted at: 2007-08-06 11:02:10 with 0 comments

My old prof opines about SC

Grant Farred: I'm quite sure there are people who feel they came to athletic intelligence with ESPN, but I remember the moment I got turned off by it, which was when it got taken over by Disney [in 1996]. It mostly became promo ads after that. There used to be something to the idea that ESPN was an upstart and found its way to the top with wit and intelligence.

It's weird to think that over the course of the past 10 years, I've gone from watching SC to Countdown with the same level of interest.

posted at: 2007-08-03 16:45:44 with 0 comments

It's worth reading

Overall I didn't see anything too crazy in this, a well-thought out policy speech. He didn't call for the overthrow of Pakistan or for us to pull back from the fight against terrorism.

When you travel to the world’s trouble spots as a United States Senator, much of what you see is from a helicopter. So you look out, with the buzz of the rotor in your ear, maybe a door gunner nearby, and you see the refugee camp in Darfur, the flood near Djibouti, the bombed out block in Baghdad. You see thousands of desperate faces.

Al Qaeda’s new recruits come from Africa and Asia, the Middle East and Europe. Many come from disaffected communities and disconnected corners of our interconnected world. And it makes you stop and wonder: when those faces look up at an American helicopter, do they feel hope, or do they feel hate?

To be an America we're proud of again, Obama posits that we need to be creating allies, not enemies. It won't be entirely just a military or economic solution. But it will be a new direction.

posted at: 2007-08-01 14:25:42 with 1 comments

With the party over and Brad departing, it is time for ascetic Ed to return.

posted at: 2007-07-31 16:39:09 with 0 comments

The Wall Street Journal recently looked at the question of wearing a suit but no tie. The (at least partial) inspiration for the piece was Barack Obama's occasional tendency to wear the style.

For Mr. Obama and other candidates like John Edwards who have gone tieless in public appearances, the look could help convey youthfulness and openness to change, says political consultant Chris Lehane, who advised Bill Clinton. But "the downside is, does it reinforce any issues regarding whether he has enough experience or gravitas to be president?" he adds.

The article notes pitfalls that may be encountered by men with less lofty ambitions who try the look (if you do it, you'll get a worse table at the 21 Club; if you do it wrong, you can look "middle management," instead of "corner office").

posted at: 2007-07-29 17:19:11 with 1 comments

Substitute n95 for e70 and you have this maddox article

Enjoy...while I go grab ssh for my N95!

posted at: 2007-07-27 11:20:15 with 0 comments

No, I don't have a new house to live in yet.

Yes, I'm tired of you asking.

posted at: 2007-07-26 17:20:56 with 0 comments

Sometimes, re-reading this old essay seems appropriate.

You, reader, put this matter to a test: You are sitting now in your office - six clerks are within call. Summon any one and make this request: "Please look in the encyclopedia and make a brief memorandum for me concerning the life of Correggio." Will the clerk quietly say, "Yes, sir," and go do the task?

Yes, the inspiration was a lie. But hell, that's what the American Dream was founded upon...an idea that never met up with reality. There's nothing wrong with that: it created the most powerful nation in the world. It created an ideal we all have to keep striving to reach, even as it lets us down.

Now about the work environment...

posted at: 2007-07-18 11:42:23 with 0 comments

From the MtP listserver:

Last night I came home to find two large stuffed animals in our front yard. I brought them inside in case it rained, so if you are missing a large white/gray shaggy dog and a white tiger that growls, please let me know. They both still have tags on and look fairly new.

A tiger that growls, eh?

posted at: 2007-07-18 08:31:55 with 0 comments

This article about bias is well worth a read.

The point is simple: people are biased, and not because there's a good reason to be.

The results of the millions of tests that have been taken anonymously on the Harvard Web site and other sites hint at the potential impact of the research. Analyses of tens of thousands of tests found 88 percent of white people had a pro-white or anti-black implicit bias; nearly 83 percent of heterosexuals showed implicit biases for straight people over gays and lesbians; and more than two-thirds of non-Arab, non-Muslim volunteers displayed implicit biases against Arab Muslims.

Overall, according to the researchers, large majorities showed biases for Christians over Jews, the rich over the poor, and men's careers over women's careers. The results contrasted sharply with what most people said about themselves -- that they had no biases. The tests also revealed another unsettling truth: Minorities internalized the same biases as majority groups. Some 48 percent of blacks showed a pro-white or anti-black bias; 36 percent of Arab Muslims showed an anti-Muslim bias; and 38 percent of gays and lesbians showed a bias for straight people over homosexuals.

Be sure to read the whole thing.

Why? Because the non-surprise is this:

The voluntary questionnaires have allowed Banaji and her colleagues to arrive at one of the most provocative conclusions of the research: Conservatives, on average, show higher levels of bias against gays, blacks and Arabs than liberals, says Brian Nosek, a psychologist at the University of Virginia and a principal IAT researcher with Greenwald and Banaji. In turn, bias against blacks and Arabs predicts policy preferences on affirmative action and racial profiling. This suggests that implicit attitudes affect more than snap judgments -- they play a role in positions arrived at after careful consideration.

Surprised?

posted at: 2007-07-17 14:57:07 with 1 comments

Cate sent me a link to this artist and I was intrigued.

image of Samuel from Behind

Cool, eh? Click through for more...

posted at: 2007-07-13 14:41:02 with 0 comments

Saw this on TPM, but it's worth posting:

This is fun. Watch these two successive promos for shows on Fox News Channel and tell me whether you can figure out which is the 'real' news show and which is the 'fake' news show ...

Hilarious!

posted at: 2007-07-12 13:06:22 with 0 comments

Virginia is finally, back to trending Democrat. Some key graphs:

As will be explored in subsequent articles about the survey, Virginia has a higher concentration of true swing voters than the nation as a whole, and the state is less likely to be home to those who are not interested in politics.

Virginia's independents, 35 percent of whom live in Northern Virginia, have been steadily trending Democratic since the start of the decade, often providing the margin of victory to winning candidates.

Partisans are still mostly supporting their side, at least in Virginia. But, the important point is this:

Although independents are dissatisfied with Bush, the poll indicates they are open to and even prefer the GOP's position on some key issues.

Independents rank the two parties evenly when asked which party better represents their views on managing the economy. They also side with the GOP on tax policy and give it an advantage of 14 percentage points on the question of which party would be better at fighting terrorism.

Wonder why? This might help.

Politicians do best when they play on emotion, not on logic. And Democrats in Virginia have started to realize this...

posted at: 2007-07-11 13:13:47 with 0 comments

So I'm on the bus yesterday afternoon, which was crowded but not unnaturally so, sitting near the rear doors. A stop comes up and a man gets up and walks to the rear doors in anticipation, with a few minutes still to go.

Spritz! Spritz!

I notice that another man, who had been sitting nearby, has removed a small blue canister which he has used to spray the back of the other man's butt.

You read that correctly.

The entire rear of the bus reacted in shock. First there were whispers, then some muffled laughter, as it became clear the sprayee had no idea he'd been covered with mist. By the time he exited the bus, several people, y.t. included, were laughing pretty hard.

The sprayer stayed on the bus for another few stops, during which most of the people who'd seen the incident left. Finally, around Lamont and 16th, he disembarked. As I was talking about him, my eyes caught sight of him patiently waiting at the light to cross. Behind a man in a red shirt. Sure enough, his arm extended, blue bottle in hand...

Spritz! Spritz!

posted at: 2007-07-10 08:38:21 with 0 comments

Another image from the weekend:

buildings in nyc

It almost makes me wish to remove the height limit in DC. Then I realize I prefer the difference...each city is special on its own.

posted at: 2007-07-09 17:31:41 with 0 comments

A spontaneous trip to NYC was in the works this weekend, spearheaded by Fincher (and Mr. Fincher!), with appearances by Brad and Tilda and y.t. of course.

Pix follow, of course:

king cole bar

A mural by some guy.

buildings near columbus circle

You don't see these in DC!

Of course, the most spectacular views were to be found on the roofdeck of 230 fifth, which sadly, didn't play to the strengths of my camera. Suffice it to say that unlike the narrator of the linked piece, we managed to:

  • get in the club within minutes
  • get some beverages within no time
  • obtain a table equally easily
  • roll upstairs to the fabulous rooftop with no effort
  • steal a "reserved" table without breaking a sweat
  • get every drink on the roof comp'd

Yes, there were palm trees mixed with evergreens; besides this oddity the place was great.

From the sushi dinner beforehand (a place I wish I had taken some pix of; including a great ice sculpture!), to the halal lamb in the late morning hours, a fun foody time all around.

posted at: 2007-07-09 17:29:15 with 0 comments

The absence of text hit home when I read about the increasing numbers of "usability experts" being hired by major corporations these days in The Inferior Paper during product design.

The goal, of course, is laudable: having devices work as they intended makes everything work smoother. Yet boiling everything down to IKEA instructions inevitably allows people to gloss over complex concepts.

Ideally, there'd be a healthy mix of pictures + words to allow people to learn concepts. The inevitable result, however, of textless learning is that people train themselves in a manner which prohibits new growth.

If I have a new phone, and someone shows me the cool features on the phone, I'll assume that there are no additional features. If, however, I'm forced to wade through a manual to learn of the original features, I might be exposed to a greater variety of concepts and ideas. There simply isn't a way, with pictures, to explain complex concepts as concisely as with text.

Taking things a step further, the inclusion of text in most instructions allows people to grasp how something works, rather than merely that it works. This is important, because as my own experience with IT people has shown, curious and incurious IT people tend to be divided by a neat line: the idea that tweaking something will "break" something else. Users who have learned a concept as a series of steps, absent any meta-level idea of what is going on, often assume incorrectly that deviation from the series will result in a problem. A more text-driven approach, by focusing on concepts rather than operational learning, lets people experiment more, which fosters even more learning.

My worry is that, ten years down the road, product design has become advanced enough that the curious are discouraged from poking around. Even now, most products with advanced features, like computers, are dumbed down to ease the greatest common denominator. In a rush to simplify then, devices which can do so much more are walled off (much like the original Mac's refusal to provide a command line interface) in the interest of reducing problems.

Will the youth of tomorrow be allowed to experiment? Hopefully. Will they learn merely graphically? Hopefully not.

posted at: 2007-07-09 13:49:44 with 0 comments

Originally, I thought the problem was that there's a direct correlation between ease of use and understanding. Easy to use products (like microwaves, toasters, etc) didn't require much knowledge to operate, so they didn't force any lower level understanding of how things worked.

But the converse then would be true: and difficult to use devices (programming a vcr, or a scientific calculator, or yes, a computer) would help people understand how they worked better. My own personal experience with many people working in IT showed the error of that logic.

Upon further reflection I realized that the people who were IT-oriented and yet somewhat dim were the perfect lens to view the issue. Why would someone, who had worked for so long, with a product so complex, still be fundamentally ignorant about how things worked?

Almost all the IT people I've met who aren't very savvy display a similar trait: they're fine as long as the subject area they see is a familiar one. But if things stray too far afield, they develop an almost cargo-cultish mentality towards technology, where things "simply aren't done" because they didn't work in the past. Complex concepts are boiled down to smaller items, so a particular task (say, creating a user) becomes a series of simple choices "click here, move there, click there" completely devoid of context. This lack of context, almost invariably, coincides with a black-box nature of the process involved. Things "simply happen" rather than be caused by users.

The thread, between the lack of knowledge and the task being performed, is the interface itself. A slick, intuitive GUI, lets people do their jobs much faster. Yet it also allows people to be lazy and elide over what is taking place when they perform certain operations.

What's missing? Simple: text.

posted at: 2007-07-06 17:44:12 with 0 comments

So I'm sitting here, at work, performing some mind-numbing-but-necessary patching of servers. Ugh.

I think over the past few years I've started to realize that most people simply aren't very text-driven. There was a brief moment I think, in the mid nineties, when the web started to explode, that most people simply said that "young people understand the internet and computers" and left it at that. The implication was simple: those people born before 1975 simply never could grasp what the rest of us could intuitively about computers, having never grown up with them.

The curve fell rapidly, and soon everyone had a web page, or went into chat rooms, or got their news from an online newspaper. The number of people who responded to a job query by saying they "did computer stuff" soared.

Yet that curve trailed off. It wasn't the dot-com burst. It wasn't the explosion of blogs. No matter what the reason, the outcome was the same: people who are just leaving high school these days, fully a decade my junior, aren't more savvy than I am (or was) with computers and the internet.

It's puzzling.

I always assumed that my sister would be better with computers than I was. Not because of any desire of hers to out-geek me, but merely because she grew up alongside so many of them. And yes, she does spend hours chatting with her friends online in a way I never did. But if her computer (a mac) breaks, she doesn't fix it. And even simple network issues aren't her cup of tea. So clearly, merely being around computers a great deal doesn't magically transfer into knowledge. I don't know a great deal about cars simply because I drive them all the time, either.

But the cars-to-computers analogy elides over something different: yes, it's true that as computers broke less, people needed to fix them less. At the same time, when cars exploded onto the scene, there wasn't a huge repository of information that anyone with a decent set of eyes and hands could view to look up information. There were books about cars, sure, but the detail available on the web today is unprecedented. With a single wikipedia search I can gain at least a passing knowledge of fields I'd never imagined.

So why is there the gap?

posted at: 2007-07-05 19:51:33 with 0 comments

Fourth of July pix should be uploaded this evening. Then posted tomorrow.

posted at: 2007-07-05 19:36:50 with 0 comments

Someone last night complained that they weren't aware of the names on the site.

Have at it.

Keep in mind these are very, very old. So the descriptions may no longer be quite apt...

posted at: 2007-07-05 15:46:47 with 0 comments

We visited Cooperstown at one point, having lunch at this location:

otsego inn

It had an impressive view of the Otsego Lake (nee Glimmerglass) which you can see here:

otsego lake

or here:

otsego lake redux

Enough said.

posted at: 2007-07-03 10:23:56 with 1 comments

The first picture of many:

majors inn

It's the major's inn...

posted at: 2007-07-03 09:24:25 with 0 comments

Well put

Let's call it department of calm heads vs. department of headless chickens. In any event, our friends in Britain are providing a model on this.

On the way to New York on Friday, I heard a person on talk radio start to rant about how "if the government cannot protect the people, the people need to protect themselves" seconds before saying that we needed internment camps.

Internment camps.

This is about as idiotic as one could get, especially because:

a) these attacks were poorly executed and ridiculously low-tech b) the attackers were reported not even to be all of middle-eastern origin c) the constitution should be able to survive a couple of cans of propane gas

Seriously, why is the media whipping this up? Terrorists have no power if people are not afraid of them.

posted at: 2007-07-02 13:14:29 with 0 comments

Pictures and a recap will be posted later this evening.

posted at: 2007-07-02 12:55:53 with 0 comments

My god.

246,679 contributors to the Obama campaign. I'm going to cough up some change, but the point is staggering: if this many people are engaged in the second quarter, that number could swell greatly by the later end of the cyle.

Compare that to 4 years ago, when Dean attempted to raise $7 million. Crazy, eh?

Anyway, I feel it's worth $10 to put another number on the list. Go have at it.

posted at: 2007-06-28 13:10:11 with 0 comments

So, this weekend, I'm driving around and suddenly notice a man wearing a pith helmet. Not an everyday sight to be sure. Yet upon pulling closer I realized that not only was he wearing a pith helmet, but that seated next to him was a large stuffed gorilla! See for yourself:

man and gorilla

Insane! He didn't have any problem with me snapping a shot of him, which was nice. Then he drove off into the noonday heat..

posted at: 2007-06-27 12:52:01 with 0 comments

I don't often lust after computers. Each week, something faster comes out, and sadly, the design aspect is often limited. But it's nice to see Dell finally designed a nice looking laptop.

Anyone want to chip in and get me one?

posted at: 2007-06-26 13:40:31 with 0 comments

As I mentioned to Brad the other day, my problem with the immigration bill is primarily because of the weird "let's create second-class citizens" aspect of it. What he, and I, did not know, is that the existing program of temporary visas is designed not to wreck the labor market

And those employers won't have to pay their new indentured servants any more than the minimum wage. See, unlike the existing H-2B visa -- the visa that governs most "unskilled" temporary workers in the US today -- the proposed temporary worker program contains no requirements that employers pay their temporary help the federally determined "prevailing wage" for their occupation and the geographic area. Today, if a contractor can't find an qualified electrician to work on a project in Chicago, the contractor can apply for an H-2B visa. But the contractor is required to pay any foreign electrician entering the US on the H-2B no less than $53.57 per hour, including benefits. That's the prevailing wage for an electrician in Chicago, according to the Department of Labor. And by requiring H-2B sponsors to pay their foreign help the prevailing wage, the H-2B program limits the ability of employers to use guest workers as a tool to undermine wage markets. The proposed temporary worker plan changes all that.

I think this is reason enough to oppose the bill. It's bad enough that it creates a separate class of people working in America who never become citizens (legally or not), but to use those same people to take jobs from Americans seems downright awful. Why not simply abolish the minimum wage while you're at it?

Still, it's somewhat fun to see so many on the GOP self-immolate on this issue. If they never make it to closure, the Dems have found themselves a great issue to pound the Republicans with.

posted at: 2007-06-25 12:27:27 with 0 comments

Now that Jules, Jill and Deborah are back in town for the summer (at least!) things should be even better this summer.

If only Helena had time to visit...

posted at: 2007-06-25 08:22:05 with 0 comments

Why do I support Obama? Because he's just as good as Spitzer himself:

We cannot settle for a second Gilded Age in America. And yet we find ourselves once more in the midst of a new economy where more wealth is in danger of falling into fewer hands; where the average CEO now earns more in one day than an average worker earns in an entire year; where Americans are struggling like never before to pay their medical bills, or their kids’ tuition, or high gas prices, all while the profits of the drug and insurance and oil industries have never been higher.

Lessig is a smart guy. So is Obama. Time to return the White House to grownups...

posted at: 2007-06-22 17:38:25 with 0 comments

The no spin zone, condensed by Olbermann

O'REILLY: "Unresolved Problem" segment tonight: the increasing problems with bears.

Nothing more to add.

posted at: 2007-06-22 14:59:19 with 0 comments

Edward's word of the week: snarkastic!

A pity I didn't coin it.

posted at: 2007-06-22 14:27:27 with 0 comments

10 people? You've got to be kidding!

Answer: We currently have ten Foreign Service Officers (including the Ambassador) at Embassy Baghdad at or above the 3 reading / 3 speaking level in Arabic.

You'd have to assume at least 3 native speakers for each embassy, right? So the largest embassy in the world only gets 10? Sheesh. I wonder what the average of native speakers is at each other embassy.

Anyone know?

posted at: 2007-06-20 11:35:37 with 0 comments

An image from this weekend:

balloon

A nice balloon, complete with flames! Click on the image for the full size.

posted at: 2007-06-19 12:58:58 with 0 comments

So I have heard of this activity for a while but I haven't figured out what it really is or how to join in and do it. So the thing is called "Hash House Harriers" read the wiki. Basically it is drinking and running both things I like to do. So if you know and would like to provide info comment.

posted at: 2007-06-18 14:59:26 with 1 comments

Okay, time for some pix from the phone. The vast majority are at my house currently, but I'll try to upload them tonight to the web. For starters, let's look at the fountain in Franklin park where I have lunch sometimes:

image of franklin park

What do you think?

posted at: 2007-06-18 13:42:23 with 0 comments

I'll try to take some images this weekend to test out the whale.

Until then, feast on the flickr charts of usage. The n95 is coming up!

posted at: 2007-06-15 10:10:44 with 0 comments

The budget explained.

posted at: 2007-06-14 00:04:01 with 0 comments

My new phone has arrived. It is quite cool. Commencing charging...

posted at: 2007-06-13 10:44:19 with 1 comments

Saw Blue: meh.

Perhaps White or Red will be better...

posted at: 2007-06-12 08:30:45 with 0 comments

yes, i know i need to fix the easter egg "gear" that appears everyone so often in the upper-left-hand corner of the site.

if only i had more time.

posted at: 2007-06-12 08:23:38 with 0 comments

I like to argue.

I find this argument particularly compelling:

It's ok to disagree. It's ok to run primaries against people based on good faith disagreements. When I talk about Hillary Clinton being principled about her hawkishness, I am not any less inclined to want to see her defeated in a primary. But that's because I don't agree with her ideas, not because she's this or that as a person. It's really remarkable how many supporters of hers read into her ideas their own liberal instincts instead of trusting what she says. And when John Edwards refuses to acknowledge that he disagrees with Hillary Clinton, while obviously dancing in the media with a high profile apology that implies a whole lot of disagreement with a whole lot of people, he's avoiding the argument the party needs to have. Edwards is putting forward real and different ideas about America's place in the world. He disagrees with Clinton and Obama about a bunch of stuff. That's fine. There's no reason to hide it.

What Americans want is people who say what they believe, rather than say what people wish to hear. Period.

posted at: 2007-06-11 13:49:26 with 0 comments
  • obtained king crab (great!)
  • saw pride parade (bear invasion 2007!)
  • didn't obtain coolest phone ever (yet)
  • watched ocean's 13 (good!)
  • work work work work (!)
posted at: 2007-06-11 13:28:25 with 1 comments

Rotary to straight-line motion. A very cool idea that's integral to any sort of motor. It's part of the golden era of linkages.

posted at: 2007-06-08 18:02:30 with 0 comments

I'm looking for a new house. You know what doesn't fill me with confidence? When your ad says this:

"This is a nice room."

Riiiight. I'm sure.

posted at: 2007-06-07 13:35:44 with 0 comments

Oh, the halcyon days of yore...when I used to have time to watch tv while I worked out in the gym.

This intrigued me:

And would someone introduce the people at MSNBC to the basic television programming idea that if you have a relatively highly rated show, and that the ratings for the show which follows fail to keep that audience, you should consider replacing it.

The numbers are really quite startling. I've found myself watching a few minutes of SC post Countdown, only to turn it off in disgust shortly after I realize Pat Buchanan is a constant contributor.

posted at: 2007-06-07 12:49:28 with 0 comments

adults should never use the euphemism lol.

in fact, now that t9 is everywhere, i look down on those who choose not to use it.

posted at: 2007-06-07 10:41:24 with 0 comments

My phone is currently in Kowloon Bay, HK.

posted at: 2007-06-06 10:04:08 with 1 comments

I'm confused. How is it, that at 10:30 on a Thursday night, every pizza place in DC would refuse to deliver pizza?

Previously, the U St Pizza Hut's repeated shortage of pepperonis seemed the most egregious, but at least they could deliver a pizza to me, sans meat.

posted at: 2007-06-01 14:24:55 with 0 comments

My ps3 now does upscaling of regular dvds.

I rode the Griffon on Friday. It was one of the best, if not the best, roller coaster I'd ridden in a while.

I worked 22 hours in a row on Memorial Day, went home, showered, then went back to work two hours later this morning.

Am I out of time? You bet I am.

posted at: 2007-05-29 19:31:32 with 0 comments

An interesting thought experiment about a Gore/Obama ticket.

The only part I don't get is this:

The left has done that, too, I would add, in its overemphasis of diversity and in the more virulent of its racial and sexual identity politics. (Remember mau-mauing? The Weathermen? Rioting? Various kinds of sex police? Heterophobia?) Andrew commends Obama’s “new kind of politics,” which would work to end the “active demonization of political opponents” by doing more to “cultivate social empathy.”

Um, what? I don't remember mau-mau, or The Weathermen or rioting or sex police. God knows what "heterophobia" refers to...

In many ways, contemporary writers and opinion-makers associate "youth" with "leftist" and "the left" with a period of time in the sixties. You can see it in the debates over Iraq: while reasonable people can disagree as to the motives for why we went into Iraq, it's quite clear, empirically, that terrorism has increased as a result of our occupation.

Sometimes I wish we were already 30 years in the future. Then these silly arguments would be over.

posted at: 2007-05-24 12:46:33 with 0 comments

I am in China, it is pouring rain and thundering out, but I just wanted to see if this would work (procrastinating going outside), and it seems to be OK so far, so... hello! I'll be back in the country June 11th, back in the area June 17th, party at my place to follow shortly thereafter! can't wait to get home!!!!

posted at: 2007-05-24 05:50:24 with 2 comments

I saw 28 weeks later over the weekend, and was somewhat disappointed. It was an interesting sequel, but by no means an Aliens in terms of excitement. The numerous plot holes also undermined my feelings.

The feeling of running around constantly, with never any time to rest, however, was eerily familiar...

posted at: 2007-05-22 07:09:50 with 0 comments

The Post has an item about a new Borf gallery show.

Predictably, the Borf-haters are out in force in the comments.

I do have to say that I don't think a show of the guy's art is the most appropriate way for him to pay his fines/restitution. I'm also not sure how I feel about the suggestion of some in the comments that they go to the show and deface the art... after all, what's sauce for the goose...

posted at: 2007-05-16 22:27:49 with 1 comments

This article describes efforts at contingency planning for how to manage things after a catastrophic event, such as an extremely destructive terrorist attack.

I don't know how much confidence I have in their ability to affect what'll really happen. Our best hope there probably lies more in the robustness of our society generally and the content of our national character than in the ability of a centralized bureaucratic force to come in and get everything working again.

In general, I'm torn between three reactions: (1) being reassured that somebody's thinking about this; (2) being dismayed that more resources aren't going into thinking about this; and (3) speculating about whether this is the "shadow government" that paranoiacs and the X-Files talk about.

On this third point, I recall an article from a general interest magazine several years ago. It described how there are plans to set up what amounts to a temporary working government in school gymnasiums, national guard armories, and office parks. As I recall, the people selected to man these command posts included various upper-level but not top-tier officials and DC think-tankers(e.g., a deputy assistant secretary of transportation and a Rand associate might be shipped off to Omaha to re-establish rail transportation in the mid-west, alongside similar people with other responsibilies). The article raised a few concerns, especially about putting responsibility for re-establishing American society in the hands of non-elected figures. Given the lousy selection processes we've seen lately in filling the positions from which these people would be drawn (Michael "Heckuva Job, Brownie" Brown was one such selectee and Monica Goodling was apparently both selector and selectee), I wonder whether the implementation of these plans would be any good if put into action.

posted at: 2007-05-13 13:37:07 with 0 comments

Last night's Tuesday Porchin' was much better than I anticipated. Thanks to all the guest chefs who provided dessert items: there were hardly any leftovers!

Leave suggestions for next time's theme in the comments, if you like.

posted at: 2007-05-09 08:37:43 with 0 comments

is working...i think; it's been bad the past week

posted at: 2007-05-09 08:34:14 with 0 comments

So with Ed not being able to entertain the masses I have decided to create some unique content. Today I will add a recipe for Ricotta Gnocchi. So basically if you don't know Gnocchi is an Italian pasta. Its not like a Ravioli or Fettuccine, but more like a dumpling then anything. The recipe below is in weights instead of cups and teaspoons because well you should get a scale. So here be go:
11 oz of Dry Ricotta (I recommend drying it a bit. Pat it down with paper towels or ring out in a kitchen towel)
1 egg
4 oz of All-Purpose Flour (APF)
Pinch of Salt
1 fl oz of olive oil

3 tablespoons butter
1 cup chicken stock

Black Pepper
Fresh Parmesan Cheese

So now what you do is bring the ricotta, egg, APF, salt, and olive oil together and blend in a food processor. Go until it is a dough, should be kind of runny. While you process bring a large pot of water to a boil with some salt. Take a plastic bag and add the dough to the bag. Cut a whole in the corner of the bag to pipe the dough out of. With a pair of scissors squeeze the dough out into the boiling water and cut it off with the scissors in about 1 inch lengths. Once all the dough is used give the gnocchi another 1 - 2 mins. With a slotted spoon remove the gnocchi. So this is where you can kind of mix it up. You can now saute the gnocchi and then serve or you can heat the butter and stock separately. Then add the stock to the butter and then add the gnocchi and cook for 2 - 3 minutes over medium heat. Remove with the slotted spoon and you have you mean. Add the Pepper and Parmesan to the top and you have something that actually takes like 15 minutes to make but is very very homemade. I like to do a side of pesto and a side of Parmesan so the person can dip there fork in the pesto and then grab a gnocchi with a little Parmesan. Veggies are good on the side and cook quickly and easily so that everything comes together at the same time.

posted at: 2007-05-04 09:56:41 with 0 comments

The time is out of joint. For some reason, when you post articles, they're showing up an hour late. I'm working on the issue...but for now, if you post an article and it doesn't show up on the main site, just wait!

posted at: 2007-05-03 09:00:43 with 2 comments

Who knew google now offered a free newsfeed reader? Not me.

Hopefully it won't foist Atom on those of us who prefer RSS. (1.0 not 2.0!)

I'll have to give it a spin and compare it to my current favorite, feeddemon, which integrates nicely with Newsgator.

posted at: 2007-05-03 08:47:24 with 0 comments

doing the exceedingly odd thing of actually checking my mail, and there's a forward from a named 'werkzite about submissions to the alma mater notes. now i admit i haven't been in there in a while, and maybe on some level i look back fondly on the short sentences that always mentioned the dredwerkz throwing a party, but i think that with our combined brain power, we could come up with a most excellent fake notes submission.

yes, yes, for those who remember, i originally suggested doing this to the school that apparently thinks i attended and graduated despite my never having set foot in the yard for four years. and while they richly deserve ridicule for actually publishing my name and address in a bound double-oh alumni book, sans self-satisfying story (unlike others who shall remain nameless), i figure we can try out this beta version before deploying the real prank in 2010. which will be awesomely over-the-top.

so what should we submit, and about who? i doubt that our secretary does a lot of fact-checking, but the best story would be one that they believe intrinsically and yet is ludicrously wrong. fire away...

(and i automatically veto anything about marriage, unless it involves monkeys and/or a dancing piece of anthropomorphized food)

posted at: 2007-04-30 20:12:07 with 3 comments

yeah, you noticed...

posted at: 2007-04-30 14:20:56 with 0 comments

Initially, I was really excited about this news of the discovery of a potentially Earth-like planet outside our solar system. We know it would only take 20 years for a radio signal to find its way back (although given the difficulties we've had in even observing the planet directly, our probe might have to get close to the planet to observe it, then back away in order to get far enough away from the planet's star that the signal would't be drowned out by radiation from the star).

But then I started to think: How long would it take for a probe to get there in the first place (assuming its autonomous propulsion and navigation systems stayed in good shape throughout the journey)? 20 light years is about 120 trillion miles. A couple of back of the envelope calculations tell me that a vehicle traveling at about the speed of our current space fleet would take about 2 million years to go that far.

I've always assumed that conditions suitable for life exist somewhere out there. Whether life actually arose there was a separate question (not to mention whether it would be recognizable to us). But this really highlights how difficult it would be for us to have a physically close encounter of any kind.

posted at: 2007-04-28 08:24:33 with 0 comments

Yes, the site is having problems. They still aren't completely fixed yet...working on them.

posted at: 2007-04-27 09:34:36 with 0 comments

Is the new job killing my posting ability? You bet.

My solution? Head into work super-early and post at least one item. And yes, pathetically, this may be today's...

Thanks go out, obviously, to Ron, for throwing some stuff up. But in my time of need, where's Dwight? Or Forrest? Or Brad? Or Helena?

posted at: 2007-04-23 08:03:52 with 2 comments

Brad and Ed here is some more content. So I came across this site this morning from "Get Rich Slowly". It is called "Brazen Careerist", mostly written by Penelope Trunk. So why is it a good site, well here are three articles I like:
Twentysomething: I’m in 17th grade
Four Ways to Make a Bad Job Good
Use money to buy time
These three articles are really good so give them a read folks.

posted at: 2007-04-19 15:00:09 with 0 comments

So I was talking to Ed and he told me that he is busy because he just got promoted. First a big congrats to Ed for his promotion. Second though a wag of the finger to Ed for his lack of posts. I don't care if you did get promoted you have responsibilities. Anyway to make up for Ed's inadequacies here is a picture of yours truly. So Ron is George. Enjoy!

posted at: 2007-04-17 11:02:48 with 1 comments

While listening to the radio this morning, I heard someone defend Imus by saying his words were just "taken out of context". The real "context" is that Imus has always been racist.

Wilbon put it best. That's all I'm going to say on the matter.

posted at: 2007-04-12 09:09:46 with 0 comments

We're getting gallic this evening at Tuesday Porchin', so in honor of that, here's a little tribute:

What would Camus do?

posted at: 2007-04-10 10:52:41 with 0 comments

I've been rather remiss in posting lately, especially reviews. Rather than churn out a bunch, let me catch up; here are the books I've finished over the past two weeks:

All were, fortunately, excellent. And I made a slight bit of progress on Montaigne, which still has a daunting amount of pages left in it. Fortunately, it may be consumed piece-meal, as a series of essays allows.

posted at: 2007-04-05 08:49:31 with 0 comments

Next Tuesday Porchin should be good...I'm going to send out an e-mail tomorrow detailing what the theme is. (Right now I'm thinking Gallic!)

If, for some reason, one absolutely cannot make Porchin' and yet one wishes for alternative entertainment, I have two free tickets to a prescreening of Hot Fuzz at Landmark Theater on E St. If interested, drop me a line!

posted at: 2007-04-05 01:23:10 with 0 comments

Earlier this week, in an effort to free up my evening, I decided precipitously to go to the gym in the morning. Let's be clear: I'm not a morning person by any stretch of the imagination or muscles. My typical (ideal?) gym time would be in the 8:00pm range, simply because it means I can watch Countdown with Keith for an hour which keeps my heart rate in an ideal range. Any later and I stray into Scarborough Country, which pushes me up to the purple heart level (apparently, the machines have detected that I am older than I used to be and thus, go purple prematurely in my opinion) and forces me to consider my own slightly askew past history of exercise. (LAX/BB -> XC/SOCCER -> CYCLING) Yet going in the morning presents a new set of problems. Let's ignore getting up at a godawful time in order to be there before 6 to be able to park outside for an hour without a ticket. Why?

Because the worst part is the people.

Somehow, someone decided that the 5:45am shift of the gym is the official over/underweight class category. Being a late-night gym goer, I'm used to the workaholics and those who seem to think that if they go for the final hour the gym is open, they won't have to work as hard or care what people think. But the morning wraiths are far, far worse.

You've first got your regular garden variety anorexic. Unlike in the afternoon and evening shifts, when one feels pure hatred for the 50 pound person going 1.5mph on the stairmaster while reading the latest copy of vogue e-v-e-r s-o s-l-o-w-l-y, the people in the morning can start their routine at 5:30 promptly and work straight through to 7 or even 8 without getting too many dirty glances. (I am certain that, for a small percent of the population, possibly other anorexics and men who need female companionship, these people provide some bizarre spectacle of "beauty". For the rest of us, edward's rule is simple and straightforward: if I can break a bone of your body using only my two hands, you need to get help. Serious help.) Instead of pure hate, one is left with an overwhelming sense of guilt, as if (were it possible) instead of working out, I should be purchasing donuts at Krispy Kreme and distributing them.

At the other end of the scale, there are the people who are coming in terribly early because they obviously want to go in a less crowded time in order to minimize their discomfort at being out of shape. I empathize with these souls, as I'm always out of shape when I'm in the gym. Right? Because if I were in good shape, I certainly wouldn't be getting up at 5:30 to run over to the gym for god's sake! At the same time, due to my nasty competitive streak, while I'm easily able to blow past the skinnies in terms of calories burned (1200 in an hour? no problem for fat edward!) per hour, those with wider girth can make me look like a lightweight, stats wise.

The real issue, though, is the lack of ordinary people. Old/young, fat/skinny, rich/poor, you-name-today's-metric: the people who go to the gym in the morning tend to be both ends of the curve, leaving a nasty donut hole of aberration for the rest of us.

Of course, there are free machines at 5:45. And I can park outside for a full hour without paying.

On balance, the optimal solution is for the new Target/WSC/Best Buy in Columbia Heights to open soon. Once it does I can bid a not-so-fond adieu to the Dupont WSC and it's motley collection of gym characters.

posted at: 2007-04-05 01:17:11 with 0 comments

A must read story

For instance, The Note actually thought the Terri Schiavo right-to-die debacle was going to be a home run for Republicans. "[T]he Republican leadership seems to have succeeded in framing the discourse around a moral question," wrote The Note at the time, faithfully regurgitating GOP spin.

The Note thought Republicans were winning the post-Katrina spin war: "Mr. Bush still hasn't found his footing or his voice on this story, but his side clearly won the last news cycle in raw political terms."

During the 2006 congressional debate about withdrawing troops from Iraq, The Note thought the Democrats' anti-war agenda -- the same agenda that won them control of the House and Senate in November -- was a huge loser. In other words, they were "on the precipice of making Iraq a 2006 political winner for the Republican Party," in part because "Democrats remain united in their disunity, defensiveness, and distraction." That's right, The Note, deftly reading off Karl Rove's notes, announced Iraq was an electoral problem for the Democrats. ("If I were them," Halperin said of Democrats during a June 22, 2006, interview, "I'd be scared to death about November's elections.")

I enjoy the Note somewhat, but the blatant pro-administration bias does tend to grate at one's nerves. As a reflection of inside-the-beltway-conventional-wisdom, the Note is perfection, however. Only now, as fissures turn into chasms beneath the Bushies, does the Note's often derided prognostication seem quite so shameless in defense of the White House.

Thankfully, we still have Froomkin's excellent White House Watch which is just as insider-beltway, yet uses snark to hold the administration to account.

posted at: 2007-04-04 23:39:28 with 0 comments

today's random celebrity sighting: while walking on 14th street returning from a client this morning i passed within a foot of Don Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft!

posted at: 2007-04-03 09:03:16 with 1 comments

If you could kill one word from the English language, not because it is an "icky" word, but because it has been so badly misused or misunderstood, which word would you kill? My answer is, as usual, in the comments.

Please defend your choice.

posted at: 2007-04-02 17:35:46 with 1 comments

Was I at the ocean in March? You bet I was. Even dipped a toe or two into the water. Pair that up with some windy mini-golf and you have a delightful (if brisk) day at the beach.

The start of many weekends to come, hopefully.

posted at: 2007-04-02 15:08:53 with 0 comments

total number of pranks pulled by me yesterday: 2

total number of people pranked: 4

posted at: 2007-04-02 13:38:08 with 0 comments

I'm working on CSS issues with the site. Currently:

  1. things display in IE6 again, although everyone should use IE7
  2. IE7 isn't letting you click on the menu items on the left
  3. minefield is displaying the page correctly once more

Do you guys have any other weird display issues with the page? Add them in the comments.

posted at: 2007-03-26 19:48:10 with 0 comments

I've always been a fan of distributed computing projects, although I've preferred distributed.net to the now more popular folding@home

However, now that I've seen the new ps3 version of Folding@Home, I'm changing my tune. Check out the very cool images F@H displays while running. Each dot on the huge globe represents one single folding at home user in the world, and they're updated in real time. That lonely ps3 owner in mongolia is doing his part as well!

folding at home image

Nice, eh?

posted at: 2007-03-26 18:38:17 with 0 comments

Ed has brought up High Interest Saving Accounts or Money Market accounts a number of times. I think he started using ING or AIG, well one of the two. Anyway I thought I would pass on this excellent post from "Get Rich Slowly", again one of my new favorite sites. The post is talking about the best places to stick your un-invested funds to get the best return, check it out. As for yours truely I pretty much either invest my moneys are have a purpose for the money in my checking/savings account. If I don't have a purpose and I haven't invested the moneys I pretty much leave it in my Fidelity MoneyMarket account until I send it off to stock land.

posted at: 2007-03-22 11:18:52 with 0 comments

Ok so I have decided that I will no longer support the Easter Bunny. Instead I am going to start to support the Easter Bilby (see pic below). To find more about this awesome animal click here.

posted at: 2007-03-22 11:18:07 with 0 comments

A friend's blog.

posted at: 2007-03-22 09:10:39 with 1 comments

So as I walked back from lunch today I noticed an advertisement on a bus saying that customer's who came into H&R Block would receive 40% off their refund loan if they put the money on a new H&R Block credit card.

From the promotion itself:

Classic Refund Anticipation Loan If you don't need money today, you could get money in as little as 24 hours if you're approved for a Classic Refund Anticipation Loan (Classic RAL).¹ This year you could save up to 40% on the cost of a Classic RAL* when you load it on an H&R Block Emerald Prepaid MasterCard®. The H&R Block Emerald Card can save you money, add convenience, and can be safer than carrying cash. Plus, your H&R Block tax preparation fees are paid out of the loan, so you pay nothing out-of-pocket.

This is predatory lending at its worst: a company which had been making money preparing taxes (a task which many state governments offer for free, and for which the federal government could similarly offer, if it chose to) now offers loans to consumers for the tax refunds. So if the government owed me $500, I might get charged $50 for tax preparation, and then have to take out a loan for $450 (paying interest to H&R block at a certain rate, let's say 5%). If I move it to the credit card, then that same $450 might have less fees but would go to an even higher loan rate which might begin earning even more money for H&R Block.

Keep in mind, we're talking about money the government owes consumers!

In an ideal world, the IRS would simply let everyone fill out their taxes online (or over the phone, as I used to do in the late 90s) and that'd be it. You'd get a refund check direct deposited in a few days.

The argument against the IRS doing this has always been that it's "meddling with private business" to do so. However, that argument is moot if H&R Block are using their services to, in essence, borrow against the government's supply of capital to charge fees to consumers. How many people will walk into H&R Block and spend all of their refund getting their taxes prepared and loaned back to them? That way, if the government is tardy at inserting the money, the consumer is on the hook for the loan!

Good credit is tough to obtain. Predatory practices don't help.

posted at: 2007-03-21 14:03:14 with 0 comments

Tilda pointed me to a Salon article about the Secret. It's worth a look.

Worse than "The Secret's" blame-the-victim idiocy is its baldfaced bullshitting. The titular "secret" of the book is something the authors call the Law of Attraction. They maintain that the universe is governed by the principle that "like attracts like" and that our thoughts are like magnets: Positive thoughts attract positive events and negative thoughts attract negative events. Of course, magnets do exactly the opposite -- positively charged magnets attract negatively charged particles -- and the rest of "The Secret" has a similar relationship to the truth. Here it is on biblical history: "Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, Moses, and Jesus were not only prosperity teachers, but also millionaires themselves, with more affluent lifestyles than many present-day millionaires could conceive of." And worse than the idiocy and the bullshitting is its anti-intellectualism, because that's at the root of the other two. Here's "The Secret" on reading and, um, electricity: "When I discovered 'The Secret' I made a decision that I would not watch the news or read newspapers anymore, because it did not make me feel good," and, "How does it work? Nobody knows. Just like nobody knows how electricity works. I don't, do you?" And worst of all is the craven consumerist worldview at the heart of "The Secret," because it's why the book exists: "[The Secret] is like having the Universe as your catalogue. You flip through it and say, 'I'd like to have this experience and I'd like to have that product and I'd like to have a person like that.' It is you placing your order with the Universe. It's really that easy." That's from Dr. Joe Vitale, former Amway executive and contributor to "The Secret," on Oprah.com.

Placing an order with the Universe, eh?

posted at: 2007-03-21 11:44:15 with 0 comments

This weekend was full of activities, yet the only one I'll mention is the discovery that a half shamrock, half chocolate shake is delicious.

posted at: 2007-03-19 17:35:58 with 0 comments

image of minefield logo

And yes, things do look different in the future!

posted at: 2007-03-15 10:23:58 with 0 comments

So, everyone, congrats go out to Ron, who is now an official Racing President!

posted at: 2007-03-14 15:32:15 with 1 comments

I love the site "Get Rich Slowly". Just about one of the best websites out there. Open and honest the author really discusses issues with regard to debt that matter and relates them to himself. In this article he talks about tax returns and the pros and cons of getting a large one. His points are valid, but the truth of the matter for me is I will always use my taxes as a savings account. I can not think of any worse position to be in then owing taxes at the end of the year. Shoot not only do I take 0 deductions but I also give an extra $20 a pay check. A lot of people like to point out the mathematics behind it and always bring up how you are loosing money. I of course like to bring up how I would have not saved said money and just spend it. Now that isn't to say I don't save money what I get after taxes I do but this is that little extra that adds up. For the author he only made ~$2,300 in tax returns but think about it if you had received that in a pay check it would have been $88 bucks. Now I ask you beyond your normal savings would you really save that extra 88 bucks. Plus now you are playing a game with the Feds, you might owe you might not. I sure would hate to get a bill in February rather then a check. In the end like most financial issues I am finding that it comes down to your own personal comfort level. This is why most people don't understand why I want to pay off my house so bad. IT IS DEBT! But most people would look at me and say oh but think of all the interest you would loose if you didn't invest the money. Again its all about what makes a person happy and being debt free makes me happy.

posted at: 2007-03-13 11:34:54 with 0 comments

Guns

Your thoughts?

posted at: 2007-03-09 14:59:04 with 1 comments

Yes, it's true: I left the toaster oven set to "broil" at lunch today.

No, the building was not evacuated.

posted at: 2007-03-08 12:50:19 with 0 comments

So yesterday I attended the Racing Presidents Tryout for the Washington Nationals. Yes I was just as awesome as you could imagine. I won't know until tomorrow if I will get the job or not but here is hoping. I think I left a pretty good impression, and they seemed to remember me when I went in for the individual interview. Here are some pics:

posted at: 2007-03-08 10:14:07 with 1 comments

So one of my favorite sites has an awesome post about a new documentary that covers credit card companies. Read the whole post because he brings up some really good pros and cons. As someone who has just gotten out of the credit card debt circle I can tell you the relief of not having a payment due every month is great. The movie will be at the E-Street Theater this Friday, I was thinking maybe going to the 5:30 showing if anyone is up for it. If you haven't been reading this site you should start by the way.

posted at: 2007-03-06 15:56:37 with 1 comments

the only negative thing about winning the house and the senate was the fear that if things continued to go badly for america, the democrats would suffer.

thankfully, that has not been the case:

from libby's conviction to the ongoing scandal at Walter Reed to the still expanding probe into the fired US Attorneys, Democrats have used their power to shine a bright light on the failures of this administration.

we can only hope the good work continues...

posted at: 2007-03-06 14:08:32 with 1 comments

I need this.

posted at: 2007-03-06 09:59:02 with 0 comments

Think anthropologie is boring?

Well, then, you're not thinking enough:

redrum in anthropologie

See, any place can be fun as long as they have movable letters and are in a high-traffic mall like Georgetown Park!

posted at: 2007-02-28 17:24:28 with 0 comments

I noticed in a recent news article that Rudy Giuliani's spokesperson refers to him as "the mayor":

A spokeswoman, Maria Comella, said Mr. Giuliani was not avoiding difficult questions, noting that it was still early in the campaign and that “the mayor’s travel has just started to pick up.”

“The mayor will be at a wide variety of events that will put him in front of voters where he will answer their questions,” Ms. Comella said.

I know that etiquette calls for addressing a former president as "Mr. President" (and the same is often done for other former high-ranking officials, e.g., "Mr. Ambassador"). The appropriateness of referring to a former mayor as "the mayor" is less clear to me. I certainly wouldn't call John Edwards "the senator" or Mitt Romney "the governor."

posted at: 2007-02-24 09:31:17 with 0 comments

So I was talking to Ed about this site today. Its called Prosper.com and the idea is you start an account and then you become the bank. You choose who you want to invest in and loan money to. You can choose the amount you want to loan also. The borrower puts the amount they need the interest rate they are willing to pay. I got the sit e from "Get Rich Slowly" which is an excellent site for money management.

posted at: 2007-02-22 10:38:35 with 2 comments

After starting my exploratory comity a couple of weeks ago, it is official I will be running to become one of the next Former Presidents of the United States. I literally have to run a race to become one of the Washington National Racing Presidents. My tryout is in the beginning of March so wish me luck, and who knows I might just make it and then see you at a game.

posted at: 2007-02-21 13:28:17 with 0 comments

from now on, members of the GOP will be known as REPLICANS.

be warned!

posted at: 2007-02-20 13:40:16 with 2 comments

the weekend was fairly uneventful, except for a large attack of ICE.

while on a trip to a local target down route 66, a large minivan in front of me had an entire block of roof ice fly up in the air. the speed at which it took off was enormous, leading me to believe i could drive underneath the several-inch-thick sheet.

i was wrong.

a second after it took off, the ice sheet slammed full force into a overpass, breaking into a few smaller pieces and falling down right onto the cloth top of my car.

ugh.

luckily, no major damage was sustained.

as the evening drew to a close, the car fully stocked with wegman's booty, tilda and i made our way quickly onto the gw parkway. too quickly!

as the cars in front of us slowed, i realized the lightly frosted road was, in fact, completely iced over. the dynamic stability control system began to kick in and the engine began to cut-off erratically.

the car started to slide.

nervous now, i disabled the DSC and proceeded to slide my way up to the intersection of 123 and the GW, where i felt the road had to get better.

i was wrong.

the car lost control completely, slamming into the left side of the parkway, repeatedly. i managed to get some measure of control back and started slowly climbing the numerous hills i'd never noticed before. each hill left the car spinning, wheels barely getting traction. owners with 4 wheel drive vehicles sped up ominously, only to slow down when they realized the entire traffic group was poking around.

thankfully, the delicious foodstuffs were delivered to the district without mishap.

posted at: 2007-02-20 13:35:35 with 0 comments

werkz advice: skip it.

Going into Ghost Rider, I knew it was going to be bad. Obscure comic book character? Check. Somewhat talented actors phoning it in? Check. Lack of a believable plot? Check. Wacky religious references? You bet.

As a camp-fest, Ghost Rider is fine. If you feel compelled to watch it, I'd suggest being under the influence of as many drugs as possible. Why? The writing, the blocking, hell, the special effects! They all combine into a nauseating pulp. If I were you, I'd steer clear.

posted at: 2007-02-20 12:47:19 with 0 comments

I have discovered, mirabile dictu, that if the sun hits the building next to me, at just the right angle, it will reflect some sunlight into the interior office window I am next to.

Happiness is a clear blue sky.

posted at: 2007-02-16 10:18:19 with 0 comments

Olbermann keeps heating up.

Take that, Billo!

posted at: 2007-02-15 16:31:24 with 0 comments

Google Maps now has Metro Stops listed on them. I've wanted this feature ever since the maps were revealed.

posted at: 2007-02-14 15:53:55 with 1 comments

Happy St. Valentine's Day!

Or Lupercalia, if you like...

posted at: 2007-02-14 09:32:01 with 1 comments

Ok so you have to check this out. Here is the job description for the position I just applied for:
The Nationals seek part-time, seasonal staff to perform as the famous Racing Presidents.
Don't believe me well then just click on the link.

posted at: 2007-02-13 11:32:21 with 1 comments

According to the Post (the caption to the sixth picture in this slideshow), Obama made his big entrance onto the stage at the old Illinois Statehouse to the strains of U2. Does anybody know what song he used?

Somehow,it feels significant to me that we have entered an era of U2-generation candidates.

posted at: 2007-02-12 06:38:46 with 1 comments

This video explaining Web 2.0 is simply amazing:

Go check it out.

And grab Gran Paradiso while you're at it. It loads up pages fine, and uses Gecko 1.9

posted at: 2007-02-09 13:17:24 with 1 comments

Because I know you love it Ed:

posted at: 2007-02-09 11:12:27 with 0 comments

Sans-serif. Thoughts?

posted at: 2007-02-08 18:16:25 with 1 comments

My coworker just put it best by saying, "hey, did you hear that jessica nicole just died?"

posted at: 2007-02-08 17:01:48 with 0 comments

I rarely refer to work, but today I had the pleasure of having a user come up and inform his office that the internet "had been down since 11". He declared the situation "completely ridiculous" and things seemed bleak. To demonstrate the problem he showed me an e-mail which had bounced back from reaching him. Why? Because the sender forgot to append .com to his e-mail address.

Problem solved.

Now onto more fun fare: a delayed review of the Super Bowl ads. Stevenson failed to mention that both Coke ads, as well as the Izod ad, were old and not created for the superbowl. Or that the second Doritos commercial was far funnier than the first. And who couldn't like the Emerald nuts ad with Robert Goulet?

One things for sure: those chevrolet ads were awful.

posted at: 2007-02-07 15:22:18 with 0 comments

So let say you had the opportunity to live on a boat in the middle of the Pacific for 2 months on and then at home for one month. You had to do this for at least four rotations and you would come away with basically 2 to 3 times what your income is now and obviously you wouldn't have spent money on food or anything like that for the two months at sea, would you do it. Realize you would work 16 hour days and not see land for two months at a time and you would be stuck inside the ship for most of the time also. We aren't talking a cruise ship either. Well would you do it? Again remember you come away with a lot and I mean a lot of money on the other end, but you don't see friends or family for 8 months out of the year.

posted at: 2007-02-06 11:58:26 with 1 comments

So if you where wondering if the "Keep the Change" program from Bank of America is something to do, I would say yes. Now I normally keep all my change from cash transactions and then in January I take it all to get counted (At Chevy Chase Bank because they do it for free and have the machine right there). The great thing is I normally come away with something in the order of 200 bucks which is great. Now that I have applied that to my checking account I have seen similar results. In fact I opened the account about a year ago and have seen a savings of $138.79. While most people think it might be a waste of time and they ultimately would spend the money they save, it is just another easy way to tax yourself and save. Remember pay yourself first.

posted at: 2007-02-02 10:26:41 with 0 comments

This story just keeps getting weirder.

Menino is going on TV and insisting he's going to send a 27-year old artist to jail for not breaking any law, because his police department overreacted and wasted a million dollars feeding a media frenzy and terrorizing the population of his own city. That's a cowardly act of self-preservation, and were he not threatening the life of an innocent young man it would be laughable.

In order to be a "hoax" the ad agency would've had to be pretending to create bombs not little lite-brite things.

Regardless, go check out the movie and show your support for Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

posted at: 2007-02-01 12:45:15 with 1 comments

Jill brought this story to my attention:

(WBZ) CHARLESTOWN The Sullivan Square T station and a section of Interstate 93 North in Charlestown were shut down for about an hour Wednesday morning so police could remove and blow up a suspicious device.

A source close to the investigation told WBZ it was a "sophisticated electronic device" that somebody placed there for a reason. It was not an explosive device and police say it did not pose any danger to anyone.

Now, the kicker: go to the site and look at the picture of the device in question!

picture of mooninite bomb

That's right...they're doing it as hard as they possibly can!

posted at: 2007-01-31 13:30:39 with 2 comments

Dear CNN,

If you continue to insist that you have "the most news in the morning" will you kindly refrain from showing segments about Tyra Bank's weight or a racehorse being euthanized? They cheapened an otherwise somber morning show covering politics and the war in Iraq.

Note to programmers: the weather man should be the time for humor and lightheartedness. Everything else that is "news" is typically serious fare, for adults.

Sincerely,

Edward

posted at: 2007-01-30 13:20:48 with 0 comments

Highlights from this weekend:

  • obtaining vernor's despite the heights' giant being sold out of it
  • going bowling
  • snow!
  • watching bittorrent'd v.mars episodes

Lowlights from this weekend:

  • smokin' aces
  • bdc misadventures
  • republicans in the service industry

You guys?

posted at: 2007-01-29 16:42:54 with 1 comments

werkz advice: skip it.

I caught smokin' aces this weekend with Tilda. Despite artificially lowering my expectations, the movie itself failed to live up to the great cast. The main problem was simply the writing of Joe Carnahan and the somewhat idiotic casting (Ryan Reynolds makes no jokes? Alicia Keys as an ambivalent bisexual? Jeremy Piven acting depressed?)

Instead of a nail-biting explosion-laced witty-dialog laden affair, Shane Black-style, we instead get violence without humor, meaningless plot-twists that are foreshadowed hours in advance to the audience and almost no memorable lines or characters.

posted at: 2007-01-29 15:26:11 with 0 comments

Forrest noted today a few Democratic Pres/VP combinations:

Obama / Biden or Clinton / Richardson

And his personal suggestion:

Edwards / Biden

What do you guys think? I'm not a huge Biden fan...I actually think Edwards would, once again, make a great VP, but he'd never stoop so low. Richardson has some serious baggage, but the guy's akin to Rendell: a guy's guy who doesn't mince words.

My current favorite would probably be Obama/Clark. Clark's flameout last time around was almost entirely due to his early flatfootedness. Plus, it would defend against any criticism of Obama as "not seasoned enough", freeing Obama to go on the offense on almost all topics, something he's done before.

posted at: 2007-01-26 13:56:01 with 2 comments

If you're on facebook, go join obama's group. They're aiming for a million members, which would certainly be something to see...

While you're at it, all good Dems should join the Democratic Party group.

posted at: 2007-01-26 13:33:06 with 1 comments

Today's must-read:

Q Here's what Jim Webb, senator from Virginia, said in his Democratic response last night. He said:

"The President took us into the war recklessly. We are now, as a nation, held hostage to the predictable and predicted disarray that has followed."

And it's not just Jim Webb, it's some of your good Republican friends in the Senate and the House, are now seriously questioning your credibility because of the blunders, of the failures. All right, Gordon Smith --

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Wolf, Wolf, I simply don't accept the premise of your question. I just think it's hogwash. Remember --

Q What, that there were no blunders? The President himself says there were blunders --

Read it all.

posted at: 2007-01-25 12:39:45 with 0 comments

Ever want to know the full list of gchat/googletalk (the chat feature inside gmail that uses the jabber protocol) smileys? Here they all are!

posted at: 2007-01-24 14:19:42 with 1 comments

A forgettable State of the Union speech, overall. No human-animal hybrids, or references to steroids. Overall, actually, quite a snoozer.

The one bright spot that I felt occurred afterward, with the Democratic response. For the first time in years, I felt like the Dems hit back hard and strong. Senator Webb's closing statement that if Bush didn't lead, that "we" would, was great. I'm glad that others agree with me.

posted at: 2007-01-24 12:59:38 with 1 comments

This worries me.

Good ads are a rarity in politics.

posted at: 2007-01-23 12:40:02 with 0 comments

So tonight, feel free to join me at Tonic, in the fond hope that we'll get to see the President issue a stirring call to arms for human-animal hybrids in the State of the Union speech.

On a more serious note, let's check those polls:

ABC News/Washington Post Poll. Jan. 16-19, 2007. Adults nationwide. MoE ± 3.

Do you approve or disapprove of the way George W. Bush is handling his job as president?

Approve 33 Disapprove 65

Do you approve or disapprove of the way Nancy Pelosi is handling her job as speaker of the House?

Approve 54 Disapprove 25

Wow. Pelosi is killing him! Something tells me the SotU won't help Bush out unless he makes his getaway in a hydrogen-powered car.

posted at: 2007-01-23 12:37:52 with 0 comments

I was waiting for the bus to take me home today when I noticed two WMATA employees chatting to passengers at the stop while simultaneously monitoring radio traffic on their sets. Apparently, a series of manhole covers had exploded on 16th st, derailing traffic.

As they stood and joked with the riders, a car driving down 14th st hit his horn in frustration that some pedestrians weren't walking fast enough. Immediately, one of the WMATA guys looked over and said to the car, "Hey, where do you think you are? New York? This ain't New York! That's not how we do it!" to which the other riders all chimed in with their stories of how New York drivers stank, or of "that time" they saw someone in DC incongruously hitting their horn in a non-DC fashion.

Second only to our habit of waiting in lines patiently, people here simply do not use their horns. It's what makes DC such a great city. (The downside is that this similar level of politeness extends to the metro escalator system...DC riders never do more than simply cough when someone stands on the left-hand side)

posted at: 2007-01-22 19:29:40 with 0 comments

If it's going to be this cold, it should snow. Falling snow in DC make the entire town seem different, somehow.

I'm hoping it will stick, but for all of you complaining about the cold, here's some july grass to keep you up:

grass in july

For now, I'm hoping for more white flakes.

posted at: 2007-01-21 13:34:39 with 0 comments

For some of us, MLK day comes late. But an icy cold sunny day is a good way to spend it.

posted at: 2007-01-19 10:10:21 with 0 comments

And, if you had your head buried in the sand this morning, you may have missed the news that Obama is in. Count me on his team.

In somewhat less-than-inspiring-news, it appears Emily's List will support Sen. Clinton Ugh.

posted at: 2007-01-16 12:08:33 with 0 comments

The Democratic wave keeps coming:

WASHINGTON — Sen. Wayne Allard said today he will honor his term-limits pledge and leave at the end of 2008, creating a replacement fight that should turn Colorado into one of the country’s biggest electoral battlegrounds.

We'll make Colorado solid blue yet, courtesy Udall and his impressive lineage.

posted at: 2007-01-16 11:26:39 with 0 comments

today's question: does anyone know of any good unzoned streets in DC to park along? MtP has evergreen terrace...but besides that, I don't know of any others. do you guys have any knowledge of places for non-residents to leave their cars at?

posted at: 2007-01-15 15:53:11 with 0 comments

The fact that it's supposed to reach 70 degrees today is unbelievable. Sure, it's supposed to drop to frigid temperatures in a few days, but the important point is that it's the result of climate change, not global warming.

I took my old one-handed watch into the watch repair shop last week to get the battery replaced. To my chagrin, they informed me that the battery was fine but that it needed "to be cleaned" which would cost $80. With no other choice, I left the watch with them.

This weekend I returned for the watch and discovered, mirabile dictu, that the watch now had three hands. I expressed surprise to which the watch repair man said, cryptically, "this is the new version...that's what they sent us". I explained that there was no "new version" of my watch, and that it only had one hand. He countered that perhaps they could just remove the second and minute hand. My retort was simple: find and put the old hand back on. After ten fruitless minutes of searching, he finally found the old hand and said that they needed another couple of days to fix things.

So at this point I've already been to the watch repair place 2 times, with a third coming, and an $80 bill, only to see them mess up the entire point of my old watch.

It's enough to make me hot. But that's what the weather is for, right?

posted at: 2007-01-15 12:57:40 with 0 comments

So during lunch I fixed one of the major problems plaguing the site: where a very short article would artificially make the site boxes go haywire.

Yes, it was a simple css hack.

Next up? Getting IE7 to behave. And this I feel will be a far more difficult struggle.

posted at: 2007-01-12 13:12:37 with 0 comments

Now that vantage scoring is in place, I checked my credit. Currently, I'm at a 864, which is a "B" under vantage scoring. All I need is 36 more points and I'm in "A" range. The problem? Here's what they told me:

Your report does not show any usable/valid real estate loans, such as a mortgage. Having valid real estate loans with good payment history as part of your credit history can have a positive impact on your credit score. (50)

The sum of balances on your credit card accounts is too high. Having high balances on your credit card accounts has a negative impact on your credit score. (BN)

Your report shows that the available credit across your open, recently reported revolving accounts, such as a credit card, is too low. Having low available credit amounts on revolving accounts has a negative impact on your credit score. (RL)

Your report shows that the time since your oldest revolving account, such as a credit card, was opened is too short. Having revolving accounts open for a longer period of time can have a positive impact on your credit score. (RP)

Buying a house? Get older? We'll see. Only four months left until my next update.

posted at: 2007-01-11 14:17:53 with 0 comments

After a long drought, some much-needed good news on the Democratic convention front:

The labor pains were hard, but the DNC finally has its 2008 convention city locked down: Denver.

A Democrat who was briefed said that chairman Howard Dean made the final decision yesterday, weeks later than planned. DNC comm. dir. Karen Finney declined to confirm the choice.

Colorado is a marquee states for Democrats, who have, in the past two years, gobbled up the governor's mansion, control of the state legislature, and two congressional seats.

Denver represents the future of the Democratic party: inclusive, high-tech, and progressive. We already have a great base there, and avoiding holding the convention in NYC was a must. Hopefully the planners in Denver have gotten their act together from their first proposal.

Now I just need someone to score me tickets!

posted at: 2007-01-11 12:35:04 with 2 comments

'werkz review: go see it!

It's been a very long time since my last movie review. But after checking out Pan's Labyrinth last night, I felt it was time to get back in the game. The combination of an advance (free!) screening was too much to pass up, especially when combined with Tilda's snark while forced to wait in line for an hour to get in.

The story is definitely not aimed for kiddies. It's more of an old-school Brother's Grimm (the german original completed with plenty of blood and gore) tale, juxtaposed with the horrors of the Spanish Civil War. The odd mixing of fantasy and reality leaves one somewhat disturbed.

Overall, though, the movie works well. del Toro keeps things bloody and violent, but not exploitative. At no point do any scenes feel forced, which is odd, considering the large amount of fantastical scenes contained. From start to finish, the movie is made well. Go check it out!

posted at: 2007-01-11 12:26:26 with 0 comments

Remember when Congress, you know, enacted new laws? Well, it turns out they're getting back into the swing of things now that the Dems have control.

Voting 299 to 128, congressional Democrats, backed by scores of Republicans, delivered on a key part of their "100 hours" agenda. The nearly 300-page anti-terrorism measure sets new mandates to scrutinize air- and ship-borne cargo, send more federal aid to areas at the greatest risk of terrorism, improve emergency communications, fight nuclear proliferation overseas, and strengthen a civil liberties watchdog board.

Wouldn't it be great if they could keep up this pace (the whole 5 day work week, etc.) for beyond the first 100 hours?

And why are people concerned that it's "too expensive" to do port security? I for one would feel safer if every cargo container was inspected.

posted at: 2007-01-10 12:09:56 with 1 comments

damn

image of iphone

Never has my love for symbian and nokia been so sorely tested...

posted at: 2007-01-09 14:35:09 with 1 comments

BD's calorie calculator wasn't built with me in mind.

posted at: 2007-01-09 12:10:54 with 0 comments

Ugh. I just realized that IE7 not only makes the site look awful, but reduces the functionality to zero. Time to bust out the coding skills again...

posted at: 2007-01-09 12:05:06 with 0 comments

Working as much as I'm doing now, unfortunately, has cut down on my posting abilities. I'm going to try to get some additional people rights to post in the interim to help out.

For now, check out best buds Bush and Abramoff.

Or typophile.

posted at: 2007-01-09 11:43:31 with 1 comments

and, yes, the site was broken. it's fixed now, so resume posting, kids!

posted at: 2007-01-02 18:28:08 with 0 comments

Being funemployed for so long clearly made me long for a break. But the week of sloth is now over, so it's back to work.

That, of course, means plowing through the over 500 e-mails I received since 12/25. Ugh.

posted at: 2007-01-02 09:05:59 with 0 comments

obviously, over the holidays, i wasn't as diligent as i should've been in getting stuff onto the site. so let me just thank forrest for contributing something in my absence, and say that i'll work next week to keep throwing items up.

now back to my pre-new-years-work: finding a hambone and chex mix for eating purposes tomorrow!

posted at: 2006-12-31 11:43:53 with 0 comments

Thanks to brad, I now have a ps3. Watching a 1080p bluray movie on my new tv now brings it all together: perfect video and audio.

posted at: 2006-12-31 11:39:55 with 0 comments

Canada just deported a Russian sleeper agent who had cultivated a false Canadian identity for the past ten years.

The Canadians were very Canadian about it: "We understand that these things go on in the world; the Russians understand that also," said Public Safety Minister Stockwell Day.

Apparently these things do go on in the world: China has a thousand agents in Canada alone to keep an eye on Falun Gong and steal commercial secrets.

The suspicion is that the Russian agent was developing a Canadian identity so that he could operate as a Canadian in other countries.

Here's an interesting story from the last time Canada deported Russian sleeper agents.

posted at: 2006-12-28 07:28:22 with 0 comments

One of the coolest things about my new office is that the building we're in hosts the Center for American Progress. We actually co-locate with them, which means that occasionally I run into cool people like Senator Daschle in the halls. As Brad would say, "outrageous!"

posted at: 2006-12-18 14:36:10 with 0 comments

Dollars vs. Cents. Hilarious, even if it's only audio:

Go listen!

aside: this is why I could never support Marie John for Mayor...anyone associated with Verizon's management is suspect in my mind

posted at: 2006-12-18 08:41:22 with 0 comments

The Danger Fan is dead. Long live Son of Danger Fan! (no pix)

posted at: 2006-12-18 08:21:18 with 0 comments

So yesterday I was talking about how I had a problem with some of my bread, it was to dense, I wanted to try out using a higher protein flour and see if it improves my results. Well I did it last night and sure enough that was the trick. I also tried starting with a smaller amount of flour and adding till I got the right mix. It turns out that the higher protein does great a lot more bubbles in the bread and those bubbles are much larger giving me the right texture for a sandwich bread. The pic below shows this to a "T". For a full set of pics from this loaf here is the link. Today with my day off I am trying without any real instructions but the basics of what I have to create a good whole wheat loaf. I was reading about this the other day and they say that you have to use the bread flour and whole wheat flour in a 2 to 1 ratio pretty much so I sent with that and things are looking good. I also added a Tbsp of light brown sugar instead of just 3 Tbsp of honey homing to get it a little sweater to off set the whole wheat. Those pics are on there way soon enough. If you want me to make you some bread just let me know, I have a whole bunch of great recipes working right now so I can probably find something you will like.

And special for the dredwerkz here are some pics of my first customer.

posted at: 2006-12-15 15:14:02 with 2 comments

So I am trying to come up with names for the bakery. Here is what I like "The District Breads" or just "District Breads". So come on what are your thoughts.

posted at: 2006-12-14 12:24:44 with 0 comments

Simply amazing.

Democrats now have 233 seats in the 110th congress, more than Republicans have had since 1952. the Republican "revolution" never secured this large a majority in the House. We beat them. We did better than they ever did. So much for the vaunted Republican political machine, which recorded record voter contacts, record fundraising, and record early voting this cycle. With their best effort, we beat them harder than they ever beat us. With FL-13, we could make our total in the House 234.

Go Dems!

posted at: 2006-12-13 14:17:37 with 0 comments

So here are all the pics I promised Ed. So the first set is of the completed bench minus the stain and paint. The second set of pics is of my new and semi decorated Christmas Tree. The last couple pics are more of the wall, they are actually on the last page of the wall set. Note the very last one which is an outlet in the ceiling, how nice is that.

posted at: 2006-12-12 10:03:09 with 2 comments

You know when it's time to get new contacts? When you spend at least five minutes every couple of hours poking your eye to rotate a contact so that the protein deposit moves out of the center of your vision.

Thankfully I have health insurance once again.

posted at: 2006-12-12 09:39:15 with 0 comments

Howard Kurtz isn't a bad guy, but he does say remarkably idiotic things sometimes.

In ancient Rome, being a citizen mean one held certain rights that could never be taken away. T.J. helped expand this idea, namely, that certain rights were inalienable. But regardless of how you slice it, the very idea that an American citizen could be denied the right to a trial is noxious. What else have so many shed their blood for if not this?

posted at: 2006-12-05 13:25:57 with 0 comments

As Sean pointed out to me, this DCist story is hilarious. Not for the article, of course, but the myriad of angry comments that follow. One gem:

Dos Gringos = the worst place in America. Dogwood bark has no place in a six-dollar "fruit bowl," "iced coffee" does not mean "please pour boiling coffee into a cup of ice to make tepid latrine swill," and doucherockets who quite clearly don't want to be bothered by customers shouldn't, you know, front a business.

Dear benevolent God: please smite this place with extreme prejudice and replace it with a chicken and waffles shack, or at the very least, a smoldering tire fire.

Indeed. Particularly amusingly, most MtP residents (white, yuppie MtP residents, that is) want the "idea" of Dos Gringos. They just hate the execution. I don't like the "idea" or the execution.

posted at: 2006-12-05 10:10:27 with 0 comments

One day down...x number of days to go. Today should be mercifully more smooth than yesterday, insha'allah.

posted at: 2006-12-05 08:59:58 with 1 comments

Much ado about Senator Webb's interaction with the President this week. George Will's was perhaps the most prominent voice critical of Jim Webb. As is his wont, Will quickly turns from substantive criticisms of Webb to criticisms of his use of the English language in an unrelated column in the Wall Street Journal. Will's facility with language is a primary reason why he has been able to turn himself into the best-known policeman of usage and grammar, and his linguistic criticisms here are all technically correct. But as when he pedantically inserts "[sic]" after Webb's spoken reference to "them" whom he would like to get out of Iraq, Will seems to willfully blind himself to the context of Webb's statements.

Webb did not intend "them" to refer to his son alone, so "[sic]" is inappropriately deployed. Instead, Webb intended to change the subject from his son to all of the men and women serving in Iraq. Why? I can't read Webb's mind, but unlike Will, I won't blind myself to the context. Asking after a person's loved one in harm's way seems a benign and even considerate thing to do. But the President has used facially benign actions in bullying ways before, and that's how his question to Webb feels to me. (Other examples include his cute, but frequently demeaning, nicknames for subordinates--"Turdblossom" is the most famous--and his physical interactions with people like John McCain--I've seen photos of Bush putting his arm not around McCain's shoulders, but instead something that can only be described as over McCain, with his body language clearly asserting dominance).

If the President was aware that Senator Webb's son is serving in Iraq (as of course he was), he was also aware that his apparently innocent question was aimed at a subject matter on which the Senator and the President fervently disagree. And he should have been aware of Webb's stated refusal on the campaign trail to talk about specifics regarding his son. When Bush asked, "How's your boy," I believe that he was hoping to force the conversation into an area where he could control its terms and tenor, limiting where Webb could take the conversation. My perception is reinforced by the President's petulant and aggressive response when Senator Webb didn't play along: "That's not what I asked you." A person truly motivated by concern for the well-being of another's loved one would have accepted that Webb wanted to change the conversation from the specifics of his son's condition.

posted at: 2006-12-02 10:06:31 with 1 comments

It sadly seems my days of funemployment may come to an end soon. On the bright side, I may have scored a gig downtown, meaning my year-and-a-half long exodus from the post-work social scene may finally be over. Hooray!

posted at: 2006-11-28 16:08:04 with 1 comments

It's simply amazing. The past several days, through all of the thanksgiving break, and into this week, have been warm with blue skies.

Yesterday, after dropping my car off to be serviced (ah, the busy life of the funemployed) in Towson, I parked and read for a bit, the top down on my loaner, appreciating the weather.

I'm certain that, were I trapped inside, I'd rail against the cruelty of a world in which I had to sacrifice working against such a lovely day. Fortunately, though, I don't have to. Instead I'm here, typing on my...

posted at: 2006-11-28 10:53:35 with 0 comments

It's not the tryptophan talking, but there are few nicer sights than watching a properly roaring fire descend, bit by bit, into embers, before one's eyes. To the end, flames still eat up each morsel until the light and life of the fire is consumed. At which point, of course, it is time to retire.

posted at: 2006-11-26 00:37:59 with 0 comments

Brad has discovered what he is afflicted with.

posted at: 2006-11-20 16:45:02 with 0 comments

After several weeks, I've finally managed to get my house back to a reasonable semblance of what it used to look like. Cables have been managed, various electronic pieces have been shelved, and the usual kipple has been crammed into boxes I do not have time to go through, funemployment notwithstanding.

On that note, Tuesday Porchin' is back in effect tomorrow evening, so drop by!

posted at: 2006-11-20 11:25:17 with 0 comments

Hey all! I'm back from London & Prague. Deborah, I'm happy to report my German, while terrible, is good enough to handle the Swiss security screeners during my layover in Zurich.

Those of us who like to keep track of the intelligence community might want to listen to last Friday's Marketplace. Go to minute 19:20 to hear about major issues in recruiting, staffing, contracting, and outsourcing in the spook world.

Also, remember that I said you should get an HD radio, but couldn't tell you why? Now I can. As you can read here and here WAMU is now broadcasting WTMD on its HD Channel 2. So yours truly is now part of a D.C. institution...

posted at: 2006-11-20 11:10:54 with 0 comments

Today's quote:

"I have lost count of my enemies."

posted at: 2006-11-16 15:46:25 with 0 comments

I love James Carville. But his recent comments are simply wrong.

Carville, during coffee and rolls with political reporters today, said Democrats could have picked up as many as 50 House seats, instead of the nearly 30 they have so far.

The reason they didn’t, he said, is the Democratic National Committee did not spend some $6 million it could have put into so-called “third tier” House races against vulnerable Republicans.

Democrats and Republicans like to think that "money = votes". From fundraising as an indicator of political power, to ad buys as a signifier of strength, the current system revolves around money.

But let's take one example, my current favorite, to highlight the error of this approach. In the final week of the campaign, the DCCC decided that it would dump $3 million into one race in Illinois, where Tammy Duckworth, the preferred DCCC candidate, was running.

Illinois-6 is in an expensive media market, and because Rahm decided to spend $3 million there, I'd expect at least a win. But we got nothing. Zero. Duckworth went down, despite looking great on paper and using ad buys.

As the folks at MyDD point out, advertising != votes in an election. The sooner we realize this, the better off we'll be as a party. Parties win elections because they have good candidates who are inspiring, and issues voters care about. They don't win because they have more money and can simply advertise people to death.

My conclusion is this: the DCCC worked hard, and fought well. But if we're going to spend 85% of our money on television advertisements, they beter work. And right now, they're not working.

posted at: 2006-11-16 10:47:59 with 0 comments

It won't let me delete the fact that I posted the previous article twice, so I'm editing it into something completely different so no one will ever know. I totally meant to do this. Honest.

posted at: 2006-11-09 22:08:26 with 0 comments

Tonight, while walking to my yoga class, I noticed a large George Allen sign attached to a railing which appeared to have been defaced. At first, I thought the graffiti was random scribbling, but then upon closer inspection realized that someone had taken red spray paint and written "IS A MACACA" all across the sign.

Oh, how the mighty fall... and oh, how I wish my cell phone had a better camera!

posted at: 2006-11-09 22:07:54 with 0 comments

raise your glasses, 'werkzites...

posted at: 2006-11-08 07:20:07 with 2 comments

Much like an amoeba, or some sort of silly utopian economic theory, a campaign gulps up volunteers, treats them as resources, and allows them to optimize their own work load.

People can work hard, or not. They can do useful tasks, or not. But in the end, all the work gets done, so somehow, despite a complete lack of centralized management, everything works out. There's a loose hierarchy, to be sure, but in almost every case, whenever one volunteer wishes another volunteer to do something, they ask politely, "hey, if you have a free second, would you mind doing this? thanks so much!" It's such a transition from the corporate world that it's odd to even contemplate.

American business is built like an army unit, with orders flowing from the top down. Yet in a campaign, those orders still flow from to bottom yet are wedged between profuse thanks and gratitude. Best of all, almost all volunteers can be replaced by other volunteers, despite the varying jobs.

There are exceptions, of course. Within a few days, the rumor got around that I was an IT person, at which point most people stopped passing the buck when it came to any computer issues and simply went to me. But specialized knowledge is rare in a campaign. One person could be putting up signs one hour, manipulating a spreadsheet the next and matching printed maps to walk routes later in the evening.

Yet it all gets done.

Today was incredibly busy (I overestimated how little we had left to do) but at the end of the day, we look like we're going into the final day with our bases covered. There are still plenty of chances for us to screw up...with tons of vans carrying tons of volunteers, a few are sure to get lost, or take the wrong packet, or turn back early.

Yet for the first time in several years, I'm quietly confident. We'll see if my feeling is correct. It's long past time we notched a win or two.

posted at: 2006-11-07 01:14:16 with 0 comments

The rallies yesterday were simply amazing. It's always weird to see things come together, especially at the last minute. (Although, I will note, that I'm happy all the work I did today preparing packages for Tuesday means tomorrow should be much, much easier than Saturday afternoon.)

Both venues my partner and I worked crowd for were basically sold out. Which means we did a good job (even if it was mostly thanks to her, not me...I'm still the laziest campaign person around) and got some good press. We didn't get as many volunteers as I'd have liked, but in at least one case, the reason was that other campaigns poached our lists. Which, though annoying, at least means more boots on the ground stumping for Dems, even if they're not combined with the state party effort.

I'll try to throw up some photos once I get back into town. For now, it's more scut work until Tuesday, when the machine we've been building will finally be tested out. I can't wait.

posted at: 2006-11-05 18:11:31 with 0 comments

So after a couple of days planning a large series of rallies on Saturday, some person (insert inappropriate word in place of person) setup a robo-call to alert 15,000 people of the rallies. Conveniently, they gave out the wrong time...but not for all of the rallies, just the ones I've been working on.

Urgh.

Some, predictably, said that it was the GOP playing "dirty tricks". But no, it was just the Dems being idiots.

The good news is that a stupid Democrat is still smarter than an idiotic Republican...

posted at: 2006-11-03 14:11:18 with 0 comments

So I'm now setup here in scenic Montgomery County. It's less hectic than Philly, which is mainly because things seem to be running fairly smoothly (competent people abound around me!) and that's always nice to deal with.

In my local race for ANC, I discovered that the former commissioner is annoyed that I impugned his service (unintentionally) so that was a fun hot potato to deal with this morning. If he rallies tons of people out against me, well, let's just say I won't be too happy.

Politics, politics, politics. What could be more fun?

posted at: 2006-11-02 17:06:07 with 0 comments

Well, I'm off to Philly for the election. So that means you guys need to help me keep the site crescent-fresh, okay?

posted at: 2006-11-01 10:47:09 with 0 comments

It's All Hallow's Eve.

Temperature estimate for today: a high of 75!

Top down. Blue skies. I've never needed so much perfection just to get back to even.

posted at: 2006-10-31 11:02:08 with 0 comments

I voted today. Apparently, in DC, you can absentee vote in person (yes, somewhat oddly) at any point now.

Nothing beats being able to vote for yourself on a ballot! Now I just need to pepper the neighborhood with signs and start canvassing.

posted at: 2006-10-25 17:45:38 with 0 comments

The other day, I watched this episode of South Park, which took place largely within, and was animated by, the World of Warcraft online game.

It’s a great episode. (Lately some of Parker and Stone’s best works have been parodies, most notably the episodes based around The Lord of the Rings and anime). And its use of WoW is fiendishly original. But it made me realize a major deficiency in my pop cultural knowledge.

I don’t play video games.

It’s not that I don’t play them much. I mean to say that I don’t play them practically at all. In fact, I can’t—I literally do not have the physical acumen to use many of the new controllers. In first-person shooters, I can run and fire or aim and fire, but not both. (Even when I played Marathon on the Mac, I relied on heading straight in the direction of my enemies.) As for Dance Dance Revolution, forget it. Even Donkey Konga—you know, the game where you beat out rhythms on bongo-like controllers? I can’t do it…and I’ve played percussion in a professional orchestra!

This deficiency goes back a ways. I was decent at Atari 2600, Odyssey2, and Coleco, but I never had a Nintendo. I beat Zelda on an emulator and I’ve never made it all the way through Marios 1 & 3 without cheating. On my computer, there’s only Solitaire, Snood, and Bejeweled.

The games keep getting better. Their importance grows. Being featured on a game is now as good for a band as showing up on Grey’s Anatomy. The webcomics and shows I watch are obsessed with WoW, EverQuest, and Kingdom of Hearts. And those tumbleweeds you see in Yahoo! Groups and your favorite message boards are the result of everyone leaving to buy real estate in Second Life.

Am I alone? Do you feel left out? Or are you plugged in? What are you playing? What games drive your mental landscape the way music, TV, and films drive mine?

posted at: 2006-10-25 13:50:56 with 0 comments

Tilly and the Wall are part of Conor Oberst’s Omaha posse. If that works for you, great, if not, don’t hold it against them. The thing that most sets them apart from similar indie acts is their emphasis on nontraditional percussion—specifically, the use of a tap dancer instead of a drum kit. Today’s Track You Should Be Listening To Right Now, “Bad Education” is the recent Bottoms of Barrels’s single about a transvestite. Handclaps, horns, Spanish guitar stylings, and Jamie Williams infusing her usual tap with flamenco beats round out the piece to a very full and ebullient work.

The best place to hear “Bad Education” is probably their website, in the Videos section. Or you can join me at the Black Cat this Wednesday (10/25) to see them in person.

Also, while I would not dream of taking bodies away from Porchin’, in the interest of the public good I should mention that British rockers Mojave 3 are playing the Black Cat the day before (that’s tomorrow, 10/24). If you don’t know their work, I recommend listening to “Some Kinda Angel” from 1998’s Out of Tune, or their recent “Breaking the Ice” from Puzzles Like You.

(I should note that while I automatically tend to link to Wikipedia—because it’s easy to read, it usually has links to both the band’s site and fan sites, and since doing so is almost price-of-entry these days—serious music lovers might prefer the detailed reviews and numerous sound clips at allmusic.)

Meanwhile, Bob the Angry Flower continues to offer perspective on American policies like torture.

In a comment to one of my previous posts Edward requested more pink hair updates. So just for him: pink hair plus animal ears! And this is, hands down, the best pirate song EVER.

posted at: 2006-10-23 11:53:31 with 1 comments

You have to try this.

Line Rider - beta by *fsk on deviantART

posted at: 2006-10-23 11:16:17 with 1 comments

to both of you!

posted at: 2006-10-20 10:51:03 with 1 comments

Signs you are a good capitalist:

  1. You cannot fit your new piece of electronic equipment into your mini cooper convertible.
  2. You are excited when the new Hermes tie catalog arrives.
  3. You lust after a refrigerator
  4. The phone you wish to have costs $700. No diamonds included.
  5. You sigh occasionally and wish you had more money.

In all seriousness, Brad's soon-to-be-revealed gift to me trumps all of the above.

posted at: 2006-10-19 17:25:27 with 2 comments

If Olbermann keeps putting out comments like this, I may have to rethink my antipathy toward cable news.

posted at: 2006-10-19 14:26:27 with 1 comments

I haven't been following the DC baseball saga much lately, except to note that the Lerners seem dead-set against making the area of town the new park will be built in an area of actual development.

The solution to creating a vibrant business district is to make the buildings near the new park contain enough development so that people are drawn there even when the baseball team isn't playing. The Verizon center is a good example of this: people are drawn for sporting events, but the movie theater, bowling alley, shops and restaurants ensure people will come to Gallery Place/Chinatown at all hours, on all days, regardless of whether the Wizards or Caps are playing.

I was somewhat disappointed to see Fenty siding with the Lerner's to get cheaper above ground parking built.

Mayor Anthony A. Williams (D) has pushed for the garages to be built below ground, leaving space to construct a mix of condominiums, shops and restaurants as an entertainment hub. The Nationals ownership group, headed by Bethesda developer Theodore N. Lerner, has lobbied for free-standing garages that are cheaper and easier to be completed in time for the 2008 season.

The city had agreed on a plan for developer Herbert S. Miller to build the garages along with mixed-use development. But that agreement collapsed last month when the two sides could not agree on financing.

Williams developed a new plan for underground garages, but the city's chief financial officer, Natwar M. Gandhi, ruled that the mayor's plan violated the stadium cost cap.

Fenty, who is expected to win easily in the Nov. 7 general election for mayor, sought to resolve the deadlock after several city officials appealed to him to get involved last week. On Tuesday, Fenty met with city officials and the Lerner group and settled on his proposal for the $56 million garages.

In my mind, the Lerners are going with the cheaper solution to save money. But in the long run, such a move could jeopardize the entire project. I didn't really weigh in because it seemed a zero-sum game: if building them below ground was too expensive, there's no way we could come out on top. Fenty's proposal for above ground parking costs $56 million alone.

But that was before I received an e-mail from Jim Graham this morning:

Today the Washington Post reported that I voted in favor of a plan for stadium parking financing. As the recorded roll call vote shows, that did not occur. I--along with five of my colleagues--voted "no". The final vote was 7-6, short of the nine votes supporters needed to pass this as an emergency.

I did so principally because I had no confidence in the $56 million price tag of the garage project, estimates that had been reportedly prepared by those who have given the contract to build the garage.

To my mind, this would have been a second opportunity for inflated initial costs perhaps followed by cost overruns.

Right now we are building in Columbia Heights a 1000 space garage--with ALL underground spaces unlike the proposal on the table yesterday--for under $40 million. That tells me that we need to scrutinize the projected $56 million cost for 900 above ground spaces (with only 300 below grade).

So if we can build a 1000 space parking garage below ground in Columbia heights for under $40, why does it cost so much more to do so in a currently vacant part of the city? (And keep in mind, the $56 was for above-ground parking!) Better yet, the team only needs 1225 parking spaces! So we're not talking about a huge amount of parking, regardless.

The Columbia Heights parking garage (and the entire project) will be completed well before the stadium. So something doesn't match up here. Fenty needs to redo the numbers (or perhaps Tony does, before he leaves office) to see if we can save the below-ground parking. For only 1225 spaces, it seems like an awful lot of effort has been expended:

Shortly before the vote, Williams expressed frustration: "Take any major project from the pyramids to Stonehenge. The stupid parking lot has taken more hours and meetings per parking space. It's incredible."

I concur.

posted at: 2006-10-19 14:25:35 with 0 comments

I'm not sure what creeps me out the most about these new Count Chocula boxes. The image, or the repetition, or what-have-you. Judge for yourself:

count chocula boxes

Back to the Ron and Dwight show, already in progress...

posted at: 2006-10-19 14:04:25 with 1 comments

As I mentioned in my last post, I got a Yaris recently. This means that for the first time since…um, ever…I have a decent sound system. I haven’t even used the MP3 jack yet, but I’m definitely rocking the radio and the CD player.

It’s no coincidence, then, that my interest in hip-hop, reggaeton, dub, and similar genres (typically passing spring/early summer fancies for me) has soared recently, because I finally have the tech to play them. As I phoned my friend after my first windows-down foray through Baltimore: “I’m finally who I always wanted to be: the over-privileged white guy going Office Space in the car next to you.”

So I have not one, but two Tracks You Should Be Listening To Right Now. The first is Damian “Junior Gong” Marley’s “All Night,” from Welcome to Jamrock. First time I heard it on WTMD’s Altered Fridays, I called up and demanded to know what it was before the first verse was even over. Then it got even better, with ghost beats and syncopation halfway through keeping the rhythm interesting and provocative, and the lyrical styling transforming into something fiercely island. A very nice track to turn up the excitement at a party, since it starts relatively straightforward, then segues into a hip-grinding surprise—always a valuable addition to the arsenal. I don’t yet know the rest of the album, but online reviews are favorable.

TYSBLTRN #2 is “Proletariat Blues,” by Seattle’s Blues Scholars (on Wikipedia here and MySpace here). This is rap you actually will feel justified blasting from your car, since it’s not about the experience of the streets but that of the cube farms—in a good way. I can’t find track samples from The Long March EP to link to you now, but if you ask me (or perhaps Forrest) politely, I’ll burn you a copy of the track.

Honorable mention goes to “Devil’s Pie” by Rhymefest. And while I would have to think long and hard before ever recommending Dave Matthews on these pages, I have to admit I’m enjoying his contribution to Jurassic 5’s “Work It Out” on Feedback.

Do you have an HD radio yet? You should. I highly recommend getting one, especially if you live in D.C. But I can’t tell you why. At least not until the ink is dry…

Meanwhile, the culture wars continue. Am I bad for not seeing much difference between this and this?

I’m a big fan of Gene Weingarten’s chats in the Post, especially when he references, as he did the other day, his Distinguished Ultra Male Behavior contest, won by friend and fellow Eph Seth Brown.

Finally, my friend B. takes very nice pictures of things smashing together. Specifically galaxies. Read more here.

posted at: 2006-10-19 11:58:06 with 0 comments

So I am reading the book "The J Curve" and it has an interesting analysis of how media can affect opinion. "But many people who live within left-side states often have greater faith in the media, because it speaks with a single clear voice whatever the effect of rumors on others." The left side of the curve it is referring to is a less open society. The part that interests me is the point about the willingness of people to believe the media if it presents a simple, clear, unified voice. While presenting news in this way makes life easy it also over simplifies situations. In our world there is no, yes or no, right or wrong, black or white, answer. I find it interesting though how our media seems to be headed in this direction. The only reason I bring this up is because I have been frustrated with the media as of late and their lack of interest in following stories through. I find it is easy for them to get out headlines and focus on it for a couple of days not delving to deep and then when a new story comes the previous disappears. There is never full explanation of the story most times, including history and multiple opinions. It is just frustrating that the media is able to glance over and simplify and obscure information. I tell you what knowledge only frustrates me more.

posted at: 2006-10-18 07:13:18 with 0 comments

A very reflective, geeky, and sci-fi intensive weekend (all in a good way). Sadly, my friend E. bailed on our trip to SPX, which was disappointing, since it would have been a lovely crisp Saturday afternoon for a road-trip. I ended up not going at all—E.’s company was more important to me than the comics (I already attended one convention alone this summer) and there were no particular artists I wanted to see, having already missed the Tony Millionaire and Scott McCloud talks.

Instead I hung out with my roommate S. and watched Serenity. I was pleased—thrilled actually—to see that he not only enjoyed it (when we paused for a snack break 30 minutes in, he was saying, “I’m really digging this”), but also that he was able to follow the story without having had the benefit of watching the series it had sprung from, Firefly. Even better, he’s now hooked enough that we wants to see the original show. Shiny, another covert!

Speaking of converts…. Sometimes I’m way ahead of the curve (my love for Fountains of Wayne pre-“Stacy’s Mom,” my Yaris), sometimes I’m scandalously behind (I’m a DJ and Mac user who still doesn’t own an iPod, and I’ve never scene Lost or Veronica Mars). Until this weekend, I had only seen one episode of Battlestar Galactica. Thanks to an impromptu gathering on Friday, I’m now caught up on this season’s new episodes and am debating going back to Season One.

Firefly never got past its first season, of course. It had the misfortune of being a great TV serial released just before network suits awoke to the changing role of TV as advertisement for the DVD—in fact, its success on DVD, along with The Family Guy’s, helped cause that very awakening. So it was sometimes painful for me to see how much BSG owed FF, especially in terms of the purposefully shaky camera work during ship battle scenes (the lens going in and out of focus, the frame losing and regaining the ship, purposefully advertising the presence of a “camera operator” to give it a verité feel). BSG learned well what FF discovered and what most directors have yet to learn: digital can make the world too clear, and that muddiness and fuzziness have a texture our eye accepts far more trustingly than super-clarity.

There are other connections between the two series as well—among them the construction of family, the search for or building of Earths old and new, and the role of faith. Serenity was also a very clear rebuke of neoconservatism (and, to a lesser extent, certain pieties of the Left as well). Serenity warned us that the attempt to forcibly make people better was futile and self-corrupting. Similarly, in a recent City Paper article Ian Grey writes, “Battlestar Galactica, meanwhile, is the show future media scholars will reference when trying to figure out what the hell was up with America after Sept. 11.” Having not seen Season One, I’m sure I’m missing numerous examples supporting that argument, but I certainly couldn’t miss the debate about suicide bombing in the few episodes I have seen. By making humans the occupied species, BSG wickedly puts us in the viewpoint of, and may even make us sympathetic with, the bombers. It’s an exercise in understanding the worldview of many of America’s enemies that no CNN talking head has seen fit to do. Meanwhile, the Cylons debate combating an insurgency—less force or more? What is strength? What is cooperation and what is collaboration?

So watch Firefly to understand the power of family, freedom, wit, and humor. Watch Serenity to see an indictment of the thinking leading to the war in Iraq. And watch BSG to see played out the agonizing drama of what to do now that we’re there, and the desperate, thrashing struggle to find a way out.

posted at: 2006-10-16 10:42:13 with 1 comments

Speaking of pink hair…

By now you all know that YouTube is doing for video what Napster did for music. And since we’re in an age of pastiche, a lot of YouTube consists of video mashups. Some are strictly video, like the dead-on Brokeback to the Future trailer, but many are fan-produced music videos. Anime music videos (AMVs) seem to have started the trend, but everybody’s doing it now. Some of them are good, others decidedly not.

One of my current bizarre obsessions is the music from the kids’ show Lazy Town (on the Web here and on Wikipedia here. (I stress “the music” because too much watching of the following videos will risk earning you a “dirty old man” label for reasons that will become adorably but disturbingly apparent.) All I can say is never before has baking a cake had such a note-perfect pop sensibility. Neither has dancing for the sake of dancing, for that matter.

Since LT’s songs are so polished, any fan vid involving the series has to be a cut above the rest. This version of “Little Butterfly” manages to do so nicely.

(By the way, LT is popular in several countries (it’s out of Iceland originally) so you can probably find versions of the songs in your favorite language—like Deborah’s beloved German here and here.)

Not into cake? Then let’s make a pie! U. Maryland and WMUC’s own The Tasty Habits play scrumptious tunes about pie, sleepovers, and that song the ripped off from The Cure. See Dan, Dean, and their drum machine tonight (Friday 10/13 at College Park) and often in the D.C. area.

posted at: 2006-10-13 10:30:42 with 2 comments

One of the unfortunate surprises of having my hobby turn into a second career is that, having joined the musiopopcultural complex, I no longer seem to have the time to comment on it. Nevertheless, I’m attempting to dive back in for the good of Ed and you fine readers.

And what better way to start than with Lily Allen? Big in the U.K. this summer, she’s a fresh voice for folks like me who like a good accent but (blasphemy!) never warmed to The Streets. Her album Alright, Still is a pleasure, especially early on. “Smile” is a fun look back at a good-riddance ex. “Knock ’Em Out” a nice dig at the over-friendlies of the bar scene. “LDN” (this entry’s Track You Should Be Listening To Right Now) is an interesting horn-filled homage to London whose full meaning is made clear that is best experienced in YouTube form. And given that most DW readers are coming to terms with our rapidly encroaching adulthoods, “Everything’s Just Wonderful”’s take on mortgages will likely be appreciated.

The album falters later on…too many tough girl songs that end up being way too chav for my taste. (Yes, I’m being classist. In this case I think it’s earned. Confidential to both Lily and the high schools girls who loiter in my ’hood: wearing hoop earrings that big makes you deserving of whatever elitist scorn may come your way, and were you ever to get into the fights you seem to always have the ’tude for, the first thing any assailant would do would be to rip them out of your ears. ’Kay?)

Despite these minor lapses, Alright, Still is more than worth it. Plus, Allen doesn’t yet seem to have really hit the states, so you’ll be the envy of your music snob friends when you spin it at parties.

Her website is here and her Wikipedia entry is here. And yay for pink hair and bunny ears.

posted at: 2006-10-13 10:27:06 with 0 comments

The continuing beautiful weather has seriously impacted my ability to stay on my computer and up to date with e-mail. On the plus side, I've cleaned out a room in my house, and driven around a bit. Here's a snap I took coming back from Home Depot the other night:

shrine of the immaculate conception

I know that DC law prevents driving while talking to someone on your cellphone...but does it prevent snapping pictures from a cellphone? At a stoplight?

posted at: 2006-10-13 09:59:50 with 1 comments

Yes, the website is having problems.

Yes, I'm working on them.

posted at: 2006-10-13 09:33:38 with 0 comments

Courtesy Cate, check out Typographi.

posted at: 2006-10-11 18:54:21 with 0 comments

The deadline to register to vote in DC and VA is today.

You still have up to 10 days before the election to submit (at least in DC) your absentee application. Go get on it!

posted at: 2006-10-10 15:00:57 with 0 comments

Strangely enough, the combination of beautiful weather and being funemployed has lowered the volume of postings on the site. What I really need are a couple of days of solid rain and cold temps to keep me inside, glued to a computer screen.

Of course, I'd probably just end up watching movies then instead of working.

posted at: 2006-10-09 10:42:30 with 0 comments

So the first day of funemployment is sunny with clear blue skies. Hooray!

posted at: 2006-10-02 14:01:23 with 2 comments

So, the ex boyfriend is definitely moving to Hoboken to be with his ex girlfriend (yes - the same one who already dumped him a year ago). So, that's that. If anyone knows of any eligible bachelors with no imminent plans to move to New Jersey, please send them my way.

posted at: 2006-10-02 13:10:01 with 0 comments

Go give Tim Mahoney some money. He's raised over 700k, but we really need to drive home the point that the GOP "Culture of Corruption" really is disgusting

How in god's name could Foley be a Congressman? Just look:

Maf54: You in your boxers, too? Teen: Nope, just got home. I had a college interview that went >late. Maf54: Well, strip down and get relaxed.

Another message:

Maf54: What ya wearing? Teen: tshirt and shorts Maf54: Love to slip them off of you.

And this one:

Maf54: Do I make you a little horny? Teen: A little. Maf54: Cool.

As some have pointed out, this isn't some perv at Homeland Security, this is a United States Congressman. Disgusting. Don't they teach incoming freshman in the House anything about dead girls or live boys anymore?

Update: I just went to the Mahoney website and after a minute, an animated clip of Tim talking pops up, and mentions, not once but twice, that our nation is not serving "our children" properly. Talk about good timing! He also mentions "Washington values" which despite my normal hatred for tarring our fair city, seems like a smart move. "Washington values" + "our children" = subtle way to slam Foley and the GOP.

posted at: 2006-09-30 13:00:48 with 0 comments

Webb is now neck-and-neck with George "macaca" Allen. Go give him some change so that he can top a cool million for the fundraising quarter. I've coughed up some change? Will you?

posted at: 2006-09-29 14:49:51 with 0 comments

So with little to no fan fair I have officially given myself the victory at Prochin last night. While Ed did his best in the end it just wasn't good enough. The fact of the matter is I am just a better cook. Well for those of you who missed it, you missed drinking and fried chicken, the perfect combo. It needless to say was a sight to see. Hopefully the next time there is a catered event more folks will be able to make it, but thanks for all the people who came this time.

posted at: 2006-09-27 15:32:08 with 2 comments

If you're not watching Countdown, you should be. Olbermann's special comment last night is worth watching in its entirety.

Thus was it left for the previous president to say what so many of us have felt; what so many of us have given you a pass for in the months and even the years after the attack:

You did not try.

You ignored the evidence gathered by your predecessor.

You ignored the evidence gathered by your own people.

Then, you blamed your predecessor.

That would be a textbook definition, Mr. Bush, of cowardice.

Olbermann, a television news anchor, alas, of MSNBC, has the courage to go where few public personalities have: to questioning the president's courage. Yes, yes, I know: the right-wing has long bemoaned the lack of "morals" or "ethics" in the Oval Office. But for too long the left, and by proxy, the "reasonable moderates" in America have been silent, preferring to elide "untruth" instead of "lie", to claim the president is merely "mistaken" rather than "dishonest". Olbermann puts the lie to that. Then he spikes the ball in the endzone, in a way that startled even me, running on a machine at the gym last night:

And you have now tried to hide your failures, by blaming your predecessor.

And now you exploit your failure, to rationalize brazen torture which doesn’t work anyway; which only condemns our soldiers to water-boarding; which only humiliates our country further in the world; and which no true American would ever condone, let alone advocate.

And there it is, Mr. Bush:

Are yours the actions of a true American?

Keith is the tonic America needs right now. Without a strong voice of opposition (and no, without the media on board the Democrats cannot get said message out) no real change can occur. This is what Edward R. Murrow understood: that to compromise journalistic ethics in order to not upset viewers was unacceptable. As are our current president's actions.

posted at: 2006-09-26 10:04:56 with 0 comments

A great article about The Office:

And if any conjecture could be made about the cultural differences that these subtly contrasting programs reveal, it might be this one: These days, Germans and Americans are doing much of their living in and around their offices, while the Brits and French continue to live outside of them. Here, in broad strokes, are the chief differences. In the British version, nobody is working, nobody has a happy relationship, everyone looks terrible, and everybody is depressed. In the French version, nobody is working but even the idiots look good, and everybody seems possessed of an intriguing private life. In the German version, actual work is visibly being done, most of the staff is coupled up, and the workers never stop eating and drinking—treating the office like a kitchen with desks.

I've only seen the British version. Are the others as he describes?

posted at: 2006-09-21 15:58:34 with 0 comments

Any day is automatically good if there are blue skies, high pressure and 70 degree temps. Especially if one is tearing down the GW parkway over 80 with the wind whipping leaves around your convertible.

It doesn't get much better than this. A little voice reminds me that I'm happy, but not content, which is as it should be.

posted at: 2006-09-20 12:00:52 with 0 comments

As many know, I have a lifelong hatred for the writing of Gregg Easterbrook. His constant "I am contrarian for the sake of being contrarian" refrain is particularly ill-suited to his comments on science, e.g. his idea that the Bush administration, despite having an appalling record, would create a program for cleaner air, simply because, if properly implemented, it would be better than nothing (as opposed to the current law, which is much stronger than the proposed rule change) was idiotic.

But the best example has to come in this review of his take on string-theory:

The problem is, he's chosen a particularly idiotic way of working religion into his column. I'm sure he just about dislocated a shoulder patting himself on the back for this zinger (he liked it so much, he used it twice, after all), but it works only because he uses the word "dimension" to mean two different things in the same sentence. In the context of string theory, "dimension" has a precise scientific meaning-- roughly, "a direction of motion perpendicular to all other directions of motion." In the context of religion, "dimension" is a metaphor.

Equating the scientific and "spiritual" meanings of dimension, the way Easterbrook does, makes about as much sense as saying "A big drop in stock prices could lead to a bear market, which would be bad because bears ripped apart that guy in Grizzly Man." It lends a wonderful Lemony Snicket quality to the article, but doesn't exactly mark him as a Deep Thinker.

Go read the delong summary if you want more commentary. One cannot approach science the same way one approaches religion, namely, as a group of dogmatic individuals clinging to various theories that are "in vogue" with about as much relevance as how many angels can fit on the head of a pin. If string theory is incorrect, that's fine. But to say a particular scientist would be labeled "a crank" because he had an alternate theory (backed up with the appropriate evidence) misunderstands the nature of scientific disagreements. Which is typical, for Easterbrook.

posted at: 2006-09-20 11:14:59 with 0 comments

So I have no idea if this is good but for 30 bucks and since it is only nine minutes it better be. So if you have ever heard of Claude Lelouch's C'etait un Rendezvous please fill us in.

posted at: 2006-09-19 14:32:05 with 2 comments

There be plenty of gold in the treasure chests downtown, boys! The map to the precious booty be easy to navigate!

posted at: 2006-09-19 12:31:52 with 0 comments

If you missed the president's news conference on Friday, the one thing that stood out to me was what DK noted on TPM:

If you were to pick the single greatest hypocrisy of the Bush Presidency, wouldn't it have to be this: that the man who ostentatiously claims Jesus as his favorite philosopher (he of "do unto others as ye would have them do unto you" fame) would say, in all seriousness, "Common Article III says that there will be no outrages upon human dignity. It's very vague. "What does that mean, 'outrages upon human dignity'?"

The idea that "outrages upon human dignity" is "vague" is evil, pure and simple. I'd be willing to bet most people would agree upon what said outrages would be. Waterboarding would definitely qualify. As would sleep deprivation. In fact, pretty much anything we're unwilling to do to prisoners in jails would fit in there.

posted at: 2006-09-18 09:54:14 with 0 comments

Don't ask. Just go read it. Hilarious.

posted at: 2006-09-15 12:40:47 with 0 comments

Okay, so I go to a music label website that has a band I want to snag a cd from. And guess what? All the cds are "out of stock".

Newsflash idiots: it's 2006! Running "out of stock" of a cd is idiotic. Not to ape any commercials for IBM, but it's a frickin' on-demand world, and when you ramp up production, you shouldn't run out of what you're selling. Especially if what you're selling is music.

All I want is a couple ogg files. Don't make it difficult for me.

posted at: 2006-09-15 11:18:07 with 0 comments

I generally enjoy many films. But the following (added in the comments, of course!) movies are ones that "everyone" is supposed to love but that I don't. Here we go:

What movies do you not love?

posted at: 2006-09-14 13:56:22 with 2 comments

Now here's another ad that gets the job done. Cleanly. Quickly.

posted at: 2006-09-14 12:25:28 with 0 comments

The one race in the Senate I've been concerned about for Dems has been the Menendez race. Kean Jr. enjoys high name recognition (in the same way that Allen does, namely, by trading off his dad's name) and has plenty of cash.

That's why I was especially happy to see this ad:

Ads like this not only help the candidate in question, they also bring things back to the important meme of Bush's incompetence. If Bush isn't keeping us safe, who the hell is? Bringing back the Dubai port controversy also pushes xenophobic Republicans against Bush, which can only help our side. (The more the GOP focuses on immigration, the louder they implode their current governing coalition.) Despite the weird quiet opening, I think this is one of the better ads so far.

posted at: 2006-09-14 12:10:58 with 0 comments

The definitive take on the craziness surrounding Atta and the Senate Intel Report.

posted at: 2006-09-14 11:57:34 with 0 comments

So Allen hit back and then Webb hit back again. This is going to get dirty...just the way I like it.

posted at: 2006-09-14 11:56:28 with 0 comments

Everyone knows I don't use names on the site. But sometimes, especially in the case of Laila Mohib, you have to. Why? Because that's simply how things are done here, hacking the semantic web.

I hope everyone notices the new comment feature below and to the left. Fincher requested it. I'm happy to tweak it one way or the other, depending upon what people want. Thoughts?

posted at: 2006-09-13 15:59:19 with 1 comments

We interrupt my sloth-imposed silence to bring you the following stunning piece by conservative satirist Christpher Buckley.

If these sentiments become widespread, we could have a sea change underway.

posted at: 2006-09-13 13:40:58 with 3 comments

This ad just came out and is airing in Virginia:

Democrats need more blunt ads like this. Best of all, it's not sponsored by Webb, so it doesn't cost him anything. It merely reinforces that not only is George Allen a racist, but he's also not concerned about our troops. Now that's how to return fire!

posted at: 2006-09-13 13:13:23 with 0 comments

So our new mayor is Adrian Fenty. Hooray!

For the record, Fenty's dominating 26 percentage point win is what is correctly called "a mandate". Having the GOP constantly affirm that winning by 1-5% is a mandate has left a bitter taste in my mouth, much like the idiotic poll question that asks people if Bush is a uniter or a divider, only to see them split 50/50.

In Fenty's case, having the whole city behind him should provide enough impetus to have the City Council grant him some leeway once he takes office. I can't wait to see what he does first.

posted at: 2006-09-13 12:32:31 with 0 comments

If you live in DC, go vote today!

I had decided almost everything down the line except for who should be the next council chair. As I'm not a fan of Cropp, I think either Patterson or Gray would be an improvement.

Regardless, if you haven't voted yet, go do so! Now!

posted at: 2006-09-12 14:44:15 with 2 comments

Dems need to go on the offense. That's why I was heartened to read this comment over on TPM:

Rather than trying to work the refs, Democrats need to remind the American people over and over that this President has failed at everything he has done: he has failed to capture bin Laden, his policy in Iraq is a monumental failure, and he has failed to make the American people safer. Every level of government has broken down because of Bush's mistakes. These guys can't even get the little things right let alone the big stuff. And voting Republican only means more of the same.

Working the refs doesn't work with the American Public. Why? Because Americans don't care if someone fights dirty. We just care who wins. Dems need to start hitting back harder.

posted at: 2006-09-12 14:38:21 with 0 comments

If you watch or listen to one thing today, or tomorrow, or this entire week, make it Keith Olbermann's thoughts on the World Trade Center memorial.

It is, quite possibly, the most searing indictment of the Bush administration I have ever heard broadcast.

Olbermann is the Murrow of our times. A pity he's buried on MSNBC. Can you imagine a major news anchor on one of the big three networks making a speech like this? It'd be guaranteed to be the most watched news program, hands down.

posted at: 2006-09-12 08:05:34 with 1 comments

I suppose today will be filled with memorial ceremonies and the like. Repeated by many will be the odd phrase "9/11 changed everything." Nonsense.

The tragic events of September 11th, 2001 should have led America down two paths, simultaneously. The first would've been to beef up security, by inspecting cargo containers, ensuring better border protection, and helping agencies share information more easily. The second would've been to emphasize the strengths of our democracy, by ensuring civil liberties were protected, that we continued to honor the Constitution, and to offer diplomatic aid and assistance to countries considering abandoning more conservative forms of government.

The first solution would've kept us safe by patching the holes in the existing system. The second solution would achieve the same goal, but pre-emptively, by reducing the root causes of terrorism and encouraging more countries to become democracies. The first also tracks well with a mindset of "never again", while the second neatly parallels the idea that while our open society leaves us vulnerable to certain attacks, the benefits far outweigh the negatives.

In the past five years, we've done very little on either front. Instead of holding true to our principles, we've emphasized a lockdown mentality. Instead of focusing on security here in America, we've become distracted by nail cutters and shampoo. Instead of protecting our borders (assisted by sensible immigration reform (and yes, I'd use this to argue for more immigration, not less)) we've gone to war in two different countries, breeding even more terrorists in the process.

In short, the mantra that 9/11 changed everything merely justifies the continued policies which have taken us backward since that date. Instead of a surplus, we have a debt, both financially and morally. We now openly admit to torturing foreigners in foreign countries.

The people who lost their lives five years ago wouldn't want to see the America of today, despite our attempts to dedicate the past years to their memory. We have squandered our goodwill. Let us hope that, in the next five years, we can undo the damage caused in the past five.

It is our obligation to bring America's morals back into line. Anything less will be a disservice to those brave souls who lost everything on September 11th.

posted at: 2006-09-11 12:12:00 with 0 comments

Read the second article here entitled "Tall and Smart". The conclusion:

Two economists have a simpler explanation: "Taller people earn more because they are smarter," claim Anne Case and Christina Paxson of Princeton University. "As early as age 3 -- before schooling has had a chance to play a role -- and throughout childhood, taller children perform significantly better on cognitive tests."

"For both men and women, an increase in height of four inches is associated with an earnings premium of approximately 10 percent," they report in a new working paper published by the National Bureau of Economic Research. "An American man who is 6 feet 2 inches tall is 3 percentage points more likely to be an executive and 2 percentage points more likely to be a professional than is a man who stands 5 feet 10."

See, I can buy the latter paragraph. I'm sure most executives at companies are taller. But the first paragraph implies something completely different, namely, that tall people are smarter. Anecdotally I've always thought of the very tallest guys at my college as being more jockish than "smart". Does that mean that they might run a company some day? Sure. Does it mean that they're smarter? Hell no.

Interestingly enough, the two professors are econ profs, which probably means that they probably focused more energy on the correlation between height and job summary. Which has about to do as much as with intelligence as one's choice of clothing.

Cognitive tests done before 3...surely they didn't measure the height of the children then, right? Because you'd want to extrapolate backward from the tallest adult, later in life, rather than the child. Which, of course, makes one curious about what conclusion to draw.

posted at: 2006-09-06 14:59:25 with 0 comments

One day we'll get it back

Conventional wisdom has been slow to assimilate this new reality. In the parlance of Beltway-bashing populists, "Georgetown" is the sneering shorthand used to describe Washington's clueless, cosseted elites. That shorthand, however, reveals how little these critics really understand contemporary Washington. Georgetown--and the establishment that resided there--faded from importance long ago. Over the last decade of growing Republican dominance in the capital, a new establishment has risen up to replace it. In a sense, McLean is the new Georgetown.

It's actually somewhat difficult for me to imagine senior statesmen slipping on wet brick sidewalks in G-town. Or having their limos side mirrors ripped off by the occasional too-wide truck.

posted at: 2006-09-06 14:38:01 with 0 comments

So, if any of you still haven't gone to get your free credit report from the government, you should do so right away.

Just don't make the mistake I made last year and order all 3 reports at once. Instead, stagger them out so that every 4 months you get a free report. That way, even if you throw a couple bucks in to get your credit score (the score is far sexier than the report, after all), it's still very cheap, plus one gets to keep an eye on any unauthorized charges that might creep on there.

Since the last time, I've had three inaccuracies be reported on my report. After several months, I managed to get them all removed, but today was the first time I'd seen my report and score post correction.

The good news is that I'm back on top, with a fat 863 credit score. Of course, this is TransUnion's bizarre scale from 400-925 instead of the standard 300-850 that Experian and Equifax use. Still, I'm in a good spot, beating 87% of most people with credit. If I keep paying my car off, and the hard hits from last year (from when I loaned money for the car) fade into the distance, I might be able to climb over 900. Just watch me.

posted at: 2006-09-05 12:59:43 with 0 comments

I actually love TNR despite their constant deviation from the proper position.

But really, posting an article and then anonymously defending it as someone else is just idiotic. And to be perfectly honest, Siegel's column "on culture" was really quite boring; it seemed to be simply an homage to the culture of the upper west side.

Thus, the obvious result. I wonder how much longer the guy will keep posting. (A sample good post breaks it all down.)

posted at: 2006-09-04 10:56:57 with 0 comments

I get a few spam e-mails a day that make it past the google filters. Typically they're just anti-bayesian filter messages, designed to spoof the spam filters in place.

Today I received one whose subject was simply "Cheeseburger Whirlpool".

It's the best I've seen so far. You guys?

posted at: 2006-08-29 13:30:43 with 0 comments

All work and all play make Edward a dysfunctional boy.

posted at: 2006-08-28 12:48:59 with 0 comments

Bruce nails it.

Another thought experiment: Imagine for a moment that the British government arrested the 23 suspects without fanfare. Imagine that the TSA and its European counterparts didn't engage in pointless airline-security measures like banning liquids. And imagine that the press didn't write about it endlessly, and that the politicians didn't use the event to remind us all how scared we should be. If we'd reacted that way, then the terrorists would have truly failed.

It's time we calm down and fight terror with antiterror. This does not mean that we simply roll over and accept terrorism. There are things our government can and should do to fight terrorism, most of them involving intelligence and investigation -- and not focusing on specific plots.

But our job is to remain steadfast in the face of terror, to refuse to be terrorized. Our job is to not panic every time two Muslims stand together checking their watches. There are approximately 1 billion Muslims in the world, a large percentage of them not Arab, and about 320 million Arabs in the Middle East, the overwhelming majority of them not terrorists. Our job is to think critically and rationally, and to ignore the cacophony of other interests trying to use terrorism to advance political careers or increase a television show's viewership.

The surest defense against terrorism is to refuse to be terrorized. Our job is to recognize that terrorism is just one of the risks we face, and not a particularly common one at that. And our job is to fight those politicians who use fear as an excuse to take away our liberties and promote security theater that wastes money and doesn't make us any safer.

To stop terror you have to stop being terrorized irrationally.

posted at: 2006-08-25 12:41:35 with 0 comments

Ugh. My hosting provider messed up the site the past two days. We should be all set now but if anyone notices something not working, just e-mail me.

posted at: 2006-08-25 12:34:23 with 0 comments

Michael Getler, the former ombudsman for the Post is still the best around.

I'm with the viewers on this, although that doesn't mean I'm endorsing the language or interpretations that some viewers used in some of the e-mails printed below.

Czarnecki, as far as I can tell, is a solid and thoughtful contributor on the panels. But it seems to me that it is a big mistake for the program and PBS — no matter what the Labor Department says — not to make her other full-time association clear to viewers in some fashion. If they don't want to change the on-screen captions, then Erbe ought to at least describe the association verbally to viewers, and state that she is not speaking for the department. Viewers can understand that. If that's not good enough for the Labor Department, the program should have dropped her. PBS's credibility is more important than any one guest, and there are lots of smart, female conservative commentators around.

It may also be a violation of PBS editorial guidelines which state, within the section dealing with "Fairness," that: "To avoid misleading the public, producers also should adhere to the principles of transparency and honesty by providing appropriate labels, disclaimers, updates, or other information so that the public plainly understands what it is seeing."

My view is that "conservative commentator" is not an appropriate label, by itself, for someone in her position, even if she is not speaking on government time or is speaking for herself and not the department. The fact that Czarnecki was an occasional guest well before her official duties began at Labor adds a new wrinkle, but not enough, in my view, to merit hiding her association with the current administration.

We need more like him. Come back to the WaPo, Michael!

posted at: 2006-08-23 13:50:47 with 0 comments

I just discovered some guy I don't know posted some flikr pictures of his vacation from a month or two ago. He stayed at the same resort I did, so they're somewhat representative of my trip.

posted at: 2006-08-23 10:42:49 with 0 comments

Allen's lead over Webb is down to three points.

That's huge. I'm not sure that the macaca incident can explain the shift alone, but it certainly didn't help. (Plus, it probably sealed the chances of Allen being elected President, a hope which will be fully nailed down once Webb defeats him in this Senate race.)

As goes Virginia, so goes the nation.

posted at: 2006-08-22 08:05:11 with 1 comments

Okay, here's a list of the books I read over the past week while at the beach. And no, I've never read any of these before.

More pix later...

posted at: 2006-08-21 15:39:10 with 0 comments

Okay, here's the first picture from Anguilla. I'll be uploading more later, and throwing some on the front page as well:

sunset image from anguilla villa

You can see St. Martin near the horizon.

posted at: 2006-08-21 13:16:14 with 0 comments

I just finished reading The Long Tail at the beach (I'll post a list of my reading material later) and this Marc Fisher column couldn't be more wrong:

Anderson's subtitle, "Why the Future of Business Is Selling Less of More," celebrates the success of iTunes, Netflix and Amazon as Web-based businesses that have shown how to make money without needing the hit mentality. "A very, very big number (the products in the tail) multiplied by a relatively small number (the sales of each) is still equal to a very, very big number," he writes.

But Anderson ignores another side of the music business -- the powerful evidence from radio and even from those online music sources that people still want to hear the hits. One day last month, the home pages of iTunes, Rhapsody, Tower Records and Washington's Hot 99.5 each touted the work of at least three of these four artists: Furtado, Aguilera, Gnarls Barkley and Rihanna.

Fisher must've skipped Anderson's emphasis on shelf space: unlike a grocery store, the internet doesn't need to have a limited amount of space to promote artists. All you need to do is drill down and you'll quickly find yourself in the weeds (the long tail) of music artists.

Does the homepage of iTunes promote popular artists? Of course. Why? Because just as with the grocery store, the front page of iTunes has limited space. But Anderson didn't say that the front page of Netflix, or iTunes, would show long-tail artists. He merely argues that those artists in the tail would outsell the big name hit-driven artists at the top.

A better example would be Amazon. Instead of seeing the same seven most popular products on the front page, Amazon creates a site tailored to your previous purchases, pushing the long tail into your face from the start. If Hot 99.5 could do this with music, they would. They just can't yet.

posted at: 2006-08-21 12:40:44 with 0 comments

Elftor is back after a long absence. Not his best work, by far, but we can always go back and enjoy the classics.

posted at: 2006-08-21 10:37:59 with 0 comments

Back from Anguilla. Pix will be uploaded shortly. Thanks, I suppose, to Ronald, for at least posting one thing in my absence. The rest of you may hang your heads in shame.

posted at: 2006-08-21 10:12:27 with 0 comments

Ok so when I can shot another person over DC with this Google Maps mashup then I will truly never get any work done and neither will you.

And sense Ed isn't here to stop it, here is an excellent ad for the Nintendo Wiiiiiiiiiii.

posted at: 2006-08-14 13:08:56 with 0 comments

Okay, I'm taking an extended trip shortly, so you know that that means: please lend a hand to add some content to the site in my absence.

Nothing would make me happier than to return, somewhat bleached out, to find the site filled with content I didn't post. Any takers?

posted at: 2006-08-11 14:20:26 with 0 comments

Here's today's must read:

Democrats seized yesterday on the arrests of terrorism suspects in England to bolster their case against the Bush administration and the GOP leadership in Congress heading into the midterm elections, arguing that the terror plot showed that the administration's homeland security policies were woefully inadequate and that the GOP-backed Iraq war was a substantial drain on military resources which are required to combat other global threats.

The developments played tidily into the hands of Democratic strategists, who noted with glee that the arrests reinforced their argument that the GOP has placed America's national security at risk by getting the U.S military bogged down in Iraq when global terrorism is on the rise elsewhere. Polls show substantial erosion in the confidence Americans place in the Republican Party on matters of national security, which has slowly become a neutral issue and possibly a winning one for Democrats. While previous polls have shown the GOP with an advantage on terror, a recent Washington Post poll found that the trend has begun to reverse. Americans now trust Democrats to handle the war on terror better than Republicans by a notable margin, the poll demonstrated.

We need to fight back against the tired, idiotic "GOP is stronger on defense" meme, and replace it with "Democrats will fight terrorists where they live" meme.

posted at: 2006-08-11 10:54:22 with 0 comments

This is getting absurd:

Passengers at all airports in the United States were told to expect intensified searches, considerable delays and new restrictions on carry-on items. The Transportation Security Administration announced that passengers on all U.S. flights, domestic and international, would be banned from transporting any type of liquid or gel in their carry-on luggage. The ban applies to all types of beverages, shampoo, toothpaste, hair gels and other items of a similar consistency, the TSA announced.

Has the TSA learned nothing over the past several years? Their restrictions on nail clippers is now extending to shampoo/ Hair gel? Where will it end?

And what is with the post-plot terror alerts? Why would we raise the terror alert after we already caught the people involved? What purpose does that serve?

I'm so frustrated.

posted at: 2006-08-10 09:44:56 with 0 comments

So wow how retarded are we that we now can't carry any liquids on a plane. I hate to point out the oh so obvious truth of body cavities existing but perhaps I have just found a security flaw. I guess now we should all have body cavity searches. Hurray for cavity searches, I mean beer. Anyway the point I have always is that I would rather be free then go through this crap. I guess this is yet another reason when I do my world tour in whatever form it will take I want to do it by freighter ship. If you have ever done brief business travel you know you have your rolling luggage and your carry-on. The rolling luggage goes in the over head and your roller goes above. I just don't check luggage I am sorry it’s a pain and if I don't have too then I am not going to. I mean they say you can carry on tooth paste, but what about deodorant. I mean not the spray but the roll-on is that a liquid or a solid. It just doesn't make sense. I mean should I be able to prove that it isn't a hazard before they make me through it away. I mean if I have a cup, yes it could be a hazard but if I consume some of it doesn't that prove that it isn't going to explode. I mean I don't know if they make explosives that are both digestible and explosive but I assume not. I think this all comes back to things like the finger nail clipper rule. If you can think of the most ridiculous rule to put in place then do it until you have enough people tell you that you are a moron and then repeal it. I mean this reminds me of the 30 min rule for all flights in and out of DC because you know a terrorist wouldn't just say well then let me hit the sears tower or high jack the plane at 35 minutes. The shoe thing is equally stupid because what if you make plastic explosives out of flip-flops, which I have worn through the metal detector many times. I guess the point I am getting at is that I am not a smart person but I have enough intelligence to defeat the TSA cause well if it’s me and everyone from the TSA in a room I would still be the smartest in said room.

posted at: 2006-08-10 09:44:45 with 2 comments

This Kaplan piece is right on target. Does anyone have any clue what our foreign policy is anymore?

posted at: 2006-08-09 13:38:02 with 1 comments

Last night and this morning were both amazing, as a high-pressure system rendered the still-toasty temps almost meaningless. With no humidity, even 88 degree weather seemed balmy. Thus, a couple of pics from last night (at the local catholic church on my way to pick up materials for ice cream making) and then again, this morning, as I drove to work along the GW Parkway.

blue hued catholic church

Here's an impromptu rakish angle shot of the Georgetown Boathouse across the Potomac taken as I was speeding along the parkway.

potomac river looking towards georgetown

Now if only I was sitting in my old office in Vienna, I'd be perfectly happy. Having no windows, in Rock ville, makes me long for the sun and blue skies.

posted at: 2006-08-09 11:29:33 with 0 comments

Okay, the site should now be back to where it was. If anyone pokes around and finds something broken (other than the still-yet-to-be-finished "members" and "search" pages) please tell me, okay?

posted at: 2006-08-09 11:22:44 with 0 comments

Yes, the site went down. It's a long story, and probably things are still broken. Hopefully this will post...

posted at: 2006-08-08 17:05:58 with 0 comments

Cate sent me this link.

Where is the street fashion blog for DC?

posted at: 2006-08-07 12:07:45 with 0 comments

Wow. I just discovered that the branch of my gym in Glover Park is open 24 hours a day. I guess the excuse of "well, it's too late to go to the gym" is now out the window...

posted at: 2006-08-07 11:28:38 with 0 comments

Ney is gone.

I think this is good news for Democrats: the more Republicans retire/resign due to corruption, the easier it is to come up with a "toss the bums out" mentality.

On the other hand, running against Ney would've been like shooting fish in a barrel. I assume Ney's retirement means he's about to be indicted, which would've doomed his political chances in November.

posted at: 2006-08-07 11:03:25 with 0 comments

Yet again, I'm shamelessly ripping sites from Jenna's IM away status message.

Still, this rocks.

Have you ever been in a situation where you wished your cell phone would ring? Maybe you wanted to look extra important or popular on that hot date. Or maybe you just needed an excuse to escape from an unpleasant meeting.

With "The Popularity Dialer", you can plan ahead. Via a web interface, you can choose to have your phone called at a particular time (or several times). At the elected time, your phone will be dialed and you will hear a prerecorded message that's one half of a conversation. Thus, you will be prompted to have a fake conversation and will easily fool those around you.

I love modern technology!

posted at: 2006-08-07 10:08:50 with 0 comments

So at some point Brad needs to get a car. Like this one. Anything designed by Lotus that's fast and burns no gas has to be good, right? The torque diagram alone makes one salivate.

posted at: 2006-08-04 14:45:35 with 0 comments

Ugh. Car was broken into tonight. The cops told me to wait, then left, and only until two hours later after I called several people did they return to "allow" me to open my car door.

And before anyone asks, no, I don't have theft insurance. Yep. So repairing my car's roof (which was damaged as well as the window being bashed in) will probably leave me in the poorhouse indefinitely.

posted at: 2006-07-31 03:09:28 with 2 comments

I think that Hirsh's summary encapsulates where we are and how we got here. His final graph is of special note:

Today, more from the muddled strategic thinking of the Bush administration than the actual threat from Al Qaeda, the "war on terror" has become an Orwellian nightmare: an ill-defined war without prospect of end. We are now nearly five years into a war against a group that was said to contain no more then 500 to 1,000 terrorists at the start (in case anyone's counting, 1,776 days have now passed since 9/11; that is more than a full year longer than the time between Pearl Harbor and the surrender of Japan, which was 1,347 days). The war just grows and grows. And now Lebanon, too, is part of it.

Americans are not used to long wars. We wish to win quickly and move on. This isn't a bad thing; unlike most countries in Europe, Asia and Africa, Americans don't hold grudges against countries any more than we remember friends. (Looking through the lens of history, we should hate Britain and love France, or, hate Germany and Japan.) Ten years from now, no American will remember whether Poland helped us in the "War on Terror" or not.

The people we're currently fighting/helping/screwing up, however, do have long memories. From Iraq to Iran, Israel to Lebanon, Syria to Afghanistan, each country contains people who remember our actions a year ago, or ten years ago, or even 50 years ago. If we're going to fix the problems in the Middle East (and elsewhere), we need to realize that we cannot afford more mistakes, because our credibility has run out.

posted at: 2006-07-28 08:28:46 with 0 comments

Want to earn $25? It's simple, just ask me for a referral to open an ING Direct Savings Account and if you deposit $250, you'll get a 10% bonus added to your deposit. It's free money!

Just drop me a line at edward@dredwerkz.com if you need one. I currently have 24 to give out, so at $10 a pop (how much I get for referring people) I could stand to earn some serious change.

Any takers?

posted at: 2006-07-27 15:07:18 with 0 comments

I hate the morning news. It's the television equivalent of morning radio shows, which I detest almost as much. Want to know why? Colbert breaks it down:

Why are so many politicians relentlessly on message? Because journalists cannot take a joke. Sheesh. I'd encourage you to donate money to Wexler but in reality, the guy is running unopposed! Hence the entire point of the joke.

posted at: 2006-07-27 09:53:20 with 0 comments

My only comment today will be to wish the best of luck to both Fincher and Jules as they slog it out through the various bar exams on opposite coasts. Go beat up that fertile octogenarian!

posted at: 2006-07-26 15:08:24 with 0 comments

So with Pell's departure, that means a room is now opening up in our house. Go check out the scanty details here.

Just think, you could live with Edward for only $676! Scandalous.

posted at: 2006-07-25 14:34:07 with 1 comments

Yes, I'm finally upgrading the images side of the site. Please be patient as I iron out the kinks in the css and the backend code.

posted at: 2006-07-25 14:31:46 with 0 comments

The past twelve hours have been, at least for me, extremely tiring.

To begin with, as soon as I arrived home yesterday, I'm called back to my old office in Tyson's Corner to repair a network issue caused by someone else. Hours later, my evening already ruined, I make it back home only to have my phone ring, at 4:30am, with another network outage in a different office. I dutifully rise and hop in my car, for another couple of fun-packed hours troubleshooting.

Right now I'm about ready to fall asleep while standing up.

posted at: 2006-07-25 07:53:56 with 0 comments

It's taken about eight months, but I've finally managed to get my clocks mounted properly on the exposed brick in my bedroom:

clocks on exposed brick wall in house

This means all I have left to do (in order to fully say I've moved in) is to go through two boxes of stuff from the old house. Two boxes! It seems almost within grasp, even if it'll take another three months to take care of it.

posted at: 2006-07-24 16:59:19 with 1 comments

Floyd Landis is amazing. His victory Sunday, a direct result of one of the greatest come-from-behind stage rides of the Tour ever, was well-deserved.

And now, courtesy TPM, I see this bit of information.

Go check out the video of Landis blowing off Bush. This was, in many ways, the only negative about Lance, namely, his Texas roots.

Congrats, Floyd!

posted at: 2006-07-24 09:19:35 with 0 comments

So I missed the first one. But the rest of Screen on the Green continues Monday. Sure, there's nothing to top Sierra Madre or the Thin Man, but McQueen, Bogey, Bacall and Stallone should all be solid. Come on down!

posted at: 2006-07-21 16:50:28 with 0 comments

Things I cannot stand to listen to in my office:

  1. People singing to themselves or others.
  2. People talking to their mother, on the telephone, very loud, saying, "No MOM! That's not what I said!"
  3. People clipping their toe/fingernails. Ugh.

And, yes, all of these activities have taken place in offices I've worked at. Sadly. You guys have anything to add?

posted at: 2006-07-21 10:59:08 with 0 comments

This guy is waiting to be evacuated.

posted at: 2006-07-21 10:52:48 with 0 comments

It's hot, my a/c doesn't work (thank god I have a convertible!) and I just discovered that, as Brad has been saying previously, my cell phone doesn't work in my new office in Rockville. It simply refuses to ring when someone calls. (Texts, nicely, come through just fine).

I need some blue skies to improve my mood.

clouds

Ah. That's better.

posted at: 2006-07-20 16:22:28 with 0 comments

Go contribute on blogosphere day! I threw in $10. Surely you can give that much to someone.

posted at: 2006-07-19 13:29:28 with 0 comments

See, the deal is this: when I'm too busy to post things, you guys are supposed to step up and post. So get with it!

On an unrelated matter, go check this blog out.

And can I just say, for the record, that I'm entirely sick of Republicans? They control all three branches of government, yet for some reason, when called out on their lame-ass policy decisions, they get defensive. (Hint: if Dems were in control of three branches, we sure wouldn't be defensive about raising the minimum wage, implementing universal healthcare or shoring up our nations' fiscal shape, let alone catching UBL, preventing torture and crushing terrorism!) Nothing is worse than trying to argue with a person who doesn't recognize that the country is far worse off than it was six years ago.

posted at: 2006-07-19 11:57:15 with 0 comments

So I've forgotten Deborah's word that she invented for Brad (in the mother tongue of course) to explain what it's like to try to resync one's self with the zeitgeist of a particular time, when one has been away for awhile.

(Add the word in the comments, Deborah!)

With that said, I'm pretty sure Brad missed the infamous Ted Stevens Rant about the internet, that was parodied several places. Funnier than snakes or the juggernaut? Perhaps. But the point is, we're getting Brad caught up, weeks at a time. Soon he should be ready to watch the Colbert Report the day afterward or, maybe by August, handle internet memes in real time! That'll be the day.

posted at: 2006-07-14 15:19:09 with 2 comments

Rome's servers are burning. While they do so, how about this? Name your three favorite directors, either current or all time. It should be simple, right? Have at it!

posted at: 2006-07-13 14:25:06 with 3 comments

Not to ape JMM, but this is an amusing ad, regardless of who you're supporting.

posted at: 2006-07-12 16:53:34 with 0 comments

So I went to my first ANC meeting in Mt. Pleasant yesterday.

mt pleasant evening

It was quite...interesting. Clearly, the current group of commissioners is feisty. In the end, after several hours (the meeting began at 7 and ran until 9:50!) they did manage to sign off on several resolutions, though, so that's good. I hope more will be accomplished, in less time, at the next one.

posted at: 2006-07-11 16:20:41 with 0 comments

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Look, let's be clear: the churches that oppose the current Episcopal head priest in America are the same ones that have been whining since the 1970s about the ability for women to become priests. They are dinosaurs of my church (which is fairly old and ossified in membership itself) and hardly speak for the "vast majority".

Besides, what better place than New Hampshire to see churches break off and demonstrate their lack of fealty to...um, I'm not sure what. Unlike Catholics, there is no higher hierarchy in the Episcopal Church. Sure, there's a "communion" of churches above us, but they have no real power to enact changes.

Worse, the author of the piece sets up a desire, and then finds the facts to support it. While this may work in religious circles, it's certainly not rigorous thinking. Churches across the world have been extremely adept at organizing marches and pushing their agenda, in a manner in which during the 70s would've effected change.

The real issue isn't a lack of the religious left, it's that it (like many other left-leaning organizations including unions) has failed to adapt to today's world.

But perhaps they don't need to! The lesson one should draw from the Christian Right is that, contrary to conventional wisdom, they are not happy with the current administration or the battles it has fought for them. After 20 years in the wilderness, with the GOP firmly in control of all three branches of government, the Christian Right still hasn't gotten what it wanted. Worse yet, the very organizations that, at their nadir, were courted by the GOP, now can barely stomach enough energy to stay cohesive. Ralph Reed is going down in flames in his current political bid, and the Christian Coalition cannot even keep its books straight.

In short, it's far too soon to abandon the Religious Left. From the Episcopalians to the Lutherans to less mainstream protestant groups, many individuals are finally finding their voice to stand together. I'll be there with them when they do.

posted at: 2006-07-11 16:11:09 with 0 comments

It's unabashedly Democratic, from Pelosi to Clinton: I like it

posted at: 2006-07-11 15:34:50 with 0 comments

So I saw The Devil Wears Prada Friday evening, and it appears the Post is running a chat about it. But let's look at how the post advertised said chat:

post website spelling error

See? This was actually the one point I took away from the film: that even hiring someone supposedly "intelligent" often results in a person who isn't all that smart.

If I were the managing editor of washingtonpost.com and I awoke in the morning to find a spelling or grammar error "above the fold", as it were, on my website, I'd be furious. That doesn't make one a "devil" of a boss; it just means you set the bar a little higher for competence.

posted at: 2006-07-11 08:50:49 with 0 comments

Brad will appreciate this: on my way to work this morning I passed a man driving a jaguar with the license plate: JAGRNUT. Best of all, as I drove by I noticed that the individual had a drumstick in his hands and was rocking out as he drove down the beltway! Do we know who he is?

posted at: 2006-07-11 08:38:47 with 0 comments

as le monde has put it, the real question is "qu'a-t-il dit?"

here are the theories I've read about so far:

  1. m called z a "racial slur"
  2. m said that z had no place on the french team (due to his algerian heritage)
  3. m called z a "terrorist" (ditto)
  4. and finally, lip-readers watching the video have reported that m twice insulted z's sister during the course of the game, calling her a prostitute

all france needs is more racial tension. what have you heard (without regard to the credibility of your sources, of course)?

posted at: 2006-07-10 15:26:43 with 1 comments

Here is a post for Ed

So wow what a great weekend. It as most of you seem to have forgotten after repeated reminders was my B-Day on Sunday. Oh well I see how it is and I will keep this in mind. Actually I don't feel to bad cause well I don't know when most of your birthdays are, and you aren't going to get a present from me so it doesn't matter.
Anyway so what did I do for my B-Day well that is easy I went on an adventure. Actually Dillon took me on an adventure to NYC. It was awesome. So the weekend started out with a little gift certificate redemption and W&S and then I got the AeroGarden from Sur La Table. I will snap some picks of that bad boy here soon for you. Then it was off for a little french culinary action at Bistrot du Coin in Dupont Circle which was amazing. On the way out me and Dillon ran into Ed from the werkz which was special and his bro was there with three or four lovely ladies, but you guys know how the werkz rolls. Anyway then it as off to home to get the old AeroGarden setup.
The next morning Dillon and I headed out for my adventure with a stop over at Bob's BMW to put the bike in for work so it will make it up to Vermont. I also got a comm system so that I can talk to all you lucky people on the bike, as well as listen to tunes. Anyway it just so happened that we where well on our way to my adventure destination, which was NYC. Well after a very pleasent drive to NYC we arrived at 70 Park Avenue, a Kimpton Hotel. We then decided to head out and see a bit of the town while on our way to dinner. Dinner was at this amazing restuarant called Asia du Cuba. After dinner we headed over to Broadway to see a show. Infact not just any show but Rent on Broadway. Wow what a treat, I mean I am not a theatre guy but it was really a good show. Then we headed over to the Apple Store, passing Rockafeller Center. After all that we fit the hay and woke up nice and late on Sunday. We went out for brunch in the city and found on like 7th Ave a bunch of street vendors for like 5 blocks where we had a number of excellent foods on sticks. Dillon got to try a Corn Dog and Fried Oreo both of which where new for her, who raised her, weirdo. Anyway then it was back to DC for a nice dinner is Mr. Payne. I didn't bring the digital camera so you all will have to wait for pics from this journey.
As for pics don't worry I did bring in my picks of the wall and the start of the 4th of July. So here are the Kitchen Wall Remodel pics, you will want to see page two for the new stuff, and here are the two pics so far of the 4th of July, I am actually hoping to have some video of the 4th but we will see.

posted at: 2006-07-10 10:43:59 with 0 comments

I didn't get to watch as many games as I'd have liked to. Plus, it would've been nice to see Germany make it to the finals. But for sheer drama alone, yesterday's match between Italy and France has to go down as one of the better world cup finals ever.

In 1994, I was in Italy during the loss to Brazil. (Yes, it's odd that during the last cup held in the US I was in Italy, but that's how vacations go, right?) The sound of millions of Italians in anguish was painful to experience. For that reason alone, redemption, even if 12 years later, was worth it.

And, for the record, I don't care what was said to Zidane...a deliberate head-butt to someone's chest is idiotic. Italy was on their heels, about to run out of gas entirely, when Zidane's ejection gave them new life. I think Reno Smith, ironically, said it best, "I believe a man is as big as what'll make him mad."

Zidane should've been a bigger man.

posted at: 2006-07-10 09:30:53 with 0 comments

So, here in my new office, all sodas are free. Free!

Needless to say, I'm not sure that they properly anticipated my soda consumption. After the first week, the number of DDP cans dipped to zero, and I was forced to start consuming Sprite Zero (the wonders of mixed artificial sweeteners enable Coke Zero and Sprite Zero to taste much like their full-calorie counterparts) instead.

Last week, however, more cans were purchased, and surprise, surprise, there are tons more Diet Dr Peppers than before. The oddest result, though, is that I alone didn't consume all the DDP. For some reason, merely the fact that I was constantly drinking and replacing cans with warm ones in the pile near the fridge, caused others to consume more DDP. (I was always sure to keep at least two six-packs in the fridge at all times, unlike the other sodas, which were frequently not replaced as promptly.)

Now that we're over the soda tipping point, I wonder if the number of other types of sodas will start to decline. If I could just get them to replace Diet Coke with Coke Zero, I'd be even happier.

posted at: 2006-07-10 09:04:14 with 0 comments

Not all the fun happens on weekends. Highlights from last night include:

  • A friend beating the @#$^& out of another friend with a seatbelt!
  • Buying an ex-con a pack of cigs and a carton of rum raisin ice cream
  • Watching my female ex-marine bartender boot an ex-navy seal out of her bar (said seal had a t-shirt on that proudly advertised his ability to search-and-rescue bears; bears!)

How was your evening?

posted at: 2006-07-07 10:52:17 with 0 comments

Is it just me, or is the gmail spam filter working less efficiently?

posted at: 2006-07-07 10:38:34 with 0 comments

Sometimes wisdom is distilled perfectly:

And — the point he stressed time and again, even in a bonus comment after the official program session had ended — the Western world, notably the United States, was doomed unless it reclaimed “the moral high ground.” By the end of the Cold War, he said, there was no dispute world wide about which side held the moral high ground.

Yes, it's a quote of a quote. But the point is made by Drum himself a short bit later:

Dearlove's analysis is so obviously compelling that it's remarkable no Democrat has been able to make this point effectively. Especially since the presidency of the United States might well be the prize for the first person to do so.

See, it's not about terrorism. Or torture. Or pre-emptive war. Or warrantless searches. It's about nationalism and patriotism. Why?

I remember, pre 2004 election, attending a speech by Seymour Hersh. At the end, he suggested, should Bush win, that people should possibly move to Italy. I was appalled: this is, after all, our country. To suggest that patriotic Dems move to a new country (and Italy, of all places, birthplace of fascism?) is heresy.

The reason America is great is not because we are perfect: it is because we can occupy the moral high ground of the entire world. From fascism to communism, we have always fought for freedom. Eroding our natural advantage in the world in the pursuit of "security" is a huge mistake, because as long as we act morally superior to other countries, we will be morally superior.

Thus, by staying true to the Constitution, we can enable people to wish to help us. On almost any issue, from immigration (tired, huddled masses, anyone?) to terrorism (conquer we must, when our cause it is just), the very fact that we are seeking to take the moral high ground allows us to win people to our side.

Let the GOP mumble platitudes about how great America is: true Democrats need to remind the people that our strength derives not from some flimsy notion of security, but from our morals and ideals. We cannot win the so-called "hearts and minds" of the world unless we stay true to the Constitution, which enshrines the liberal rights of every individual.

posted at: 2006-07-07 09:58:48 with 0 comments

Why? Because I don't have my phone and don't wish to drain the batteries. Got it? Good.

posted at: 2006-07-05 14:06:14 with 0 comments

I posted this earlier on The Stripz and Ed wanted some post so I am cross posting. I thought I might get some interesting comments over here.

So I have no idea why I decided to do this but I did and we will see what happens. So I was reading an article today about Geodesic Domes and based on a previous discussion with Dillon about hurricane proofing homes in the Caribbean I followed a link to the site. Well I had looked into the Monolithic Dome after getting back from the Caribbean reasoning that that is the most structurally sound solution for building for a hurricane. Well the process is very complex and specialized both in knowledge and tools. The process for building a house in the Caribbean is build a wood house, then a concrete one around it, or attached to it. Anyway that was the challenge. Well I think I have actually figured it out and decided that a Geodesic frame would be and excellent solution to the framing issue with Monolithic Dome materials then used to construct the structure around the frame. Well so with all this I emailed the company that does the Geodesic Domes and asked if they have ever done anything like that. I will let you know what they say if anything. I know its weird and I felt weird writing the email but I think that it is an excellent concept and I am really interested.

What say you?

posted at: 2006-07-05 12:23:13 with 2 comments

Since there has been a huge lack of other people posting recently, I figured I'd try to warm things up with at least a couple comment-worthy posts. Hence, this one.

As I'm driving to work today, my Nokia N70 plugged into my sound system, I realized that there are tons of songs (Brad and Jenna had, by far, the most) that are covered much better than the original versions. So my question to you guys is simple: what are your three favorites covers?

My choices follow in the comments...

posted at: 2006-07-03 15:08:48 with 3 comments

It's been awhile since my last fast-food adventure that I reported on. Today is a tale of woe: ever since McDonalds introduced the "buffalo sauce" to go with their mcnuggets and other assorted chicken-derivative products, I've been a huge fan of ordering their fries (still the best in the biz) and following it up with a package of buffalo sauce in lieu of ketchup.

Today, after I visited a nearby McDonalds, I went ahead and ordered fries at a "cash-only" line (which ticked me off, for obvious reasons) and then asked for a package of buffalo sauce. The worker informed me that each package would cost me an additional $.28

I was shocked.

The fries themselves were under $2, so I was, in effect, paying almost 1/8 of the cost of meal for condiments. Has anyone else ever heard of this practice? Is there a huge black market for condiments that I am unaware of? I went ahead, found another dollar and bought the package in question, but you can be sure I won't hit that McDonald's again.

Upon my return, I filled out a comment form. I fully expect nothing to come of it, but charging customers extra for "sauce" is ridiculous.

posted at: 2006-07-03 15:00:20 with 0 comments

After a spirited discussion of religion with some friends of Jules, I recall being impressed that my religion, while extremely small (about 2.3 million, as opposed to 6 million Jews, 5 million Mormons, or 62 million Catholics) could have such a sway in historical America and yet still end up leading the vanguard toward progressive ideas in religion:

On June 18, the Episcopal Church's General Convention elected Jefferts Schori to a nine-year term as the denomination's presiding bishop, making her the first woman to head any branch of the Anglican Communion, the worldwide family of churches descended from the Church of England.

The more you read about Schori, the cooler she sounds:

Trained as a scientist as well as a theologian, she entered the priesthood relatively late in life, 12 years ago, after an initial career as an oceanographer specializing in octopuses and squids. Her husband is a retired professor of theoretical mathematics, and they have a daughter serving in the Air Force.

The Rev. Ian T. Douglas, a professor at the Episcopal Divinity School in Cambridge, Mass., said Jefferts Schori edged out six other candidates for presiding bishop because she is not only "whip smart" but also "very methodical, clear and measured" in her thinking.

Her final words bring home this point:

Jefferts Schori agreed. The message of her election, she said, is not that Episcopalians don't care what other Anglicans think, but "that we're more interested in feeding hungry people and relieving suffering than we are in arguing about what gender someone is or what sexual orientation someone has."

Go read the entire article. It's a great look at someone all Episcopalians can be proud of.

posted at: 2006-07-03 13:44:40 with 0 comments

I'm working today, which is no fun. But at least tomorrow is a holiday, which means the week as a whole will be much much better.

When you're outside, and it's hot, just think about these idiots who keep trying to drag our town into the muck:

Out-of-town canvassers have begun a frenzied push to collect about 19,000 signatures by July 10 to place a video slots initiative on the November ballot.

Those circulating petitions are camped out in front of grocery stores and Metro stops, mostly in pairs, earning $2 for each valid signature they get from a D.C. voter.

I tried to stop these people last time; the last thing DC needs is a bunch of video slot machines in it.

posted at: 2006-07-03 12:20:05 with 0 comments

Speaking of hazy, today seemed somewhat smoky in general, despite the bright sun at one I experienced while eating lunch.

Another fighter picture for your pleasure:

image of fighter and enola gay

That's the Enola Gay in the background.

I found out that the leader of my firm's DC office actually flew in the same squadron as one of the planes I saw. I'll try to post that pic shortly.

posted at: 2006-06-29 18:13:51 with 0 comments

So I visited the Air and Space Museum out in the sticks the other day, the Udvar-Hazy Center. I got a bunch of pics, but the lighting was difficult:

udvar-hazy center

I might throw some more up on the site later.

posted at: 2006-06-28 11:33:35 with 0 comments

$9.67

That's how much I'll have left in my accounts tomorrow. Project Mooch is fortunately running smoothly, with two weeks almost down, and a fairly low total cost. If I merely kept this up for two months, I'd be seriously in the black. Unfortunately, even keeping it up for two weeks has proven to be extremely difficult. Plus, I still have outstanding debts...I've just pushed them off a week or so.

posted at: 2006-06-28 11:09:51 with 0 comments

Social circles are apparently shrinking which in my mind, is a good thing. Why?

Because close friends are, inexorably, the people one stands by when they annoy you. Acquaintances, by comparison, are much more fluid: if someone isn't terribly interesting, I probably will stop hanging out with them.

The more fluid friendships become, the higher likelihood that people will actually increase their total number of people they know only partially well, which will encourage people to hang out with others who reflect their own views.

Hmm.

Now that I think about it, perhaps that's not such a good thing after all. Perhaps we need to keep people challenged and on their toes; perhaps complacency is the real evil.

posted at: 2006-06-27 13:19:39 with 0 comments

There are few things so comforting as rain pouring down upon one's roof. The sound itself (so long as, of course, one is dry) implies safety.

posted at: 2006-06-26 01:53:53 with 0 comments

This news is extremely encouraging for those of us who support the zone system:

For several months, about 100 drivers with Yellow Cab, the District's largest independent cab company, have been using a device called a fare calculator. The electronic instrument, mounted on a cab's dashboard, operates like a meter but uses the boundaries of D.C. taxi zones and the Global Positioning System (GPS). The device lets riders know, in a way that worn-out zone maps posted on the backs of cab seats cannot, that they have traveled from, say, Zone 1A to Zone 2C. Unfortunately for some expense-account travelers, however, the device prints out electronic receipts. The passenger no longer is given a scrap of paper left tantalizingly blank to be filled out and submitted for expense reimbursement.

I love the dig at those of us (gasp, even me!) who would get blank paper receipts to fill in for reimbursement later.

But the best part, by far, is that the machines cannot be tricked by driving through alternate zones:

On a recent morning, he demonstrated how the fare calculator in his cab works, delighting in the fact that the system "remembers where I picked you up." On a test run, he showed that it is impossible for a driver to cheat a customer with an out-of-the-way "joy ride."

Starting in Zone 2C, he took a leisurely drive through a couple of zones, then returned to 2C. The receipt showed a one-zone base charge, $6.50.

That's great. Now if they took credit cards (or smartrips!) I'd be all set.

posted at: 2006-06-23 15:26:50 with 0 comments

Damn! Someone deleted all the titles again...I really have to figure out why this is happening.

posted at: 2006-06-23 10:03:38 with 0 comments

My senator blogs about his news conference yesterday, under the heading "Tough Questions Asked & Answered on Iraqi WMDs":

Sen. Rick Santorum and Rep. Hoekstra announced that more than coalition forces have found more than 500 chemical weapons in Iraq today.

Yes, that's right--"today" refers to "announced... today," not to "found... today." The shells were found in 2004, in a spot where they apparently had been forgotten since at least 1988.

Despite efforts to locate and destroy Iraq's pre-Gulf War chemical munitions, these weapons are believed to still exist.

Yes, that's right--pre-Gulf War means "pre-Gulf War I."

I don't know who Senator Santorum thinks he's going to convince with these misleading formulations that even the White House won't buy into. I think way fewer than 30% of Americans are really that stupid or crazy.

Dana Priest's chat and the Post's article on the subject are worth reading, as is the declassified information Rick bases his announcement on (it's not exactly my idea of a blockbuster secret report).

posted at: 2006-06-22 15:20:02 with 1 comments

Every couple of days, on at least one networking site (friendster/myspace/faceboook/etc.) a complete stranger messages me with some lurid request to "chek thm owt on my webkam!" Normally, without going to the site in question, I do look at the person's profile, which is often a study in fakery.

Fake women typically have a set of movies and interests that reflect what a stereotypical guy would want. They profess a love for sports, parties and "just hanging out".

Today, however, I clicked through and saw the following music and television interests:

Music: [Newly]~Outcast, Coldplay, Greenwheel, HowieDay, ~ The Beatles, Mozart, Bethoveen, John Bayless, Kenny G., Natalie Imbruglia, Soluna, E.T soundtracks, Dreams Come True, Disney's =P, Hip-pop, and Jazz.

Television: Nick-At-Nite, especially the Cosby Show, Gilmore Girls, Everybody Loves Raymond

Okay, so they're pretty bad. (What is "Disney's =P" and how does it rank next to Mozart or, gasp, Kenny G?) But nothing could prepare me for her general interests:

General: music, art, kittens, movies, fashion, smoking, pugs, koala bears, unicorns, blood

Whoa. What's with the bloody unicorns? This is why it pays to stay away. Bizarre.

posted at: 2006-06-22 08:09:41 with 1 comments

I used to read The Note quite a bit. But lately I haven't had as much time to peruse it, and it has become a bit more pro-RNC biased than it used to be. Yet reading this article, an excerpt from Boehlert's new book, reminded me of why I stopped reading The Note.

Wrapping up a year in which The Note seemed to be on a different news planet from the rest of the country, in March of 2006, the publication weighed in on the biggest political topic of the moment: the Dubai ports deal that was once again driving down the president's poll numbers. 72 percent of Americans said they were following the story on the news. The Note's comment on the controversy was this: "Port security: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (If you expected The Note to report on the meaning of the flap, the delay, the brouhaha, the whole thing--you expected wrong. Wake us when it's over.)" The Note had better things to talk about: "the sleep habits of [Time magazine's] Mike Allen."

I don't agree with Boehlert's criticism of the Note for style and tone, but in the same way that Wonkette used to embody snark and liberal sensibilities, The Note used to be witty and amusing, without an overt bias. Now, however, it's not. Wish to verify? Just look at today's edition in which The Note blithely asserts that the vote about Iraq this evening could doom the Democrats:

Democrats can deny it all they want (and not all do. . .), but they are on the precipice of self-immolating over the issue that has most crippled the Bush presidency and of making facts on the ground virtually meaningless. In other words, they are on the precipice of making Iraq a 2006 political winner for the Republican Party.

Wrong.

The Note makes two mistakes:

  1. Americans don't obsessively watch the news; a vote or two in DC won't fire up people very much
  2. If the debate is framed between people who want us to get out of Iraq and those who want to stay, the Dems win.

At this point, the GOP trails Dems in almost every category. Remember how Bush is mired in the low 30's? Well, to put that in perspective, apparently even during World War II, at least 15% of people were willing to make peace with Hitler. Yep. I think we can safely call the 15% mark the "crazy range" which would support Bush even if he were a crazy dictator. Higher up, at least 30% of people were always willing to make peace with the German Army.

30% of Americans were crazy then, and now. I wonder if they're related? One of these days, The Note will realize that it needs to focus on the other 70% of us.

posted at: 2006-06-21 16:01:19 with 0 comments

Is it possible for me to be more tired at the moment? I'm not sure, because things are fairly fuzzy.

posted at: 2006-06-21 11:45:03 with 0 comments

Well wow what a week in the Caribbean. Needless to say Rotis where eatin and enjoyed. So I am not going to go into much detail about it Ed you will just have to take me out to dinner and I can tell you all about it. Here are links to pics:
Kat and TJ's Wedding
The Cruise
Well hope that gives you'll a good idea of just how much fun we had. See that is what you get Ed for asking others to post.

posted at: 2006-06-20 12:57:26 with 2 comments

Thanks to my location in Rockville, I'm now driving back to DC every day through a much more scenic route than the GW Parkway. The only disadvantage is that it's slower.

But, after watching a certain movie I have to agree: the fun of driving is actually driving, not simply getting from one point to another as fast as you can. Having my car back again, in one piece, reminds me of how much a drive can alter my perspective. Angry? Sad? Annoyed? A bad day at work? All are just a couple miles away from irrelevance, on a nice road.

Conversely, traffic can change even the best day into a frustrating mess. Luckily, I've managed to escape most beltway pileups during the week I've been at Rockville.

posted at: 2006-06-20 12:39:54 with 0 comments

A little old, but I'm uploading some pictures from Kenilworth I took post-party. Here's a nice one:

lotus at kenilworth aquatic gardens

Nice, eh? They're huge!

posted at: 2006-06-20 11:08:23 with 0 comments

Too much walking was done this weekend, and my feet are paying the price. On the plus side, I did generate some good stories, which will hopefully be elucidated upon at greater length here.

posted at: 2006-06-19 14:36:00 with 0 comments

The combination of being reassigned to a new office in Rockville (ugh) and realizing that I'm technically broke (there is, no surprise, a story-reducing quality to having no money) and having to work like crazy at work (there's at least a boring story there, but one to be shared off-line) has led me to post less. So it would be nice if, now that summer break has begun, some other people threw in some articles to the site. Sound good?

As far as I'm concerned, I'll try to make up for my limited posting this week by throwing some new articles and pictures up.

posted at: 2006-06-16 10:00:42 with 0 comments

Go cough up a few bucks for the DNC's 50 State Strategy. It's about time we started fighting for every voter in every state, not just the ones in Ohio, Florida and Pennsylvania.

posted at: 2006-06-15 13:06:19 with 0 comments

This Post editorial is idiotic.

Meanwhile, there are powerful arguments on the other side. If you want innovation on the Internet, you need better pipes: ones that are faster, less susceptible to hackers and spammers, or smarter in ways that nobody has yet thought of. The lack of incentives for pipe innovation is more pressing than the lack of incentives to create new Web services.

Actually, most of the innovation on the internets came precisely because the pipes were not smart. By keeping the pipes "stupid", the founders of the Internet ensured that the real intelligence always lay at the end of the network, rather than in the middle. TCP/IP, the cornerstone of how the internet functions, is an inefficient way to provide high-speed services to people. But its simplicity makes it super-easy for developers to innovate.

Likewise, the initial slow-speeds available for consumers resulted in the explosion of techniques to make html pages load faster. If the internet of the 90s had been incredibly fast, would web pages have been replaced by online videos? Would the network be, in fact, simple a version of TV (which many providers hoped)?

This is not to say that access speeds have been hobbled by providers...they surely have. Yet Verizon has had the ability to pump up network bandwidth for years and instead has chosen to simply charge for additional phone services instead of upgrading its own network.

Innovation on the Internet has occurred because of Net Neutrality, not despite it. Removing the cornerstone of the Internet at this point would be a huge loss for the entire world. The 'net was able to defeat "walled gardens" like AOL and Compuserve precisely because it discriminated against no one. To write that discrimination into law now would turn the world's largest think tank into an irrelevance.

posted at: 2006-06-12 06:39:12 with 0 comments

Whew. Thank God that the bill didn't pass.

The number supporting the amendment in the test vote today was one less than the tally the last time the Senate voted on the issue in 2004.

Hmm. Could it be that the idea of tampering with the constitution to enshrine discrimination is getting less popular? Under Bush's bizarre ideas of executive privilege, he could simply declare gay people "terrorists" and round them up. Oook. Now that I think about it, I wouldn't put it past him.

And yes, Busby lost, which stinks. But sometimes, miracles don't happen. Busby just couldn't overcome the amount of GOP idiots in the area. She has a couple months to regroup, retool, and then fight back in the real election in November. Hopefully she'll be more nimble then.

On the bright side, at least Tester won. Building up the Democratic Party into an organization where every single politician is charismatic, and compelling, is a long, hard struggle. But we've only just begun. The days of having our candidates chosen for us are over.

posted at: 2006-06-07 16:05:46 with 0 comments

My Sunday was spent in sloth, through reading a book up at Ft. Reno and then, later in the day, driving out to Reston with Pell to meet a friend and play some mini-golf.

The day itself was perfect, as evidenced by my spot for reading some Hammett Continental Op short stories: the tree below. For some reason it reminds me of my namesake.

tree in ft. reno park

Anyway, post-read, I hopped in my car and journeyed with Pell to meet a friend in scenic Reston. She'd heard of a local mini-golf place, so we headed over to "Woody's" to see how good it was. It was, quite possibly, one of the more enjoyable mini-golf places I'd been to in years.

Without spoiling it, let me just say that for sheer novelty, the course was great. None of the holes were too hard or too easy. There were plenty of special effects to boot:

komodo dragon at woodys mini golf

And finally, what mini golf adventure (avert your eyes, Jill!) would be complete without a roving gang of hard-drinking monkeys? I thought as much. So here they go...the picture is a little blurred because one was swinging on a vine rather than getting his drink on.

drinking monkeys

The next time someone is up for a game, I'm definitely up to go back to Reston, especially at night, when the course will be better illuminated. (You have to go to experience it!)

posted at: 2006-06-06 16:01:48 with 0 comments

DC has a tax write-off for buildings that are historic in nature and manage to keep their facades intact through a period of major remodeling.

The results are buildings like this one downtown:

downtown buildings and their facades

Essentially, developers knock down most of the building, using reinforced scaffolding to support a part of the facade. They then reconstruct the new building behind the old one. Here's an example of one such idea in progress in Columbia Heights near where the new Target is going:

columbia heights building reconstruction facade

Obviously, it's not a pretty sight. but the end result is often nice looking. For large buildings, especially, keeping facades renders the block somewhat more interesting, architecturally, by mixing the old and the new. Less clear, though, is why one would do something like this to a small, uninteresting residential properly. Unless it's all about the money:

mt pleasant house facade under construction

My old landlord is actually redoing this house. It certainly takes "gutted" to a new level: all that's left is really a shell out front. I'll be interested to see what the final result is, but I'm not terribly optimistic.

posted at: 2006-06-06 15:36:27 with 1 comments

This guy was at the Al Gore movie on Saturday. Weird, eh?

I only wish he'd quit worrying about interest rates and focus on the real problem with the economy: the huge deficits as far as the eye can see, thanks to the GOP. Until we begin to control spending and get back into surpluses, we'll never be able to tax-cut our way to higher growth. (Slapping down that idiotic meme, the "we can grow revenue through tax cuts" nonsense, might also help out.)

Personally, I know my retirement package just eliminated any gains since March. Thanks, Ben!

Seriously, though, as long as I've been alive Wall Street seems to move merely in tandem with the Fed, though inversely. If the Street wants lower interest rates, and they don't get them, stocks plunge. Any hint of a cut, however, and they climb up. I think Daniel Gross covered this in moneybox, but I cannot find the specific article. Help!

posted at: 2006-06-06 01:11:49 with 1 comments

Really, these speak for themselves. A good time, despite the presence of small lushes:

kevin rooftop terrace

Perfect weather to kick back with a frosty brew, right?

baby with beer

Oh, well. I managed to meet several people in the process, (some of whom even live in MtP!) almost all of whom seemed cool, despite a couple originating from Jersey. Cribbage players automatically get a few bonus brownie points in my book.

More weekend pix later at lunch.

posted at: 2006-06-05 11:57:05 with 1 comments

So, Saturday night, after visiting Sean's house for a cookout (after visiting Kevin's roof, for which there will be pix later) I headed over to a friend of Brad's who lives in the neighborhood.

Shortly after I departed from said event to head to Jill's, I must've dropped my cell-phone. So the time, at this point, is around midnight. It wasn't until much later, the following morning that I noticed it was missing. Luckily, Sean had received a phone call shortly after I dropped the phone from a couple women who had found it. Now here's where it gets interesting: the women called Sean because he was the last phone number listed in the phone. So my message log clearly shows them calling him at 12:13 am.

The catch? There's also a picture they took, at 12:18 am, of, er, um, one of them in less-than-concealing attire. Best of all? I think they made a phone call from the phone to a friend shortly before they took the picture and called Sean back. Now through the power of reverse lookup...

I was thinking about asking Sean to let me know who it was so that I could thank them for picking up my phone. Now I'm not so sure.

I'll post pix from Kevin's roof shortly. (And no, not the other!)

posted at: 2006-06-05 11:45:12 with 1 comments

Looks like the ABA is gearing up to review Bush's signing statements. It's about time:

The ABA's president, Michael Greco, said in an interview that he proposed the task force because he believes the scope and aggressiveness of Bush's signing statements may raise serious constitutional concerns. He said the ABA, which has more than 400,000 members, has a duty to speak out about such legal issues to the public, the courts, and Congress.

The American Bar Association feels a very serious obligation to ensure that when there are legal issues that affect the American people, the ABA adopts a policy regarding such issues and then speaks out about it," Greco said.In this instance, the president's practice of attaching signing statements to laws squarely presents a constitutional issue about the separation of powers among the three branches."

This does, at least in my mind, raise questions about the ABA's practice of declaring a potential judge "adequate" or "excellent" to sit on the bench. The result of years of this behavior by the ABA have led to people like John Yoo espousing radical notions of executive privilege and certain judges failing to fight back. A judge's first and foremost obligation is to the rule of law, not to a political ideology. People who confuse the former with the latter are simply not qualified to sit on the bench, and the ABA needs to realize this.

posted at: 2006-06-05 11:31:08 with 0 comments

Did I say insanity? Well, of course, that was a silly fluff story. Few people's lives will be affected one way or the other. So for some real insanity, let's examine the DHS grant decision

The key grafs:

In this time of torment over big-city terrorism funding, Henke opted to recall her small-town upbringing. "People come to Washington and they forget where they came from and they think all knowledge, all information, all good ideas generate in the marble buildings of Washington, D.C.," she argued. "Guess what? Not true. Not true at all. I'm very fortunate, I come from a very small town in Missouri." She said she keeps a sign in her desk that says "Remember where you came from."

Henke has. St. Louis, not far from her hometown of Moscow Mills, gets a 31 percent boost in counterterrorism money under the new formula.

The new DHS plan is advertised as a "risk-based" model, but it came up with almost the opposite conclusions to a Rand Corp. study last year that calculated terrorism risk to 47 cities. Seven of the 10 highest-risk cities in the Rand study will lose funding under the DHS plan; six of the 10 lowest-risk cities in the Rand study will see increases in funds, including such hot spots as Milwaukee and Tampa.

Hmmm. More "terrorism" money for St Louis, eh? Let's just forget that NYC has been hit multiple times already by terrorists, or that DC is the most vulnerable city in the nation, preparedness-wise, to any sort of emergency. Idiots.

This is not to say that a risk-based evaluation is bad. But why was the RAND study so different than the DHS study? That's the important question that lawmakers need to ask. DHS grants are not simply pork to deliver to districts: they are vital links in keeping our country safe.

posted at: 2006-06-02 09:50:24 with 0 comments

This is insanity:

The story begins on Oct. 9, 1996, when Maier, then 12 years old and a rabid New York Yankees fan, reached over the wall at Yankee Stadium and altered the course of Game 1 of the American League Championship Series, as well as the fates -- if you care to believe in such things -- of two franchises.

The only thing worse, of course, than Maier becoming an Oriole is the thought, gasp, that the Yankees might pick him up. Perhaps for that reason alone Angelos should snag him. Either way, the kid better expect to get plenty of boos.

posted at: 2006-06-02 09:35:04 with 1 comments

I like ephpod but this story is ridiculous:

Masters told police that he installed the pinhole camera in the apartment out of "sheer curiosity." He admitted to making two videos, the one of the roommate and his girlfriend in the shower, and another one of his own girlfriend in another location, according to the warrant.

This is something I never get: if you've got a girlfriend, why do you need to film her without her knowledge? And, more importantly, why do you need to film other people?

posted at: 2006-06-01 16:58:21 with 3 comments

I don't enjoy New Jersey much. Want to know why? Well, I associate it with this:

image of new jersey

This manages to capture most of the problems with NJ: the jersey barrier ridden highways, the large industrial zones, and the generally poor weather.

Thankfully, I only spent about 4-5 hours of the weekend driving through said state. And, in fact, Jersey is still better than Delaware. Right? Right.

posted at: 2006-05-31 17:22:54 with 0 comments

I'm now back from my extremely long trip with Fincher. Total mileage was 1125 miles. I drove up (500 miles) in about 9.25 hours and back (another 500 miles) in 8 hours and 20 minutes. That's an average of 54 and 60 miles an hour, each direction. Whew. I'm getting tired just thinking about it. On the way back, I also stopped for gas which took over half-an-hour. (Literally, just in line for the silly full service people!) If it wasn't for that stop, I would've made it back even more quickly.

I'll post some pix shortly.

posted at: 2006-05-30 16:20:36 with 0 comments

I saw X-Men: The Last Stand. Then I took a survey about it. My favorite question:

In X-Men: The Last Stand, Magneto (Ian McKellen) and his army of mutants are destroying the Golden Gate Bridge. As Magneto uses his mutant powers to throw cars off of the bridge, he threatens a Mercedes-Benz SUV with a family trapped inside, but on second thought, he leaves them alone.

How well do you think this scene from X-Men: The Last Stand fits with the Mercedes-Benz SUV?

  • This scene is an excellent fit with the Mercedes-Benz SUV
  • This scene fits well with the Mercedes-Benz SUV
  • This scene somewhat fits with the Mercedes-Benz SUV
  • This scene fits poorly with the Mercedes-Benz SUV
  • This scene does not fit at all with the Mercedes-Benz SUV

At no point, during that particular sequence, did I think "Hey, that's a Mercedes Benz SUV!" Unfortunately, that wasn't a choice.

posted at: 2006-05-30 10:14:49 with 0 comments

I'm going offline for a couple days. Why? Because I'm off on an adventure with Fincher to the wilds of New England to help an old friend of Brad's ring in the coupled life. (Substitute "flood-ravaged towns" for "wilds" for more accuracy! And, seriously, if anyone else needs a Brad-substitute for parties/weddings/bar mitzvahs my rates are extremely cheap.) What vehicle will convey us there? Why, my rebuilt JCW Mini Cooper S Convertible!

rebuilt mini cooper s jcw convertible

Am I procrastinating from packing my stuff up despite needing to leave in less than an hour? You bet!

posted at: 2006-05-26 05:50:54 with 0 comments

This picture was taken Monday evening, but it's of a place where a friend-of-a-friend who came to porchin' last night works/worked/will work, namely, all soul's church.

all soul`s church

Just to counter a thought Forrest debated with me, let me say that I took about six pictures of Harvard Square that night and only two were worth uploading to the website. Yet, those two were pretty decent, for someone using a camera phone in less than ideal light.

As better technology allows regular people to take more pictures, I think you'll see an uptick in quality. Why? Because everyone has the ability to differentiate differences in aesthetic quality. The only thing holding it back it the ability to capture a particular time and place in the way we see it with our eyes. Photographers are good at that now, but in 20 years, I expect most people will be able to capture perfect sunsets, gritty urban landscapes, and regular portraits in a way they cannot currently without experience.

posted at: 2006-05-24 11:13:20 with 0 comments

Okay, I've got a backlog of pix to throw up from the past couple days, so here goes:

First up is my office. Yes, it's mundane. And yet, if you look closely you can see almost every aspect of my life contained therein. From the selection of books and movies, to the artist I enjoy, to the giant robot post-card (under the x-acto knife), with some pix of the old helena/brad/ed triumvirate, and last the machine which lets me actually work in any environment. (With a certain website showing!)

my office at home

Of course, there's also a little Augustus love (when is Rome TNG coming out?) near the exposed bricks. I don't want to forget my favorite Romans...all I need is a bust of Scipio Africanus and I'd be set.

posted at: 2006-05-24 11:03:45 with 0 comments

Ugh. The adventures with my car just went from tragic to absurd.

posted at: 2006-05-23 12:55:32 with 1 comments

A nice Slate look at Beloved. I remember taking a class in college on Morrison and Wright and coming away cold from the Morrison novels, if only because of what the Slate author explains here:

What Beloved does feel grounded in, and firmly, is a repudiation of everything that exerts a soft but nonetheless unpleasant authority in a young person's life. In place of the need to master hard knowledge or brute facts, there is folk wisdom; in place of science, animism; in place of the strict father, the self-sufficient matriarchy, first of Baby Suggs', and later Sethe's, house; and finally, in place of a man's world, the hallowed sorority of women, especially women of color—though on this last, Morrison does not insist too heavily.

The deliberate rejection of rationality, of cold hard facts, is central to Morrison's work. It's the polar opposite of Wright's fascination with the external realities of racism in America. Yet, even as a literary device, such a move complicates matters; all good ghost stories have, at their heart, an empirical problem: how can the ghost or demon be driven away?

No ghost story ever simply ends with "and then the ghost went away of its own accord". No, the typical reason (and one that creeps into Beloved, though rememory) is that the protagonists must find the cause of the ghost, right whatever wrong occurred in the past, and then go home to a quiet house. If Richard Wright wrote Beloved, I'd imagine much more emphasis on the violent acts, and much less haziness recalling them. We'd be there, when the incident occurred. Characters might brood for awhile, but no magic need arrive. Things would happen for a reason, not because of introspection on anyone's behalf.

Regardless, I certainly don't think Beloved should be the greatest novel of the past 25 years. Although that makes me wonder: what should be? Time to weigh in...

posted at: 2006-05-22 11:12:15 with 0 comments

Wow. A super busy weekend. The recap, involving lots of graduation parties and quality time spent with Loaf, Fincher and Meat will have to wait. In the interim, how about a picture from yesterday? I know that Cate would appreciate this one:

radio towers at tenleytown

The weather yesterday was, in no uncertain terms, perfect.

posted at: 2006-05-22 09:33:23 with 0 comments

I'm going to try, now that I have a better camera, to take and post at least one picture each day. Here's mine from last night, of the alley in Adams Morgan that connects Columbia to 18th St.

alley in adams morgan

It was a great evening to be on the roof deck of the Reef with Kathleen, once the crowds died down.

posted at: 2006-05-19 14:04:47 with 2 comments

So I like Tony Williams. Why? Because he's focused on the dollars-and-cents in the city of DC. Yes, there's been some cronyism, but much less than in the past. Yes, he has neglected building the city into a true livable space in his goal to revitalize downtown and make DC more business friendly. But his primary goal (he was the CFO before the Mayor) seems to have always been to bring the city out of the red and into the black. On a personal level, I admire that. But some aren't happy with the choices he made, especially when he put money pressures above the community.

I tend to think the proof is in the pudding, and anyone walking around NW DC will say that neighborhoods are coming back and the city as a whole looks nicer than it used to. Whether that translates into development east of the Anacostia is another story, but you gotta start somewhere, right?

With Mayor Williams bowing out, the next Mayor will have a much harder time pleasing residents across the city. NW is rapidly gentrifying, development in Anacostia is non-existent, and the school system is, as usual, stuck in a rut. Violence is still troubling, and many of the city's departments are still completely dysfunctional. Tackling these problems has to be a priority of the next mayor. In a way, Williams left just at the right moment: he'll be remembered for bringing the city back to life, but the really tough problems (crime/education/etc) will have to be addressed by the next mayor, who will already be under fire for failing to turn around the city in those areas the same way Williams helped balance the budget. It's a tough road.

That's why it's important the next mayor be the right person for the job, and why I was saddened to see Mayor Williams endorse Linda Cropp. I've never been a fan of Cropp, and the final straw for me came during the baseball debate. No, not her desire to scuttle the deal, which was bad. It was her decision to "postpone" a simultaneous bond sale (essentially, at the same time stadium bonds would be sold, education/library bonds would also go on sale for a similar amount, which would mean that the city was spending just as much luring a team to DC as they were on local educational infrastructure) so that the stadium bonds would be sold immediately, and that the library/education bonds would be taken up later.

And by "later", of course, she meant "never".

As someone who wanted baseball to come to DC, I was excited to see many of the people who were anti-baseball come together for the educational bond issue. I know that the stadium is a money-hole for the city, but by tying it to a real social good, Cropp could've made a real difference in the lives of all Washingtonians, not just the owners of MLB.

Having declared myself anti-Cropp, therefore, I now have to choose a new mayor, which brings me, finally, to my question: who are you supporting for Mayor? I found out last night that Kathleen is a big Fenty backer. But where do the rest of you stand? I know that Pell has seen them all speak (at an HRC forum, which admittedly, meant the questions didn't cover a huge range of topics) but has anyone else?

posted at: 2006-05-19 10:54:52 with 1 comments

Normally I don't like to link to articles that have been referenced by JMM or Atrios, simply because I assume most have read them. But if you haven't read this delightful takedown of Tom Friedman, you really should:

Such praise is not uncommon. Friedman's appeal seems to rest on his ability to discuss complex issues in the simplest possible terms. On a recent episode of MSNBC's Hardball (5/11/06), for example, Friedman boiled down the intricacies of the Iraq situation into a make-or-break deadline: "Well, I think that we're going to find out, Chris, in the next year to six months—probably sooner—whether a decent outcome is possible there, and I think we're going to have to just let this play out."

That confident prediction would seem a lot more insightful, however, if Friedman hadn't been making essentially the same forecast almost since the beginning of the Iraq War. A review of Friedman's punditry reveals a long series of similar do-or-die dates that never seem to get any closer.

"The next six months in Iraq—which will determine the prospects for democracy-building there—are the most important six months in U.S. foreign policy in a long, long time." (New York Times, 11/30/03)

Go read them all. Saying that something will be fixed "just around the corner" is punting the ball. Do that enough times and you're back in your own endzone, the game over.

posted at: 2006-05-19 10:35:31 with 0 comments

I love lolita. It's hilarious and a great novel.

I hate John Derbyshire. He's not funny, and thinks you can tell what age women are most attractive by the average age they are sexually assaulted at.

Yeah, that's about as sketchy as one can get, right?

posted at: 2006-05-19 10:21:12 with 0 comments

Okay, I finally got the archives section working again. Go check it out to see how to navigate back in time through the website.

This means the only sections left to fix are:

  • members
  • search
  • images
  • backend

I'll try to get search working next, then probably update the css for the imageserver and backend pages, with the members section (the hardest job of the three) being the final item to tackle.

posted at: 2006-05-18 13:07:22 with 2 comments

So, as it turns out, I'm running for a position with the Ward One Democrats, on the slate, no less:

This Saturday, May 20 there will be an election of officers for the Ward One Democrats.

Stop by to vote anytime between 10:30 am to 1 pm

REEVES CENTER at 14th and U St. NW Metro Accessible.

Please attend

Running:

  • Kathie Boettrich, Chair
  • John Adams, Vice Chair
  • Edward, Corresponding Secretary
  • Bryan Martin Firvida, Recording Secretary

If you live in Ward One (doesn't everyone?) I could sure use your vote. Just vote for the slate! (Writing in "edward" would be, sadly, somewhat counterproductive)

posted at: 2006-05-18 10:26:54 with 0 comments

This is why I like working in our DC office:

tree in front of l`enfant metro

The best greenspace means plenty of sun for lunchtime reading. Plus, you get to make fun of tourists. Clearly, a killer combo.

posted at: 2006-05-17 14:27:45 with 0 comments

So a long time ago I came up with a bunch of titles for the website, which were seemingly random. They'd show up on the main page and say things like 'the dredwerkz - partisan rangers' or 'the dredwerkz - city of trees'. The full list is located right here.

Only, it's not the full list. Someone (Brad? Helena? Me?) managed to delete all the new entries after the first bunch. So either I can pay my web provider a large amount of money to restore from backup, or I can just try to recreate the ones I remember. Which is where you come in: do you remember any of them? If so, just add a comment and I'll try to add it back in.

posted at: 2006-05-17 12:38:13 with 5 comments

For the next two weeks (porchin' and previous calendar items excepted) I'm going into financial lockdown mode: that means no crazy spending, got it?

Being a good capitalist, I always tend to spend almost as much as I take in, but this time I'm serious: no more spending until I climb back into the black.

posted at: 2006-05-16 10:40:57 with 2 comments

Did people miss Colbert's performance? Because as I was reading this oh-so-boring profile of Tony Snow I came across this gem of a final paragraph:

Some friends were surprised that Snow accepted Bush's job offer, given his recent health problems. "Why he is doing this is absolutely beyond me," Beckel says. But "he has got a great deal of spiritual faith."

And that may be what becoming the public face of an administration in trouble requires: a leap of faith.

"I agonized a lot about whether to do this," Snow says. "Now I have no doubt. It's just your gut."

At first I thought, "what an idiot, he sounds just like Colbert!" Later, after some reflection, I came to the conclusion that perhaps, oddly enough, Snow as referring to his bout with colon cancer, thus saying it was "just" (as in, only) his "gut" (as in, colon/small intestine) and thus not important. Maybe it's a weird Snow joke. Then I went back to my original conclusion that Snow is an idiot.

Why? Because of thoughts like this:

Snow majored in philosophy and wasn't sure what to do after his 1977 graduation. He was a caseworker for the mentally ill in North Carolina, driving tens of thousands of miles dealing with what he calls "really hard, gut-wrenching cases." He spent time teaching in Cincinnati and also in Kenya, which he says convinced him of "the incredible failure of socialism." And he spent a year doing graduate work in economics and philosophy at the University of Chicago.

There's that gut again! And wow, who knew that in the late seventies, the problems in Cincinnati and Kenya could be tied to "socialism"? I guess the war on poverty was pretty silly stuff, eh? A good thing the private sector swooped in to rescue both of those areas, right? (And what does Kenya have to do with socialism? Perhaps a better analogy would be counter-insurgencies...)

My gut tells me Snow is going to be the worst Press Secretary ever. Why? Because he's trying to be friendly to the journalists...as someone who wants the process to work properly (and it's been broken almost the entire Bush presidency) I admire his efforts. But the sad fact is that Fleischer and McClellan, while awful press secretaries, were quite useful in their roles to the administration. They ensured, day after day, that no news came from the White House. Snow, by contrast, will probably let slip some juicy tidbits from time to time. And in this administration, a "juicy tidbit" is often a "leak which damages credibility". Let's start the snowstorm!

posted at: 2006-05-15 10:17:49 with 0 comments

Four bang worthy, indeed:

President Bush’s job-approval rating has fallen to its lowest mark of his presidency, according to a new Harris Interactive poll. Of 1,003 U.S. adults surveyed in a telephone poll, 29% think Mr. Bush is doing an “excellent or pretty good” job as president, down from 35% in April and significantly lower than 43% in January. Approval ratings for Congress overall also sank, and now stand at 18%.

Breaking the 30% barrier is huge...few presidents have ever fallen so far. People are finally starting to wake up and realize we need new leadership, in all branches of government.

Time to bust out the champagne and make a toast to taking our country back!

posted at: 2006-05-12 09:43:34 with 1 comments

Regardless of my disdain for the idea of privacy, I do feel that in America, certain things are sacred (hint: they're in the constitution!) and one of those is a presumption of innocence until proven guilty. If I purchase a TiVo and it tracks my television viewing, it does so for marketing purposes, not to determine if I'm a violent criminal. Why? Because the government is not involved. (If violent criminals were found to purchase Coke over Pepsi, I'm sure marketing folks would find a way to sell them soda on their way to their latest assault) To contrast, if the government were to begin tracking where automobiles traveled, such a use could clearly not be for marketing. The government isn't in the business of selling soda: it's in the business of stopping crime. And that's where a bright line must be drawn; the police don't have the right to stop cars heading to a 'suspicious neighborhood' any more than the NSA has the right to intercept phone calls that 'look suspicious'. Sure, both might cut crime slightly, but as any good 4th amendment scholar will tell you, unreasonable searches are simply not permitted, unless an agency has probable cause to obtain a warrant.

This situation, however, is far worse, because rather than the police (or the NSA) presuming folks are guilty, it's as if the police called every gas station (except the qwest ones!) and said "make a log of who stops here" in order to track cars. Such a system would be narrowly "legal" in that the gas station attendants wouldn't be doing anything inappropriate. Plus, their decision to "voluntarily" hand over the records to the police would seem to mean no laws were broken. However, this gets around the point above: such a move still presumes people are guilty.

To tie this back to the NSA, having large telecom companies "coerced" by the government into providing free access to their databases for the NSA to data mine clearly goes against that idea: if we are presumed innocent, then why are we being spied upon?

This is not to say that such an idea is illegal: these are private companies and they can do with their data what they wish. (Although I'd suggest all good progressives immediately start flocking to Qwest to show our support for private companies that 'get it') But the collusion between the government and private industry is astounding: I assume the NSA will do whatever it takes to spy upon people. But I never assumed they'd simply pay existing telecoms into providing data.

What's the point of all the fancy sigint equipment if, at the end of the day, the solution is to call Bob at Verizon up and do a data dump directly?

Regardless, even if some people aren't angry, they should be. Simply because a majority of people think it's cool to hand over phone records without a warrant doesn't make it any less important. (Tyranny of the majority, anyone?)

Until we live in a country where people are assumed to be criminals, we must fight to preserve our constitution. And this set of warrant-less data analysis goes against that idea. People will argue that the program increases security. But cops argue that about profiling, too! We cannot trade our liberty for such an abomination.

posted at: 2006-05-12 09:12:52 with 0 comments

As most of you know, I'm not terribly concerned with the increasing lack of privacy in the world. (Shame, as a concept, is a pretty weak thing to hang a "right" upon.) RFID tags aren't going to lead to big brother, etc. etc.

As I'm setting up my new google calendar, therefore, I instantly moved many of my items into my "public" calendar with the exception of trivial things that clutter up the main mess. Then I came across a dilemma: do I put my friend's birthdays into the public or private calendar?

On one level, the information is public knowledge. Yet does the world need to know whose birthday's I have in my calendar? I think, all things being equal, that I'd probably import them into the public side. What do you guys believe? (Since it is likely your birthdays I'm moving over!)

posted at: 2006-05-10 11:28:20 with 4 comments

What with all the angry bashing of Jonathan Chait at TNR I thought I'd remind people of the best Chait smackdown, in TNR itself, from my favorite Jonathan, Jonathan Cohn. Let's revisit it, shall we?

Perhaps you'd argue that the political consequences of taking firmer stands on the tax cuts and the war would have brought about electoral catastrophe for the Democrats in 2002. But how much worse could it have been? We can't rerun the election, so we'll never know for sure, but didn't the Democrats lose every vulnerable Senate seat but one? And didn't I hear over and over again, in news interviews and in the polls, that voters supported Republicans because they couldn't figure out where the Democrats stood on the issues? Here, again, I think Dean makes a pretty compelling case: Politically, sometimes its better be strong and wrong than weak and right.

Vintage Cohn. TNR isn't a bad publication: for every person on the board who voted to endorse Lieberman, there was a Cohn defending Dean and showing the right way to win votes in America.

posted at: 2006-05-09 18:53:47 with 0 comments

Help! I'm being swamped with work, at work! (In addition to fuming over having my rental car repo'd and then won back again. Grr!)

In other news, I saw Tom Toles at a party on Friday night. Go figure.

posted at: 2006-05-09 17:52:21 with 0 comments

If you haven't heard yet, be sure to check the "best moment" of the Bush administration right here.

In many ways, however, this encapsulates an important truth for the White House Press Corps: instead of trying to stump Bush (by asking him what the greatest mistake of his presidency was, for instance), reporters should try to get him to boast about things. Both methods can be quite revealing.

posted at: 2006-05-08 13:05:40 with 0 comments

Oh, the somewhat odd USDA:

Career appointees at the Department of Agriculture were stunned last week to receive e-mailed instructions that include Bush administration "talking points" -- saying things such as "President Bush has a clear strategy for victory in Iraq" -- in every speech they give for the department.

...later...

Now, you might still be scratching your heads, trying to figure out how this is going to work when people expect a talk about agriculture issues. Not to worry. The attachments -- which can be viewed at http://www.washingtonpost.com/fedpage -- show how easy it is to work a little Iraq happy talk into just about anything.

There's a sample introduction: "Several topics I'd like to talk about today -- Farm Bill, trade with Japan, WTO, avian flu . . . but before I do, let me touch on a subject people always ask about . . . progress in Iraq." See? Smooth as silk.

Hilarious. I'm not terribly unhappy I no longer work there, considering. The career people at the USDA are all hard-working professionals, helping rural communities, keeping our forests healthy or testing herds for diseases. The political appointees, on the other hand, don't seem to understand what the mission of the USDA actually is. Instead, they seem to view the purpose of the USDA as the ability to get Republicans elected to office. Odd, eh?

posted at: 2006-05-08 12:45:36 with 0 comments

Whoa! Wonder what this is about? A little Kyle 'Dusty' Foggo love, perhaps?

(just checked talkingpointsmemo and they're speculating the exact same way)

posted at: 2006-05-05 13:54:39 with 1 comments

So while in the midst of hanging out, ahem, studying securities law with Fincher yesterday, we wandered by the Kennedy Center to see if their restaurant/cafe on the roof was open. The vistas were singularly amazing (I'll post a picture later) but there were a fair number of pre-teen tourists about.

Entering the elevator to go to the top, a man passed us and I immediately thought, "That's Matt Cooper". I mentioned it to Fincher, who replied that she didn't know who Matt Cooper was. While explaining, we reached the top floor and emerged to discover that the cafe was closed and that the restaurant seemed to be having some sort of fete for Court TV. Dismayed that we couldn't eat, Fincher and I walked outside, took in the view, then returned.

As I passed the table where the CourtTV promotional women were working, I stopped, hesitated, and then asked if I could ask them an odd question. "Do you want a gift bag?" the lady responded, in a manner designed to convey she didn't wish to give me one.

"No, no, I just wanted to know if Matt Cooper was just here a minute ago."

"Yes, that was him!" Impressed with my knowledge of random reporters I turned to leave, and then a few steps later on an impulse wheeled to come about, saying, "Oh, hey, can I get a gift bag?" Some witty banter later, the lady said yes.

Fincher snagged one from the woman and we went back downstairs, armed with a goody bag which included some choice items. In addition to not knowing about Cooper, she also hadn't heard of CourtTV, causing her to say the memorable line, "Why would I have heard of CourtTV? I mean, I'm in law school!"

When she opened the bag, however, it became clear my bantering skills had paid off: I managed to score a nicely broken-in CourtTV hat, a copy of a magazine, a bottle of vodka (!) and best of all, a pen that doubles as a voice-recorder! All for merely guessing Cooper's name.

posted at: 2006-05-04 12:46:51 with 1 comments

Cate is online! Hooray!

She joins the company of Jill, Jenna and Sigourney.

posted at: 2006-05-04 12:07:38 with 0 comments

Tuesday afternoon was my first time at your fine establishment. What a phenomenal space! What a great courtyard! What stunningly inept, slow, and amateur bar service!

At almost any given point, there were no less than five people behind your bar during the course of our afternoon there. Yet somehow, every attempt to get a drink took no less than 20 minutes at minimum to obtain, during an ostensible “Happy Hour.”

At first it was funny—various members of our party would stroll off toward the porch to get a drink…and take a long while to come back. And then a longer while… And still longer. And they each came out looking more haggard. But it was still funny: “I’m going in! Wish me luck! Ha ha!”

However, as the sunlight of a beautiful spring day (half the reason we were there, to enjoy the company of friends in a stunning courtyard) began to be wasted, as conversations become halting and members of our group began to drift away in frustration, the humor disappeared.

(At first we though it was class-related—we’re 20-somethings, and there was a row of late middle-aged bejowled men in stunningly conservative blue suits lining the bar inside—but a conversation with one revealed that they weren’t having much luck either, and suffered even more from the Pac-Man-like maze hunt that was finding your bathroom.)

But every bar has an off night. Every restaurant runs into a jam at the credit card reader occasionally. I understand, and would never hold that against the restaurant or my server. If you’re rushed and hustling, I’m not going to assume it’s your fault. I can and do wait patiently.

But the final straw was when I placed my last order—a Stella Artois, a specialty Martini, and the request to close out my tab—and got to watch the disaster that was the Post Moderne Brasserie bartending staff in action. It took almost 10 minutes for the Stella to arrive—10 minutes to open a bottle in a fridge I could see from where I stood!—and worse yet, the Martini did not arrive with it. Nor did my server then go to mix the Martini. No, she went on to serve other people (who, to be fair, were all equally as desperate to get out of this horrifying restaurant Purgatory) before finally, a good 20 minutes later, returning with my drink.

Who does this? Who splits up a drink order? It makes no sense. Serve each person roughly in the order they arrive if possible, fill their whole order, and get them away from the bar happy, so you can devote your attention to the next customer. Don’t trap him there while you badly multitask and teach him to resent you!

Not to mention I still had to wait over 10 minutes more for my credit card. (In retrospect, my first mistake was not loading up on small bills before I went out. My second mistake was actually offering up my credit card too early (or at all), thus making myself a hostage. Otherwise I could have—the first time in my life I’ve ever even considered it—dined and dashed, or at least bartered for a discount from the criminal $18.57—for a single beer and a single adequate drink—on account of pain and suffering.)

Here’s a tip any manager could suggest. Next time, have one server handle restaurant orders, one handle the inside bar, and one the porch and courtyard. If necessary, have a fourth to pick up any slack (maybe a fifth if the restaurant volume is high). And make sure the drinks in any one order arrive somewhat simultaneously. Give your staff that tip, and I’ll actually leave one behind…in cash, rather than the note I scrawled on my credit card receipt (another first in my life): “I WANT THE LAST 1/2 HOUR OF MY LIFE BACK.”

(Or, to put it in another perspective, it just occurred to me that my drive from Baltimore to D.C. during rush hour to get to your bar took less time than it did for your bar to then serve me and settle up.)

By the way, we ended up at Zaytinya—equally as stylish, with equally nice drinks, better food (olive oil ice cream!), and prompt, efficient service.

But don’t worry, we’ll be back. Your courtyard was too stunning and the May afternoon too memory-making to resist. So please say “Hi” to us next time you see us, Poste Moderne Brasserie. We’ll be the well-dressed 20-somethings in your courtyard chatting happily away as we sip from 40s in paper sacks and thermoses full of gin & tonics and homemade mojitos. No need to take our order; we’ll come for the atmosphere and the wicker, but we’ll be serving ourselves from now on.

posted at: 2006-05-04 09:55:40 with 1 comments

Just for novelty's sake, could people please stop doing reviews about book reviews when they haven't read the book in question?

This harkens back to my post about authenticity: instead of simply criticizing the premise of the argument the authors make in the book, Scott Shields points to someone else (who, unlike Shields, has actually read the material in question!) to justify his position.

Otherwise, people would simply say "Shields hasn't read the book so cannot offer an opinion". Yet by grabbing the fig leaf from TNR, Shields words attempt to become authentic. The only problem? Well, TNR piece (aside: does anyone else know how to properly punctuate TNR? I mean, is there another acronym utilizing "the" in the name? I can never decide whether to slap a the before TNR or just to leave it blank, hoping people know TNR stands for The New Republic) is actually quite bad.

Why? Let's roll the tape:

But the key to Saunders' success isn't his message; it's his audience. For people whose image of the South is defined by Deliverance and "Hee Haw," Saunders isn't revealing secrets so much as reaffirming stereotypes--stereotypes that in reality bear little resemblance to the modern South, stereotypes that might easily offend many voters, white and black. And he's pushing a populist agenda that, while certainly full of good liberal ideas, is hardly the message that's going to capture the South's burgeoning middle class. In other words, Saunders may win many politicians' ears by playing the Southern minstrel, but those who follow his advice won't win many votes.

As a southerner, reading the book (yeah, I'm actually reading it!) I've found it to be quite informative and hardly stereotypical. The book fights back against stereotypes of race, class and culture to show that most people in rural America aren't the wife-beating, trash throwing idiots northerners believe them to be.

Worse, though, than the mis-characterization of the book, is the idea that the strain of populism Saunders subscribes to is bad politics. Need facts to back that up? Well, Risen's got you covered:

Failing to grasp the subtle but important class and demographic distinctions of the modern South, Saunders casts the entire region in the role of Bubba, the good-hearted, God-fearing country boy. "Bubba stands for a blue-collar outlook that transcends gender, color, economic, and geographic bounds," Saunders and Jarding write. There is something to this, in a David Brooks-ian, pop sociology way. I grew up in upper-middle-class Nashville, and I can attest to the number of lawyers' sons who sported Duck boots, drove mud-caked Jimmys, and dipped Skoal. But my guess is that, when it came to the polls, they and their parents voted as most people do: protecting their economic and social interests. They wouldn't vote for a populist, regardless of which NASCAR team he backed.

My guess? My guess? Risen's own eyes attest to the fact that many upper-class southerners hold on to their roots. Yet he guesses that most people would vote against a populist.

By that logic, the Dubai ports deal would have gone through. And if the administration had just "sold" their social security plan better, it would've passed to.

No, populism is alive and well, and unlike the naysayers in the media who instantly nixed Gore's "people versus the powerful" campaign meme, most people in America want to root for the underdog. Just look at the increasing cost of oil: when the Post sent reporters out to get a feel for how people were reacting, almost everyone didn't blame the GOP, or Congress, or even support the Democrats. They uniformly blamed the oil companies for their profit gouging. That's not protecting their "economic and social interest". That's populism.

Even Risen's analysis of what is wrong with the Saunders/Jarding idea seems to reinforce their point:

Not that Jarding and Saunders have much to say about the dynamics of race in the South--perhaps because any concerted effort to appeal to working-class and rural whites runs the risk of putting off Southern black voters. While NASCAR and country music have both begun to make inroads into the black community, it will still be a long time before a politician-sponsored stock-car race brings out racially mixed crowds.

Both authors have conceded that NASCAR isn't diverse at the moment, although it aims to be. But both are also unapologetic about targeting voters beyond the base. They claim that, for too long, the Democrats have "written off" southern states and rural voters in particular. Risen, then, seems to make their point for them, implying that since black voters don't visit NASCAR, it's not worth the time and energy.

That's fine, coming from TNR. But to see such a statement echoed on MyDD is odd, because MyDD has always been a huge proponent of contesting every race, in every party of the country. That means rural races, which shows Mudcat is right: we cannot simply cede large blocks of the electorate to the GOP.

Risen concludes:

A real Democratic Southern strategy would take into account that, today, the South exists only as a faint echo of its former self; there are so many different "Souths" as to vitiate the term itself. True, a plan for making headway in rural communities is a good idea, as are efforts to play down cultural issues and the elitist stigma attached to Democrats. But that's as true in northern Michigan as it is in southern Alabama. Maybe the best Southern strategy is one that refuses to fetishize the South in the first place. That might not please Saunders, but I bet most other Southerners would appreciate it.

As a southerner, I think he's dead wrong: most members of the South appreciate the odd fetishization. There aren't (at least to my knowledge) "self-hating southerners" beyond those of us who recognize racism where it breeds and seek to abolish it. And, to be honest, I cringed many times during the campaign when Dean (and later Kerry) would display an odd New England touch. Yet Dean (and not Kerry) definitely understood that we needed to win the South back into the fold, while Kerry wrote off the entire region.

It's time to fight back, and the book itself is a good blueprint for how to do so. Having made it 3/4 of the way through the book, I can highly recommend it.

posted at: 2006-05-02 16:13:17 with 0 comments

After studying with Fincher a bit, I realized that there are tons of jobs whose very existence will be threatened in the next several decades. What do these jobs have in common?

Many of them tend to be inter-relationship positions, keeping two groups of people who need to deal with one another separate. (Any sort of broker-based job would fall into this category, which I'll call the Tom Smykowski syndrome.) Another large group are positions that exist to take publicly available information and convey it to people in an easy way. Finally, there are jobs which are simply able to be mechanized. Let's examine some, and if you guys know of any more, feel free to add some in the comments. I'm putting my estimate for how long they'll still be around following their title.

The first group:

  • Real Estate Agents (15 years)
  • Telephone Operators (5 years)
  • Travel Agents (15 years)
  • Car Dealers (20 years)
  • Stock Broker (20 years)

The second group:

  • Lawyers (50 years)
  • Local News Anchors (25 years)
  • Tour Guides (25 years)
  • Investment Advisor (50 years)

The final group:

  • Metro Drivers (50 years)
  • Bus Drivers (50 years)
  • Gas Station Attendants/Employees (25 years)
  • Television Producers (50 years)
  • Bank Employees (25 years)
  • Grocery Store Checkout Employees (25 years)

This is not to say, of course, that the demise of these positions is a good thing, per say. Merely that the economics make such positions untenable in the long run. Who would pay someone to resell their house when they could deal directly with a buyer for less money? Likewise, as more public information becomes accessibly, formerly closed information will make certain jobs less important. Why hire a lawyer if you could get sound legal advice from the web? (Assuming you'd trust it!)

Any other positions come to mind?

posted at: 2006-05-02 12:43:29 with 5 comments

sometimes after a fifteen hour day the mind tends to wander, so it was not surprising that after enjoying a couple episodes of a gift from ed, i realized that ten years had passed since i left the hallowed halls of high boredom, excuse me, i mean high school.

and no, this isn't a post encouraging people to go to reunion, since if you think that i'm the sort of person who would organize such an event, i guess you've been drinking some of the ronald juice.

instead i wondered about a different sort of reunion - one with an earlier version of myself. would high school brad like the self that i've become, or would hsb be disgusted, or would hsb be overwhelmingly bored with the prospect of meeting some old dude? but more interesting would be the reflections of the 'werkz - what plans worked out, what failed, and what did you discover? and not in a banal well i'm still searching for life expositional fashion, but rather the nitty gritty desires that seemed to dominate teenage life that now seem so wonderfully quaint.

i can picture it now, with our high school versions tittering about the various clothes, about who got hot and who got fat, and who got rich but still lacked style. and our current selves would likely try and deny that we ever looked so juvenile while trying to appear worldly. and maybe a few of us would toss back martinis and try and cheat - try and give a few hints to the earlier versions. what would i say? pull out of the tech funds in '99, gin and vodka are meant to be taken internally, and you'll wear those orange abercrombie parachute pants exactly one time and they will fail to produce any wicked babes...

posted at: 2006-05-01 14:44:09 with 4 comments

Read the entire colbert bit from the WHC dinner!

The point is the heart-warming story of a man who was repeatedly punched in the face. So don't pay attention to the approval ratings that say 68% of Americans disapprove of the job this man is doing. I ask you this, does that not also logically mean that 68% approve of the job he's not doing? Think about it. I haven't.

I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.

Priceless.

posted at: 2006-05-01 14:33:29 with 1 comments

Okay, after reading this piece I desperately want a cheesesteak. Anyone care to join me?

When I walked into the joint, I could tell from the smell of the air that they had something good going there. The air reeked of grease, onions, and peppers -- exactly what you would expect from a cheesesteak joint. (I call it a joint and not a restaurant because I consider a restaurant to be a place where it's possible to eat the contents of your meal without dripping the grease on you pants.)

Any place that gets favorable comparison's to Jim's in Philly is good in my book. Bring on the 'wiz!

posted at: 2006-05-01 13:56:15 with 0 comments

Posted, without comment, an image of Sigourney's dog, clearly missing the frisbee tossed at it by a mile:

sigourney dog missing frisbee

She's building a super-cool vegetable garden in a series of raised beds. My favorite comment from her? "Now, if only I could grow burgers..."

posted at: 2006-05-01 12:31:03 with 0 comments

Inspired by this WaPo article, I have been musing about managing risk. The article, in a nutshell, says that private insurers and risk-assessors are recognizing that the risk from extreme weather is now greater than they have traditionally dealt with, and they're reacting.

The sentence that really shows the scope and immediacy of the problem:

Allstate Corp., the industry's second-largest company, has ceased writing homeowners policies in Louisiana, Florida and coastal parts of Texas and New York state.

It seems to me that there are at least three levels on which this problem needs to be dealt with:

  1. On the individual level, order our own lives in ways that minimize our own risk.
  2. On the short-term political level, influence local and federal government decision-makers to reduce people's exposure to that risk (e.g. through construction permits and building codes) and deal with the existing risk (e.g., perhaps, through funding of government insurance schemes).
  3. On the long-term combined political / economic level, apply pressure to reduce human society's contribution to phenomena like "higher sea surface temperatures" (which led "Risk Management Solutions Inc. [to raise] its estimate of insurance losses this year by nearly 50 percent above pre-2004 baselines for the East and Gulf coasts.").

I invite comments to examine one or more of these levels.

posted at: 2006-04-30 21:51:56 with 5 comments

So tonight is the last night I'm going to be seeing a Filmfest DC film: 3 Needles.

Yesterday I saw Free Zone and the day before John & Jane Doe: Toll Free

I'm normally not much of a documentary film person, yet John and Jane was quite good, with excellent cinematography and a method that eschewed a blatant "message". I entered thinking that the film would be overtly anti-call center, and though it didn't glorify the work, it did show how different Indians attempted to overcome the essential dehumanizing influences of the job.

More than anything, J&J seemed to show that the call center not only dehumanize Indians, but Americans as well. None of the products hawked over the phone seemed useful or necessary. Most of the film's phone calls seemed to involve slamming, that is, the practice of getting customers to switch long-distance providers through unsolicited phone calls. Such actions are currently illegal, yet made up a large portion of revenue for MCI and AT&T in the past.

One comes away with a sense that the products/services being sold by the Indians to the unsuspecting (frequently elderly) Americans are almost as dehumanizing as the work itself. I didn't leave the theater feeling sorry for anyone: I left angry that companies could invest millions in worthless schemes that left no one better off. The sooner the call center could be replaced by an auto-dialer, in my opinion, the better. Either way, the film explores these issues in a way which is ambiguous and yet satisfying by showing an entire range of Indians and their reactions to the work.

Free Zone, on the other hand, I found less than satisfying. Although Pell and I disagreed on the cinematography (she thought it was the best part; I thought the excessive use of the shakicam seemed pointless) we both agreed that the script seemed shaky. The continuous interleaving stories resulted in several subplots being introduced, briefly explored, then abandoned, leaving the viewer to wonder what the point was, if one even existed. You wouldn't think you could make a movie about the intersection between America, Israel and Palestine being boring, and yet, that's just what it was. Don't get me wrong: I think movies that are open-ended are fine, so long as I come away with something. Free Zone merely left me cold. And getting Natalie Portman to leave me feeling that way is an indictment in and of itself.

posted at: 2006-04-28 16:15:10 with 0 comments

Today is the last day you can vote to decide who should be memorialized by the DC Commission on the Arts and the Humanities. All the choices are prominent Washingtonians and guests who contributed to our fine city. Once the statue subjects are chosen, and the artists complete their work, the statues will be (hopefully) put into Statuary Hall. Congress doesn't want this to happen, predictably. So go vote today and in a month or two once they're finished, you'll get to see the political firestorm that erupts if Congress tries to stop us.

posted at: 2006-04-28 12:04:25 with 0 comments

Time for my regular media update. Since the last installment two weeks ago I've finished the following books:

Movie-wise, I've managed to catch:

I'll have more to say about the latter two films shortly, as they were both included in the Filmfest DC program, another film of which I'm seeing tonight.

posted at: 2006-04-28 11:58:46 with 2 comments

It's that nagging feeling that has dogged me day to day. Not the absence of my car (which is annoying, and yet because of the certainty of its eventual return, not so horribly frustrating), but the loss of a watch.

One knows, eventually, it will turn up. And yet in the interim, after all hiding places have been checked, bartenders asked, and timelines revisited, the thought occurs: what if it is gone?

This morning I found my watch, hiding under a piece of furniture. A great way to begin the day. Now I just have to figure out a way to cancel that e-bay auction I entered for a replacement...

posted at: 2006-04-28 09:41:59 with 0 comments

Another near perfect day. A few clouds, but overall cool temps and blue skies.

clouds in the sky

Only a week or so left until I get my car back, hopefully.

posted at: 2006-04-26 19:04:01 with 0 comments

I love giant robot but in the latest issue Erik Nakamura interviews his brother Dan and the result is both satisfying and deeply disturbing.

Early on in the piece (sorry, it's not online!) Dan mentions wistfully the days when artists could sample with abandon, pulling musical moments from all types of media. He laments that today, such an undertaking would be "not financially feasible". He concludes, "It's a shame, because I think it's a very important part of 20th Century music." Sounds like an advocate for smart intellectual property laws, right? Wrong:

Later in the article, when the subject of music piracy comes up, he gets much more agitated.

"I think that the government has to really crack down on downloading music and movies. How far away are we from downloading medical formulas? I'm serious; these guys spend half a million dollars on drug research. Don't you think that in about five years we'll have a chemistry set and be able to do that kind of thing?

Or how are you going to stop somebody from downloading a PDF and then silk screening it onto a shirt? Protecting intellectual property is something that needs to be addressed on a much more stern level than it is right now. It's hurting the music industry, but that's just a small fish in the bigger picture."

Wow. There are so many things wrong with these sentiments I hardly know where to begin. For starters, let's dismiss the "downloadable formula" business. Countries already know how to make generic drugs. America's IP police have kept them from saving millions of lives in sub-Saharan Africa already. If some kid in South Africa could make generic AIDS drugs from scratch, on the sly, they'd be doing it already.

And my god, did he really say that downloading a pdf and printing it on a t-shirt is bad? Where the hell is the thought police when you need them, Dan?

Finally, let's not forget the total disconnect Nakamura elides over: the entire reason that he can no longer make music with tons of samples in it is the burdensome IP laws he's pushing so hard for! If artists in the 80's had the use of a creative commons audio license, he wouldn't be in this bind.

It's enough to make any copyleft robot sign with frustration.

posted at: 2006-04-26 11:50:45 with 0 comments

If you didn't get the e-mail, we're having a party on May the 6th, the day after No Pants Day. Of course, it being the day after, we'll expect everyone to be properly attired. And if you didn't get the e-mail, contact me! (As if the readership of this site were large enough to matter.)

posted at: 2006-04-26 11:33:23 with 0 comments

As I was saying to Pell last night, I'm not the biggest fan of Senator McCain. But among the GOP, there's few I hold in higher esteem than Senator Warner. Why? Because he's willing to buck the party line occasionally.

Then again, why does the bar get to be set so low for Republicans? Would any Democrat have hesitated to ask for Rumsfeld's resignation at this point were we in control? Even if the president was a Democrat?

One of the hallmarks of America has been civilian control of the military. Rumsfeld has done more to threaten this than any other Secretary of Defense in the past, through his inability to deal with problems in a rational manner. The sign of good leadership is when people aren't afraid to voice problems to your face, without fear of retribution. In this administration, however, toeing the party line is far more important than actually getting the job done.

Most Democrats and voters understand that. Why it's taken so long for the GOP to realize that the voters know this is bizarre.

posted at: 2006-04-26 11:13:50 with 0 comments

It's no great secret that I'm not a fan of the idea of the authentic, whether referring to books or social groupings. If someone has a vintage first-edition novel, I'm well aware that it is worth far more than a recent copy or, gasp, an edition hosted on project gutenberg. But in my mind, such a distinction is arbitrary: to your average person, the same amount of information is contained within either.

Yet we privilege one above the other because it is authentic: an actual book rather than a simulacrum. Such a distinction seems silly to me, especially because the things that give a book its authenticity are also the very limitations that bind it; the ability of pages to degrade over time result in rare books being handled by only a few people, thus limiting the very information they seek to disseminate.

In a book, such a failure is a tragedy. Books aren't meant to be kept in libraries: they're meant to be read! The entire purpose of a library is to greater facilitate the transfer of knowledge between individuals. True, in the past and even today, libraries work hard at restoring old books. But such an effort can only be termed useful if the purpose is to continue to spread information. To restore an ancient manuscript merely to keep it locked away is counterproductive.

Authenticity bothers me on a social level, as well. Unlike the disingenuous of keeping books locked away, frequently authenticity is used as a means to separate people. In the past, this worked somewhat well: given a complex power dynamic between two sets of people, limiting access to the other group was part and parcel of keeping a social culture intact. The Japanese were a good example of this: by limiting foreigners access to their country in the eighteenth century, they reduced the chance that their culture would be diluted. As soon as the borders were reopened, western culture moved in rapidly and soon traditional kimonos were being replaced with dinner jackets. Soon, one could tell a "modern" Japanese man from a "traditional" one.

This cuts to the heart of the problem I have with social authenticity. In the past, one didn't choose to become a group. If we look at residents in the ante-bellum South we see they were just that: Southerners. If a person from Illinois moved south, they were labeled a "carpet-bagger", rather than someone from Illinois or a southerner. Thus, one's authenticity allowed access to a wide range of different ideas, curtailed only by same authenticity. Southerners could discuss matters about their own lands, and Northerners could as well. Crossing the line, however, created problems, for both sides.

This power dynamic, however, was clearly flawed. Post-reconstruction, northerners could retreat back to their homes and claim victory over the evils of the South. Yet simultaneously, southerners could begin rebuilding the racist structures so recently demolished. The tacit agreement was to simply ignore racism in the North, and to frown upon its existence in the South, yet wink simultaneously. Only a "true southerner" could opine about the South, and likewise only a "true yankee" could tackle racism in the northern states. By limiting such dialogs to authentic members of each group, racism survived.

Brought into today, millions of different subgroups exist for every possible idea. Living in DC I can identify myself as a southerner, as a WASP, as a resident of Mt. Pleasant, as someone in the upper-class, as a Democrat, etc. Yet unlike any other prior periods, many of my self-identified groups are chosen, rather than forced upon me. This significantly alters the idea of the social authentic.

Don't get me wrong: the vast majority of Americans are pigeonholed into boxes they did not create. All the gender/sexuality/race/class/religion distinctions are, for a large part, assigned to people without much mobility. (The latter two are the most fluid, but even then not as much as the American dream suggests) Yet the old boxes of nationality/geography have morphed into a xenophobic fear of outsiders. The whole "you may look different than me but we both speak English so we're Americans" idea is a mixed bag: it creates new distinctions but glosses over old ones (Irish/Italian/German).

Yet for a small subset of America, the boxes don't properly exist. I'm strictly speaking to a group of highly educated, mostly white men and some women. For these members of society, who haven't had to deal with externally created boxes, they feel the need to create boxes of their own. This is where trouble begins, and as more Americans become included in this group (hey, I'm an optimist, right?) the implications of the "authentic" start to look not as rosy.

If one has, through sheer luck, managed to remain on top of the class system, one also has access to an odd group of people who look out for one another yet are averse to labeling. Rather than go into theories of "whiteness", I'll simply say that members of this group can transcend certain boxes. That ability renders them somewhat speechless, because of their lack of authenticity. How can a white man speak for a black woman? How can a white woman speak for a Hispanic immigrant?

This lack of authenticity creates a new paradigm: instead of being placed into boxes, members of this group tend to actively seek out activities and groups that will give them authenticity, in order to speak the way they wish. This reverses the normal flow of "I can talk about X because I am a member of Group X" path into "I will join group Y so that I can talk about Y".

By reversing the traditional authentic path, we thus give more power to that idea than it had previously. As long as "group X" is composed of a externally selected group of people (never mind the messed up power dynamics) that group's ideas can remain fresh and vibrant. By introducing other people, particularly from the class that may have created "group X" in the first place (through oppression/harassment/etc.) we alter the idea of the authentic in a subtle but striking way: instead of saying that members of group X can all say whatever they wish because they are authentic members, we now have to resort to a different idea; members are members of group X because they agree with group X.

This is a bad move to make. Contrary views in any group are a good thing, but by reducing membership requirements in any group to a set of core ideals, contrary views get pushed outside. The next thing you know, a former member of group X no longer can speak with any authenticity because they've refused to toe the party line. (Think black Republicans! Yes, I know, they're idiots...but that's beside the point.)

The end result is an increasing balkanization of the idea of the authentic, which further alienates people and does a disservice, not only to the group, but to the larger society. Let's take a personal example. I consider myself a feminist. Yet I'm a guy. I see nothing wrong with including myself in a group (feminists) that traditionally was created by women, for women, in order to fight back against a male dominated hierarchy.

My self-selected inclusion in that group is a good thing, I think. But by subscribing to such a group, I implicitly agree with the "core tenets" of feminism. (Yes, yes, I know. If only there were!) And this dilutes the idea of what it is to be a feminist. At this point, other feminists have two options: they can include me and value my opinions, even if I have ones that are contrarian, or they can include me only so long as my ideas reflect the majority opinion.

Obviously, I prefer the former. Yet the latter seems like a possibility, especially because of the work of outsiders to counter the group. (A female anti-feminist, for instance, might claim to speak "for women" merely by her gender)

In the end, I think self-selection is much more powerful force than an external power-dynamic creation of a group. No two people, despite their similarities, should be forced to be in a group against their will. As more people are included into the self-selection group, the whole idea of the "authentic" breaks down: does the female anti-feminist above, merely by her gender, become a more authentic feminist than I do? Currently, I think most people are uncomfortable with self-selection into groups. Yet to continue to allow external forces to force people into Poor or Black or Hispanic is clearly a bad idea.

Because that's why the power dynamic was setup in the first place: you are Hispanic (says the white man) because I say you are and therefore you are an other.

This is not, of course, to white-wash the very real racist/sexist/classist policies that exist today. It's to say that hopefully, through a wider expansion of current self-selected groups, we can tackle these problems as ideas rather than issues. Gender issues in the workplace shouldn't always involve women sticking up for women and men sticking up for men. They should involve people on all sides coming together to determine what is right.

And in the end, I think that diminishes the idea of the authentic, which is a good thing, in a long enough timeline. Problems exist now, and will do so for a long time into the future. Ignoring them won't make them go away, and neither will assigning special roles for those in certain groups. If we're to lick the messed up power structure in America (and believe me, we have to tackle it here because we're actually pretty out in front of the rest of the world on this) we need to do so as a group.

posted at: 2006-04-26 10:33:04 with 1 comments

It is absolutely impossible to be stressed when the temperature is perfect, there are blue skies above and one has a great place to read some Chandler.

What does it look like? Well, this:

image of lake outside office

Tough to top, eh? It sure beats the tiny triangle of grass I'd fight for seats on each day with the homeless back in DC. Nothing feels worse than wanting someone who has almost nothing to give up, to do a favor for you. Consequently, if the benches were full, I walked to a stoop a block away or ate by the soup kitchen next to the church.

Here, despite only four benches, they are rarely in use. It's a shame, but I enjoy the day regardless.

posted at: 2006-04-25 15:36:24 with 0 comments

I just came across this interesting history of the Netflix mailer.

Where do they go from here? Obviously: downloadable movies. It's the last mile of video-on-demand and Netflix seems like the player (perhaps with some help from TiVo) to actually make it happen.

In their last quarterly conference call yesterday, they committed to having a solution in place by the end of the year. That's ambitious, if they hadn't already done some groundwork. I'm excited, because with this advance, the final three problems with Netflix disappear (the return time, unplayable discs, long waits for good movies) and the only real question becomes one of revenue. By this I mean that any idiots who subscribe to a "5 out at a time" plan will immediately ratcheted back down to 3, because if there's no wait on return times, you won't need to have multiple movies out at once.

posted at: 2006-04-25 13:05:48 with 0 comments

So go have some fun with these free symbols conveniently copyright free. The world needs more of this...

posted at: 2006-04-25 12:32:13 with 1 comments

This is absurd.

The sad fact is that more and more of us, as we invest ourselves in the web, entrusting intimate personal information to garish pages, are destined to leave hastily-constructed, poorly-designed memorials online when we die, trivial shrines whose guest books and comments sections will continue to grow even as we rot, puffing up slowly with hackneyed, repetitive, ghoulish, unintentionally funny tributes.

This is merely the modern equivalent of myth-making; instead of an oral tradition, it's moved into the twenty-first century. Is it any more serious than to have people spreading gossip behind your back? I don't think so.

I can see the identity theft angle...but all it would take for this particular person to knock that down would be to sign up for myspace and tell the other guy off. Not difficult at all. Sure, the onus is on the person in question, but that's the price to pay for being a (minor) celebrity.

posted at: 2006-04-25 10:09:50 with 0 comments

If we're cleaning up the White House, why not have a redesign too?

posted at: 2006-04-24 15:47:09 with 0 comments

This idea, although conservative, is hilarious:

What better way to reign in the White House Press Corps than to install Jack Bauer as Press Secretary? Let's see if David Gregory has the guts to ask Jack Bauer about "sloppy seconds". Imagine Jack Bauer trying to sit still while Helen Thomas goes on one of her diatribes.

You have to see the image, though, to get the full humor. It's great!

And speaking of 24, this season has basically flaunted the "president is worse than nixon + bush combined" idea to create a super-weak, super-crazy chief executive. It's singularly amazing that such a show would be on FOX.

Of course, I'm also the person who would gladly purchase a "Don't blame me: I voted for Palmer!" bumper sticker. (Having a FOX show star an african-american as a Democrat who won the presidency is amazing, isn't it?) Dennis Haysbert should seriously consider running for office: his physical presence is commanding and through his work on 24, and for Allstate, many voters would recognize (and implicitly trust) his voice automatically.

Hmm. Who else should enter politics from 24? Clearly, my current favorite character: Mike Novick. He's the last best chance to save this country!

posted at: 2006-04-21 13:22:19 with 1 comments

Holy crap when I saw this I just knew I needed one. I mean its basically a set of tank treads put on a wheelchair so it can go anywhere. I highly recommend you check out the video section cause it has nothing but good things. I mean this is why america is great yes no.
If you haven't ever checked out Treehugger.com now is a good time. There are a lot of excellent pieces on a daily basis about how you can switch to eco friendly solutions, though we all know I do it cause I am cheap and want to save money. And in the vain of the enviro here is a link to a biodeseil inline system.
So here are a bunch of links that I had to post just seemed like stuff peps would like:
Woot: a discount single item a day site. Its pretty interesting each day a new single item at a discount.
Indie Shopper: random T-Shirts and other things that are fun.
Threadless: Awesome T-Shirt site, simple and fun shirts.
Heifer: Simple put any site that lets you buy a cow and send it to a third world country has to be fun right.
Clibfife: NFWS (Not for work site) This is a site for the ladies that lets you buy birch underwear, ummm well not a lot else to say about that.
PixelGirl Presents: For all your icon needs.

posted at: 2006-04-20 10:00:50 with 2 comments

A guy from this organization came to talk to the Chinese students at my school today. I had no idea it even existed before today, but it has amazing information on China. Including this guide to censorship - reads like something out of a bad novel, but it's all too true.

I mean, there are many reasons to ban American Idol, but is this really one of them?

posted at: 2006-04-19 17:39:45 with 2 comments

So, I'm visiting! And I'm thinking at this point that I may spend my entire time here drunk. Between work functions and Ed's free-flowing hospitality, I'm still completely looped from last night. A co-worker just asked me to come to a girls lunch which will include martinis, apparently. Power lunching for the feminine set.

Anyway, just wanted to alert the media to my presence. So, if any of you are around and want some Helena love, drop a comment and we'll work something out...

(And yes, Fincher, I'm hoping sushi is still on your agenda...I'll try to sober up for the occasion. Ed will email you, I think.)

posted at: 2006-04-19 12:48:40 with 12 comments

This is amusing.

Much more, so, than say, a fake 43-sends-J&B (why are they always described as 'jenna-and-tonic' when 'J&B' is a much better witticism?) to Iraq to fight letter. That wouldn't be funny at all.

posted at: 2006-04-18 14:03:14 with 0 comments

I think I've now reached the point where an entire IM conversation can be had simply be using one of two responses, either:

ah!

or

ha!

They convey a fairly wide range of feelings, right?

posted at: 2006-04-18 11:02:05 with 0 comments

So I finally got to see the Narnia movie, and despite not having read the books for years, most moments seemed somewhat familiar.

Within about five minutes, I realized what I liked/disliked about the books, namely, Edmund. The kid gets a raw deal from the beginning, is hated by his other siblings, and despite acting somewhat rational is described as a "traitor" for having a conversation with someone.

Later, Aslan says that what happened in the past is past, subtly digging at Edmund's "treachery" despite the fact that he really didn't do anything bad. It set my teeth on edge.

posted at: 2006-04-18 10:47:37 with 2 comments

The summary of my weekend can wait, but for now, I'll just share my view waking up Easter morning.

easter morning at long meadow

The green meadows and blue skies are hard to top.

posted at: 2006-04-18 00:59:21 with 0 comments

Um, how is this article "unconventional wisdom"?

In fact, white Republicans nationally are 25 percentage points more likely on average to vote for the Democratic senatorial candidate when the GOP hopeful is black, says economist Ebonya Washington of Yale University in a forthcoming article in the Quarterly Journal of Economics. White independents are similarly inclined to vote for the white Democrat when there's a black Republican running, according to her study of congressional and gubernatorial voting patterns between 1982 and 2000, including five Senate races in which the Republican nominee was black.

Wow. Next thing you know they'll do a study to show that racism isn't dead after all!

posted at: 2006-04-14 13:55:44 with 0 comments

Hivelogic is rarely wrong, and although I'm not a huge fan of Apple, this article is worth reading.

Selling hardware is their business. That’s where their revenue comes from, that’s where their profits come from, and revenue and profit is what defines a business. Everything else they do is in support of this core business. Apple is famous for its software — both the Mac OS and their own Mac applications — but they make way less money selling Mac software than they do selling Mac hardware. And the iTunes Music Store is just the equivalent of “software” for iPods.

I remember being a kid and thinking that Apple's computers were "cool". Not because of their interior design, but because of the exterior look: the whole system itself simply seemed far ahead of its time.

Boot Camp will, in time, allow me to purchase a mac laptop and run Windows on it. (Or, hopefully, in the future, Fedora!). Unlike most Mac enthusiasts, I'm not really a huge fan of OS X. But Apple does make great hardware, so I wouldn't be averse to purchasing a product which would let me load whatever OS I wished to on it.

If you don't read daringfireball, then you should at least check out his friend who neatly encapsulated my feelings on the subject of overcast days.

Under such rain, the sky is uniformly white with no discernable features, like a giant seamless soundstage for my neighborhood. I know the sun is up there somewhere, but the even blanket of low clouds doesn't allow for any clue to its whereabouts. I respond much better when I can see the sun.

Definitely read the story about golf caddies.

posted at: 2006-04-13 16:33:38 with 0 comments

Chilling is the only way to put this. But when you read the comments on the myspace sites, you end up feeling better. Just so long as you stay away from the ones where people have murdered someone. Those are dark.

posted at: 2006-04-13 15:48:47 with 0 comments

I love the Post. But this graphic from the City Paper clearly outlines where their editorial page has made blunders.

The related story paints a bleak picture.

posted at: 2006-04-13 14:41:04 with 1 comments

In the halcyon days gone by, back when Brad and Helena were both in town, Brad spent a good deal of time at various places managing to scrape a few nickels together temping. It was during this period that he found a few sites with tons of questions to determine personality traits.

Like this one

Yes, yes, I know, Jenna, these tests are not valid and are useful only for pigeonholing people. And yet, I am slightly curious: what are your results?

posted at: 2006-04-12 15:04:35 with 8 comments

Nice. The total cost of repairing my car is less than six grand...that's probably even less than it's depreciated since I purchased it. And, of course, I don't have to pay a dime, given that it's not my fault.

The repair time, though, isn't so cool. It'll be in the shop for a couple weeks, which is frustrating, especially considering the nice weather outside. Where are those April showers when you need them?

posted at: 2006-04-11 12:02:37 with 5 comments

Yeah, here's my less-than-close-up picture from the immigration rally yesterday:

immigration rally picture

It's difficult to see, but the entire mall is taken up with people, and all the streets were basically in gridlock. Because of that, when I drove by, my closeup picture tended to emphasize the sun and the traffic rather than the people, which was frustrating. But since using a cell-phone while driving is illegal, I figured better to err on the side of caution. Here's that not-so-great shot:

image of immigration rally from street level

Not so nice, eh? Right after I passed by, I saw an idiotic counter rally surrounded by peaceful pro-immigrant protesters. Some people just don't get it: the reason America is the world's superpower is because of our ideals, and our willingness to incorporate many different groups into them. The more immigrants that arrive here, the stronger we are as a nation.

posted at: 2006-04-11 08:39:21 with 0 comments

So here's the first picture from the new camera. That's right: it's off the fabulous new church called "Victory Church of Jesus Christ" located near the veteran's home next to North Capitol St.

What do you think?

posted at: 2006-04-10 22:08:33 with 1 comments

Books I've finished in the past two weeks, in order:

Movies I've seen over the same time, by contrast:

Oddly enough, Brothers and Stigmata both seemed to center on the same issues of faith, doubt and fate. (Albeit PKD managed to cover said topics in 500 less pages than Dostoevsky)

After catching Inside Man and Slevin, I have to say that both movies depend upon a gimmick to work properly. And in both cases, I guessed the twist fairly quickly; oddly enough, although Inside Man was well directed, the knowledge of the twist made the movie less than desirable. Slevin, by contrast, was entertaining from beginning to end, despite my guessing the twist properly. Go see it!

Finally, reading Red Harvest followed by The Big Sleep prepared me perfectally for Brick, which kept the crime pattern, noir-love going strong. We need more fast-talking wise-cracking his-girl-friday meets Philip Marlowe type of movies at the theater. One great benefit about having your characters talk a mile a minute is that watching the film multiple times opens up new information not caught the first time. Instead of treating audiences like dumb, uninformed saps, studios should challenge us.

posted at: 2006-04-10 10:25:34 with 0 comments

This news story is only one of the reasons why I love my home state (and am also glad I no longer live there).

This is another.

posted at: 2006-04-07 17:57:03 with 0 comments

Even I didn't think the Plame leak went this high.

President Bush authorized White House official I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby to disclose highly sensitive intelligence information to the news media in an attempt to discredit a CIA adviser whose views undermined the rationale for the invasion of Iraq, according to a federal prosecutor's account of Libby's testimony to a grand jury.

Later there's this:

According to Fitzgerald's account, Libby believed that only he, Bush and Cheney knew about the calculated disclosure. Even Stephen J. Hadley, then the deputy national security adviser, was kept in the dark, and he wasted efforts trying separately to "declassify what Mr. Libby testified had already been declassified." Libby, meanwhile, told the reporters he contacted that the declassified information could not be attributed to him.

Hmm. See, Hadley was on double secret probation at the time for his White House hijinks, so of course he be told about the already declassified NIE! Nothing to see here...

posted at: 2006-04-07 09:34:42 with 0 comments

I'm currently dealing with the accident aftermath, which is reducing my ability to not only get around town, but to post items. If you guys want to pick up the slack, go ahead.

In the interim, I will note that I picked up a new phone: the nokia n70. The n80 still isn't available and I couldn't wait for it...the n70 lets me play music on my phone, take huge pictures, and in general, is the best phone I could want until the n80 arrives.

I'll try to post some pix as soon as I take them. Trust me: they're much bigger.

posted at: 2006-04-06 15:12:35 with 0 comments

So U of M won the Women's NCAA Championship. You know what that means...

Shea Hoxie, 21, a senior majoring in government and politics and criminology, said: "I was disappointed we didn't flip over the bus. We rioted for the women's basketball team, which is out of character for us. We needed something to cheer for."

Hmm. Perhaps a senior majoring in government and criminology shouldn't express sadness that her fellow students were unable to riot properly over a basketball game.

posted at: 2006-04-05 09:01:42 with 1 comments

So the smoking ban in DC went into effect today:

The provisions of the ban implemented today cover the dining areas of restaurants and most indoor workplaces. The ban provides exemptions for outdoor areas, hotel rooms, retail tobacco outlets and cigar bars. In 2007, it will expand to include bars, bar areas of restaurants and nightclubs and will provide an economic hardship waiver for businesses that demonstrate a "significant negative impact."

I'm extremely happy about this, and confident that much like LA and NYC, DC won't see any economic fall out from such a decision, unless one runs a dry cleaning establishment.

posted at: 2006-04-04 14:22:38 with 2 comments

So by now, you've probably read that Tom DeLay is resigning. Good riddance to a bad politician.

Can the Democrats successfully run against a man who isn't majority leader anymore? Certainly in this election cycle, I believe so.

But the long term goal is clear: as Democrats, we have to reverse the several decade long campaign by the right to paint the government as evil, plodding and incapable. Americans don't want less government, so much as they want efficient government. Americans don't want the government to spend less, they just want the government to spend wisely (which means less than it takes in, obviously). Americans, in short, want a government that works.

DeLay and his ilk built their reputations attempting to shut down and hack to pieces the government. Yet at the same time, their very source of power for such a movement were corporate contributions from those who would benefit from such a dismantling operation. Dems need to remind people that we can run the government far better than the GOP. It's not a difficult argument to make, from Iraq to Social Security.

The argument is this: we can run things, they cannot.

We can lower your taxes. We can rescue your friends in need. We can make your schools better, your streets safer and your air cleaner. We can protect you from terrorists better than they can.

The stats are out there. Let's start rounding them up.

posted at: 2006-04-04 09:38:15 with 0 comments

With the top down, the rage blaring and the sun shining, a white van popped out of nowhere and attempted to crush me, personally.

after the car wreck...

My car took the attack in stride, but is now on life support. Only time will tell whether it will survive.

As for me, my only major injury was to my arm. Otherwise I'm fine.

posted at: 2006-04-02 23:00:56 with 7 comments

Anyone notice that when you search back through your gmail folders it now has all your gmail chat sessions indexed? That's right: it's keeping a log even if you aren't.

That's singularly cool. Especially since I use GAIM, not the client inside gmail. Yet it has a record of all of them regardless.

Jabberlicious!

posted at: 2006-03-31 13:28:59 with 0 comments

So you know that car that is a real better that should be in a junk yard but has the nicest rims you have ever seen well think of that when you watch this video. I couldn't help myself Ed I had to post this I have seen it twenty times at least I love the rap. My favorite part is "different colored lights like your drivin' christmas trees". Please forgive but it is worth it, and yes there is audio so head up if you are at work:

posted at: 2006-03-31 10:01:06 with 0 comments

Why isn't Brick coming here next week? The site says it is...but landmark doesn't list it in DC!

posted at: 2006-03-30 13:59:31 with 0 comments

Days like today render all problems petty, all conversations meaningless, and all chronologies useless.

Go outside. Eat, read, breathe.

posted at: 2006-03-30 13:35:57 with 0 comments

I love DCist, but sometime they publish articles that drive me crazy.

If we could start dolling out parts of the National Mall to privatization, or at least opening it up to a bit more commerce, what would you like to see popping up alongside the museums and sno-cone carts? For starters, wouldn’t another little café, similar to the one run by the National Gallery, be nice?

The quoted piece from '03 the writer references also concludes bizarrely:

The possibilities are practically limitless: morning espresso in the half light of spring cherry blossoms, lunch under the gaze of the Lincoln Monument, margaritas and nachos along the Reflecting Pool, a beer garden in Constitution Gardens--and why not a moon bounce for the kids? The time has come to liberate the Mall from its elitist death grip. Anything less is simply un-American.

A moon bounce? A moon bounce? What the hell?

Maybe Richard Pombo is posting things under an alias now...

posted at: 2006-03-29 17:33:35 with 0 comments

Having worked for a lobbying firm, I found this article in Slate to be great. It's a little long but well worth reading through in its entirety.

The answer, of course, is that not all the money Abramoff directed from his clients to NCPPR—which ran to the millions—was transferred to third parties. Some of it remained at NCPPR. We don't know how much, but apparently it was enough to make Abramoff address Ridenour less like a grantee and more like an employee. Ridenour, for her part, was eager to please her magnifico.

This, of course, is the principle problem when you're talking about large sums of money moving around: some of it "trickles down" to people who are eager to gobble it up. And sometimes, it's all going to "overhead" which is the point in the first place.

posted at: 2006-03-29 17:23:20 with 0 comments

Go support Jim Webb for Senate against George Allen.

I tossed in $10. We need more Democrats like Webb in the Senate, leaders that can help Virginia and the nation as a whole.

I think the constrast between Senator Warner and Senator Allen could not be more clear, despite both being Republicans. Warner is clearly one of the few remaining GOP moderates in his caucus, and there is little love between him and Allen.

If Webb were to win the Democratic primary, Warner might not lend any muscle to Allen's campaign, which would be a huge help for Democrats in Virginia.

posted at: 2006-03-29 16:01:10 with 0 comments

I hate text that references the "good ole days" without any supporting evidence, like at this website.

There was a time when neighbors knew each other, and supported those in need. There was a time when neighborhoods spoke out against negative things happening around them. There was a time when we could talk, play games that weren't plugged in, learn from each other or just sit and enjoy a cup of coffee on the front porch. There was a time when the elders watched the young ones grow up, and guided them to the right path. When stories of families and events and history were told over and over until they just became a part of you. There was a time that we danced and sang and enjoyed life.

Rather than reminisce on the old days, the ECACollective believes we can revive them. Deep down people's hearts have not changed; its just that fear and stress have overshadowed our potential. With conscious focus we can restore the basic human elements that have been lost along the way.

Listen up people! Life in the past was nasty, brutish and short. Nowadays, for 90% of the people on this planet, it still is. For the remaining 10% of us, it's much less nasty, somewhat less brutish, and significantly less short. That's called progress.

Those halcyon days never existed. Racism, sexism and classism have always torn communities apart, even if they appeared still on the surface.

We need to look to the future, not the past. Understand?

posted at: 2006-03-28 16:26:14 with 2 comments

Someone finally nails it with respect to Oat-based-cookies:

This evening, my wife baked an epic batch of oatmeal cookies. Let me explain why they were so good: there were no raisins in sight. The raisin has plagued the oatmeal cookie like a parasite, stifling its untapped potential as a (if not the) premier baked good of our generation.

Like adding color to black and white films, the raisin time has passed.

posted at: 2006-03-28 15:46:26 with 2 comments

I like MyDD but this story unfairly targets Joel.

Let the boodlers out to fight back!

posted at: 2006-03-28 15:10:41 with 0 comments

Oddly enough, only a couple weeks after I saw the original Fritz Lang Nibelungen at the Goethe Institute with Pell, it turns out the Sci-Fi network is releasing a new, updated version with Kristanna Loken. (Yes, it's not actually new, it's just a version from Germany that's being released here, and, oddly, renamed into something called "Dark Kingdom". Go figure.)

Word on the street is that it's awful. But hey, check out the site and make up your own mind. At least Brunnhild will be much more attractive than in the earlier version. (And Loken's prior role as the T-X should've prepared her for playing Brunnhild perfectly!)

posted at: 2006-03-27 14:11:42 with 1 comments

One of the best feelings, short of sun drenched euphoria, is the knowledge in hindsight that a series of actions undertaken in response to a number of setbacks resulted in the best possible solution. Confused?

You know the story: you plan out an evening and things don't go well. One after another, the carefully laid ideas begin to gang aft agley until you're left thinking that there is no hope of salvaging anything at all. (e.g. certain decisions by interested parties in the past to move from a so-so dining establishment to another across town, in the hopes of greener pastures, resulting in a far worse environment, which then led to yet another relocation to the worst place yet; starting to get the picture?)

It's at that moment that the die is cast: you can give up, give in and turn back or keep on going with the firm belief that things won't look up.

Hours later, when one finds oneself in great spirits, with good friends, one starts to realize that the setbacks themselves were part of the process. (Yes, Jenna, it's slightly panglossian!) Without them, the unique series of events enabling one to be in good spirits would never have happened. Best of all, if the setbacks hadn't occurred one realizes, in hindsight, one would be in a miserable mood at this very moment!

Such moments of random sloth resulting in inspired greatness should be savored. It's the culmination of things working out as they should, without any effort.

posted at: 2006-03-27 11:31:12 with 2 comments

Yesterday, after a busy day of making fun of tourists with Fincher, I hit Landmark in Bethesda Row with Cate to catch Thank You For Smoking.

The film is well done, from beginning to end. Along the way, I kept worrying that the film's anti-hero protagonist, Nick Naylor, would somehow descend/ascend into an anti-smoking crusader. Without revealing any spoilers, let's just say that the fast-talking, wise-cracking Naylor is one of the better screen characters of all time; a weird amalgam of Roger Swanson of Rodger Dodger, Will from About a Boy, and Joe from A Fistful Of Dollars.

The trio of Aaron Eckhart as Naylor, Maria Bello as Polly and David Koechner as Bobby Jay, who call themselves the "merchants of death" also contributed to the consistently good humor.

Almost every role is played by a star, which makes the entire production seem much more big budget than the independent film it is. (While watching the credits beforehand, Cate and I saw at least two other indies that seemed to have as many stars in them as the most star-laden film ever) And each star, to their credit, does an excellent job, even including the actress I cannot stand.

In summary: we smoke while we flip the bird! Go see it. Now.

posted at: 2006-03-27 10:09:30 with 0 comments

This poll revolts me.

Could it be that the question was biased? Instead of saying "a separate state" what if they had said "full representation in Congress?"

Regardless, we need to educate more.

posted at: 2006-03-24 15:40:48 with 0 comments

Oddly enough, last night at Viridian with Fincher, she pointed out a large mural on the wall that resembled, in so many ways, this cartoon I'd seen earlier in the day. I don't have a picture of the mural, but it represented Uncle Sam and UBL going at it with weapons from each other's cultures (scimitar versus sword) and laying to waste the entire countryside and towns around.

Here's the cartoon I instantly thought of:

tom the dancing bug cartoon of uncle sam and osama bin laden

An odd coincidence to be sure. And yet a neat summation of why we need to look back in the mirror. Are we really much safer or have we exchanged a little liberty for no reason at all?

posted at: 2006-03-24 15:24:18 with 0 comments

Wow. Ben Domenech resigned.

From the Post:

In the past 24 hours, we learned of allegations that Ben Domenech plagiarized material that appeared under his byline in various publications prior to washingtonpost.com contracting with him to write a blog that launched Tuesday.

An investigation into these allegations was ongoing, and in the interim, Domenech has resigned, effective immediately.

So plagiarizing is bad, but being a crazy right-wing nutjob isn't? Confusing...but at least Domenech is gone.

posted at: 2006-03-24 14:09:01 with 5 comments

This and the backstory behind it are creepy. For some reason I'm reminded of my favorite artist.

posted at: 2006-03-23 11:24:06 with 0 comments

So I picked out my latest favorite tie today and remembered the one caveat I have with it: it's too long. Some quick wikipedia help led me to embrace the double-windsor knot rather than my traditional half-windsor knot.

It worked perfectly! Which leads me to my next question for the gentleman (and ladies!) who wear ties: what's your knot of choice?

posted at: 2006-03-23 11:20:41 with 2 comments

I enjoy libraries a great deal. When I was a kid, visiting the local library was always exciting, not the least because of the interesting architecture but also because of the books, of course.

Public libraries are great, but borrowing books from a friend are even better, because if you share similar tastes, they can recommend books to you that you'd never have found yourself.

With that in mind, I'm trying to help my sister crawl out of the book rut she's fallen into. Basically, so far, this year (she's in 10th grade) her English class has only read one novel: The Scarlet Letter. My plan, ill-conceived as it is, is to give her a book each time I visit (I see her about once a month) and that way to improve her reading selection.

So my question to you is: if you had three books to recommend to someone in high school, what would they be?

posted at: 2006-03-22 12:19:18 with 21 comments

So I have to admit I love Gmail. It is simple to easy to organize once you get the hang of how it works. I set up my labels and then I simple put an email with a label and then archive. I can search for basically any content, sender, etc so if I don't archive for a while say 200 - 300 emails worth then I just search for To's or Froms and Label and Archive. How easy can it be, if you don't believe just go here.

posted at: 2006-03-22 11:15:07 with 1 comments

This past Saturday, my boyfriend and I were strolling around NoLita in my perpetual search for the perfect handbag. I'm not sure why I love NoLita, as I basically can't afford anything sold there, but it's a great place to look around and stop for a slice of the real Ray's pizza or some rice pudding. I spotted a nice handbag in a window, and my boyfriend insisted that we go in. Personally, I hate going into stores where I feel that the sales staff can tell in an instant that I won't be purchasing anything, but in this case, it was too late. Upon opening the door, I found a dog seated on a chair (apparently, this is the new form of decoration in New York) and two friendly gay men in the back of the store. One of them greeted us loudly and urged us to come in from the cold. I avoided eye contact with the other, though he did look familiar. Soon, a few other women entered the store and all I heard of their conversation with the second man was him saying, "Yeah, I didn't like Santino either." At that point I realized that I was in the Emmett McCarthy boutique, that is, the Emmett McCarthy from this season's Project Runway. The store had just opened last night. Wow. Upon taking a closer look at the handbag and noting its $400 price, I did the requisite stroll around the store, admired a $500 jacket, signed the guestbook, paid my respects to Emmett, and grabbed a card before leaving. We nearly fell onto the sidewalk laughing. Oh, and for those curious, I did find a handbag that was more suitably priced, even in NoLita.

posted at: 2006-03-21 12:54:21 with 2 comments

Go get your bomb on.

Amazingly, even a low-yield (20 kiloton, like at Nagasaki) weapon would pretty much annihilate half of DC, including all of downtown. Drop it from a plane and it hits even harder. Try some other cities!

posted at: 2006-03-21 12:51:56 with 0 comments

Where can you get four maki rolls, four pieces of nigiri sushi, and a beer for $20? Kotobuki! Upstairs from the Zagat behemoth Makoto, Kotobuki is now officially my favorite Best Cheap Sushi place in DC. You will need a friend with a car (i.e. Ed) or something to read on the D6; either way, it is worth the trip. Any of the spicy rolls are highly recommended, as is the lobster nigiri. Did I mention that it's cheap? $2.55 per roll and $1 nigiri. Why don't more people know about this place??

posted at: 2006-03-21 11:54:20 with 6 comments

Okay, the Post today is ticking me off. I just discovered that they have a new conservative blog which manages to simply repeat a series of tired cliches about Democrats.

You'd think, with control over all three branches of government and a stranglehold over the media, conservatives would calm down a bit. Sadly, that's not the case.

My only question is this: when will the Post create a "blue America" blog to represent the majority views of Americans? After all, most of us no longer view the president as trustworthy, or congress as effective, or the GOP as representing our point of view. What about the rights of the majority? Perhaps the conservative hysteria is well founded: if they're sheltered from alternate opinions in their gated communities, they know they won't last long in power.

And trust me, if referencing "Red Dawn" separates Red America from the rest of us, you need to be watching better movies. What about "Red Scorpion"? That at least ties back to Abramoff...

posted at: 2006-03-21 11:09:04 with 1 comments

Once these stories start entering the mainstream press, the administration should start worrying.

Three years of upbeat White House assessments about Iraq that turned out to be premature, incomplete or plain wrong are complicating President Bush's efforts to restore public faith in the military operation and his presidency, according to pollsters and Republican lawmakers and strategists.

The last two weeks have provided a snapshot of White House optimism that skeptics contend is at odds with the facts on the ground in Iraq.

Fortunately for the Bushies, it's buried in A14. Come on WaPo! We know you can do better than this.

posted at: 2006-03-21 08:38:04 with 1 comments

See, the real problem is: it doesn't work.

posted at: 2006-03-21 08:31:40 with 1 comments

eight weeks into this little stint, and my only complaint is that it's rained three days in a row. which started me thinking during my thirty minute rest period [post gym] that we should all have impossible desires that cannot be met through a package of typical goods.

not that i'm busting on care packages, but rather that they tend to give us exactly what we want but do not need, namely food. because of course i'd take a shamrock shake if one popped into my hand, but what i need is a connection to the world - a full on, fibered up pop culture pill that would instantly give me back a life so that reintegration would be painless.

now mine would be different than yours, but i ask you for suggestions. the perfect care package. unrealistic? hardly. only restrictions - must fit into a regular priority mail box (keys to cars...eh, that's kinda cheating!) and be able to be used by recipient.

i'll let you know what mine is after the first few suggestions, but it is music/media/sasd ready, as a hint.

posted at: 2006-03-20 13:13:09 with 4 comments

Post St. P's day fun, I headed over to the Dada exhibit to see Le Ballet Mecanique and a series of films. It was quite enjoyable.

Later that day, I hopped in my car and traveled West to witness a high school production of Fiddler on the Roof.

The combination was definitely surreal. Yet the audiences at both, absurdly, reminded me of one another.

posted at: 2006-03-20 12:11:19 with 0 comments

Okay, after having seen V for Vendetta, I feel it's only prudent to post a review. I'll be using the spoiler-proof method of white-on-white writing to share my thoughts. The simple fact is this: V fails on almost every level as a movie, and manages to only convey one truth rather backhandedly. Here we go:

That's it. Just highlight the text above to read the review, including spoilers.

posted at: 2006-03-20 11:19:36 with 3 comments

There's a great story in Slate about why there are so many Irish bars around. It turns out they're all pre-fab jobs! My favorite part:

When you're ready to open, your pub will need a name. The concept is not properly served by joke names like McSwiggins or Filthy McNasty's, but it will thrive with a Gaelic phrase (Dún na nór or An Cruiscín Lán) or one of the hundreds of standard family names provided on the concept site. (A helpful hint: "To create the illusion of history, '& Sons' can be added to the name.") Authenticity, apparently, is key. In answer to the question, "Why is authenticity important?" the concept states that "Sales per square foot in current authentic pubs are exceeding the U.S. average by a factor of two." The Irish Pub Company's stance on this issue is even more enigmatic: "The authenticity of the Irish pub concept stands up to scrutiny—the deeper you dig, the more interesting and attractive it becomes."

I hate authenticity as a rule. But I hate faux-authenticity even more.

And I'm definitely opening up a bar called Filthy McNasty!

posted at: 2006-03-17 13:15:46 with 1 comments

So I love netflix a great deal. Their newest feature, to buy used dvds, is great for several reasons. The first? The prices are deliciously low. The second? You can sort by the price of movies, or by your ratings, to enable you to quickly snatch up any five star movies you don't already own. The third? Instead of going through a tedious purchase proces, you just click "buy" and that's it; it gets charged (presumably?) to your account.

That's how technology is supposed to work: with no additional energy required.

So, since I'm on the subject of Netflix, are there any people out there who wish to be my netflix friend?

posted at: 2006-03-17 11:17:57 with 3 comments

So I hope everyone enjoys the day dedicated to the man who drove the snakes from Ireland.

Pious legend credits Patrick with banishing snakes from the island, though post-glacial Ireland never actually had snakes; one suggestion is that snakes referred to the serpent symbolism of the Druids of that time and place, as shown for instance on coins minted in Gaul (see Carnutes), or that it could have referred to beliefs such as Pelagianism, symbolized as "serpents." Legend also credits Patrick with teaching the Irish about the concept of the Trinity by showing people the shamrock, a three-leaved clover, using it to highlight the Christian dogma of 'three divine persons in the one God' (as opposed to the Arian belief that was popular in Patrick's time).

Which leads to the obvious question: in glacial Ireland, were there snow-snakes?

posted at: 2006-03-17 09:53:11 with 1 comments

Because some people have complained about the usability of the site, let me clarify what sections are still broken:

  • Members
  • Archives
  • Search
  • Register

Those sections will only lead you to a bad page called "toast". In addition, several people have complained about the formatting of both the default font and when viewing with Internet Explorer.

The default font is Adobe Garamond. You probably don't have it...and I haven't figured out a way to embed it in the site itself yet. (The default font embed tool Microsoft released years ago doesn't work anymore.) Suffice it to say that it looks much better if you have Garamond installed.

As for IE, the admin side is still screwy...in the interim, I've drastically shrunk the preview story feature until I can figure out what's wrong. Hopefully it'll be fixed soon. At least now stories don't "disappear" when you preview them.

posted at: 2006-03-16 14:00:47 with 2 comments

Go check out the Natalie Portman rap video.

If this doesn't get you psyched to go see V, nothing will.

posted at: 2006-03-16 10:59:02 with 5 comments

So in an effort to not let my cat have a peaceful life I am thinking of buying a Roomba. I think that this will also help me to have a cleaner home. Right now I simply can't vacuum enough to keep up with the cat hair and the dust. So why should I waste my time, that is what robots are for. If anyone has any useful input on this let me know. Man does this sound like an infomercial.

posted at: 2006-03-16 10:15:09 with 4 comments

Following on from Ed's post about the proposed stadium, I think it's fantastic that they're making what look like about 8-story garages, because a big parking lot is just not charming. But those things are going to be a madhouse. The parking density is desirable, but it means the lanes getting in and out will be denser, too. Washingtonians are pretty good about taking the metro to Caps games, but unlike Nats Stadium, Gallery Place is also served by three lines on two tracks, with people arriving and departing in all four directions. Fans from south in MD and Virgina are going to have to get in the habit of parking south of the stadium on the Green line.

posted at: 2006-03-15 14:47:50 with 2 comments

I desperately want to see this over the weekend. If I was still working at Metro Center, I'd just snag Fincher or Jill and head over, but sadly, being at Tyson's means I need to plan to see it on the weekend.

It shows at 1:00pm both days. Any takers?

posted at: 2006-03-15 11:10:13 with 4 comments

Here it is.

I don't like the buildings nested between it and the river. Part of the coolness of the Pittsburgh and San Francisco stadiums are that they're close to the water.

What do you guys think?

posted at: 2006-03-14 16:39:14 with 5 comments

You guys know what happens at this time of the year.

Can you get a delicious green one in your neck of the woods? I'm about to find out...

posted at: 2006-03-14 14:39:04 with 2 comments

I've probably just had too much wine, but did anyone else ever think that the work you do every day is not truly what you always wanted to do, but rather what people are willing to pay you to do? I mean, I always dreamed of getting a Ph.D. in German history. Problem is, the market for German Ph.D.'s no longer exists. People are bored to tears with Hitler and the Nazis, and the Berlin Wall fell 16 years ago last fall. The irony is, work in the field of German Studies that one would be perfectly qualified to do with an M.A. (translating, editing, etc.) is also a no-go, as overqualified Ph.D. holders are a dime a dozen - I actually was competing against a Ph.D. holder to get my former $10-an-hour internship at a mildly respected organization. Of all my fears about the future, paramount is the fear of six years of study turned into ten dollars an hour, and grateful for that. Or having to work in Nebraska.

So, I am stuck learning Chinese. Why, I am still not really sure. The absolutely honest answer is: because I can earn respectable money to do it. I have never had an overwhelming interest in Asian studies, and were all 1.3 billion Chinese to suddenly disappear, I wouldn't really care that much. I mean that to be oversimplified, not racist, but the main problem with today's China as I see it is that it is opaque to the point of dullness. What makes Germans so interesting is their endless self-examination, and the history that is buried just below the surface. They are terrified that the neo-Nazis will make further gains in the next round of statewide elections. Reading their fear is what makes me still interested in studying Germany. Yet... political history is seemingly passe, European political history especially so. A gendered reading of the emasculating effects of unemployment in the former East - though there may be something to it - is nothing I could ever take seriously. Asian studies is the next big thing, academia's new black, yet...

Free speech in China is censored to such a degree that reading about the country is limited to articles about chemical spills, mine explosions, and the occasional unsuccessful protest. It is boring beyond belief. Any other insight is pure speculation, and is limited to projected spending estimates. Where are the Chinese neuroses? the endless self-examination? Chinese in exile criticizing their homeland are also, unfortunately, indistinguishable in their sameness. The country is, as the Germans love to say of the former East before its collapse, "bankrott". Bankrupt, morally, soon-if-not-already economically, and certainly politically. And silently. China would be vastly more interesting if it would allow self-criticism. Instead, we are treated today to the story of the Vietnamese boy with five kidneys on the front page of China's main news service online. This, when even the Washington Post, which failed to cover the complete loss of water in Arlington County yesterday, still managed to mention the huge debate over private property rights currently going on in the token Chinese People's Congress. Patent law may not be sexy, but it's shaping up to be a huge problem for future investment in China... I think I will postpone any Ph.D. research I may do on China until after all "state-owned media" has been offcially (or unofficially) abolished.

I apologize for rambling - my boyfriend is in Canada skiing until Monday, which leaves me with excess time for self-examination and homework postponement, which lends itself to blogging. For now, I am just waiting for the day when you can google.cn "民主" and "人权” and have it lead to something meaningful.

posted at: 2006-03-13 20:15:23 with 7 comments

This poll is idiotic.

If it's in jest (which another post suggested it might be), then I understand. But if it is serious, I'm appalled.

There are, probably, 4-5 questions in that mix I could answer. I'd only be confident about 2 of them (the Edison and Tennessee supreme court questions).

Does this make me an idiot? I'd hardly think so. Does any of it have to do with running the country? I'd suggest, in all humility, that it does not.

Knowledge of political trivia, while interesting, is horribly useless as an indicator of governing skills, let alone political predictions. If political science was as hard (as opposed to soft) as Tomasky makes it out to be, smart, hard-working Dems would be trouncing all comers in every election. Instead, the GOP currently controls all three branches of government.

Is it because they are super-smart? Surely not. More appropriately, does their ignorance of conservative history lead them to govern improperly? At the risk of sounding naive, I'd say no. Knowledge of the history of one's political movement has little to do with the nuts and bolts of governing.

Take Hurricane Katrina, for instance. If the administration could've foreseen that so many people would die, and that the tools to save them were already vested in the government, and that it would be a political dead-end, do you think they'd have acted differently? Of course. Would knowledge of the history of the conservative movement assisted them? Of course not.

Being the President is mostly about leadership and savvy political skills. Not being a historical encyclopedia. Besides, that's what wikipedia is for!

posted at: 2006-03-13 16:44:07 with 2 comments

So, for those of you who don't know, my life has been filled with drama of late. Not Britney/Kevin chaotic, mind you, but not the calm routine I aspire to.

Now the chaos has reached comical levels. Just as things seemed to be settling a bit, Reese developed a dead tail. It's temporary (happens when the tail gets cold and wet and doesn't dry and warm up fast enough, apparently) but makes him very uncomfortable. It's odd, because while I took him swimming in the Bay yesterday, it wasn't that cold out...he's definitely been in the Pacific when it's colder. Anyway, his tail is dead and he's not too happy about it. Every so often, he'll realize his tail feels funny (doggy first aid describes it as uncomfortable, not painful), he'll start to yelp in his special, shrieky, "I'm being abused!" way. Puppet, the other dog, who probably was abused and is easily frightened, gets really scared and tries to climb in my lap. Meanwhile, Reese wants to climb in my lap, because we all know that when you don't feel good, mommy is the one who can fix it.

I had to work from home today to supervise this dynamic. The only comfort is that my boss has to believe me -- no one would make this up.

posted at: 2006-03-13 12:08:20 with 2 comments

The high today is 86. Enough said.

posted at: 2006-03-13 08:00:37 with 1 comments

I saw two movies this weekend:

  1. Caché
  2. Winter Passing

Cache left my heart and head racing. Winter Passing left my head numb and my heart hurting.

Why? Well, after seeing Cache with Fincher, my mind couldn't let go of the film. For several hours later, I kept trying to piece together the clues to form a coherent narrative, to solve the mystery so many others had tackled. Certain scenes from the film (one really must go see it) kept echoing in my mind, and not in a good way.

Winter Passing, by contrast, left me both depressed and elated. The movie is incredibly dark, yet the presence of Zooey Deschanel made even the most painful scenes pleasurable. (Yes, Helena, you called it; I really am that predictable.)

When I was younger, my stock answer to the standard question of "which famous person is your type?" was always Karen Allen. Whether playing the hard-drinking classy-dress wearing Marion Ravenwood in Raiders or the college student Katy in Animal House, Allen was ideal. Unfortunately, few people have heard of her.

Flash-forward to today, and Zooey Deschanel is obviously the closest link to Allen.

It bothers me somewhat, that even in 2006, that I can be swayed by pure aesthetics. I like to think of myself as less than shallow, yet a particular combination of things can lead me to abandon rational behavior. Biology, of course, can be trumped, but only by a large amount of constant effort. The saddest conclusion of all I can draw is that, someday, I might make a poor decision based on this same irrational behavior.

Until then, I'll simply focus on Majid. His character can single-handedly reduce Reese to nothingness, which is darker than I can stand right now.

posted at: 2006-03-13 01:37:37 with 5 comments

Just when you think you are debt free you see something like this and you want it. The Lotus Elise has a super-charged engine that produces 189 Hp and goes from 0 - 60 in 4.9 sec is perfect for me. It starts at under 50k so it is right up my ally in price. All I am saying is maybe someone should have waited and bought this instead of there Mini with a super-charger.

posted at: 2006-03-10 09:11:42 with 2 comments

All this sushi talk reminds me that I should share an intensely memorable experience from this past Saturday night in New York. While reading a boring airline magazine on a flight about a month ago, I read an article about the concierge at the Four Seasons in DC. Concierges have connections, apparently. So I tried this out. About a month ago, while staying at a hotel in NYC, I was able to get reservations for five people on six hours notice for Saturday dinner at one of my favorite sushi restaurants in the city: Sushi Yasuda. Two weeks prior, I had been unable to make reservations for four for the same night by calling in. Hmm.

This past weekend, we decided to try our luck even further by e-mailing the concierge in advance of our stay. When we checked in, we were given a message that we had 11 PM dinner reservations at Morimoto, Chef Masaharu Morimoto's new restaurant in New York City (Iron Chef America, anybody?). When we arrived at Morimoto, we were in awe. The couple in front of us was told that they had to wait a few minutes in order to get their table ready; we were taken directly to the sushi bar and seated at what our waiter said were "some of the best seats in the house." Indeed, they were. Chef Morimoto himself was visible about 10 feet away. Neither of us had actually anticipated Chef Morimoto's presence; we had assumed he would be at his regular restaurant in Philadelphia. This turn of events led us to splurge like never before and order omakase, which turned into the most spectacular nine course meal I've ever had.

First, came the delectable tuna tartare with six different sauces. Next, came various pieces of sashimi (of which the fluke was the best) plated above three oysters with various seasonings. Third, came the most amazing lobster salad, followed by an exquisite piece of a square sushi roll. Fifth, came a cup of quality green tea. At this point I nearly had an Omakase Anxiety Attack out of fear that I wouldn't be able to consume any more food and would insult one of the finest Japanese chefs in the country. Yet, I knew that the courses we'd consumed were merely appetizers and that the real food was yet to come. Fortunately, there was a short delay until the next course due to a last-minute substitution they made due to a dietary restriction on our part. The final courses consisted of whitefish in a potato sauce, a surf and turf consisting of mackerel and Kobe beef, five pieces of nigiri with fresh wasabi ground from a real wasabi root in front of our eyes, finally topped off by a brownie cheesecake (whatever). We had finished. It was 1 AM.

In retrospect, Morimoto's was not only probably the best meal I've ever had, it was also the most expensive meal I've ever had. Was it worth it? Absolutely. Will I do it again? absolutely--I'm already planning my next special occasion. (Can anyone say salary advance?). Just go.

posted at: 2006-03-09 19:51:49 with 1 comments

Is there a better lunch than mid-sixty degree weather, sunny skies, a large loaf of extremely sour sourdough bread and a huge hunk of extra sharp cheddar cheese? Well, if you mix in some excellent Chekhov short stories, sure. Which I oh-so-perfectly did.

Work is suddenly 50% more enjoyable. Hooray!

posted at: 2006-03-09 16:01:39 with 0 comments

I was looking at the Television Without Pity 24 website, to see the latest recap, when I caught this following gem of a comment in the forums:

Chloe tech fic "And she probably refuses to buy an iPod because it doesn't support Ogg Vorbis."

Exactly! I'm just like Chloe!

Watching her in the last episode give "the edgar stare" was great. Or seeing her verbally abuse Kim. All we need to do is get that girl and gun and a target and the show would have its highest rated episode ever!

posted at: 2006-03-09 14:56:46 with 2 comments

After enjoy some delicious sushi with Heidi the other night, I realized that it's somewhat of a prerequisite to my friendship with people. If you don't like sushi (as Fincher will support) my opinion of you drops significantly. It's not a deal breaker, but few things are, save a hatred of salt.

So if we assume most people like sushi, what are their favorite items? Mine are, at the moment:

  1. Unagi - tasty bbq eel nigiri roll. Mmm!
  2. Crispy Spicy Tuna Roll - the best roll, with a great texture and taste
  3. Salmon Sashimi - so simple yet delicious

Yours?

posted at: 2006-03-09 11:33:56 with 7 comments

You know what? This is good news.

The D.C. government is preparing to ask companies to bid on building a wireless Internet system through much of the city, including free service for low-income residents.

But unlike other municipalities such as Philadelphia and San Francisco that have commissioned such networks city-wide, the District plans to give its contract to the company that goes furthest in serving low-income residents with free Web access and even free computers and training.

The District's unusual approach means the network might not cover the entire city, leaving some areas unable to get the wireless service, which is expected to carry a monthly fee in higher-income zones.

See, the problem with most wifi and internet access plans for cities is that they attempt to solve the problem (i.e. the digital divide) by simply bringing down the price point. But that won't work until the price is actually zero, in certain instances.

Plus, the frequent rejoinder to "blanket" the city means that tax dollars are spent providing free internet service to those that are already paying for it. Normally I'd say this was good, but the upshot is that huge companies like Verizon stand to lose many paying customers, which means they vehemently lobby to scuttle the deal entirely. By focusing on customers Verizon doesn't serve, the city will

  1. help create a city-wide standard for wireless internet access
  2. enable people in poorer areas to have free internet service

Would a small business in Anacostia benefit from this? Of course. Would a rich person in Georgetown? Not yet, but once you've developed a city-wide standard to modify lightpoles to carry internet nodes, it'll be super easy to expand later. The trick is getting Verizon and Comcast to play ball initially.

DC is making a smart move here.

posted at: 2006-03-09 11:20:32 with 2 comments

With a long enough road, (much like a blue enough sky) I can reliably overcome any emotion and replace it with pure manic euphoria.

Thanks, car!

posted at: 2006-03-08 18:10:38 with 0 comments

I finally fixed the broken titles: if you click on the title of a piece you'll be taken to a page which displays, voila, the title and author of said piece in the title.

Speaking of tiny changes, be sure to check out the new Bush bill of rights.

posted at: 2006-03-08 14:25:31 with 0 comments

Does anyone need to doubt that the future of the country rests in my former commonwealth's hands? Between George Allen and Mark Warner you have two political juggernauts (Allen is awful at governing, but perfect at the Bush/Rove strategy of looking good, trading on his father's fame, and pandering to the base) that could win their party's nominations for president.

Well guess what: Allen is going to have to fight for his own seat first against a former secretary of the Navy.

The debates affecting our nation, from taxes, to the war in Iraq, to health-care, are all in some way represented in Virginia. From the urbanized, heavily Democratic northern counties, to the rural southwestern ones, with a mix of tidewater and Richmond politics (urban renewal, a focus on crime), Virginia encompasses many of the dilemmas facing our nation. Transportation is the single issue Virginia voters are tackling that the nation as a whole seems to be punting on. And yet, that very issue is of huge importance to the country as a whole.

Let's be honest: whatever strategy Democrats or Republicans use on a national level can be based solidly on their respective plans in Virginia. Last cycle, during the Kaine/Kilgore race, we saw that play out as the GOP used divisive wedge issues, and Kaine fought back with a focus on real issues and an emphasis on his faith. We won't be able to do that nationally, but we might be able to steal some plays from the GOP book.

In short, the best political technique Rove ever devised was to go after your opponent's strengths, not his weaknesses. If you candidate is Secretary of the Navy (in this case), say he's weak on defense. If he's a successful businessman (as the other major Dem is), say he's out of touch with regular people, or (better yet) that he ran his business poorly. You don't need facts, you just need to be willing to play a little dirty. Webb needs to realize that Allen will throw everything he can at him in order to stay viable for the '08 presidential race.

It's time to stop bringing knives to a gunfight.

posted at: 2006-03-08 13:43:07 with 0 comments

So this weekend, while finishing Rifleman Dodd and Crashing the Gates, I happened upon the Titanic Memorial. It's a perfectly nice memorial at the end of the soutwest waterfront.

When I arrived home, I found my housemate watching Titanic. The next night, with a different group of people, I found myself watching it almost in its entirety. Odd.

posted at: 2006-03-08 12:22:01 with 0 comments

This is killing me.

posted at: 2006-03-07 14:45:23 with 0 comments

I simply love these commercials. But the reason VW is targeting this market is quite simple: everyone knows that VW cars are for women and BMW autos are for men. It's kind of an unspoken rule. (Yes, I'm sure someone will tell me I'm wrong.)

posted at: 2006-03-07 14:23:18 with 3 comments

I'm not sure what kind, but I went to a performance of the Alvin Ailey Company at Berkeley last Saturday and discovered that I am not getting nearly as much joy getting from place to place as I could be.

By the way, a shout out to someone who may or may not have a nickname for asking me to go with her. Ed, help me out. She was a record editor, two years behind us, friends with Jill (provided I know who Jill is), grew up in NoVa...Does she have a nickname?

Anyway, back on track...does anyone know what I should start with? I took ballet for years as a kid, but have basically no dancing or rhythmic abilities at this point.

posted at: 2006-03-07 13:40:25 with 5 comments

My uncle and cousin are in town and we need a sit-down restaurant to eat at tonight...here are the restrictions:

  • Very close to a metro
  • Wheelchair-accessible
  • Not too expensive
  • Nothing too crazy, foodwise.
The more "DC-ish" the better...they like Old Ebbitt and that sort of thing.

Any ideas?

UPDATE: Thanks Helena (and Kevin, who gave the same suggestion via GoogleChat)...we went to Front Page, and everyone was happy!

posted at: 2006-03-06 10:33:27 with 3 comments

I don't normally watch awards shows. Why? Because I don't care about who wears what dress, or what song went platinum, or which tv show was "gripping". But I do make an exception for the Oscars, if only because I love film too much to let it go by. But each year I'm disappointed by the presentation. That's why, this time around, I was confused by the reaction to the show.

I must admit: I simply don't understand this Tom Shales review in the Post about the Oscars.

Stewart began the show drearily, loping through a monologue that lacked a single hilarious joke with the possible exception of "Bjork couldn't be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her."

That was about it -- and Stewart had five months, working with his legions of writers from the "Daily Show" on Comedy Central, to come up with good material. It goes to prove that there's still a big, big difference between basic cable and big-time network television after all.

The Bjork joke was the single canned one-liner I can remember from the program. (Disclaimer: I only watched the first 2/3 of the show before leaving to pick up Kathleen from the airport) It was funny, sure, but there was nothing spontaneous about it.

The rest of the program, Stewart seemed in fine form, making fun of various actors and Hollywood in general. Whether it was the bizarre number of montage sequences or the slow-motion foggified musical number from Crash, Stewart played off it well.

If the goal of the oscars is to develop fifty-sixty funny jokes, and simply tell them during the program, regardless of the actual show's contents, then Shales is correct. If, instead, the idea behind the presenter is to bring a fresh sense of humor to an overblown spectacle, Stewart was on track. I surely think the latter. Shales clearly thinks the Oscars are somehow important, because he lambasted several participants (including the penguin guys) for their irreverence. News to Tom: these shows need more light-hearted moments, and less dreary speechifying.

Did anyone else watch?

posted at: 2006-03-06 09:35:14 with 3 comments

Go WaPo! Evidently we're the second bloggiest newspaper in the country. Hooray!

The Chronicle won, but honestly, after reading a couple of their blogs, I'm not terribly impressed. They certainly have a large number of blogs, but where are the cool technorati links back to the columns? The Chronicle seems to have simply grafted wordpress onto the website, rather than investing in their own software. The WaPo, on the other hand, seem to have tailored their blogs to fit their site perfectly. Froomkin is an online column? Please. I'm not sure how it's not a blog, in the conventional sense. Let's also not forget the hourly chats Posties have with readers each day: this is the future of community journalism.

And best of all, now that the post has added del.icio.us links to their stable of cool tricks, they're even more in front.

posted at: 2006-03-03 15:51:41 with 0 comments

When did things change?

At some point, during my lifetime, people began feeling guilty for not answering their phones.

It began with hard lines. The whole "let the machine take it" response. A tiredness, to be sure, accompanied by a vague feeling that screening calls was somehow less-than-nice.

Then it spread to cell phones. The combination of caller ID and free long distance meant friends were never closer, regardless of distance. Time zone mistakes, drunken dialing and even text messaging mistakes began to become more common. Through it all, the instant pang of regret (when one saw a phone number come up that one didn't wish to speak to) stayed constant.

I've always preferred e-mail to telephony. Why? Precisely this reason: an e-mail is not loaded with now NOW NOW. I can read it and respond at my convenience. Telephone interactions, on the other hand, are personal and time-demanding. One always wonders, "Why didn't they pick up?" when the actual question should be "why did they answer?"

It's not that I advocate poor social skills, merely that the telephone is one of the few pieces of technology (again, eschewing text messaging, which is great!) that manages to pierce the public/private veil in an annoying manner. Would it be acceptable for my coworkers to constantly barge into my office? Of course not. What if tons of friends dropped by, uninvited, one at a time, to my house? I'd entertain them, but it would get old fast, especially if I was in the middle of something.

Yet when people call, that vague guilt arises. I say, to hell with the guilt. I'll screen every call. I'll always let you go to voicemail. If you didn't have anything important to say (and thus, didn't leave a voicemail), then why should I be bothered to return your call?

The more convergence goes on, the happier I am, because transitioning from an oral/aural dominated society to one dependent upon text is a great thing. Who needs conference calls when one can simply use a mass e-mail to gather people for Friday night fun?

Sadly, that day, when text reigns supreme, is not here yet.

posted at: 2006-03-03 12:27:08 with 2 comments

So my housemate might be leaving in a month to housesit for a colleague. Thus I may be in the market for a new housemate. Ed, Jill, know anyone? I finally got a flikr site and put pix up tagged adamsmorgan2brapt. Check'em out. Here are the five best reasons I'd think someone would want to move in:

1) It is a nice large apartment with cool views and a roof, and the building was not built on any sort of haunted burial ground.

2) The shower curtain is actually a giant New Yorker cover.

3) I am a good cook. I am a better eater.

4) John F. Kennedy once lived in this building. As did his sister. I think the same one who had the lobotomy. But there's no evidence that her trauma was caused by the apartment building.

5) I live close to Ed, Jill, Tonic, Meridian Hill Park, the Reef and Tryst, and other cool places, ad naseum.

Have you been by? Bolster my housing self confidence, or crack the plaster that is my ego, and add a reason.

posted at: 2006-03-02 19:47:57 with 2 comments

Based on Jill's recommendation, Kevin and I headed over to Temperance Hall to enjoy some tasty burgers in the newest cool hangout in Petworth.

The place itself is very well done: it looks like a rowhouse-turned-restaurant, with the sort of clientele I'd like to hang out with. All the seats at the bar were full, but the restaurant itself was empty when we dropped by around seven. We were able to snag a seat behind the bar and a few minutes later began chowing down on their signature spicy peanuts.

Unfortunately for me, the burger I ordered was lackluster. Jill built up my expectations by saying that she'd ordered a burger medium-rare, and that they had served it to her properly. During my visit, however, the burger was solid gray. Not good. In addition, the super deluxe wheat buns, while tasty, tended to detract from the burger itself. The bun of a burger should never distract one from the main focus, namely, the beef. Finally, the fries, while freshly made (piping hot!), were nothing to write home about.

And a gourmet salad? What was that doing on my plate?

Overall, the friendliness of the servers, the tasty spicy peanuts, and the atmosphere all do Temperance Hall proud. And the rest of their menu may be fine, but their burgers leave much to be desired. Next time I arrive, I'll have to sample their chili or another sandwich, perhaps.

Sadly, after trying both Elevation Burger and Temperance Hall, I'm forced to conclude that the best burgers around still belong to St. Ex. Five Guys are fine, for a fast food joint, but the fries are the primary reason to visit them. Whitlow's makes a mean burger, but the emphasis is on half-price night, not the actual quality of the meal.

Any suggestions for a place in the district (or nearby) that has great burgers? What do I mean by great?

  • a burger ordered medium rare is pink in the center
  • cheese and bacon are available and are tasty
  • the fries served with the burger are at least as good as mcdonald's

That's it. No fancy ketchup or mustard required. (Although St. Ex gets props for both condiments, in this case.) A salad shouldn't be located near it.

Any ideas?

posted at: 2006-03-02 14:37:33 with 2 comments

So last night I was eating my Speghettios and today I was looking at T-Shirts on the internet. Now I have put the two together in a new T-Shirt
t-shirt
I have also been thinking of catchy things to say like "I still eat" then the Speghettios logo or perhaps "I put the ghettio in" then the Speghettios logo. Well I think you get the idea at this point. I have a number of other excellent T-Shirt ideas but you will just have to wait for those.

posted at: 2006-03-02 12:42:56 with 6 comments

So as Ed can tell you (with much deserved rancor), I’ve had this post supposedly in the queue for ages, but a bunch of crazy weeks (often resulting in consecutive 10-hour days) has kept me from finishing up. (Plus the new format scares me. There, I said it.) But as always, there’s fun happening in the pop culture world…

One of the nice side effects of our nation’s disturbing veer towards fundamentalism of all stripes is that music by groups with religious affiliations is actually getting…well, better. I guess once you get a critical mass of potential talent, the cream eventually does rise to the top.

I’m mostly talking about Christian music here. The Jews don’t have to sweat this; being a minority and all, they’ve always been good about exploring the musical margins. Klezmer may be so 2000, but it’s still damn cool, and I’ll assume you heard Matisyahu’s reggae and dub take on Orthodoxy when it took over the airwaves this past fall. I don’t know what’s going on in Muslim, Hindu, or other circles, but the Arabian- and Indian-sounding beats I’ve caught at Red Maple on Wednesdays have been intoxicating (as were the strange German and Peruvian girls who dragged me there).

But Christian music…let’s just say it’s so whitebread and so bad that white bread itself won’t associate with it. The vast majority of it is simply carbon copies of current mainstream bands (and is literally and cynically marketed that way: “If you like Vertical Horizon, you’ll praise with…”). Others verge into parody and outright stealing, especially in the rap sphere (like this mutilation of Notorious B.I.G.: “I love it when you call me your Savior…”). And let’s not forget those Songs of Praise albums that alternate ad space with the Kidz Bop albums they so achingly emulate.

When Christian-oriented bands do get mainstream attention, they trend to downplay the Christianity (Creed), unless it makes for a good story (Sixteen Horsepower).

But lately the story is becoming more interesting. Eisley (mentioned so often here I’m not even going to link them) are home-schooled Christians. And Sufjan Stevens dealt very directly with issues of faith in Illinois’s “Casimir Pulaski Day.” So it may be that we have a new movement happening—bands whose talent and Christianity support, rather than occlude, each other.

Exhibit A is Page France (also try here and here), whose album *Hello, Dear Wind” has been living in my computer for the past two months. With sing-along lyrics and a glockenspiel, they sound recall Sufjan, Mirah in a church youth group, or especially Hutch and Kathy—I highly recommend juxtaposing H&K’s “On the Way to Work” (lyrics: “Satan made me a scarf”) with PF for an amusing shoulder-devil/shoulder-angel moment in your iPod. Page France sings about love, anxiety, and faith with a sweetness and hope that the twee and indie kids can only envy. But admirably they refuse to be twee about the subject matter and it’s inherent weirdness; Christ’s resurrection is addressed in “Jesus” quite directly, for instance: “And Jesus will come through the ground so dirty / with worms in his hair and a hand so sturdy.”

The whole album is good, but I’ll nominate the opening track, “Chariot,” as the Track You Should Be Listening To Right Now. It just builds so nicely, from a single voice, into a choir’s plea, and the urge to “become a happy ending” is too powerful and openly spiritually hopeful and bare to ignore. Give it a listen (sadly I can’t find any links for you) and check them out next time they come through town (they were just here, and I missed them, too). And then donate a little to the next poor box you pass and buy a tambourine, just in case the Reckoning comes and Page France lets you join the band.

More soon. I’ll talk about seeing Sasha. I’ll talk about my first fund drive. I’ll talk about Jenny Lewis & the Watson Twins. I swear.

posted at: 2006-03-02 12:27:34 with 6 comments

I love wikipedia. The best part of it, I feel, is the Berners-Lee like idea of interactivity and discovery.

Yesterday, for instance, I went to the following pages:

A couple other sites were also visited, but you get the point. Through my desire to learn about aphasia, I ended up with a much larger set of information.

Have you guys ended up on some odd wikipedia pages based on an initial search?

posted at: 2006-03-02 11:00:07 with 1 comments

Well, it appears Foggy Bottom Beer is no more.

posted at: 2006-03-01 16:11:35 with 3 comments

Circuits!

I find sites like this, that explain complex concepts simply, to be invaluable.

At work today, a visitor from another office complained that "the internet is missing" from the machine she was working on. Surprised by this idea, I checked it out, and discovered that the icon for Internet Explorer wasn't sitting on her desktop, but instead was located on the default "Start" menu of Windows. Problem solved: I "found" the internet!

I often am struck by how people can be divided into two groups: those who follow directions to the letter; and those who grasp concepts over specifics. Obviously, I sympathize with the latter.

posted at: 2006-03-01 15:44:05 with 1 comments

so for all of you who haven't watched the news, the prez just made an 'unannounced' visit to yours truly's turf (or should i say dust) - that wondrous city in a bowl - kabul, a-stan.

perhaps you caught a glimpse of a certain political officer in the crowd, pimpin' department peeps all over the concrete. or maybe you didn't. i digress.

the real point is that for once, the prez made a speech that wasn't god awful. yes, high praise indeed, but seriously - normally listening to him is like waiting for a wreck to happen. and on one hand, i don't mind the awfulness, but today i just hoped he didn't stumble. well he did a little - two really bad jokes. but compared to the ambassador, well, let's just say that department policy forces me to merely note that the crowd paid rapt attention to karzai's clothing rather than ambo's mumble-fest.

i'm sure you want to know what g dubs said that was so great. well, nothing really. but he finished in about five minutes flat, so after thanking everyone, the speech was over. that's right, if you want to do the safest speech ever finish before most people know you've begun.

and those two horrible jokes? one was about ribbon cutting, which because he wasn't close to the mike, nobody heard. and the second was about how the ambo was the son of another ambo to a-stan, and g dubs kinda was partial to sons following in their father's footsteps. ugh. dynasty jokes don't go over too well in a supposedly meritocratic setting.

how's that post, 'werkzites???

p.s. karzai and three of us chatted about cameras - he prefers non-digital, for you shutterbugs out there...

posted at: 2006-03-01 08:18:47 with 1 comments

Here's an interesting take on blogs, sitting in the Wall Street Journal, of all places!

Thinking back to a long time ago on this website, there have been a great number of posts. Most, if not all, have been somewhat flippant in nature. But overall, we're still talking about over 2500 posts in the course of about four years. Excluding weekends, when people rarely post, that means about 2 and half posts, per day.

Two posts, per day, for four years. Odd, in fact, that anyone would have anything to say with that regularity. But starting from the very first post, I've continued to keep the website up and semi-functional.

And so, very rarely, (but often around holiday times) I've also asked for others to contribute a bit. Since the redesign, most of the posts on the site have been from me. But I'd like to get some more variety on the front page before I fix the members section or the archive section.

Why?

Because both of those are major undertakings and I'm only inspired to work when I feel others are chiming in. Understand? So all of you out there: Helena, Brad, Forrest, Kevin, Dwight, Deborah, Jill, etc. Help me out!

posted at: 2006-02-28 15:12:35 with 1 comments

This site run by the DC government contains useful information for when the temperature becomes cold enough to kill. Check it out, but here are some of the main points:

  • The DC Hypothermia Hotline number is 800-535-7252
  • If one sees someone in trouble on the street and it's cold, call the number
  • The cold season runs from November until April
  • Even if homeless shelters are turning away people, the DC government will provide hot drinks, sleeping bags, blankets and counseling free of charge

The bottom line is this: the service exists to ensure that no one dies on the streets of DC. Putting the number into your cell phone takes five seconds. And it could save a life.

posted at: 2006-02-28 11:39:33 with 0 comments

In case you were wondering, here's how to operate the mechanical calculator known as a curta.

And here's a simulation that lets you test it out.

It's actually quite ingenious. Now if only someone had a couple grand to purchase me one as a gift...

posted at: 2006-02-28 11:07:26 with 0 comments

As cold as it is here now, it's nice to think that Kathleen is enjoying some warm sun down in the Caribbean right now even as I type this.

Who am I kidding? I wish I were on a tropical island soaking in the rays. Just so long as I wouldn't have to do any work.

And, yes, I'm aware of the callous dichotomy between this post and the last. To rearrange time-stamps or engage in other movement would seem disingenuous, however. I am perfectly able to disconnect my own life from that of others. Such is the goal of the avid compartmentalist.

posted at: 2006-02-27 16:49:23 with 1 comments

So while walking yesterday morning in the bitter cold, I passed a man lying on the ground outside an apartment building in Mt. Pleasant.

He was dead.

Some people were gathered around, calling the police. I saw no reason to loiter and kept walking. I can still see his open eyes in the frigid air.

This world, which seems frequently made for my enjoyment, turns to tragedy too often for me to ever think of it as a perfectly good place.

Unlike some we fondly remember, there is no tribute to the man in the cold this morning. He was ten feet from the doors of an apartment building. Ten feet from warmth, from light, from life.

Ten feet too far.

posted at: 2006-02-27 14:59:06 with 0 comments

Okay, here's your bit of monday geekiness:

Sark defends port deal.

Enjoy!

posted at: 2006-02-27 13:44:41 with 0 comments

One of the greatest things about snow is the tendency for flakes to go where the breeze pushes them. Unlike rain, then, as snow is falling you have a intimate knowledge of the air currents in the space before you.

I recall a sunny day spent on the river in a boat with Kevin and Carrie. Each time the wind changed, Kevin could look at the way the water in front of us varied and tell, a good couple seconds in advance, where to head.

Snow is like that: a living map to the airspace outside my window. I can see tiny vortices, odd rivulets and the occasional nonsensical eddy; flakes moving up or down in defiance of all others around them.

posted at: 2006-02-27 12:40:12 with 2 comments

Over the weekend and a few days before, I finished the following:

Books

Film

posted at: 2006-02-27 12:33:34 with 1 comments

I've never been one to subscribe to the idea of Authorial Intent in any of its forms. Much in the same way that reading a book jacket or a lengthy review can detract from the experience of the work, I feel that works of art should stand on their own, without the crutches of a descriptive framework.

No, I haven't taken any criticism classes. And while I certainly don't subscribe to certain tenets of deconstruction, (speech over writing? modern information theory is certainly putting the lie to that idea), I do think that separating an author or artist from his work is an important first step.

Seeing Hiroshi Sugimoto's work at the Hirshhorn reminded me of this: each gallery was addressed, by the author at times, in a descriptive way to frame the art inside. Even Pell found the descriptions over the top (I'm sure she'd disagree with my critical perspective, but that's another matter) as each one attempted to connect themes in an absurd manner. Let's look at some text.

Sugimoto’s minimal "Seascapes", begun in 1980, offers a contrast to “Dioramas” and “Portraits.” Here, the elemental forces of air and water meet each other as rectangular fields defined by subtleties of light and texture, suggesting a timeless balance—a condition existing either prior to or outside history. Rectangles of light are also the centerpieces of Sugimoto’s photographs of "Theaters" (at left), started in 1975. Light, time, and the question of change are again connected. The artist leaves the shutter of his camera open for the duration of a film, compressing the experience of cinema (yet another of our culture’s technological mediations of reality) into a seemingly “empty,” shining screen that might evoke Zen voids, minimalist art, or the disappearance of grand movie palaces, drive-ins, and classic cinema.

Simply put, Sugimoto took some black and white pictures of movie theaters projecting blank white screens instead of movies. In one photo, it was easy to see that he'd done what he'd claimed, namely, left the shutter open and the film exposed for a period of time. In another, however, stationary people were visible in the foreground, giving the lie to his "technique". Most of the other pictures didn't contain any external cues to suggest whether he'd left the film exposed for a lengthy time or not.

The works themselves were quite captivating. Did they evoke "the question of change?" No. Pell commented afterward that she felt that art, by default, had to sell itself as series of "big questions" rather than simple descriptions, in order to be recognized. And, sure, enough, had Sugimoto titled and described his works as "theaters with white screens" he might not have been given the critical response he desired.

And yet.

And yet I cannot help thinking that this is the disconnect between art today and the masses. In the past several centuries, great art has always been intimately connected with some level of popular sentiment. Artists who died with no fame did not do so because they were unpopular, but instead because their audience never discovered their works. As modernity widened that chasm, critical theory began to outpace popular understanding at a pace that could never be bridged.

The former measuring ruler to art, namely, production quality, has long been abandoned. (One need only look at the low-quality works of Hiraki Sawa to feel that somehow, low-fi production values are being overly valued) In the absence of that, what is left? Vague evocations of "light" and "time" simply don't work for me.

My namesake, for instance, managed to achieve great commercial success at the expense of critical acclaim. The idea that a work of art could be both popular and worthwhile, had already fallen out of favor by the early twentieth century. One can only wonder what the dutch masters would have thought.

This is not, of course, to denigrate the work of Sugimoto. I found almost all of it to be quite good. Yet the descriptions fell flat, and their inclusion bothered me. Until a work of art can stand on its own, without needing explanation (a framework can certainly enhance a work of art, but it should only assist it, not keep it from falling), I find it less than satisfying.

posted at: 2006-02-27 11:41:38 with 0 comments

I almost forgot the highlight of the post-burger festivities: namely, seeing an unidentified animal cruising the tidal basin late at night.

It looked like an otter, but in the infrequent lighting surrounding the Jefferson memorial, it was difficult to tell. Are there otters in the tidal basin? In DC?

posted at: 2006-02-24 16:13:12 with 2 comments

So through some people I found out about this site which is much like friendster except for jobs and work connections.

Best of all, once I signed up I realized that Helena and Fincher were already members. It's nice not to be the earliest adopter, for once.

posted at: 2006-02-24 16:11:21 with 0 comments

Yes, it's that time of year again when co-workers attempt to force you to buy cookies in order for their children to feel good. Or something like that.

A box of samoas set me back $3.50. I'm not sure how it encourages "strong bodies" but maybe I'm taking this all a little too seriously.

posted at: 2006-02-24 16:08:51 with 0 comments

So I'm hanging out with Fincher and fans at a burger establishment known as Elevation Burger. It's a good place, but some flaws exist:

  1. No bacon. Not a problem for Fincher, obviously, but lack of bacon is a huge loss for me.
  2. Small patties. Yeah, they're made with Kobe beef. But if I can eat a double cheeseburger in five bites, it's too small.
  3. Friendly service. I've said it before and I'll say it again: I don't want the guy serving me food to know my name, to act like we're pals. I'd rather order from a touchscreen myself, like at Sheetz. If I want fast food, I want depersonalized service.
  4. The price. The double cheeseburger was well over $4.00, which isn't any better than five guys, for a markedly small sandwich.

With all that said, it was tasty. Just not the best burger ever, which remains an elusive beast to catch in the DC area.

posted at: 2006-02-23 18:25:08 with 0 comments

This is a good idea.

posted at: 2006-02-23 17:40:41 with 0 comments

I haven't weighed in on the port scandal because it seems like xenophobia mixed with undue fear mongering.

But I will say this: the one aspect I think everyone, of all political stripes can agree with, is that large contracts should not be awarded to state-sponsored companies. An example?

Well, if we need to fly soldiers on commercial flights to distant bases, I would assume we'd use regular airlines. Using British Airways would make sense. Using El Al, would not. Why? Any state-owned business realizes that a significant portion of its capital is dependent upon support from the government. This complicates matters when one is examining cause and effect: in a normal, investor-owned business, the duty of the company is to its shareholders. Politics should never figure in. But if one's largest shareholder (or only shareholder) is a government, decision which have negative business aspects (but positive political aspects) can be made all the time.

In the port example: would selling the port business to a similar Chinese-state owned company be any different? I think not. And for that reason, I think the U.S. government should always be wary of selling to foreign states.

The issue, of course, shouldn't be the UAE. Short of Turkey and Israel, the UAE is probably the most westernized country in the region. But selling our port programs to the governments of either Turkey or Israel would be equally naive. We're supposed to be the paragon of capitalism here in America, right?

posted at: 2006-02-23 16:17:49 with 0 comments

I wonder who could be living here?

posted at: 2006-02-22 14:35:03 with 0 comments

The morning began perfectly, with sleet changing to snow as I awoke. Excited by the prospect of driving to work through the falling flakes, I hurried through my routine and emerged, slightly bloodier but still in one piece, only to have the snow change back to sleet and then rain.

Now, sadly, the day has descended into a low-visibility fog.

I think, more so than any other factor, the weather is the single greatest influence on my mood. The inability to go outside and read my current book, the vague numb feeling of having huge windows and yet a depressing view: all combine to overcome the thrill of seeing snow on the ground.

On the other hand, my mind is wrapping itself around the prospect of tasty burgers with Fincher later.

posted at: 2006-02-22 14:34:17 with 0 comments

For all my dismissal of people who desire the authentic, I do find myself often drawn toward items that are singular in nature.

Thus, this morning, I found myself extremely pleased that not only had medium design group released their new designs for '06, but that they no longer sell the Existentialist, the show I now own (thanks to Brad!)

It's the best of all possible worlds: more unique items for me to consume, and a scarcity of the ones I already possess. Yet this sentiment is merely selfish and small; there's no rational reason for me to be happy that there are less things I own in existence.

One could contend, of course, that I am merely happy that I purchased my cool shoes before they were no longer available. Yet I derive joy from my watch, which I think is still in production, merely because there are few like it. Thus, it doesn't have to be unavailable to others to make me happy. I just want it to be obscure.

(Now, after looking around, it appears that "Don't Rush" is only available on ebay, so perhaps I spoke too soon...)

Regardless, the point is the same: although I cannot countenance paying thousands of dollars for a product that can be easily reproduced (see: designer anything) I do enjoy having one-of-a-kind items. They just shouldn't be expensive.

posted at: 2006-02-22 12:11:44 with 1 comments

So it turns out the administration does care about your civil liberties! Let's roll that tape:

For Americans troubled by the prospect of federal agents eavesdropping on their phone conversations or combing through their Internet records, there is good news: A little-known board exists in the White House whose purpose is to ensure that privacy and civil liberties are protected in the fight against terrorism.

Someday, it might actually meet.

Good stuff, LAT!

posted at: 2006-02-21 16:21:02 with 0 comments

Man. WSO looks bad. What's with the weird corners with lines sticking out of them?

posted at: 2006-02-21 15:08:01 with 0 comments

Even the slowest day can be vastly improved through the proper mixture of sunlight and Faulkner, as long as one is outdoors. The additional upside, of course, is that post-reading, one can always focus on work with a renewed attention.

Somewhat tangentially, as most of you will not have noticed (or, many, ever will) the back-end is now starting to resemble the front-end.

My typical lunch experience for the past three years (since my departure from the USDA) almost always includes a book. It's the one time of the day when I mentally disengage and focus on something which has nothing whatsoever to do with work. Still, for the two years I worked for KCI (including the stint at the USDA), I didn't tend to read outside much. Lunch consisted of either sitting at my desk and reading political news or joining other IT coworkers at the cafeteria. The best lunches, by far, were those spent soaking in sun near the rear of the USDA building, a tasty half-smoke with mustard in hand. Still, that was only fifteen minutes of a day, and hardly enough to refocus on challenging problems.

What do you guys do during your lunch break?

posted at: 2006-02-21 14:01:15 with 3 comments

If you're going to be sick, why not do it on a three-day weekend?

Oh, that's right, because it stinks to waste all that time.

posted at: 2006-02-21 10:19:08 with 0 comments

So according to rotten tomatoes, A Scanner Darkly is opening on March 1st, not in July, as other sites suggested. I'm looking forward to it, despite my hatred for A Waking Life. Why? Because PKD's philosophical musings are much less silly than Linklater's.

Regardless, if ASD opens in a couple weeks, I'll be psyched. Anyone care to join me?

posted at: 2006-02-20 09:50:16 with 0 comments

Go read this interview of Bruce Willis. Some highlights:

Q: You are one of the few major Hollywood stars who are proud to be Republican...

Willis: Let me stop you right there. I'm a Republican — and everybody write this down because I'm sick of answering this fucking question.

Q: Can I continue –

Willis: You can continue, but let me answer that part of it. I'm a Republican only as far as I want a smaller government, I want less government intrusion, I want them to stop pissing on my money and your money...

You have to read the whole thing. People in this country, of all political stripes, are tired of graft and corruption. They want honest, open government that isn't wasteful. Is that too much to ask?

Now I definitely want to see 16 Blocks.

posted at: 2006-02-16 10:45:12 with 0 comments

It's Thursday. That means if you haven't read this article by Glen Greenwald, you're behind the curve.

That said, everyone should take a look at it. My only quibble? Well, I have a personal animus toward people (even those of the progressive persuasion) who insist on capitalizing "federal government". We're not in a fascist state, okay? It's not the Federal Government, it's the federal government. Why? Because federal just describes what form of government we live in. One wouldn't insert into an article the idea that our Representative Democracy is a great place to live, would one?

But I digress. By perverting "liberal" and "conservative" to mean, respectively, anti and pro-Bush, supporters of the administration have done more harm to our language than they realize.

That's why I'm happy to be a progressive.

posted at: 2006-02-16 09:56:02 with 0 comments

So the deal just went through: we're officially on track to get a Target in Columbia Heights. Here are the key details from the press release:

Washington, DC- (February 13, 2006) Mayor Anthony Williams announced today the closing of financing and the commencement of construction for DC USA, the largest retail development in the District of Columbia. DC USA, a $149.5 million, 500,000 square foot pedestrian oriented complex with a 1,000 car below grade parking facility is being built on a 5-acre site at 14th and Irving Streets, NW in Columbia Heights, approximately 2.5 miles north of the White House. The project is being developed jointly by Grid Properties Inc. and Gotham Organization, Inc., in conjunction with Joseph Searles and the Development Corporation of Columbia Heights. The land has been acquired by the developers from RLA Revitalization Corporation (RLARC), a subsidiary of National Capital Revitalization Corporation (NCRC).

The three-level complex will be anchored by a 2-level 180,000 square foot Target store, its first in the District. Other anchor tenants with signed leases include Bed Bath & Beyond, Best Buy, Marshalls and Staples. There will also be a 40,000 square foot Washington Sports Club complete with a swimming pool and a regulation sized basketball court. Other smaller specialty retailers who have signed leases include Lane Bryant, Radio Shack, Caribou Coffee, The Vitamin Shoppe, Mattress Discounters, Quiznos, and Panda Express. With 500 feet of frontage on both 14th Street and Irving Streets and 250 feet on Park Road, most retailers will have direct street access to their stores. The project's design by Bower Lewis Thrower Architects of Philadelphia maximizes street level transparency and provides for an atrium lobby entrance on 14th Street to access Target, Bed Bath & Beyond, Best Buy and Marshalls. DC USA which is approximately 60% pre-leased will also have fifteen thousand square feet of space leased to local and minority-owned businesses at below-market rates.

I'm jazzed about the Target. I'm also really excited about the Washington Sports Club (given that I'm a member and have to trek to Dupont currently). Plus, they'll have a pool? I don't know any current WSCs I've been to with a pool, let alone a basketball court. And to have a Best Buy, too? That would mean easy late night strolls to obtain movies.

Yes, I was excited about baseball. But the stadium itself, while great, keeps dragging on. The proposed revitalization of southern DC is all well and good, but the type of development going on with the Target is much better for the local economy. The new Giant, for instance, hired almost exclusively from the local labor pool, which had a direct impact on many families' lives. If Target and Best Buy do the same, Columbia Heights could become an even better neighborhood.

The best part? Not many super-huge apartment buildings are around me, so I can still live in a small neighborhood but have access to big-box stores without having to drive. It's like living in the suburbs but cheaper and much more fun. All we need now is a movie theater and we'd be set. Compare these stores to the gentrification of 14th street and it's easy to see that although most places on 14th are targeting a rich, upper-class clientele, these stores are instead focusing on stores that regular people in DC will use. Instead of a fancy rug store, or the inappropriately named Design Within Reach, we'll have a Quiznos and a Target. That's not gentrification: that's good planning.

The worst part? Well, unlike last night, when I came back from the gym and walked around my giant a few minutes before 11pm, I think I'd be more self-conscious about showing up sweaty to a Best Buy packed with people. Then again, maybe not.

What do you guys think?

posted at: 2006-02-16 09:42:53 with 3 comments

Okay, I've made a few changes to the backend. From now on, there are no "section" or "subsection" fields. Or a "description" field. Just a "title" field, a story, and a set of keywords, that you can use to tag any article.

People were always fairly bad at adding stories to the proper sections and subsection, or about adding useful descriptions. I will say, however, that in the new regime, contributors really should add some keywords to ensure the document is tagged properly. Okay? It doesn't have to be fifty, but just two or three keywords will help out greatly.

Go give it a shot.

posted at: 2006-02-16 09:27:55 with 0 comments

My favorite spam message from today? It was from "Candy Global LLC" and yes, it was a scheme to get me to purchase the following:

With the right promotional products you can encourage a huge increase in customer loyalty. And with our special promotional prices you can do it at a very affordable price.

Mini chocolates for only $100.00 per 500 units.

Promotional and personalised chocolate and products. Everything from puzzles, mugs and mouse pads to key rings and name tags.

Visit our site for full list of items and prices - www.candy-global.com

Bizarre, eh? I just like the idea of calling my company Candy Global LLC. Now where's Fincher when I need her to help me setup a limited liability corporation?

posted at: 2006-02-15 14:15:46 with 0 comments

So I'm trying to think of a word which could possible mean the distillation of a series of ideas into a general feeling expressed through one person. Similar to zeitgeist, but instead of distilling an entire culture's worth of memes, to narrowly look at two or three things and how they affect a particular person at a particular time.

I'm sure there's a word in German for this, but I don't know it. Deborah?

Regardless, here are the three things I've recently consumed that seem to embody the sum of my current state at this exact moment.

  1. Alpha's Slim
  2. Hud
  3. Nabokov's "The Eye"

Combine them, shake, serve over ice. That's me at the moment.

posted at: 2006-02-15 11:02:16 with 0 comments

I haven't commented on the Cheney shooting because it really has nothing to do with politics. Had Cheney reported the incident and moved on, it would've been a tragic accident, but certainly nothing that should affect his ability to do his job.

Now, though, it seems fairly obvious that they attempted to cover up the problem for over a day. Perhaps it's too much 24 in my diet, but every president from Nixon down knows that the cover-up is always worse than the crime. (Well, perhaps not with Nixon, Reagan, Bush or...well, I guess presidents never learn, do they?)

Where was the White House press corps when the budget came out? Or the Medicare bill? It seems almost as if there are so many stories floating around that the WHPC can only focus, laser-like, when a story involves something sensational, like a shooting accident. The fact that people are being "peppered" daily in Iraq apparently isn't newsworthy. The Daily Show last night made a good point of focusing on the absurdity of such a silly story.

And yet...

Part of the reason why the WHPC gets excited about these stories it that they are easy to fit into a narrative. Saying that the Bush administration is reckless and irresponsible when the budget arrives is one thing. But to tie that to an actual shooting incident is another. Much like the kids who refuse to read stories without pictures, the press media (and even more so with television) wants to have juicy bits of information that they can shoehorn into an existing storyline.

It's not good journalism, but it is predictable. And just as George Lucas tweaked some common myths to create blockbusters, so too can savvy politicians use stories to advance their cause. Democrats need to be aware of this, for the GOP has been using it for years.

So yes, this isn't a story. But it's being used by many as a vehicle for one. Democracy is a messy way to run a government, and this is a good example of how random chance can occasionally tilt the scales of power.

posted at: 2006-02-15 10:29:46 with 0 comments

I wish there was a website that would keep track of all of your frequent flyer miles on one page.

posted at: 2006-02-14 16:21:55 with 2 comments

So I was already having a pretty lousy day at work when I realized that perhaps it wasn't the thought of working for my counterpart or the absence of blue skies and sun. Perhaps it was just that I hadn't eaten anything. (Yes, it took until 2:30pm for me to realize this.)

I went to the fridge, pulled out some meat and cheese, and walked back to my desk to slice up some bread. Of course, when I removed the bread from its secret hiding spot I realized rapidly that it had the consistency of a brick. Five minutes with the bread knife proved useless, so I ended up just eating a tiny slice of cheese and giving up.

Now I'm counting on tylenol and caffeine to power me through the rest of the increasingly depressing day.

posted at: 2006-02-14 15:25:48 with 3 comments

While discussing a list of good bars to hit for a friend of Jenna's, I realized that each year, my AmEx does a summary of places I've eaten and used my card at. Here are the regular restaurant results from last year, in order of popularity:

  1. Tonic (16 times)
  2. Dupont Grille (12 times)
  3. Saint Ex (10 times)
  4. Bistro Du Coin (5 times)
  5. L'Enfant Cafe (4 times)
  6. The Reef (4 times)
  7. Lauriol Plaza (4 times)
  8. Buffalo Billiards (4 times)

This, of course, excludes purchases made with other cards. And lunch places (me? eat fast food? never!) or pizza orders to the house. (Although, to be fair, orders to papajohns.com only reached up to 9 last year). Naturally, if someone else paid (yes, it does occur sometimes, if I'm with Brad, for instance) for my entire meal, it wouldn't show up.

Surprises? Well, for only moving into my new house in the late Fall, Tonic made a surprisingly good showing. Of course, Jill liked to eat there, so perhaps that helped. I was surprised at the low number DG received, until I realized that AmEx classified half of my meals there as "travel" expenditures. Go figure.

Where do you guys tend to eat? A few places? Or all over? Once we lower the bar to three times in a year, the list grows extremely large for me. (Zaytinya, Clyde's, Cafe Atlantico, etc.)

Now I just need to go to that new burger place with Fincher and Pell...

posted at: 2006-02-14 11:11:03 with 5 comments

Here's a recent submission by a local resident taken from my always-annoying Mt. Pleasant list without comment:

I'm curious to know what the Mount Pleasant five years from now looks like?

Often the general consensus I see here is that change is bad, and lets keep change from happening. But my two thoughts on that is 1) there is some change I'd like to see and 2) change is happening, so may as well help shape it.

Those who say that there is no need for change, I'll point out a few of the things I'd love to see change. Everything from the petty theft (breaking into cars, etc) to the violence that has led to the loss of human life - to other quality of life type of things. Like fixing up some of the alley's around here (My request about a year ago to the city still goes unanswered). And having some of the unsafe abandoned houses that are not boarded up being taken care of - and making the owners take responsibility or have the city take over the properties.

With the changes that are happening in Columbia Heights we will definitely see change (both good and bad) and I wonder what effects it will have on retail in Mount Pleasant. And I can't say that I wouldn't like to see some change there. I think we have 4 markets here for food - yet it is rare for me to purchase from them. And many of the people I talk to say they wish this is true for them as well. It seems that the cleanliness of the stores is generally the reason why.

Perhaps someone else would like to comment?

posted at: 2006-02-14 10:09:59 with 0 comments

Contrary to reports that failed to be published yesterday, I still apparently have a job. At least until I meet with my CEO at noon today.

The trick, as always (besides the Scottish verse/text above, or alternatively, the T.E. Lawrence advice to those wishing to extinguish matches by hand) is to simply work at your compartmentalization techniques.

A smart friend keeps everything and everyone organized into tiny boxes that don't mix with one another except on rare occasions. When mixing, care must be taken to avoid items that are naturally opposed to one another, such as work and fun.

Thus, my snow day almost resulted in disaster.

Luckily, I was able to salvage almost everything this morning. Which is good, because I love my job, my boss, my huge office and staring at the blue sky through my row of large windows.

posted at: 2006-02-14 09:16:29 with 2 comments

so as you romp around in the white stuff, spare a thought for those far away who can only play in mountains of smelly dust. yes, that's right, this does count as a post. comment away...

posted at: 2006-02-12 07:48:22 with 2 comments

I dare not speak its' name, for fear that it will not arrive. But all the same, the rumors of frozen joy arriving this weekend are exciting.

posted at: 2006-02-10 14:39:10 with 0 comments

So I discovered, much to Pell's chagrin (and possible Kathleen's delight) that my favorite ATHF episode of the past three months was deleted off of my TiVo! What a world, what a world.

It's 2006, and yet it's still a huge problem to get content from one location to another despite the willingness of consumers to pay. I currently fork over $5 a month for my TiVo subscription, plus the cost of the box. That allows me to watch any show I've chosen to record. But why stop there? Clearly, the networks have enough cash to digitize all of their content and resell it, en masse, to consumers.

Yes, yes, I know: itunes. But I'm not talking about content scaled to fit on an ipod. I'm talking HDTV, 1080p quality videos. Would I pay $2 to get back my favorite episode? Sure. I would even pay $10! Better yet, sign me up for a monthly service and just give me access to content. This is the great scheme of the current millenia: much like AT&T in the last several decades, the media companies of today already have tons of content they have walled off behind copyright laws.

Why?

Because they realize that releasing it into the public domain would cut into their revenue stream, if only slightly. What they fail to realize is that like AT&T, the costs have already been recovered many times over. Once one lays a fiber-optic cable, and charges customers for its use for a limited amount of time, it pays for itself. After that point, it simply makes profit. More and more profit. At some point, consumers must say, "Hey, you're charging us for a product that costs you nothing anymore" and revolt. Likewise, the media conglomerates who have already made billions of dollars off of music artists and television shows must realize that continuing to charge consumer to see grainy videos of old content will soon be obsolete. Either we can petition to release old works into the public domain (my preference) or we can setup a service based system in which users pay a set fee each month to access the entire archive of media a broadcast company owns.

The whole idea, of consumers each having tiny boxes which store content on them, instead of a vast library in a central location, seems outdated. The more content is consolidated, the better. An example? Well, currently, my TiVo has no way to know when shows begin and end. Until the networks fully automate their scheduling, having a live human determine the start and end times of shows might be more efficient, at least if said person was affecting millions of people accessing a library. Think of him as a librarian for the new century.

I want that job: the ability to instantly classify the knowledge that surrounds us. The further ability to sift through the data and find useful information. If only someone would pay me for said occupation.

posted at: 2006-02-09 15:35:53 with 2 comments

So I'm watching Hardball yesterday and couldn't help noticing that in addition to brutally under-counting the number of Muslims in the world (Matthews said 1.3 million...he probably meant billion) Matthews started to push his guest, asking him where the line should be drawn on being sensitive to Muslim religious wishes.

Here's the transcript.

A good section:

MATTHEWS: Mr. Siblani, if this happens again in another forum or the same way, a newspaper in “The Washington Post,” “The New York Times,” NBC, someone else airs an iconic criticism of any kind against the Prophet Mohammed, will there be more of this? Is this the world we‘re facing right now, this sensitivity?

SIBLANI: I would like to see more protests of civilized kind, like the one we‘re doing right now on your show. But I think that freedom of speech comes with responsibility and accountability. I think the Danish newspaper does not practice responsibility, nor do they practice the accountability.

MATTHEWS: Fair enough, but the whole idea of freedom is that some people will abuse it.

SIBLANI: That‘s right.

MATTHEWS: And that‘s the nature of the beast, right?

SIBLANI: Perfect example of an abuse of freedom of speech.

MATTHEWS: And you think that they should stop doing it for now?

SIBLANI: I think they should stop doing it and apologize for those people who they hurt their feelings.

MATTHEWS: Are there any other sacred cows, if you will, that the American and Western media should honor besides Islam? Are there other areas we should be equally careful about?

SIBLANI: I think we should be respectful of all religions, you know, not to attack religions or make mockery out of it.

Obviously, freedom of speech is important. But Sibliani's point was merely that responsible individuals, when they have determined they have acted irresponsibly, should apologize. An example?

Okay, let's say the local Nazi party wants to hold a rally in my neighborhood. If they get the proper permits, they are approved. Conversely, let's say I publish an editorial in the local newspaper that claims Senator McCain fathered an inter-racial child out of wedlock.

Now, both of these actions could result in people arguing quite vocally, that both groups should apologize. But, importantly, the argument is not that freedom of speech should be abridged: the thing that makes America great is that anyone can say anything at anytime about anyone. (Excluding libel, and the crowded fire argument, etc.)

But the difference between the Nazi party and me, I would hope, is that if I unintentionally offended people, I would apologize. Right?

If the publisher of the Washington Post wished to put a cartoon inside that depicted the President of the United States having sex with a twelve-year old girl, he could do so. That's freedom of speech. But should he apologize if he did? Of course. (And maybe get fired? Of course.)

This is the argument that makes the Danish cartoons complicated, because the entire point of the cartoons were to draw attention to the fact that a segment of the population was offended by cartoons depicting Muhammad.

Which brings me to an interesting point: if the original cartoons were inspired by a writer's inability to get an artist to contribute pictures to a children's book about Muhammad, whose children would be reading said book? Any good Muslim would obviously not want to let their child read such a sacrilegious book. Was it, then, Muhammad For Dhimmi Children? It doesn't make any sense that a children's book about Christianity would show offensive pictures of Christ, so why would it for a children's book about Islam?

But in the end, Matthew's show was too much to bear. Why? Well, look above for the choice quote:

MATTHEWS: Are there any other sacred cows, if you will, that the American and Western media should honor besides Islam? Are there other areas we should be equally careful about?

Hmm. I don't know. How about Hinduism? Any sacred cows there?

What an idiot.

posted at: 2006-02-08 17:17:57 with 0 comments

Last night was fun! Well, some aspects, namely:

  • watching 24 with Kathleen
  • extracting a lightbulb rusted into its socket from the house
  • rearranging my room
  • consuming a large amount of wensleydale cheese

Of course, there were some negatives including:

  • destroying the socket in the process of extracting the bulb
  • driving a large shard of glass from said bulb into my foot
  • bleeding out all over the stairs of my house

On the whole, a fairly not-fun evening. What about today?

Well, I:

  • stayed at home because of my foot
  • finished American Psycho during lunch
  • caught some rays
  • worked like a dog the entire day excluding lunch

And that's just up until now. Who knows what could happen later?

posted at: 2006-02-07 14:04:47 with 0 comments

A friend turned me on to this.

If only.

posted at: 2006-02-07 11:11:43 with 1 comments

Want an interesting take on the cartoon controversy? Here you go. Or you can read the more nuanced Juan Cole version.

The cartoons themselves are located here on Wikipedia, in addition to background about them. It's worth a look.

posted at: 2006-02-06 14:30:46 with 0 comments

Due to user requests, I've moved the validate, syndicate and pontificate links to the left side. So all you lazy posters can simply click on the left, now.

Also, if you're not watching Gonzales speak about the NSA wiretapping program, you should be. It's on c-span and every American should be watching it.

Why?

Well, for starters, Senator Sessions just made the argument that "since Hamdi allows us to detain American citizens at will, isn't a little surveillance far less bad?" Right. So through a bad decision on Hamdi, America has now become a place where anyone can be wiretapped for any reason. Sessions then suggested that "in fact, perhaps we've gone too far by allowing Americans to have too many protections of their civil liberties". Disgusting.

posted at: 2006-02-06 12:36:46 with 1 comments

The Super Bowl was, in the end, a fairly weak game.

Not that there weren't moments of drama, or that they game didn't stay close until late. Yet both teams made mistake after mistake after mistake. Seattle clearly dominated the first half yet was unable to score any touchdowns. Pittsburgh won, but didn't look like a team worthy of even competing in the Super Bowl, let alone winning.

Worst of all, in my mind, the super bowl ads were especially weak this year. I've come to depend on Pepsi to create ads that are awful, but the normally rock-solid Crispin Brown agency clearly dropped the ball with their over-the-top Burger King ad.

And memo to advertisers: if your spot contains things that look ugly (I'm talking to you, Fedex and Hummer), I'm not going to enjoy watching the commercial. Fedex had a lame commercial, but the Hummer H3 commercial was actually even a bit disgusting. Pregnant monsters? Oook.

Sequel commercials are also tough to pull off. Careerbuilder's wasn't that amusing, even with jackasses. The few beer commercials that were sequels also seemed somewhat lackluster. The rest of the beer commercials were fairly well done, with simple timing and good jokes. But there were no standouts.

Much like the players in the game itself, the ads just seemed to barely be trying.

posted at: 2006-02-06 11:52:03 with 1 comments

Unfortunately, not all skills will make the cut. Case in point: Xeroxing.

Here's the story... I'm helping a friend by rewriting her cover letter and resume. The problems?

Well, first of all she insists upon having one of those sections that lists her alleged qualities as qualifications. Examples: reliable, outgoing, adaptable to new situations. Setting aside the fact that she is none of those things, I cannot abide including trite lists of that variety in a resume.

Second, she includes a list of skills. Now, I'm not talking about listing the computer or other technical proficiencies she possesses, I'm talking about filing, multi-tasking, and...wait for it...Xeroxing.

She refuses to bend. She is convinced that her copying skills are a necessary component of her resume. I may have to terminate the friendship.

posted at: 2006-02-05 19:45:20 with 7 comments

So after having a conversation with Heidi the other day about the SOTU, I realized that I'd never investigated her sig o's interesting refrigerator magnet inspiration, the infamous Flying Spaghetti Monster.

There's plenty there that we can all learn from. Best of all, the FSM book is due out in less than a month!

posted at: 2006-02-03 15:26:36 with 1 comments

So I'm in CVS the other day, preparing to purchase a soda, when I notice a shiny display advertising a new razor called the "Fusion".

Having seen the marketing campaign (poised to coincide with the Super Bowl) I thought I might give it a spin.

At first, upon looking at it, I thought to myself, okay, so they now have more blades than shick. But in reality, the fusion's greatest selling point is not the sheer number of blades (5!) or even the fact that the head of the razor is the size of a credit card (there's a huge pad beneath it which ensures you get a pretty consistent stroke without blood). No, the best part of the fusion is that it incorporates a tiny blade on the back to mimic a straight-edge razor.

Impressed (later I'd discover that it actually does work fairly well) by this addition, I admired the row of razors, and noticed that in addition to the regular version there's a battery powered one which somehow vibrates the razor head itself. That is, in my mind, still a waste of money.

Having used the Fusion for a few days, I'm comfortable saying that it's easily the best razor I've ever used. It's not so much that you get a much closer shave necessarily as that you have a much lower chance of doing damage, especially if you are (like I always am) in a hurry in the morning. Throw in the mini-straight-edge and you can do touch-ups with ease.

Yes, this post sounds shillish. But it's not: trust me.

posted at: 2006-02-03 15:13:05 with 1 comments

Someone has gone and wikified Joel! Obviously, we should pitch in to assist...

posted at: 2006-02-02 18:37:25 with 1 comments

Edward you are kind the only person I could think of who to ask this to but anyone may reply of course. So I would really like the Sony Ericsson w900i or when it comes out the Motorola ROKR e2. Now the issue I run into is that no carrier has picked these phones up. The w900i is available and unlocked but I am worried that the GSM frequency will not be support by Cingular. So what are your thoughts and comments?

posted at: 2006-02-02 12:12:23 with 1 comments

Dana, as always, in non-rare form. And he gets some good quotes from Barney Frank, too!

When Dreier took his proposal to the floor this afternoon, it immediately became clear he was in for a workout. Democrats wondered, given all the abuses involving lobbyist-paid meals, travel and campaign financing, the first act of the second session of the 109th Congress should involve a fitness center in the basement of the Rayburn House Office Building.

"This rules change is so minor in relation to the magnitude of the problem that it doesn't amount to a drop in the ocean," complained Rep. Louise M. Slaughter (D-N.Y.). "It's going to take a lot more than preventing former members from going to the House gym to produce an ethical Congress."

Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.), who knows when there's mischief to be made, interrupted the debate with a proposal. "I suggest a possible compromise because there is a certain self interest, let's be honest, for current members," he deadpanned. "Perhaps the modification could be that any former member using a piece of equipment would have to yield to a current member."

Go check it out!

posted at: 2006-02-02 11:27:21 with 1 comments

That's pretty much it -- Gene Weingarten emailed me. I emailed him to inform him that it's mascara, not eye liner, that his wife wears every day. And he emailed me back to say that he guessed I was right and that his wife has beautiful green eyes.

If the topic of the exchange hadn't been his beautiful wife, I might have been inspired to fling my panties at him. And I'm wearing really hot panties today.

posted at: 2006-02-01 15:18:28 with 5 comments

I will be in DC this weekend!!!!!

!!!!!!!

posted at: 2006-02-01 15:08:12 with 1 comments

I love the Post but why isn't this story on the front page instead of being buried in A13? It's a succinct rundown of the claims made in the SOTU speech. Something readers would need to see. I just don't get the editorial decision making sometimes, even at my favorite paper.

You're never supposed to bury a great graf at the end of a story (because, from an editor's perspective, you should always be able to chop the final 1/4 of a story and still have the essence retained) but the final ones in the piece mentioned are too well-written not to save and quote:

Bush ended his address with a stirring image that "every great movement of history comes to a point of choosing." But then he said, "The United States could have accepted the permanent division of Europe, and been complicit in the oppression of others."

This is historically misleading. At the end of World War II, the United States allowed the division of Europe between Soviet and Western spheres, though it drew the line at giving up West Berlin. And the United States permitted the Soviet Union's grabbing of large parts of other countries -- or even whole countries, such as the Baltic states.

Bush should know this. In May, he flew to Latvia and declared that the United States bore some blame for "the division of Europe into armed camps" -- what he called "one of the greatest wrongs of history."

Now that's journalism.

posted at: 2006-02-01 14:37:40 with 0 comments

So here is my post for today with all its poor grammer and spelling enjoy: Well holy fucking shit what the fuck is going on today. Talk about the most random day of my life. I have to be honest I have no idea on how to take it. So where did I wake up this morning, no other place then Huntsville AL. Now I know most of you would say well that isn't to wierd, umm acutally no I think most of you would say that is wierd. Folks this is going to be a long post so hang in there. Well so I wake up in Huntsville and head off to the Boeing building where I am having a meeting. Need less to say little to nothing get accomplished in the meeting other then everyone agreeing we need a plan and no one adding to the plan I have created, fucking week. Oh but we did decide in theory that we are going to have to build this piece of software that has already been done by another company. But of course we can't use that cause how would we get the goverment to pay us, your tax money hard at work. Anyway so then I learn wow because of this and the the project in general I might get to spend time in Huntsville. Lets just say I am non to pleased about this prospect, it kinds of ruins most of my plans for the spring if the time is what they are talking about i.e. multiple weeks in Huntsville for a large portion of the spring and summer. Well this sucks because I am really excited about coaching and then I have to miss coat check, both of which can bring in really good income. So after this I learn that now I don't get to catch an early flight back to DC and I get to stay the whole day in Huntsville talking about Planning and Implementation, wow I can hardly wait. So I get to sit down and check my email and I get an email from Ms. Street and she is all like come to my B-Day party with and evite. Now normally I am pumped about parties but it is in the burbs and not so Metro accessable. What every though I will try and get there and hopefully Dillon will drive me around cause I will be drink I have no doubt. I hope she doesn't expect a gift cause will as everyone knows I don't do gifts or cards for that matter. Well hopefully Ms. Streets friends will be there cause they always have drama in there lives. The realy suprise of the day however was from someone from my past. Now needless to say I don't know how to react to this news much less how to discribe it so here goes. The email I got today was from a girl I dated and gave up pretty much everything for, insert bitterness right here. So of course the first question was do I open it at all, well of course you open it hoping that perhaps there is something that you can hate her even more for. So I open it and it kind of goes on for a couple of sentences about nothing important. Mostly talking about friends we had that I might talk to. Well really just Gallun who I would talk to more but we just don't seem to see each other that much. Umm I am betting it is because I am lazy and don't do a good job of keeping in touch with people. The other person was his ex-gf that well I have to be honest I don't think if I saw her on the street I would say hi. Well any way she is all setting me up so in case I talk to any of these people I will learn something but what and then bam she informs me she is getting married. So my emotional range is Bitterness to Not Caring to Happiness. Bitterness is easy to explain, it was a loss of time in my life that I can't get back. Not Caring would be the best emotion the one I like the most cause well I like to take things in stride. What you ask, why I am happy, well its simple, cause it isn't me. I have to be honest I am lucky I have been able to do more exciting things in my life cause of that failure and so its all good. Plus whatever good for her, hope it all works out, yada yada yada. So the time is on slightly past noon so I wonder what will be next for today. Days like today always make me aware how short life is and how much I want to live it. I love the people I have in my life now and where I am, i.e. why I don't want to be in Huntsville. If I have my way in a short period of time I will be able to live the life I really want and until then I will just suck it up. Told you this was going to be a long one.

posted at: 2006-02-01 14:07:06 with 4 comments

Okay, it was painfully obvious to me last night what line the President should never have uttered in the SOTU.

I mean, really, human-animal hybrids?????

Yes, he actually said it, right after he warned of the dangers of cloning.

Should we call it Bush's Anti-Satyr Program? (ASP) Or the No Cloning Or Centaurs Initiative? (NCOCI) Or even better, the Dr. Moreau Medical Malpractice Bill?

posted at: 2006-02-01 08:06:48 with 2 comments

The story begins last August, when I was deciding which health insurance plan to enroll in. When weighing the benefits, I was charmed by the fact that one company (which starts with A and ends in etna) offered preventative dental benefits as part of the package. Not that I love going to the dentist; I just think it's important, and it's even better when it's free... which it was supposed to be. In theory.

In practice, I went to the dentist's right before Christmas. I confidently presented my card, stamped with a big "DENTAL PPO" right across the top, to the receptionist. Smiling, she photocopied it and handed it back. It wasn't until I was seated in the chair, after the x-rays, that she came in to tell me that after speaking with the company, she was sorry to tell me that I didn't actually have dental insurance after all.

Being rather powerless at the time, I wasn't one to argue with the receptionist (I am not the most confrontational person as a rule). However, upon returning home, I duly called up the customer service reps who curtly informed me that the receptionist had been correct: there was no record of me ever having any kind of dental insurance, despite the fact that it was cheerfully listed in the "Explanation of Benefits" booklet I had received (and kept, just in case - or when - problems appeared). They told me to contact the HR person at my workplace.

The HR person at my workplace is not the easiest person to call, unless you're AT my workplace, which I, on a daily basis, am not. I'm only there once a month. So I saved up my problem for the last visit, and was able to explain my problem several times to several different HR people, each time with a captive audience of about 10 of my co-workers (I don't so much work in an office as in a large room). I was finally asked by a woman at the health insurance company why I was having problems, as the kind of health insurance I chose included full preventative dental benefits. It was at this time that I first became truly thankful for the fact that I am unfailingly polite.

After assuring her that there was indeed a problem, and despite the fact that she, and now the majority of my co-workers, know that I have dental benefits included as part of my health insurance, I still had to pay $170.00 out-of-pocket right before Christmas for dental care that I should never have had to pay for.

She understands, is insincerely appalled, and offers to submit the claim for me. It's processed. Yesterday, I received a check reimbursing me...

... for $143.00.

I called the dentist. According to them, $143.00 is the negotiated fee agreement, which means that, had the dental insurance shown up the first time I went in, the dentist would only have been reimbursed $143.00 by the insurance provider (after I paid nothing, which is why I paid for insurance in the first place). In plain English, it means that when after reading on the paperwork "PLEASE CONTACT THE PROVIDER FOR REIMBURSEMENT OF ANY AMOUNT YOU PAID IN EXCESS OF THE NEGOTIATED FEE..." it should continue "...SO THEY CAN TELL YOU TO GO SCREW YOURSELF (which they did), YOU'RE OUT TWENTY-SEVEN BUCKS."

So the question remains... how do I get my twenty-seven bucks back? Time to call Chuck Norris....

posted at: 2006-01-31 16:41:16 with 1 comments

So, as usual, I coughed up $1.00 for my alma mater. And yesterday after checking my mail I discovered that they'd sent me a letter thanking me.

Included in the envelope was a small sticker, a form letter, and a personal letter from a student in the class of '09. Already annoyed that they'd wasted my $1.00 thanking me, I began to peruse the '09er letter. That's when I got really angry.

Essentially, the guy writing the letter is a freshman from Dalton, Massachusetts. That's fine, but hardly the sort of thing I'd want to read about even if I had given a large amount of money. He wants to be a political science/economics double major, which was also boring to me. By the time I made it through his favorite class (microeconomics) I was almost comatose. Then I hit his "dreams" and encountered a tiny nugget of gold: he wishes, after graduation, to become an investment banker.

Huzzah!

My school may have an image problem, and letters like this certainly aren't helping matters. A frosh who wants to become an i-banker? That's sick. He shouldn't have sold out so early. Freshman year is for legions of students to learn they aren't pre-med material. It's for people to take-up and later drop crew. It's for many crazy parties. It's not for people who seek to become i-bankers.

It almost made me want to give them 50 cents next year. Then we'll see who's laughing. At least I can take comfort that my fellow double-ohs are the stingiest class ever. Wonder why? Well, it's probably letters like these.

posted at: 2006-01-31 16:32:57 with 0 comments

I think everyone should head over to The New Republic to read the debate going on over wiretaps. Let's look at a sample bit of text:

Yet the mere fact that a suspected or even a known terrorist has a U.S. phone number in his possession would not create probable cause to believe the owner of that phone also a terrorist; probably most phone conversations of terrorists are not with other terrorists. The government can't get a FISA warrant just to find out whether someone is a terrorist, though that's what it most needs to know. Nor can it obtain a warrant to intercept communications between two persons both of whom are in the United States, even if they are suspected of being members of a terrorist sleeper cell. These are crippling limitations.

So a terrorist has an American phone number in his possession. But, for some reason, we're unable to tap the phone in the foreign country. (Let's say we just busted in his door and he's gone, leaving behind a single rolodex.) As Posner himself states, "most phone conversations of terrorists are not with other terrorists" so we're left with the unenviable position of tapping an American citizen's phone in the hope that the terrorist will call him.

Does Posner not see the ramifications of this? By this logic, since the American could be talking to a terrorist, we must tap his phone. Why stop there? Why not simply tap every American's phone line if they make calls to the middle-east? Since, clearly, the vast majority of the people tapped are innocent (which the FBI is none too happy to deal with), expanding the search would make little difference.

This, precisely, is the reason that FISA exists: if a single individual is thought to be acting with terrorists, a wiretap would be issued. If, instead, fifty to a hundred names show up in the magical terrorist rolodex, then there is no probable cause to assume that any one of those names is the name of a terrorist.

Is probable cause a "crippling limitation"? Do police in America frequently butt up against it? If police suspect someone of murdering another person, but have no probable cause, are they someone being morally evil by refusing to spy on the person?

Posner's argument goes against everything America stands for: the right to be considered innocent until proven guilty, the right to have the law proceed in an orderly fashion, and the right against unwarranted search and seizure.

Posner claims that these ideas are crippling limitations. But if we abandon them, the terrorists will have already won.

posted at: 2006-01-31 12:49:52 with 0 comments

Even though I am sure that you have seen this before, someone hoped I would post about it. And if you haven't seen it, well, consider it due time.

posted at: 2006-01-31 11:14:39 with 1 comments

Today, the weather looks absolutely awful. Hopefully in keeping with yesterday's theme, I'm going to assume that work will be super-easy.

If you're concerned that Bush's SOTU speech will be full of deceptions and spin, it's nice to take a brief look over at a new Washington Post article that is refreshing for its candor. Let's roll the tape:

The quarterly report, the eighth published by the special inspector general's office, was the first to focus on how far reconstruction efforts have missed targets for provision of basic services outlined by the Coalition Provisional Authority, the U.S.-administered body that governed Iraq after the 2003 invasion.

"After 18 months of intense reconstruction activity, many services have not returned to prewar levels," Bowen wrote.

Iraq was generating 4,500 megawatts of electricity before the invasion, and reconstruction officials said in 2003 their target was 6,000 megawatts, Bowen wrote. Iraq's current generating capacity is 3,995 megawatts.

Before the war, Baghdad residents received an average of 16 to 24 hours of electricity a day. They currently receive 3.7, the report said. Outside the capital, however, the situation has improved to 10.2 hours per day from four to eight hours before the war.

While Iraq produced 2.6 million barrels per day of crude oil before the war, it now produces 2.1 million, the report said.

And 8.25 million Iraqis currently have access to potable water, compared with 12.9 million before the war. Reconstruction officials had aimed to bring potable water to 23.4 million citizens.

You can say "we're opening schools" until you're blue in the face, but these numbers don't lie. The problem is two-fold: first, American companies are simply not up to the task of rapid reconstruction in war-torn areas; second, the ongoing security situation makes such reconstruction impossible.

The latter problem is, of course, somewhat of our own doing. By failing to properly plan for the insurgency, we ensured that a large number of delicate projects would be easily disrupted. Getting electricity back online is a good example. After having a talk with an individual who was

  • a member of the CPA
  • a violent party host

I determined that the overall American attitude toward the Iraqis is one of incompetence. He informed me that the reason the electricity wasn't working was that Iraqis were scavenging for metal, and that the transmission poles were easy targets for them. As fast as we'd put them up, they'd take them down. This seems like an oversimplification at best, but the larger point, namely, that we cannot provide electrical services, is correct. My simple solution? Why don't we just bury the lines?

And that brings me to the first problem: the lack of American know-how. I admit, that performing building/construction projects in a war-torn area must be difficult. But we've had years to train at this sort of thing. Why couldn't the Pentagon, through DARPA, develop a program for the sort of rapid reconstruction that would enable Iraqis to see immediate tangible benefits? To look at a single example, let's take potable water.

I find it difficult to believe that insurgents are blowing up water lines (as opposed to oil lines) but even so, shouldn't we have the ability to construct a brand new water distribution system in a town in a matter of hours? It's not rocket science, it's simple construction. Have the army move through and "clear out" any insurgents (despite their ability to come back) and in the following twelve hours, let the contractors in to install water and electrical lines.

You know what this reminds me of? That's right: rebuilding post-Katrina. The failure of the government to either possess or encourage the private sector to develop a rapid-response emergency construction team is inexcusable in this day and age.

posted at: 2006-01-31 08:01:44 with 0 comments

It's an awful morning at work, but a beautiful blue sixty-five degree day outside. I am confused.

posted at: 2006-01-30 11:55:13 with 0 comments

So what would you do if you could be debt free and your rent/mortgage was reasonable and allowed you to to take on any job you wanted? Well I don't know that is the problem. In theory I will be all of the above by the end of February to the end of March. So then therefore what should I do with myslef? I think most of you would be borring and answer with do whatever you like but come on give me something good. I thought I might try my hand at legal temping or really any kind of temping. I know most of you would be like are you crazy just ride your job out until something slaps you in the face. Well I am going to ride the job out but I like to dream so add your thoughts. P.S. Ed you might want to think about putting a pontificate link on the menu on the left its a pain to scroll all the way down. Yes I am really lazy.

posted at: 2006-01-27 15:54:47 with 3 comments

So Brad snagged me a copy of "The Man in the Grey Flannel Suit" and I burned through it over the weekend.

It's a great book, yet it doesn't instinctively rebel against the 50's any more than it embraces that period. Instead, it does a good job at examining a way of life that seems to have disappeared.

I cannot relate to the idea of the "mega-corporation" in which there are thousands of striving middle managers. Almost every firm I've worked for has had a three-tier structure of upper and middle management, and the actual workers beneath them. I've never had to deal with vice-presidents or division heads or section leaders to any extent. As companies continue to flatten out, I can only expect that this trend will continue.

The book clearly doesn't idolize that corporate culture, and it certainly doesn't wax nostalgic about the main couple's home life. We're treated to a view of a somewhat violent father and a naive wife. Early in the novel, when the wife decides to make a change she declares that she'll start to serve "real meals" rather than hamburgers and hot dogs, and that the children will start going to church.

I wonder if, in our current generation, the idea of growing-up has been completely abandoned. There's no need, seemingly anymore, to stop eating the foods we wish, or to have to knuckle down and act mature. Thirty year old childless men with ten year relationships sit down on their couch and fire up video-games for fun. Why should one bother spending two hours creating a meal when one could simply go out to eat?

Of course, I'm not saying that this is bad, by any means. Just that our image of the martini-soaked, white-bread, racists fifties may be somewhat mistaken: perhaps they were just fooling themselves at the same time. Certainly the desire for money, for material goods, has gotten even stronger in the intervening years. When the main character, Tom Rath, muses about getting his children life-insurance, I couldn't help but think that I'd have to be incredibly rich to think about such a mature concept. Who can afford to sock money away for an event one will never be around to see?

My mistake, in hindsight, was transitioning straight from The Man... to American Psycho which describes perfectly the exact same sort of rat race in the 80's. At some point, most people, including myself, will have to slow down or risk burning out. Rath manages to make the transition well. I assume I can do better.

posted at: 2006-01-27 15:45:51 with 2 comments

If you missed this morning's spur-of-the-moment presidential press conference, you didn't actually lose out. Bush only answered one question straight, about whether or not we could torture people. Excluding that, he continued to obfuscate on the NSA domestic wiretapping issue, a subject that is equally poorly discussed by Richard Posner in TNR.

Posner and Bush seem to make the following argument: if wiretapping makes us all safer, and the President is supposed to make us safer during a war, then the President is right.

But the issue isn't merely, "what would make us safer"? Because under that logic, the President could incarcerate all Muslims, or close the borders down indefinitely, or dissolve Congress in the interests of "national security". The President has specific powers laid out to him in the Constitution; when he exceeds those powers he is breaking the law. It's a simple as that.

The other side of the equation, of course, is that Posner and Bush are implicitly saying that if we don't spy on Americans, that Al Qaeda will kill Americans. For all the talk about terrorists "hating us for our freedom", Bush seemed to fold awfully fast when he was worried about evil terrorists.

And the simple fact remains: there have been exactly zero terrorist attacks on America in the four years post September eleventh. And exactly zero for the four years prior to September eleventh, when there were no unauthorized domestic wiretaps. That really illuminates the lie: when Bush, or anyone else, can explain why the FISA process couldn't be used, I'll be impressed.

posted at: 2006-01-26 16:51:01 with 0 comments

So Oprah apologized for the James Frey bit.

I can't really blame her, actually. The book is quite compelling and you almost want it to be true, just to show the triumph of the human spirit over adversity. As a work of fiction, I still think I'd enjoy it.

That said, props to the guys at thesmokinggun for doing the research to put this case to rest.

posted at: 2006-01-26 15:02:31 with 2 comments

The sky outside my office is so blue it almost hurts. No clouds mar the view. If it were thirty degrees warmer, it would be the sort of perfect, windy day I'd call in sick on. But it being winter, I can only look outside, and imagine.

posted at: 2006-01-26 13:23:07 with 0 comments

Every time I've stopped learning at a job, I've left shortly thereafter. And you'd think, after almost seven (damn, has it been that long?) years of work, that I'd have picked up everything I need to know. But I haven't, fortunately, which helps me justify my continued existence.

Sadly, the result of this long period of continual learning about information technology is that I occasionally have trouble at work down-shifting to convey information to users. User X doesn't really need to know about the reverse DNS entry or the improper subnet mask that's preventing them from e-mailing certain users. They just want their e-mail to work. The really tragic thing is that unlike most of the workers at my firm, I can be incredibly busy at home, or off-site, or in my office, and they'd never know it. I will never be able to run into my boss's office and say "Hey, I just scored a new contract!" or "Look, I just saved us thousands of dollars!" Instead, the victories are smaller and less obvious. Things don't break as often as they used to. I get more done with less work. For someone as lazy as me, it's a big deal that I can do all of my work from my house, and that I can manage things with far less effort than I did two or three years ago. But with a long enough timeline, the goal has always been the same: obsolescence.

I look forward to the day where I will no longer have to apply my knowledge to problems of this nature. To a day when I can begin to forget the specifics and focus on the big issues. To the time when I have made myself the perfect redundant cog and can slip out without any decrease in efficiency. It will happen: the only question is when.

posted at: 2006-01-26 10:14:31 with 0 comments

So the new motto is up, and comments are back working again. I'll try to get the member pages up and running next, although that'll take a bit more coding than the previous fixes.

Outside my large windows huge clouds are going by. Combined with the sunset, it's a hell of a view.

posted at: 2006-01-25 17:10:57 with 0 comments

Kevin told me about this; Fincher (hopefully) was actually there.

gonzales speaks at GULC; people protest

Did Franklin actually say that? Of course not. But his actual quote is quite similar, "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." Translated into modern english, I think the students at the GULC did a good job.

posted at: 2006-01-25 15:43:40 with 2 comments

This is an interesting discussion.

The Post, for all its flaws, seems to at least grasp that this is the future of news. Finding a way to let readers interact with reporters (and, god forbid, the ombudsman) is a good thing.

Along those lines I managed to fire off an e-mail to Michael Getler and it appears he's doing well, although he misses the newsroom environment a bit. Go send him a note and ask if he'll ever come back!

posted at: 2006-01-25 13:20:51 with 2 comments

Well the Auto Show is in town once again. It will be here for the rest of the week till Sunday. Hope to see all there.

posted at: 2006-01-24 15:44:15 with 1 comments

What was that title again, Dr. Rice?

Oh, wait. It's 2006, so the newest administration screwup is being alerted about Katrine well in advance.

Here we go:

The NISAC analysis accurately predicted the collapse of floodwalls along New Orleans's Lake Pontchartrain shoreline, an event that the report described as "the greatest concern." The breach of two canal floodwalls near the lake was the key failure that left much of central New Orleans underwater and accounted for the bulk of Louisiana's 1,100 Katrina-related deaths.

The documents shed new light on the extent on the administration's foreknowledge about Katrina's potential for unleashing epic destruction on New Orleans and other Gulf Coast cities and towns. President Bush, in a televised interview three days after Katrina hit, suggested that the scale of the flooding in New Orleans was unexpected. "I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees. They did anticipate a serious storm," Bush said in a Sept. 1 interview on ABC's "Good Morning America."

It seems like every time we have a major problem on our hands we discover:

a) the administration had no idea how to handle it b) some government agency briefed the administration a few days beforehand describing the exact scenario c) some government agengy wargamed the particular scenario a few months/years in advance

The point isn't, of course, that the administration deliberately didn't help. Instead, we should focus on the fact that this administration is unable to perform its job for the American people. The entire purpose of a bureaucracy is to generate ideas and plans for when problems arise. To ignore their solutions is idiocy. What could happen next? Let's say that, god forbid, a dirty bomb goes off in DC tomorrow. What would result?

  1. the administration would claim it couldn't have predicted the bomb
  2. DoE would say that, three months earlier, it had warned the administration that a theft of radioactive materials had taken place at a facility in Kentucky
  3. DHS would botch the initial response, and then later discover that FEMA had actually generated a full plan for a dirty-bomb scenario, which was promptly ignored.

Democrats not only need to fight against corruption in government, they also need to restore America's faith in its government. Right now the Bushies are doing everything they can to undermine that faith. Let's not let them get away with it.

posted at: 2006-01-24 14:21:58 with 0 comments

That's right, it's 24 time again. For a fairly interesting take on the series from one of the writers, head over to Slate. I'm always annoyed that certain people seem to think that 24 is endorsing

  • The Bush Administration
  • The use of torture
  • Fox News

Okay, maybe they only show Fox News on 24, but that hardly validates the first two points. Besides, if you've watched 24 enough, you've seen that tortute occasionally yields bad information, and that all administrations are capable of mistakes.

The best paragraph, though, comes late:

Slate: As the show has gone on, it hasn't been entirely rigorous about hewing to "real-time" rules. Is it fair to say there's some fudging?

Loceff: That's fair. But to be fair to ourselves, in almost every original script, the timing is actually worked out down to the minute. What happens is that as the scripts are rewritten and re-edited in order to make the story more compelling, you sometimes end up with what you could call a time singularity—where there's no way for everything that happens to happen in real time. It's something that you need to wink at. And we have loosened up, maybe just because the stories got harder to write and because we became more desperate. Especially at the end of the season, when you have fewer episodes to make the story happen, and not all that much time to tell it. That's when it turns out the airport is actually two doors down from CTU.

Good stuff.

posted at: 2006-01-23 16:49:00 with 0 comments

So I'm watching Meet the Press Sunday afternoon and I notice that Tim Russert is asking Obama about Harry Belafonte. It seemed slightly odd. Mr Dauo noticed it too.

Especially annoying was that this had just taken place after a roundtable in which James Carville was defending Senator Clinton's use of the term "plantation" during a speech. A term she had used multiple times before in public events, including on CNN.

I'm tired of people, especially white conservatives, decrying the use of race while speaking in racially coded terms. Every good Southerner knew exactly what Russert was saying when he asked Obama about Harry: the "you're black, so why is this black guy off the, ah, reservation". Russert then lambased Obama for, gasp, raising money, to help Democrats. And best of all, he asked if it was "appropriate" to compare President Bush to a terrorist? Appropriate? Of course not. But Obama knocked it out of the park by saying that the best part about America was that here anyone could say anything and it was consitutionally protected. Good for you, senator.

But can Russert honestly believe the Democrats are as culpable as the GOP with respect to corruption? Has it really come to this? Soliciting money for campaigns, while a demeaning, seedy practice, is so far from what Abramoff did that it defies belief to think any self-respecting, professional journalist would connect the two. Is Hilary Clinton corrupt because she raises scads of money? What about President Bush?

As far as I'm concerned, Russert can go join once-again disgraced Howell in the shame-on-journalists box. Where is Michael Getler when we need him?

posted at: 2006-01-23 12:39:28 with 0 comments

Friday evening I hit Fogo de Chao with a friend. It was, in a word, amazing. To begin with, they let you hit a fairly large salad bar, as if you were in a Ponderosa, Golden Corral, or Western Sizzlin'. But the comparison to a standard low-budget steakhouse ends right there: once you've idiotically gorged on greens, they bring out a series of sides, and then you get to use the discs.

Oh yes: the discs.

One turns them from red to green and suddenly crazy gaucho-pants-wearing men with long knives show up to dispense slices of meat to all in attendance. Make them frown by rejecting them, or watch them smile when you agree to try the fillet of lamb! It's all good. For more background on the actual process, feel free to visit their website but put simply, there are 12 different types of meat floating around (some wrapped in delicious bacon) and all are excellent.

Saving room for dessert was a challenge, but we managed to do so, in the process polishing off a couple bottles of Brazilian wine.

The only sad moment came when the bill arrived. Despite the carnival like atmosphere, the style of dress (this is DC, after all) should've clued me in that this was more of a Sam & Harry's than a Ponderosa. Value wise, however, you definitely get your meat money's worth. The next time your favorite carnivore is in town, get him to Fogo, fast!

posted at: 2006-01-23 12:13:21 with 0 comments

That's right: I'm finally going to hit Fogo tonight for some tasty meat.

Now if only the weather will stay perfect, this could be a great way to start out the evening...

posted at: 2006-01-20 16:52:08 with 0 comments

Any day that there's a blue sky above me I'm going to be feeling pretty good. Throw in a convertible, some tasty lunch and an increasingly interesting book into the mix and the result is a marvelous mood melange; excited anticipation of evening activities, a content feeling all over from lunch, etc.

It makes my multi-tasking abilities about 50% more efficient, as well, so that instead of juggling five things at once, I can keep ten balls up in the air.

posted at: 2006-01-19 14:18:39 with 0 comments

Okay, there are still tons of things broken, including:

  • comments
  • staff/members page
  • style on the back-end
  • searching
  • registration
  • archives

Hopefully I'll have time over the next couple of days to get all that working again, probably in the order above.

Until then, though, feel free to keep posting stories. And e-mailing me to tell me how much you hate the new look.

posted at: 2006-01-19 12:15:16 with 0 comments

Okay, I think I fixed the problems with logging in. To log back in, type in your nickname (or e-mail address, if it's been set) into the form to the left. Then click "pontificate" at the bottom of the page. Sound good?

posted at: 2006-01-18 14:20:06 with 0 comments

Yes, I know about toast. But I haven't had time to link in the proper sections. And yes, submitting articles via the "pontificate" link at the bottom doesn't seem to be working for IE users. And yes, there's no "novus ordo seclorum" anywhere yet. Trust me, there will be.

But I'm just too damn tired to care at the moment. All play and all work and no sleep makes edward a dull boy.

posted at: 2006-01-12 19:16:48 with 0 comments

Rather than continue to delay, I'm going to just put the new site up and work through the bugs as they come at me. Yes, I know that means that over 50% of the new site won't work, but the old site is simply too ugly for me to let live. So here goes:

The dredwerkz is now officially under deconstruction!

posted at: 2006-01-12 18:49:11 with 1 comments

So it's Jenna's last day in the district. She will be sorely missed. Fittingly, the skies are opening up, presumably because she consumed some pickles last night. And we all know what pickles cause...

posted at: 2006-01-11 14:20:44 with 0 comments

It's finally warm enough for me to enjoy a perfect lunch: a good book, some tasty steak, and some wensleydale cheese to top it all off.

Blue skies and sharp knives nicely accessorize a delightful repast.

posted at: 2006-01-10 14:43:39 with 0 comments

Well I have an official new tech toy I want. Apple today unveiled there new Intel based PC and Lappy. the iMac is getting a Dual core processor and they are creating anew/similar line of Lappies with the MacBook name. It is fast and I am pumped. Basically sign me up for this one I am ready to make my house in the Apple image. Now all I need is a bunch of Mac Minis that are Intel based, a big ass Mac Flat panel monitor that takes coax for TV of course. Oh you know what I think Apple should get into the media center components, like a DVD changer and a receiver etc. Well I will just hold my breath. Think about it though I would have my mega-media-storage device, my DVD changer, iTunes and so on all on one platform integrated that allows me to download TV and Music from my couch via IR or Bluetooth as well as distribute that content through out my house via wireless media. All I am saying is if I could get it in an all in one solution I would have to admit that would make me very happy.

posted at: 2006-01-10 13:57:40 with 3 comments

So here's the list of friends who haven't posted on their respective blogs in ages:

  • Jenna
  • Jill
  • Deborah

Why not, with your respective free times, post here instead? Unlike the three of you, there's always fresh content at the 'werkz, even if it's boring Edwardian tales of fast food consumption, ogg vorbis, or ranting about Republicans.

posted at: 2006-01-10 13:51:57 with 2 comments

I liked Frey's book. Kathleen recommended it to me. It's not written well, but it's a gripping tale. I never really thought that it was true, but more along the lines of Welsh's Trainspotting. But apparently Frey has been telling everyone it's an unvarnished mirror of reality.

He lied.

Still, give the book a read. Just borrow, don't buy it, I'd say.

posted at: 2006-01-09 17:50:39 with 1 comments

Okay, a slightly geeky post born of frustration. It's 2006 and I'm a network guy and I'm still having problems like this? What about the masses who have neither the time or the experience to deal with problems of this nature? Read on, weary traveler:

At the old house, I was in control of all the utilities. Easy. Simple. Straightforward. So when moving to the new house, I decided to simplify things and take control of several of the bills, notably the phone, internet, satellite and electricity. Sounds easy, right?

Of course, moving the DSL line took some doing, but after a month of waiting, it was hooked up and ready to roll. The only issue, as I'd discover later, is that Verizon decided to continue billing me at the old address for the DSL while continuing to bill Pell for the phone service at the new address. Weird, eh?

Worst of all, when I finally added the account information to manage both accounts online, I discovered that it wouldn't allow me to pay either bill online. So the charges started adding up, especially when Verizon decided Surpriseto send me a free modem but charge me $100 for it. After fighting that back a week or so ago, I finally managed to get through last week to tell them that they needed to remove Pell's name from the bill entirely.

They said I couldn't do that.

I asked, in frustration, why they wouldn't want to let me pay the bill. I'm sure if someone wanted to pay my bill, I'd let 'em! But no, Verizon informed me that Pell would have to call in and "authorize" me to be added to the account.

Last night, conveniently, the line itself went dead.

So this morning, I called back, after confirming with Pell that she'd wasted a good two hours of her time to give them "authorization". I wait on hold for half an hour and finally get a live person, who informs me that they need to run a credit check before they'll let me pay the bill. Hence, more information. (The fact that I had been paying bills to Verizon at my previous residence for five years prior evidently wasn't noted.) After I get through telling him all my personal information, he says, "oops. it looks like there's a charge on your old bill" and sends me over to the account services.

In record time (for Verizon) the account manager puts me on hold, then takes me off to say "everything looks fine; i'm authorizing this" and then places me back on hold while he kicks me back to the sales side. Fifteen minutes later, he informs me that "somehow all the information was lost" and gives me a new sales person to talk to in order to get all my information, from scratch.

All this, merely to get my bill to say Edward and not Pell at the top of it.

So now, hopefully, I'll have one bill for DSL and phone service. And I'll be able to pay online.

Of course, that presupposes the line works. And if it doesn't, that means some more fun phone calls back to Verizon.

Why doesn't Verizon, in the year 2006, have a customer database where they can pull up information about people? Where they could see that I've been a trustworthy customer for years? Where my personal information was already stored?

I'm not concerned about privacy: I just want my time back.

Speaking of time, Brad snagged me a copy of the latest Foo Fighter's cd, "In Your Honor" for Christmas. I brought it home, prepared to rip it to my encoding standard of choice, ogg vorbis and popped it in my computer. A tiny screen emerged to ask me if I accepted a license agreement. I clicked no, and then went to rip it. The next thing I know, tons of errors showed up in the encoding process, reducing my song to mere static.

Sure enough, I was a victim of Sony's boneheaded IP decisions. Essentially, even without agreeing to install the software, the program on the cd launched and was busy "protecting" content despite the fact that I had no ill intentions whatsoever. Best of all, by merely loading the cd (and having the program install silently in the background) a security vulnerability was created on my machine. That's not software: it's spyware. I don't care if Suncomm created it for a good purpose: installing software without telling the user is unethical, especially when one purposefully "declines" to agree to the EULA.

After researching the problem, I was able to apply a registry hack to get the software to uninstall, but once again, despite eventually overcoming the silly DRM placed on the cd, I had wasted hours.

Why is DRM bad? Because it prevents people from doing lawful things to content they own. If I want to listen to the song DOA, I don't want to have to track down the cd and pop it in. I should be able to just load it up in WinaMP and go to town. By making it difficult to do what is legal the proponents of DRM undermine their argument that they are hurting illegal downloaders.

When people say "why not use mp3s or windows media or aac?" I remind them that every type of music file other than ogg is ripe for lawyers to take or for companies to lock down. Ogg, on the other hand, has no restrictive DRM attached to it.

I want to live in a world where technology makes things easier. Such a place exists, if we can just stop trying to squeeze nickels and dimes out of every transaction and focus on helping people achieve their tasks.

posted at: 2006-01-09 16:51:39 with 0 comments

Over the past several days I have:

  • run my car door into brad's head
  • kept the top down on the car for two days
  • been choked by a host at a party
  • sliced my hand open with a bread knife
  • left my brand new credit card in the field
  • read far too few books
  • helped kathleen with a pesky magnum problem
  • watched a movie. or two. or three and a half.
  • severely minimized the effect of my raise through excessive spending
  • discovered a new place with tasty, albeit slow, calzones

A good weekend, right? At least this time I didn't reduce my feet to a bloody pulp like last year. What could possibly be on tap for this week that would be as exciting? Here's what I've got planned:

  • converting my desk into carbon
  • desperately trying to not blow what's left of my raise that hasn't even kicked in yet, technically
  • working late hours at an unenviable task
  • possibly getting jenna to share her new game with some folks
  • checking out pell's new shiny music player
  • staying away from sharp objects
  • coveting brad's oh-so-far-away xbox360

And now back to the unenviable task mentioned earlier.

posted at: 2006-01-09 15:11:49 with 0 comments

As someone who used to work for a lobbying firm, I found the following exchange in today's excellent WaPo Political Chat with Dana Milbank amusing. He's actually channeling God, Pat Robertson style:

Silver Spring, Md.: In the midst of discussions of Abramoff's hat, and a fair bit of rhetoric about getting rid of all the lobbyists, I would like to point out that many lobbyists do play a significant role in our system. For example, the average citizen does not read the bills, or have much in the way of access to go over the details of them with staffers, etc.

Dana Milbank: Thank you for that excellent point, Mr. Scanlon. I am glad that you have not lost computer privileges.

On a less humorous note, lobbying itself is a strange world. Ideally, the government would be perfectly able to promote its own interests in such a way that benefited all those affected. But too often, people on the sidelines don't realize what is going on. And that's even before the GOP leadership decided to have plenty of three in the morning votes that are held open for hours while arms are twisted.

In a perfect world, the government would represent the utilitarian nature of the people: doing the most good for the greatest number of people. It would simultaneously hold dear the liberal tradition of not violating the rights of the minority in the name of the majority.

Yet lobbyists exist to remind their clients that their needs are the most important. Even lobbying for good people means that other deserving folks are shut out. If new bridges are needed in Virginia and West Virginia, and through expert lobbying only Virginia gets the funds for the bridge, that's a sad pay-off for the people in West Virginia.

What should happen, in the perfect lobbyist-free world, is that the government should act in the interests of the people. Senators and Representatives should have ample time to read bills and determine how their constituents would have them vote. That, after all, is the entire purpose of a representative democracy. (No, I'm not going to get into the classic poli-sci debate over how representation should work.) Simple majorities should carry the day, and pork should be banished forever. The Executive branch departments would provide useful information to the people so that they could make the best use of the government programs available to them.

Until that day comes, though, I hope Abramoff's sleaziness will primarily hurt the lobbyists for industries I don't support, like coal companies.

posted at: 2006-01-06 14:07:18 with 1 comments

Yes, once again, it's that time of the year when my venerable alma-mater hits me up for funds. Let's look at what I've given in the past:

  • 2006: $1.00
  • 2005: $0.00
  • 2004: $1.00
  • 2003: $1.00
  • 2002: $0.00
  • 2001: $1.00
  • 2000: $1.00

Nice, eh?

Now check out the overall rankings. Here's the relevant info: in the years for 2006 and 2005, the class of 2000 managed to have 12% and 9% participation, amassing a total of around $3,950.52 for '06 and $7,616.52 for '05.

Those are the lowest number of any class, from 2007 all the way back until the class of 1932. That's right: we're the stingiest alumni class of any at Williams with more than 12 people alive in it.

At first, of course, during the early years away from the purple bubble, I'm sure many thought that our giving would increase after we'd been out of school. But now it's clear for all to see, simply because the classes from '01 to '07 regularly out perform us.

Does anyone want to venture a guess as to why double-naughts are the class who gives the least to our eph brethren?

posted at: 2006-01-05 16:21:47 with 3 comments

DC is going smokefree within a year.

I personally agree that the transition should be during summertime, but six months is pretty short notice. Maybe the irate bar owners can get DC to push back closing time a few hours as "compensation". That would be a win-win situation for people like me.

posted at: 2006-01-04 17:03:31 with 4 comments

As a lifelong 'canes fan, I was delighted to see FSU lose the Orange Bowl by a missed attempt to put it through the uprights. I was less delighted to have to grind it out until past one in the morning with Heidi and her nittany lion friends to see such an outcome. I was especially less delighted to discover that in Ballston, Sean and I were unable to snag a cab for a lengthy chunk of time.

I'm much happier to live in the district.

I'm extremely happy with my job.

The radio wars are once again kicking off, with one station coming online and another biting the dust. I expect I'll like WaPo radio more than WTOP, which isn't terribly informative. My favorite newsradio station has to be C-SPAN radio, but I suppose the presence of WAPO radio (that does, of course, have to be the call-sign they get, right? Dwight, can you help me out on how callsigns are distributed?) would easily become a contender.

Can you imagine Dana Milbank with a radio show? Or Walter Pincus? Or an hour with Joel Achenbach? The possibilities are not endless, but they are interesting.

posted at: 2006-01-04 13:57:37 with 3 comments

Well January tends to be a busy month for fun events. I know most people would not agree but all I have to say is Motorcycle Show and Auto Show. The shows are both at the convention center downtown. The Motorcycle Show is the 13 - 15, which means I probably will be going the 14th if people are interested. The Auto Show is late this year, normally it is between X-Mas and New Years but not this year it is the 24th - 29th which means I am probably going the 28th which is the Saturday, so be there.

posted at: 2006-01-03 15:44:44 with 0 comments

Okay, I'm finally back from my week of being off. Presents were opened, gifts were exchanged, and much merriment was made.

What's happened in the interim?

  • The WaPo now has free sixty-day access to their archives. Take that NYT-lovers! The Post is, nicely, keeping pace with the state of technology to offer people more content, not less.

  • Dupont Circle was named the "13th Worst Public Space in the World". This is idiotic, especially when you consider that the area in front of the red barn is listed as #10. As if anyone from DC would actually congregate in front of the Education Department.

  • I had a great time on New Years Eve with Jenna and Pell and Heidi, despite the absence of perennial NYE fan favorites Meat and Loaf.

  • Many, many black-eyed peas were consumed. I may experience a luck-overdose later this year as a result.

So that's my story. Any tales from you guys?

posted at: 2006-01-03 14:42:19 with 2 comments

C'mon, fess up. What do you need to improve this year?

Fortunately write more I don't stop backsliding on weight and exercise need to improve catch up on reading on anything write more!!!

And now a modern etiquette quandary:

In German, there are two forms of the pronoun "you": an informal du and a formal Sie. Your friends are du, and an adult might address a child that way, but otherwise most people, even casual friends and neighbors who have known each other for years, are supposed to be Sie to each other. I say "supposed to be" because I think things are much more informal now (though Deborah would be the one to confirm, deny, or shade with nuance all of the above...and this About.com article cites people getting fined for disrespecting a police offer with du). Anyway, back in the day—at least according to my German teacher—Germans would even celebrate a bit when they finally became du to each other.

I write this because I always assumed that Americans really didn't have a similar kind of tradition. But I realized today that I was wrong—as I gave an old acquaintance, now turned relatively new friend since her move to Baltimore, her own folder in my Gmail Inbox.

Similarly, another friend, D., wandered through my catalog. He was friends with my roommate, I., so he went in "I.'s Friends" (I often use certain nexus-point people to group friends). But they were his friends too, so soon the folder was renamed "I. & D.'s Friends." Eventually, D. got his own folder, as was his due.

At what point does someone get their own folder? Do you say to someone, "You've got your own folder now"? What does it mean if I give someone a folder...or don't give someone a folder? Recently for instance, I was surprised to briefly find myself with a girlfriend I hadn't counted on and certainly didn't have the energy or time for, and one of the ways I distanced myself was by pointedly refusing to give her a folder (relegating her to my general "Ephs" file) no matter how much she emailed. Never mind that she will never know she was denied a folder—I know, and that's enough.

Thoughts...?

(Especially from Ed and Brad, whose containment/manipulation of friendships is breathtakingly Machiavellian (in a good way), and Helena, who I'm sure has a rigidly defined system of dizzying specificity...)

posted at: 2006-01-03 12:17:08 with 8 comments

The University of Maryland is so huge, it’s difficult to get the word out. Rather than leave signs on bulletin boards, most people just tape their flyers to the sidewalks.

Last spring, on my way to my old radio show—where I still occasionally sub by the way, so tune in tonight from 9:00 PM to midnight—I found the following message posted to the ground. I was so amused I picked it up and put it in my trunk, intending to scan it for your reading pleasure. Unfortunately, not long afterward my car got broken into—I didn’t notice Ed hadn’t locked the door—and while rearranging what remained of my possessions I lost track of the flyer…until just the other day.

It’s now too battered to scan, so I’ll just type it for you. The numerous errors are sic; all I have changed is the phone numbers and emails of the noble Kevin and Wes.

Attention Females

Kevin and Wes are looking for a new female best friend. That’s right this position is open to both blondes and brunets.

Kevin: He is 5’ 10”, 167 pounds, jacked, very sexy

Wes: He is 6’ 2”, 168 pounds, very nice body and very attractive as well as very witty

Kevin: Single and ready to mingle

Wes: Unfortunately in a relationship, so don’t think being best friends with him will lead to something else

Kevin and Wes are very intelligent. Kevin is a Mechanical engineering major and Wes is an Accounting major. So we can help you with any homework.

We will also go and get our best friend at a bar at any time. We are very dedicated to our female best friend.

One thing we will not put up with is a female best friend in a sorority!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, they need to watch the OC with us on Thursday.

If you would like to apply for the position and sign up for an interview call Wes or Kevin at (201) XXX-XXXX or (301) XXX-XXXX. Or email xxxxxxxx@umd.edu or xxxxxxxx@umd.edu

Making new best friends is hard. I hope they found her.

posted at: 2005-12-27 10:44:19 with 0 comments

Oh, before I forget: Happy Festivus!

posted at: 2005-12-23 13:22:29 with 0 comments

The holidays are almost upon us, so I imagine posting will be light next week. But before I sign off completely, I thought I'd share a little tom the dancing bug love, breaking down Dick C's idea of torture:

dick cheneys thought experiment on torture

Pretty nice, eh? I especially like the monkey killing one.

posted at: 2005-12-23 13:17:31 with 0 comments

One bad thing about the Northeast is the lack of focus on race issues. In most major southern cities, there's a tacit acknowledgment of existing racism. An article like this one wouldn't seem too surprising.

But for many people up North, the failure isn't merely a disconnect between how race and class affect one's point of view, but that a disconnect even exists. I'm sure the average upper-class white New Yorker doesn't think that most people supporting the soon-to-be-finished strike are minorities, and that those who oppose it are overwhelmingly white.

"So what," many might say. "Show them the graph and they'll understand." But in reality, this disconnect is equally as egregious as the racism/classism it is related to. Ignorance of a racial divide lead to the pernicious idea that everyone is on an equal playing field. Thus, affirmative action becomes derided as "discriminatory to whites" and issues of class are distorted by the horatio alger meritocracy myth. To fight racism and classism, one must first acknowledge that it exists. The NYC MTA strike is a good time to remember this.

posted at: 2005-12-22 15:12:40 with 2 comments

I've resisted the urge to post about the ongoing NSA spying controversy because I wasn't sure all the details were available. Increasingly, certain words and phrases seem to indicate that the nature of the activity itself involved some technology more advanced than mere wiretaps. But with a little breathing room, I think I'm now able to fully elucidate the two major points this dust-up revolves around: legality and utility.

The legality issue is fairly straightforward: under the current FISA laws, enacted in the early seventies, it is illegal to spy on American citizens. By choosing to go around the FISA court, the President has committed a crime. Many, if not most, people agree that the decision to spy on American citizens, was illegal under the current law. Some would (and I'll cover this more below) argue that the threat of terrorism demands a quick response, and that the President was acting in the interest of the American people; yet this argument doesn't address the legality of the issue at all. Other than the tortured John Yoo legal opinion (pun intended) authorizing the President to spy on Americans, there haven't been many legal scholars supporting the president's ability to work outside the law.

With the legal arguments clearly against the President, the only other issue is one of utility: does the program work better than the alternative? Because if the program is illegal and doesn't work, then the President is a liar and a fool, whereas if the program is illegal and does work, then although he has broken the law, perhaps an honest debate about the law is in order. When considering whether the program works, one must consider whether it is more efficient at stopping terrorism than the existing FISA system. Considering that the FISA system allows retroactive wiretapping for up to 72 hours after a subject has been bugged, speed is not an issue. Yet without the argument for haste (after all, if you cannot get a warrant within 3 days of tapping someone, you probably shouldn't have been tapping in the first place), the only other caveat of the FISA system is about the target itself.

The FISA system, you see, is designed to spy on foreigners, not Americans. Spying on Americans is strictly forbidden under the constitution, unless those Americans are working on behalf of a foreign power. The entire system exists to protect individual Americans, who are not working for a foreign government or entity, from being spied upon. By choosing to go around the FISA system, then, the government is essentially arguing that they need to intercept information that ordinary Americans are communicating, whether voice or data.

Unfortunately, it's impossible to say for sure whether the system is working. Sure, there have been no terrorist attacks inside America for the past four years post September 11th. But there were none for the four years before September 11th either. And the only ongoing investigation into an attack using biological weapons has stalled completely, with investigators mostly convinced the perpetrator was an American.

With the jury out on the utility of the spying, all we have left is the legal question, which has been settled. As one commentator opined, if during the days following 9/11 the administration was able to go to war with as many powers as possible, why were they unable to get Congress to approve of this domestic spying plan? The only reasonable explanation is that the plan itself is too noxious for Congress to have approved. Besides, in America, we are presumed innocent until proven guilty: spying on citizens is a clear subversion of that ideal.

Don't get me wrong: I think data mining is a useful technology, and I hope the NSA is using every trick in the book to prevent foreigners from attacking the United States. But just as President Clinton was wrong to attempt to use executive authority to order physical searches without court orders, so too is President Bush wrong that he can spy on Americans without the FISA court's permission. Such an unlawful action cannot be dismissed as defense of the homeland, for if we void our civil liberties, the terrorists will have already won.

posted at: 2005-12-22 14:34:12 with 0 comments

...at least in Dover, PA. Man it was great listening to NPR last night, hearing stories like this and this and this. And it was great to read articles like this and this in the Post.

Sure we still have a lot of states to worry about. But now we have cogent, clear-minded and Republican-appointed scathing precedent on our side.

Science is about "How?" Religion is about "Why?" When we look to the stars, science will never tell us what to feel when gazing at that infinity. Similarly, our convictions about that infinity shouldn't influence how we go about—and teach—our science.

posted at: 2005-12-21 10:29:31 with 0 comments

If anyone has some spare change lying around, here's my new number one Christmas gift desire: Arcade Kart. Yeah. Enough said.

posted at: 2005-12-19 16:18:41 with 0 comments

Read Shales.

Over on the smaller networks that have no news departments, regular programming continued without interruption, since the president's speech was not aired. The WB happened to be showing "The Wizard of Oz," which once aired opposite a speech by Ronald Reagan. Mrs. Reagan later said she enjoyed published comments comparing the president to the wizard. Bush seems less likely to be likened to Oz except to the extent that the wizard is at one point denounced as "a humbug."

Moments later, told he is "a very bad man," the great and powerful Oz says, "Oh no, my dear, I'm a very good man. I'm just a very bad wizard."

Bush: good man, bad wizard.

posted at: 2005-12-19 08:17:08 with 0 comments

I'm very pleased with how smoothly the Iraqi parliamentary elections went--there was only scattered violence. In the coverage, I noticed something odd, though: the overwhelming majority of news photos I saw of people voting were of women voting. The net effect is to imply that there is something newsworthy about the fact that women, in particular, are voting in Iraq. It assuredly is newsworthy that anybody in the country felt safe enough to venture out to polling places--but that's a separate question.

Close-up of purple finger

The former Iraqi regime was pretty horrible to women, as it was horrible to most of its subjects. They were exposed to the "rape rooms" and other torture. However, it's my understanding that the regime itself didn't have much interest in oppressing women qua women. Women could vote (for the only candidate, Saddam), they could enter professions (Iraq's educated class tended to be people in middle age and later, because education and training were not high among the regime's priorities since about 1980, but women rank among its engineers and lawyers), and girls could go to school.

Possible explanations include journalists' (and editors') desire for an arresting image, or their desire for an image which would be distinctively Iraqi (Iraqi and Turkish men, for instance, don't dress that differently).

Sexualized violence is far from disappearing in Iraq. Domestic violence remains common. Sexualized political violence persists too, as women and girls are kidnapped and raped in order to intimidate their families. Indeed, some freed kidnap victims are killed by their families, who presume them to have been raped--male kidnap victims, by contrast are universally welcomed back if they are returned. (Listen to this story--it's highly recommended). This is a tribal practice, which even the honor killers concede is forbidden by their religion. The proposed Constitution doesn't do much to protect women's rights. Indeed, it seems more likely that many of these de facto practices are likely to be codified as reactionaries and theocrats gain power.

posted at: 2005-12-17 16:25:24 with 2 comments

Asked yesterday if Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld will stay in his post through the end of the President's term, the President had this to say:

"Well, end of my term is a long time, but I tell you, he's done a heck of a good job and I have no intention of changing him."

The President, praising Tom DeLay's effectiveness and expressing confidence in his innocence, also tried to frame the "Duke" Cunningham, Jack Abramoff, and David Safavian cases as part of an equal opportunity culture of corruption.

posted at: 2005-12-15 10:11:18 with 1 comments

I just discovered Daily Candy. It also covers other cities in addition to DC. Any good?

I've recently become quite impressed with a few new joints in town. I could barely believe the hostess when she told me that Open City was open until 3 a.m. on a Sunday night. Of course, the place opens after I've moved out of the neighborhood. At least now my new apartment is just a 10 minute walk from Busboys and Poets, which I was finally able to check out tonight with Edward, although they had a 30 minute wait for a table on a Wednesday night.

I also enjoy studying at an old favorite, Love Cafe. Between all of this, Starbucks just doesn't cut it anymore. I have been liberated from corporate America....by gentrification?!

posted at: 2005-12-14 20:53:47 with 0 comments

I'm now going to try to link to Froomkin's latest column more often in an attempt to show my support for how needed he is.

Sure enough, as usual, he's perfectly fair and appropriate.

One of the better summary/takes on the situations is Brad DeLong's. Be sure to check the link to the Editor & Publisher piece on his page.

During the entire sage of this, I've finally also enabled posts to automatically be tracked through technorati. (The tags feature will have to wait until the redesign goes up, though.) Now if only I could figure out to enable trackback pinging, I'd be set.

posted at: 2005-12-14 11:49:36 with 3 comments

"Bush" discusses the environment. I miss Will Ferrell on TV.

This Thursday evening I'm getting a big group of people together for cocktails and bowling and then dancing at Heaven's 80s Night. A Dredwerkz contingent would add zest to the affair. Join me, won't you?

posted at: 2005-12-13 13:08:10 with 0 comments

This is annoying.

Go ahead and read this biased article by the new Washington Post Ombudsman, Deborah Howell.

Now compare that to this article written by the former Ombudsman, Michael Getler.

Getler gets it right. (And I noted so here with respect to, who else, Froomkin!) And Howell is way off base. Let's look at some of her more inflammatory paragraphs:

Political reporters at The Post don't like WPNI columnist Dan Froomkin's "White House Briefing," which is highly opinionated and liberal. They're afraid that some readers think that Froomkin is a Post White House reporter.

John Harris, national political editor at the print Post, said, "The title invites confusion. It dilutes our only asset -- our credibility" as objective news reporters. Froomkin writes the kind of column "that we would never allow a White House reporter to write. I wish it could be done with a different title and display."

Harris is right; some readers do think Froomkin is a White House reporter. But Froomkin works only for the Web site and is very popular -- and Brady is not going to fool with that, though he is considering changing the column title and supplementing it with a conservative blogger.

Froomkin said he is "happy to consider other ways to telegraph to people that I'm not a Post White House reporter. I do think that what I'm doing, namely scrutinizing the White House's every move -- with an attitude -- is in the best traditions of American and Washington Post journalism."

On the other hand, Chris Cillizza, a washingtonpost.com political reporter, appears in The Post frequently. When he writes for the paper, he works for Harris, who is happy to have him.

First off, Froomkin is much better than Cillizza, who simply channels The Note/Hotline conventional wisdom about politics. Cilizza is good at his job, sure, but it has nothing to do with Froomkin's ability to do his job. Insert apple/oranges cliche here.

Second, why is the WaPo Ombudsman concerned about an intra-Post dispute between the online and print editions? Did readers complain about Froomkin? Because otherwise, the Ombudsman has nothing to do with this.

Third, if the "kind of column" Froomkin writes is unacceptable, why does Dana Milbank have a job? And what is his column about then?

Finally, I encourage everyone to write a letter to Ms. Howell and encourage her to relook the Froomkin issue. If this is indicative of her ability, I think the WaPo made a huge mistake to get rid of Getler.

But wait, is there more? I just discovered the best paragraph Howell wrote:

Some Post reporters don't appreciate that links are put on the Web site to what bloggers are saying about this or that story -- especially when the bloggers are highly negative.

Hmm. Really? I cannot imagine what stories she's referring to...oh, wait, how about this one? Yes, it appears over 37 bloggers and counting are being "highly negative" about such an uninformed piece. Who could have written such dreck?

posted at: 2005-12-13 11:45:06 with 3 comments

The President today said that he estimates--apparently based on media reports--that about 30,000 Iraqis have been killed since the invasion. He's getting a lot of credit in the media for finally answering questions. I agree that we should give him credit for finally exposing himself to questioners who aren't pre-screened. However, the number is one which merits some questioning.

A Lancet statistical study by Dr. Les Roberts, an expert in counting war dead, found that--excluding Fallujah--there were an estimated 98,000 extra Iraqi deaths between the invasion and late last year (some of whom would have been combatants). Violence accounted for most of the extra deaths, and coalition airstrikes and artillery accounted for most of the violent deaths. Here's the study (unfortunately, registration is required, but Bugmenot works). Here's an episode of This American Life in which Dr. Roberts explains why the study is statistically credible.

posted at: 2005-12-12 16:37:52 with 2 comments

Crazy at work. But in this holiday season, if you're going to shell out a couple benjamins for a shoddy wine-bottle opener that breaks within a few months, you might consider heading over here to give some cash to ActBlue.

Looking at the numbers now, less than 20 people have given on average to each of these five states. That's too low. Only 80 people have given in total! Look, I'll cough up $20 to help out. Will you?

posted at: 2005-12-12 16:21:14 with 0 comments

Richard Pryor is dead.

This world may be constructed for me, but Pryor's death is a serious flaw in said design.

posted at: 2005-12-11 02:51:28 with 0 comments

I have three words to say about the Miami Air Marshal story: dead-man's switch.

Each time someone claims that use of deadly force is acceptable in situations like this, I want to remind them that anyone capable of building a bomb is capable of creating a simple fail-deadly trigger to said bomb.

Shooting people, when explosives are in the mix, is rarely a good idea.

posted at: 2005-12-09 13:54:57 with 1 comments

At the very end of this article in Slate about the atrocious Black Eyed Peas ditty "My Humps", there is a section that says "related in Slate". In it is a link to an article the author previously wrote, as well as a bizarre link to a Christopher Hitchens' obit for Susan Sontag.

Get the connection? Well, I sure don't. Unless, horrifically, "My Humps" is an homage to Susan Sontag.

posted at: 2005-12-09 10:29:30 with 2 comments

As someone who enjoys good design, I hate websites that look like

Yes, I admit, my website is far from perfect. But the upcoming redesign should help out a bit. Until then, I think the biggest mistake with most websites today is a lack of focus on typography.

Principally, most blogs seem to ape each other's design, but very rarely focus on the implications of resizing and coloring text. The result? Text-ads that distract from content. Blockquotes highlighted in awful colors. Five to six different kinds of subheads that completely confuse users as to their purpose.

It doesn't have to be this way.

HTML, oddly, was designed from the beginning around outlines. With different header tags, one could quickly transform a document into a web page. Yet as frames, and then tables, and now divs quickly became the norm, designers needed to compress a bunch of information into a format that wasn't mature.

Consider the lowly book: chances are every book shares a set of common features that the casual reader can ascertain at a glance. Page numbers, or folios, commonly adorn each page in the margin. Chapter headings mark the beginnings of chapters. A title page, an index and a table-of-contents are all standard fare.

With a web page, there is no such set of common features. (Again, somewhat ironically, every web page must have a set of common features, namely, the (x)html markup that under-girds each page...yet the data is often curiously uncommon as compared to said markup.) Blogs tend to look like one another only using the same system. CSS-driven table less sites tend to look polished, while those designed using frontpage look as if they fell off the back of a truck.

As the site design changes once again, I'd just like to remind everyone that the focus should be on readability, rather than flashiness. This site is, at heart, a series of articles. So that's what I've tried to emphasize with the redesign.

posted at: 2005-12-08 13:07:50 with 0 comments

Just a quick note: sometimes I'm reading an article in the WaPo and suddenly find myself driven insane because of idiocy spewed, without correction, such as this:

"By cutting taxes, you grow the economy, and you generate an enhanced flow of revenues to the Treasury," said Rep. David Dreier (R-Calif.), chairman of the House Rules Committee.

Look, I know that Econ, much like Sociology and Political Science, is a soft science. Any "science" that lets you model the past perfectly yet still remain unable to predict the future with any degree of certainty isn't much of a hard science. Still, no professor of economics, anywhere, believes that by cutting taxes, you can increase revenue.

Sure, you could argue that you're "growing the economy". But to make the next leap over the cliff and say that reducing taxes actually increases revenue is nonsensical. David Dreier is an idiot, but Weisman shouldn't have included such a quote to begin with.

Unless, of course, he was overruled from above. Which is somewhat frightening.

posted at: 2005-12-08 11:33:47 with 2 comments

Ian Frazier has a stunning article in this week's (dated Dec. 12, 2005) issue of The New Yorker about feral hogs. It's a fascinating read for a variety of reasons. But one of the most pleasurable, disturbing, and potentially illuminating discoveries the piece makes is that there's almost a direct correlation—not only on the state-by-state level, but even according to county—between feral hog populations and the likeliness that area went for Bush in 2004. I know correlation doesn't indicate causality, but the coincidence(?) does send one's mind down some interesting avenues, especially since feral hog ranges are expanding. (Sadly I can't link the article because it's not online, but I can link this conversation about the swine art. There's some other nice online-only content there as well...)

posted at: 2005-12-07 14:15:20 with 0 comments

I wanted to make this note because I believe it to be true and the recent events with the Supreme Court taking on a new abortion case and the 1,000 death row inmate being killed have all happened recently. I don't believe that you can be against abortion and for the death penalty. The argument that every life is precious is valid but then to turn around and say that the lives of people, who while they did kill another person, isn't valid doesn't make sense. The opposite opinion of abortion is ok but killing a death row inmate is not doesn't make any sense what so ever either. I mean how can you be for killing one thing and not another. You are either for killing or against. I personally believe we shouldn't really kill anyone, but if you are going to allow one why not the other thats what I say. What say you?

posted at: 2005-12-05 15:46:24 with 2 comments

A vehicle in front of me hit the brakes suddenly. I slowed but didn't even wonder why, despite the presence of a car parked with hazards flashing in the middle of the GW. Seconds later, my car informed me I had lost pressure in one of my tires.

Not a good way to start the day, especially since it took almost an hour to determine what to do. (My special tire-insurance program doesn't direct me to a service location because I have run-flats...they helpfully suggested I call a dealer. Thanks.) Even determining which tire was flat was problematic because the run-flats work so well that you cannot visually tell; one has to actually physically measure the tire pressure to determine which needs to be replaced. Finally, I got in touch with a local dealer to get the tire replaced, mere hours before it's supposed to start to snow.

Altogether, a fairly flat morning.

posted at: 2005-12-05 11:38:02 with 1 comments

The best evenings invariably involve a melange of people and places. Friday night was a perfect example, with four groups and multiple destination mixeds together into an walk-filled good time.

Tonight, far fewer people were involved but the combination was just as pleasurable, from the city's first snowfall to some quality breakin' with plenty of stories shoehorned pre and post. I managed to hang out with each of my new housemates, which was novel and fun.

Sadly, like all good times, eventually the clock caught up with us; but even post light-un-dimming in the 'morg (the standard massachusetts light-flashing technique is evidently not in vogue in the district), we managed to hold out until the rain seemed like less of an obstacle than before.

posted at: 2005-12-04 04:40:01 with 0 comments

Sadly the Xs stand for 30, not an adult rating. (Actually, given the end of this piece, I may be misspeaking.) Anyway…

Three days after Dar, time for another free concert at Sonar. This one the station wasn’t associated with, but when the station gets you tickets, you wear the shirt anyway, so I geared up. Internet jock Pop Tart Sarah (née Indie Party Sarah) wasn’t available for +1 duty, but Orange Radio Sarah was, sporting a new ’do. (Compliment her hair! Shaking fist, Homer Simpson-style: Compliment her!)

Grabbing food at Thirsty Dog—amazing joint: gourmet pizza, flavored beers (mmm…blueberry), and customers’ dogs (shockingly well-behaved) have the run of the place—made us late for We Are Scientists. We didn’t see enough of them for me to give a cogent review, but what we heard was solid, and they were ORS’s favorite band of the night. Also, their merch is great; I really want all my Hopkins friends to be wearing “i are scientists” and “TRUST WE ARE SCIENTISTS” shirts.

ORS was mixed on The Redwalls, but I loved them. They were rock & roll. Read that again: when was the last time you heard the ”& roll” part? Their music is so anachronistic they should be under glass in a Museum, and so spot on that every song held pleasures for anyone who’s taken a History of Rock course (thanks W. Anthony Sheppard!) Their sound was rock & roll, a dash of rockabilly, Stones, and “When the Levee Breaks”-era Led Zeppelin, and they even did a great Dylan cover (I’m blanking on which one…”Just Like a Woman,” ich glaube). I admit skepticism about how well their music would hold up on disc, but Old 97’s and Refreshments fans will like them, and their live show is not to be missed. An added pleasure to the gig was how happy The Redwalls were to be in Baltimore; it was apparent—sometimes too much so—that they had faced some pretty hostile audiences (HHH fans who didn’t get what they do, perhaps?), so they were thrilled to be in front of a crowd that took all their energy, amplified it, and handed it right back for more. They rose to the occasion accordingly, playing their hearts out.

I actually have little to say on the subject of Hot Hot Heat. Simply put, the show was like their albums, only more so. The lead singer was up and down like a marionette and sang while smiling in an odd way that was nonetheless charming, and as a fellow (albeit former) ’fro-sporter, I’m always thrilled to see someone rocking a mushroom head of curls. The music was strong, the crowd was nuts, and “Bandages” and “Goodnight Goodnight” brought down the house. Good times, good times.

Now for a note on concert positioning: years of promoting my own shows have made me a periphery-phile. I find a place (typically left of front-of-house) and use that as a base of operations, from which I can wander, get drinks (and make corollary bathroom dashes), mingle and move as necessary, etc. (At the 9:30 Club, I even hit the balcony, which I think is the best seat in the house.) ORS likes to be in the scrum, preferably in the first row. A good host, I gamely waded in, and we stayed there for all of the RWs and most of HHH. I think on the whole ORS probably has the more authentic concert experience—when she sees shows, she’s close, she’s up there, she’s part of the music. (I wonder if this also goes hand-in-hand with how well she knows and identifies much more strongly with the individual band members—I like Sebadoh/she likes Lou Barlow; I like Piebald/she went to elementary school with Travis.) Sadly, Hot Hot Heat are a gateway drug for indie rock, which meant we had to cope with a lot of annoying girls with no concert ettiquet, many of whom had inexplicably large and round boyfriends. After a lot of elbowing, halfway through HHH we returned to the sidelines. I think ORS may have a point though, so I may have to consider cutting back on the potty breaks and heading into the crowd once in a while from now on.

Moving on, I confess I failed (for not very good reasons, other than exhaustion) to make it to my old station to DJ over the Thanksgiving break, so don’t have any new music to report. But as the semester winds down, truancies will pop up, and I plan to sup on two months of music, and let you know what’s tasty. Thanks for being patient.

Meanwhile, an accent-wielding friend of Forrest was in town for a few days, so she was my wingwoman to see Marc Broussard at the hard Rock Café with my general manager and other station folk. My review: meh. After all, we already have a Bare Naked Ladies, a Hootie, and the entire Mississippi delta region. But props to the guitar player, a Will Ferrell doppelgänger—he had the facial expressions down; I kept waiting for him to break into SNL shticks—who played guitar with his mouth in a manner that sent the knees of every woman in the room quaking. Broussard may only rate bar band status, but Good Vibrations ought to patent this faux-Ferrell ASAP…

posted at: 2005-12-02 15:33:03 with 1 comments

Just over two weeks ago—wait. Why is it that all my concert reviews start “Two weeks ago…”? Why can I not turn in reviews promptly, rather than long after the exigence has fled? (Well, I know the answer to that: the next day after a show I’m exhausted. And then the next day I have to do all the work I didn’t do due to sleeping at my desk the day before. And then it’s the weekend, when I don’t tend to write anything. And then it’s Monday, and I’m trying to get a good start in the week doing work (advertising), work (prepping for next week’s show) and, theoretically, work (writing for myself—the latest kick in the pants being an acquaintance who’s still in the program I graduated from getting into a magazine I read.) But even if I know the answer I’m still irritated.)

Anyway, just over two weeks ago Dar Williams is in town at The 8x10 Club. I love Dar Williams. My station offers me free tix to the show. I debate going because I hate the new album (more on that later). But of course I go, wearing my station’s shirt, with my roommate I. getting my +1.

I watch Girlyman and am suitably impressed—with three vocalists and a lot of variation in their instruments, they’ve managed to produce a really nice sound, and the songs are sweet and clever. Happily, it’s also one of the few times a white woman with a djembe hasn’t driving my up a friggin’ wall. (Pardon the misogyny, but those of you who have spent the amount of time in Provincetown that I have already understand.)

Meanwhile, I sidle up to the promoter. Introduce myself. Ask if there’s anything I can do. Get asked if I want to introduce Dar.

Hells, yeah.

So I stand in the wings, double-check with the tour manager if there’s anything special that needs to be said (“Leave the mic alone”—Dar isn’t that tall, so there will be some crouching—“Mention the label,” and “Have fun with it”), and await my cue.

Long story short: I stroll up, give props to Girlyman, introduce myself as the newest jock at W---, thank everyone for supporting the station and the club, thank them for coming out, and introduce Dar. She pops out of the wings, thanks me, and shoulders her guitar. I slide offstage and into the audience. I.’s reaction to me and the crowd’s cheers is sweet and priceless: “It was clear that you actually knew what you were doing. I could tell you’d done it before. Wow.”

I bring this up not to be vainglorious—I spoke a few sentences into a microphone; I didn’t join Dar in a duet, and this crowd would have cheered a boom mic if one had bobbed in front of them—but to point out something interesting it makes me realize. I’m very good at forgetting I can do things. Camp. Fix a toilet. Play the tympani. I have a way of putting stages of my life away in boxes and forgetting important parts of them, particularly the parts practical and/or quotidian in nature. And even though I talk—constantly and to listeners’ irritation—about things like the concerts I used to run, I had utterly forgotten the practical things you learn in the process: how to stand, how to address a crowd, how to pause for applause at the right moments. These are learned things. I spend so much time worrying about what I don’t know or can’t do well enough yet—write well, cook, dance salsa and bachata, date non-psychos, date women period—so it’s good to suddenly realize what I can do, what skills I already have. (I’m also wondering if any of you all have made this same discovery—if so, I’d love to find out in the comments section.)

Dar’s set is good, with a nice mix of all her albums. Most importantly, she manages to pick the right songs from the last two, Beauty of the Rain and My Better Self, which I find heartening.

You have to understand, I am a rabid Dar fan—I have almost everything she’s ever put out (I’m not just talking albums; I’m talking singles, limited edition releases, and compilations she’s appeared on.) Which is why the last two albums have been such a disappointment. It wasn’t that they were bad or even mediocre—that I could have dealt with (Ani Difranco fans cope with her failures all the time). It’s that they were so thoroughly ordinary. Anyone could have written them—Susan Werner, Catie Curtis, Tracy Grammer, etc.—and that’s a big problem.

What was wonderful about previous Dar albums was that they were unique, no matter what the quality of the particular song. The two most recent albums have felt much less fresh, and a decent dose of the music wasn’t even hers. It’s easy to blame middle age and her new husband and child (for the record, I would still happily overlook all three and abandon my home and career for her should Ms. Williams so much as wink my way) for the change, but that seems like a dissatisfying oversimplification. Instead, I’ll simply say that after the long break after The Green World, we are dealing with a new Dar, and it remains to be seen whether her powers develop further, or if we’re seeing a sign of a decline. The number of covers and guest stars concerns me. (It would be great to see Dar live with Ani or Patty Larkin…but here?—meh.) I am hopeful though, because the opening track on MBS, “Teen for God," is vintage Dar, and “Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere” is a frisky, syncopated, mandolin-driven Neil Young cover. (I was also intrigued she teamed up with Soulive, but for purely personal reasons: Dar was one of the last acts I brought to Williams, and Soulive was apparently (I didn’t make the show) my successor’s first. Ooo, creepy!) I’m even coming around to “Empire” and “Beautiful Enemy.” Still, we ain’t out of the woods yet—any of her first four albums could easily trounce this one.

But back to the concert. Unsolicited, Dar thanks my station and has a long discussion with the audience about it, and dedicates her playing of “Echoes” to us. It’s amazing the way people respond to the station; it’s so apparent it fills a void, and for myself it’s so wonderful and humbling to be part of that energy. I find myself getting approached by strangers (especially in the bathroom, which is awkward), having drinks offered to me, and generally being treated like a so-and-so. Very cool.

Best of all, after the show, Dar thanks me for the intro, and, after I remind her that I brought her to Williams—one of the benefits of having an odd name is that it serves as an effective memory jogger—we chat a bit about the intervening six years. She signs my shirt, too. I’m still not too cool for that by a long shot.

Damn this is long. I’ll let it sit for a few hours before I tax you with the rest of the live music news…

posted at: 2005-12-02 11:13:58 with 2 comments

So last night I'm hanging out with some next-degree friends in the Dupont area. Fires were started, beverages were consumed, and in general, a good time was had by all. Near the waning of the affair, however, a man came into the house, wide-eyed, and asked for help. It turns out he's a friend that Brad knows, who had recently purchased some furniture. An armoire, to be specific.

Said armoire was currently stashed in his station wagon, and he asked with a straight face whether anyone at the party wanted to help him move it up a flight of stairs. In his house. Half the city away. Best of all, no one at the party was in a condition to operate heavy machinery.

Now that's chutzpah.

Sure enough, a gaggle of guys goes outside, only to return dejectedly a few minutes later, muttering about the size of the armoire. Thus needled, Brad and I took the bait and soon found ourselves in a crazy cab piloted by a delusional driver who kept asking us "where are you going" followed by "we need to go this way" every few minutes. By the time we made it to our destination, I couldn't tell if the driver was just bad with directions or secretly knew exactly where we needed to go and merely acted like an idiot for comedic reasons.

Did I mention the size? The armoire was so large that it couldn't fit sideways up the narrow stairs. Somehow, in a manner not unlike an earlier experience, the three of us managed to bring the chair up perfectly without touching a single wall. A surreal end to a satisfying evening. Bizarrest of all, upon our return to the first floor, we discovered the owner's dog had decided to, ahem, do what dogs do best in the center of the otherwise bare living area. On that note we returned back to the earlier party, saw the Word and split.

Sometimes, good deeds don't go rewarded. Other times, one might be reluctant to see what form the reward might take.

posted at: 2005-12-01 16:49:56 with 0 comments

It's a new blog about Al Jazeera.

The current hullabaloo about American contractors being paid for propoganda is a good reminder that journalism is a difficult field to excel in. The quick and easy buck is often made serving those in power.

Conversely, if you tick off lots of important people, you're probably doing your job. Objectivity is difficult (if not impossible) to achieve. Being a thorn in the side of those in power is much easier, and often just as effective.

posted at: 2005-12-01 14:29:06 with 0 comments

I missed this story when it came out, but Dana Priest mentioned it in her chat today. One of the most instructive passages:

Virtually every capture or killing of a suspected terrorist outside Iraq since the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks -- more than 3,000 in all -- was a result of foreign intelligence services' work alongside the agency, the CIA deputy director of operations told a congressional committee in a closed-door session earlier this year.

posted at: 2005-12-01 13:31:58 with 2 comments

Colby Buzzell has written an article about Banksy, whose graffiti reminds me a lot of Borf's. Buzzell notes that he first began to think Banksy might actually be interesting when he read Banksy's manifesto. Banksy didn't write it; it comes from the diary of a British Lt. Colonel who helped liberate Bergen Belsen.

I can give no adequate description of the Horror Camp in which my men and myself were to spend the next month of our lives. It was just a barren wilderness, as bare as a chicken run. Corpses lay everywhere, some in huge piles, sometimes they lay singly or in pairs where they had fallen. It took a little time to get used to seeing men women and childen collapse as you walked by them and to restrain oneself from going to their assistance. One had to get used early to the idea that the individual just did not count. One knew that five hundred a day were dying and that five hundred a day were going on dying for weeks before anything we could do would have the slightest effect. It was, however, not easy to watch a child choking to death from diptheria when you knew a tracheotomy and nursing would save it, one saw women drowning in their own vomit because they were too weak to turn over, and men eating worms as they clutched a half loaf of bread purely because they had to eat worms to live and now could scarcely tell the difference. Piles of corpses, naked and obscene, with a woman too weak to stand proping herself against them as she cooked the food we had given her over an open fire; men and women crouching down just anywhere in the open relieving themselves of the dysentary which was scouring their bowels, a woman standing stark naked washing herself with some issue soap in water from a tank in which the remains of a child floated. It was shortly after the British Red Cross arrived, though it may have no connection, that a very large quantity of lipstick arrived. This was not at all what we men wanted, we were screaming for hundreds and thousands of other things and I don't know who asked for lipstick. I wish so much that I could discover who did it, it was the action of genius, sheer unadulterated brilliance. I believe nothing did more for these internees than the lipstick. Women lay in bed with no sheets and no nightie but with scarlet red lips, you saw them wandering about with nothing but a blanket over their shoulders, but with scarlet red lips. I saw a woman dead on the post mortem table and clutched in her hand was a piece of lipstick. At last someone had done something to make them individuals again, they were someone, no longer merely the number tatooed on the arm. At last they could take an interest in their appearance. That lipstick started to give them back their humanity

Here are some Banksy pieces.

posted at: 2005-11-30 23:11:53 with 1 comments

Is it possible to make a grilled cheese sandwich using wensleydale cheese with cranberries?

It is entirely possible. And also delicious.

posted at: 2005-11-30 16:28:54 with 0 comments

Thanks to Brad, I was clued in to the fact that my bank now offers free online bill payments. So, with any luck, today will be the final check that I'll ever have to write. (Barring any visits to stores like Saks)

In reality, the only thing I use checks for these days are for my rent, but with the new system, I can set it up to cut the checks each month without any participation on my part. It's really perfect. Now if only I could use my credit cards instead of an actual check, I could manage to earn interest off of the float. Sadly, all credit cards treat their checks as a "cash advance" which is a silly distinction in my mind. (Yes, I know that theoretically, if they didn't you could pay off one credit card with another ad infinitum without having to pay interest, but I'm sure you could devise a way to stop that level of fraud.)

Regardless, it's nice to finally be free of the tyranny of having to send large sums of money insecurely through the postal system.

posted at: 2005-11-30 14:43:17 with 1 comments

Dana's on target as usual, in this story. Here are the important parts:

This time, it's the Joint Chiefs chairman, still new to the job, who isn't marching to Rumsfeld's orders.

When UPI's Pam Hess asked about torture by Iraqi authorities, Rumsfeld replied that "obviously, the United States does not have a responsibility" other than to voice disapproval.

But Pace had a different view. "It is the absolute responsibility of every U.S. service member, if they see inhumane treatment being conducted, to intervene, to stop it," the general said.

Rumsfeld interjected: "I don't think you mean they have an obligation to physically stop it; it's to report it."

But Pace meant what he said. "If they are physically present when inhumane treatment is taking place, sir, they have an obligation to try to stop it," he said, firmly.

Pace is right. Rummy is wrong. It's as simple as that.

posted at: 2005-11-30 13:26:24 with 0 comments

Much like my oft-repeated strategy of always having a backup plan, I also frequently wish for a backup umbrella. (This joins the respective parties of the "emergency twenty", the "old cell phones", the "ulterior motives" and the "spare keys")

Tonight, I managed to lose my backup. While having fun, no less.

All I did was place the umbrella beneath my table. After leaving and walking Brad and friend (friend? yeah...nickname forthcoming) to their apartment, I continued northwest on Connecticut until I hit Porter. After Porter, my mind downshifted into gear and I called 411 to get the restaurant number. Soon I was connected, yet after speaking with a server I was told "there are no umbrellas under any tables" which meant that in the intervening half-hour, someone must've taken it. Odd.

In fact, more than odd: unbelievable.

Regardless, the rain had stopped, the tornado warnings had been called off and I was able to enjoy a fairly free walk back to the house, followed by some amateur cooking and House watching.

Now I'm back, too fully filled with food, and excited to begin another four days of socializing. The constant realization that this world is seemingly made for my enjoyment gives me hope that tomorrow morning, upon my rising, things will be as bright as they are currently.

posted at: 2005-11-30 02:11:36 with 0 comments

So from the title of this TNR piece you'd think the author would've come up with some empirical basis for her claim that the minutemen aren't "outside the mainstream". Yet, there's actually only one piece of evidence, a quick excerpt from this poll in pdf format, indicating that Americans aren't too enthusiastic about immigration in general, not illegal immigration.

Once again, then, this is a textbook case of a reporter envisioning a story based on their personal experience, then shaping the narrative to fit. How do I know? Well, let's roll the tape:

These anxieties may be overblown, in some cases borderline racist; but they are not, unfortunately, outside the mainstream. In Mount Pleasant, the predominantly Hispanic, rapidly gentrifying Washington neighborhood where I live, complaints have begun to surface about the groups of men that congregate on stoops or outside of convenience stores at night. Those who have complained call it loitering, but one Hispanic resident told the Post that when the men gather outdoors, "[t]hey're having coffee; they talk about issues. ... It's part of our community." For the neighborhood's Hispanic population, this practice is a cultural tradition; for its newer batch of hip, ostensibly liberal urbanites, it is disturbing, and too closely resembles something American law designates a crime.

Um, wha-huh? So the newest TNR intern writes an article about the hispanic men who "loiter" in her neighborhood. News Flash: Mt. Pleasant is predominantly filled with hispanic families! Unlike in Herndon, where prospective Minutemen wax indignant over neighborhoods that used to be mostly white, in good ole MtP, the neighborhood has been predominantly hispanic for years. The invaders are those people (like y.t.) who saw good cheap housing near a host of improvements in MtP and Columbia Heights.

Besides, the non-sourcing of the people complaining in MtP makes the entire article suspect. Are people really annoyed that they moved into a neighborhood where the existing occupants hang out as if they, gasp, owned it? If I was some guy chillin' on the corner and suddenly hordes of white people showed up to frequent Marx Cafe and Radius, I certainly wouldn't think that they were the ones who could get annoyed.

If the experience of MtP was like Herndon, then you'd see tons of immigrant families moving in and writing angry screeds to local papers complaining about the "godless white people" who "take the Lord's name in vain" and buy outrageously large SUVs to shuttle themselves back and forth between their gated communities and their white-collar offices.

Now that would be a story. But not one you'd find in The New Republic.

Besides, as a MtP resident, I can tell you that all my neighbors aren't worried about a practice that "too closely resembles something American law designates a crime"; they're worried about actual crimes, like having your head blown away at 10:45 pm on a busy street, or toddlers dying in building fires, or a spate of muggings. Loitering is the least of anyone's worries.

posted at: 2005-11-29 16:38:03 with 1 comments

This is why Flickr exists.

posted at: 2005-11-29 15:19:58 with 0 comments

I love fires. Which is why I find this post so disturbing.

I love fireplaces, but I don’t like the idea of burning firewood. Sometimes I’ll light up some firewood for the real experience, but burning logs has always bothered me. We’re cutting down trees that have been growing for years so we can have some fire for a few hours. Seems like a pretty bad deal (for the trees). At least wood furniture, wood floors, or houses can last for decades or centuries. Fire, well it’s gone in a few hours.

In the comments, some guy starts blathering on about how an open fire is only 20% efficient and that a proper wood-stove is 80% efficient. Don't these people realize that the cool thing about a fire isn't efficiency but that it is a fire? With flames?

Sometimes I despair for people in this world.

posted at: 2005-11-29 15:07:55 with 0 comments

My umbrella is sadly still at Jodie's house, which is unfortunate given the super rainy weather we're experiencing. What's not unfortunate is the unbelievably mild temperature. I ended up taking down the top last night as the mercury hovered around 67 degrees. This morning it was 68 on my drive to work...in the final days of November!

Last night, post extracurricular work, I returned home to find the house in shambles. Setting to work immediately upon the Task of Procrastination, I rationalized that I'd watch a little TiVo and then clean up my room and the kitchen. Maybe I'd even have some "lucky" black-eyed peas during the process. Upon firing up the TiVo, however, I realized that the latest two shows I wished to watched had actually already been viewed by Brad, Jenna, Pell and myself on Monday evening. Although I wasn't paying too much attention to each episode, I further decided not to watch the shows in question because it would be a "waste of time". Instead? That's right: I popped in a netflix movie.

Unfortunately, for both Pell (who wandered in inopportunely near the very beginning of the film) and myself, the movie in question, Oldboy wasn't forgettable by any standard, because it was singularly awful. Leaving aside the too-crazy-for-suspension-of-disbelief plot, there just weren't many memorable moments at any stage, save for the sheer shock value of amateur black-and-decker dentistry or the perverse pleasure of seeing self-mouth-mutilation. (And, no, I don't take any pleasure in violence that is both dismissed yet fetishized) And did I mention the graphic live octopus eating scene! Oh boy? No. Oldboy!

Every few minutes some character would yell "I'm gonna kill you if..." followed by the end of the conditional. Sure enough, they never did. It got to the point where I kept expecting people to yell "I'm gonna kill you" to random strangers on the street. Worst of all, I guessed the plot-twist mere minutes before it was revealed, falsly implying in my mind that the end would be quick, rather than the disturbingly slow denouement that followed for the next half-hour.

By the time the film finally ended, I felt annoyed I'd wasted so much time watching it, further compounded by Pell's presence (guilt that I'd dragged her into it) and making me tired enough to blow off cleaning up anything. The gods of sloth thus triumphed again, leaving me with a bad taste in my mouth with respect to the entire evening, pea-eating aside.

Today, fortunately, a few hours of sleep later, I'm ready to tackle anything that comes at me. Except for a complete server meltdown of my web server. Now I'm in recovery mode, just trying to get through one minute at a time without anything else going wrong.

posted at: 2005-11-29 14:48:40 with 1 comments

I'm back. And expressing some extreme sloth. I had forgotten the curse of the holiday internets, namely, latency. Returning back to the homestead is always fun, but despite the large bandwidth of a satellite connection, there's a visible pause between typing and having those words appear on the screen on other systems.

The clouds are moving in reverse today, again. It's somewhat disturbing, and the pleasant clime only served to annoy me further because if it was dryer, I could have the top down on my car.

But after a lengthy break of turkey, bond, fires, games, more fire, pool, turkey, some more turkey, and potatoes I'm ready to get back to doing nothing here in the district. So far, in a desire to avoid cleaning my room up, I've managed to do some tricky coding for the website, as well as introduce Brad back into polite society. I leave it up to you to decide which is more of an effort.

One thing I certainly didn't miss over the past days was the abysmal traffic here in Tyson's Corner. Why aren't people shopping online? You'd think a high-tech corridor like NoVa would entice people to do most of their shopping from their desk. You'd be wrong.

posted at: 2005-11-28 17:05:47 with 0 comments

I don't imagine I'll have much time to post over the next few days, due to tryptophan-induced laziness or the bloody tip of my middle finger which I accidentally sliced this morning in my haste to pack. (I'm still a little fuzzy about how it happened.) It will make my ongoing redesign (almost there...) take another time-out. But keep those contributions coming, because as this post itself reveals, my wordsmithing abilities have been lackluster of late. I just cannot get fired up to produce 2-3 posts a day when the super-cool-new-website is so close to being finished I can almost taste it.

That said, I'm ready for some snow, plenty of food and fun. It'll be a sharp contrast from my enjoyable last night hacking my spare wireless router into a bridge, all before House came on, or the l4yer cake credits rolled. Yes, it was a stay-at-home sort of evening.

Best of all, however, is the fact that I will get to prepare my free turkey for consumption. By "prepare", of course, I mean make it as hot as humanly possible to eat: a spicy turkey! I originally thought about getting a bunch of jerk sauce to make a "terky", but as Brad and Helena can attest, my last overly jerked chicken dinner didn't go over too well with anyone who had tastebuds. If we eliminate the jerk, what special spicy sauce should I use for the turkey?

posted at: 2005-11-23 12:43:09 with 2 comments

The ELF (Earth Liberation Front) is apparently taking responsibility for burning some homes under construction in a Maryland subdivision. This must be of great satisfaction to the FBI, who has an inexplicable hard-on for enviro-terrorists, in spite of the fact that right-wing racists have really been a bigger threat--as they turned out to be in that other arson the FBI wanted to blame on environmentalists, not to mention the Texas explosives case, OK City, etc.

But what most amuses me about this current arson: the eco-terrorists claiming responsibility are liberally quoting and drawing inspiration from The Lord of the Rings. I know, I know, the book is thoroughly anti-industrialization and pro-pastoralism. But really, "'The Ents are going to war'"?

posted at: 2005-11-22 12:11:15 with 2 comments

I still can't believe I found such a great high-quality sushi place for VERY affordable prices in New York. Zagat's rates it equal to Nobu, but there are no problems in getting reservations here. A sushi & sashimi combination prix fixe for $20.50?? Sushi Yasuda had the best rolls I've ever had, incredible salmon, and buttery mackerel. Next time: omakase.

Second, Korean BBQ. Don's Bogam, 32nd btw Madison and Fifth. Ridiculous. Just go.

posted at: 2005-11-21 16:15:28 with 2 comments

Driving was done, Rome was finished, Potter was viewed, books were read, boondoggles were engaged in and friends were toasted.

I discovered a new blog.

My super-cool free ticket to a Raven's game on Sunday (earned through some football time with Kevin at Tonic) turned out to be completely bogus. Luckily, I figured this out only halfway to the Charm City, and got to hear on static-filled AM radio the final thrilling overtime as I cursed my way back to DC. Then again, you get what you pay for, right?

And yes, I just used the word bogus in a paragraph. Go figure. Like the guy-I-didn't-know who committed an awkward faux pas by saying "who says words like that anymore?" after I had described a particular experience as "nastastic", sometimes having a good time is more important than describing one's experience in semantically correct grammar. (The answer to his rhetorical question was "me", of course, which made his statement all the more baffling, as if "nastastic" used to be held in common currency around the late seventies and only of late had fallen out of fashion.)

I didn't really expect Caesar to say "Et tu Brute?" but it would've been amusing if he had. I was, however, disappointed that a movie I netflixed about the battle for a particular bridge over the Rhine during World War II included some bizarre linguistics. To wit, all the Germans spoke flawless English. I don't mind discontinuity of this nature, because it helps the movie to flow better. (Having the English speaking Germans adopt German accents, on the other hand, seems a little silly.) Yet in a key scene, the Americans manage to overrun the German lines and when a German colonel calls up his men on the telephone (who are already dead) the Americans pick up the phone. He then asks if the men are there, and the Americans respond in the negative. All in perfect English. It was unintentionally hilarious, as if the Americans were prank calling someone, rather than in the middle of a heated battle. Thankfully, the final episode of Rome easily made me forget the earlier awful Remagen film. Merely seeing Octavian glare at his mother's hated enemy with murder in his heart makes me all the more eager to see the next season of Rome.

Now that it is winter, I detest the rain. But thankfully, it appears that there is some snow on the horizon. I cannot wait for the district to be covered once more in falling flakes of white.

posted at: 2005-11-21 12:57:00 with 0 comments

Oh, good! Scooter's raising money for his legal defense. I wonder who's contributing?

In anticipation of a lengthy and expensive court fight, a number of Republican former senators, former ambassadors and fundraisers are planning to raise $250,000 each and a total of $5 million for Libby's legal fund, according to people familiar with the plan. In a private conversation earlier this week, Republicans such as former ambassadors Melvin Sembler and Howard Leach promised to raise at least $250,000. Former senators Fred D. Thompson (Tenn.) and Alan K. Simpson (Wyo.) and former congressman Bill Paxon (R-N.Y.) are also part of the fundraising campaign, the sources said.

Just your standard "we got your back" GOP'ers. But, wait, there's more!

"Good lawyers are expensive," said Barbara Comstock, a spokeswoman for the Libby legal team. A few Democrats, including R. James Woolsey, a former CIA director, are also involved.

Woolsey? How apt. What a PNAC hack. I guess outing your own agents is perfectly cool in the fourth world war; even it wasn't met with much approval in the first three.

posted at: 2005-11-19 12:58:45 with 0 comments

The steak, company and conversation were all perfect yesterday. For the record.

posted at: 2005-11-18 15:57:50 with 1 comments

Today was a perfect example of my belief that things always work out(*), if you let them run their course.

Yesterday I discovered, while filling my car up, that it had a small dent in it. Now I don't mind scratches (I've got several of those already) and I've almost broken several pieces of the car over the past several months due to random incidents. But I don't like dents. Scratches build character. Dents just look chintzy.

On my way to work every morning, at the final stoplight, I always pass by a store called DentMasters.com. So I drive over there and get a quick estimate. It's actually cheaper to get the dent replaced than to get my windshield replaced, so I'm happy about that, but still a little bummed about the money. This morning I drop the car off and they set to work on it.

Now here's where it gets good: at 10:39 I get a phone call from the repair guys but I don't pick up. I instead wait another 15 minutes before walking across route 7 to the place. And when I get there, the place is abandoned. Empty.

Yes, I could've driven away. But I waited, and sure enough, five minutes later, the entire staff pours out of the car. Before I can say anything they say "we're sorry we're late but you'll forgive us because they're giving away free turkeys across the street!" I pay my bill, jump in my car, and drive back across route 7. Then I mosey on over to Rosenthal Jaguar and ask some guys about the turkeys. Soon I've got a nice turkey in my hands, a grin on my face, and the knowledge that if I'd left five minutes earlier to get my car, the guys across the street wouldn't have heard of the turkeys. If I'd come later, they probably wouldn't have told me.

When I arrived back at the office I told everyone, and soon several members from my office ventured out only to return, heavy-handed, turkeys in tow. Any day that includes a free turkey is a good one in my book. Best of all, my car looks brand new again! Throw in some blue skies and crisp temps and you have a perfect morning.

*(for me, that is. offer not valid for you or any of the other billions of people on this watery planet)

posted at: 2005-11-18 11:55:47 with 0 comments

Two weeks ago (just over a week after Broken Social Scene), D., C., E.B., and I saw Gogol Bordello at the Ottobar. It was probably the second-best live show I have ever been to.

Let me repeat that: it was probably the second-best live show I have ever been to. (Like one of my spiritual forebears, Samuel Johnson, who was reluctant to put Milton above Homer, I find that the memory of my favorite show—Barenaked Ladies on New Year’s Eve as 1998 became ’99—is too bound up with the fiber of my being to be uprooted even by GB.) I go to a lot of shows—not as much as many in the indie rock community, but certainly more than your average bearmonster, so “best” is not an accolade I throw around lightly. But this was one amazing show.

GB, fronted by Eugene Hutz, is best described as gypsy punk music—Stiff Little Fingers gone Romany would be one of the many inevitable comparisons. I’d tell you more, but a quick Googling and their webpage (linked above) will point you all you need to know, in better details and with more pictures.

Instead, I will say only this:

I have seen people dance at the Ottobar, and even mosh. I have not ever before seen them folk-dance and mosh at the same time.

I have seen bands’ front men stage-dive and crowd-surf before. I have not ever before seen a band’s front man give an old marching bass drum to the audience to hold, and then proceed to sing while standing atop it.

I have seen bands call women from the wings to sing supporting vocals. I have not ever before seen these women come out in full gypsy regalia. Nor have I ever before seen a band then pretend to abduct them, then wrap scarves around the flailing, upturned-Y of their legs, which thus formed slingshots for the firing of fliers and goodies into the audience.

And I have seen bands say they’d love to take the audience home with them. I have not ever before seen the whole audience invited to an after-party in an art gallery/loft/warehouse over on the corner of Franklin and Eutaw. Those of us who went (about 50 all told) got to hang out with the band, drink PBR, listen to Eastern European electronica, and dance the evening away with the artists we’d been adoring only an hour before (I left at 3:30, and all of the band members were ridiculously warm, friendly, and fun to just hang around with).

No one left that concert untouched (wrong word—unscathed?) and—unlike some other bands I could name—every note of each encore was longed-for and deserved.

See them. Now.

Oh yes, the Track You Should Be Listening To Right Now: Gogol Bordello’s “Not a Crime.” Gypsy punk music. That’s the only language I have to describe it. Take a listen. (Their webpage is dizzying and I found no downloads, so I’ll just point you to the clip on Amazon. Or dig up a copy of the CD from the August 2005 issue of CMJ New Music Monthly.)

posted at: 2005-11-17 14:55:16 with 5 comments

So Governor Warner now has his own blog. It's still somewhat rudimentary, but it's a good start, with all the pertinent information needed to create a great website. Best of all, Jerome Armstrong is behind it! Now he just needs to post some more, or else fall back in the race for netizen's hearts.

The commonwealth is clearly, thanks to NoVA, one of the most tech-savvy places in the nation, so I can see the governor being a big hit with those of us who are tech-oriented. And just maybe, if he's elected, he could help spread the FiOS love across the nation. Go Warner '08!

posted at: 2005-11-17 14:16:33 with 0 comments

Winter has arrived.

With it, came some interesting news about old friends, cold weather across the board, and a realization that any day I take off will result in complete insanity. Murphy's law, of course.

Now the stars are out, the moon is bright and each tiny light is obscured by my breath as I exhale in the still chill air.

posted at: 2005-11-17 01:53:50 with 0 comments

Well, my redesign work continues, so the postings are still light. Nicely though, the new site will look much more like I've always wanted the site to look. Unfortunately, as soon as I finish the fun css work, I'll have to recode some backend stuff which will involve some complex .htaccess hacking. That won't be fun, but it will be necessary to get this site to both look and act modern.

This weekend I managed to see Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and I highly encourage everyone else to go check it out. It's the kind of movie you think, "why don't they make movies like that anymore?" The ending is particularly good.

Next must-see movie is the Sarah Silverman movie, which I didn't know previously, is directed by Liam Lynch. That's right: it's the Sifl & Sarah show. Hard to top that inspired grouping of hilarious people.

posted at: 2005-11-15 16:35:39 with 1 comments

Wow. Check glypho out.

In theory, it's a collaborative writing tool. In reality, it's a great way to blow several minutes laughing at the absolutely atrocious writing skills of people on the internet. All they really need to add to the site itself is a button that allows one to say "this writer is am imbecile" and it'd be perfect.

Some excerpts:

On an Island in the middle of nowhere lived a civilization that did things the way they were meant to be done. The life they lived was peaceful and tranquil never to be disturbed. The island itself was self sustaining and surrounded by a natural Reef. The Reef itself was a such that anyone trying to arrive unexpected would utterly be destroyed. The only part of the Island that could be accessible was the Cove, by which there was a brief yet specific break in the Reef to allow the locals to come into the cove and go out. The founding fathers of this Island had arrived during a great storm hundreds of years ago. The ship was destroyed when the bottom of the boat hit the reef around the island, luckily almost everyone made it alive to the shore. Since then they laid claim to this Island farming, fishing, building homes and families. All classes were equal, no one lived more extravagantly than the other, but all lived in unison. However as all good things do they must come to an end and things on the Island went from bad to worse. They had been hit by ravaging storms, sickness and attacked by unexpected visitors. Gilbert Fin, whose father had been the mayor of the Island for years, was given the responsibility to bring things back to they way they were. As things deteriorated it was finally decided by Gilbert and the council that they needed to get off the Island. So began the challenge of building a vessel in which to carry the people from this place to the land beyond. But building the vessel was just the beginning of the journey as the Island people headed out. What would become of the people as they leave their paradise? Would the people forget what it was like to live in paradise? Would it become their forgotten Island?

Oh, man. I'd post some more but you get the idea. Go check the site out for more poorly written garbage. Like a car crash, it's impossible not to be drawn to it.

posted at: 2005-11-14 15:40:59 with 0 comments

I've got a problem book. You know the type: long enough not to finish in one sitting, interesting enough to start, yet after two hundred pages, somewhat tedious. Whenever I have a problem book I always start to look longingly at other, unread books lying around, even if they are written by idiots.

In an attempt to get around it, I borrowed a book from a housemate which turned out to be excellent. Predictably, two days later, once I was finished with the good book, my attention wandered back to the slow one. At this point, only three options exist:

  1. Like my attempt with Mason & Dixon, I could simply give up. After four hundred painful Pynchon pages, I removed the book from my car where it had been living (in case of #2 below) and put it on my bookshelf. I'll never pick it up again.

  2. An event occurs which delays me for long enough (at least a few hours) that I can finish the book in one sitting. In the hope of this, I often leave a book in my car or my briefcase "just in case".

  3. The weather permits me to read outside at lunch.

This weekend should've satisfied #2, but since I was so bored of the book in question, I hopped to a better one. So I'm now back to square one. (Around two hundred pages in, actually.)

As for #3, the warm weather seems to keep avoiding the solar noon time during the work week, so I haven't been able to read outside for awhile, which severely limits my ability to plow through a slow book. It can be cold outside, so long as it is sunny. The absence of sun, however, means I'm not going to outside, which means no progress on the book.

I hate, hate not finishing a book. It's almost as bad as not finishing a movie. This doesn't mean I enjoy reading every book I pick up, just that I don't want to drop off when it could easily be salvaged by later pages. But sometimes, enough is enough.

posted at: 2005-11-14 13:48:01 with 0 comments

Well, the weekend is back. And not a moment too soon...hopefully I can knock Kiss Kiss Bang Bang off the list of things I need to see.

Why the light posting? Well, a bit of backend coding was taking up my time. It's not finished yet, but I think people will enjoy the results next week.

posted at: 2005-11-11 16:22:24 with 0 comments

The weather outside today has been simply amazing. Huge, fast-moving and variable clouds keep flying by my office windows.

In other news, I ran into Andy Stern at the local DMV, and enjoyed some tasty wensleydale cheese at lunch. Last night I had an excellent sushi dinner with Heidi, followed much later by an annoying three minutes in which I watched the Wizard blow the chance to go 4-0.

The sun is out again. The weekend is almost here. (Some of us, sadly, are working tomorrow, including yt, in order to get off for The Day After Turkey Day.)

posted at: 2005-11-10 15:52:54 with 0 comments

We won. I'm incredibly happy.

Sure, there could've been some more down-level love, but the triumph of Kaine goes a long way to keeping Virginia on the right track. Add in the icing of Corzine's easy win and the defeat of the propositions in California and you have a media meme assembling: the comeback of the Democrats.

Once the media frame it that way, it'll be self-reinforcing. Just look at the way they've framed Virginia: it's often described as a super-red state, when in fact, the Democratic Party has controlled Virginia for most of the past 75 years, in the General Assembly and in the Governorship. Hell, out of the past 28 years, the GOP has only had 8 years controlling the governor's mansion. Yet the media continue to insist that we're a super-Republican state, merely because Virginians tend to vote for the GOP on the presidential ticket. That doesn't make members of the commonwealth Republican, it just means that we're somewhat conservative.

We're also more bi-partisan than most, as you can tell by looking at the statewide races: although Kaine won by 6 points, the Lt. Governor will be a Republican and the attorney general race was too close to call. It's clear that people in Virginia vote based on issues and people, not simply by party.

As an aside, Chris Cillizza confirms what I wrote yesterday, namely, that Warner has matured a great deal in the past four years. He's ready for prime-time, and the Kaine victory will only help him more.

Warner in 08!

posted at: 2005-11-09 11:39:07 with 0 comments

You’ve got to hand it to them: Broken Social Scene has the best scam going in indie rock. Simply put: it’s jam-band music for kids who would never admit to liking jam-band music. It’s Phish for the horn-rimmed-glasses set.

So maybe that was half my attitude in terms of the show (at the 9:30 Club two weeks ago to be precise, with my roommate I. and some friends)—my irritation at being surrounded by people who I was 95% sure would have sneered if I’d put on Picture of Nectar, all the while listening to PoN’s pale, hoodie-wearing mumbling cousin. (I also won’t deny that I probably wasn’t in the best frame of mind anyway to go to any show—I’d only gotten four hours sleep the night before and was grumpy for other reasons.)

But let me be clear: I was really enjoying BSS at first. In fact, had I left at 11:30, I would have reported, “Yeah, I saw this pretty interesting band!”

Unfortunately I stayed, as the songs went on…and on…and on…for another hour.

And I began to get bored (something I never do) and dissatisfied.

I even at one point went to map (yes, at a rock show, I managed to sleep) in the lounge. (I also ran into a girl I met at the last DW party and another girl with whom I once went on a somewhat scandalous date.)

And meanwhile, I listened to BSS start one great song after another…only to botch it. I listened to them hit great rock-star note after rock-star note…only to return to noodling and sludge.

I like some experiments in noise done right—Wilco’s “I Am Trying to Break Your Heart” for example. But it has to be done carefully, especially when combined with a fascination for deconstruction, which BSS seems to be into. Music is about tension and release, about creating expectations and then fulfilling them (returning to the tonic and so forth). BSS put the tension in the wrong places, or set us up (so many great climaxes) only to disappoint (said climaxes then dragged out—eight cymbal crashes instead of three—or culminated only to return to sludge). It was like they were constantly knitting a musical sweater, only to unravel it when it was halfway around your head and your arms were still stuck awkwardly inside.

(And yes, maybe confounding audience expectations is part of the point, but there are unwritten rules about how you do that, too, and being boring is not one of them. Plus I hate that line of logic, having heard it all through grad. school to justify shitty fiction.)

(BTW, it’s not hard to imagine how BSS got a following. They can work a crowd—their patter was pretty entertaining—and with something like ten members, word-of-mouth starting out must have been pretty easy.)

What finally really did it for me was BSS’s handling of encores. With rare exception, an encore should be one song. It should not automatically be three—especially when those songs each top ten minutes. It should simultaneously be a response to the audience—they’ve demanded it after all—and a reward and a “thank you” for listening and for the energy the crowd has loaned the band to use. Most importantly, it should draw people back to the stage, not serve as a sieve to strain the fair-weather fans from the loyal. When a song in an encore starts—especially if it is song #2 or #3—it should catch people with one foot out the exit and draw them back into the room. It should not be a signal for a fresh wave of escapees to make a break for it...which is exactly what I saw (and wished I were a part of). By the end, a good half the club had emptied out. A tip for any band: when people leave during your encore, it may be because it’s a school night, or because they have work in the morning. But it may also be you.

I reached freedom around 12:30 or so, but by this point my mood was soured—doubly so, since it’s likely the last free show the redoubtable E. will ever get me into, seeing as he has since moved to Atlanta. Worse yet, I think I managed to alienate the friends (S. & S.) I had failed to meet up with during the show, by afterwards bad-mouthing BSS (they’re big fans) and by giving them an over-ambitious hug that neglected to keep in mind S.’s bad back. Sigh.

Don’t take this as gospel. People I respect love BSS, and I’ve heard their albums are amazing. Perhaps had I gone in prepared, I would have been as enthralled as many of my peers apparently were. But I maintain my stance that, even of you love them, you have to admit BSS is what it is: a remarkable scam, jam music cloaked in indie, Vermont masquerading as Brooklyn. And I find myself returning to the fact that both my roommate and I sighed and rolled our eyes as the encores rolled on…and that’s a bad sign in any genre, at any venue.

But why Dwight, you ask, did you go to the show in the first place? To see the opening act, of course: the amazing Feist!

It’s no accident that she won a Juno (apparently that’s Canada’s version of a Grammy) or that the best BSS songs were the ones she came out to play along with. And her “Mushaboom,” off Let It Die, is most emphatically a Track You Should Be Listening To Right Now. It’s a simple yearning for quotidian pleasures, told over spare guitars, handclaps, keys, and random other instruments in a fashion that develops as satisfyingly as the seasons. True I’m getting old, but Feist makes me actually look forward to “Helping the kids out of their coats”…. (Watch—or better yet, just listen to—“Mushaboom” here.)

(One final note: for various professional reasons I won’t be constantly pushing my current radio station the way I did WMUC. I feel it would be inappropriate if I were ever assumed to be talking for said station, instead of just as Dwight, and that might be bad. So yes, there is baggage with going pro. But then again I actually have listeners now…so it’s pretty light baggage that I’m happy to carry.)

posted at: 2005-11-08 14:11:22 with 1 comments

If you live in Virginia, go vote!

Vote!

Vote for Kaine!

posted at: 2005-11-08 12:32:18 with 0 comments

Ok all you slackers out there in Werkzland. I have a challenge for the first annual Stripz/Werkz Turkey Trot 5K Run. Deb has already expressed interest, but I am taking it to the next level. If you are interested you should come to the Alexandria Turkey Trot on Thanksgiving morning. I will post more details closer to the day. As of right now I plan on having some sort of prize to be distributed to the top male and female participant. I am also considering perhaps a best dressed prize or something to liven things up. I am working in coordination with others to possible have a post race bagel and juice party. This is all finished well before noon, so no excuses that you have to get ready to see family if you are in the area. If people are interest just respond and that way I will have a good idea for the number of bagels and juice needed. If Ed is coming I am sure there will be liquor at the post race gathering also.

posted at: 2005-11-07 12:58:23 with 2 comments

Here's today's amusing message from the MtP e-mail list I'm on:

Hello everyone,

The Dalai Lama will be speaking on Sunday, November 13 at MCI Center at 3PM, and we have one extra ticket that we would like to sell because a friend had a last-minute cancellation.

The ticket cost $48.60, and we will sell it at cost.

If you are interested, please e-mail me at jxxx@alumni.ksg.harvard.edu

Thanks, Jxxx

You'd think someone who went to the Kennedy School would recognize the absurdity of reselling a ticket to see the Dalai Lama, "at cost". Um, wouldn't the Dalai Lama discourage that sort of mindless materialism? Couldn't you at least, eat the 60¢? And isn't a last-minute cancellation, by necessity, closer than a week out?

Oddly enough, this is one of the less crazy messages on the list. Last week I received one accusing a candidate for mayor of "being a cry-baby" because he grew angry at someone's suggestion that he was homophobic. It's all part of the fun of Mount Pleasant.

posted at: 2005-11-07 11:00:48 with 0 comments

So I saw Governor Warner this weekend, and I'd seen him a few weeks earlier. My initial impression of him, several years ago, was that he was a fantastic executive, but a weak public speaker. After this past month though, I've completely turned around.

Warner is a great speaker.

He ad-libbed about the weather, about omens (clocks ringing), and threw in plenty of jokes. He got serious and reminded the audience of what Virginia was like a few years ago when we abandoned our normal fiscal conservatism and abolished the car tax. He became specific and brought up our status as "the best managed state in the nation." He was honest about the bipartisan support in the General Assembly that enabled him to save the state's AAA bond rating and to fully fund police and fireman's needs. He pointed out the obvious: that even though good Republicans, like Winchester's Senator Russ Potts, exist, that the GOP had chosen to nominate only those individuals who had fought against every one of Warner's policies.

Best of all, he painted a clear picture that could be used in the next presidential election: of going back to failed policies or moving forward. He reminded everyone of how poorly off Virginia was four years ago, and how well we were doing now. He admitted that southwest Virginia still had catching up to do, but that things were getting better. Best of all, if Warner runs for president he can point to clear, real, bi-partisan support in Virginia, as opposed to the crazy win-at-all-costs faux bipartisanship of President Bush.

So I'll throw my hat in now: I'm a Warner backer for '08. I still think Edwards has the ability to lead, but Warner has paid his dues, running a state government and singlehandedly turning its fortunes around in way Edwards cannot claim. And Clinton's baggage is simply too high. Best of all, because Warner's term expires, he can point to his success in the past, while giving him plenty of time to build support unencumbered by holding office.

But let's not lose sight of why Warner was out campaigning: Virginia needs to keep up its good work by electing Tim Kaine. So tell your friends and neighbors to go out on Tuesday and help keep the commonwealth running forward!

posted at: 2005-11-07 10:08:56 with 0 comments

Bush is tanking. The weather is fantastic. It couldn't be a better way to start November. Time to put the top and the pedal down.

posted at: 2005-11-04 15:00:17 with 0 comments

I used to read the Note. Then it grew somewhat tedious, and clearly biased. It's a great insight into how conventional wisdom is formed among the press in DC. But it is a poor barometer for how the country at large feels. Anyway, today, while skimming it, I caught this Onion like description of a political piece:

In a Wall Street Journal op-ed, Victoria Toensing, a former deputy assistant attorney general in the Reagan administration and former chief counsel for the Senate Intelligence Committee writes that Congress should investigate the CIA for not doing a better job to protect Plame's cover.

Wha-huh? Um, since it's hidden behind a content wall, I cannot read it. But it is simply ludicrous to say that Congress, who hasn't had any effective oversight of the administration, needs to investigate the CIA for having their agent's cover blown by the White House! In the best WaPo story over the weekend it's explained why:

A senior intelligence officer who knew of Libby's inquiries about Wilson and Plame said in an interview yesterday, "It didn't occur to anyone that the reason why was so that her name would go out to reporters." That, the official said, is "the lesson you learn from this."

Indeed. The lesson is that if the chief of staff to the Vice-President asks you an intelligence related question, assume he's a political hack attempting to destroy morale at your agency. Of course, it'd actually be illegal for said officer to lie to Libby, so there you have it. Do I even have to mention that Victoria Toensing is a similar hack?

If you want to read an uplifting story today, read the Marc Fisher column about Russ Potts. I've never been prouder to be from Winchester than to hear Potts take on Kilgore, and to some extent Kaine, for their lack of political courage. His final line is priceless:

The straight talker in this race is throwing curves, but his target is clear: "Jerry Kilgore would be the most horrible governor in my lifetime."

Take that Kilgore!

posted at: 2005-11-03 10:48:59 with 0 comments

Since it's been several weeks since I posted a fast food story, I think I'm due. Today, at lunch I managed to:

  • drive through the new super-high seven story Tyson's parking garage, and ended up parking at the top in an empty lot like something out of a cheesy commercial
  • walk down a mere one flight of stairs and enter the newly redesigned Tyson's food court on the third floor, complete with Five Guys
  • get complemented once on my physical appearance in a someone distracting way
  • pay for my extremely tasty bacon cheeseburger with a credit card
  • get out in record time for solar noon, more driving, and lunch by a lake
  • read tons more of my current book, the magus

Much better than my standard fast-food fare, right? The fact that I could get my food faster than had I walked to fuddruckers was a great sign. All hail efficiency!

posted at: 2005-11-02 18:04:56 with 0 comments

Nokia just unveiled two great ideas:

  • the N80, which is my new phone-to-covet
  • opensource.nokia.com, which is a great way for developers to continue to build applications to sit on top of Symbian which enable free use

Best of all, the N80 should be arriving here in the states in half-a-year...and it has WiFi built in!

posted at: 2005-11-02 14:15:22 with 0 comments

Wow!

We're finally fighting back. Not on silly procedural issues but on the real fights that need fighting: on the failure of Congress to fulfill part two of their investigation into pre-war intel. Combined with the Italian stuff over the weekend, and the resurgence of a skeptical press corps and you have the makings of another bad week for Bush.

Democrats are finally closing the circle that has been left open for too long: the current administration is simply bad at governing. Whether that means lying to the American people, outing CIA agents or putting cronies in top jobs, the result is the same: a weaker America. Democrats can now push back as the party of strength, fiscal responsibility, and foreign policy. It's about time.

It's time to take our country back.

posted at: 2005-11-01 18:48:49 with 0 comments

So last night was All Hallow's Eve. In a grand tradition spanning a few years, this meant I was supposed to hang out with Sean and company, much as my new years in the past have typically included Meat & Loaf or st val's day has included Leto. Of course, this year, Sean was showing off his brand new house in MtP, mere blocks away from my current abode. So our earlier tradition of hitting g-town was shelved, and thankfully so.

I've never lived in a neighborhood that had actual trick-or-treating going on in the traditional sense. As a kid, my neighborhood was composed of houses set apart by several hundred yards of driveway, street, and more driveway. It could take an hour just to go through ten houses. When I moved to DC, post college, my houses were never in locations that saw frequent trick-or-treaters. (The old location at O and 11th saw a few...but Helena, Brad and I were frequently at a party on that night, not in a neighborhood.) But here in MtP, there are plenty of youngish couples with kids, and tons of nice row houses all next to each other, providing the perfect environment for ghoul breeding every October 31st.

Walking to Sean's, I passed several gangs of kids with parents in tow, going from house to house. It was actually pretty cool to see halloween working the way it's supposed to. Donning my magritte for the last time, I enjoyed getting some strange looks from folks as I made it to my destination. Sean's house had been fully decked out in spider webs, buried corpses and copious pumpkin buckets of dry ice.

During the evening, we ran out of candy, but a quick trip across the street to a friendly neighbor provided us with enough booty to keep running until an emergency scouting mission to 7-11 returned with enough sugary goodness to keep us in business, Bailey Building & Loan style, before closing time.

I'm really enjoying this whole "I have friends who live practically next door" aspect to MtP. It makes evenings so much easier when my "trip" consists of walking two blocks to a party, rather than an extended cab/bus/metro ride.

posted at: 2005-11-01 17:01:21 with 0 comments

Yes, the title says it all. So go find some skulls like our Mayan and Aztec forefathers would want us to.

posted at: 2005-11-01 15:14:40 with 1 comments

I've never been a big fan of methodists. This article drives the point home:

Mark Tooley, a conservative Methodist at the Institute on Religion and Democracy in Washington, said the rulings show that Methodism "is not moving in the direction of the Episcopal Church and declining liberal Protestantism in the West." Rather, he said, it "is moving in the direction of global Christianity, which is robustly orthodox."

Yes, the rise of orthodoxy. Some racist idiots pretend that Islam is a problem overseas, refusing to realize that orthodoxy in any religion, far away or right here at home, is the principle problem of the modern age. Any organized religion that seeks to separate people, to divide them between "the pure" and the "impure" is divisive. That's why the core tenets of Islam and Christianity (those concerned with sacrifice and the less well-off) both easily repudiate the wacky interpretations of certain "leaders" in Medina or Atlanta. The age-old conflict between the people and their religious leaders didn't begin or end with Luther.

But at least the Methodists in Virginia were sane:

Johnson, 58, had been on an involuntary, unpaid leave since June, when Methodist ministers in Virginia voted 448 to 114 to discipline him for refusing to allow a gay man to become a member of his congregation. His district superintendent and his bishop had urged Johnson to admit the man.

It's a pity their top elected council is not. The old cycle of hate begetting hate gets to restart now. Wheee! I'd suggest that Beth Stroud defect to our side.

posted at: 2005-11-01 11:40:50 with 0 comments

So post mustard madness, the weekend began to look up. Friday evening was supposed to be the first All Hallow's Eve-themed night, but after dinner with Fincher, the god of sloth beckoned and I found myself unable to summon the strength to throw on my surreal costume.

Saturday dawned bright and cold. After an aborted attempt to read outside, I retreated indoors to watch a movie and do some minor home repairs. Later, I trekked across town to run into Loaf and visit IKEA while their huge sale was going on. Fully unintending to purchase anything, I suddenly found my cart filled with goods. Shiny steel goods, some of which are even magnetic! Abandoning my earlier intentions to catch a movie, I ended up hanging with Loaf and Trish before we were supposed to hit a party that Kristen had recommended. Oddly, we all saw a bizarrely dressed man (wrapped in a twister game board with a spinner on his chest which appeared to be an attempt to get him some groping action) at dinner and then again, later, at the party described below.

Unbeknown to me, the particular party Kristen recommended was one I had already known about, in the MtP area, which was perfect timing-wise. On the walk over, the evening began well when some random stranger saw me and said, 'How's it going, Magritte?" Since I'd already just bet Trish and Loaf that no one the entire evening would get my costume, I came away impressed. Upon arriving at the party, I discovered that it was no fluke: fully fifty percent of the people there knew who I was. Only two people incorrectly guessed Matisse, and one guy guessed (absurdly) that I was attempting to be the back cover from pink floyd's wish you were here which would only make sense if I had a record album with me, rather than a picture frame and an apple. Regardless, I was impressed at the art knowledge of the attendees, which put me in a much better mood than last year, when almost no one save other droogs roaming the streets of g-town could identify me as Alex. Some people even made absurdly ridiculous suggestions such as the guy who said that although he thought my costume was cooler, it would've been better to incorporate this is not a pipe which revealed he was both intelligent and idiotic at the same time. I told the guy (while ferrying multiple beverages) that it would've been difficult to go as a pipe, even if I labeled myself as not being one.

Sunday dawned bright and super-warm, and the weekend shifted from fairly-good to kick-ass when I discovered a bagel place that sold salt-bagels on Connecticut just a five minute drive from my house. (That plus the fact that when I awoke, I realized I had gained an hour at some point at the party the previous night!) Armed with some soda and a cream-cheese-filled-toasty-salt-bagel and the kick-ass-scootergate issue of the WaPo, I drove to my new cool park to read and soak in the sun. Having partially satiated my scooter schaedenfreude with the excellent reportage at the WaPo, I turned to a book obtained on my birthday, and then, with time expiring, drove over to pick up Jenna to go for a drive.

The weather was incredible. The Valley, as usual, was beautiful. Acquiring free candy and homemade pumpkin pie was priceless. Jenna and I buzzed by a lux parisian store in Tysons, did some quick window-shopping, then returned to the house to enjoy some pre-Rome Office fun, accentuated by our ill-gotten goodies. Then it was time to watch Octavian work his detached magic for another fun/incest-filled episode of the best show on cable.

Other than IKEA then, I managed to save money and have a great weekend. Time-zone weekend is always a good one for me, but today I also get the pleasure of going out Magritte-style to g-town. Somehow I doubt many people in that esteemed nook of the district will get it. We'll see.

posted at: 2005-10-31 17:38:42 with 0 comments

To begin with, it's important to know that in the past, I've occasionally been a little, ahem, clumsy during particular dining events. Much like our esteemed former colleague (Dr. B, where are you?), I'd inevitably go to an event only to emerge, stained, a few hours later.

In the past several months, however, I've been diligent to prevent these accidents from occurring. Thursday night, however, proved too much for me.

Sitting at the Chophouse in a booth with Forrest and Deborah, we each ordered a burger for dinner. When mine arrived, I politely asked the server if she could get me some mustard. A minute later she returned, yet instead of walking to the entrance to the booth, she decided to reach her hand over the top of the back of the booth to hand me a cup of already poured mustard, which she then proceeded to drop, spilling all over my shirt and pants and leaving me speechless.

After she asked if I was okay (to which I could only reply "yes" because it was, after all, only mustard) she brought me a spare napkin and then disappeared. A few seconds later a different server popped up to ask us "how our meal was" to which I responded, somewhat annoyed, "well, I could use some more napkins." The new server said "Ohhhh" in a manner that implied I was a messy guest. At no point was any form of compensation offered.

Nicely, this would prove to be the lowest point of the weekend...after this affair, things grew progressively better each day.

posted at: 2005-10-31 14:21:29 with 0 comments

discuss.

posted at: 2005-10-31 11:18:58 with 2 comments

So it turns out the reason the site has been flaky lately has been because Wilma knocked out the power in south Florida, where my hosting provider is. No phones, no internet, no way to get in touch with customers. So I feel a little bad about wanting to move. We'll see what ends up happening. The site may continue to be a little weird while they bring back up their systems.

Until then, let me just say I want one of these. Watch out Encom! Hear me now and believe me later: whoever is first to market with a TOLED-enabled laptop will dominate it. Imagine two small panes of glass connected together, and you get the idea. Sure, the bottom section might have some visible electronics, but that would make the whole concept even greater.

And of course, my new favorite cellphone. Even if it has a measly .5 megapixel camera...

posted at: 2005-10-28 12:06:26 with 0 comments

I just received the following message from the DC alert system:

Police barricade at 1791 Lanier Pl., NW. 18th St. & Columbia Rd., NW has been blocked off. SWAT en route.

Wow. Who knew the top of the 'morg could be so hairy?

posted at: 2005-10-27 14:36:10 with 1 comments
  1. Yes, the site was down for several days.
  2. No, it wasn't my fault.
  3. Yes, I'm considering moving providers, which would be a pretty big headache.
posted at: 2005-10-26 12:21:15 with 0 comments

So turkey day is right around the corner. I wanted to put the challenge out to the Dredwerkz. The Alexandria Turkey Trot is Thanksgiving morning and I will be there. If folks are looking to wake up really early, in cold weather, and compete poorly after drinking a lot the night before for a good reason then this is the event for you.

posted at: 2005-10-26 10:18:28 with 2 comments

Things have been admittedly quiet on the Pop Smatters front…so much so that my old co-host Forrest even stepped up to pinch-hit on PSXXV.

A lot of that’s my fault: traveling, scads of weddings, and life in general kept me away from the DJ booth much of the summer, and the defection of two of my bosses meant that this fall I’ve shouldered a lot more work when I would otherwise be writing reviews. But it also had to do with the musical spectrum itself: there weren’t a lot of standout “must listen” tracks coming through the station. There were a lot of standout whole albums though, and it was nice to see them get the attention they did—I didn’t need to push Sufjan Stevens, M.I.A., or Death Cab for Cutie, because the indie and even the mainstream presses did a great job getting the word out.

Now that fall has come around though, it’s nice revisiting many of those albums, especially since—M.I.A. excepted—they weren’t really summer albums, in the fun, toe-tapping, backyard-BBQ sense. Instead there was a lot of melancholy in the air this summer, starting with Stevens’s Illinois, and continuing right through Erin McKeown’s We Will Become Like Birds, Nickel Creek’s Why Should the Fire Die? and into Feist’s Let it Die. And though that wistful sadness was good this summer—on rainy days and warm evenings and on Sunday nights after weekend guests had gone home—it’s even better now, as you’re shrugging into coats and shrugging off the cold to go outside and get a few autumn walks in while you can.

So dig out Death Cab for Cutie’s Plans. Skip the tracks you already know by heart, like “Soul Meets Body,” which you had set to repeat all July, or “Marching Bands of Manhattan” and “Crooked Teeth.” And instead go to the fifth track, “I Will Follow You Into the Dark.” Put on a sweater, and walk through leaf-strewn sidewalks. Think of going back to school…not the excitement of September, but the quiet assaults of October:

In Catholic school as vicious as Roman rule / I got my knuckles bruised by a lady in black / And I held my tongue as she told me, “Son / Fear is the heart of love,” so I never went back

And hope for true connection and companionship with another soul, even as you face the unknown of the one journey that can only be made alone:

The time for sleep is now / It's nothing to cry about / 'Cause we'll hold each other soon… / …If there's no one beside you / When your soul embarks / Then I'll follow you into the dark

Even though it’s not about fall, there probably hasn’t been a better fall song since Beat Happening’s “Indian Summer.” So give it a spin; it is definitely a Track You Should Be Listening To Right Now.

“I Will Follow You Into the Dark” has a special poignancy for me, as it is the last song I played on my regular radio show on 88.1 WMUC-FM College Park. I have given up my show, at least for the time being, though I may still do fill-ins and help out some.

The reason for this is because a few weeks ago I got a call from the general manager of 89.7 WTMD Towson/Baltimore, who listened to my show and liked what he heard…so much so that he offered me an interview on the spot. So after 8+ years of doing this for fun, I’ve been called up to the majors to DJ professionally. That’s right kids: Dwight’s getting paid!

I’m being given a trial run on Saturdays from 10 AM-3 PM (when I’m not preëmpted by sporting events, like this week, so I’m only on till 1 PM). It’s a big change—a lot longer show, much less rock (fans of Philly’s WXPN and The World Café will feel right at home with my new show), and a much more defined playlist, but also an exponentially larger audience at a really interesting and (in this age of conglomeration) independent and important station. It’s listener-supported and an NPR affiliate, which is all really exciting to be a part of.

So pleased give me a listen, this Saturday from 1000-1300, and most Saturdays from 1000-1500. I’m on your dial and streaming on the Internet, and I could use a few familiar ears as I venture into this very new and unfamiliar airspace.

posted at: 2005-10-21 11:07:13 with 0 comments

During the past several days my new landlord was supposed to come by and remove a giant chair that took up over half of the small office/porch area in the house. How big is the Really Huge Chair? Well, see for yourself:

really huge chair

Yes, it's that big. I managed to somehow tip it over and bring it into my room, where it lived for the past week, waiting for the landlord to come. He never did.

So I'm looking at it, a day before the bulk trash collection is due to arrive, and I realize that if I don't get rid of it tonight, it will never go away. The next thirty minutes involve me single-handedly squeezing the RHC down two flights of stairs and down to the street itself. Not an easy task, especially for one person with a chair of that weight. At several points I thought to myself, it's completely stuck and now I cannot get back into my room only to push and prod in a particular way to free it again.

After I made it to the street I celebrated on my porch. The neighborhood all around all had their porch lights on, and it felt good, for some reason. Here's the final resting spot of the RHC before the Bulk Trash People took it away for a merciful death:

really huge chair on street at night

Sure, it's a grainy photo, but you can see a car next to it to get the full size. Sometimes it's nice to accomplish something seemingly impossible by yourself. Just to remind oneself that really, nothing is impossible. Just improbable.

posted at: 2005-10-20 10:34:56 with 0 comments

I'm not sure exactly what message they're trying to send, but I noticed a WaPo ad with this Baltimore area discount store's interesting slogan.

posted at: 2005-10-19 22:39:58 with 1 comments

Many of you know I love Tacos.

While reading this review on DCist, I couldn't help but notice the following statement:

Braising beef low and slow in a spicy tomato mixture yields a filling that puts ground beef tacos to shame -- and embraces a cooking style that welcomes the fall. Add a corn tortilla shell that will forever quell the crunchy/soft debate, some chunky guacamole, radish matchsticks and cilantro, and you will have one fine taco. Finally, an innovative pomegranate cocktail will have guests singing your praises, while they wipe taco remnants from their faces. Though somewhat time consuming, this recipe is simple, relatively fool proof, and perfect for a lazy Sunday football day.

Okay, let's be clear: I really like ground beef tacos. I'm not opposed to braising beef, but the very reason this reviewer doesn't like ground beef tacos is the emphasis on spice over substance.

But to be more clear, I don't think that a taco covered in radish matchsticks, cilantro and chunky guacamole, served with a pomegranate cocktail belongs anywhere near the proverbial "lazy Sunday football day".

Which brings up another point: I love to eat, but the only reason I enjoy cooking is the end product. The actual work and preparation are, much like gardening or working with computers, merely a task to be performed as quickly as possible in order to obtain the desired result (be it tasty food, a nice place to read outside, or the ability to play a new videogame).

Lazy Sundays for me don't involve cocktails. Or any cooking more complex than grilling. Or tasks more difficult than opening a bag of chips.

posted at: 2005-10-19 15:20:38 with 4 comments

So should a city be able to provide WiFi to the masses. Is it like water or electricity. Should my taxes go to something that is useful to all? A good article discusses this.

posted at: 2005-10-19 12:50:47 with 4 comments

I could use one of these.

I mean, it's about as small as you can get and still have a 2 megapixel phone and a display.

posted at: 2005-10-18 11:58:11 with 0 comments

So I go into my local bakery, Heller's, last week, and inquire about whether they make salt bagels. After the first guy responds "a what bagel?" the lady on shift says, "yes, we make them every morning." I ask when they open and they tell me.

This morning, a little-rushed, I decided to start the day off right with a salt bagel. I walk into Heller's, ask for one, and receive a blank look. The woman at the counter says, "I'm sorry, a what bagel?" I repeat my request. She asks a second time, and I tell her again, mentioning that I had been told they made them. She walks over to a manager who asks, in an almost comedic fashion, "a what bagel?" I say "salt" and he says "a bagel with just salt on it?" to which I respond in the affirmative, a little annoyed now since it's clear both of them understand the word I'm saying. He says they don't have any. I tell him I was told that they did by an employee. His response? He asks me "who told you that?" as if I was supposed to say "oh, it was crazy gina" or some such nonsense. Instead I tell him I have no idea which particular employee told me, that it was a woman, and late. Seeing that the manager has no intent on even doing a soft-sell on another bagel, I walk out. Considering how non-crowded they were at the time, they could've at least apologized or offered an explanation for why their employees think that they sell a bagel that they do not.

So much for Heller's being my morning bagel stop.

posted at: 2005-10-17 10:56:17 with 4 comments

The Miler story finally fell apart this weekend. Here are the various takes:

Salon (pre-revealed).

The Post

Daily Kos

Huffington Post

That's a good start to your Sunday reading...

posted at: 2005-10-16 11:12:37 with 0 comments

So Blue Marble: The Next Generation just went live last week. Go check it out!

posted at: 2005-10-16 10:59:37 with 0 comments

My opinion of Tonic has been fairly low over the course of its existence, but after hanging out there last night, I'm now somewhat optimistic about it.

After work, while waiting for Sean to join me at Tonic, I noticed that over fifty percent of the clientele downstairs were non-white or Hispanic. Unlike St. Ex, which appears to have moved in the other direction over the past two years, Tonic looks like it's now becoming more associated with its local neighborhood. (I couldn't help but notice that on the top of the bar were several specials including $1 and $2 beers on particular nights...St Ex used to do this as well during the first six months it existed. Yet now, St Ex never has any sort of discounts in place for locals, which discourages some from coming in. Of course, St. Ex is hardly hurting for business, so I suppose it's only in their interest to keep prices high.) The fact that there are 75¢ tacos on one night a week doesn't hurt either.

I'm still not ready to give Tonic two thumbs-up, but it's definitely moving in the right direction and if last night was an indication of the future, I'll probably stop by there more often. Their decision to play XM's blues channel was also a key factor in the coolness of the evening. Listening to B.B.King while chatting with friends is difficult to top.

posted at: 2005-10-14 17:07:30 with 0 comments

Nice. A certain club is also mentioned...

posted at: 2005-10-13 16:07:27 with 0 comments

I hate flash, but this is amusing.

posted at: 2005-10-13 13:37:20 with 0 comments

Read Joel today.

I've taken some time off from Joel, but he's in rare form today so I think I'll have to get back on the achenbus.

posted at: 2005-10-13 13:28:18 with 0 comments

In the past four days I've been to the local Giant each day. I've spontaneously driven around DC several times and repaired numerous tiny problems around my new house (lightbulbs, furniture, trash, etc.) in advance of the big blowout b-day party that's upcoming. I've been to Ben's. I've started eating at the local establishments in Mt. P. I've seen so many movies it's difficult to know where to start. I'll try to post a bunch of reviews later today if I get a chance...

posted at: 2005-10-13 13:04:33 with 0 comments

Heidi sent me this article this morning. It's well worth the read.

Debra Bolton had a glass of red wine with dinner. That's what she told the police officer who pulled her over. That's what the Intoxilyzer 5000 breath test indicated -- .03, comfortably below the legal limit.

She had been pulled over in Georgetown about 12:30 a.m. for driving without headlights. She apologized and explained that the parking attendant must have turned off her vehicle's automatic-light feature.

Bolton thought she might get a ticket. Instead, she was handcuffed, searched, arrested, put in a jail cell until 4:30 a.m. and charged with driving under the influence of alcohol.

Bolton, 45, an energy lawyer and single mother of two who lives in Alexandria, had just run into a little-known piece of D.C. law: In the District, a driver can be arrested with as little as .01 blood-alcohol content.

I'm a little skeptical of Bolton's claim that she only had one glass of wine with dinner. Let's look at the handy WaPo chart:

chart of blood alcohol levels

So according to this I could do three shots and then jump in a car and be under the legal limit. That's insane.

There are two important lessons here: first, that one should always wait an hour after a drink before jumping in a car. Second, that you should never take the DC police (or any cops) in a non-serious manner. I wouldn't expect a 45-year old to try to act cool when they were pulled over, unless of course, the 45-year old was drunk. Which I'm willing to bet Ms. Bolton was. After all, if it was only .3 when she was booked at the station, that means it was higher beforehand.

I think the article itself will have two consequences, one bad and the other good. The bad consequence would be if people sought to have the law altered to increase the limit based on the "zero-tolerance" policy. The good consequence is that I'm sure this article is being shown all over DC right now between friends. (The only more popular article on the website currently is Dana Milbank's priceless For President Under Duress, Body Language Speaks Volumes article. )

Living in DC means you have to take the metro, cabs or a bus if you're going to drink. It's that simple. Just as our Metro stations are clean because of zero-tolerance, the amount of drunk driving in DC will be lower because of this law as well.

posted at: 2005-10-12 11:45:36 with 2 comments

Dan Froomkin points us to an interesting moment in a recent speech by the President:

Bin Laden says his own role is to tell Muslims, quote, "what is good for them and what is not." And what this man who grew up in wealth and privilege considers good for poor Muslims is that they become killers and suicide bombers. He assures them that his -- that this is the road to paradise -- though he never offers to go along for the ride.

(Emphasis added.)

posted at: 2005-10-11 16:46:58 with 1 comments

"While wearing a tool-belt and pounding a nail on the Today show, the President insisted his visits to the Gulf Coast were more than just photo-ops."

posted at: 2005-10-11 09:37:24 with 0 comments

Yes, the three day weekend is almost upon us. Between discovering my oddly-named counterpart is somewhat patronizing (yesterday, for instance, when he asked me the IP address of my firewall, he also pointed me to whatismyip.com in case I was incapable of figuring out the IP address on my own. today, nicely, he asked me if i knew how to create "an internet shortcut" on the desktop of a user. grrr.) and that someone I've met once could theoretically result in the power being cut in my new house, it's been a "fun" day.

Thankfully, it's almost over. And with it, I'll get to continue making my new house look better than ever as well and enjoy the additional day off. If anyone wants to help me venture out to IKEA to take advantage of their big sale, just text me. Otherwise, enjoy the weekend yourself, if you can, through all this rain.

posted at: 2005-10-07 17:46:38 with 0 comments

It's true! SEIU is sponsoring a contest called Since Sliced Bread to find the best new economic idea to help America's working families.

So far some of them are great and other ones are hilariously bad:

MY IDEA IS AS SIMPLE AS PLACING HELPERS INTO TO GROUPS THE FIRST ON THE SEEN WILL BE THE "MARKER PLACERS" A COMMOM CLOTHS PIN THAT IS PAINTED A BRIGHT COLOR...AND THEN THE SECOND GROUP "THE RETRIVERS" SHALL GOTO THE PLACES WITH THE "MARKER" AND LOOK AT THE SITUATION FROM THERE POINT OF VIEW

Personally, I think it might have been written by this guy.

Anyway, check it out, put in your idea, and good luck!

posted at: 2005-10-06 13:46:45 with 1 comments

Damn. Ronald had his motorcycle stolen. That stinks. If you know him, buy the guy a drink.

posted at: 2005-10-06 13:13:30 with 0 comments

My firm's merger is taking up a huge chunk of my time...hence the light posting over the past week. But here's a weird item from this weekend.

The other day, while attempting to align my satellite dish, I noticed that my bearings were off. Normally, I'm quite good at telling cardinal directions. Yet when I kept looking at my compass, my internal sense told me it was off. I shelved my doubts and ended up getting the dish quite close to where it needed to be.

This past weekend, I discovered why I had felt "off" earlier.

Almost every low-level street in DC is aligned perfectly to a grid pattern, with numbered streets running north-south, and letter streets running due east-west. Once you climb above the alphabet streets, however, streets begin to be named with two-syllable words that mirror the earlier alphabet scheme. Thus, driving up 16th St, one would pass Euclid, then Fairmont, then Gerard.

As I sat waiting to go for a ride with Kevin, a walking tour passed by the creepily-getting-remodeled-apartment building next door (ominously called The Overlook) and the guide explained what was wrong with Newton.

Apparently, as the city was built out, and the naming scheme devised, the idea that the grid should be rigidly followed wasn't in place. So when Newton St was created, it tilted away from 16th St at a decided angle. Halfway through the construction, the local authorities declared that all named streets would have to be aligned to the grid, so right at the corner of 17th and Newton, Newton straightens out and becomes a regular street. If one looks at a map of the area it's possible to see exactly where the streets changed back into the grid.

Further north, of course, once one reaches the 3-syllable streets, the grid is back in force, because it was never deviated from. This leaves a cluster of streets (Monroe, Newton and Park) as the most off-the-grid streets in the entire city. Consequently, the front of my house doesn't point South, as I'd expected. Which is what was causing my confusion: at almost any point in DC, it's easy to look South or North and figure out the cardinal directions.

Excepting, of course, my new quirky house.

posted at: 2005-10-05 11:32:37 with 0 comments

Harriet Miers has never been a judge.

That kind of sums it up. If you want to add some perspective, Rehnquist was the only other non-judge to be nominated and be confirmed by the Senate in the last fifty years.

It's time to tell the administration that they can no longer shuffle in unqualified individuals for various branches of government. Like Brown and others, Miers is simply unqualified. Let her be a district or circuit court judge first. But to be elevated to the highest court in the land is simply madness.

posted at: 2005-10-03 08:55:24 with 1 comments

Ah....

We could see the neighborhood at Dupont filled with smoke...after hearing the bangs. That seems a little far for stuff from the Kennedy Center.

posted at: 2005-10-02 22:29:21 with 0 comments

I was going to review Joss Whedon's Serenity, which I saw on opening night this Friday. Now I'm not. Stephanie Zacharek's review on Salon.com is so dead-on—both her overview of the movie itself, and her musings beyond—that there is little point in me contributing. Read it; it's shiny.

And see the movie! Visionary filmmaking that works should and must be rewarded. (No, Tim Burton, we're not talking about you; I specifically said "that works." David Lynch, you're still on probation.)

posted at: 2005-10-02 14:51:01 with 1 comments

The merger went through today. I'm actually back to being very optimistic. I learned my counterpart (competitor?) at the other firm has an unusual first name. It'll be interesting, from a social perspective, to meet him.

posted at: 2005-09-30 20:52:47 with 2 comments

She's been really cranky, lately. It almost starts to remind me of Rod Norland. Today, she's much more toned down, but somebody from Ithaca, NY (wink, nudge) got her to answer his question in the chat. "You got that right," indeed!

posted at: 2005-09-29 13:33:20 with 1 comments

My company, it appears, will actually be merged in a few days. We'll see how things shake out...I'm less optimistic than I used to be, because it appears that my boss, whom I really like, who was going to head the new, larger firm, may now end up being the coo, instead of the ceo. But I'm sure there's a reason behind the switch. I just hope I get the chance to show the larger firm what I'm capable of.

posted at: 2005-09-28 17:58:06 with 0 comments

The power in my office was out from 8 this morning until 1:00 this afternoon. No phones, no computers, no lights. It took another two hours afterward to coax several servers back up from various errors. Altogether a pretty awful day.

At least I'm not living in Baghdad.

posted at: 2005-09-27 15:26:38 with 2 comments

Disgusting

I hated Pombo before...I hate him even more now.

posted at: 2005-09-27 07:57:27 with 0 comments

Whew. For the first time in several weeks, I wasn't shuttling stuff between my old house and my new one. But since my impromptu trip to NYC, I have somewhat fallen off the radar, both socially and news-wise. (I just found out, a week late, for instance, that Mr. O'Connell recently joined Mr. Arquette in the inspirational Roger Rabbit club.)

With all the stuff in the new house, my final insurmountable task loomed large Saturday morning. An enormous ladder had been placed in the backyard, and with the help of Kevin, we managed to get said ladder up to the second floor of my house. Ugh. Annoyed and sweaty, we gave up the attempt and I contemplated simply giving in and purchasing a stand-alone TiVo for the new house. After reading up online though, I discovered that regular TiVo units only have one tuner which is idiotic. For the same amount of money, I could build my own mythTV box and at least incorporate a couple different tuners. Being lazy, though, I really just wanted my DirecTV system to work.

Therefore, since I'd blown off unpacking (yes, I've just begun phase II of the Edward Moving Trilogy) on Friday night to drop Jenna off at the bus-stop (a mistake) and then watch Flight Plan with Leto (not a mistake...but I'll review the flick later) I decided to work a bit on unpacking, since the ladder experiment had failed utterly.

Yes, yes, the time is out of joint. Nevertheless, lunch and familial-related-events with the 'rents on Saturday were enjoyable, followed by events perhaps described as taking place earlier. In the end, I found myself at dinner with Fincher at Firefly followed by a nightcap of conversation with Helena on the walk home. Altogether, a pleasantly efficient day, despite the setbacks in the morning.

Sunday dawned cold, and with the help of one of my parental units, I was on top of my roof. With a tiny adjustment, DirecTV and TiVo were both back in business. Suddenly my earlier sloth seemed appropriate, as without the proper ladder (not too small, nor too tall) it would've been impossible to perform the adjustments. But now, with the satellite connection coming in strong, I felt suddenly tired. The last remaining means of procrastination had vanished, and the piles of unopened boxes in my room seemed slightly taller than before.

Nevertheless, I set to work opening, closing and moving boxes. Nothing helps attacking kipple quite like moving it around. Somehow, the very motion itself helps, almost as if it's a micro-level reaction mirroring the macro-level law about losing items when one moves from one house to another. I have no doubt that were I too keep moving boxes too and fro, eventually all would be empty.

Another movie, Lord of War, was attacked in the evening, again with Leto. I found it much better than Flight Plan, but I'll say no more until an official review comes up. The evening ended with an aborted trip to the old house, and more box shuffling, culminating finally with the enjoyment of the first two shows recorded by my TiVo in over two weeks. Thank you, Seth MacFarlane...

posted at: 2005-09-26 16:14:31 with 0 comments

Tragic.

Regardless of Tillman's political ideology, his family deserves to know the truth. I found the media's focus on his enlistment annoying at first, disingenuous after his death, and just plain disgraceful after the cover-up became known. Every single American deserves the truth if their son or daughter has died serving their country.

(yes, yes, certain stars excluded)

posted at: 2005-09-26 14:08:38 with 0 comments

The other day (while in NYC with Helena) I realized that I definitely prioritize certain lines of communication over others. Here's the list:

  1. text messaging
  2. e-mail
  3. face-to-face contact
  4. snail mail
  5. cell phone
  6. hard line - cordless
  7. hard line - wired
  8. a messenger

Obviously, #1 and #2 are simple to understand. Unles I'm riding my bike, watching a movie or in a non-cell-phone area (like certain parts of the rents' area), I almost always answer text messages within minutes. I'm a bit slower at #2, but it's still the best way to get in touch with me, because it gives me a bit of time to compose a reply at my leisure. #3 and #4 are actually almost tied, because the people I'd rather have face-to-face contact with are typically the people I'd enjoy a letter from. Those that I wouldn't enjoy face-to-face contact with, I'd still enjoy a letter from, which normally would mean #4 should be above #3. But that seemed disrespectful to the former group. #5 and #6 are again standard. If I'm going to talk to someone, far better it be on my cell than a phone with a wire. #7 really only applies to my office. I really don't like talking to people in my office on my work phone. #8 seems a little cryptic, so here's the explanation: I hate when people give me messages:

  • A to give to other people
  • B that are from another person

That, in my mind, is the lowest form of communication. So the weekend question to everyone is simply this: how do you rank your communication methods?

posted at: 2005-09-23 19:08:09 with 2 comments

Drat. I found the perfect gift for Brad but it costs $1400...which is probably too much, even for a robot. We'll see if I can swing it.

posted at: 2005-09-23 12:39:00 with 1 comments

1) Google Earth is the coolest thing I've seen on the internet in a long time.

2) I've decided that I like lobster mashed potatoes better than wasabi mashed potatoes.

3) Everybody should go to Thai Bistro (202-775-1666) before it closes. Best Thai food I've had in DC, but the chef told us they are struggling with getting enough customers for dinner. I recommend the green curry and the king prawn and eggplant special. Yum.

posted at: 2005-09-23 09:46:40 with 2 comments

When Helena informed me a few weeks ago she'd be back in town, I thought to myself that I'd have a good time. Sure enough, over the past several days, between a knock-down drag-out affair for Brad and several days of hanging with Helena, it's been great.

But yesterday was even better.

The reason Helena came to town was to hit a few meetings for work; unfortunately her office also wanted to send her to NYC for a pair of back to back ones which meant she'd blow the entire day on a plane just going back and forth. So she asked if I was up for a road trip.

I was.

With that in mind, we popped in the cooper early Wednesday morning (after I ensured that everything at work was smoothly running) and headed north on 95. At our first stop, I managed to snag The Enormous Omelet Sandwich which was extremely tasty. Later, I got a crash course in air toxins just in time for us to drive through the scenic state of New Jersey. Finally we got to spend some quality time inside the Lincoln tunnel. Ugh.

After I dropped Helena off at her first meeting in midtown, I made three or four loops before finding a perfect parking spot a mere two blocks away from my first destination: the guggenheim. I'd only made it through the front door before, but this time, with the museum no longer under construction, I made it to the ticket counter. Ugh. Almost a full jackson later, I was spinning up the spiral for their latest exhibit entitled Russia!.

It was actually a great exhibit. I've never been a fan of early Russian art, but there were tons of pieces I enjoyed from other periods. Near the very end, I caught a tiny triptych of pieces by Francisco Infante-Arana that were amazing.

I emerged from the Wright masterpiece to a sunny, perfectly cool day. A couple of books by Nabokov in hand, I headed into Central Park to explore. Almost an hour later, having traversed almost 3/4 the length of the park, I found a series of rocks near the southern end to tackle my two books. Some significant sunshine later, Helena called to tell me her meetings were over.

Because of bad traffic, we ended up approaching MoMA with only an hour left to go before closing time. One quick look at the price tag left us numb, so we retreated to the safety of the design shop across the street where Helena, with expert eyes, picked out something interesting: a glasses case. I looked it over, noticed that it was the same color scheme as my car's interior, and then discovered it was no ordinary case. Instead, it was a jacob's ladder! Combined with Helena's earlier purchase of comfortable shoes, we were prepared to stroll back to the vehicle. On our way north, we happened to run into an old college friend who was going to tutor a kid in music. He seemed somewhat skeptical of our explanation for why we were in NYC, when I lived in the district and Helena was showing the west-coast some love, but it was good to see him regardless. Even in a big city, you can always run into someone you know.

Once we'd changed into our evening attire, we walked down Madison Avenue to find an establishment to eat. Luckily, we avoided several tempting prospects, eventually setting on one particular one with good ambiance and reasonable prices. Some tasty Italian food later, we rolled out with a black-and-white cookie and some ice cream. A perfect ending to a perfect day.

Of course, there was still the matter of the four-hour drive home, but some caffeinated products later, we were back in the district. The less crowded, less-smoky, less-fashionable, less-expensive, less-ostentatiously-rich, less represented capital city of America.

posted at: 2005-09-22 15:34:07 with 2 comments

Ruben, once again, is hilarious:

the blame game cartoon

I might have added "San Francisco has disastrous earthquake" as a card, but the t-bill/china one is good too.

posted at: 2005-09-22 11:29:54 with 0 comments

Is this really still considered news to anyone?

posted at: 2005-09-22 11:00:21 with 1 comments

A 27 year old soldier fighting with the Vermont Army National Guard was killed yesterday fighting in Iraq. While searching as best I could to make sure it wasn't my old teammate, who joined the Guard to ski biathlon, I came across his brother's blog. It's worth reading.

posted at: 2005-09-20 20:13:35 with 2 comments

This article in Salon is tripe.

As usual, it advances the now cliched trope of "there aren't enough available single men in X urban area". I'm tempted to simply quote from The Last Boy Scout and say the girl needs to "get a dog". But in reality, the author herself manages to find some other author to help back up her ludicrously elaborate paranoiac theory of dating. So I have to do a little more digging. Consider grafs like this one:

I have a sense that particularly in New York -- though I'm sure it exists this way in Boston and in San Francisco -- there is a super-abundance of attractive, intelligent young women whom a man is very unlikely to be worthy of, who nevertheless set a higher value on him than he sets on them. This makes any sort of decision very difficult. Because to constantly be exposed to people whom you are unworthy of to begin with, yet who want you more than you want them, is confusing.

That assumption, that generally young men are unworthy of their female counterparts, is certainly in your book. I would get hanged for saying it, but there's an uncomfortable truth there.

Um, no. The entire premise of this story is that there aren't enough available "good" guys. To then use that premise to discover "a sense" that there are more hot women than men in the city is begging the question.

In reality, I find it always curious that articles such as these assume the following tenets:

  1. men are, somehow, not making correct decisions when it comes to relationships
  2. a large majority of attractive, intelligent, successful women are single because of said decisions
  3. therefore, most women are inherently settling if they end up with a man

The problem, of course, is not with tenet #1. I'm perfectly willing to accept that a large body of men make boneheaded decisions about relationships. But #2 is where the train veers off the tracks. Because most of the idiotic relationship decisions men make have to do with:

  • cheating on a girlfriend with a hotter person
  • wanting to cheat on a girlfriend with a hotter person
  • dumping a girlfriend because she's not hot enough

Notice a common theme? Now let's examine the final bit of the story. The (female) author's thoughts are in bold:

Well, let's not overdo it. I don't think this historical crossover is a done deal. What we're talking about is very much in process; these shifts may just be working themselves out. For all our generalizations, I'm speaking very specifically, about my peers who live in New York City and at 30 are almost all single. It's possible that I just have really unmarriageable friends.

But probably not.

No, probably not, in that they are hot and successful: desirable by commonly held human standards. But I don't think my stoic female friends don't acknowledge injustice or pain. They just process it in a traditionally female mode -- by talking about it. It's like they transform that chatter into a fuel that men don't have.

Hmm. You see, I have less trouble imagining men behaving like cads to women who are intelligent and successful. Because, of course, said women could be unattractive. But the author herself negates that possibility, so of course it cannot be true, right?

Oddly, men in this universe are being critiqued for being not shallow enough when it comes to the women. "Look at us: we're desirable!" seems to be the statement of the author. Of course though, for all we know, the author and her social circle could be rich, snobby, unattractive and boring. They'd still, of course, complement each other, which would lead all to wonder why men were not interested.

In the end, I think most men aren't put off by highly successful women. Or attractive women. Or the bizarre possibility that they could never have to settle (sheesh, I'm taking a trip to New York tomorrow! seriously, I am!) if only they were in an urban center. Men are surprisingly good at judging aesthetics. And they are surprisingly bad at empathy. None of these traits affects their capacity for commitment or ability to juggle a relationship and work. Simply having a decent relationship resume isn't enough for a man: you have to have some sort of spark, something that cannot be forced.

posted at: 2005-09-20 14:40:33 with 5 comments

Arrrr. The Half-Crazed Capn Bush of the America be sailin' his ship into uncharted waters with dangerous shoals. His navigator be down with scurvy and the men be restless. The capn's solution? Go dig up more booty! To bad he be fresh out of treasure, but they don't call him half-crazed for nuttin.

posted at: 2005-09-19 11:49:53 with 0 comments

Avast, me hearties!

'Tis a fine day for making sail across this accursed sea of concrete. Ye be needin' to carry the black spot with you and greet any swash-buckling buccaneers with a hearty "Arrrr" to make sure no scurvy land lubbers are about. For today belongs to us pirates!

posted at: 2005-09-19 11:16:29 with 5 comments

The weekend is finally here...and with it, I believe, the end of my moving process. I am looking forward to:

  1. no more moving
  2. unpacking
  3. setting up directv and tivo
  4. picking up helena from the airport
  5. preparing for Talk Like A Pirate Day on monday
  6. much needed sleep
  7. steaks!
  8. very tiny gifts
  9. much needed sleep

Time to dust off your eye-patches, everyone!

posted at: 2005-09-16 16:03:39 with 0 comments

I don't know why I was doing this, as I should be listening to Chinese homework, but I was scanning the "men seeking women" personals ads on Craigslist, and ran across this guy, with these two (among many) requirements:

  • You aren't a believer in a religion that involves gods, unless it's for entertainment value.
  • You like cats.

Something about the juxtaposition of those two requirements just struck me as odd. So I guess I'll be staying single for just a bit longer....

posted at: 2005-09-15 21:42:47 with 1 comments

If you read one article today, read this one about the New Orleans Convention Center. I didn't know, until today, that there were armed troops at the convention center, doing nothing.

Tragic.

posted at: 2005-09-15 13:52:19 with 0 comments

This is just too hilarious. Here we go:

bush bathroom break note

Yes. He's asking for permission to take a bathroom break. Ha!

posted at: 2005-09-15 11:33:22 with 0 comments

I'm presently taking some classes at Georgetown, which is - in many ways - quite a different institution than my alma mater. The most readily apparent difference is that of the student bodies. Georgetown is full of healthy, wealthy American-style coeds. As I am not involving myself socially on the campus at all, I can't really judge the G'town student body in any way other than by their appearance and by a limited number of personal experiences, one of which is recounted below:

I'm studying in the student center, where it is fairly quiet. It seems to be mostly grad students and upper classmen studying and eating. A guy wearing a grey Georgetown Track shirt, lemon-yellow shorts, and flip-flops walks past me. He doesn't really look like a runner. Suddenly I hear him start a phone conversation. Loudly. The cadence of his voice is so strident that I can't really read anymore, and the room small enough that it's difficult to avoid listening to the entire conversation. Allow me to recreate the 'discourse' (seeming to consist almost entirely of his talking and the person on the other end of the phone -- and the entire Leavey Student Center -- listening):

"Yeah dude, what's up? Yeah, yeah, just, you know, hangin' out .. you know! Yeah, man, somehow I ended up with a girlfriend again, yeah, I know, I must be, like, a girlfriend-magnet or something. I must be wearing a [tarp?] saying like 'this man will date you' or something. Yeah, I know, but I mean, whatever. So this one, I mean, she's cool, she went to Exeter, you know, the school, from New Hampshire, mom's French, dad's a pilot, speaks four languages, so she's awesome. Really cool. .. She's a ballerina. So she's flexible .. flexible, man, think about it .. you know what I'm saying, man, FLEXIBLE, you know? Bendy, use your imagination, FLEXIBLE [laughs.] Oh yeah, her name's [says loudly first & last name.] So she's fun, she's crazy, good, you know, good hook-up, I mean, this girl is WILD I mean CRAZY ... "

At this point I get up, because obviously I'm not going to get any more work done here. I'm not listening with the same level of attentiveness as I walk away, but the conversation seems to have degraded into his telling specific anecdotes about times when she called him "totally wasted" because she's "like totally crazy!" I also recall some mention of the quality of her breasts tossed in for good measure.

I especially loved how the first detail about this one he gave was that she went to Exeter (the school!) Following that were essentially breeding statistics.

I wasn't sure at the moment whether to be really irritated at the interruption, or really appreciative of the comic relief.

Go Hoyas!

posted at: 2005-09-14 14:01:41 with 0 comments

On a lighter note, I wanted to announce that I will be in DC, for a limited time only, early next week. I will be working and my schedule's pretty full, but I'm thinking I will end up at Buffalo or someplace on Sunday evening, so if anyone is interested in dropping by for a Helena viewing, I'd be excited to see you!

posted at: 2005-09-14 13:52:00 with 0 comments

Once again, the boys at Mac Hall take same time out from their comic to give me news I'm happy (in the "newcasters are actually doing their jobs" sense of the word) to read.

posted at: 2005-09-13 09:39:28 with 0 comments

So my mini is now green and grey, courtesy a little driving trip Jenna and I took the other evening. Where did we go? Well, we went all over:

image of driving trip

The key moment came here where I made a mistake. Thinking we were driving eastward, I decide to take a right on river road rather than a left, to help us go "south". Of course, we were already going south so we ended up going west, turning into a extremely dusty unpaved back road and feeling the temperature drop below 60.

posted at: 2005-09-12 16:00:13 with 0 comments

Wow. Koizumi slaughtered the rebels.

posted at: 2005-09-12 14:12:28 with 0 comments

There's an interesting piece in Time about Katrina. The best part is that it exposes the naked political nature of the administration. One such example:

The Katrina recovery plan, meanwhile, is expected to evolve. "Where's the Cathedral speech?" a friend asked in frustration a dozen days after Katrina hit, referring to Bush's address at the Washington National Cathedral on Sept. 14, 2001, when he asked "almighty God to watch over our nation and grant us patience and resolve in all that is to come."

It's coming, Bush's aides promise. And so are other big gestures. Aides say he is waiting until demonstrable progress is being made in the recovery of bodies and the delivery of checks. The solemn address is likely to link Katrina to the challenge of 9/11, as Bush has already started doing, and deliver his plan to deal with the aftermath and his reasons for being optimistic about the future of the Gulf Coast.

Katrina and 9/11 are linked. How, you ask? Well, because since September 11th, 2001, we've had four years to plan for a major terrorist attack on American soil. We've had plenty of time to run through different scenarios, almost all of which involve a panicked populace, the need for rapid evacuation and the need for qualified first responders and aid to be moved to a dangerous area to provide relief. The lesson of 9/11 is this: be prepared. The lesson of Katrina is that we wasted the past four years insofar as first responders and aid were concerned.

What bothers me is that many people think local and state officials should've done more, when it was obvious that the flood itself was hampering their efforts. Without effective communications, they couldn't respond. In the event of a series of explosions, or a dirty bomb, or a chemical attack, local emergency crews will be overwhelmed. That's why it's so vitally important that the national government step in to save the day.

So I'm a little disappointed that Bush will try to link Katrina and 9/11, because if he did so honestly, he'd have to admit his key failure: wasting the past couple of years with no adequate plan for another disaster on American soil. Because he won't say this, he can only link the hurricane to the terrorist attacks in another way, a disingenuous way, a way that ultimately, will connect to Iraq. And that's something I think the American people will see through for the naked, self-serving lie that it is.

The people of New Orleans didn't need a flowery, emotional speech three days after the hurricane hit. They needed buses, fresh water, food, gas and electricity. Showing leadership isn't about making speeches or "gestures". It's about delivering results. It's time to elect Democrats for a simple reason: we can make our government work properly, by the people, for the people.

posted at: 2005-09-12 10:24:17 with 0 comments

The current Track You Should Be Listening to Right Now is TV on the Radio's "Dry Drunk Emperor." TVOTR are always good, but inspired by the failure of leadership that has been so evident lately, they really outdo themselves on this song. It's sad and propulsive and somehow heartening. As they say in their dedication, "in the absence of a true leader we must not forget that we are still together" and "the human heart is our new capitol."

posted at: 2005-09-11 11:06:59 with 1 comments

It was silly enough that an event supposedly designed as a memorial to the Pentagon victims of the September 11th attacks is going to be called the America Supports You Freedom Walk. Now this news makes the name inapposite in an entirely new way:

Officers are prepared to arrest anyone who joins the march or concert without a credential and refuses to leave, said Park Police Chief Dwight E. Pettiford.

posted at: 2005-09-09 21:27:52 with 1 comments

I've never been a huge fan of Macs (who knew that if you controlled/locked down every aspect of a product you could make it work super smoothly but also be super expensive?) but today, I found something that stood out for anyone who likes to talk about UIs.

It's the new ITunes announcement from the perspective of B.M. You have to read it.

Brushed Metal: What do you think I mean? The Special Event. It starts in 30 minutes and no one has called me yet. I’ve been calling Steve’s office all morning, they won’t take my calls. Are they yanking iTunes 5?

Mike: Uh…

Go enjoy it all.

posted at: 2005-09-09 14:41:00 with 1 comments

All work and no play and two and a half hours of sleep make edward a dull boy. All work and no play and two and a half hours of sleep make edward a dull boy. All work and no play and two and a half hours of sleep make edward a dull boy. All work and no play and two and a half hours of sleep make edward a dull boy. All work and no play and two and a half hours of sleep make edward a dull boy. All work and no play and two and a half hours of sleep make edward a dull boy.

posted at: 2005-09-09 13:15:16 with 0 comments

My god. Have we sunk this low?

In ancient Rome, all a Roman citizen had to do, anywhere, was notify local officials of his citizenship, and he was instantly entitled to certain rights. He was instantly immune from the death penalty, unless he was accused of treason. Interestingly enough, this created a novel situation where people could be accused of treason and then executed, without a trial, simply by order of the consul, if martial law had been declared.

That's what happened to Cicero. He executed a group of people during martial law, and thereafter lived in fear for his transgression, namely, of executing Roman citizens without a trial.

President Bush is no Cicero.

posted at: 2005-09-09 11:20:45 with 0 comments

Maybe you didn't know. Maybe you were asleep. Regardless, I'm over 3/4 of the way through moving to a new house. Hence the extremely light posting. The bad news is that the move itself has been super-painful. The good news is that the new house is amazing. As soon as I'm setup, I'll post some new pix to the site.

Okay, back to work. Then more moving. It never ends...

posted at: 2005-09-08 17:11:55 with 0 comments

For the simple facts, just check out this timeline.

posted at: 2005-09-07 12:10:05 with 0 comments

Simply craven.

I am disgusted.

posted at: 2005-09-07 11:24:43 with 0 comments

Ok so Dwight made an excellent point and Ed has been posting about it, Katrina. This is all very sad and I feel bad, but what am I supposed to do? People say "You can send money to help", well I just got my property tax last week and I am figuring out how I am going to pay for that, so what do you do? People are like you should take advantage of life, umm hi I have a mortgage, what do you do? I think Dwight is right just keep doing what you do.

posted at: 2005-09-06 12:37:24 with 1 comments

Okay, they know it's bad policy. They know it's bad politics. So why do the feds keep delaying helping the victims of Hurrican Katrina?

posted at: 2005-09-06 10:59:24 with 0 comments

Read Olbermann.

And most chillingly of all, this is the Law and Order and Terror government. It promised protection — or at least amelioration — against all threats: conventional, radiological, or biological.

It has just proved that it cannot save its citizens from a biological weapon called standing water.

He's the only reason to watch MSNBC, ever.

posted at: 2005-09-06 10:36:22 with 0 comments

This is going to get worse. Katrina is awful. It's tragic. And I don’t want to diminish Katrina for a second.

But when you look back...maybe not by 2010...maybe not by 2015...but soon, certainly by 2050, we are going to see more Katrinas...more gas spikes...more looting. 9/11 made us part of the world. We are now Israel and the U.K. Katrina makes us part of nature. We are now the Philippines, Sri Lanka, India...

1900-2000 (or more accurately, 1917-2001) was the American Century. This is the World Century. We are running out of resources. We are running out of space. We are running out of boundaries...cushions...comforts... The world is a very small place, and luck, safety, and security are in short supply. Katrina is only the start.

I walked to work today. I've been meaning to for months...and have done it a few times, just not regularly. But today I walked. And I don't think for a minute that makes me special, or a hero, or different—I'm still a lazy, wasteful man, and I saved maybe a dime's worth of gas. Next week, I’m hoping to meet Ed for cocktails, and tonight I plan to drink and dance and watch TV like I would on any weekend. 9/11 barely touched me, and Katrina is only touching my wallet (God willing; I do have distant relatives down there, so I may be wrong).

But I really wanted to go for a walk today, and want to keep doing so. Today I walked, thankful I wasn't swimming, and mindful that it's likely...in my lifetime...that I will be. There are more hurricanes—actual and metaphorical—on the horizon.

(Thanks for SJL, a former suitemate of Ed's, for the second link.)

posted at: 2005-09-02 15:08:50 with 0 comments

I went to the local DC For Democracy emergency meeting last night. Why the emergency?

Well, it turns out there's a big "bring the troops home" rally going down in a few weeks. And a couple weeks ago, someone had the bright idea to ask DC4Dem to "endorse" the rally. Not to go, or participate, but just to "endorse" it.

Evidently this idea, introduced weeks ago, grew so contentious that they had to schedule the emergency meeting just to clear it off the table. One one side were those who claimed the rally was "about peace" and on the other were those who said DC4Dem wasn't in the business of endorsing rallies in the first place. (Typically, we endorse progressive candidates, not protests.)

The pro-rally folks kept insisting the rally was for a good cause. Well, let's examine what the site itself says:

Stop the War in Iraq

End Colonial Occupation from Iraq to Palestine to Haiti

Support the Palestinian People’s Right of Return

Stop the Threats Against Venezuela, Cuba, Iran & North Korea

U.S. out of the Philippines

U.S. out of Puerto Rico

Bring all the troops home now

Stop the Racist, anti-Immigrant and anti-Labor Offensive at Home

Defend Civil Rights

Military Recruiters out of our schools & communities

Hmm. Some rather broad goals. And what's the "single message" they kept talking of? Item #7 on a list of 10 different goals? That's not a grand unified message, that's a list of demands.

The meeting itself was frustrating, because the people on the pro-rally side seemed to think those of us on the other side were either

  1. anti-peace
  2. establishment tools
  3. aiding the Bush Administration

while those on our side seemed to think the rally folks were

  1. stupid hippies
  2. going to reduce our organization to irrelevance
  3. wasting valuable time on an event that would do no good

After almost everyone in the room spoke, we voted, and in the end, prevailed, by a single vote.

That's right: one vote made the difference. (Let's just say it was mine, for the sheer novelty of the fact that if Gwyn hadn't called me in the middle of Tuesday Salon, from Ohio, to tell me to go to the meeting, I probably wouldn't have attended.)

This morning I realized that the months I've taken off from DC4Dem have been bad. Why? Well, because my anger at the idiots who showed up in force last night (and many of whom regularly attend the meetings) was misplaced. Instead of focusing on how those people keep acting in a counterproductive manner, I should really focus on getting the requisite number of people to do some good instead.

Last night, one by one, strangers got up and argued for the rally. After each one, one of my friends would stand up and argue against the endorsement. Every single person I knew was on my side. It got me thinking again about the generational gap between the younger Dean supporters and the older ones. Those of us who started out with DC For Dean who were fairly young joined for a variety of reasons. The older ones, however, seemed motivated exclusively by the war. Those of us last night who were against the endorsement also kept pointing out that a protest doesn't make a difference. Hell, if 25 million people protested before the war and Bush went ahead and invaded anyway, why would he care now?

I'm just glad I'm on the right side, with the right people, fighting the right battles. We need to elect more progressives to higher office. Next week, when the regular meeting convenes, we'll focus on helping candidates win state office in Virginia. Now that's a worthy focus. For all the lofty talk of "peace" and "justice", I'd much rather be in the trenches with the people doing some good rather than grandstanding.

posted at: 2005-09-01 12:36:23 with 0 comments

Go to this website and get your free credit report, thanks to our government. Sure, they'll charge you for the credit scores if you want them too, but it's still a good deal either way. And because you can space out each request (the law in question mandates that consumers get a free report every 12 months from each agency), you can request one from Transunion today, then in four months get your free report from Experian, and then four months later get your Equifax report, and then back to Transunion and so on. There is only one problem with this method, which I'll detail below.

As expected, my credit score took a slight tumble from my car purchase and the numerous hard-credit checks that process entailed. But hopefully a year out, it will be significantly higher because of the addition of an installment credit package. That leaves only two remaining areas in which to improve my score, namely, the length of time I've had credit, and the lack of any "premium" bank card accounts.

Now, I'm not even sure what a premium bankcard account is. I would assume it refers to some sort of platinum card offered by a bank for a fee. Obviously, I'm not going to pay money to borrow it. And the length of time argument is something I cannot control except to ensure that my longest lasting credit card never gets canceled. (Despite it being a worthless VISA card with no rewards run by the idiots at MBNA.)

When I checked my score from Transunion, though, I was surprised. Instead of going down, it had jumped up! Elated, I looked closer and discovered that Transunion had, oddly, decided to alter their FICO formula so that it ranged from 400-925, instead of the industry standard of 300-850. Consequently, even though my score went up from 776 to 841, my actual percentile went down: I had scored better than 87% of the population originally, but now I was down to 80%.

So if you do space out your requests, be sure to check the percentage numbers and the score. Since both will vary from one place to another, (and , in the case of Transunion, from one month to another!), it's best to focus on your overall picture.

The FICO-folks actually have some interesting statistics and some distribution charts all about credit scoring. It turns out I'm right in the middle, in terms of average credit score. Then again, all I have to do is wait out the clock and I should move back up into the top group.

posted at: 2005-09-01 11:32:33 with 0 comments

Last night was the final Tuesday Salon.

I feel somewhat down about its demise, especially as I began to meet more new and varied people over the past couple of months.

But we had a good run, overall. I cannot think of a similar concept anyone has ever done in DC. Best to end it before it got out of control...

posted at: 2005-08-31 23:47:48 with 0 comments

This site is the best site I've been to in weeks. Basically, it lets you download a small program which you can then use to design any sort of item you desire in its CAD software, at which point it tells you how much it would cost to make it. So far I've designed:

  • a $500 sushi plate
  • a $2 regular plate
  • a $200 box

Go to town!

posted at: 2005-08-31 11:36:22 with 0 comments

Could it be? See Chipotle.

posted at: 2005-08-30 19:18:37 with 2 comments

The weekend was very fun. Not enough time today to detail it all. Hopefully tomorrow.

Speaking of tomorrow, the very last Tuesday Salon kicks off at the playground at 6 in the post meridiem. Be there!

posted at: 2005-08-29 18:52:00 with 0 comments

I'm almost out of time!

Yes, the perfect present for a particular person cannot be located. So I'm going to you, trusty readers, to see if any of you can track down a way to purchase a genuine Bad Andy doll. Don't know who Bad Andy is? Perhaps this will refresh your memory...

posted at: 2005-08-26 17:14:06 with 0 comments

So Mayor Williams now has his own blog.

I think it's a great idea: getting communication back between citizens and their government can only be a good thing. Best of all, Tony sounds like a totally ordinary person: it's the most unscripted blog of a prominent politician I've ever seen. Let's excerpt a few sentences to show you what I mean:

Generally speaking, I will try to be cogent and consistent. By this I mean: first, providing you observations you can’t find elsewhere in over 100,000 pages of the website; and second, stating the same, take your pick – distinctive or disgusting comments regardless of the audience and the circumstances. You should know my position on an issue, whether you agree with it or not. Blasé press releases will not a …YODA!

See, he made a yoda-reference earlier...and, yeah, you get it.

Second, the blog is not a service request line. Then again, I’m a public servant and you’re the boss and you can use blog for whatever damn thing you like. And you can expect me to refer service requests to the proper agencies for disposition. I’ll also give you a comment on the policy implications of your request. You say jump and I’ll ask how high.

But it would be really helpful if you would call 727-1000, or write dc.gov. Get a tracking number. And if the service isn’t helpful, let me know by sharing with me your tracking number. Giving me information on what, where, why and how is helpful. Making an expressive but not very helpful comment on ignorant public officials or employees isn’t.

I’ve got to run to a reception. Chew on this and fire back with righteous indignation or comforting, supportive comments and I’ll be back later with more. And…answers to some of your comments.

Tony says damn. Tony talks about the prime directive. Tony rocks!

It's simply brilliant. Go head over there and check it out. Leave a comment. There are still some bugs, but it's a great idea.

posted at: 2005-08-25 17:01:31 with 3 comments

So last night I'm hanging out with Fincher & Co, having just enjoyed a tasty burger after an atrocious wait to sit outside at Cafe Deluxe in Tyson's Corner. I'm showing the car off, and we pull up to the stoplight, and distracted by the process of sending gum and candy around, I barely notice the Z3 roadster next to me. (I'm guessing it was a Z and not an M)

The light turns green and the guy hits the accelerator. Hard. Annoyed, I slam mine down as well (not all the way, because I've left the stability control on and the last thing I wanted to do was have the computer cut my engine power) and by the time he looks over, I've already redlined in first gear and well in front of him. By the time I'm through the second gear, I can hear his engine speed up some more (I guess he didn't really go all the way off the light) but by then I've redlined again and am in third gear, and he's not even close.

By this point, it's clear he cannot catch me. A car in front of me is executing a poorly timed double-lane change so I slam on the brakes, and watch the idiotic Z driver scream by the two of us at 70+ miles an hour. Nice try, bozo! When we pull up to the next stoplight, I'm a little ahead of him, but just for my personal edification, I click off the stability control and burn a bit of rubber before taking off into the starlit backroads of McLean.

If it was an M, the guy was the world's worst driver. If it was a Z, he was still a lousy driver, but there was no way his car could've caught mine anyway. It's the little 1.6 liter engine that could...

posted at: 2005-08-25 12:00:33 with 0 comments

The next-to-last Tuesday Salon went well, although I imagine cleaning up this evening will be no fun at all. If you didn't manage to make it out, definitely try to make the final one next week.

Fortunately, the perfect weather has continued to hold, which has made the last three incredibly busy days at work tolerable.

But enough frivolity...I really want to know what Fincher thinks about the draft constitution for Iraq, or , even more importantly, what you think about the new panda names.

Hua Sheng (pronounced HwaH-SHUng), which means China Washington, and also magnificent, according to FONZ.

Sheng Hua (pronounced SHUng-HwaH), which means Washington China, and also magnificent.

Tai Shan (pronounced Tie-SHON), which means peace mountain.

Long Shan (pronounced lohng-SHON), which means dragon mountain.

Qiang Qiang (pronounced chee-ONG chee-ONG), which means strong, powerful.

I guess I'm going to have to vote for Long Shan...

posted at: 2005-08-24 16:50:48 with 0 comments

The brand new A List Apart is now up. It's a great redesign, with only a few flaws. Go check it out!

posted at: 2005-08-23 14:29:46 with 0 comments

My lunch break will be profitably spent:

  1. assembling a tasty roast beef sandwich from scratch
  2. transporting said sandwich to the pond area outside my office
  3. consuming said sandwich along with a tasty "nirvana-in-a-can" caffeine free diet dr pepper
  4. reading about the early days of LBJ as a congressman thanks to mr. caro
  5. bulking up on vitamin d thanks to that exploding ball of gas 1 au away
  6. enjoying the delightfully cool weather

Time to start!

posted at: 2005-08-23 12:28:07 with 0 comments

The past two mornings have been fantastic mr. toad-tastic driving days. Blue skies. Low 70s. Coming back from the beach should've been hard, but it's difficult to stay down when the weather is so nice outside. It doesn't hurt to have an office with a huge window, either.

Today, in case you haven't already heard, is the second-to-last, the penultimate, if you will, Tuesday Salon. So if you haven't been by for the last couple, you definitely need to come this week or next. The weather should help with four-square, and with cooking as well.

Now back to piled up work...

posted at: 2005-08-23 10:12:45 with 0 comments

werkz advice: read it!

rather than bore you with a snarky review of the latest Harry Potter novel (no, Jill, reading said material didn't cause me to vomit, as you so wittily pointed out while recommending this tnr snoozefest review) I think I'll let the good folks over at qwantz tell it like it is.

thus, the greatest Harry Potter review ever. Warning: spoilers ahead!

posted at: 2005-08-22 12:34:05 with 0 comments

I'm back. Rather than write a lengthy review of what happened in the past week, I think I'll save that for my lunch break. Here's the quick-and-dirty media summary of the past seven days.

Books I read:

Media I watched:

Okay, back to work. Plenty of e-mails and problems to tackle this morning.

posted at: 2005-08-22 10:08:40 with 0 comments

Since we don't have Ed giving the play-by-play on his life, I'll give the report on mine...

Halfway through this crazy week, I still feel as though maybe I need to go sit in a padded room for a while until the craziness subsides. It all started Sunday night, when Reese's friend Mariposa wet our bed and Reese himself had an upset tummy. The next morning, I was tired from being up much of the night with Reese and I missed my bus because I was standing helpless on the other side of the street while the light refused to change. Yes, once I shook off the first bit of frustration, I was singing "Manic Monday" in my head, blaming it on the train that the bus was already there.

So work was tame. Busy, but tame. I had dinner plans with a colleague from our DC office, and I got my biggest grant proposal of the year out the door. All was good...Manic Monday had been defeated. Until I fell down the stairs at the BART (Metro) station on my way home. Pain, bruises, emotional trauma. Some of you may recall that I don't even drink anymore...this was pure sober clumsiness and hurt like hell. This is also the second time I have fallen down the stairs in the last few months, although the last time was just a couple steps, not a full set. My bruises are still blooming.

Yesterday was calm, but included a frenzy of apartment cleaning to rival the old pre-party days at the dredwerkz. I didn't have Ed and Brad to fight with, but more importantly, I didn't have Brad to do silly things like organize the DVDs or polish the grommets on the mirror. The reason for my sudden flurry of domesticity? Kristen is visiting and she's staying with me tonight! She is the first dredwerkzian (or peripheral dredwerkzian) to visit. I think Kristen is the right nickname, but Ed will correct if I'm wrong.

This morning I stopped in a cafe near work for a latte, because I was feeling a little down in the protein department and needed a soytastic boost. The cafe had been gutted and everything was a dollar while they settle in under new management. Nice.

Now, I just need to find inspiration to write about the Anacostia for the hundredth time. Filthy river; government agencies that don't want to fix it; give us money so that we can sue the bastards. The final product has to be a little more compelling than that, though. I need a muse.

posted at: 2005-08-17 14:11:44 with 0 comments

So, tomorrow morning I am going to once again throw everything I own in my car (minus what the movers took - ask me if you want to hear a funny story about movers) and this time, head south instead of north. As of Monday morning, I will have a "real" job for the first time since March 1, 2002. That was a long time ago. I am already thinking of the things I am going to buy once I have money again. So far I have:

  1. Code-free DVD player.
  2. Russian (and German) DVDs (and CDs and books).
  3. Some kind of trendy bag I can take to work that's in-between a briefcase and a purse. Suggestions would be appreciated.
  4. A new cell phone (because everyone agrees that I need one).
  5. Clothes.

I also have to remember what I owe the people who read this blog. So far I remember: dinner someplace nice for Edward, drinks someplace nice for Brad, chicken wings at Hooters for Ron, and Dwight, I think I owe you $20 from somewhere.

So that's it. Time to start packing, and time to get off the computer before my mom starts reading over my shoulder again. Wish me luck, and see you soon...

posted at: 2005-08-16 21:51:50 with 0 comments

Apparently, the revolution will in fact be televised.

I'm assuming this is a joke, but if it's not, I can't wait for the debates.

The real risk is that Kevin Pollack and Jay Mohr would start prank-calling world leaders, and nobody would be able to tell the difference.

posted at: 2005-08-15 12:14:39 with 0 comments

I'm outta here! Please post in my absence, guys...

posted at: 2005-08-13 09:31:38 with 0 comments

Okay, in a few hours I'm going to be signing off, and then I'll be hitting the beach. I hope that some of you guys, like Dwight below, will contribute to the site. The last time I asked for this, you guys came through big-time.

On a side note, something that always irks me is bad design by our side. Check out this logo for People for the American Way. Okay, now what exactly is that star supposed to be? Let's look at what it used to look like:

pfaw old logo

Nothing special. But visually, easy to represent. Now the new one:

pfaw new logo

What is that supposed to be on the star? It isn't until it's blown up that you can really see what it is:

big new pfaw logo

Or, rather, not. Any guesses? At first I thought it was an old school quill pen. But then what is the negative space that looks like a funky triangle about? Or the scribble? Or, really, any of it?

Perhaps, when I'm sitting on the beach tomorrow, I'll realize what it is. But I'm guessing I won't.

posted at: 2005-08-12 16:54:55 with 2 comments

So after lining up all my ducks in a hasty row, I was finally ready to prepare to hand off the reins for next week's Tuesday Salon. That's right: next week the inmates are taking over the asylum for the craziest salon ever.

Of course, in order to plan for such a momentous event, I had to prepare everything in advance, and that meant assembling the special foodstuffs required. Just like last time, there was no holding back last night as I traveled the backroads of Maryland to acquire the necessary goods. Some humid air, several gallons of gas and delightful conversations later, Cate and I finally made it back to the house with the boot stuffed to the gills with tasty treats.

From there, the evening appeared to be headed downhill. Upon our fashionably late arrival at sushi taro, we discovered that it was closed. Apparently our little excursion had taken too long. Then, at 10 o'clock, I remembered that a new oyster bar had opened up around the corner. A hop, skip and several jumps later, we entered the delightfully chilly interior of Hank's Oyster Bar which apparently is the brainchild of Jamie Leeds, the chef who used to bring in the folks to Helena's old part-time workplace. (And no, I don't mean Champps!)

Several sake-oyster shots later, we were dining on a couple of varieties of bivalves I cannot recall the names of, and enjoying every second of it. Hank's is definitely less divey than I prefer my beach-based-seafood-restaurants, but for a DC establishment, it set the perfect mood with cleanly designed slurp-friendly fun colors, walls and seating. It's the sort of place I imagine most budding restaurateurs would walk into and say "this is what I want my restaurant to feel like". Luckily for both Cate and myself, the oysters themselves were excellent and within minutes I had forgotten Hank's was our second choice. In the grand scheme of things, we caught the perfect wave at the perfect time, for had we been but a few minutes faster, we still would've been enjoying sake but might have missed a great restaurant. Sushi Taro, despite having excellent food, isn't the sort of place you walk into and think that one could return regularly. Hank's is.

Sadly the evening, as all eventually do, had to come to a close. But rest assured, the fruits of our labor will be happily consumed on Tuesday, and the invitation should go out shortly. So be prepared.

posted at: 2005-08-12 12:50:39 with 0 comments

It’s not 1997 any more.

To you this may be painfully obvious, but to me it came as something of a rude shock. Sure, I’ve watched the calendar years go by, but the implications of that passage of time didn’t hit me until I was in one of the Baltimore-Washington region’s best music stores†, The Sound Garden, and utterly failed to find the ska section. It just wasn’t there.

And when their amazing staff finally did point it out, wedged roughly with the reggae, the compilations I was looking for—compilations Forrest and I played for years on our respective shows; compilations I would handle and caress and ultimately put back into the racks, knowing I could pick them up another day; compilations I depended on—weren’t there. Amazon was scarcely more help—I wasn’t adding $20 for express shipping—and iTunes tended to be shaky on older albums (I could get Save Ferris’s “Mistaken,” but not “Under 21”).

1997 was suddenly a shockingly long time ago.

But no matter. A quick raid of my record collection, bolstered by a friend’s wife’s Trojan compilations and some select CDs from WMUC, and I was ready for my first club gig in the DC area, and my first non-college radio gig in five years. My roommate I. offered to drive, and his girlfriend L. and my faux-girlfriend†† E. came along for moral support, so I even had a posse comitatus††† to back me up.

NATION is on Half Street in Southeast, in a neighborhood just good enough that you can park your car but just bad enough you fret as you do so. The doormen fret too, apparently, as they patted us down as we went in††††, though they did let us all in for free, which was nice. Once through the gauntlet, we were inside, led on by the pounding rhythms.

I’ve been to NATION before—I’ve even been backstage, since I would go there with a friend back when she was in Rasputina—but I’d forgotten how big it is: two big rooms, plus a balcony, several bars, upstairs lounge, and an outside deck.

My friends, meanwhile, were shocked at our fellow patrons. In my effort to get my friends to show, I’d somewhat downplayed that Thursday at NATION is Goth night. Oh, I’d suggested (even as I put on all black, to be supplemented by a spangly silver vaguely-chainmail-looking shirt during the actual gig) that they needed to wear darker clothes, maybe club it up a little… but they ignored me, and I didn’t push the issue. So when they got there, only to be surrounded in a sea of leather, pleather, latex, buckles, straps, corsets, and lots and lots of black, they were somewhat surprised (and rightfully peeved at me) that I hadn’t given them more warning. Looking back, they were right; definitely my bad. Even feeling underdressed/surrounded by freaks, they did enjoy the people watching though—E., who had several priceless lines throughout the night†††††, marveled, “It’s like Halloween.”

I had to loiter awkwardly with my discs for ages until I found Sean R. (who I’d never met) and still later till everything was ready for us to go on. But eventually, by 10:30 or so the doors to the deck were opened and Sean started spinning punk and ska—quite a change from the industrial and dark trance going on inside. We made our way to the deck, where we were met by Dan L. (another WMUC DJ) and a beautiful friend of his. We talked a bit, sampled each other’s free drinks, and sweated a lot. Then Sean signaled me to go on.

Ah, ska. The offbeats. The bouncy rhythms. The brass sections. The brashness. The music where the only angst was about whether the genre itself was trendy, whether or not that was bad, and how long it would last (oh, yeah, and the requisite girl issues). The music for skanking to. The music that’s just flat out fun.

My set list probably won’t impress any real ska fans—mostly late 90s ska/ska-punk, with a dash of old school (mostly covers) and a bit of pop-punk (especially female-fronted) thrown in for good measure— but it did get people dancing, which was my only goal. One by one, the Goths trickled out…and amazingly, many of them stayed. People danced (especially Dan L. and his friend, who are my new heroes). . People sat and smoked, heads bobbing. And even the twirly-glow-stick kids†††††† from the trance room came out and carved arcs of neon green and pink in the air as they spun. And I got to bob above them in the booth for nearly an hour, picking tracks, sipping a ginger ale, and dancing all by myself.

Eventually, the next DJ (a nice guy named Steve who apparently had set the whole thing up) came out, and I closed up my gear. It would have been better form if I’d stayed longer, but I played the “I’m my friends’ DD” card and slipped away. But apparently the promoter came out during my set and was pleased, and I seemed to have had the best crowd (at least in the time I was there), so I count the night a success. Whether I get invited back is another story—I’m not holding my breath, but I don’t think it’s out of the question either. And, as Sean said when I was 15 seconds into my first Toots & The Maytals track, “You can get arrested right now, put away for life, and still say you DJed NATION.” Indeed.

I., it turned out, was sober, so he drove home. I sat next to him, letting his iPod play soft acoustic songs. Mostly, though, I was still thinking of offbeats and brass sections. I didn’t bring 1997 back, but for just under an hour, a small crowd of friends and strangers helped me remember what it felt like.

It felt like a shiny trombone. And that feels good.

(†) Why does D.C. have no good music stores? My D.C. friends all have to make pilgrimages to Fell’s Point to get to a store worth browsing in. (††) I always make it a policy to keep several cute girls who won’t kiss me around at all times. It keeps me humble. (†††) I’m too white for an un-hyphenated posse. (††††) Tip to first-time NATION-goers: don’t bring candy, pills, or anything the slightest bit suspect—it will get thrown out of have to go back to your car. Reëntry is also not an option. I don’t want to bite the hand that gigged me, but be warned that the door people are a bit…brusque. (†††††) Not long after, she said, “What kind of people are into this?” I replied, pointing to a woman strolling by, “Well, her name is B.; she dances with fire.” E.: “Wait, you know these people?” Me: “Well, I am Dwight.” Actually, B. was the only person I knew in the whole club; I’d seen her fire-dance at a Burning Man parting at Baltimore and this spring’s Scantily Clad V, thanks to Jenna’s invite. (††††††) I’d earlier approached some of them, told them about my set, and said I’d dig it if they came outside when I went on. They kind of gave me the “OK, weirdo” look, but they ended up coming out anyway. (Perhaps I have B. to thank for that.)

posted at: 2005-08-12 11:32:23 with 4 comments

It's clearly the must-read article of the day. Very, very well done.

posted at: 2005-08-12 11:14:54 with 0 comments

Here's a list of things people who were driving super-large Dodge Ram pickups said to me in my mini while driving through Adams-Morgan yesterday:

  1. hey, where is the closest mini dealership?

I resisted the urges to say "it's hemi powered!" to all of them.

posted at: 2005-08-11 15:52:08 with 0 comments

Work has been crazy of late. And the combination of several factors have meant that in the last three months, I've managed to get a new car, job and home. My net worth has tumbled and recovered. My liquidity is all over the chart. In short, change is good.

Tuesday Salon was excellent this week. Plenty of fine french food, and enough cool air to finally keep the house at a decent temperature despite the ham-cooking that went on. Plus, the four-square that went on beforehand was tons of fun. People (including wacky little kids and even a crotchety old grandpa) were playing at a much higher level than a few weeks ago. Maybe they've been practicing on the weekends or something.

The best part was that while COG was playing four square, his four-year-old was running around through muddy puddles in the field nearby. When the kid came up, one of the COG's other grandsons pointed out "he's soaked" to which COG replied, yanking down the kid's pants, "well, it ain't his huggies, so he's fine" and sent him right back into the field. Hooray for old people!

posted at: 2005-08-11 15:47:25 with 0 comments

Dwight and I may disagree about this, but I feel that advertising, most of the time, does not work.

While trying to figure out how to hack the daily kos website to hide their ads, (the line "kill ads! subscribe now" led me to realize that it was possible to hack my way into a "subscription") I came up with a custom css user stylesheet that disables all blogads on the site. Then I started visiting other blogs and realized it knocked out most (no, google ads still work) image based blogads. Hooray!

Here's the lines you need to add to your default custom stylesheet called usercontent.css. Sure, you could customize it site-by-site, but this big tent works for them all.

.adstrip { display: none ! important; width: 0px ! important; } #ads { display: none ! important; width: 0px ! important; }

Boom. That's it! And yes, I know there's an extension that does this, but I like having the functionality under my control, not some wacky developer.

posted at: 2005-08-10 16:24:00 with 0 comments

Ed might want to start thinking about using his time at his job to start making us all a little richer. Just review the article and you will see that there is a lot of money in spam, and there is a lot of money in sueing people who spam you.

posted at: 2005-08-10 13:59:30 with 0 comments

This is just one of the coolest things I have ever heard of.

posted at: 2005-08-09 13:00:06 with 1 comments

So... here's the deal. I am moving back down to the metro DC area sometime next week, which means that a week from Friday I want to be able to go out and celebrate my own return... go to places I haven't been to, see people I haven't seen, spend money I don't really have yet but will soon (what else are credit cards for?) and generally bring back the element of fun to my life that's been missing for the past nine weeks of russian school (not that it hasn't been worthwhile... but....)

Details will be posted as events warrant... and I can't wait...

posted at: 2005-08-08 19:07:03 with 1 comments

a great day overall. highlights included:

  • a huge rainstorm causing the pond near my office to flood the area
  • i got my new business cards (they are not as cool as the ones i designed a few months ago but are still better than my old ones)
  • the internets are working again
  • using lists throughout the day

time to go to the busy portion of my evening.

posted at: 2005-08-08 18:00:04 with 0 comments

Things I did this weekend:

  • continued to avoid gardening in jungle outside house
  • deposited a thick layer of salt on my skin for two days straight
  • witnessed brad, inspired, burn through 1/4" of my tires after watching new dukes of hazzard movie
  • formally transplanted one party into another party (donor later rejected organ)

What did you do?

posted at: 2005-08-08 14:07:54 with 0 comments

I love the Washington Post. But the thoughts of style contributor Hank Stuever are right on the mark:

Why are we obsessed with the paper being too much, too large? Our counterparts at McDonalds, Google, iTunes, Comcast Digital, The Cheesecake Factory and Barnes & Noble have already learned: People do not complain because something is too big and they can't possibly read, listen to, watch or eat it all in one sitting. (American consumers so rarely seem to be saying this, except in newspaper focus groups. Otherwise, they seem to enjoy being overwhelmed.)

I have worked at newspapers that fretted, angsted and test-marketed all sorts of "news you can use" and entry points and time-savers. We added geegaws, rails, skyboxes, refers, breakouts, sidebars; we set the articles in ragged-right and whacked the living shit out of them. It helped not one bit, but this identity crisis ultimately created a paper you really could read in 10 minutes. And soon enough, it started to feel like something that wasn't worth the 50 cents they charge for it.

So I really do reach for my air-sickness bag when we start passing around prototypes of a redesigned A1 with rails and time-savers, and an AME wonders (in yesterday's critique) if it might be good idea execute a blanket reduction in story lengths. If we want to redesign the paper to make it look like the coolest thing on the planet, fine, that's an image crisis I can live with. I prefer that if we do, the aesthetic end result reminds me of walking into the Apple Store, and not of a bulletin board in a middle school social-studies classroom.

The Post needs to emphasize what it does well (politics & analysis) and then work harder at the areas it doesn't (foreign affairs and the WaPo editorials). But a much lengthier, in-depth Post that focus solely on hard news would clearly boost readership. These don't have to be dull: there are enough murders and mayhem in DC to fill the Metro section each day. Hell, people even kidnapped a nun here the other day.

So far, I think the WaPo has led the competition (LAT, NYT) on the technology front: there are more blogs, rss feeds and reader-feedback chats at the WaPo site than any other. In addition, their web-friendly linking system allows all WaPo articles to remain readable into the future, unlike the draconian measures other papers use to hide content. But although the web is great for certain things (like reader chats, breaking news and entertainment advice), it's clear that the hard copy of the paper can excel at others, namely, thoughtful analysis of news stories. These in-depth reports often take weeks to finish, but are well worth the effort, and cannot be reproduced on a short production cycle. If the paper is better at these, and the web is better at customized reader-response items, one might naturally assume that the direction the paper Post needs to move towards is one with lengthier stories that provide in-depth analysis instead of stories that are "tailored" to readers.

To take an example from today's site, do I want to know what to do with my money? Sure, of course I do. But such a feature should be only available online. If I want advice, I want it in real-time, not fashioned into a crude list wedged between two other business items. Instead, the business section should take a macro view of finance, and leave the individual suggestions to the website or (better still) to other sites like the motley fool.

This is not to knock personalization, but by focusing on tiny dividing lines (what people in MD vs VA want to hear) the WaPo misses the larger point, namely, that all readers want to see more hard news that affects all of their lives. Hopefully this critique process will let more people like Hank share that sentiment.

postscript: newspapers cannot look like the Apple Store. they should not try to...the worst stylistic thing the WaPo ever did was switch to color pictures on the front page

posted at: 2005-08-05 12:12:18 with 1 comments

Double wow. Wilson (whom Ed references below), is a nightmare. The Washington Blade has more info and a transcript of the original sermon (including the mp3 if you want to hear the filth for yourself). Check out how he blames black women making more money than black men for the breakdown in the African-American family. And part of his evidence for the rampant lesbianism? Because his son said, “Dad, I ain’t got nobody to take to the prom because all the girls in my class are gay. There ain’t but two of them straight and both of them are ugly.” Great kid.

And of course he’s not apologizing: “I ain’t got nothing to say to you. You don’t know us. Get off this phone. You don’t care about us, our people.” And the Millions More folk haven't repudiated him. Typical.

This man is a blight. His flock is to be pitied. And his supporters and any organization he's involved with should be left high and dry.

posted at: 2005-08-04 17:21:56 with 1 comments

Well I would like to make a formal invite to the peps of the Werkz to the Nats v. Dodgers tonight. Hopefully a number of folks will be attending but I can't say for sure right now. It is pretty informal I normally sit in sections 434 to 441. So I hope to see you there. If you would like to come a little early say 6:30ish I have beer and some hotdogs at my place across from Lot 6.

posted at: 2005-08-04 12:45:02 with 2 comments

It’s been a great summer for concerts here at Pop Smatters. We started of the summer with Eisley, who you’ll remember from previous PS installments. The Texas-based home-schooled Christians (yet amazingly, I’m still a fan!) rocked the 9:30 Club back in June. Not only was it a wonderful show, with airy, mellifluous vocals, but the band’s father/manager hung out and talked with us since he’d picked our corner of the balcony from which to videotape the event. I must also mention the 9:30 staff treated us like royalty—not only were the tickets free, but we also got free earplugs and employee prices on drinks. (It probably helps that only a month before half of them heard me give a tribute to 9:30 veteran and steadfast friend Eric L. at his wedding. Amazing what that does for one’s cachet…)

Rainer Maria—remind me to devote a whole column to them at some point—then came to the Ottobar. Most of the music was off their Long Knives Drawn album…not the songs I wanted to hear, but a great performance nonetheless. Denison Witmer opened (I was pleasantly surprised to realize I’ve played him on my show) but the headliner act Copeland was so generic we walked out. Unfortunately we then had tapas, proving that we were just as generic. Confidential to my beloved city of Baltimore: The tapas trend needs to die, and high heels don’t go with jeans, no matter how much you paid for them (the jeans or the heels). It’s called “summer”; wear a sundress or a skirt.

A few weeks later Tegan and Sara (another PS fave) brought great tunes and witty twin-centric banter to 9:30. It was very nice to hear how they tweaked songs for the live show without ruining them, including an ever-crescendoing version of “I Hear Noises.”

Baltimore’s Artscape (3 days of free music, god food, and interesting local art) was a lot of fun this year. Interracial and slightly nerdy Brooklyn hip-hop act 2 Skinnee J’s have returned from oblivion, and managed to get the crowd going despite record heats and their late afternoon set-time. We then made our way to the electronica stage, where Latin-based dance music kept us going most of the night.

Forrest then made an appearance, but sadly conflicting barbecues (and resulting mysterious illnesses) kept the pair of us from seeing O’Malley’s March (though I can report they were great last year) or Drive By Truckers. No matter, the night was spent in witty (if somewhat queasy) company.

But the real tragedy was that after two days of concerts and barbecues, I was simply too lazy to go see Shaggy. This turned out to be a resounding mistake; apparently he’s an incredible showman—funny, high energy, and he played all his hits, including the deliciously appalling “It Wasn’t Me” and the eponymous “Boombastic.” (I’m also apparently the only person in the world who didn’t go see Thievery Corporation this past weekend; apparently it was also good show.)

Blatant advertising: Those of you free tonight (at time of writing that is, which is Thursday, 8/4) should swing down to NATION, one of DC’s biggest dance venues. I tell you this for completely selfish reasons: yours truly is splitting a 90-minute ska/punk/rockabilly set out on the deck with another WMUC DJ (Sean R.) starting at 11. But you’ll want to come early, because there’s an open bar from 9 to 10, and if you come before 10 with a friend, you both get in for $3.50 each, instead of the usual $7 cover. And inside you’ll find the usual Thursday night mix of underground 80s, synthpop, goth, and industrial tunes. So come get your drink on, then find us out on the deck and skank the night away. This is the biggest venue I’ve ever spun in, so I’d love all the friendly faces I can get. Thanks!

posted at: 2005-08-04 11:35:53 with 0 comments

Wow. This is idiotic.

In his most recent Web posting, Wilson writes that teenage lesbianism is rampant in Washington and nationally, calling it "epidemic, endemic and pandemic in the Black community." He blames its spread on the fear of pregnancy and abusive men, as well as "same sex girls' gangs," which he says use threats and intimidation to lure other girls into the same-sex fold.

Lesbian gangs? Come on. An epidemic? Get real.

posted at: 2005-08-03 16:45:11 with 1 comments

Anyone who lives in a building with an elevator want to give this hack a try?

The designers of some elevators include a hidden feature that is very handy if you're in a hurry or it's a busy time in the building (like check-out time in a hotel). While some elevators require a key, others can be put into "Express" mode by pressing the "Door Close" and "Floor" buttons at the same time. This sweeps the car to the floor of your choice and avoids stops at any other floor. This seems to work on Most elevators that I have tried! Most elevators have the option for this to work, but on some of them the option is turned off by whoever runs them. This is a rather fun hack, so the next time you are on an elevator, give it a try, you have nothing to lose, And this concludes Hacking Elevators 101!

Elevators that have been tested and worked on: Otis Elevators (All But The Ones Made In 1992), Dover (Model Numbers: EL546 And ELOD862), And Most Desert Elevators(All, But Model Numbers ELD5433 And ELF3655) "

Well? I'm going to go try it in my office building right now.

update: it didn't work in my office building...

posted at: 2005-08-03 13:17:54 with 1 comments

This is a strange post, but I'm under so much pressure to post more, and then I realize my life is too lame to post more, and so you get this.

My friend, Mariposa the Dog's mom, is a graphic design student. For one of her projects last semester, she did an installation piece in which she recorded four women each describing a walk they were taking. My walk starts at the Dredwerkz, which is why I'm posting it. Then she played the audio tracks on a loop in a room where a shirt/top and shoes from each woman hung on the wall. Apparently, mine was the only one for which people matched correctly the outfit and voice/story with absolute certainty every time. But that wasn't really the point. It was more just a collection of very distinct personalities that all ended up being utterly, undeniably female.

It was me, our sex-crazed friend who makes me look so conservative but is too liberal to label me a prude, a tough chick from Philly who quite obviously views me as a skinny white girl utterly lacking in "soul", and a super-cute southern belle type who designs wedding invitations. My "outfit" was black knee-high boots, with a black cashmere V-neck, short tan trench, and silk scarf. Here's my story:

With a scrape and a click I lock the heavy wrought iron gate across the front door. The house is old, built in the late 1800s, but the plaque designating it as part of the national historic registry has been stolen. It’s that kind of neighborhood.

My walk from home in a part of town where broken glass and junk food wrappers typically litter the sidewalk, to a trendy neighborhood just off Dupont Circle will take me less than twenty minutes. It’s that kind of city.

I cross 11th Street and stroll down Vermont Avenue. My silk pencil skirt forces me to take shorter strides than I naturally would. It’s a great skirt. It’ll be wrinkled within ten minutes of leaving the house, but I love it anyway.

Garrison Elementary’s playground lies caged by chain-link fence to my right. A half boarded-up building rumored to be a crack house is on my left. A friend once sprained her ankle playing Frisbee on the uneven ground of the school playground. The yard is marred by trenches and divots. The kids are lucky to have grass, though. A coworker was once spotted visiting the boarded up building that might have been a crack house. I don’t know him well enough to decide whether that bolsters or debunks the rumor.

When I reach Logan Circle, I can feel the contradictions of a neighborhood on the borders of vastly different societies. One block east, a Chinese-chicken-wings-fast-food place and a liquor store. One block west, a vintage furniture dealer and a cozy coffee shop. Here in the park, drug dealers push their wares in a grassy, treed circle surrounded by restored rowhouses favored by the upscale gay community. I move west around the circle to Rhode Island Avenue. I know the lights of the circle well, so I know when it’s okay to go even if I don’t have a “walk” signal.

On the next corner is the coffee shop. Caribou Coffee is the latest upscale coffee chain to hit the city. Less ubiquitous than Starbucks and more friendly than Sparky’s just up the street, Caribou was designed to feel like a quaint ski lodge. Before Caribou was here, the storefront was a boarded-up nothing and this corner was a little rougher. Once I bought a man from this corner dinner at the Chinese-chicken-wings-fast-food place to keep him from following me home. After he ordered, I gave the woman a five and told her to give him the change. He called me Wendy and I didn’t correct him.

Now that there’s a coffee shop, I think about treating myself to a latte, but I almost never do unless it’s the weekend. I don’t today. I do treat myself to coffee, though. I feel a little guilty about the indulgence, but it makes me happy and costs less than $10 a week. I routinely spend that much on a single cocktail without a hint of guilt or regret. The coffee shop always has a trivia question and if you get it right, you get a ten cent discount. Yes, you heard that right. Ten cents. Still, everyone tries really hard to get the question right. I’ve nailed it only a few times and today is not one of them.

Next door to the coffee shop is a dry cleaner and tailor that I use. Once when I asked them to mend a small hole in my shirt, they refused to charge me. I tipped the woman $5 and she looked at me like I was crazy. I felt sorry for someone who spent her days mending the holes in other people’s shirts. I think she felt sorry for someone who couldn’t mend a small hole in a shirt herself, especially since it was along the seam.

Across the street on my left is a new hotspot for lounging and drinking $12 cocktails. At Helix the light is constantly shifting color so that your evening drifts from pink to purple to blue to green to so dizzy you wonder if you’ve had one too many $12 cocktails. It’s very hip and disorienting.

Now I’m passing 15 ria, a restaurant with a competing lounge and high-end cocktail menu. I moonlight as a cocktail waitress here. Our scene is more staid than Helix, and most of our guests are business travelers or groups waiting for their table in the dining room. We used to have to wear a uniform of a short black skirt and matching halter-top. Then management decided that we would look cuter if they let us wear our own clothes – still all black. They were right. We did look cuter. I once spilled wine on a guy’s leather jacket. I was devastated and utterly contrite. He laughed and said I was just too adorable to get angry with. He wasn’t a jerk; he was fabulous. I tend to play well with gay men. I could usually make close to $200 in a night and when I left, if I was going straight home, I would always catch a cab even though it’s a short walk. Too much cash to risk over a $5 cab ride that I pay 10 for out of appreciation that the cabbie is there for me in the middle of the night.

Just past ria I merge from Rhode Island onto Massachusetts Avenue. I pass the Australian Embassy, where they decorate with neon kangaroos for the holidays. And now I’m here, at the building where I have my real job. I work for an environmental law firm but our building is owned and largely occupied by the Airline Pilots Association. So that’s what it says on the door. A cabbie once told me he thought we should sue the airlines over all the pollution they emit. He thought it was a brilliant plan not only because we’d be cleaning up a filthy mode of transportation, but also because we’d save so much on postage since they were right there in the same building. I’m not kidding. He really said that.

So, when I created this, I didn't know her project was about female voices, and I was sort of surprised and a little disappointed that I sounded so much like a chick. Interestingly, when I entered this story into the Gender Genie, it said I was male. It labels all of my professional writing as male also, even more emphatically.

posted at: 2005-08-02 18:33:54 with 3 comments

I told someone, I forget who, about the spiders the other day. It's still an interesting series, years later.

posted at: 2005-08-02 13:09:19 with 0 comments

It's the cliched driver's ed real world problem: a deer leaps out at you, what do you do? The correct answer, of course, depends greatly on your vehicle. In general, running over a deer is much better for your car than having said deer slam into your windshield, so tapping the brakes is normally bad.

Except, in this case, the deer was on the ground already. This morning. Almost in Tyson's corner.

I slammed on the brakes, giving the driver behind me enough time to slow as well, and bringing my car so close that I could no longer even see the deer. (For a second, I thought it was under the car.) I popped out of my mini and saw it, sitting in the road, blood coming out of its mouth and a clearly broken leg. Whoever hit it must have driven off only seconds earlier, because the blood on the ground was bright red.

Hesitating, I picked up the deer and carried it across the small back road toward the deeper woods (thinking, all the while, as the deer kicked it's bad leg futilely, that if a car popped over the ridge and hit me while carrying the deer to safety, it wouldn't be funny) which took a little effort. Once I got it to the right side, it crawled under a tree and rested.

Does a broken leg mean a deer is as good as dead? It's not like I even could kill it, so bringing it to the side was all I could think of. Fortunately, its leg was hurt badly enough that I'm not concerned it'll stumble back into the road. I was somewhat angry at the other driver, because by hitting the deer and leaving it there, they ensured it would almost cause another accident. I don't blame people for running into deer, but I do blame people who leave messes for others to clean up.

posted at: 2005-08-02 11:14:49 with 5 comments

Airlines have begun offering first-class and frequent flyers special lines to reach the TSA security checkpoints.

A lot of people are bothered by this, but so long as the implementation remains consistent with the idea that "[the airlines] control the front of the line and [TSA] control[s] the checkpoint," I think this is actually a good idea. The actual "getting from point A to point B" part of air travel is a commodity product, but there is a legitimate product distinction to be made based on the experience you have doing it (e.g. you should have to pay more for increased convenience, more legroom, better food, last-minute purchase, easy itinerary changes, etc.).

Separate metal detectors and X-ray machines for first class is a bad implementation, though.

posted at: 2005-08-02 10:39:14 with 0 comments

Welcome to Hell I guess is the best way to start. Wow so I picked up the Express this morning per my usual and was excited because there was a Panda Cub plastered on the front. Now one would think two things: either this will be a good read today or wow they must be setting me up for a lot of bad news. Not being a downer I choose the former, but man I could not have been more wrong. So today we spand from poor use of recess appointment, to Raffy Doping, more charges against Gitmo, Shuttle Repairs that are dangerous, Possible Ecological disaster, Riots in Sudan, Saudi King Dies, Iraq not able to agreee on a Constitution, fucking dismembered girl in a truck being thrown into a river in N.J., and so on. I mean what the hell are you supposed to think when all this shit is going one. Well I hope I improved everyones day with my little slice of happiness. To do my part though to make people a bit happier here are pics of my sisters garden in a box. I think that they are very beautiful and hay they make me a little happier.

posted at: 2005-08-02 09:43:51 with 1 comments

San Francisco! That's where I am!

My room is next to the vending machine...

CON: Sounds like people are trying to break my door down all night. PRO: My room is next to the vending machine!

posted at: 2005-08-02 02:23:57 with 2 comments

so i guess most 'werkzites know that i have a perpetual grin, probably due to my lack of a functioning memory (that or i really have led a charmed life - you decide)...but lately the jack nicholson has been aiding me in previous unheard-of ways. naturally i think those who check this site may be able to help me solve this mystery, provided they can act like meddling kids for a minute. curious?

call it the smile theory. started about a week ago while waiting for the bus. a girl walked by, dressed in the oh-so-typical fashion of g-town trendy students who take the g-town bus to rosslyn before boarding the hardly-proletariat metro. normally we betied bums heading the other direction view these young, perfectly coiffed boys and girls with a bit of wry amusement, but despite the ungodly hour i decided to smile. naturally she smiled back, but then i noticed that she was holding a box of crack circles and so i smiled at them too. she paused, stopped next to me, opened the box, and offered me a free slice of deliciousness.

okay, just a lucky morning, right? flash forward a day or two and at the local eatery i found myself ordering some spicy barbacoa-laced tacos. behind the counter there were a few chuckles, so i glanced up and smiled. get to the register, the girl asks if i want anything to drink. i say something witty about loving the hot sauce - she says are you sure you're okay. i say yes and she says the meal is free.

now admittedly something was going on, and i did say yes in spanish, which might have led her to believe that i could understand what they were chuckling about - not knowing that my spanish is as rusty as my esperanto. but that would be a one off experience.

and this afternoon i went back, apartmentmate in tow, ordered even more food and a couple of drinks, and then deployed the smile. that's right. free again. so there you have it - an old trick seems to have gained me some new powers. should i use them for good or evil, to fight others' hunger, or my own? you make the call. i suppose i should wonder why grinning vacuously hasn't gotten me stuff before, but i'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth...

posted at: 2005-08-01 23:29:59 with 5 comments

So, does anyone have any clever flea weapons in his/her arsenal? No, Reese is clean, but his best friend Mariposa is decidedly not. So, they can't hang out. Actually I think Reese is enjoying the break. He's alot cooler than Mariposa and she gets on his nerves with her constant neediness. Still, considering that people are suffering here, any non-chemical remedies would be much appreciated. No, that's not a hippie Berkeley thing, although Mariposa is on a bunch of herbs for all her issues, and she was rejected from acupuncture... But fleas call for real weapons and Mariposa's parents actually think they may have used too many pesticides in their apartment and yard over time so that they have created a generation of mutant super fleas. Yeah, it's bad. Posey spent most of last week in Reno, because fleas don't live in Reno.

The positive side is that when Reese can't go on play dates with Posey, I get more exercise. I've heard that's good for me, but ever since I left team sports, I haven't been able to permanently embrace it as a way of life. There were the racquetball days -- wild, angry times when Ed and Brad would beat me every single game, almost always by just a point or few. Good times, but I think any benefits were negated by a diet of egg noodles. Yep, those were the egg noodle days, which came just after the potato days. Or was it the other way around? Either way, starchtastic!

posted at: 2005-08-01 19:14:36 with 2 comments

The internets are "broken" at work. Hence no posts.

I was going to write a quick-n-dirty call-out to certain people to get them to post in my absence. Fortunately Forrest has already made them look bad. But let's do it anyway:

  • Dwight - hey, man, where's the latest update of the outsider's guide to anime? Or some new music reviews?
  • Brad - well, you know you need to post some movies up on the site. I mean, come on, I've seen a few with you I deferred so that you could.
  • Jenna - okay, so you have a blog. Whoop-de-do. Dinosaur Comics was brilliant. Sysadmin Day was not. How about some more gossip and less humor?
  • Helena - hmm. the cookie post was excellent, as all of your posts normally are. so why don't you post more? hell, just once every two days would make a huge difference. your dog alone has more fun adventures than i do at fast food places...
  • Deborah - adding your craigslist posting to the site has to be a new low. asking about screen on the green was fine, however. unlike jenna, you've had a blog for awhile. so how's-about posting some personal stuff?
  • Ronald - now that you're staying in dc, you should have plenty of time to update stuff. hell, cross-post stuff from your regular blog here. why? because most people don't read your blog, but more would if you posted the info here and included a link back to your site. got it? good.
  • Forrest - you win a cookie. now go back inside.
  • Jill - read the advice to forrest. cross-post. it's been ages since you've linked to any lobster related material on the site.
  • Fincher - i know, you're busy. but keep those great food reviews coming. and try to beef them up a bit with, you know, actual commentary. i may be too busy to call, but at least i still post.
  • Kevin - we need much much more. look here! yes, it's a post by you! amazing! Now rinse, lather and repeat...

Okay, time to get back to work. By the word "broken" above, I meant that somehow my T1 line has been reduced to 50kbs. Yes, that's a k. Not fun at all.

posted at: 2005-08-01 18:33:10 with 4 comments

A woman from Brookings / GW held a chat today on the subjects of the Bolton appointment, recess appointments generally, and the filibuster. I thought "Philadelphia, PA" had a particularly insightful question (wink, wink), as did Prof. Binder.

Philadelphia, Pa.: It's true that the filibuster isn't included in Article One of the Constitution, but that Article does give the Senate the authority to determine the "Rules of its Proceedings." Given the Senate's legacy as an institution that values giving strong-willed individual Senators anti-majoritarian power, what in particular makes you think the 1806 creation of the filibuster was just an inadvertant mistake that took on a life of its own?

Sarah Binder: Great question. You are absolutely correct that the Constitution grants the House and Senate the right to set their own chamber rules. So, yes, there are constitutional grounds for the Senate selecting whichever set of rules that it desires.

But I also believe from my digging in Senate history that there's a lot of myth about early senators' commitment to individual and minority rights. There seemed to have been an expectation in the first decades of the Senate that a majority was sufficient to pass legislative measures. Even the great senators of the 19th century preferred majority cloture-- Henry Clay, Daniel Webster and others fought for reinstating the previous question motion. Steven Smith and I have developed this argument further in our 1997 Brookings book: Politics or Principle? Filibustering in the United States Senate. A shameless plug, perhaps, but we try to address the types of very interesting questions you have raised.

Thanks!

Professor Binder's book may well adequately address the obvious follow-up question, but she didn't: Even if "the great Senators" preferred majority cloture, it's pretty clear that the Senate as a decision-making body didn't, or they would've reinstated the "previous question motion" at some point between 1806 and now. Isn't that fairly good evidence as to the Senate's longstanding intent not to close debate without a 60 vote supermajority?

True, the Senate's rules have probably been used to stymie beneficial action as often as they've been used to prevent tyranny by the majority. Also true, the Senate's counter-majoritarian tendencies (exemplified by the lack of direct election until the 1900s) were probably first established to safeguard wealthy elites--who already had power--from the unwashed hordes, rather than to safeguard the marginalized and downtrodden. However, that just goes to show the genius of the Framers: They recognized that there's always a need for tools to protect the minority in a liberal democracy. More to the point, they recognized that no true liberal democracy can allow its President to run roughshod just because he got 51% of the vote.

posted at: 2005-08-01 15:08:08 with 2 comments

I thought Ed would appreciate this.

posted at: 2005-07-29 15:29:22 with 0 comments

Whenever I get into a debate about the relative merits of the NYT vs the WaPo, my trump card is always the bizarre Judy Miller. That the Times would continue to employ such a person as a reporter is idiotic. But sadly, many of Miller's wacky antics aren't well known. Luckily for those not in the know, Arianna sums them all up here in a fairly easy to read piece.

Go check it out.

Back yet? Okay. Can you imagine if, for instance, the WaPo embedded Charles Krauthammer into a military unit designed to catch UBL? And if he reported back from the field with blatant spin and lies (a typical CK piece, in other words) and got them in print? On a bad day, CK is still, at best, mired in the opinion section of the WaPo. No reporters (Susan Schmidt maybe...) at the WaPo seem to be even half as bad as Miller.

posted at: 2005-07-29 13:41:19 with 1 comments

Ugh.

Come on, Tony, run already okay? Do people not remember the previous pack of mayors? They all stank. You, alone, managed to pull us out of the muck. Slowly (some would say in SE, too slowly) it's true, but DC is coming back after a long drought.

Cropp I just cannot stand. Her disastrous plan to shelve the "bonds for libraries and stadiums" proposal until an undetermined future date managed to accomplish two things: it ensured the stadium would still get built, but that no money would be raised for local needs. She brings a new meaning to the term sell-out.

posted at: 2005-07-29 09:11:05 with 1 comments

I woke up this morning, opened my covers, and found a boot in my bed. Odd.

yes, yes, it's my boot, but still...

posted at: 2005-07-29 09:03:43 with 0 comments

This story is why contractors tend to stink. Why couldn't the government have done this quicker and cheaper? The irony is that the purpose of the contract in question was to hire private people to become government baggage screeners. Idiotic.

posted at: 2005-07-28 16:02:34 with 0 comments

They're trying to swiftboat this guy. Screw 'em. I just coughed up some change. Will you?

posted at: 2005-07-28 12:00:45 with 1 comments

It's one of those mornings that I realize, driving to work on the parkway with blue skies and cool temps, that I have lost count of the things I do not deserve. I raced a guy in a jag...we were poking along until the right moment came in the song I was listening to and I downshifted to fifth gear, hit the accelerator and the two of us weaved through traffic until the beltway and backroads entered the picture. Taking Jenna to work was a breeze earlier, as the traffic in georgetown was non-existent. Everything seemed clearer. Everything seemed brighter.

Fortunately, the multitude of work awaiting me here snapped me out of my reverie. Of course, all it takes to get back into it is to turn around and look out my enormous windows to see the lake, geese and the prospect of an enjoyable lunch break.

posted at: 2005-07-28 10:44:33 with 0 comments

So about two months ago, I signed up for a research panel designed around consumer purchasing habits. I thought it'd entail the regular amount of survey filling, etc., but to my surprise, they shipped me a fully functional bar-code scanner/modem that would allow me to scan every item I purchased. Excited, I broke the box down and began to play with it.

The scanner looked like an ice pick, with a small red led point that emerged from one end or the other. In addition to scanning UPC codes, you could also enter stored you purchased items from, and even enter in items without codes, using a special codebook. So far, so good. After scanning in the items, you'd hold the speaker in the scannerpick up to a modem, Wargames-style, and it'd call back to HQ to report in. Testing that out was fun too.

Eager to start, I instructed Jenna not to unpack any of the groceries I had just purchased from the store. I got ready to scan, cracked open the instruction book, and read that before I scanned any items, I needed to update the store list. Sounds simple, right? Inside a huge booklet was a list of every DC store imaginable from which I could purchase goods. The instructions said to scan each one into the scanner (well, each one I could ever conceivably shop at) so I began the arduous task of scanning in every code from Dean and Deluca to the CVS at Thomas Circle. Why do I say arduous?

Well, the icepick scanner had one major deficiency: instead of using a powerful laser to scan UPCs, it used a lower power one or an led that emerged from a single point. Thus, instead of holding the entire code under the laser as most scanners at stores do, the pick had to be dragged across the code. At. A. Constant. Speed.

The instruction manual said to "do it briskly" as one would "light a match". I tried brisk. I tried quick. I tried slow. I tried medium-speed. Occasionally a store would register, sometimes even on the first try. Others I'd spend ten minutes simply running the scannerpick on top of, over and over again. After I registered about 10 stores over the course of an house, I realized that if it took me this long to scan 10 stores, how long would it take me to scan 10 items from said stores? Disgusted, I put the scannerpick away.

Late last week, I received a notice from homescan saying they wanted their scanner back. I dutifully packed it back up and shipped it off. What was especially frustrating was that I, of all people, wholly support the idea of tracking my consumer habits. But if AmEx can give me a yearly statement that shows me how much I spent on dining, on tips and on purchases at the gas station, why should anyone have to go through the hassle of scanning particular items a second time, after someone else has already done so at the store itself?

In the end, I flipped through the homescan catalog of "rewards" for customers. You'd get a dvd player if you scanned each week, every week, all year. That's over 52 transmissions. Given the amount of purchases I made, I could spend two weeks just scanning stuff to transmit. Just so I get a lousy $200 dvd player. I mean, come on. I did market research for Network Solutions once and got $200 in half an hour of looking at a website and clicking on some hyperlinks. That beats two weeks any day.

So maybe the technology is not there yet. But I'm sure that there are others like me who'd gladly give up the farce people call privacy these days in order to be market indicators. Just tie our habits to our credit cards, okay? Or put some RFID chips in our products and have the scanner check them wirelessly, okay? That way you'd know not only what was purchased, but how long it lasted before it broke. And that could be the end of planned obsolescence.

posted at: 2005-07-28 08:26:06 with 0 comments

This is nauseating.

Andrew H. Card Jr. had some candid advice for 2,000 Washington interns who gathered at the Ronald Reagan Building on Monday evening to hear him speak at an event intended to recruit talented people into the federal civil service. Some of you should go corporate, the White House chief of staff told them.

"There are many programs for young people to have employment opportunities, but the greatest employment opportunities in our society come through the private sector," said Card, a former vice president of General Motors Corp. and ex-president of the American Automobile Manufacturers Association. "And so I don't think that everyone who is looking for a job should expect or even want a job with the federal government or one of our agencies. In fact, our economy would not do very well if people just worked for the government."

Occasionally a Republican slips up and says the truth, rather than their talking points. They really do, honestly, hate the government. The force that has liberated nations, helped the less fortunate and put a man on the moon is, in their mind, something to loathe. That sentiment disgusts me. What could be a nobler calling than to serve one's country? Card should at least offer some explanation.

posted at: 2005-07-27 15:47:26 with 3 comments

A fun new public search site.

Actually, it's been up since February, but still, it's cool. Some people apparently don't think so. In my mind, if this is all public information, the silliest quote comes here in the piece:

"It's a fundamental invasion of privacy because they've put all these records together and give them away for nothing instead of keeping them separate and making people pay to get them."

Um, so if zaba charged money for their service, would it be any less an invasion of privacy? I don't think so. It'd just mean that rich people could snoop on others exclusively. I've never understood why so many people seem to think that public information must be protected. It's self-defeating. Just like the weather companies complaining that the national weather service is, gasp, letting people check the weather for free, if the government has this information and is making it public, isn't that good? I long for the day the IRS allows completely free digital submissions of tax returns for all Americans. Over the web. It'll happen eventually, trust me.

But to get back to the point, go check out zava and find out about the people you want to!

posted at: 2005-07-27 13:36:08 with 2 comments
  • Recovering from illness? Check.
  • Record high temperatures? Check.
  • Loss of power over the entire house? Check.
  • Another great Tuesday Salon? You bet.

Sometimes minor inconveniences seem to add up, but last night, chilling with friends outside the darkened 'werkz, I realized that with a fully stocked ice pit, almost any obstacle can be overcome. Sure enough, after a lengthy time, the power came back on, the party faithful returned inside, and all was again right with the world.

posted at: 2005-07-27 10:27:49 with 0 comments

Well, it's time for another salon. I'll be working hard this time to keep the inside of the house super-cool, so be sure to come on by.

Last night, I caught my first screen-on-the-green this year, "Treasure of the Sierra Madre". A good film all around, and it was fun to see it with Kristen and friends. That cooler is pretty heavy, though...

posted at: 2005-07-26 16:17:19 with 2 comments

werkz advice: skip it.

So I finally caught Scorsese's "The Aviator". Not really that good, actually. It wasn't due to bad acting, or an uninteresting topic. It just never took off. Instead, the movie seemed long and dull. Still, better than Gangs, I suppose.

posted at: 2005-07-25 16:44:28 with 0 comments

werkz advice: skip it.

So I finally caught Wes Anderson's latest flick "The Life Aquatic". Let me save you the trouble of renting it. Don't. It's not as good as either of Anderson's earlier works. Why? Because it's just not that funny. It's all somewhat campy, in a bad way.

posted at: 2005-07-25 15:47:35 with 0 comments

So I upgrade to the latest firefox, 1.0.6 and gmail starts to act funny. This morning, it doesn't even come up at all. After a little hacking, I get it to display the following message:

Hello,

Our system has detected abnormal usage of your Gmail account. As a result, we have temporarily disabled access to this account.

It will take between one minute and 24 hours for you to regain access, depending on the behavior our system detected.

Nice. So I decide to download the bleeding version of Firefox, Deer Park Alpha 2 and what'dya know? gmail is now working again.

posted at: 2005-07-25 13:58:21 with 1 comments

It's a race.

Say what you will about Russ Potts, the Republican-turned-Independent from my hometown, but he's dead right on policy issues. It's kind of sad to think that he couldn't win the GOP primary...although if he had, this race would be worse, because both candidates would agree about the important issues and disagree about less important issues, like gay adoption. Instead, Kaine and Potts can continue to bash Kilgore's idiotic fiscal ideas, and focus on Virginia's true needs: a stable tax base and a plan to solve our transportation woes.

posted at: 2005-07-25 11:16:38 with 0 comments

The most idiotic thing, in my mind, of the entire Brazilian Terrorist Fiasco, is that the British policy is simply, "if there's a possible terrorist, we shoot to kill". Why? Because they think, oddly, that if they attempt to incapacitate, that the terrorist will be able to still set off the bomb.

So, in other words, they assume terrorists are sophisticated enough to setup a handheld button that would trigger the bomb, but not sophisticated enough to fashion a dead man's switch in case they were shot. I am constantly amazed that we continue to think of the terrorists as tech-savvy, but in this instance, we not only think that they're smart enough to be able to set off a bomb while their legs have been blown away, but that they're not smart enough to create a simple device for exactly this situation. I mean, come on, it involves a spring. Not much more. It's certainly not rocket science.

Besides the obvious idiocy, there's the secondary one as well: why shoot a terrorist subject in the head if you're trying to roll up cells? How are you going to interrogate a prisoner if he has five bullets in his head? All citizens, of all nationalities, need to think about what these bombings are turning our police squads into...

posted at: 2005-07-25 10:56:05 with 0 comments

After a fourteen-inning loss to the Astros, I was feeling tired and in need of a pick-me-up. Fortunately, a few hours later, I was in Murasaki, enjoying some tasty sushi with Brad, Fincher and friends. The topic somehow came up about one's preference for Asian food. Hence, here's my list:

  1. Japanese
  2. Chinese
  3. Thai
  4. Malaysian
  5. Indian
  6. Vietnamese

Of course, if "Mongolian Barbeque" counts as Mongolian cuisine, it'd easily dethrone Japan to become the Khan of all Asian food. Since I've never had authentic Mongolian food, however, I'll demur. And this list is very spontaneous. For instance, I'm sure, on the whole, that there are many more dishes from India that I enjoy than dishes from Thailand. But my favorite Thai dishes easily trump my favorite Indian dishes, so they get a higher ranking. If a place isn't listed, it's because I've never had their food. (Take that, Korea!) Or it's because the country in question is too far West to be included, like Afghanistan.

And, let it be said, I probably prefer the "Americanized" versions of all of the food above. I've never understood why people place such a value on the "authentic" when it comes to cuisine. This is not to demean the cultural differences between cuisines (Mexican versus Tex-Mex, for instance) but to merely say that if some guy traveled thousands of miles to setup a restaurant in my neighborhood that serves food from his home country, (Like these guys ) I'm less concerned with whether the food tastes "authentic" and more concerned with whether it tastes "good". Around the world, dishes are being prepared in family kitchens that taste great and don't cost a fortune. I like finding places that serve the best taste experience for your dollar. And if that means mixing up the recipe a bit for American palates, so be it.

posted at: 2005-07-25 09:35:33 with 1 comments

An interesting article. One of the key graphs:

Andrew Laurence, an advocate for the Ethiopian arts, makes a point of highlighting the shared history of American blacks and Ethiopians when he makes appeals for the designation. He also likes to say that many African Americans have moved from the District in recent decades. "They ran out to Prince George's County; they left it for 30 years," he said. "Now other people are coming in, and they want to reclaim it."

Deairich "Dee" Hunter, chairman of the Advisory Neighborhood Commission that encompasses Shaw, responded that many African Americans remain in the neighborhood, even as newcomers transform its character. "It's being revitalized and gentrified, and the people in the forefront are not the Ethiopian community," he said. "The reality is that it's predominantly whites and gays, but you don't hear these populations asking to change the name."

I'm often tired of friends from other cities coming to visit and wishing to eat Ethiopian food. It's nice (if you order the right dishes) but DC has so many Ethiopian food places that it quickly loses its novelty. As for renaming 9th Street, I think that the lousiest argument for such a change would be that African-Americans have left the district. Um? Really? Last time I checked DC was still a majority Black city.

And although I think revitalization of 9th Street is good, I don't think renaming it "Little Ethiopia" would be any more constructive than naming 14th Street "Little Yuppieville". Much like 14th, the neighborhoods surrounding 9th are not composed of the same mixture of people who frequent the stores around said area. If 9th Street neighborhoods, like those near the 'werkz, were full of Ethiopian families, it would makes sense. Otherwise, it just seems like a silly marketing campaign. And for what? So that tourists can figure out where to go for Ethiopian food? As I said earlier, that's not a problem in D.C. Putting "Little Ethiopia" in a street that's one block from Howard and right next to U Street seems like a solution to a problem that doesn't exist.

posted at: 2005-07-25 00:10:19 with 0 comments

This looks bad.

See, it's one of those things that at the time, if Gonzalez was innocent, I could see him messing up. (Why the hell would he call Andy Card if he was innocent, though?) But in the current context, it's inexcusable. Giving people time to destroy evidence is criminal. Especially if your the White House Counsel.

posted at: 2005-07-25 00:01:57 with 0 comments

Does this image want to make you buy a jeep? Certainly not, right? It looks like some guy's giant head is going to eat Jason Alexander...

weird jeep advertisement

I'm sure I'm missing some amusing commercial that explains it, but an advertisement in a newspaper should perhaps stand on its own. This one doesn't. And besides, doesn't giving regular people the "employee discount" just another way of saying "we're screwing our employees"? Way to go, GM.

posted at: 2005-07-22 13:39:41 with 0 comments

I don't get sick very often. And I mention it far less than it actually happens, because I think saying "I'm sick" is a form of weakness.

With that said, I've been sick the past two days, and it has not been fun. Hence the light posting.

Today, let me just point out one quick editorial from The New Republic. Every time I start to despair that TNR is slipping into Andrew Sullivan/Marty Peretz/crazytalk, they come out with something that brilliantly summarizes the progressive point of view on something. This editorial is just that piece.

Even the words are nuanced. Instead of saying, as the WaPo did, that Wilson's post trip activities were somehow misguided (as Wilson himself pointed out, why would he go to work for the Bush campaign, considering that they had outed his wife?), the NR merely suggests he made himself an easier target. That's the correct terminology, because in the end, Wilson has been pretty consistently proved right in each detail.

At the end of the day, Americans need to ask themselves: if the administration lied to get us to go to war, should they be trusted to govern? The answer is, of course, no.

posted at: 2005-07-22 13:32:15 with 0 comments

I've discovered that I really like delis. Not, of course, the traditional New York ones...simply because I wouldn't know where to find one of those. No, I'm talking about the local deli area of the supermarket. Why would I pay $10.00 for a sandwich out when I could spend half that and get twice as much meat? A half-pound of roast beef on sourdough or pastrami on rye...mmm. The only problem I have right now is that the local panera slices their bread too thin, so I really need to get a bread knife to slice my own.

Yes, Tuesday Salon was good. As always...

posted at: 2005-07-20 11:26:13 with 0 comments

I am in love with this.

posted at: 2005-07-18 15:56:18 with 0 comments

Ronald is now off to Maui, peace.

posted at: 2005-07-18 05:57:42 with 0 comments

So, those of you who know me know that I am a big fan of baked goods, but also that I am rather vain and must maintain my girlish figure. So, the point is, on the occasion that I treat myself to a cookie or similar baked good, I feel downright robbed if it doesn't meet my exacting standards. I favor the chewy school of baking.

Some highlights over the years include M&M cookies at Lickety Split, oatmeal anything at Firehook, sugar cookies from Subway, trail mix from Noah's bagels, anything from Aroma Cafe...

So, due to geographic limitations, Aroma Cafe had become the standard for when I deserve a treat, but I hated going there because they gave me food poisoning once. This was not a contested crime -- we had a luncheon at work that was catered by them and everyone got sick. The Health Dept. did an investigation and everything.

So, I needed another spot to get a baked treat, but I hadn't found anything passable, dependable. Now I think I've got it. Cafe Teattro...a couple blocks from my office. I had a divine espresso brownie a couple weeks ago and today I got a lemon cookie that tastes like my mother's "lemon delight" dessert condensed into a cookie. The only problem is that they are of the baking school that says that it's reasonable to charge $2-3 for a single treat and they don't have a whole lot of variety.

So, I'm having a happy Friday.

posted at: 2005-07-15 19:05:43 with 3 comments

Another super busy day at work. (There's so much to do here it's actually very fun and very tough at the same time.) So I'll merely post this delightful letter from a vendor I received yesterday.

Basically, the guy had been calling up my office constantly asking to speak to me. Finally, the receptionist said, "Edward, can you get this guy to stop bothering us?" So I ended up e-mailing him and asking him to submit a proposal in writing. Here is his submission, in his own words:

Edward,

Hello and How are you?? I would be glad to however the most effective way to offer a solution to you is to analyze your currents services and rate s from your provider or providers (assuming ATX for voice and Verizon for data ). Reason being is I know locations have closed and maybe some new ones from what I heard have opened, and each individuals offices needs may have changed. If possible I would like to come in and introduce myself and go over what the contract that our companies signed entailed and discus how the needs may have changed. I know there were some most recent telecom disruption in service at XXX(redacted) and I thought with that event occurring and the contract s being expired we could re-evaluate all the offices and services. My mgt team and Mr.XXXX had discussed this once XXX was unsuccessful in terminating their contract at that time. I am available early next week. I look forward to meeting you!!

Yeah, crazy, eh?

posted at: 2005-07-15 15:44:20 with 1 comments

Um, does this mean a fellow eph won? Weird.

posted at: 2005-07-14 11:52:26 with 1 comments

Borf is dead. Long live Borf!

Seriously, in the absence of Borf, who is next? Rancor? I certainly didn't ever hear someone say "I hate Borf" or, as the D.C. police inspector said, "people are ecstatic". Why would they be ecstatic?

Regardless, John Tsombikos sounds like an interesting guy. A little muddied in his thoughts, perhaps, but an interesting guy.

posted at: 2005-07-14 09:15:57 with 3 comments

It's no surprise: Tom "I Hate Immigrants" Tancredo's schtick is playing well in Iowa. One of the main things I disliked about visiting Iowa was the sheer number of people who blamed immigration for their problems there.

I mean, come on, it's Iowa. How much more white can you get?

Yes, it's true, I'm on the other side of the fence. I think an open-borders society in America would allow us to maintain our current economic and military hegemony. (It would prop-up declining birth rates, help suck smart people from all over the world here, etc.) Nothing irks me more than people who complain that they lost their job to an illegal immigrant. Well, which one of you trekked thousands of miles to risk their life to get a low-paying service job? I guess that person deserves to be an American as much as anyone.

posted at: 2005-07-13 17:04:08 with 0 comments

So, as many of you know, tomorrow is Bastille Day. I wonder if, in 100 years, the people of Iraq will have a Abu Ghraib Day?

posted at: 2005-07-13 16:42:11 with 0 comments

Everyone knows I'm just dying to get an RFID chip implanted in me so I can make purchases with my hand. But my data-tracking big-brotherish tendencies were a little let down last week after the London bombing. Why? Because London is one of the few cities in the world that has cameras installed almost everywhere. As Bruce points out, this got them nothing.

But I wasn't really down on it until I heard that London officials were asking for people with cellphones and cameras to submit pictures to them. What, may I ask, is the point of all the cameras if you have to go back and ask the public for help? There has to be another way.

posted at: 2005-07-13 12:03:45 with 0 comments

Okay, so people are talking about this Salon article.

I'm going to brad-delongify, simply because you must read the entire second page:

I think that criticism is fundamentally unfair, and probably based more on ideology than on the facts of the story. Scherer's piece in particular straightforwardly addressed the ironies of Miller's current role, and her past as a mouthpiece for Chalabi and, in effect, for the Bush administration's WMD disinformation. If the reporter going to prison had been freelancer Greg Palast, who has argued that Bush stole the 2004 election, or former Salon reporter Eric Boehlert, who has written extensively about the mainstream media's weak-kneed response to the White House, those same "sentimental details" might have brought our Washington reader to tears.

But I do think that the tide of powerful reader emotion we've seen at Salon, even though it's impelled by the Manichaean political climate of the moment, stems from a legitimate source. Journalism as a profession -- if, that is, it can even be described as a profession -- is facing a crisis of public confidence, and the wounds are partly self-inflicted. Scherer referred to the recent opinion poll that discovered "as many Americans consider Rush Limbaugh a journalist as Bob Woodward." Manjoo quoted Burton Glass, of the Center for Investigative Reporting, who explained that reporters "who in the past were seen as stewards of the public interest now are seen as the enemy or as part of the problem. If the public doesn't see the connection between protecting anonymous sources ... and their own public interest, I think our democracy is weakened."

On one hand, many members of the public -- especially liberals who ought to be staunch defenders of the Bill of Rights -- seem unable or unwilling to grasp the idea that a matter of fundamental principle might be at stake, even in the murky and seemingly bottomless waters of the Miller-Plame-Rove affair. Compelling a reporter to reveal his or her sources to the police turns that reporter into a police agent, and that's not acceptable, even in unsavory circumstances like these. No reporter can be expected to check out the legality or ethics or motivations of all sources in advance. All sorts of surprising people talk to reporters when they probably shouldn't, for all sorts of personal and political and psychological reasons. If journalists can only receive confidential information from the saintly and the pure of heart, the entire enterprise might as well become "The View."

It's worth suggesting that Judy Miller might be the Skokie case of press-freedom issues. It was back in 1977 when a small band of neo-Nazis from the South Side of Chicago launched a year-long legal battle by applying for a permit to march in Skokie, Ill., a suburban community with a majority Jewish population and a large number of Holocaust survivors. The neo-Nazis were a pack of losers with no coherent political ideology and little message beyond hate speech; their proposal to march in Skokie was pure provocation. But the various ordinances Skokie officials passed to try to stop the march were transparently unconstitutional, and the ACLU took the Nazis' case all the way to the Supreme Court, winning at every stage. Jewish members of the civil liberties group resigned by the thousands -- nationally, the ACLU lost 15 percent of its membership -- and some tension between Jewish organizations and the ACLU lingers to this day.

It should go without saying that for civil-liberties advocates and constitutional scholars, the issue was never whether the Nazis were repugnant (they were) or had anything to say (they didn't). Instead, it was a question of what legal precedent was being set. "If we had lost, a brand new set of First Amendment law would have been created," David Hamlin, then the executive director of the Illinois ACLU, said a few years later. "Any community in the country would have had the legal power to pass laws like Skokie's that would stifle not just Nazis but anyone they didn't like."

There's no need to draw the parallel out further, except to observe that the principle here is not approximately the same, but exactly the same. Even if you believe that Judith Miller is nothing more than "a shill for the Bush administration" (a Florida reader) or "a co-conspirator in a government coverup" (a Missouri reader), she's still entitled to the same constitutional protections as Greg Palast and Amy Goodman. Even, God help us, as Robert Novak, who seems to have peed his drawers and spilled the beans the moment the independent prosecutor rattled his cage. The First Amendment covers all members of the press, without regard to truthfulness, integrity or their perceived similarity to sub-reptilian life forms.

The article then astutely points out all the reasons people should be angry at the press, such as a focus on white women abductions and shark attacks. But this is a straw-man in the larger debate over Miller, for the same reason that Miller's actions vis-a-vis Chalabi have nothing to do with the current mess.

The reason Miller is going to jail has absolutely nothing to do with freedom of the press. It has absolutely nothing to do with the constitution, either. This is the same sleigh-of-hand the NYT tried to pull out last week. It goes something like this:

  1. Judy Miller = Reporter
  2. Reporters = Members of the Press
  3. Freedom Of The Press = Good
  4. Judy Miller Going To Jail = Bad

Do you see the transition? Where the logic breaks down? That's right, it's between step 3 and 4. Even the Times admitted that Miller had broken the law, but Salon seems to think, erroneously, that Miller has a constitutional right not to testify.

That's just flat-out wrong.

The Constitution guarantees "freedom of the press". It says nothing about refusing to name anonymous sources. Why? Because much like lawyers, doctors and priests, the current US law reflects a desire to balance professional needs with the needs of the community. If I confess to a priest that I'm going to murder someone tomorrow, the law can compel the priest to talk about it. If I tell my psychiatrist that I placed a bomb under a bus, and it will go off next week, the law can compel the psychiatrist to talk. It's just that simple, and it's the same with reporters.

What the Times asserted (and though fundamentally wrong, they at least know what they're talking about) is that the professional code of reporters involves keeping anonymous sources anonymous. Why does this code exist? The Times would claim, properly, that by pledging to keep anonymous sources anonymous, the press is able to encourage whistleblowers to expose graft and corruption without being fired. Obviously, if every time a whistle-blower informed a member of the press about corruption, they were called into a criminal investigation in retaliation, and the press folded quickly, no one would ever become a whistle-blower. That's the "chilling effect" the Times is worried about. And you know what? We actually have a law to counter that in almost every state. It allows reporters limited immunity to keep their sources anonymous. (Obviously, as in the examples above, if a crime was going to take place, it would be superseded.) But no such law exists on the federal level, which the Times is steamed about.

Let's recap: Salon is wrong about there being any constitutional issues involved. The NYT is annoyed that there's no federal shield law for reporters. But what do either of these things have to do with Judy Miller?

As it turns out, nothing. Because Miller may be going to jail not to protect her anonymous source, but to protect herself. Consider this scenario: somehow Miller learns about Plame's status. Miller then turns around and starts spreading the story to others. Her notes would clearly indicate who she called to tell. Rather than reveal her notes and plead the fifth, (she might not have even broken a law) she will take her lumps, spend a couple months in jail (remember, it's only until the grand jury is disbanded) and be glorified by the NYT.

It's difficult to see how Miller's involvement in the story reflects anything like the whistle-blower-informant media myth. Instead of helping a lowly civil servant root out waste, Miller helped the most powerful political mind in DC discredit a civil servant by outing a covert operative of the CIA. The slippery-slope theory contends that if Miller were to cough up her source, that eventually whistle-blowers around the country would stop talking to the press. Please. Unlike a whistle-blower case, where a zealous prosecutor would be seeking to

  1. discover who blew the whistle
  2. eventually make them lose their job

in this case, the "zealous prosecutor" already knows:

  1. who outed the NOC
  2. why they did so

In most whistle-blower scenarios, the whistle-blower isn't breaking the law by talking to a reporter. They're just risking their job by telling about someone else who was breaking the law. In this case though, Miller actively helped someone break the law. That's not freedom of the press, it's abuse. And as Time pointed out, no one is above the law.

posted at: 2005-07-13 11:48:00 with 1 comments

There was a great deal of fun, some cycling and plenty of driving involved. Even some mini-golf and fortune star love mixed in! And in the end, I managed to fix some vital machinery around the house, which is always good.

posted at: 2005-07-11 18:05:37 with 0 comments

Wow. For the first time in five years, the White House Press corps is doing their job. Nice.

It's about damn time.

posted at: 2005-07-11 15:32:54 with 1 comments

Joel is back so head over there and say hello!

Today's moral question: if I receive a copy of the Wall Street Journal on my doorstep every day for the past two weeks, and it's supposed to go to someone else on my street, do I have to tell said person? Or can I just admire the wacky-pointillist pictures in peace?

posted at: 2005-07-11 15:01:21 with 0 comments

Not mine, of course. Maddox's take on blogs...

posted at: 2005-07-09 12:47:01 with 1 comments

Anybody need an enormous desk?

This is my first time posting on Craigslist, so I'm interested to see what happens - as long as someone shows up to take it off my hands, I'm happy.

Of course, I had to get rid of the desk so there would be room for the wicker chair...

posted at: 2005-07-08 14:58:43 with 0 comments

So tomorrow night, Saturday, I am having my B-Day Party and I wanted to extend the invite to all the people of the werkz. It will be at Modern in G-Town which is next to Rhinos down by the Key Bridge side of M St. If you like I can put anyones name on the guest list so just let me know.

posted at: 2005-07-08 09:48:14 with 3 comments

Bad stuff.

As long as people are out there doing things like this, every American has a responsibility to help make the world better. Obviously, this doesn't mean blindly following our leaders. It does mean realizing that we are not alone in this world, and that we must all work together to eliminate the causes of terrorism.

That's not something easy to do. And god knows, it'd be nice to hear our President mention self-sacrifice once in a while, instead of promoting tax cuts or more shopping.

Driving to work, listening to the BBC, I heard a reporter at the G8 summit say that there was an impressive amount of security at Gleneagles, even before the bombing. But, he clarified, all of that security wasn't designed to prevent bombs. Instead, it was supposed to deter protesters.

That kind of sums it up nicely, doesn't it? We can spend billions on missile defense (sorry Ron) and millions on preventing protesters from bothering the President, but when it comes to simple security measures, like bollards, shielded cockpit doors and backup systems, we drop the ball. We need a renewed focus on vulnerable systems and the means to secure them, rather than protecting every farmhouse in Iowa from dangerous ICBMs or shutting down DC for days for some guy on a tractor.

posted at: 2005-07-07 10:57:35 with 2 comments

So I got a call back from the peps in Maui and they want me to come out for an interview. I don't know what to do though. I figured they wouldn't call me back so I just stopped caring but low and behold this could really be an option. I think most people would say go for it but when faced with the decision themselves they would have the same problem that I have right now. I mean its easy to say at least go out for the interview but that could create even more of a problem. I guess what I am saying is this is not an easy choice for me and I would like to have some idea of wiether I am serious or not before I go. Again having never really been put in this spot I have never had to worry about it. Well I encourage you to comment and let me know your thoughts along with pros and cons.

posted at: 2005-07-07 09:50:53 with 3 comments

Is it possible that Judy Miller and Karl Rove could go to jail for the Wilson/Plame affair?

It's entirely possible.

What a great way to begin one's mid-afternoon...

posted at: 2005-07-06 15:22:50 with 0 comments

Admiral Stockdale has died.

posted at: 2005-07-06 08:20:10 with 0 comments

The Post has a story about the political implications of wearing a Washington Nationals cap.

It's hard for me to believe MLB didn't think of the issue when they were designing the uniforms. I definitely have given it some thought (but then, I had people criticizing me for wearing a college "W" hat).

I hadn't realized there was a red hat / blue hat divide in addition to the "W" / "DC" divide I had anticipated. I personally have an aesthetic preference for blue, and blue hats look better on me than red would. But there's also a lot to be said for how much more impressive a visual effect you get from a stadium full of red hats.

It is a shame there's no regulation "DC" hat (leaving aside the issue of there being no fitted "DC" hat).

Paul Lukas had an article with reader submissions before MLB unveiled the actual logos; one or two of the reader submissions were pretty good.

My absolute favorite was R. Scott Rogers of Alexandria's submission (it was the first runner-up).

Go Nats!

posted at: 2005-07-05 13:53:02 with 6 comments

This project would hopefully never work in DC. Why? Because as the last few remaining areas of space in downtown are filled up, blank business facades (the kinds that, currently, hold huge pieces of fabric stretched across them in a bad attempt to evade the DC zoning laws on advertising) will disappear to be replaced by windows.

I have always admired that DC, alone among major cities in the world (to my knowledge) prohibits billboards. If we could just get the stupid fabric loophole closed, we'd be set.

posted at: 2005-07-01 16:42:45 with 0 comments

Any day that begins with me discovering I left my car unlocked, all night, and that it was perfectly fine, is a great one.

Having said that, where's the commentary on the issue du jour from those affected? Leto? Fincher? Helena?

posted at: 2005-07-01 16:03:54 with 0 comments

So in my eternal quest to accomplish as little as possible at my job I have spent part of my in-between time thinking of good bar names. Sense this has made me very happy as of right now I thought I would query the Werkz and see what captivating ideas can be generated from said site. So far one of my favorites is "The Loose Stool" which I think has a hint of dive bar with wit written all over it. So now its your turn ...

posted at: 2005-06-30 16:27:02 with 7 comments

I've never been so angry at a silly TNR editorial.

Marty Peretz really has lost it. He's always been the source of oddness at TNR, but this time he's gone too far. Implying, somewhat brazenly, that Episcopalians are anti-semites, he falls into name-calling:

The obsession here is not positive, for one side, but rather negative, against the other side. The clerics and the lay leaders on this indefensible crusade are so fixated on Palestine because their obsession, which can be buttressed by various Christian sources and traditions, is really with the Jews. A close look at this morbid passion makes one realize that its roots include an ancient hostility for the House of Israel, an ugly survival of a hoary intolerance into some of the allegedly enlightened precincts of modern Christendom.

Now, let me get this straight. One of the most progressive religious groups in America, one who fought (successfully) to allow women and at least one gay man to become members of the clergy, is actually anti-semitic? Maybe I missed that day in confirmation class. Maybe it's subconscious, or something. Perhaps there's a secret swastika hidden in the Book of Common Prayer.

Regardless, if Peretz had made a similar claim about any other religious group in the world, he'd be skewered. The fact that so few Episcopalians exist is not a reason to slander us all. I for one, think TNR has crossed the line this time.

posted at: 2005-06-30 14:30:21 with 0 comments

A good decision.

Frankly, to be honest, I think Judy Miller should go to jail. For being a Chalabi stooge, that is. But seriously, I have never understood why, in this case, reporters are protecting their "anonymous source". Maybe we should rewrite press books to praise whistleblowers rather than anonymous sources. Why?

Because, at the heart of the matter, using anonymous sources is bad. Ben Bradlee understood that. Mark Felt understood that. (He would only confirm other's stories.) The technique in vogue by the administration today, namely, of using "unnamed officials" to spout propaganda, is disgusting. The fact that Miller bought it and spread it, makes her guilty.

Let's not forget the salient point here: Miller and Cooper broke the law. Enough said. The fact that the NYT stands by its most disgraced reporter when she has clearly violated the law only shows their preference for keeping the administration happy over the truth.

posted at: 2005-06-30 11:48:34 with 0 comments

Okay, I admit it: I think the Fandango ads are amusing. But you know what's not amusing? The lousy level of service Fandango provides. For starters, when I decide to see a movie, I want to know if it's sold out before I start ordering. Why show times that are no longer valid? And waiting to inform someone until after they have clicked "purchase tickets" isn't sneaky, it's stupid. Second, if there's a super-cool option to pay for my popcorn before I get to the theater, the theater should at least pay someone to stand in the "express" line once I arrive. Waiting ten minutes to get someone to come over manages to defeat the entire purpose of an "express" line. Finally, lose the stinking service charge. Sure, movietickets.com also has one, but by registering with AMC for free, you can easily avoid it. No such luck with Fandango.

While I'm at it, why doesn't Fandango offer a movie club? With AMC, I get discounts every time I go to the movies, and free stuff about every third time. Maybe Fandango should concentrate less on advertisements and more on simple service.

posted at: 2005-06-30 01:38:42 with 2 comments

For the first month in, well, forever, I'm almost to the point of exceeding my total minutes on my cell phone. Normally, I never check this, but my automated financial assistant sent me an e-mail to warn me of said predicament.

If only one of my new phones was being sold yet! T-Mobile is letting me down on that front, though...

posted at: 2005-06-29 16:02:49 with 0 comments

Well, Tuesday Salon went swimmingly as usual. Best of all, there's a few leftovers that I certainly will enjoy later this evening. (Leftover food, of course, not beverages...)

Ever had the fun experience of working two jobs? Being a devotee to the god of sloth, I rarely have. But the past week has been insane, performing remote work for my old firm while simultaneously working at my new one. Hopefully in three days, my schedule will slow down a bit, just in time for the holiday.

posted at: 2005-06-29 11:31:13 with 0 comments

I'm surprised no one mentionerd that the statues over at Justice have disrobed. Let's all drink the milk of freedom.

On another note, I don't now if you district folks are getting it in the Washington City Paper yet, but us B-more folks open our City Paper immediately to Tim Kreider's The Pain—When Will It End?. Read it! And not just the comics, but the "Artist's Statement"s as well.

posted at: 2005-06-27 10:02:33 with 0 comments

Don't yawn.

posted at: 2005-06-24 10:18:24 with 0 comments

So my dealer sent me some new tags for my car. I just finished installing them and they look great.

But now I'm starting to wonder if I should bite the bullet and purchase some personalized ones. So far, I've gotten confirmation that all of the following names would work (The octothorpe symbol "#" is the DC flag!):

  • DC#FREE
  • VOTE#DC
  • FR33#DC
  • DC# 001
  • DISTRIK
  • DSTRICT
  • DCUNITE
  • DC# EPH

Any suggestions? Thoughts? If you have another idea just put it in the comments. To test out an idea, just head over here and plug it into the DC DMV website. It's a great way to burn your lunch hour.

posted at: 2005-06-22 15:53:54 with 4 comments

This article is hilarious. As someone who thought we should've said "freeing the Iraqi people" in the first place, it's certainly interesting to see that argument brought up this late.

posted at: 2005-06-21 14:43:25 with 0 comments

Okay, I finally manged to get my new AmEx Blue with ExpressPay. Accordingly, I took a trip to CVS to test it out. After I picked up some items, I walked to the front of the store, palmed my card over the reader, and walked out.

amex expresspay image

No receipt. No pin. No nothing.

Now the obvious question is: how long until someone breaks their card, slices open their palm, and sews it inside? Every time I pull out my card I think If only I could just wave my hand...

And I'm not talking Mexican AG style: I want credit tied to my hand, not some silly lojack-like device. Although, now that I think about it, GPS and credit access would be a cool combo...that way only purchases made with my personal RFID number would be authorized if they were in the same vicinity as my GPS device. Best of all, if someone managed to put a scanner up to hand without my knowledge, I could later track it down to a specific location. Now I want it!

posted at: 2005-06-21 11:40:49 with 0 comments

This is going to be the best movie all summer. Yes, even better than Stealth.

March of the Penguins!

penguin

I'll quote directly from the website:

Each winter, alone in the pitiless ice deserts of Antarctica, deep in the most inhospitable terrain on Earth, a truly remarkable journey takes place as it has done for millennia. Emperor penguins in their thousands abandon the deep blue security of their ocean home and clamber onto the frozen ice to begin their long journey into a region so bleak, so extreme, it supports no other wildlife at this time of year. In single file, the penguins march blinded by blizzards, buffeted by gale force winds. Resolute, indomitable, driven by the overpowering urge to reproduce, to assure the survival of the species.

Go watch the preview, right now. Do it!

posted at: 2005-06-20 16:26:52 with 2 comments

The new Salon theme for tomorrow was unveiled. So get ready for some waffle-house style scheming. It's all part of a complete breakfast. (Aside: I searched for fifteen minutes for a picture of a "complete breakfast" including lucky charms or some other cereal...no dice. Evidently the powers of the internets break down when summoned to recall video images from one's sugar-addled childhood. Anyone care to share?)

And Ronald, regardless of how the interview goes, get over here! Someone needs to show Brad how four-square is done. I'm sure Jill and Michael can do that too, but the more vets, the better.

posted at: 2005-06-20 16:25:38 with 1 comments

Well I just wanted to get a lot of people wishing me the best luck. I have an interview for a job in Maui this afternoon. So if things work out I will be able to update the werkz with the latest breaking island news. I think stories like "Today at the Beach", "While snorkeling today", "Riding the waves", "Hiked a new part of the rain forest today", will be common place, so wish me the best of luck.

posted at: 2005-06-20 14:09:00 with 1 comments

werkz advice: go read it!

Philip K. Dick's latest novel soon-to-be-adapted into a movie is "A Scanner Darkly". Having finally read the book, I can say it's one of his best works. Unlike most of his other stories, ASD is set in a present day location, with only a few minor futuristic additions. At the heart of the story though, is a tale of a narcotics officer who must spy on himself in order to discover who is peddling drugs. If this sounds weird, it is. But it makes for a great novel. Go check it out today...if the upcoming movie is half as good as the book, I'll be the first in line to see it. It is sad that the kaufmann screenplay was killed, however.

posted at: 2005-06-20 13:12:00 with 0 comments

A busy weekend, to be sure. Let's start the ball rolling on Friday (thus avoiding any jungle-safari fun) evening, when a bunch of us hit DG to begin. The weather this weekend was absolutely amazing, so we sat outside, and eventually Brad, Kristen, Kevin and Michael were all enjoying the wonderful evening, proving that the ability to take over DG's super-tiny bar is not the single best part of this rarely-crowded restaurant.

From there, things got a little more complicated. In an effort to join two groups already out and about in g-town (led by Sean and Loaf respectively), we cabbed over to the always less-than-impressive "happiest bar in town". As might be expected, the place was jammed to the ceiling with young republicans, forcing us to abandon that prong of the attack and retreat up M St. After being rebuffed at Mie-n-Yu and electing to skip Old Glory, we made it to the Wisconsin line. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and so we attempted to hit Third Edition. Several minutes later, suitably chastened by the attempt to escape to any place with more than two inches of breathing room, we decided to attempt to hook up with Loaf's group down by the Waterfront.

At this point, to be sure, any Washingtonian would know we were doomed to failure. Yet we stubbornly kept going, marshalling our forces to make it there just in time to discover Loaf had left to go elsewhere. In a flash of pure brilliance, Kevin suggested we make an orderly retreat across town, to which we all agreed. A few minutes later, and we were safely ensconced at St. Ex, enjoying a non crowded environment with friends. Later, Sean joined us and, as all good evenings end, we hit Ben's.

Saturday dawned bright and beautiful as well. With the sun high in the sky, I jumped in the car and drove over to Bethesda with Brad to catch the latest Miyazaki flick. It's definitely worth it. (Perhaps Brad will post a review later.) Later, we encased some presents for f-day in some cool paper. When the evening rolled around, a group of school friends of Brad's were set to gather at...well, gather somewhere. Given the great weather, a small group of us started at the Reef roof, which was pleasant. Although I wanted to avoid the absolutely cabulous experience of Friday night, we ended up relocating to the Front Page to meet another group. Miracle of Miracles, the place was almost empty, with plenty of space to grow our group larger, which is shortly did. Our good luck held when someone brought by some krispy goodness, and then we were on our way to Japone. (hmm. rhyme..) Several sake-sotted songs later, we decide to close out at Five. Altogether a great time with several new faces I hadn't met before.

Sunday arrived far too early: by oversleeping I missed my departure time for traveling back to the Valley. A few hurried phone calls later, I threw the boat-load of packages in the boot and roared out of DC. Into traffic. Once I cleared the beltway though, route 50 was an amazing ride. I keep forgetting how much I love to drive, but a perfectly blue sky and white cloud day makes me remember in a heartbeat. Several savory steaks and relatives' conversation consumed, (plus plenty of presents opened by multiple men with children in addition to b-day stuff) I half-heartedly checked my e-mail to see when the afternoon event I was attending began. To my shock, I was already late. After saying some hurried goodbyes, Brad and I jumped back in the car, screamed out of the driveway and proceeded to light up the route all the way back to town.

We stopped at the house to park the car, pick up Jenna, and head over fashionably late to a friend's super-b-day party. I enjoyed several tasty burgers and some equally delicious conversations/interrogations (sorry, new girl!) in the process. Before I knew it, the sun had gone down and we were being scooted back to our house just in time for some old-school ATV-OF3 action, just like in the days of yore with Helena and Heath. Only this time, it was with Jenna and Michael and Brad. Another perfect end to a perfect weekend.

posted at: 2005-06-20 11:51:14 with 0 comments

So I'm driving to work today and I pass a gas station where supreme (the level I buy) is up to $2.75.

Wow. I wonder why.

posted at: 2005-06-20 09:36:48 with 3 comments

werkz advice: skip it

so i recently read a copy of naked lunch by william s. burroughs. it was awful. in fact, it might be one of the worst books i've ever read. the descriptions of "interzone" were tedious and cliched, reminding me of a certain Onion article. In the end, the book was simply boring.

posted at: 2005-06-17 16:58:04 with 0 comments

I saw a little movie about bats on Wednesday, but haven’t been able to shoot up a review till now.

Okay, let’s get the bad stuff out of the way. Christopher Nolan seems unable to film a fight scene in a clear, coherent fashion. Wayne Sr. is too perfect and treacly. And Katie Holmes's character is flat and boring.

The good news: Batman Begins is the Batman movie we’ve all been waiting for (at least, the live-action theatrical release we’ve all been waiting for, since the animated Batman: Mask of the Phantasm and The Batman/Superman Movie are both worth a watch). It’s interesting, it’s action-packed in the right places, and it makes a guy in a cape seem plausible. Most importantly, it’s tonally right— balancing the darkness and the humor quite well—and it tells a Batman story most of us haven’t seen before. Cillian Murphy turns a wussy villain into a worthy first foe, and we get a surprise introduction to Ra’s Al Ghul, one of the more enigmatic but interesting Bat-foes.

Sure, I have my opinions. I would have loved for young Bruce’s decision to become Batman to be more drawn out (there’s a step or two between “Bats are scary” and “I’m Batman” that I would have liked to have seen, even if the famous “Criminals” speech my title references wouldn’t have flown). I think Alfred’s being brought on board as an accomplice deserved acting out. “Ducard”’s organization and goals are somewhat silly, and I wanted more Dr. Crane/Scarecrow! We get that he’s a particularly nuanced sadist, but I’d love hints as to why…

But those are quibbles compared to the fact that this is movie that did a really good job, and has definitely (one might say defiantly) resurrected the hero Joel Schumacher killed.

What’s more interesting to me, in some ways, than the movie itself are the reviews, particularly the negative ones. There’s a petulance to them that is interesting, as if they so badly hate superhero movies, or so deeply want this franchise in particular to die, that they’re quite put out that a passable, or even dare I say good, movie was made. I can understand their frustration with seeing “yet another” superhero movie, but it’s still a relatively young genre (they didn’t become a true phenomenon until post-1999, when The Matrix both killed the traditional “humans with guns” film and proved the technology was there to finally do superheroes right) with characters and stories worth seeing. And this is not just any superhero—it’s Batman, one of the big archetypes! (I’ll take “guy finding meaning post-parents’ murder” over “bickering foursome gets bathed in space rays” any day.) And by showing his struggle to essentially become himself, and by doing a decent job of it, this movie is worth more respect than the naysayers have given it.

Is it a perfect film? No. But is it good? Does it add to the myth? Will you believe a man (with the right fortune, a thirst for revenge, and polymers in his cape) can (almost) fly? Definitely yes. All I know is, when Bale first said, “I’m Batman” people all over the theater started clapping. It’s nice to be excited about that phrase again.

posted at: 2005-06-17 13:32:47 with 0 comments

If you haven't seen yesterday's press briefing go give it a look. Truly priceless. Thanks to Holden for catching the choice parts:

Q Scott, is the insurgency in Iraq in its last throes?

MR. McCLELLAN: Terry, you have a desperate group of terrorists in Iraq that are doing everything they can to try to derail the transition to democracy. The Iraqi people have made it clear that they want a free and democratic and peaceful future. And that's why we're doing everything we can, along with other countries, to support the Iraqi people as they move forward. The fact that they are making great progress on the political front is significant because that helps defeat the terrorists, because the terrorists don't want to see democracy take hold. They don't want lasting democratic institutions to be put in place. And that's why we are standing with the Iraqi people as they move forward on the political front.

We're also standing with the Iraqi people as they move forward on -- to address the security situation. We are working side by side with Iraqi forces now to defeat those terrorists and regime elements who want to derail the transition to democracy. And every day we move forward on democracy and training Iraqi security forces is every day closer that we are to succeeding in Iraq.

Q But the insurgency is in its last throes?

MR. McCLELLAN: The Vice President talked about that the other day -- you have a desperate group of terrorists who recognize how high the stakes are in Iraq. A free Iraq will be a significant blow to their ambitions.

Q But they're killing more Americans, they're killing more Iraqis. That's the last throes?

MR. McCLELLAN: Innocent -- I say innocent civilians. And it doesn't take a lot of people to cause mass damage when you're willing to strap a bomb onto yourself, get in a car and go and attack innocent civilians. That's the kind of people that we're dealing with. That's what I say when we're talking about a determined enemy.

Q Right. What is the evidence that the insurgency is in its last throes?

MR. McCLELLAN: I think I just explained to you the desperation of terrorists and their tactics.

Q What's the evidence on the ground that it's being extinguished?

MR. McCLELLAN: Terry, we're making great progress to defeat the terrorist and regime elements. You're seeing Iraqis now playing more of a role in addressing the security threats that they face. They're working side by side with our coalition forces. They're working on their own. There are a lot of special forces in Iraq that are taking the battle to the enemy in Iraq. And so this is a period when they are in a desperate mode.

Q Well, I'm just wondering what the metric is for measuring the defeat of the insurgency.

MR. McCLELLAN: Well, you can go back and look at the Vice President's remarks. I think he talked about it.

Q Yes. Is there any idea how long a last throe lasts for?

MR. McCLELLAN: Go ahead, Steve.

Be sure to read Holden for the best Goyal part ever as well...

posted at: 2005-06-17 10:26:37 with 0 comments

See, today is much nicer than yesterday, which was still cooler than Tuesday. The only problem? My building's A/C went out a bit ago...so it's getting ridiculously humid in here now. Urgh.

posted at: 2005-06-16 16:35:44 with 0 comments

So, I normally respect TNR but all I have to say in response to this editorial is WTF?

The most idiotic line?

Bolton believes in the sovereign power of democracies because they are responsive and responsible to their peoples.

Um, are we talking about the same democracy that overwhelmingly thinks President Bush is doing a bad job? Or the one that says the Iraq war wasn't worth it? Or the one that wants to protect Social Security? The problem with this administration is not that its nominees are anti-democratic, it's that the administration itself refuses to heed the will of the people. Get it? Hell, if Germany and England and Spain had all been "responsive" to their people, they wouldn't have helped us in Iraq.

I'm a hawk, don't get me wrong. But you shouldn't send a guy who hates the UN to be its ambassador, just as the administration did by packing the EPA and Interior departments with ex-lobbyists for oil and gas exploration. I suppose Peretz would say that they "believe in the sovereign power of markets because they are responsive to investors".

posted at: 2005-06-16 14:23:04 with 0 comments

I thought that the last game I went to was good but it looks like last night's was even better. If you live in DC and aren't following the Nats, you need to real soon, before the rest of us start labeling you a band wagoner.

It's not, of course, that the Nats are a dominant powerhouse team. Instead it's that they keep squeaking out victories by one or two runs, often after blowing a lead. That's dramatic, and in the end, even more fun than a blow out.

Now I just have to figure out how I can get off of work for the day game against the Mets that I have tickets for when the Nats roll back into town in early July...

posted at: 2005-06-16 07:46:17 with 0 comments

That's right. I finally got my taxation without representation license plates today...along with my registration card. Hooray!

posted at: 2005-06-16 07:40:10 with 0 comments

werkz advice: go see it today.

rather than bore people with a summary, let me just say that Mr & Mrs. Smith is the best movie of the past six months. hands down. so stop reading this and go watch it. now!

posted at: 2005-06-16 06:57:27 with 0 comments

Glad to see I got some help in my absence. Thanks must go out to Helena and Fincher.

I am, alas, too tired to relate this past week's non-stop-train-ride of fun and sun and heat and humidity and fun but I'll try to add something tomorrow. Last night, as I drove toward DC on the back roads of rural Virginia, I realized once again, that things don't get much easier.

Okay, time to juice up and head out again. Never a dull moment in the district...

posted at: 2005-06-13 19:18:21 with 0 comments

the posting has slowed, but the lunching has not. several assignments and travels to Wellesley have occupied my free time in the last two weeks, but here are my records of locales frequented. I'd write my comments, but I'm off to The Modern in five!

Onigashima

La Masseria

Molyvos

Sushi Den

And finally, Al Bustad (East Midtown Lebanese) and Ruby Foo's (bleh).

posted at: 2005-06-13 12:21:57 with 0 comments

Since Ed isn't around to say so, I will say it for him. Ed thinks this is very cool. Ed is not concerned about privacy for at least two reasons. The first is that he always pays with a credit card anyway, so his purchases are already linked to his identity. And second, all he ever buys is diet dr. pepper and that just isn't worth anyone's time to invade his privacy and think about.

For the record, I also think this is cool, but they have to get rid of that ten-digit number step. Just placing your finger on the sensor and then walking out with your purchases is much cooler. I am not terribly concerned about privacy issues, although I am fiercely liberal, so if anyone wants to explain to me why I should be concerned, I'd probably be easily convinced.

Discuss.

posted at: 2005-06-09 13:27:35 with 1 comments

The weekend went by too quickly. And now, tomorrow, I'll be departing for Boston to join Brad in some celebratory fun.

And so, once again, I'm going to ask everyone who has access to post a few things to the site. Last time I asked for this, I think only Jil and Brad helped me out, but these past few weeks have seen a slew of posts from a variety of people, so just keep up the good work.

Okay, time to finally head out of work, pack my stuff, then head back to work at an ungodly hour.

posted at: 2005-06-06 19:43:44 with 0 comments

what with next week's juxtaposition of graduation and reunion, it hit me that what i need is a killer mix to blast through ed's hks and what better crew to help me make that conglomeration than the various friends'o'th'werkz?

so what i'm looking for is simply one song suggestion per person, that's right, just one even for you audiophiles! and there will be some rules to guide you in your selection so i don't end up with black flag's tv party next to manilow's copacabana - not that i'd listen to the latter anyway! here goes...

  1. songs must be at least tangentially related to reunions, graduations, or perhaps the school involved, and not in a 'i heard this at perry the first time i walked into the goat room' sort of way. however a good story will up the odds of success...

  2. songs may be from any era, though i'd recommend staying away from country music or torch songs, unless they're performed in a mocking style by a socal pop/punk band

  3. remember this is for brad's pleasure, not simply your favorite song, but you can try to expand my horizons if you're daring...

i've picked one already, by a band that i typically dislike, but the song is rather good. i'll put it in the comments section afer a few of you join in. thanks!

posted at: 2005-06-03 17:57:37 with 7 comments

werkz advice: a fun quick read

Glen Duncan's "I Lucifer" is an amusing jaunt through the religious implications of whether the original Great Satan could hack it here on earth for a month. Along the way, Lucifer's biting cynicism and witty repartee provide a great back-story to what is, in the end, a tale of redemption. (Or is it redemption gone awry? No spoilers here.) By making the main character a simple anagram, (Declan Gunn) Duncan manages to make himself extremely likable. Put simply, if you ever slogged through Milton and want some literary payback, this is the book for you...

posted at: 2005-06-03 17:22:57 with 0 comments

werkz advice: worth it. go pick up a copy

most people know i'm a fan of garbage. in fact, i've yet to meet a person with more garbage cds than i have. (curse the almo marketing scheme!) so i'm probably not an unbiased person to conduct a review, but here goes. the new garbage album "bleed like me" is a great one, well worth your money. unlike their last effort "beautiful garbage", this time garbage manages to package a whole variety of tracks all of which are enjoyable, from the in-your-face attitude of "bad boyfriend" and "right between the eyes" to the more beat driven like my personal favorite, "metal heart" to the slower ending track, "happy home". almost everyone can find at least a couple tracks on this album, regardless of their speed, to enjoy.

posted at: 2005-06-03 17:13:17 with 0 comments

Yeah, see the title? That's the year. So when I call you up and ask to subscribe to one of your fancy services, that costs money, don't tell me "our computer system is updating at the moment" because you know what? I don't believe you. Especially when you give up and say "I'm sorry can you call back?" as a solution to the problem. Just keep me on hold. Hell, it was under 10 minutes...that's the standard time for Verizon to even notice the phone is ringing for god's sake. I've happily waited half an hour for some places. But telling a paying customer to "call back" is suicide.

Besides, in this day and age, to have a computer system be "busy updating" for ten minutes at a time is ridiculous. Especially if you're a credit-card company. Hell, I know you're outsourcing the labor force...but shouldn't that enable you to save money to invest in hardware? Grr.

posted at: 2005-06-03 14:27:41 with 0 comments

werkz advice: borrow don't buy it.

nine inch nails latest work, "with teeth" is a solid if uninspiring work. almost every even-numbered track is good, but not brilliant, with a few odd numbered ones coming in strong too. but if you're looking for some standout, crank-up-the-volume-to-scare-old-ladies tunes, you'll come away disappointed.

on the whole, the album works, it just doesn't shine. it's well produced, with solid industrial underpinnings and some electronica layered on top. i personally have a couple favorite tracks, but none that i think would be universally admired. on the bright side, there aren't many signs of weakness, ave for the sixty seconds of silence during one particular track. in the end, as a friend told me, "trent, we've heard this from you before". if that's what you're looking for, go get it. if you want mr. reznor to push the envelope a bit, skip it.

posted at: 2005-06-03 14:23:47 with 0 comments

things that annoy edward:

  • people who get in line for a drink at the game, totter up to the vendors, get their beverage, then ask how much it is and upon learning said price say "it's five dollars?!?!" as if they were unable to read the giant sign above them or the fifty buttons affixed to every vendor's shirt. sheesh. complaining about high prices at sporting events is fine. just don't do it in line, lady.

things that make edward's day start off great:

  • people driving minis who wave hello to me

things that edward is ambivalent about:

  • the lack of more reviews on the site
posted at: 2005-06-03 10:52:54 with 0 comments

Loaf and I just saw the best Nats game ever.

The price of my ticket package just paid for itself . Whew. I cannot speak I am so hoarse.

posted at: 2005-06-02 23:40:02 with 2 comments

After finishing a couple books and some cds, I was all set to throw up some reviews on the site during my lunch break.

Except, today, I'm not taking a lunch break. Simply too much work.

At least, right now, I can speak normally again. Last night, attempting to have a conversation on the phone with two friends, was less than inspiring.

posted at: 2005-06-02 15:01:11 with 0 comments

It's always the same plan: get home, eat a little, then go out. Only tonight, right as I began stage two, I ended up with a big hole in my tongue. Now I can't speak easily and the uneaten food and drink is sitting right in front of me, taunting my sensibilities.

Aarglh.

posted at: 2005-06-01 20:38:57 with 0 comments

Well, Tuesday Salon was good, as always. The foursquare was fast and furious, and the conversations even more so.

This morning was the first hellish one in my new job. Our internal e-mail system fell completely apart. Not my fault, of course, but it took some serious lifting to get it back up again.

The weekend, ah, the weekend. Saturday dawned bright and clear, and a few hours later, began to look awful. My planned excursion to the shores of Maryland was in doubt, and with the arrival of Jenna's two friends, I decided to pack it in and go another day. Of course, shortly after the four of us began to drive all over DC, the clouds parted and the day appeared great once more. (Can Jenna control the weather to achieve her goals? I hesitate to speculate...) We agreed, at least, to go to the beach on a day trip the next day.

A trip to total beverage later, we got back to the house with just enough time to chill the champagne and prepare for the spontaneous party text-message invitation-only. I single-handedly wrestled the kitchen sink into submission and then dressed for the occasion. An hour went by. Then two. The magnums of champagne decreased significantly in size. Suddenly, the gates opened up and the house was a sea of chaos. Friends poured in from all over, filling the rooms up and spilling outside. Hours later, I retreated to sleep...

The next morning, the house messy as usual, Jenna's friends, Jenna and myself all piled into the car and took off toward the O.C. Ocean City, that is. Despite the lack of quality mom-n-pop fish-n-chip establishments on the drive over, and the inability to secure a wookie from a restaurant (or to get our cursed fries in time!) we had a great trip. Much like the last time I was in OC, we quickly found a parking space close to the beach. The only difference this time? Well, it was slightly illegal. Having a tiny car though, we were able to pull into a non-existent space, pay a couple bucks, and leave.

Some funnel cake, fries and crabs later, we were finally at the beach. Hooray! I made one mistake, namely, getting in the water. After that initial plunge into icy coolness, I got out, tackled my book and dried off slowly.

Soon it was, unfortunately, time to return. The drive back was uneventful, but by the time we made it back into town we were ravenous. I'll skip the first place we hit, and merely say that the second was wonderful. A great way to end a long sunsoaked day.

Monday I managed to secure five new chairs for the house, including some replacement kitchen chairs. I also finished up wonderfalls, which was nice, and even had time to start a little GITS:SAC. Plus, I hit the roof for some more rays, cleaned the house, and went shopping for supplies for Tuesday Salon. Altogether, a great memorial weekend.

posted at: 2005-06-01 17:57:58 with 0 comments

exhausted but i have returned, and while recapping is pretty much impossible, highlights could be dredged from a sea of permanent quasi-wakefulness.

there of course was the sun and the sand and the surf, accompanied too perfectly by villas for six, a never-ending stream of jerked foods, juici patties, and regular beverages (though one alternative - ting, was pretty damn good) as well as charming excursions like climbing waterfalls and tubing down rapid-filled rivers (forty plus tubes - imagine!)

but unlike any beach trip i've been on, there was also a political and social side, the whole of which would be better suited for comments, but lets just say that there were meetings with mps, cabinet ministers (of whom several accompanied us to various nightspots) and even the opposition. and we visited tivoli and arnett gardens, which i'm pretty sure is not on your average brit tourist's itinerary. oddest moment when ex-prime minister seaga argues with one of us that there is no crime in tivoli, and someone wryly notes 'no one reports anything 'cause the cops are too scared to come down here!'

i could continue on, but you're bored, and i'm tan, so it's time to get back to the stream of parties (four yesterday alone) and my fading youth...

posted at: 2005-05-31 11:18:22 with 0 comments

Is anyone here following this Galloway thing? Apparently a British MP was called before a Senate subcommittee about oil appropriations and managed to turn the questioning around in a pretty dramatic fashion. I first read about it while perusing Bob the Angry Flower. I don’t know the terrain enough to know who’s right, but, as Bob’s Stephen Notley points out, the rhetoric alone is worth the read. Check out the transcript here and some context and commentary here and here. And meanwhile, the transcript isn’t on the subcommittee’s website, which naturally has the blogoverse abuzz, as a quick Google search will illustrate. Anyone have opinions/know more?

posted at: 2005-05-31 10:54:15 with 1 comments

I'll try to recap the weekend at lunch tomorrow. Right now I'm too tired from all the fun I had. So what can I give you in the interim? Well, how about the geese that attacked me last week, biting my arm three times in the course of one lunch break.

when geese attack

Remember, because of the long weekend, Tuesday Salon is tomorrow...the absence of four-square the last time was a downer, but the weather looks great for tomorrow by contrast.

posted at: 2005-05-30 22:43:27 with 0 comments

Signs the evening at the dance club might be coming to an end:

  • People stop dancing halfway through a Ramones song out of exhaustion.
  • Use of House of Pain to jump start the party results in 2 people jumping around.
  • The glass dropped earlier becomes pulverized into sand
  • Several songs start with a loud cheer only to fade into silence as the crowd realizes they have no clue what song is being played
  • The transitions don't exist anymore
  • Some idiot starts swing dancing

Yeah, that's it. Time to start memorial day weekend.

posted at: 2005-05-28 02:23:25 with 0 comments

this week I learned that our per head lunch cap is technically $50, but partners and senior associates have the discretion to exceed it. duly noted. the past week's culinary adventures include

Rock Center Café: nicely located right next to the ice rink at Rockefeller Center but serves subpar crab cakes

Brasserie 8 1/2: dramatic staircase entrance, gorgeous interior, and the best cappuccino froth I've ever encountered

Zona Rosa: beautiful decor, yummy Mexican food, and the best guacamole ever

today was payday! time to leave early and go shopping.

posted at: 2005-05-27 16:22:02 with 1 comments

werkz advice: go make a reservation. today.

Recently, in keeping with an age-old 'werkzian tradition, I needed to take Jenna out to eat in celebration of my new position. So I decided to hit Ray's The Steaks, since I've got a car and can venture into NoVa now with little fear.

Suffice it to say, Ray's is the best steakhouse I've ever been to. If you can manage to get a reservation, (their phone system is a little erratic), go make one today. Our server was jocular and helpful, the cuts themselves were to die for, and unlike some places, the focus was all about the meat. The two tiny side dishes that came with our meal were barely touched, probably because they looked like warm-ups to the main event. The appetizers were perfect, but if you're able to eat an appetizer and a steak and a side dish, I'd be impressed. It took a lot of effort for me to do so.

The dining atmosphere is certainly a departure from the DC clubbiness of a Sam & Harry's, but the result was far superior. If the food (steak!) is your passion, head over to Ray's.

posted at: 2005-05-27 15:53:05 with 0 comments

Every morning, for the past week, I've heard a thudding sound when I'm shaving in my bathroom. After a couple of days, I asked Michael about it and he said that some cardinal had been slapping into his window regularly. Not believing him, the next time I heard the noise, I jumped out of the bathroom in a lathery state and ran to the window. Sure enough, some brain-damaged cardinal was sitting there. A few seconds later it ran right into the window again. Bizarre.

Now that I'm driving to work, I'm finally able to bust out my briefcase which has been in hiding for the past three years. Now I can get back to looking like I'm some sort of international terrorist with an expense account.

At work this morning I filled an entire whiteboard with tasks. Nothing is so much fun as defining what you need to do in lieu of actual work. The best part was making a complicated diagram of the network in the process. Although my current office has a large set of windows and a large whiteboard, I think my ultimate office would be one with a enormous monitor, an enormous window, and an enormous whiteboard. Nothing else. I'm over halfway there right now, save only for the monitor part.

posted at: 2005-05-27 14:13:40 with 0 comments

For a great time, go see the WaPo chat with three cartoonists...Piraro is, as usual, excellent.

posted at: 2005-05-27 13:59:41 with 0 comments

If there's one thing the Germans are fascinated by, it's the U.S. military... and the fact that you can use Google's satellite photos to spy on air force bases and even spot a Stealth bomber.... and get directions to it!

If you scroll down to the end of the article, though, you can check out Area 51... the coolest of all.

posted at: 2005-05-26 17:07:28 with 1 comments

I was attacked by a mob of geese at lunch today. One in particular seemed to think that my arm was a novel form of food. Surprisingly, getting bit by a goose isn't all that painful.

I'll try to load up some pictures later.

posted at: 2005-05-26 15:44:52 with 0 comments

I just realized that there are three groups of people I find untrustworthy:

  • people who work in IT but prefer telephone conversations to e-mail
  • people who own a company but have a "@aol.com" e-mail address
  • people who try to convince you "they're cool and smart" when they hire you

Any other groups you guys would care to add?

posted at: 2005-05-26 12:18:55 with 0 comments

Driving to work on the GW this morning and then hitting the back roads of Langley, I realized that things couldn't get much better. Perfect blue skies, the top down, some bummed Rage cds screaming I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more and an ice cold beverage in the cup holder.

Reviews of a couple cds and a super-fun time with Jenna last night forthcoming. Until then, I'm just going to stare longingly out my huge-window as I do my unbelievably fun job. Maybe it's the fumes from the whiteboard cleaner I just used, but starting with a clean slate at a new place, literally, is always exciting.

Yes, even rip your pants exciting.

posted at: 2005-05-26 11:21:51 with 0 comments

Tuesday Salon was good, despite the rain. We managed to accumulate a Strategic Cookie Reserve over the course of the evening which should be mildly fun to tap into over the next week.

The lack of four-square was annoying, though. I may have to have an impromptu session some other time this week to make up for it.

On the job front, I got the news yesterday that my new company was planning to be purchased in the next couple of months. (This time, the merger in question is a good thing for me!) I was so excited that I left the meeting, closed down my computer, ran outside into the rain and promptly bit it in the parking lot, skinning my knees and ripping my pants in the process. Note to edward: slow down after you're excited.

Time to go enjoy my awesome still-new job.

posted at: 2005-05-25 09:03:29 with 0 comments

Wow. The finale of House was perfect. In fact, with the notable exception of About A Boy, there are few other works of fiction in which I identify so strongly with the main character.

Of course, I'm not a huge fan of Sela Ward, but that's incidental. When she told House that she was annoyed that he was so often right I felt perfectly at home. I can only hope Fox renews them for a second season.

posted at: 2005-05-25 01:18:58 with 0 comments

We won. From the mouth of Dobson himself.

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo., May 23 /U.S. Newswire/ -- Focus on the Family Action Chairman Dr. James C. Dobson today issued the following statement, upon the announcement by members of the U.S. Senate that a "compromise" had been reached on the filibuster issue:

"This Senate agreement represents a complete bailout and betrayal by a cabal of Republicans and a great victory for united Democrats. Only three of President Bush’s nominees will be given the courtesy of an up-or-down vote, and it's business as usual for all the rest. The rules that blocked conservative nominees remain in effect, and nothing of significance has changed. Justice Clarence Thomas, Justice Antonin Scalia, and Chief Justice William Rehnquist would never have served on the U. S. Supreme Court if this agreement had been in place during their confirmations. The unconstitutional filibuster survives in the arsenal of Senate liberals.

Nice. We're building an arsenal now!

posted at: 2005-05-24 10:29:19 with 2 comments

hello ocho rios!

posted at: 2005-05-24 04:56:01 with 0 comments

Lately, I’ve been remiss in my duties as both a reviewer and reporter of madcap adventures…and will likely continue to be so for a short while. But I’m poking my head in because some sad news has hit the BW-Metro radio world: Lopez of 98 Rock is dead. Since the year I was born, Lopez read Baltimore the news in a way that was entertaining, informative, wise, and sardonic. Most importantly, he put the news in context, refusing to shy away from a story’s complexities (even when his sometimes old-school Baltimore conservative listeners…and co-hosts…would have rathered he did). He made Maryland a more thoughtful, aware, and engaged place—would that we could all say the same. Go to DCRTV.com and follow the links to get the full picture of this broadcaster.

posted at: 2005-05-23 08:40:50 with 2 comments

Wow. 19 hours of driving has left me tired. But the car is over 1400 miles old now, so I can start to redline it.

The stories about multiple car crashes, crazy people meeting, fortuitous cop moments, evil bouncers and the like will have to wait until I have enough energy to keep typing. Which I no longer do.

posted at: 2005-05-23 01:59:24 with 0 comments

fincher, here, having survived her first week as a summer associate at an unnamed law firm in manhattan. she was wined, she was dined, she was handed a brand new blackberry. alas, the summer will include too many culinary experiences to outline in detail, so a brief weekly update shall have to suffice:

Beacon: the salmon was good, the attorney who took me swears by the mussels (something to try next time)

Acqua Pazza: good food, love the brown and blue color scheme

China Grill: good scene, mediocre food

all of the above restaurants were chosen by the attorneys. my personal targets include the following:

Nobu: consensus has it that this is hands-down the best sushi place in the city--an absolute must eat

Tabla: allegedly the best Indian food in New York. I'm skeptical (see Lexington Ave in the 20s and Jackson Heights, Queens)

it may be difficult to mobilize to dine outside of midtown, so the real question is how expensive a restaurant can one request to be taken to? the above-mentioned three were rated by zagat's in the $50-$60 range for one person, but the top-rated midtown locales approximate $90-$200. hmm. chew on that till next week.

posted at: 2005-05-20 23:28:25 with 2 comments

Yeah, there might be some spoilers in this, so if you haven't seen the finale of the OC, skip this. I'll try to keep it mostly free of hints, though.

Basically, the finale was fairly lame. Tons of touch-feely garbage, along with the reintroduction of some old characters and some new (attractive?) ones. The whole episode seemed needlessly meta, however, in a Delirious sort of way. Characters kept saying things like, "Well, everything kind of went to hell a year ago...", or "everything got super crazy as soon as you left" or even, "these sorts of things don't happen to our family" as if one of the actors was about to turn to the camera, pierce the veil and say "thanks crappy screenwriters".

Nothing bothers me more than when an already melodramatic series attempts to be more dramatic by having formerly good characters fall from grace. It's silly and pointless.

Oh, and the music stank for the finale as well. And there was no explanation for the murder committed earlier. Or at least no one talked about it.

On the plus side, people looked good, the shots were done well, and from a macro perspective, it setup the next season perfectly. However, I have to say I'm looking forward more to the finale of 24 or House.

One final spoiler though: remember kids, if you are using a weapon to "persuade" someone of something, go for the extremity shot. It's less messy but it still leaves a mark.

posted at: 2005-05-20 08:20:29 with 5 comments

This is hilarious.

john boltons guide to diplomacy

Now get back to watching egg-head orrin hatch drone on about judges.

posted at: 2005-05-19 13:39:58 with 0 comments

the galleries may be empty, a rogue senator may be trying to broker a compromise (yes, yes, brad can actually admit liking someone from the other side), but the real story is that we're finally going to bring out the heavy weapons and get this fight in the senate going.

and who better to cover the opening salvos than dana himself - milbank not priest. the best graf may be this:

One can only imagine how the Founders would have viewed yesterday's events. While Frist spoke of killers, Kennedy spoke of "tyranny" and Sen. Ken Salazar (D-Colo.) spoke of "dictatorship." Republicans displayed a large portrait of Owen in the chamber that made it look as though she were a missing person. And Reid, in his excitement, briefly accused the vice president of a dalliance. Dick Cheney is a "great paramour" of virtue, Reid said, before correcting himself to say "paragon."

read the whole thing and get ready for the nuclear war - coming soon, at a senate near you!

posted at: 2005-05-19 11:40:06 with 2 comments

I love this article in the post. Let's roll the tape:

Among themselves, the squirrels appear to feel the same way, according to Vagn Flyger, a retired University of Maryland professor.

Flyger devoted himself to studying squirrels because, as he explains it, they weigh less than a deer and don't bite like a polar bear. He used to smear a tree behind his Silver Spring home with a mixture of peanut butter and Valium and then tattoo the squirrels that he found passed out below.

When he first did this, more than 30 years ago, there were only gray ones, Flyger said. Now, he says, at least four black squirrels live nearby.

Man, I cannot wait for retirement. Then I'll get some peanut butter and valium...

posted at: 2005-05-19 09:12:58 with 0 comments

Two hours before I left work yesterday I had a free evening. Then things went horribly right.

The fact that my car was parked in a garage downtown and my sanity was parked in Glover Park does nothing to detract from the fact that I had a wonderful evening.

Who needs plans that always end up ganging aft agley? Spontaneous ones are superior.

posted at: 2005-05-19 09:06:13 with 0 comments

This is the end for the digital NYT readers:

NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE)--May 16, 2005--The New York Times announced today a new online offering called TimesSelect, which for a modest fee will provide exclusive access to Op-Ed and news columnists on NYTimes.com, easy and in-depth access to The Times's online archives, early access to select articles on the site, as well as other exciting features.

News is, by and large, fairly free on the internet. Commentary is even more so. But let's consider the two head to head on technology issues:

  • NYT and WaPo have both setup xml/rss feeds
  • NYT has decided to start charging for opinion columns
  • WaPo has setup blogs by a variety of different authors
  • NYT archive articles retreat behind a wall after a couple weeks
  • WaPo articles stay linked forever

Looking at the list, it becomes fairly clear what each company is attempting to do. The Times seems committed to encouraging people to read its work, only to lure them into paying a fee. You can learn about a new opinion column through an RSS feed, but you have to cough up change to read it. You can read an article on the news page today, but if you go to the same link three weeks from now, you have to pay the piper again.

By contrast, the Post seems committed to expanding readership. If you read an article today, the link works for free forever. They continue to promote journalists and columnists to create blogs, like the always delightful Joel. Instead of nickel and dimeing readers, they are simply using advertising revenue streams. Their model seems to be to attract users of the internets to link to them. It's working.

The difference is huge in terms of a user experience. I long ago stopped linking to NYT articles, because I knew in a few weeks, the link would be dead. Now I won't be able to read opinion columns either, so the final reason I read the Times, namely, Paul Krugman, is gone.

Look at the "most popular articles" on each website. The Times consistently has people visiting the op-ed section. The Post has people visiting more hard news articles. I think that sums it up.

posted at: 2005-05-18 10:49:49 with 1 comments

Despite the lack of Michael, Tuesday Salon was a success, especially on the culinary front. Best of all, we now have a limited supply of several different varieties of mustard.

Four square attendance was down from last week, but the level of play was up. There were tons of great volleys lasting a couple minutes each. And with shorter lines, it was much easier to get right back in and deal out some punishment to Ronald.

The supply of wood held up well, and thanks to some neighborly assistance, I was ballin in no time. Plus, I got to show off the car to the few people who hadn't seen it yet. Four, Dwight and some friends even got to ride in it.

posted at: 2005-05-18 09:59:35 with 1 comments

Why bother with all the kickball drama when you can enjoy Fast Paced Four-Square instead? We're not resorting to flip-cup as a "ritual" either, like the heathens a few blocks over.

Tuesday Salon kicks off today at six in the post meridiem, as usual. You know how it goes...

posted at: 2005-05-17 14:24:58 with 0 comments

It's been awhile since I shared any fast-food stories. Last night, while ordering a pizza from Papa John's, I noticed that their internet service was down. Angry, I turned to Pizza Hut to provide me with some hot delicious pizza pie.

Don't get me wrong: I enjoy Pizza Hut immensely. But this is the same place that in the past has "run out" of pepperonis. Twice. So I was a little wary. But I logged into their new system, ordered a hawaiian pizza, and sat back to wait.

And wait.

And wait.

Forty-five minutes later, a guy appeared at the door. I had paid with a credit card, but I still had to sign the sheet (since you cannot tip online with PH, which is also annoying). But the guy didn't have a pen, forcing me to run inside and rummage for one. Even after I signed it, he said he needed to "do a rubbing" so he took my credit card and did a quick rubbing against the receipt. Sketchtastic, right? Finally, he says, "you only got one pizza right?" to which I replied yes. He then pulls the top pie out of the box and runs back to his car. I take the pizza downstairs, open it, and discover it's the wrong pizza. Running back upstairs, the guy is already gone.

Furious, I call the Pizza Hut line and get to wait on hold for 10 minutes. Finally, a guy picks up and I explain the problem. He says, "well, what kind of pizza did you get" as if his computer couldn't tell him that. I say we received a small pepperoni pizza instead of my medium hawaiian pizza. The guy then says, "well, medium is actually the smallest size" as if that made a difference. I was going to point out that the pizza I received was

  • square
  • covered in pepperonis
  • with dipping sauces
  • sliced into tiny rectangles

instead of the hawaiian pizza which was supposed to be

  • circular
  • covered in ham and pineapple

Instead I just told him it was nothing like the pizza I ordered. So then he says, "Okay, well, how about if I give you a $5 credit on your next order from Pizza Hut?" I couldn't believe it. It was a $20 pizza with tip, and he wanted to give me a $5 credit! So I said, "um, how about if you give me the pizza I ordered instead?" He said yes, and that it would take another 45 minutes.

Sure enough, 45 minutes later, the same guy showed up at the house. He gave me my pizza, apologized profusely, and told me to "check" before I went inside. I did.

Soon I was eating delicious hawaiian pizza and watching the Dukes of Hazard after Robot Chicken. The evening had been saved in the nick of time. Pizza Hut is rapidly joining Armands as a place I refuse to order from.

posted at: 2005-05-17 14:14:35 with 0 comments

Lessons on organic produce given by Obi Wan Cannoli to Cuke Skywalker can be found here. Beware the evil Darth Tater.

Who wants to see Star Wars with me in Boston next weekend?

posted at: 2005-05-16 13:50:31 with 1 comments

It happened again.

A week ago I noticed that due to a series of circumstances beyond my control, if I had chosen to leave my last job either a couple weeks earlier or later, I wouldn't have been able to get my current job. The timing worked out perfectly, and the window was so small, in fact, that had I delayed even a few days in making my decision, I might not have been able to score the perfect position.

I've explained this concept of flow before, almost exactly a year ago.

This weekend I worked incredibly late on Friday evening. As I left Tyson's Corner, I dropped by the apple store to pick up a power adapter for Jenna. (Un?)fortunately, they were out. But I made it back home just in time to hit a local Ethiopian place with Jenna, Michael, and a bunch of other friends on Jenna's side. The service and really, the entire time spent at the Ethiopian place, was a bit of a let down. Afterward though, we rolled over to a party on 13th street just in time for me to have a series of interesting conversations.

So far, the flow was only so-so. Or so I thought.

Yet Saturday, after a not-so-early start, I met Loaf for lunch in my new car. While driving toward Maryland, she mentioned two places she needed to go for two different articles of clothing (one bridal-related). As she called information to get the address of the first spot, I made a couple of turns. By the time she had hung up the phone, I looked around and we were in the exact spot we needed to be. Next to both places. Without any planning on my part.

Later, because I was unable to score Jenna's power adapter on Friday, I hit another apple store and managed to find one for her there. Because I needed to go to Bethesda to get the power adapter, Loaf and I ended up having lunch at the local Rock Bottom. Due to time constraints, we decided to eat inside, which was directly responsible for me running into an old co-worker at my previous firm, who had been fired due to some extremely bad things he had been doing at the firm. Again, only a series of events led me to the restaurant in time to see him. By the time I returned to the city, it was about three minutes away from pouring. Yet I helped escort Jenna and Jill and two other friends to a party and a house, respectively. In the process, I got completely soaked, delaying my return to the house significantly and forcing me to bail on my planned dinner with Kristen. Washing and drying my clothes took forever, which left me not much time before a planned b-day event for a friend of Jenna's who had been out with us during the bad-Ethiopian evening of the previous night.

With mere minutes to spare, I ended up grabbing a bit of sushi with Heidi and showing off the car, albeit with the top up. Here's where the flow really started to crest: my abbreviated dinner left me back at my house about ten minutes after the b-day celebration was due to kick off at the Saloon. I made it back home, parked the car, and walked the few blocks there, only to be told at the door that they were at capacity and I couldn't come in. The guy did say that if my party was already there, that I could join them, so I said I'd look for them.

Unfortunately, the b-day girls weren't there.

Fortunately, several people I knew were!

So I asked quietly if I could pull up a chair and the guy at the door dropped by and asked the other people at the table if they knew me. (Just to test, I guess.) They all said, "yeah, of course, it's Edward" and I was in. Scanning the group of people, I realized that in fact, I knew far more than one or two. A couple of them had worked with Deborah at an old job of hers. Another ran a sailing group that Kevin and I occasionally dropped by. And others had come to Tuesday Salon.

Some time later, the women in question who were hosting the event (but couldn't get in the Saloon) made it inside to inform me that they were relocating to Bohemian Caverns. I said I'd join them there later, as I was having a great time instead with my adopted table. Some time after that, one of the people at the table who was friends with one of the b-day girls got a phone call informing us that they had moved again, this time to Stetson's. Without my connection to the table, I would've been in the dark again.

And so I found myself at Stetson's discussing Sycamore Island and the Outer Banks and Crash with a bunch of people who were even cooler than the earlier group. Everything had worked out perfectly, down to the precise minute. If I'd been delayed or had sped up at any point, nothing could have been so perfect.

It it, really, the best possible way to enjoy an evening: to know that it took a billion tiny chances to come out the right way. It happens to me a great deal but it never ceases to amaze me.

It also drove home a point I had realized earlier that day: that I hate people who willingly avoid others who are not like them. In each group of people I joined during the evening, I was the outsider, the person who wasn't supposed to really be there. Yet I had a great time with everyone at both places. Limiting oneself to certain groups of people is the highest form of arrogance, even if it couched in terms of derision, such as saying, "well, I don't want to hang out with them because they are

  • wear blue ties
  • are jerks
  • are republicans
  • are racists

Okay, who am I kidding? The latter is truly, beyond the pale. But most times people aren't racists or homophobic. They just like to wear blue ties, and you don't. Getting beyond the petty differences is important to me, because the idea that our differences define us is such an outmoded concept. Guess what? You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. And wishing to hang out with snowflakes who melt at your temperature is a silly distinction, because we all do.

Writing someone off, to say that you'll never hang out with them again, is the most egregious form of social slapdowns. To say the same thing about certain groups of people is just as bad. Everyone, no matter how strange, has something interesting about them. The trick is finding it.

However, with all the said, despite being a hypocrite in general, I'd be willing to hang out with the same said people who are unwilling to hang out with others. Perhaps I could show them a thing or two about expanding one's comfort zone.

Sunday dawned poorly, but ended up incredible. I got to put tons of miles on the car, and hit some serious Virginia back roads with a fury. After driving fifty miles, I realized my mouth hurt from smiling. The drive back was especially enjoyable, culminating in some late night barbecue chicken and family guy fun with some nearby neighbors.

Any weekend that ends with an Epic Chicken Fight is a good one.

posted at: 2005-05-16 01:00:31 with 5 comments

Okay, here's my new car:

edwards new car

It's got a lot of power. Every stoplight I'm at I have to remind myself that I'm not supposed to top 4500rpm in the first thousand miles. Fortunately, a trip up to Brad's neck of the woods soon should help me reach that milestone. This morning, going up the GW Parkway, the car practically flew.

Oh, and here's the interior:

edwards new car

Nice, eh?

posted at: 2005-05-13 13:04:13 with 7 comments

the car, man, the car! tell tell tell...

posted at: 2005-05-13 02:46:03 with 1 comments

Okay, here are the metro pix:

advertisement metro train with mcdonalds

And here's what the metro should look like (this is the money train run I saw late last night):

metro money train

I cannot express how bad the advertisement train looked. But even worse: only one car out of six had the ad on it, so it not only looked awful, but out of place. Please Metro, just raise the fares. I'll gladly pay not to have look at those ugly trains.

In other news, I've updates tons of pictures on the image side of the website. So go check them out. You might even catch one of a recent rampage.

posted at: 2005-05-12 08:40:02 with 1 comments

I took a picture of the new metro cars (the ones with ads plastered on them) yesterday.

They disgust me.

I'll throw up the picture in a bit.*

posted at: 2005-05-11 21:05:24 with 1 comments

Oh, and I also scored a second four-square ball. We had two groups going the last time...

posted at: 2005-05-11 20:11:02 with 0 comments

Nicole came to my house for the first time last night, along with another friend from my old workplace. I was glad to see them there.

Work has been crazy busy, which is why my posting level is lower. I'd go into more boring detail, but doing so would actually expose some security flaws, so I'll keep my mouth shut. Let's just say I'm working really hard.

Tomorrow I get the new car.

That's right, tomorrow.

I don't know how I'm going to go to sleep tonight...I'm so excited that I just want today to end and tomorrow morning to fly by. Which, of course, won't happen.

Lately I seem to be attracting a great deal of crazy people, from the bus driver who kept complaining about "those damn (whisper)illegals(/whisper)" on a bus full of people speaking only Spanish, to the overly socially awkward guy on the Metro who kept talking in one continuous stream, a budding Faulkner if you will, except he mostly talked about people throwing up. My attempt to stare into my Pynchon novel never slowed him down for an instant, as he continually asked me direct questions in order to keep the conversation moving. Ugh. When a woman got up to leave he stared at her, then as she left, looked at me and said "yeah, i remember those attractive college girls. she was an A- if you know what i mean". I felt ill.

Over the weekend the 'rents were discussing autistic behavior, and how one of them has certain tendencies that are super-super-mildly autistic. You know, smells to avoid, colors to avoid, etc. (Don't start flaming me in the comments, okay?) I realized that many of the traits I value, like an attention to work while at work, or a focus on logic rather than emotions, are all things that taken to the nth-degree, might qualify as a mild social disorder.

That's why I think navigating between the two worlds is such an important crossing for me, and one that I relate naturally to as the division between business and pleasure. In my mind, at work, being professional is all about pure logic and efficiency. As long as a proper organizational structure is in place, it's easy to be perfectly honest with your boss and not have to play office politics. Obviously, being rude is bad, so perhaps some low-level of social grace is required (telling your boss he/she is an idiot is not a good way to advance further) but in general, the less water-cooler talking and the more working in front of your desk, the better.

When it's time to leave work, however, I feel as if one must move into the personal time with an equal shift into a super-social setting. Why? Because discussing TPS Reports or some other boring office dilemma is not social. And it's like continuing to work in your free time. People who are generally socially clueless, like the crazy guy on the Metro, don't seem to realize what is and is not proper behavior on personal time. Chatting up total strangers is a faux pas, especially when the subject is "people who threw up on the metro". But by the same logic, when one is in any social situation outside of work, the ability to understand how people work is important to getting by.

This is, perhaps the most interesting thing about such a switch: people who tend to be quite poor in social situations often are fine when things are logical and straightforward, such as in the office. Yet the rules governing each situation are not different: one is simply a more complex system.

I'm looking at the network over here and everywhere I turn there are small fixes present: some anti-spyware installed on certain workstations, certain permissions altered to enable certain programs to run. A person who understands these little fixes can get by. On the macro level, the network isn't being operated properly (yet!). Likewise, if a person were to just be dropped into the middle of such a network, they might not understand what's going on. In any system of a large enough size, emergent behavior starts to arise that couldn't have been predicted.

The tiny clues then, that I gave to the man on the metro: the lowering of the eyes, the use of monosyllabic responses, the lack of questions on my part, all were indications of an emergent behavior designed to clue the casual observer in. Of course, the man didn't know what was going on because he was a poor social actor.

But that, I feel, is my main point: anyone, given the proper attention to detail, can transition from a poor social person to a better one. All you do is build up from the basic blocks to the more advanced nuances and gestures gradually. Most people do this well before middle age. The fun begins to happen when one can, perhaps with double-entendres, begin to use tiny statements of little significance to convey fairly large social meanings. The holy grail, of course, would be to create a social contronym, that is, a situation where one says one thing and means it, but at the same time, implies the exact opposite. I'm not there yet. But I'm working towards it.

Whew. Clearly, all work and no play makes edward a dull boy.

posted at: 2005-05-11 19:37:15 with 2 comments

so i'm working out, watching a little 24, when the best facial expression of all time is displayed. i grant a silver monkey cookie to the first ape who can recall the expression and say something funny about it - in the comments section of course, so look there for spoilers!

posted at: 2005-05-10 15:29:07 with 3 comments

Jumping on Ed's bandwagon with some car tales of my own. Really, they are Heath's car tales, but anyway...So, car seemed to be experiencing a sudden and imminent death, and it was thought that transmission was dying and hence, car was dying. So Heath set out to drive it to the nearest mechanic, about 5 blocks away. Car died in driveway and Heath had to get AAA to come and tow. Car arrives at mechanic and it is determined that car has no transmission fluid. Not just old fluid, but no fluid.

So, curious how this could happen. Car has been in for regular oil changes and even a more significant check-up within the last year. So, they should have checked it on multiple occasions and a vehicle that's healthy would not suddenly have no fluid within a year. If they had drained fluid and not replaced at the last oil change, problems would have been immediate and obvious. As in, while driving away from mechanic, gears would be slipping. No visible leaking under car. So, any thoughts as to what is wrong with the transmission? The mechanic should have some info tomorrow, but I'm accepting guesses.

Second question, does your guess as to the problem mean that we fix the car or get a new one? Car is a 1990 Cadillac Seville. Even if it's running pretty well, trade-in won't be much more than $1000. We are not interested in sinking a bunch of money into it.

So, any clever car people out there? I don't know a thing about cars and Heath isn't much better. I was impressed that he correctly diagnosed it as a transmission problem.

posted at: 2005-05-09 18:54:08 with 2 comments

Here are some Rules of Four-Square to peruse that a friend sent over. My thoughts?

  1. The line rules are spot-on. Making outside lines good is common sense. The interior line rules discourage people from hitting it toward both people, which should make less "redo" calls by the judges.

  2. The other rules are idiotic.

posted at: 2005-05-09 13:48:19 with 0 comments

Making the hot chick on Firefly the hot-but-evil chick on Wonderfalls is profoundly disturbing me. Hopefully it's all just a dream...

posted at: 2005-05-08 23:37:59 with 0 comments

Yesterday, on my long walk home, I noticed that my foot hurt, as if a rock had gotten into my shoe. I limped all the way home from McPherson Square. Occasionally, I would stop, shake my foot to move the rock around, and tread on. It felt more like a few pieces of gravel than one solid rock.

When I finally reached home, delirious with hunger and pain (I hadn't eaten anything all day), I took my shoe off. I turned it upside down.

No rock.

I peered inside it, spying a tiny shiny spike. I attempted to dislodge the spike, but it refused to budge. At that point, I turned my shoe over and discovered that there appeared to be a tack in my sole.

Surprised, I tried to loosen the tack from the bottom. No luck. I used a key, but the tack seemed firmly embedded in the sole. I finally located a knife and pried it out. Halfway. Excaliburish, I used my hand to pull the rest out.

It was an inch-long nail.

Now, I can hear you saying, "there's no way an inch long nail went into your shoe without you feeling it" but you're wrong. I had no idea the soles of my shoes were so thick, but apparently they do take up at least half an inch. (I measured later to be sure).

Suffice it to say that I still possess said nail. So if anyone is a doubter, let them come to the dredwerkz and inspect it, and the hole in my sole, themselves.

Today was much the same, sans nail.

posted at: 2005-05-06 21:00:46 with 0 comments

I called my banker today and made the final leap toward the car. All that's left now is to order the insurance and settle on a bank, neither of which were as difficult to do as the banker part. I mean, the insurance part is a small amount of money a month. Settling on a bank has long term implications, but until I got the money together, there was no possibility of that.

Today I spent the entire portion at a satellite office. It reminded me to be humble. Then a tech worker from another company (whose workers work with ours) dropped by to do something simple, namely installing a printer. A few minutes later, I was once again no longer humble

IT people are annoying and frequently stupid. They are often dull and given to long-winded stories about nothing interesting. Why plumb if one hates pipes? Because, quite simply, done properly, a network can be elegant. Invisible, even. Striving for obsolescence is a task few can suffer for. It is never a task one wishes to suffer with anyone.

I haven't eaten anything all day, which is making me slightly, hmm delirious. Some tacos now and sushi later should fix all of that.

posted at: 2005-05-05 17:59:04 with 0 comments

So I've always spelled omelette thusly. So it was odd to come across it spelled this way in Alabama:

huge enormous omelet sandwich at burger king

So what, I thought, they spelled it a little weird. Maybe they did it because it was so huge and enormous! Of course, on my way back to Virginia I spied this one:

omelet shoppe

Now it's one thing to use a local variant of spelling for omelette. But why the hell are you then spelling the word "shop" like "shoppe"? I mean, what's the point?

Spelling omelette like omelet reminds of an ocelot which isn't made of eggs at all. Mmmm. Eggs.

posted at: 2005-05-05 01:00:39 with 1 comments

Actually, I was wrong. The best part of my new job is my new boss. He's brutally honest, hardworking and plain-spoken. After an hour long conversation with him today, I felt as if my decision to go to my new firm was the luckiest move I'd ever made. If things had been different, timing-wise, one week in either direction, (or even a few days!) I wouldn't be where I am today. I can explain later why the windows was so narrow...

The commute, on the other hand, is getting fairly brutal. I took a cab to work today because I was one minute late for the bus, which meant I would have to wait another hour before getting there. Luckily, one of my new co-workers offered to give me a lift from the metro in the future.

At the end of the day I paused, having been shown around the office by the old network admin. It was a good feeling. I have room to make a huge difference in this company. It's been a long time since I had that much freedom and opportunity.

posted at: 2005-05-05 00:43:02 with 0 comments

Oh, yeah. The best part of my new workplace is where I get to eat lunch.

It's nice and green and there are plenty of places with sun. The moss-banked stream certainly doesn't hurt, does it?

posted at: 2005-05-04 11:00:59 with 0 comments

The second day was super-busy. Ending it with Tuesday Salon meant me coming in late to work on my third day.

Luckily, that was all planned in advance.

Best of all, I can now eat tacos at work on my third day!

posted at: 2005-05-04 10:48:08 with 0 comments

It's every new employee's worst nightmare.

Several hours into my new job, I had apparently forgotten a slip of paper containing the access code to the new server room. With the code, anyone could get in and wreak havoc with the machines. Worst of all, the receptionist was the one who pointed out that the yellow square was of dire importance not to lose. And just at that moment three different people in the office had problems that all depended upon my recovery of the piece of paper, because it also contained the phone number of someone I needed to speak to.

I began to pace back and forth, searching through all my pockets, retracing my steps, Uncle Billy style. I just couldn't find it.

At this point I didn't know what to do. With perfect timing, both Jill and Fincher called within minutes. Distracted, I don't even remember what I said beyond "I can't talk now..." Sorry if I was rude, guys.

Finally, almost half an hour later, as I flipped through the employee documents I had been given, I saw, nestled between two pages, the yellow sticky note. It had never left the server room. My mind downshifted from panic to work-mode within seconds. I rang up the guy I needed, restarted a server and knocked out the rest of the problems with ease.

I was back on my game. The note has been altered to remove the code now, permanently.

I'll try to throw up some pictures of the idyllic park next to the office building; a few feet away and one feels as if you're in the middle of a distant forest, complete with a moss-banked stream and lots of blooming dogwoods. I'm going to like my new job.

posted at: 2005-05-02 17:43:13 with 0 comments

everybody likes to swear, right? especially if done in an over-the-top way about something that we all know and love. like television. and so, in preparation for tonight's 24, i encourage you all to read the following homage in true deadwood style. enjoy!

posted at: 2005-05-02 15:09:38 with 0 comments

Well, I'm single again. It was, of course, both necessary and inevitable, but I was hoping it would have lasted a bit longer. So, am both frustrated and a bit sad... but that is life. Now off to read about Hitler. Nothing puts things in perspective like the Nazis...

posted at: 2005-05-02 15:09:12 with 5 comments

So yesterday, when Ronald called me up to ask me if I'd like to go to a "Save Social Security" rally in Falls Church with Congressman Moran and the former head of the SSA, Bill Halter, I thought, sure, of course. I didn't anticipate that I wouldn't be in the audience.

Later, Moran's people asked me to read the "talking points" which I promptly forgot to do. So today, when I got in the car to go over there, I realized that I must be one of a few people sitting on a panel answering questions about Social Security.

We arrived in Falls Church, walked through the recreation center where it was being held (large yellow-and-black signs saying Save Social Security were prominently displayed throughout) and entered a medium-sized room filled with seats. There were only three chairs up front.

I gulped.

A few minutes later, Congressman Moran and SSA Commisioner Bill Halter walked into the room. Someone explained that Moran and Halter would speak, then I would, then we'd take questions.

I blinked.

Moran began and I have to say I was really impressed. He's always been described as a loose cannon by political types inside the beltway, but after hearing him speak, he came across as a very intelligent guy who isn't afraid to say what's on his mind. He had all of the usual politicians' gifts to glad-hand, but his grasp of the issues and of the larger framing debate was pitch-perfect. Halter followed with a detailed explanation for why the President's plan was fiscally insane. And then Moran introduced me.

I got up and told a couple of stories about the first time I earned a paycheck, and why I was annoyed that President Bush had said that the Trust Fund was a bunch of "worthless IOUs". I even had the crowd laughing a few times.

After my bit, we moved into the q-and-a session, which also went well, despite several crazy larouche people in the audience. But I guess that's what you get when you have an open townhall meeting. Earlier this morning, a mile or two away, President Bush had another invitation-only event featuring young IT workers who supported his plan.

I hope today's event gets some good press showing that not all IT workers are as selfish as the ones in Bush's group. Plus, in our event, I got to speak my mind, which I'm sure didn't happen at the other one.

posted at: 2005-04-29 16:39:57 with 5 comments

Okay, SVG is finally enabled by default in the latest versions of Firefox. Just go here to download the latest version. Once you do, you should be able to test out SVG. A good place to start?

How about some Tetris? Fun, eh?

Of course, there are tons of other examples. Because they're SVG and not flash, you can edit them by hand if you like. In any text editor.

The merger of Adobe and Macromedia may not be so bad for SVG, if Firefox supports it natively soon...

posted at: 2005-04-29 15:45:37 with 0 comments

Kevin Drum covers the last episode of 24 perfectly. And yeah, I have to admit, even I am a Chloe fan now.

  • Obsessive Compulsive? Check.
  • Good with computers? Check.
  • Can handle an assault rifle? Double-check.

It's a good thing she left Edgar back at the office...

posted at: 2005-04-29 11:22:48 with 0 comments

In case you didn't know, Carroll is having an art show tomorrow evening at the house starting at 6. Given the large number of people I've hand delivered this message to, I'm sure this reminder is superfluous, but hey, it's art! At the house! You must come!

On a side-note, any evening that ends with Jenna chucking rocks at my window in an effort to get me to let her inside is a good one. At first I thought it was the damned squirrel who ate through Ronald and Deborah's network cables...by the fourth rock, I had ascertained it was a human, but contact-less eyes merely made it a blurry shape.

posted at: 2005-04-29 10:44:57 with 0 comments

Um, so the entire news conference goes by and no one asks Bush about DeLay? What the hell?

At least this online chat was interesting...

If anyone is going to be in Falls Church tomorrow around lunch time and wants to see me pontificate with Rep Moran about Social Security, drop me a line.

posted at: 2005-04-28 22:47:30 with 0 comments

Today, Edward did lots of fun things. After dropping by the nearby library, he picked up the third Douglas Adams book, the first two of which have been delightful. Next he went to work and knuckled down for an hour and half. Later, he retired to lunch at a nearby pizza establishment, consuming a beer in the process with Nicole and a coworker.

After that, he hit the GULC with Fincher to discover The Best Curly Fries Ever. Post consumption, Fincher and friend directed Edward to a carnival on the school grounds, where Edward consumed more free beer, cotton candy, dippin' dots and sno-cones than is humanly possible. Edward also failed miserably at a carnival game, but gave up before he became angry. A very white girl spilled beer on edward's hand which was not nice, but it did give edward a reason to go wash his hands which were already sticky from orange sno-cone flavor.

After the carnival, edward headed to the National Gallery to purchase an item with Fincher for a teacher of hers. Edward does not give gifts to teachers, as they are the enemy. Post purchase, one of Ronald's friends called to set edward up as a speaker for a "Save Social Security" rally the next day in Virginia with Jim Moran. Edward is excited by the prospect of being one of the lead speakers.

Edward returned to his office to do more work, and confirm the purchase of his new car. Soon Edward will go home and proceed to watch Wonderfalls, which he has decided is too enjoyable to wait any longer to watch.

On Monday, Edward starts his new job.

posted at: 2005-04-28 18:55:09 with 0 comments

Much like the last time I switched positions, I have certain biases that pop up during these stressful times. If you'd like to read my orange-to-job comparison rant, go check it out and come back.

Okay, good, you're back. By now you know I think the anachronism of hiding people's salaries is silly. You don't have to be a Marxist to see a connection between capital and labor and exploitation. Well, half of it is due to the idiotic privacy idea that somehow knowing someone's salary will tell you

a) how much they are worth

b) how much you are worth!

Of course, neither of these are true. Regardless, today I accepted an offer from a company to become their corporate network administrator. For 71k. Yeah. I'm pretty psyched. Let's review the timeline, shall we?

  1. edward is told friday, while attending a family funeral, that there is a very important staff meeting on monday at 10 by his boss
  2. after traveling over 1600 miles in four days, edward returns to dc very tired, but gets four hours of sleep to get to work by 8 because his boss wishes to "speak to him before the meeting"
  3. at eight a.m. edward is told by his boss that the firm is merging with another and that his job is redundant
  4. at nine a.m. edward posts a message on his website and e-mails a few friends about his job loss
  5. at ten, edward's boss informs the entire staff about the merger. edward learns that not only has he lost his job, but that Nicole is also being let go
  6. at ten thirty, meat calls edward, while the meeting is still going, to inform him about a job; edward politely declines to take the call
  7. at ten forty-five, the staff meeting is over
  8. at eleven, edward updates his monster.com resume and lines up three additional job prospects
  9. tuesday, edward has two sets of interviews for four different positions
  10. wednesday, edward has another interview/orientation at his future firm
  11. thursday at noon edward is offered 71k to come aboard said firm the following monday
  12. at five, edward accepts the offer

So in less than a week I scored several job interviews and ended up getting a 7k raise over my previous salary, or a 11k raise over my salary from January. In short, I'll now have a new car, a new job and new record for the quickest unemployment period ever.

posted at: 2005-04-28 18:42:32 with 3 comments

My new car is relaxing on a cruise right now across the Pond. So far, I'm constructing a list of people who have specifically requested rides. In order, so far, they are (with explanations)

  1. Jill - she drove me to Towson (which she erroneously thought was a) in Virginia and b) close to DC) under duress
  2. Loaf - she asked me first
  3. Jenna - she asked me second
  4. Heidi - because she gave me a ride in her cool new car
  5. Jenna's friend - he asked me Tuesday night

Want to be added to the list? Just say so in the comments. Given that I can fit four other people in the car, you should also specify whether you want a solo ride or a group ride.

Oh, and before anyone asks, no, you're not driving. I might, if I'm in a good mood, let Brad drive it a few times, assuming he swears not to try to drop clutch/hard-launch it as he has tried in the past with other vehicles.

posted at: 2005-04-28 12:07:10 with 5 comments

Nokia just threw down the gantlet. Damn. If the n91 music version can be hacked to support Ogg then I'm getting it, otherwise I"ll stick with the photo one and removable MMC cards...

posted at: 2005-04-27 18:41:55 with 0 comments

Well, last night's Salon certainly exceeded my expectations.

First off, we had a huge attendance at the four-square court, with lines stretching as far as the eye could see. Dwight dropped by for some fun, and it was great to see Kevin one last time before he left for a lengthy trip. Jill brought her new housemates (+ Moose!) by, and as usual, Jenna, Michael, Four and friends came to play. Hell, even Meat got sucked into the game, along with a fresh-mouthed little girl who talked enough smack to almost compete with Jenna for pure trash talking. Okay, who am I kidding? Nobody out talks Judge Jenna. Regardless, so many people came that we may have to purchase a second ball this week for another square.

Next, post game, we retired to the proverbial pasta palace, preparing a sumptuous feast of various extruded grain products coated with sauces from all corners, topped with fresh cheeses. Boiling water aside, the food was consumed as fast as we could prepare it. Those consumers included a whole host of other regular attendees, including all the Jenna-based regulars who have ever attended a Tuesday Salon, as well as Kristen. The sheer number of people was staggering, as well as the good conversations/dancing/firepit/smore action.

The coda to the evening was a delightful conversation with a semi-drunk hispanic man named Mario, who insisted on giving me his telephone number in Spanish. Followed by House, as usual, along with the consumption of the final plate of pasta covered in meaty goodness. Mmmm.

What's in store for next week? Mexican Salon! So warm up your fajitas and cool off your especial!

posted at: 2005-04-27 11:30:57 with 0 comments

Another perfect Milbank article. Let's roll that tape...

The Social Security debate finally arrived in Congress yesterday, and it immediately became a food fight.

Appearing before the Senate Finance Committee, Robert Pozen, a witness whose Social Security plan has been praised by President Bush, said that the personal accounts Bush advocates are the "desserts" and that Social Security's solvency is "the spinach."

Peter Orszag, a witness opposed to Bush's plan, retorted: "The accounts are not sugar; they're like trying to get your kid to eat the spinach by offering a turnip for dessert."

You have to read the entire thing.. Why Milbank gets buried on A5 is beyond me. Oh, wait, it's because of articles like this one that are actually even more shocking.

In his letter urging Rice to release the data, Waxman said that "the large increases in terrorist attacks reported in 2004 may undermine administration claims of success in the war on terror, but political inconvenience has never been a legitimate basis for withholding facts from the American people."

Both Republican and Democratic aides at the meeting criticized what a GOP attendee called the "absurd" explanation offered by the State Department's acting counterterrorism chief, Karen Aguilar, that the statistics are not relevant to the required report on trends in global terrorism. "It's absurd to issue a report without statistics," said the aide, who is not authorized to speak publicly on the matter. "This is a self-inflicted wound by the State Department."

Aguilar, according to Hill aides, told them that Rice decided to withhold the statistics on the recommendation of her counselor, Philip D. Zelikow. He was executive director of the Sept. 11 commission that investigated the terrorist attacks on the United States.

I mean, why give people the truth when you can just redefine what the truth is? It's not like it affects our ability to properly fight terrorists/ism, right?

posted at: 2005-04-27 09:05:35 with 0 comments

Well, with my impending demise at my current firm, I should be posting more often. The past couple days of interviews, combined with the former funeral, led to lower posting.

I still have three more interviews left, but after those are concluded I think I'll be ready to decide on the next job. (And yes, I'm assuming I'll be offered positions at each of the four places. Why? Because I'm arrogant, that's why.)

The first place, so far, is definitely the coolest. It is connected to Meat in a slightly roundabout way, but the upshot is that it involves a very hard-charging company. The only negative is that it's in Tyson's Corner, but once the new car comes in, that shouldn't be an issue. In fact, one could say the timing of all of this was serendipitous. I hope to emerge, shortly before my collegiate reunion with a new job, a new car and more money in my pocket. So much for star-crossed...

posted at: 2005-04-27 08:50:38 with 0 comments

Well, Brad, I'm sorry I didn't chip in while Ed was away. My "in-sins" have been visiting for the past week (no wedding, no in-laws). We have been adventuring and now I am ready for them to go home. I did have a marvelous time cavorting in the place of my birth. That's right folks, Monterey, CA, welcomed me home. And Heath and I took Reese out on a whale watch! We didn't see any whales but we got coupons to come back and try again. And I got us into the aquarium for free by walking through an open door. Literally, we just walked in, looked around clumsily for someone to take our tickets and then realized that we were already in. So I sold the tickets back. I feel a little guilty that I didn't support the aquarium, but then I remember, I'm doing my part.

posted at: 2005-04-25 18:47:45 with 0 comments

I just got let go.

Yeah, crazy, eh?

The only real negative to the entire situation is that the reason is a corporate merger. So, in the process, everything I worked for over the past two years will be eliminated. No novel open source phone system. No cool brand or logo. No standards-based website.

Oh, well. The average length of time for an IT worker at any job is 18 months. I've been here 30. I was due.

posted at: 2005-04-25 08:50:55 with 5 comments

since the various and sundry contributors seem to have forgotten ed's admonition, i will make a poor attempt to add one more colored line over the shattered x-15.

however there is good reason for this review, and i know many may be thankful that it is not yet another treatise on the vagaries of anime. that's right, i found a five star flick hiding beneath a b-movie skin, and one that i'm sure many of you are itching to go see.

that's right, i'm talking about the must-see romantic comedy of the spring - fever pitch - gotcha!

yeah, right. me review a movie w/out subtitles, ronin, or multikills? please. instead i managed to combine all three in a package that is flirting with my top ten of all time. the name? sword of doom

the bad bits briefly. the plot doesn't so much arc as get drunk and fall into a gutter, metaphorically speaking. adapted from a serial written by Kaizan Nakazato that ran in japanese newpapers, doom is more a series of 'incidents' than anything coherent, and yet this quality does add an interesting philosophical twist that i cannot give away in good conscience.

essentially the main character, ryunosuke, is pretty much the baddest ass in the land, the land being japan around the fall of the shogunate. his sword technique is unbeatable, he has a moral code that some critics called psychopathic, yet since my psych profile tends towards a general lack of empathy, perhaps i simply understood his indifference towards the taking of life.

and take life he does. in glorious scene after glorious scene, from snowy streets to rainy rivers to foggy forests, the bodies pile up again and again. the beauty of almost every shot is breathtaking, and while the dialogue among the many revenge-seeking 'good guys' is usually laughable, ryonsuke's occassional smile as he prepares to dispatch yet another innocent is mesmerizing.

so go grab this gem from the criterion collection and start working on your silent stance!

posted at: 2005-04-24 14:46:26 with 0 comments

So yesterday I stumbled upon this new, incredible Yahoo Buzz Game that lets you buy, sell, and trade tech products, concepts, and trends. There are markets for browsers, RSS readers, programming languages, and even social networks. Basically, you earn more money by buying terms that get more buzz--so if you buy "firefox" right before a new firefox release, your stock might shoot up in value. (By the way, I'm only talking fake money here--every person starts out with $10,000 to work with and you go from there. No exchange of credit cards or PIN numbers takes place)

It's fairly addictive, especially for someone with my job. I earned $450 in the first 20 hours, performing better than most of my co-workers. My major complaint is that there's no easy way to see how all your stocks are doing over time, or compare a number of them.

Give it a shot--even if you're not a technically-inclined person, there will be stocks on there you've heard of (iPods? Friendster? Text messaging?). Report back with how you're doing.

posted at: 2005-04-22 09:02:03 with 0 comments

i guess i should start the ball rolling - with a confession of sorts. what with ed travelling on a mission of seriousness and sadness, i felt as if i needed to follow a parallel journey, one that at least tried to gin up something positive, something hopeful.

call it romanticism, call it mercenary, call it dealing. whatever - as a typically risk averse person who projects the opposite, i figured i might lower the egotistical shield a bit and see what happened. i can't remember the last time i did, which is probably indicative of either a bad memory or a refusal to ever lose face.

long story short, i asked out the most charming girl at school, and appear to have scored a date. even mentioning this seems to be a rather large risk, especially if said date goes poorly, but like i said, sometimes merely achieving the unattainable is pretty damn enjoyable. now if i could just pretend to be nervous...

posted at: 2005-04-21 00:51:18 with 3 comments

I'm going away for a few days. It would be nice to return to a healthy blog full of posts of various stripes and colors. Care to assist?

posted at: 2005-04-20 20:07:18 with 0 comments

A conversation last night needs to be clarified. While, in general, I am opposed to men and women attending Nationals games looking as if they spent lots of money on their attire, there is a key distinction to be drawn.

If I see some guy in a suit, who just came from a subcommittee hearing on water development projects, that guy gets a pass. He was working late, and left the office, and came straight to the game. On the other hand, if I see a woman wearing three inch heels and an outfit that appears more suited for clubbing than the halls of Congress, she gets no pass.

See the distinction? In one case, the harried office worker left to go to the game. In the other case, the harried office worker went home, changed into utterly inappropriate clothes, and came to the game. Yes, I suppose, one could contend that the woman wore tight white pants to the office, but in that case, she's under-dressed for Congress anyway. Lest anyone think my argument is sexist, if any guy shows up in tight-fitting clothing, he too would reap my ire.

  • Business Attire = Fine
  • Clubbing Attire = Bad

I think that the makeup of Nationals games so far has been fairly cool. It's nowhere near as preppy as a Redskins game, but it's definitely whiter than a DC United game. I think the perfect end result is a combination of both sides of the spectrum: well-dressed lobbyists in expensive threads getting mustard on their ties and throwing beer at visiting fans. That would make me happy.

posted at: 2005-04-20 17:04:52 with 0 comments

I go away for a week to Scotland, and The Dredwerkz goes crazy! Nice posts everybody. (Speaking of which, regarding the baby names discussion: I smugly laugh at you all. Plebeians. All of you. For the record, my kids will likely be getting absurdly Irish names that can’t be smelled phonetically—Niamh—or even with English characters—like Róisín.) Now if I can only get down to D.C. for 4-square…

I started a long thoughtful essay on spring music of days past…which I haven’t gotten around to finishing. But that’s OK, because today’s Track You Should Be Listening To Right Now is good enough to make me drop everything else and start reviewing.

My last radio show before I left for the U.K. suffered from abysmal technical conditions… Only one CD player of three was working, so after every track, the audience had to endure silence or my chatter as I hurriedly whipped out the CD, put in another, and waited for it to load. Flow and transitions were almost impossible, letting alone listening to new CDs on cue. So it was with blind desperation I took a chance on Eisley.

They were so good I played them again.

Of course it turns out that I’m once more slightly behind the curve… They opened for New Found Glory at the 9:30 Club on my birthday, and recorded at WMUC only a few weeks ago, which was a major coup for us, but I’m kicking myself for missing them.

For more detail on the band itself and their first full-length, Room Noises, the City Paper (unlike the WaCP, they don’t say the name of the city because they were the first one, in the same way Britain doesn’t put “UK” on its stamps) has a great article here. I’ll stick with talking about the TYSBLTRN, “Plenty of Paper.” This track starts with eerie chords, and a clear, strong female voice too present to be labeled “ethereal,” too alien to be “earthly,” and too rapturous to be “earthy.” The song continually drives you forward, as a succession of melodic panels shuttle past you. Part of the forward impulse also comes from the text setting—there’s a strangeness to how the words fall that you can’t put your finger upon until the lyric sheet is in front of you and you realize the lines are enjambed.

Long story short: Eisley is the folk-rock band you hear in some Appalachian town at a party you were only sort of invited to where everyone is really nice anyway. “Plenty of Paper” is the song that haunts you weeks later.

Final word: I bought this album less than a week after I’d heard it. I didn’t wait to download or burn it from the station. And when the store offered me a used copy for a few dollars less, I paid full price so I could get a fresh disc. This is how good “Plenty of Paper” is. (Eisley’s site has tracks to download, but not “Plenty of Paper” or the equally wonderful “Trolley Wood,” so I’d go straight to Amazon or request them here.)

posted at: 2005-04-20 10:35:22 with 0 comments

So my college asked me for money again. Let's recap the last several years worth of giving on my part, which the college helpfully included in my packet:

  • 2004 - $1.00
  • 2003 - $1.00
  • 2002 - $0.00
  • 2001 - $1.00

Apparently the class of 2000 has the lowest amount of participation of any class. Ever. Go Class of 2000!

I feel that such a low participation rate, while great, can be even more forceful if each member donates a single dollar. Can you imagine if we had a 90% participation rate but everyone gave a buck? The alumni officials wouldn't see it as apathy, they'd conclude, correctly, that most of us don't have the cash to be giving large gifts to an institution that sucked so much money away from us a mere five years ago.

One day, in the far off future, when I'm wealthy, I'll give back to the school. For now, it seems an exercise in futility to ask our class for money. The fact that the classes below and above us have a participation rate that's twice as big as us only goes to show that the class of 2000 is very intelligent.

posted at: 2005-04-20 08:57:25 with 2 comments

Four-square, star anise, burgers and spicy sausages. Another perfect Tuesday comes to an end. And nothing was broken, which is a new record, especially given last week's glass dismemberment plan.

Now if only I could figure out why my right hand is still shaking...

posted at: 2005-04-20 08:49:03 with 1 comments

I enjoy working. But one thing I cannot stand about work is the number of people who come up to me, every day, and banter about non-work related stuff. I want to walk up to these water-cooler types and say, "Hey, what are you doing? Get back to work!" When I'm at work I want to...do work!

Thus, when Jill sent me this cartoon I was more than pleased. It encapsulates my feelings (and this site) perfectly. (I'm even going to use the new image drop shadow trick with it!)

the first rule of work club

Oh, and for the record, I don't care if people play solitaire all day long in their cubicle. Just don't come into mine, okay?

posted at: 2005-04-19 17:06:02 with 0 comments

I've made a small coding change. If you guys put images into the website, just be sure to add "class='drop'" into the code to get the cool drop shadows, thusly:

<img src='http://dredwerkz.com/newimages/25' class='drop' alt='a fully loaded sushi boat' />

becomes a cool image with a drop shadow, like this:

a fully loaded sushi boat

Got it? Good! I'll try to modify the markdown instructions on the site later to reflect this change.

posted at: 2005-04-19 16:53:37 with 2 comments

I've finally found the holy grail of open source applications: a working Exchange Killer.

It's from the guys over at Novell, so it's clear they have a serious financial interest in knocking off Microsoft. And the focus is on UI, not on boring sysadmin stuff, so I'm sure it will be easy to get zealots of all strips to convert to it.

As an Exchange admin, I've always been unhappy with Microsoft's decision to hobble such a powerful platform: Exchange itself treats everything like a "message", including calendar appointments, contact information, etc. Yet to get to this information, Microsoft often makes bizarre UI decisions, like letting people access their contact folder information through the web, but not to access public folder contact information over the web. Instead, you have to go into the office and use a MAPI client, like Outlook, to access this info.

The functionality is there, but Microsoft doesn't want you to have it. Sheesh. The best part about Hula is that it targets the perfect need of someone like myself: a sysadmin who wants to move away from proprietary mail servers.

Anyway, go check Hula out. Moving my users to a system like Hula could end up saving us thousands of dollars...paired with my decision to move to an Asterisk phone system, we could be moving completely into the open-source world. Who'd have thought, eh?

posted at: 2005-04-19 14:24:52 with 2 comments

So Ratzinger's the Pope. I think the article says it best in the last couple of paragraphs:

The Rev. Richard P. McBrien, a theologian at the University of Notre Dame, said Ratzinger's homily indicated that he believes the pope's role is to "protect the sheep from the prowling wolves of unorthodoxy and relativism. He wants to defend the fact that truth is absolute and the church must speak the truth and be faithful to it."

McBrien added, "If Cardinal Ratzinger were really campaigning for pope, he would have given a far more conciliatory homily designed to appeal to the moderates as well as to the hard-liners among the cardinals."

"I think this homily shows he realizes he's not going to be elected. He's too much of a polarizing figure," McBrien said. "If he were elected, thousands upon thousands of Catholics in Europe and the United States would roll their eyes and retreat to the margins of the church."

Wow. Commence eye-rolling. As an Episcopalian, I'm happy that we can grow our flock to include Catholics who believe that

  1. bishops should marry
  2. birth control is not "evil"
  3. women can preach
  4. we shouldn't hate gay people

On each of these issues, Benedict XVI will claim "An adult faith does not follow the waves of fashion and the latest novelty". And that's what's so sad.

posted at: 2005-04-19 13:46:26 with 1 comments

Awesome.

And who knew Bender drank surge?

bender drinks surge

Weird, eh?

posted at: 2005-04-19 11:57:49 with 0 comments

For all of those (including y.t.) who haven't played in a while, here are the rules to four-square.

Here's how you get out:

A Player is out if:

  1. The ball bounces from their square to outside the bounds of the court.
  2. The ball bounces from their square to another player's square without interaction with the Player.
  3. The ball bounces in their square twice. Also called as "doubles".
  4. The Player hits the ball and it goes outside the bounds of the court.
  5. The Player hits the ball in such a way that his fingers are pointed upwards.* This is called a downhit.
  6. The Player hits the ball before it bounces once in their square.* This is called an airhit.
  7. The Player hits the ball after it has bounced in another player's square.
  8. The Player gets hit by the ball and has to keel over.*

I remember lots of additional house rules from back in the day. Most dealt with two factors, namely, whether or not hitting the line was "out", and whether a player had grabbed the ball instead of just hitting it. I can't wait for the arguments to begin...

posted at: 2005-04-19 10:40:49 with 2 comments

Not a great episode of 24, overall. But if you stayed to see the "scenes from next week", you got a special treat.

Let's just say that when you're in trouble, whose hands do you hope you're in?

posted at: 2005-04-19 00:33:07 with 0 comments

I often said, somewhat tongue-in-cheek, that I am star-crossed. Not, of course, because bad things happen to me, but instead because, Capulet-style, often when things seem to be going my way, perfection is denied at the last instance. It's as if I were to win the lottery, snag a new car, and then discover that it gets two miles to the gallon.

However, in reality, I am quite lucky. A series of streaks have enabled me to live my life as if I am blessed from above. Like a teenager with a car, I have felt immortal for years upon years.

Tonight, one of those streaks ended. To say more would be indecorous. To say less would be inconceivable.

My constant gratitude is worthless at this moment. I only wish things were different.

posted at: 2005-04-17 22:59:53 with 1 comments

mmm...i don't think i've come home with the rising sun since a certain time in a certain place with a quebecois and pizza and ed and (nickname eludes me) and shot girls and the like. tonight was much better. now the real fun begins...

posted at: 2005-04-17 06:32:04 with 1 comments

I just watched the Nats crush the Diamondbacks. A great game, and terrific seats to see it from. This summer should be super fun, especially if we continue to lead our division.

posted at: 2005-04-17 01:26:03 with 0 comments

Unhappy Taxation Without Representation Day!

Yes, it's time once again to remember that we're being taxed for a government that doesn't represent us. No other areas in the United States share this dual dilemma. (Puerto Rico, for instance, pays nothing in federal taxes, and so their lack of representation comes at a distinct benefit to their citizens.)

The problem has several solutions, not all of them unrealistic.

If you want to sport a cool sticker like I am right now, just print up this handy pdf onto Avery 5160 labels. Wear it with pride!

On a negative note, I've noticed several people in my groups of friends who keep repeating two tired ideas: one, that DC doesn't deserve to have voting rights and two, that since DC voting rights are prevented in the Constitution, we shouldn't change things.

The first argument is slightly racist and illogical. If the governor of the state of Wyoming (which has less people than DC!) decided to smoke crack ten years ago, then get voted out of office, and then run for a seat in the state legislature, would that mean that people who lived in Wyoming shouldn't be able to be represented in Congress? Of course not. Saying that certain Americans need to "get their act together" to "deserve" having the right to vote is downright unamerican. If two immigrants came to America and became citizens, one in Maryland and one in DC, why should one of them be represented and the other not? The second half of the first argument relies on the falsehood that somehow people in DC have it easy, because the federal government subsidizes them. Oops! You're dead wrong about that. DC comes in behind NYC and Connecticut, but when you factor in the absurdly high 10% sales tax on "restaurant food" purchases, those of us who eat out often pay even more than our big city colleagues.

The second argument is equally illogical. In 1978, Congress actually passed a constitutional amendment to give DC residents voting rights. Of course, they added a 7 year timeframe before the measure expired. When it did, only 1/3 of the states had supported it. Way to go, guys. But we can do it again, and you know what? It would be just as "heinous" as those other amendments. Remember the bill of rights? They're all amendments. There's nothing wrong with amending the constitution in the pursuit of granting more rights, not less. That's why, in the history of America, only once has an amendment limiting Americans' rights been added. Of course, it was also repealed later, so we're still doing well so far.

I'm not saying DC needs to become a state, although that would be a fine solution. The only solution I don't like is the "retro-ceding" DC to Maryland. (I will always be a Virginian first, a DC resident second...I don't want to become someone who's from Maryland anytime soon. I mean, it's a state, not a commonwealth, which would destroy my perfect streak of always having lived in a commonwealth!)

So, as you walk around with your sticker on today, if people harass you, just remind them that if the people of Wyoming deserve representation, so do we. And that we're already paying more taxes than 48 other states. That should do the trick.

posted at: 2005-04-15 11:20:59 with 0 comments

I seem to remember some debate about playing four-square, years ago, with Brad and Helena. Perhaps I have my history wrong, but today, as I was purchasing an official four-square ball, I felt as if I had done this before.

As I entered the store to purchase said ball, an employee ambushed me and asked if I wished to purchase a $129 3-D pool game. I told him no, then was escorted to the rear to find a large selection of playground rubber balls including the official four-square one.

Anyway, the ball is now in my possession. Tuesday Salons will never be the same.

posted at: 2005-04-14 16:20:23 with 0 comments

what with ed getting a car and all, i figure that some members of the 'werkz might be thinking about getting something else soon (not us id-types, certainly!) and when a bundle's coming, naturally names are a big concern.

which is why this list i found especially disurbing, for reasons outlined here.

the problem, especially for those who like one or more names on the list, is that you have a short time window to use them before they become uncool - which should pose probs for ed and helena since i think at least one name is close to something they've both mentioned. here's a hint - it's not kate! and with apologies to all the johans out there (not really suckers) but what a dumbass name - i never met a johan whose ass i didn't kick. hard. thoughts?

posted at: 2005-04-13 12:07:49 with 7 comments

It was an especially elite Tuesday Salon this week. The addition of sporting events certainly improves the entire evening...

posted at: 2005-04-13 01:13:06 with 1 comments

So Kevin's building caught fire but it was during the finale of the West Wing. He doesn't have a TiVo, so he just stayed.

Bravo for bravery in the face of oncoming danger, I say. And as for the other residents of said apartment building, I say let 'em burn. Why? Well, last night as I rode the elevator up to the roof deck with Kevin, our witty banter about paying homage to the God of Sloth while at work resulted in one of the residents, a girl, flicking us off as she left the elevator.

It was, quite possibly, the most bizarre thing that's happened to me since the weekend. And that record might last into next week!

It's a sad day when claiming to be lazy results in anger.

posted at: 2005-04-12 12:58:58 with 0 comments

This story is actually pretty amusing. In general, I think Diet Pepsi ads are unoriginal and boring, especially when they try to be humorous or "cool" by showcasing a famous celebrity and or a famous dancer. (Why would I buy a soda because of Britney Spears? Or Bob Dole? Or...)

The new diet Pepsi ad starring Yoda, created by BBDO New York and called "Jedi Mind Trick", will begin airing in May and features the same award-winning special effects that Industrial Light & Magic creates for Star Wars.

Set in a diner, Yoda sits at the counter and uses the Force to try to get a Diet Pepsi to drink with his meal. The ad also features a special appearance by walking rug Chewbacca, who makes an appearance in the final movie as George Lucas ties up the loose ends in the Star Wars saga.

That said, I think this commercial at least will be amusing. And maybe it'll be a weird link to oneify, given that the "hairy one" looks suspiciously like a wookie.

And maybe, just maybe, it's actually a secret plan to include Bob Dole. Some crack about how even at 800, Diet Pepsi makes Yoda feel like....ugh, okay, that's moving into really creepy territory.

posted at: 2005-04-12 10:22:49 with 0 comments

So I'm watching 24 last night when I noticed that the Vice-President has a staffer who looks familiar...it's Mike!

Mike was a great character...even when they wrote in some bad stuff for him to do two seasons ago, he redeemed himself in the end by supporting President Palmer. Having seen that episode two weeks ago randomly, it's also important to note that Mike basically saved the world from nuclear war in the process, by delaying a planned strike until Jack could come up with evidence that proved their rationale for retaliation was flawed. Of course, Palmer fired him...but here he pops up again, only this time (one assumes) he's serving for a GOP vice-president.

Now I know, predator-style, that Mike is drawn to areas of conflict where the 25th amendment can be invoked. (How many times have they done this so far?) So that makes sense. But did he switch parties? Or did President Keeler forge a unity-ticket in the wake of President Palmer's resignation?

Either way, I'm glad to see the return of Mike. Especially because he appears to have some sort of back-channel with Jack. And that's a killer combo.

posted at: 2005-04-12 08:50:30 with 3 comments

Wow. It's 2005. And for the first time ever, I was able to file my taxes electronically, for free, on both the DC and federal levels...

Don't get me wrong: DC has been way ahead of the national government consistently. Even now, DC offers the service for free for residents. The IRS, on the other hand, has a byzantine layer of requirements for filing for free online. I finally managed to find one, only to be told, the step before I filed, that the service was for the "working poor" and that I really should pay them $20 if I wasn't poor.

Yeah, right.

Ideally, the IRS should just do what DC has done and simplify matters by making the software themselves. It's not like tax preparation is rocket science: it's just a flowchart you go through.

This is yet another reason why people who claim DC "isn't ready for self-government" are idiots. If the jokers at City Hall are so behind the times, how is it that they were able to offer a service that the government still cannot duplicate, years later? I'd like to see the DC model implemented nationwide, and for the IRS to begin cracking down on real tax abusers, like those who shelter money in offshore accounts.

As for me, I made out pretty well this year. Unfortunately, all my refund will be dedicated toward the new car. So don't expect any posh dinners courtesy Edward anytime soon, okay?

posted at: 2005-04-12 00:16:49 with 2 comments

So it turns out you can now unlock Flash. Cute. But this isn't going to stop SVG, which is easy to see by default. In addition, developers have to include this code into their work, which means that there is still no way for end-users, like myself, to view the source. (Which would be useless anyways, unless one has the proprietary Macromedia software for editing Flash!) Reading some of the comments, it's also apparent that flash developers don't like having their work seen. Good riddance to them.

posted at: 2005-04-11 14:06:21 with 0 comments

This is just too funny.

The guy is wearing black. And carrying black suitcases. He must be a terrorist, right? Sheesh. My co-workers also said "he appeared Asian." Ha. Watch out: he might be a ninja.

posted at: 2005-04-11 13:53:32 with 0 comments

Joel's blog now has comments.

Just in time for one of his best columns. About golf, no less! And magnets!

posted at: 2005-04-11 11:52:56 with 0 comments

my post spring-break streak stopped tonight, at a measly six days of misbehaving. still, the numbers weren't too bad.

  • 6 days
  • 38 hours of parties, 24 hours of sleep, and only four skipped classes
  • 6 forties, several litres of sapphire, too many pints of beer
  • one altercation with police, one altercation with sodexho alcohol nazis
  • one credit card still missing
  • and finally, one night off so i can start again tomorrow...
posted at: 2005-04-11 02:36:48 with 0 comments

I'm burned and happy.

I went for a ride, came back.

I read a book on the roof. I drank in vitamin D.

I walked until I bled. Then I kept walking.

I ran a long thin wire eight feet into our plumbing system. I fixed the problem.

I cooked burgers. I made salt and vinegar chips. I ate them with Jenna and Michael.

I finished Samurai Champloo. I took the trash out.

I turned on Radiohead very loud. Then Orbital. I wrote this entry.

I felt my skin radiate heat into the darkness.

posted at: 2005-04-10 23:40:54 with 0 comments

Okay, after hearing from numerous sources that the "conclusion" of the Pew Poll about Dean activists was that Dean's people were crazy old lefties, I decided to take a look myself.

Okay, so the report does paint the campaign workers as more white, wealthy and net-savvy than Dems in general. But dig a little deeper and you start to see the real interesting stuff, like this:

pew poll image

There's clearly a gap between younger Dean supporters and older ones. Younger ones (like me) tend to be more fiscally conservative and more of us believe the government can be used for good purposes. By contrast, older Dean supporters eschewed the idea of pre-emptive war in greater numbers, and most wanted to pull troops out of Iraq faster. Noam Scheiber is all over this, so check him out. But the most telling number is the following:

Although nearly all Dean activists believe that the decision to invade Iraq was wrong, they are divided on the question of what to do now. Compared with national Democrats, the Dean supporters are actually more supportive of keeping troops in Iraq until the situation has stabilized (44% said this, compared with 33% of Democrats in August 2004).

Okay, keep in mind that no serious Democrat (hell, I'll admit we went in for the wrong reasons, and I"m a hawk) would still think the reasons for Iraq are valid, after the WMD flap. But the fact is a higher percentage of Democrats want to pull out early than Dean supporters. That's huge. Dean supporters were never crazy lefties. They were pragmatists, who thought the President was overstating the case for war. We were right. But now that we're there, in the interests of international peace, Dean supporters agree we must get the job done.

Combined with the interesting youth divide, and you start to see that younger Dean supporters are on the right side of every single issue in the Democratic party. We believe you shouldn't discriminate against gays and lesbians. We believe in fiscally conservative government policies. We believe that government can be used as a force for good, not for evil. We believe in using alliances to accomplish foreign policy goals. We believe isolationism and protectionism are wrong. We believe our nation should be brought together by hope, not divided by fear. (Which affects most of the idiotic security decisions being made at the moment.) We believe in progressive reforms at every level, from the national to local governments.

I remember thinking that if we went to war in Iraq for the real reasons the neocons were spouting, that we would be doing something worthwhile. The American people (hell, the Democratic party!) wouldn't support it, but it would be morally right. That's what's so frustrating about the current state of affairs, where the administration is clinging to the neocon's rationale even while dismissing it beforehand.

In order to retake the government, Dems must realize the the younger generation of Dean supporters is the future. And the sooner the media realizes that most young Dean supporters are actually ahead of their Democratic brethren (and older Dean supporters), the better. Faith in government is no vice.

posted at: 2005-04-08 14:47:54 with 0 comments

In the past week, things have swung from supercold (Sunday) to superwarm (yesterday). In the process, the cherry trees bloomed, including the one outside the 'werkz itself. With that in mind, I threw up a few more pictures on the images side of the site. A reminder: anyone who has posting rights can add images. So go to town!

To add an image to an article (and get the cool dropdown shadow effect), just copy the following code:

<div class='alpha-shadow'><div> <img src='http://dredwerkz.com/newimages/202' alt='yellow spring' /> </div></div>

which results in this:

yellow spring

See?

posted at: 2005-04-08 00:10:31 with 2 comments

So it turns out that possessing kick-ass credit doesn't mean you get respect. Basically, no bank will spring for all of the cool options I want on my new wheels, leaving me with the choice of coming up with a large amount of cash or foregoing the extra-powerful aftermarket supercharger/brakes/air filter I want.

In a movie, I'd just set up a lemonade stand/prostitution ring/complex scheme to trade black-market fissile materials for gold bullion. However, this is real life, and so the choice is simple: liquidate what little assets I have for an extra 50 horsepower, or suck it up, decide not to get the additional stuff, and feign true happiness mixed with the pleasure of lower monthly payments.

Either way, the car will be fun to drive. It's not as if I'm "settling" to get the regular supercharger/convertible, right? My Mini Coooper S will still slap around almost any mini on the road. I just wish I had a couple of grand lying around waiting to be used. That or the ability to tell the banks to go to hell. The especially annoying thing is that the difference, on a monthly basis, between the super-expensive car and the not-so-super-expensive car is one hundred dollars. Yeah, that's it. Grr.

posted at: 2005-04-07 23:27:52 with 6 comments

Like something out of a dilbert cartoon, my coworkers are now discussing the impending office relocation. It's not terribly fun...but I'm keeping my hopes up for my first office.

posted at: 2005-04-07 17:13:10 with 2 comments

So, Nokia actually did unveil the 8800 and it's even sweeter than I thought. It does have a camera, and bluetooth. Now I cannot decide between the cool phone with the sleek exterior and the phone with the better camera!

posted at: 2005-04-07 15:42:12 with 1 comments

I spend an unreasonable amount of time dicking around on the internet when I could, being unemployed (have I mentioned this?), be doing something 'productive' such as reading literature or translating dead languages.

In contrast to the classics of English or Greek literature, I bring you entertainment of, perhaps, a more immediately relevant nature. Aristophanes, eat your heart out!

posted at: 2005-04-07 10:08:59 with 1 comments

For the third day in a row, I purchased a loaf of bread from Marvelous Market and ate outside the City Museum. Today, though, I noticed a large sign above the counter that advertised their bread. In the center was the word "bread", while above it said "handmade" and below it said "made by hand", thus equaling:

handmade bread made by hand

I almost asked the cashier whether other stores sold handmade bread made by robots, but I figured the lengthy line behind me would not find such a query quite as amusing...

posted at: 2005-04-06 14:23:11 with 0 comments

When these posters first started cropping up at various metro stations, I thought it was quite odd, even for DC. A minor battle has been raging on one such poster in the Woodley Park metro station, where someone merely added the word "gay" before the word "marriage." Pretty funny. The next day, the g-word had been whited out. The day after that, several competing phrases were scrawled on the poster such as "fuck fags" and "everybody has a right to marriage." I wonder what it says today.

posted at: 2005-04-06 09:50:16 with 2 comments

I asked this very question last night: when was the last time the U.S. lowered our flag to half-mast for a non-citizen?

This isn't a slight against the pope. It's merely a question based on the fact that lowering the flag is supposed to be out of respect for important Americans, not just important people. Obviously, the President can order the flag down for whomever he chooses, but that doesn't mean it's not a break with existing tradition.

The people I was with last night said perhaps we'd lower our flags when the Queen died. I replied that since we run our race horses in the opposite direction merely to spite the Brits, I doubt we'd do so when she passes on.

Like Kevin, I'm less interested in the actual reason why we lowered our flags, and more interested in whom we lowered them for in the past.

posted at: 2005-04-05 15:35:58 with 1 comments

So after a lengthy lunch in the sun, I finished up The Dogs of War and got ready to return it to the library. When I arrived outside, I noticed that both of the book return boxes were locked, forcing me to go inside.

The problem?

I had a kitchen knife in my bag for the cheese I had been consuming. Walking inside, I stopped at the metal detector and turned to one of the three guards manning the machine.

"I've got a knife," I said, pointing at my lunch bag. The man ignored me. I waited a few seconds before saying again, "Hey, I have a knife in here." The guard looked up, said, "Just put the bag on the table", and looked away. I did so, walked through the metal detector, and reached back for my lunch bag, professional style. (aside: I scored the soundtrack to 2046 and the main theme mirrors one particular song in the professional. weird, eh?)

Then I'm through and into the library. I thought about pointing out, once again, that I had a sharp weapon on my person, but I figured it was too much trouble. It made me think, however, that if you really wanted to bring a gun into the library, it would be fairly easy.

What, exactly, is the point of security like this?

posted at: 2005-04-05 14:41:20 with 0 comments

I recently acquired the second season of Samurai Champloo.

Google recently acquired Keyhole data.

The combination of the two is very cool.

posted at: 2005-04-05 11:27:02 with 2 comments

They're now shipping my new phone. I'm excited! If t-mobile doesn't carry it...I'll be speechless.

In other news, I'm going on a mandatory cash lock-down for the immediate future until I can get the car financing settled. That means any extraneous purchases are now out of bounds. No living it up at 1223. No buying rounds at St. Ex. No picking up the tab at the Palm for lunch. And if Fincher and I decide to order a boat, I'll end up splitting the check. That says it all.

posted at: 2005-04-05 11:04:59 with 1 comments

This story was buried in the Post. It's scandalous.

Sen. John Cornyn said yesterday that recent examples of courthouse violence may be linked to public anger over judges who make politically charged decisions without being held accountable.

In a Senate floor speech in which he sharply criticized a recent Supreme Court ruling on the death penalty, Cornyn (R-Tex.) -- a former Texas Supreme Court justice and member of the Judiciary Committee -- said Americans are growing increasingly frustrated by what he describes as activist jurists.

I know others have linked to this, but everyone needs to see what he's implying: that judges need to "watch what they do" or they'll be injured. This is amazing, especially coming on the Senate floor.

posted at: 2005-04-05 10:35:58 with 0 comments

So, the not-so-quick-or-dirty weekend summary. The monsoon like weather was a major obstacle, but fun was still had.

Starting off the weekend, Kristen, Kevin, Michael and I decided to hit First Friday under cloudy skies. We had a relatively good time, and for the first time ever, I saw a work I actually wanted, Ruscha's "Sin", which was awesome. Everyone else seemed less than impressed by it, but hey, you either like Ed's stuff or not, in my mind. And I do.

ruscha sin painting

The rest of the works seemed a little less than usual. That plus the rain dampened things a bit, but we rolled over to Bistro du Coin afterward and managed to get a seat without a wait or a reservation, which has to be a first of some sort on a Friday evening. Some cheap du rhone, tasty steak and pomme frites later, Kevin and Kristen bailed, leaving Michael and myself to battle it out at the foosball table upstairs. I prevailed in the close game. A short metro ride later, and the second part of the evening began: a smorgasbord of friends converging for the opening night of Sin City.

I met Jenna and Four, and a few of Four's friends followed. Meat was there, as well as Leto. Finally, Nicole, another coworker, and several of her friends, rounded out the large group. After ticket dispensing, we managed to take up three rows of the theater. Sin City itself was basically like the comic-book (which Michael showed a small selection of to me) ported into movie form. Rodriguez basically didn't do much other than figure out the special effects required to make the movie look exactly like the comic book. But overall, it was a well made picture.

Post movie, through a slight mix-up, I managed to lose Nicole and her friends, ending up with Meat and Michael at Fado. Normally, (excluding Quiz Nights) I'm not the biggest fan of Fado. It seems too well-made to actually appeal to me. But Friday night it was super-divey, with dark corners and less wholesome pea-coat wearing g-town kids than usual. We had a great time, then stepped back to the office to pick up my replacement tivo that I had screwed the man over to obtain. The problem? Well, principally, by 2 in the morning, most pizza places are shut down. Thankfully, I had a backup solution.

A short cab ride later and we were at Ben's, getting exceptional service from the particular friend of mine who always helps me out. Mere minutes afterward, we were back at the house, watching a movie and enjoying delicious chili cheese fries.

Saturday dawned, cold, wet and windy. Given that I had planned to go with Jill to the car dealership to have one final test drive before purchasing, I was slightly annoyed. But overcoming my objections (and Jill's ignorance of how much trust I was about to abuse), we drove up to the dealer, went for a great ride, and I ended up signing the papers. We'll see how it goes from there.

The ride back was fine, despite the super-stormy weather. Once I made it to my house though, the wind and rain picked up, forcing my ride to Dwight's house to bail on me. Annoyed, I proceeded to watch a basketball game and later set my alarm to wake up at an awfully early time for the following morning's brunch with Heidi and Sean.

Sunday morning I woke up and lazily walked to my computer. Then I swore.

Daylight savings time had screwed me again.

With only a few minutes before I was supposed to be at Eastern Market, I flew like a whirlwind around the house, scooting up clothes in my wake and eventually out the door. By the time I made it to brunch, I was seriously late, but luckily some others had been as equally inept as I. A huge breakfast later, I was braving the cold air with Heidi, Shawn and several other friends outside RFK to go see the Nationals play.

It was incredible: I had never thought I'd be so psyched to see baseball in DC. Who needs a new stadium? Excluding the awful weather, I had a great time. And we should've won, if we'd pulled our awful pitcher in the third inning. As it was, it came down to the bottom of the ninth with two men on before we folded. Nevertheless, a great game. I cannot wait for the season to begin.

Post game, I wandered over to the other side of town to see Loaf. Rather than purchase another set of super-cool benches, we snagged some food of the thai/sushi variety in NoVa. The combination of sake and coconut milk soup left my brain in an early shutting down phase, so by the time I made it back home I was ready to collapse. Not so ready, of course, to eschew catching a bit of Big Trouble in Little China, Family Guy and South Park on my new TiVo. I'm so happy that I can record two shows at once now...it's incredible!

Hopefully next weekend will be much more sunny and warm, like today was. If it is, I may finally get to go for a ride, or just sit outside and do nothing. In other words, the best sort of day.

posted at: 2005-04-04 18:32:15 with 0 comments

The city museum, a cold beverage, some sourdough and sharp cheddar. Add in blue skies, a perfect temperature and a light breeze. The result: a perfect lunch hour.

Added benefits included reading an interesting book about mercenaries in Africa while attempting to avoid eavesdropping on three groups of women, all of whom were discussing relationships. One such discussion even included a little dance, and a cautionary moral at the end. Another involved infidelity. The last involved "true love", but fortunately, was mostly out of earshot.

It's the kind of day outside where everyone sans shades walks around with a half-smile/half-grimace from the beautiful sky and bright sun, respectively.

posted at: 2005-04-04 14:05:22 with 0 comments

tanned, tired, and almost finished with my quasi thesis. i admit i'm having a solo moment - i'm away for a week and people are now having delusions of grandeur...ed, you're getting a car???

i could describe the days wasted away, the muchos deneros won at the casino, then later stolen/lost in a theatre of the bizarre, the binat jameelat who seemed dreamlike in that way that all vacation people do, or maybe the friends who danced, drank, and dove the evenings away. but it would be pointless - let's just say that coming home as the sun is coming up is really the best way to finish off my last spring break ever...

now someone needs to fill me in on the stories i've missed!

posted at: 2005-04-03 23:54:19 with 1 comments

Yeah, see, it's the first of April. Just like Maddox, sometimes you have to set a few traps.

The first trick to any successful April Fool's prank is to know your target. Anyone who remembers that it is April 1 is automatically out. You have to focus on the people who just think it's a regular day. The second trick is to include a kernel of truth in your prank. Simply posting something like "My house burned down last night" won't result in many gullible people. Instead, say something less outrageous but more believable, like "thieves broke into my car". The third trick, of course, is playing along. Act surprised.

My two pranks from today include

  • Convincing my office I was "too hungover" to come into work.
  • Convincing my friends my website had been "hacked".

Of course, I didn't tell everyone in my office my excuse, just the few who would believe it. Likewise, I'm sure several people came to the site, said "hey, your stylesheet is broken" and simply ignored the huge header I inserted to fool people.

Regardless, the joke is now old, so I removed it. Part of the inspiration came when Dwight complained, yet again, about the slow loading time of the new background. Thus, in the off-season, I shrunk it slightly. The two-three people using safari to surf the site should notice a major difference, as the new graphic is almost 1/6 the size of the old one. It's still cool looking though.

Enjoy!

posted at: 2005-04-01 17:44:00 with 1 comments

I need a new phone. Badly. And I've finally found the one I want. It's available in America...it just needs a carrier (hello, Ms. Zeta-Jones?) to pick it up.

It's very cool. The top-of-the-line model, the 6680, may not be released here. But I really just want a phone with a better camera, a flash, bluetooth and the latest Symbian OS. The 6682 has it all, unlike the also-cool but feature lacking vaporware 8800.

Now if it would just hurry up and appear!

posted at: 2005-04-01 14:18:01 with 0 comments

So I'm watching Fox News in my office and they cut to the Italian news station with a "special announcement". What happens next is baffling: the Italian anchor starts talking, followed much later by an American woman attempting, poorly, to translate him. She keeps mumbling, saying "okay, um, okay, um, okay" and doesn't say anything about the pope. A minute later, the Fox News anchor (a man) cuts on, says "well, that's not how we intended to hear it, but we just heard the news, the pope has died".

A total screw-up. You'd think, with so much advance notice, that Fox would've had a professional interpreter on hand to translate the Italian into English smoothly. Or a friggin' five-second tape delay, for the pope's sake! I hope CNN was better.

As an Episcopalian, all this waiting for someone to die to pass the baton on seems slightly ghoulish. Priests should, in my mind, be able to marry, be able to be a woman (or gay), and should be able to resign. Why is a religion based on the idea of god sending a man to do his work so insistent that men act like gods in order to become priests? It's odd.

posted at: 2005-04-01 13:34:57 with 1 comments

I’ve decided that mediabistro.com events and I are bad news. Last time I popped my tires coming home. This time, I arrived home safely, but… Well I don’t know exactly what happened, other than that it’s probably my fault—I was on the phone and probably didn’t check carefully enough that Ed and I had locked all the doors. (Worse yet, now that I’m in my office I realize I must have forgotten to Club® the steering wheel.) Anyway, this morning I discovered someone had been through my glove compartment and cracked the plastic casing around the steering column trying to start the engine. The good news is they failed and the car got me to work, but I’m going to spend the rest of the weekend kicking myself, and Lord only knows what damage was done.

The event itself gets mixed reviews. It was located in the bottom half of Café Japone (the WaPo review is here) a Japanese bar/restaurant in DuPont. What begins as a dining area then gives way to a glistening cave-like structure I can only call “The Grotto.” The layout is divided into three or four rooms, each getting more subterranean and surreal, with tables giving way to round booths giving way to a bar backlit by glowing churning liquids in the walls. Drinking here is like going spelunking, only to find yourself deposited in the bowels of a lava lamp.

Prices weren’t great—I have trouble calling $4 for Kirin a “special,” but $5 for saketinis is probably fair. And I have to say I really enjoyed my raspberry saketini, though I didn’t realize why until I awoke this morning: it tasted exactly like (and was conveniently in a similarly shaped container as) the purple juice left at the bottom of a snow cone you get from the ice cream man. Meanwhile, the servers were friendly and/or absurdly thin.

All in all, it’s a cool place for hip small gatherings or an intimate Space Age (in the James Bond-villain’s-lair sense) date, and I could easily see impressing out-of-town friends there.

However, it was largely useless for the stated “Meet & Greet” mission of the evening. The last event, at Stetson’s, was almost perfect, because it took place in one room. You introduced yourself to people, they introduced back, and all got talking in friendly groups of four. One or two people would then peel themselves off to get a drink or go to the bathroom, and they would be replaced by members from another circle. It was like an elegant square dance where you eventually got to partner up with everyone interesting in the room.

This time, at Japone, you only introduced yourself to people as you squeezed past them in the rocky depths. Add to that the fact that a) none of the cool folk from the last event were there, b) that the crowd was older by about 10 years than the cheerfully career-hungry 20-somethings of the previous event, and c) Edward and I got cornered early on into a discussion of intellectual property that we didn’t want to be in, but which we were knowledgeable enough about and affronted enough by that we had to defend our points of view. In the end, we missed vital mingling time, and greeted almost no one.

A Chipotle burrito and good conversation salvaged our spirits, and it was nice to see Ed for the first time in months. As for Café Japone, I highly recommend it, but only in groups of two to four. Dress stylishly, and bring your miner’s lamp.

Oh, yes, and when you get home, check and double-check that you’ve locked and Clubbed® your automobile.

posted at: 2005-04-01 13:12:56 with 1 comments

This idea is simply brilliant.

From the guys who brought you DropCropp.com comes a plan to name RFK field "Taxation Without Representation Field" for the inaugural season of the Nationals. That's bad ass.

Best of all, the "pledge" is just that: a pledge. You don't actually have to contribute money. I'm not, of course, suggesting that people go to the site and lie about how much they'd pony up. But let's just say you should be "generous" with your pledge, okay?

Can you imagine radio and television announcers having to explain, at the start of each home game, why the field is called "Taxation Without Representation"? It's the modern day Boston Tea Party, except stretched out over an entire season. It's a thumb in the eye to the President. It's capitalism married to activism. I love it!

posted at: 2005-03-31 16:36:42 with 1 comments

So last night was the perfect spring evening: I left work, ran home (with a little help from a cab), swapped clothes and popped over to the nearby elementary school to play some extreme wiffleball with Jenna and friends. I got in a few good cracks, which made up for my atrocious pitching and fielding abilities. In the end, we all agreed the true l33t player was the 40-year woman skating down the block next to us. I'm sure several small children now have an advanced knowledge of dutch thanks to Jenna's natural talent of deflecting balls with curses.

Luckily, it was just warm enough to chill outside with drinks and food for a bit afterward before we retreated indoors to some tasty chinese food. Someone (who will remain nameless until they log into the newly fixed foreigners section) brought over a copy of Cronenberg's The Brood and we settled in for some crazy psychoplasmic fun. By far, the best part of the movie for me came when the police doctor, performing an autopsy on one of the brood monsters, dryly recited all the horrible mutations on the creature, only to build the suspense up for the "most shocking detail of all", namely, that the creatures had no bellybuttons.

Oh, the horror, the horror!

Later, of course, once the film got super-cronenbergy, this detail made no sense given how the brood was created. But maybe I just needed to suspend my disbelief more. The good news is that, post movie, Michael pointed out this pertinent debate about how many 5-year olds one could handle. I personally thought most of the major characters went down too easily, but having said that, there's no way I could take on 30 5-year olds. That's just too many.

Speaking of movies. I'm getting some people together tomorrow evening, post First Friday, to go see "Sin City". Interested? Buzz me. Tomorrow should be a great day for both art and cinema...

posted at: 2005-03-31 13:29:30 with 0 comments

The foreigners section is broken. I'm working on it now...

posted at: 2005-03-31 00:22:51 with 2 comments

Wow. Cechk out tihs acrtlie.

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posted at: 2005-03-30 13:59:04 with 0 comments

This story is just amazing. (Oh, and for the record, I'd just like to say I'll no longer preface any links with a "registration required" statement. If you're foolish enough to be surfing without bugmenot then you deserve what you get...) Let's roll the tape:

For those seeking tranquillity at Glastonbury Festival, a dance tent packed with clubbers is not an obvious sanctuary. But this will be the silent disco - 3000 festivalgoers are to be issued with headphones this year so they can turn up the volume without waking the neighbours.

The quietest party in town is a response to the problem of noise pollution at the festival, which has traditionally led the district council to issue a licence on the condition that the festival's main stages and tents shut down on the stroke of midnight.

This year, the council is to grant a late licence for the new dance area on the condition that thumping beats and pounding basslines are put to bed at 12. But, thanks to Glastonbury technicians, clubbers won't have to. For one night only, they will be given wireless headphones, so they don't trip up when dancing to whatever record the DJ plays.

"I like the idea of people dancing in total silence," said Emily Eavis, one of the festival organisers and daughter of the founder Michael Eavis. "Imagine if you were feeling a bit worse for wear and thought, 'This would be a nice quiet place to sit down'.

"You would be completely freaked out to see 3000 people dancing in silence. It's certainly quirky, but our big push this year is keeping the noise down because that's what the council is keen on."

3000 people dancing in silence. That'd be awesome to see. I wonder what it would sound like?

It reminds me of Monday night at Angles, when I saw someone

  1. blow two dollars to "pre-empt" the songs I had chosen for the jukebox
  2. start dancing, softly, to an awful song
  3. get made fun of mercilessly by y.t and friends from a room away

Anyone, dancing by themselves, far enough away, is ripe for ridicule. This poor girl, of course, didn't help herself by just slightly swaying in time to the god-awful song she had spent money on. I normally think market based solutions (other than health care, water, internet access, etc.) are fine, but the idea of bidding to "top" other people's songs seems a little unfair. Hence, my desire to make fun of her.

posted at: 2005-03-30 13:41:37 with 0 comments

Too many eggs...

Regardless, the brief but short debate over turbo versus superchargers can be easily answered here. Essentially, all turbochargers are superchargers, just with a specific means of powering themselves, namely, the energy in the exhaust, as Meat pointed out.

Of course, turbochargers are much more useful in aircraft than in cars, due to the high rotational speeds necessary in jet engines. In a car, turbochargers have two problems, namely, lag and spool-up time. A supercharger, by contrast, is already running at speed and doesn't have any lag because there's no time wasted compressing the air. It is, however, less efficient.

Yes, a nice intellectual exercise for those of us who had too much candy/eggs/ham/peeps/waffle fries last night.

posted at: 2005-03-30 11:45:57 with 0 comments

So I'm probably going to get a car. And, as it turns out, I can do almost everything over e-mail. Making today the "pull the trigger" day, since there's a small (well, relatively small) deposit required to actually order the thing.

Thoughts?

posted at: 2005-03-29 13:55:32 with 1 comments

I'm only posting in hopes of peaking your interest in tonight's Tuesday Salon / Cos if you thought last week was our pique, you're assuredly wrong

[I'm a rhymesaya, playa!]

Yeah, enough of that.

It's a good thing that I don't have a job, because that would take a significant amount of time away from my commitment to watching 90210/Melrose Place (every afternoon on SoapNet, god bless it) and planning how to best spend shitloads of money on alcohol and food. So that's where I've been. Sitting on my ass, actively NOT-BLOGGING, much to Edward's dismay. And yours, too, I'm sure.

I've started working up to entertaining twice a week now, with last week's salon and then Saturday night's "Home Alone V: Director's Cut" dance party.

Tonight I'm thinking egg-dying and egg-hunt, and maybe we can use the found eggs as drink tickets, Edward, as to encourage participation? Bring us alcohol, and you can't drink it unless you give us a crappy plastic egg? And if you want a drink without finding an egg, you have to eat three disgusting Peeps? Unless you like Peeps, and then you can't eat ANY?

???

I did want to do a drug easter egg hunt, but I guess that's just not feasible on a Tuesday night. Plus, talk about a money pit. Plus, I don't really do that many drugs, being an "adult" with tons of "responsibilities."

Plus, I just wanted to say plus.

posted at: 2005-03-29 12:04:39 with 3 comments

I thought elftor was the most offensive website ever. I was wrong.

For the love of God, don't click on the link above.

posted at: 2005-03-29 11:24:44 with 0 comments

I admit it, I"m biased. When someone applies to work at my kick-ass firm and uses the wrong form of the word "piqued", it bothers me. Especially if said person is listed as an "editor" of an undergraduate publication. Just to clarify:

  • peaked: pointed or sickly
  • piqued: to arouse or irritate

Saying that something "peaked" your interest is stupid, but especially so if you're supposed to be the editor of a collegiate publication. Doing it twice in one application is unforgiveable...

Of course, said person believes in Social Security privatization, and mentioned so in her application. I'm always confounded by people who mention political hot potatoes while applying for positions in institutions that deal with political issues. If I were to work at the World Bank, I wouldn't mention that I hate Wolfowitz. If I were to apply to work in a hospital I surely wouldn't mention that I enjoyed firebombing abortion clinics, right? So why do people who apply for jobs in Washington think it's fun and/or productive to wade into debates over Social Security or the budget deficit? Sheesh.

posted at: 2005-03-28 17:33:42 with 1 comments

Want to blow up this website?

Man, that's fun! The dinosaur is also enjoyable...

posted at: 2005-03-28 16:05:51 with 6 comments

I'm very busy. Hence, light posting. A website today asked me for my favorite quote...I couldn't think of just one, but these four by Andrew Jackson seem appropriate:

  • "There are no necessary evils in government. Its evils exist only in its abuses."
  • "There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it."
  • "Corporations have neither bodies to kick nor souls to damn."
  • "One man with courage makes a majority."
posted at: 2005-03-28 14:53:44 with 0 comments

I'd hazard that this is the funniest thing on the internet in a couple of months. An essay about koalas written by an eighth-grader in Pittsburgh.

Koalas

posted at: 2005-03-24 10:58:27 with 2 comments

Okay, I've got a few morsels to share with you...although, keep in mind, these are very low-quality. I'm sorry, but they're all I've got. Each one is in either realmedia or quicktime format.

The ninja song is a little large for me to host...but I can e-mail anyone it if they want to jump from roof to roof and get their friends free cable.

posted at: 2005-03-24 02:27:53 with 1 comments

So I was reading Real Simple the other day. After my initial crush on the design—so clean, so white, wise and simple font choice—I found myself disappointed. Unlike ReadyMade (whose design and subject matter is cool enough to have actually gotten me party invites from girls on the Metro) it doesn’t really feel committed to its project. Some of the advice was good, but a lot of it seemed overly complex or odd (the 10 uses for olive oil would have made my house a sticky mess). And the recipes looked damn hard.

But I myself have been on a drive to simplify my life. Moving to my new place in November helped a lot, though I’m still fighting with the detritus of my previous lives. And now my new life is getting complicated. So it’s going slowly, and I keep backsliding…but it’s beginning to work…I think.

So here are some of the practices I’ve come up with. I'm not doing this to be vain—though today is my 27th birthday: Worship me, mortals!—but as a confessional...since these practices necessarily reveal much of what is poor and slipshod about me. Plus I'm also really interested in your practices.

Note that many of them have to do with my forgetfulness, sloth, and packrat tendencies (this is the part of the post where I apologize again to Forrest for having had to put up with me). Note that I also don’t count the things I’m doing to improve my life, since many of those things (exercise regularly, write more, contribute to the ‘Werkz, buy t-shirts at funky artist coöps, and use umlauts in the style of The New Yorker) complicate my life even as they improve it.

So, my personal rules:

Grooming & Style

  • Shave every day if possible. You look better and not doing so doubles your time the next day.
  • Clothes (dirty and clean) go where they belong immediately. (I’m actually worse about putting away the latter—I do laundry then fail to put the folded clothes back on shelves/in the closet).
  • Try, try, try like hell to make your bed before you leave for work.
  • When you get your hair cut, schedule the next appointment. (I know for girls—and even most guys—this is a no-brainer. But as a former teacher—“Can I come in today? Yes, 2:30 is fine”—it came as a rude shock to me how hard it was to get a haircut on a 9-5 schedule.

Food & Shopping

  • Buy milk every time you go to the grocery store.
  • Buy stamps every time you think of buying stamps. Because you won’t remember to buy them when you need them.
  • Buy 6 days of lunch food for work, not 5. So when you forget next week you get a day of grace.
  • Use the dishwasher. (I mention this because my roommates for some reason hate the dishwasher, one of the most glorious inventions Man has ever created. They handwash. Freaks.)

Bookkeeping & Maintenance

  • Attempt to have a one-touch policy on mail. In other words, if you pick up a bill from the mail pile, you open it, you pay it, and you file the papers immediately.
  • If you read a magazine cover-to-cover, actually read it cover to cover, so you know it’s read and done. (Exception: I save the fiction for last in The New Yorker.)
  • Throw away magazines you’ve read. If a review or something caught your eye, cut it out. (A clipping takes up less space, and less space is simpler).
  • Put magazines you’ve read but you don’t want to throw in a place were you will never, ever be tempted to touch them again until you’ve read the rest of the magazines you need to read.
  • Index, bag, board, and box your comics immediately.
  • Index and catalog your CDs immediately. (I’m currently out of shelf space and I get a lot of compilations, so this is a huge problem for me right now.)

Leisure

  • If you have a regular show, check the listing (I’m assuming cable and/or Internet access here) early in the day (say, while you’re working out) so you don’t schedule time for something that’s being rerun or preëmpted.
  • Only one “serious” read (novel, short story collection, etc.) and one “frivolous” read (comics, Terry Pratchett novels, D&D books—shut up, I like them) at a time.
  • The Internet is an evil timewaster and complicater, which is why it is great at work and to be shied away from at home.

Yours?

And sometimes, simple isn’t really.

posted at: 2005-03-23 16:05:34 with 3 comments

Well, not only was yesterday one of the best Tuesday Salons ever (introducing Colonel Ronald's Special Chicken was a brilliant addition to the evening), but I also had the chance to stick it to the man beforehand, regarding my broken TiVo.

How? Well, let's just say that if you plan to stick it to the man (in all his forms), count on being baffled by a complex phone system. After a full hour of calling various folks in India and Winchester (and explaining, patiently, that there was no Mrs. Edward, that the person in question was my mother and that, no, they didn't list their telephone number, and that no, i didn't have the original receipt) I finally may have been able to get my TiVo repaired. And by "repaired" I mean "replaced", which means all my old episodes of ATHF, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Sealab 2021, etc. will be shortly terminated. Which is somewhat sad....but not when compared to the ability to watch one show and record another.

Did I happen to mention, in the past, that last week I found all my old Sifl-n-Olly episodes on a cd? They sure took me back...

posted at: 2005-03-23 14:26:13 with 4 comments

It's all described right here. Finally, a solution for cranks and ranks, years after Srinivasa Ramanujan came up with the original idea.

posted at: 2005-03-23 13:56:31 with 0 comments

David Brooks is a heartbreak for many liberals, because he appears to be such a anti-Republican every now and again that one can believe the rest of the time he's just a bit misguided, or naive, or just scared than William Kristol will punch him in the nose. His most recent column is a perfect case in point. Brooks says, amongst other things:

Back in 1995, when Republicans took over Congress, a new cadre of daring and original thinkers arose. These bold innovators had a key insight: that you no longer had to choose between being an activist and a lobbyist. You could be both. You could harness the power of K Street to promote the goals of Goldwater, Reagan and Gingrich. And best of all, you could get rich while doing it!<

Brooks skewers Grover Norquist, Ralph Reed, Jack Abramoff and Tom Delay's old chief of staff Ed Buckham for offering the influence they wield over their often motivated and extreme constituencies. Now, of course, who reads the Times and doesn't realize such things.

I would hope that his sentiments would be an early indicator that the public will become disillusioned with the current crowd of conservatives, who are greatly distressed over the fate of a brain dead woman but are seemingly less perturbed that millions of Americans do not even have the requisite health insurance to get them to a similar hospice, but it is difficult to imagine.

posted at: 2005-03-22 23:01:57 with 1 comments

This article is a must-read. The first two paragraphs certainly start the ball rolling:

During the past fifteen years, Republicans have consistently held a rosier view of economic conditions than Democrats, but at no time has this perceptions gap been greater than in the past year, according to a historical analysis of weekly data from The Washington Post-ABC News consumer confidence survey.

The overall Consumer Comfort Index currently stands at -9, matching its long term average. Among Republicans, the index rises to 28. Among Democrats, it is -35, more than 60 points lower.

Wow. That's a huge gap. Staggering, really.

posted at: 2005-03-22 17:24:29 with 0 comments

This evening. Come if you can...we'll be busting out the new mandoline and Ronald might make some General Tso's.

posted at: 2005-03-22 16:33:50 with 0 comments
  • eating lots of salmon: good and fun for you
  • going to the gym: good for you, not so fun
  • eating lots of salmon and then going to the gym: not good or fun for you
posted at: 2005-03-22 14:45:25 with 0 comments

as one of a privileged few, i figured it was my duty to both watch and brag shamelessly about watching the new film from the dude who brought you akira. that's right - it's steamboy - and right off the bat i'll just say that i'm not going to make any puns such as 'well in the second half it ran out of steam...' like half the reviewers i've heard.

this is clearly a great film which is not exceptional, which kinda reminds you of akira, doesn't it? the regular animation is vintage otomo - whose pen seems more at home sketching cool modes of transport than people. which isn't a knock, because if ever there was a movie about locomotion, this baby is it.

the plot at first seems simple, then adds a few layers of complexity, and finally settles on cool action, which is fine by me. protagonist is a young boy who comes from a long line of inventors, two of which return from abroad with a mysterious new type of ultra-capacity steam. naturally there are bad guys, and cool weapons, and everything is in a quasi-victorian england so you get bizarre philosophical rants mixed in with political treatises on how best to maintain an empire.

it kinda is a kick-ass version of laputa except there's absolutely no magical quality about it, and humor, um, well akira wasn't funny, was it? in the end i highly recommend watching steamboy just for the mechanical beauty of so many cogs and gears powered by steam...

posted at: 2005-03-21 20:53:23 with 0 comments

One day stories like this one will seem too plebeian to mention. For now, though, enjoy!

posted at: 2005-03-21 13:22:32 with 2 comments

This is just too cool for words.

All we need now is some decent nanites (for analyzing blood pH levels inside the body, etc.) and you've got a solid needle-less system for monitoring and injecting patients. No cutting required!

Talk about fast:

The students were able to control the jet velocity of the MicroJet from 33 meters per second up to 140 meters per second. The amount of liquid they were able to eject ranged from 45 nanoliters to 140 nanoliters. They tested the MicroJet on agarose gel to mimic human skin and found that they could vary the penetration depth of the liquid from 1 to 8 millimeters.

Damn. Sign me up. Maybe I can now get that UV tat I've always wanted...

posted at: 2005-03-21 10:50:08 with 0 comments

I accomplished a great deal over this weekend including, in no particular order:

  1. enjoying the best day dc has had, weather-wise, this saturday
  2. finishing the ninth hornblower book
  3. lunching outside in the sun on some delicious chipotle food in my new GR shirt
  4. seeing the 3 hour long "Judgement at Nuremberg" with more classic a-list actors than any film save it's a mad mad mad mad world
  5. acquiring a pair of powder-coated iron benches for outside
  6. starting and finishing the second season of angel
  7. grilling salmon and eating it next to the firepit on a perfect evening
  8. acquiring a new shiny stainless steel trash-bin for the kitchen
  9. cleaning the house up
  10. visiting tyson's corner and picking up some new cds in the process
  11. learning a few facts about maoist rebels in nepal
  12. acquiring a mandoline
  13. finishing the latest giant robot
  14. receiving an incorrect cd from san francisco which means i'll get a new one shortly
  15. getting promotional materials to move my office to asterisk.
  16. snapping a few blurry pix
  17. finally completing seymour hersh book purchased months ago

Now if only the clouds clear up in the next hour, I'll be as happy as I was on Saturday...

posted at: 2005-03-21 10:41:22 with 0 comments

You know that feeling when you've saved tons of money? By getting a great deal on something?

Well, this weekend I saved hundreds of dollars. On a variety of items. The small chink in the armor is that in order to do so, I had to spend vast sums of said money, on credit. So at the end of Sunday evening, I found myself with several new objects, of all sorts, but red as far as I can see financially. Weekend recap later.

posted at: 2005-03-21 10:04:45 with 0 comments

For a long time, I resisted putting any images on the site. I felt that they were simply fluff, and not necessary. Little by little, my position changed. I remember at the time thinking that if most sites were text-only, the internet itself wouldn't have to increase in speed much to offer a rapidly better user experience.

As you may have noticed today, the background image has now changed, from a super-small ruscha-esque gradient to a much larger GRIN image. I expect I"ll rotate the image a bit, but not as often as I do the header image.

Why the super-large image? Well, simply put, on a large screen with a high resolution, it looks really amazing. So there.

If you're rich enough to own a computer with a high enough resolution and a large enough screen to see the entire image, you win a cookie. I'm not even halfway there....

posted at: 2005-03-18 14:37:40 with 4 comments

So, last night, which I might explain more later, I remember having a very brief snippet of a conversation in which I said I disliked computer people. It's true: I cannot stand to talk about computers for very long. Why? Because most computer people will never write something like this.

I'd blockquote some of the post, but that would detract from reading the entire thing. If more computer people were like Dan Benjamin, I suspect I still wouldn't enjoy talking about technology all that much, but the world would at least be a better place.

Today, coincidentally, is a near-perfect day. Great temps, almost clear skies. In a few minutes I'll be at lunch, outside, enjoying it. I cannot wait.

posted at: 2005-03-18 10:46:45 with 0 comments

This is pretty cool.

legoland version of dc

Of course, in my mind I have an image of Heath and Helena, chilling on the West Coast, suddenly deciding to go crazy, Godzilla & Mothra style, pulverizing the White House and the Capitol in the process...

mothra image

Man, that'd be fun.

posted at: 2005-03-18 10:33:06 with 1 comments

in a year of unrelenting sadness, unrepenting hostility, and unthinkable events, the death of kennan stands out. like all men, he had flaws, but his ability to understand both our hopes and our hubris set him apart. i may miss hunter thompson, but i mourn george kennan...

posted at: 2005-03-18 02:34:50 with 1 comments

Paul Wolfowitz will make an excellent director for the world bank. Despite the bad reputation neoconservatism has engendered in recent years, Wolfowitz, one would imagine will stress respect for property rights, transparency and local democracy in states in which the Bank will work. These classic liberalism tenets will do more to end the conditions the Bank seeks to eradicate. Those who blame Wolfowitz for poor decision making in US foreign policy deserve credit for being critical in his applications of his world view, however the Department of Defense is less of an ideal venue for the types of changes he would hope to effect than the Bank will be. Further, anyone familiar with Mr. Sach's track record in improving economic conditions in Eastern Europe and the Former Soviet Union in the early 1990s would presumably be wary of his ability to criticize someone for such a post.

posted at: 2005-03-17 19:48:46 with 2 comments

There have often been times that, while the arc of my life was spiraling downward, my day-to-day existence was good. Much of the middle period of grad school, for instance, operated that way: I wasn’t getting enough accomplished and was slowly losing much of what I valued about college-Dwight, but each day had its little pleasures—pizza for lunch on the picnic table outside my apartment, Johnny Bravo on TV, a beer with a lemon in it with my friends, etc…

Lately I’ve had the opposite problem: life is good, but my day-to-day existence has gotten incredibly exhausting and difficult. In January it was popped tires, in February two weeks of flu, and this month a bum tooth (now hopefully fixed). Plus, the same day I found out my supposed email-for-life is getting shut down, my phone died and killed a year’s worth of stored numbers. (Speaking of which, those who know me outside my Dwight nom de plume should please call me so I can get your numbers again, and email me at my firstname.lastname at Gmail from now on.) I’m idly wondering if others have had the same experience…

Happily, everyone’s favorite punk comic, Nothing Nice to Say, is back! In a more indie rock/emo vein, I’ve really been enjoying the humor and slow relationship growth in Questionable Content. Go read it from the start, even though the art started out terribly.

Do you like cute cartoons about cats? No? Are you sure?

I recommend everyone in the Baltimore-Washington area hit Center Stage. My parents have spoiled me with season subscriptions since I moved back to the area. CS puts on a wide variety of genres, do a lot for young writers (including at least one world premiere a year), and their programs are so great I can’t even look at those insipid and flimsy Playbill pamphlets other theatres hand out. I recently saw a rock musical adaptation of Two Gentlemen of Verona that was first done in the early 70s (with music by Galt MacDermot, the guy who did Hair). It was a wise way to handle what is, to paraphrase my Riverside Shakespeare, the Bard’s shittiest comedy. Since the adaptation was done during Vietnam, there’s some anti-war material as well; what’s scary is it seems like nothing has changed in 30 years. The nice surprise of the evening: realizing Kirsten Wyatt (who I saw as Little Sally in Urinetown) was in the cast.

Slint is one of those bands who put one album in the early 90s, broke up, and were subsequently canonized to the nth degree by college DJs. Now they’re reforming. I admit to knowing little about them, but just mentioning them will probably up Edward’s clicks, so I might as well contribute to the hype. If you care, go here.

You can tell it's spring and I’m dating because I’ve been playing a whole lot of dub and dancehall. (By comparison, spring ’04—nice weather, flirting—was all about girl-fronted synth-punk, and spring ’03—constant rain, no prospects—was an alt country extravaganza.) So today’s Track You Should Be Listening To Right Now has some beat to it. Daddy G (of Massive Attack) has put out a mix CD that’s a “Best of” of the chill Bristol UK sound (names to drop are Tricky, Portishead, and of course Massive Attack). The whole thing makes for a nice soundtrack to your day; I pick the Dubplate Mix of “Signs” by Badmarsh and Shri as one of the standout track. Accents, references to Babylon, heavy drums for groove, horns, and sirens—what’s not to love? (Listen to “Signs” here or request it here.)

Finally, I wish, I so wish, that I had received this as a student paper when I was teaching. It’s long, but if Atticus Finch could shoot that rabid dog, then you owe it to Scout and Jem to watch.

posted at: 2005-03-17 10:25:42 with 2 comments

paul wolfowitz? PAUL WOLFOWITZ? to head the WORLD BANK? are you KIDDING me? in jeff sachs' words:

He is a man without international development experience, without professional qualifications. He is not a banker or an economist, not a public health specialist, a water management specialist, an agronomist, a climate change specialist. He is a defence specialist and so if this were the World Defence Council it would make sense.

first gonzales, then bolton, now wolfowitz. there are no words.

posted at: 2005-03-16 18:55:51 with 1 comments

In the aftermath of the horrible ANWR vote might I suggest something to lift your mood?

Here's how to destroy the earth. Not so easy, right?

posted at: 2005-03-16 16:40:03 with 3 comments

This Fox News Piece is simply too funny not to notice. Here's the quicktime movie itself.

It's amazing, but somehow in the first 30 seconds, the producers of a brief segment managed to evoke September 11th, not once, but twice! First the Fox reporter in a Freudian slip says the woman dialed "nine-eleven" for help instead of "nine-one-one". Then the woman herself starts mumbling about "the terror" as if she was a victim of a terrorist attack. Only on Fox, indeed.

Bizarrely, she later claims she couldn't remember flicking the guy off. Riiiight.

I just want to know if other Fox reporters refer to dialing 9-1-1 as 9-11. Because that's just downright creepy.

posted at: 2005-03-16 13:44:45 with 0 comments

Sometimes a picture says a thousand words. This one describes my morning:

this is killing us

Yeah. Sip Responsibly. And pray the Senate votes go our way today.

posted at: 2005-03-16 12:47:52 with 0 comments

That's right. The veritable Shamrock Shake, once relegated to a non-entity within the district has at long last returned to our nation's capital.

You heard me. I just walked two blocks to pick up my first one. I'm enjoying it as I type this. Mmmm.

posted at: 2005-03-15 17:51:40 with 4 comments

The coolest cellphone of all time is back in a big way.

Yeah, see, Brad once gave me this phone which I loved. Except for, of course, the fact that it was an analog-only phone, and had shoddy reception, basically everywhere. But style-wise, Nokia still hasn't equaled it.

Flash-forward to today, to the new phone:

Man, that's one sweet looking phone. Now I can only dream that

  1. it comes with bluetooth
  2. in the new series, they throw in a 1 megapixel camera
  3. it supports a better memory standard than mmc, and comes with tons of it

Be sure to check out the entire story.

posted at: 2005-03-15 15:43:23 with 0 comments

Nicole pointed out this article in the NYT to me. Very amusing...

After checking with a postal clerk about the legality of stepping up his efforts, he began cutting up magazines, heavy bond paper, and small strips of sheet metal and stuffing them into the business reply envelopes that came with the junk packages.

"You wouldn't believe how heavy I got some of these envelopes to weigh," said Mr. Williams, who added that he saw an immediate drop in the amount of arriving junk mail. A spokesman for the United States Postal Service, Gerald McKiernan, said that Mr. Williams's actions sounded legal, as long as the envelope was properly sealed.

Maybe I should try this with the people who keep sending me porn through the mail...

posted at: 2005-03-15 11:55:33 with 0 comments

TiVo, on their deathbed, managed to pull the proverbial cable rabbit out of the hat.

Wow. Yes, I know all you mac-people wanted TiVo to survive with Apple's help, but realistically, TiVo needed at least one cable operator to come on board to survive, now that they have begun to get screwed by DirecTV.

I love my TiVo, but there's no way I'm going back to Comcast...so my TiVo probably will only last another year or so before I upgrade to the DirecTV HDTV one.

posted at: 2005-03-15 11:13:15 with 0 comments

Apparently South by Southwest has given the "best politics blog" to Wonkette, along with the "best tech weblog" to Gizmodo and the "best new weblog" to Defamer.

Huh.

Okay, I admit, when Wonkette launched, I liked to read it. Snarky political commentary was in short supply then, and Wonkette aimed to be cooler than the Note, more pedestrian than Talking Points Memo, and more fun than TAPPED.

But the political fun swiftly devolved into a bunch of dirty jokes. By the time the Washingtonienne scandal hit, increasing her traffic significantly, the fun political stuff was mostly sidelined. I think it was the day I saw the 17th "John Kerry Is Hung Like a Horse" joke that I decided Wonkette was no longer amusing me. She's still on the rss feed, but I mostly just click "mark as read" without perusing.

And yet, oddly, just as I was tuning out, the MSM was tuning in. Soon the ex-suck editor was making all the rounds on talk-shows. She was a "celebrity blogger" despite having never said anything of substance, or of having broken any major story. I'm not dismissing her abilities: I just think she's been coasting a while.

And that brings me to the larger point, namely, about the "gawker media empire". Why the MSM would focus on gawker is simple: they are very self-promotional. Why I would dislike them is the same deal: they aren't really blogs, so much as actual regular websites. Click on any gawker page and you'll be overwhelmed with

  1. advertisements
  2. bad design
  3. more ads
  4. large quantities of small chunks of ripped off content
  5. still more ads

Now for personal reasons, items #1 and #2 make me hate all of the gawker sites. But if we focus on substance, it's clear that gawker tends to link to other articles, and that's it. Rather than, Prof. DeLong-style, rip huge sections, most gawker sites rip off a sentence or two with a link. But they rarely provide context...even the best Wonkette posts often imply a point, rather than make it, and they are frequently simply jokes. Gizmodo shows off a new vacuum, and says "it looks like something you'd strap to the underside of your x-wing fighter". Funny? Sure. But useful? Not really. Does the thing work? Who knows? Who cares? All the gawker sites are basically gossip rags...which is exactly what they aspire to be.

This is what is so infuriating about awards that clearly aren't based on reality: there are tons of tech sites that are better than gizmodo, from all perspectives. And from a political perspective, there are tons better than Wonkette. Do these sites have the latest gossip? Do they have snarky commentary about celebrities? Perhaps not. But they are better tech sites, and better political sites.

Imagine if a person were to go through the major newspapers of the world and judge them on who had the best gossip columnist. That wouldn't be rating "the best newspaper"...it would be rating, "the best gossip newspaper". Likewise, rating blogs by the amount of gossip in them isn't rating "the best blogs".

posted at: 2005-03-14 18:16:19 with 0 comments

So I was all psyched to see Steamboy when it opened on the 18th. Only problem? It's not showing in our nation's capital.

Now, I can see why some movies have limited premiers. Just last week I discovered the new Kevin Costner flick was opening in L.A. and NYC in three theaters. (It was for a friend, okay?? I'm not going to see it!) That makes some sense. But peruse the list linked above of Steamboy theaters and that's clearly not the case. Some listed cities?

Des Moines, Iowa? Check. Tulsa, Oklahoma? Check.

For god's sake, even Dayton Ohio gets it! But no DC. As Mr. Bat would say, "Grr.."

posted at: 2005-03-14 15:55:51 with 0 comments

So after several months, the second tangible result of my work creating a new "branding" for my company has come to pass.

Here's the new website. Thoughts? Crazy mac errors? Doesn't look good in lynx? Send 'em my way...

I suppose this is as good a time as any to say I love my job.

posted at: 2005-03-13 18:03:48 with 4 comments

though i know helena might find it repellant, i challenge the werkz to produce a single other person who would not want this seal as a present. now if only i could pass myself off as a depressed elderly japanese guy, or koizumi i suppose...

posted at: 2005-03-11 12:18:54 with 2 comments

I love 11th St. From returning home late at night and being accosted by prostitutes to the fun of walking to work each morning and discovering people in need of help, there's always something interesting going on here.

A couple days ago as I'm walking past the intersection of 11th and P St., I notice a piece of paper resting on the top of a fence with some writing on it. Curious, while the light was still red, I leaned over and examined it. Here you go:

creepy warning letter

It starts out so simply: a warning that there are some dangerous people around. I'm sure everyone's seen signs go up when muggings increase in a neighborhood. But quickly, the missive starts to get a little strange. Halfway through, I could barely keep from laughing at lines like:

They may appear conservative, but the woman is disturbed.

or my personal favorite,

They also eat.

Classic, eh? Today as I was walking into work, I passed by a tall man in a cowboy hat who seemed angry. He asked me if we were on the 1300 block of 11th St. I looked at the sign and told him yes. He then began to tell me a lengthy story about how he needed to find the Verizon office, and that the operator had told him to come here. I couldn't bear to tell him that it sounded like the operator had been annoyed with him and had sent him here as punishment. Don't screw with Verizon! They fight dirty...

Instead I tell him that the nearest Verizon office is on 14th and S. He ignores this statement and begins to tell me that he recently got divorced, and that he's been living by himself, and that his phone hasn't been working for months. And yet, he angrily said, Verizon charged him $109 for phone service despite the fact that his phone never rings! At this point I get a little frustrated because we've wasted 15 minutes and I'm already late, which is when the guy says, "Oh, hey, am I keeping you? I'm sorry."

I tell him, again about the Verizon office on 14th St. He listens this time and says he'll head over there immediately. As we leave he says, "Hey, I didn't get your name?" I tell him, and he replies, walking away "My Name's Joe! Thanks again for your help!"

Honestly, I hope Joe finds the Verizon people and lays into them. Without violence, of course. Too much Alabama courtroom drama this morning for that...

posted at: 2005-03-11 12:18:03 with 1 comments

A hilarious SETI-story. Read it. Laugh. Get back to work.

posted at: 2005-03-11 12:02:04 with 1 comments

So, over the past few days I've received a similar spam message (advertising cheap prescription drugs over the internets) from several different addresses. The best part is the names of the senders:

  1. Whinnied H. Cogs
  2. Searchers O. Blanking
  3. Backbitten B. Preakness
  4. Inhered P. Kidnaps
  5. Exploiter D. Tush
  6. Succeeded C. Passkeys

I love that all of them have fake middle initials. I'd really like to see the spamscript that generates each one. Are they supposed to be funny? Who knows? Clearly, anyone who opens an e-mail from "Exploiter D. Tush" has to expect problems...

posted at: 2005-03-10 16:07:57 with 1 comments

As you can tell from the review below, I burned my lunch hour seeing the latest Ruscha exhibit with Fincher, then wasted some more time looking for "My Brother's Place" near the Department of Labor. Lost, we retreated to a slow-as-the-district-normally-is eatery on 3rd and E called 3rd and Eats. Despite the sloth of the employees, the food was actually quite tasty.

I realized, belatedly, that the gradient on the site itself is somewhat of an homage to that other Ed.

posted at: 2005-03-10 14:40:13 with 0 comments

werkz advice: go check it out today!

"Cotton Puffs, Q-Tips®, Smoke and Mirrors: The Drawings of Ed Ruscha" is currently on exhibit at the National Gallery's West Wing. It covers a large amount of Ruscha's early drawings, but near the end displays several of his better known later works.

From one Ed to another, I've always loved Ruscha's work. The mixture of text, light, novel paints (gunpowder, anyone?) and gradients always leaves me feeling as if his work is almost too polished. It's a good feeling. The new exhibit showcases a large amount of work never before seen, pulled from all over the place.

despair and disgust by ed ruscha

At the end of the exhibit, I couldn't bring myself to purchase the $45 book that went with it....although I'd love to receive it as a gift.(Hint! Fincher! Hint!) Instead, I pocketed a small but thick $10 collection of a whole bunch of his work (over 500 pages!) in postcard sizes.

posted at: 2005-03-10 14:19:23 with 0 comments

So in order to create the foreigners section of the website I decided I needed a cool way to create a list of nicknames. The first method that I thought of was, prisoner-style, just to have a bunch of cardinal numbers, like one, two, three, etc.

After a lengthy search, I realized that no one had created a php script to generate said cardinal numbers from regular numbers. This guy had made such a script using javascript, however, so all I had to do was port his version over to php.

I removed the ordinal numbering code for brevity's sake...the code below just takes one argument and returns its cardinal output. To see the script in action just head over here and plug in some numbers into the url. Easy, right?

The full code is posted below or you can just link to this copy:



$number = $_REQUEST['number'];

$wnums = array(
    0 => array('hundred','thousand','million','billion','trillion','zillion'),
    1 => array('one','first','ten','','th'),
    2 => array('two','second','twen',0,0),
    3 => array('three','third','thir',0,0),
    4 => array('four','fourth','for',0,0),
    5 => array('five','fifth','fif',0,0),
    6 => array('six','sixth',0,0,0),
    7 => array('seven','seventh',0,0,0),
    8 => array('eight','eighth','eigh',0,0),
    9 => array('nine','ninth',0,0,0),
    10 => array('ten'),
    11 => array('eleven'),
    12 => array('twelve','twelfth'),
    13 => array('thirteen'),
    14 => array('fourteen'),
    15 => array('fifteen'),
    16 => array('sixteen'),
    17 => array('seventeen'),
    18 => array('eighteen'),
    19 => array('nineteen'));

$numlength = strlen($number);
$mod = $numlength % 3;
$trip = ceil($numlength / 3);
for ($i = 0; $i < $trip; $i++) {
    if ($i == 0 and $mod != 0) {
        $begin = 0;
        $end = $mod;
        $subst = substr($number,($begin),($mod));
    } elseif ($i == 0) {
        $begin = $mod + (($i-1) * 3);
        $end = $mod - 1 + ($i * 3);
        $subst = substr($number,(0),(3));
    } elseif ($mod == 0) {
        $begin = ($i * 3);
        $end = 3;
        $subst = substr($number,($begin),($end));
    } else {
        $begin = $mod + (($i-1) * 3);
        $end = $mod - 1 + ($i * 3);
        $subst = substr($number,($begin),(3));
    }
    if ($subst != 0) {
        if (strlen($subst) > 2) { 
            $hdec = substr($subst,0,1);
            $ddec = substr($subst,1,2);
            $odec = substr($subst,2,1);
        } elseif (strlen($subst) > 1) { 
            $hdec = 0;
            $ddec = substr($subst,0,2);
                $odec = substr($subst,1,1);
        } else {
            $hdec = 0;
                $ddec = 0;
        $odec = substr($subst,0,1);
        };
        if ($hdec != 0) {
            $result = " " . $wnums[$hdec][0] . "-hundred ";
        } else {
                $result = " ";
        };
        if ($ddec < 20 and 9 < $ddec) {
            $result .= " " . $wnums[$ddec][0];
        } else {
            if ((0 < $hdec or 1 < $trip) and ($i + 1 == $trip) and (0 < $ddec and $ddec < 10)) {
                $result .= "and ";
            };
            if (19 < $ddec) {
                if (! $wnums[$ddec{0}][2]) { $secw = 0; } else { $secw = 2; };
                if (0 < $odec) { $secx = "-"; } else { $secx = " "; };
                $result .= $wnums[$ddec{0}][$secw] . "ty" . $secx;
            };
            if (0 < $odec) {
                $result .= $wnums[$odec][0];        
            };          
        };
        if ($i + 1 < $trip) {
            $result .= " " . $wnums[0][$trip - $i - 1] . "";
        };
    };
    $newresult .= $result . " ";

};
echo "

number: $number

"; echo "

cardinal number: $newresult

";

Again, thanks go out to Bemi Faison who did all the heavy lifting. I am just a humble translator. (I did, I will note, strip out the cool conditionals to transform Bemi's numbers into ordinal notation...because I didn't need it.)

posted at: 2005-03-10 13:34:00 with 1 comments

Many a time I've awoken to discover my money clip overflowing with jacksons and my mind equally filled with the knowledge that I am, perversely, poorer than I was the previous morning. How does such a regular event occur? Well, let's retrace my steps.

Near the end of work yesterday, I remembered that Nicole and I were supposed to hit a reception at the Mexican Consulate/Cultural Center for a new nonprofit foundation tied to a young Spanish language network tied to an existing nonprofit network tied to a popular media group in Mexico. After we left work, we eschewed a ride from a co-worker, and instead popped in a cab to head up to Harvard Square.

Once there, Nicole picked up the tab for the cab. Inside, we were treated to a lavish spread, open bar, and tons of media coverage. So much so, in fact, that it was a little daunting. A couple glasses of champagne eliminated that problem, and soon the Azteca America president was talking about how his network would soon grab a 20% market share based on his network's focus on "values". (If this seems like a silly argument to make, you haven't seen enough Telemundo...) The only bad speech contained a reference to a new station being opened in "ar-kansas" followed by a hilarious mention of a new program to help people speak English better. No one else seemed to catch the irony. A series of video clips followed involving all the good work that the Fundacion Azteca has done in Mexico. The fact that they have their own school seemed a little creepy, but the work for burn victims and the poor seemed great. Nicole had to depart for another dinner though, and so my social evening was open again.

A call to Carroll revealed that she and her friends were currently in g-town living it up. Flush with the knowledge that I'd consumed several grant's worth of food and drink, I hailed a taxi and drove over to the non-metro side of town, burring $15 of my emergency twenty and leaving me with a mere $5 (plus credit) to get through the night. Yes, I tipped $7 on an $8. No, it did seem like a good idea at the time. The cabby was particularly nice and got me there swiftly. Plus, I'd already saved tons of money, right?

Once at mie-n-yu, I sat down and ordered a "samurai" which sounded like the most masculine drink offered. A very nice cassandra-esque waitress with far too much eye shadow brought it back later rather than sooner, and after a sip, it revealed itself to be a particularly fruity concoction, despite the high proof nature of the various liquids inside. I proceeded to meet Carroll's new workmates, one of whom possessed the second best name in existence ever. The top three names, of course, are:

  1. Isobel
  2. Anastasia
  3. Sasha

Of course, she was introduced as "osh-ia" which meant I didn't even get to comment on her name until much later. Once I did though, we both agreed that the list was a worthy one, unlike the reaction last week when I told one of Jenna's friends (nee Isobel), who found the Russian names to be "awful" and proceeded to not speak to me again.

A trip downstairs revealed that m-n-y had an elaborate washroom complete with attendant. Bye-bye five dollars! Seriously, he only had $2 in his bucket before I came by, so I felt as if I could hardly make change by stealing the $2 from the little pot. So far, I'd only burned through my emergency jackson though, so I was still feeling financially secure.

Several gimlets later, we decided to call it an evening. Carroll attempted to pay, but I intercepted dark-eyed cassandra and made her take my card instead. The total with tip was two franklins...a little higher than I had anticipated. The remaining triumvirate relocated a few doors down for some food, which nicely Carroll paid for. Several quality discussions later, and I was out the door of said second establishment, hoofing it home to the 'werkz. Briefly I considered stopping by St. Ex for the second year anniversary party (has it really been two years?) but realized it was a far better idea to head to the house, watch some tv and relax.

And that's how I descended from free champagne to a nasty $220 loss in my wallet. The damage was, of course, nicely mitigated by the bills in my money clip, which I haven't had the heart to actually count. Hopefully those too will disappear, perhaps tonight.

posted at: 2005-03-10 11:35:04 with 5 comments

Okay, after several months of screwing around, I've finally implemented a couple of changes to the website. For the next few months, any changes I make will be cosmetic, as the work on these few features sapped my energy for coding. Here they all are:

  1. First off, users can now register anonymously. I'll be adding text to various pages informing them of this, but for now, the simple way to get an account on the site is to head over to the foreigners section. You sign up, it e-mails you, you login, etc. etc.. Once you do you'll have full access to comments, but you won't be able to add articles/images/etc.

  2. Because I will shortly be cutting off all access to the backend for foreigners, I needed a way to allow them to alter their settings. Hence, the newly updated staff pages. From your staff page, you should be able to alter your settings (your picture, information, etc.) without having to go into the backend. Sounds good, right? Well, in the interest of getting the anonymous logins working as quickly as possible, I've disabled almost all of the fields in this new section. Over the next few days, once I've ironed out all the bugs, I'll re-enable the fields so that the founders/friends can make changes without having to go into the backend.

  3. I've also added a new section: stuff. It's far from finished yet, but it's tied to the user settings in a way that would've made it difficult to hide. The idea behind stuff is simple: just insert in popular books/movies/cds and then rate them. Later, I'll be tying the reviews section to stuff in a concrete way (so that you can rate a book that you have marked in stuff), as well as displaying a chart of the most popular movies/books/music of all the users on the 'werkz. The really boring complicated stuff is mostly finished though...the rest is just the icing on the cake. Stuff is very alpha-version though, so I'm sure bugs exist. (I know of at least two off the top of my head.) If people could try it out and tell me what works/doesn't work, I'd greatly appreciate it.

  4. I just finished this. That means certain links to other sections aren't up yet. But they will be soon.

Along with #4 and #3, I'd like to encourage everyone to e-mail me with bugs/problems. There are tons of them, but I don't know of them all, so the more help you give me, the better. I hope people enjoy the new features, and once they're stable, I can concentrate on making the site look a little more attractive, which is much more fun.

posted at: 2005-03-09 17:06:03 with 1 comments

This was all my office was talking about today. I was going to make jokes, but now I’m not because it turns out the guy was really hurt quite badly and apparently not because of his own stupidity. This is yet another reason I dislike primates. Monkeys and apes are only cute in the abstract.

posted at: 2005-03-09 11:55:04 with 1 comments

Clearly, Burger King is knocking around the competition, advertisement wise. Their latest? Pimp My Burger. It's actually fairly amusing. Thoughts, Dwight?

posted at: 2005-03-09 10:37:22 with 4 comments

Yeah, it was amazing yesterday. I walked all the way home from 17th and Upshur and remembered, yet again, that DC is a great town. Not because of all the cool monuments (though that helps) or the classic beauty of the federal buildings, but because of the simple variation of the residences. Unlike bigger cities, DC doesn't have tons of apartment buildings. Unlike the row-houses of Baltimore, each block in the district contains a huge variety of design, even among row-houses. I'm glad I took advantage of the nice weather...this morning I awoke to rain which rapidly turned into snow, much like the snow that covered the African-American Civil War Memorial last week. On the way to work, again, it blew so hard I couldn't open my mouth or it would be filled with snow.

snowy monument

In boring home purchasing news, I managed to get a new butcher block to replace the one Ronald took. It's not as big and cool, but that actually worked out well, because formerly, Ronald's one was too large to move the Narvik to the side, forcing me to keep my regular counter thing (I forget the IKEAese for it) hidden from view. Now, however, all three are in plain sight.

Except for the large amount of blood I spilled on the block while assembling it (I looked down and my hand was covered in blood...then I saw it had found its way onto the block. Luckily I hadn't placed the final piece on yet, so it's now nicely covered/consecrated.) I'm very happy with it.

And now back to my current coding project of the day: coding cardinality. Sounds fun, right?

posted at: 2005-03-08 10:37:14 with 0 comments

I posted this on RumbleStripz and wanted some input from the people at the Werkz. "I was reading an article from my feeds today from Wired. The article is discussing local governments becoming ISPs. While this is nothing new, the fact is day by day the Telecoms are lobbing away our ability to reap the rewards. Now I personally am all for it, everyday I think about what a pain it is that I can't take my laptop to a park or on the metro and be reading well my feeds, or go over to a friends house and check my recipes to make something there, or to upload a new photo of the Stadium/Armory Metro with it canopy being installed. I think that Philadelphia has it right. I think that Rendell the Gov. of PA has it wrong. We as a nation can't think of internet like the telephone, we have to think of it as the interstates. I don't know if D.C. has a plan for the City to Wireless but if it doesn't I would like to start looking into it. Does anyone have any info on this?"

posted at: 2005-03-07 13:44:43 with 3 comments

john bolton, UN ambassador? now that hurts.

posted at: 2005-03-07 13:29:18 with 2 comments

It's so damn nice outside it almost hurts.

posted at: 2005-03-07 13:16:40 with 0 comments

okay, so i'm not really studying, but i should be, right? damn arabic - if i would just stop going to assorted hefala, i think i could get a handle on the kelemat jadeeda.

anyway, i come not to praise ed et all but to bury them, for the level of gossipy asides has dropped dramatically. i'm in need of something juicy to get me through the prospect of more snow, and weekend shenanigans must be supplied. after all, i didn't really hear how the last' werkz party went, and i know there's usually some misbehaving.

i suppose i can't really offer much from this end, as it was another standard boozefest of four or five days in which the usual suspects were rounded up, inebriated, and then forced to wear silly hats while people took pictures of them. daft punk, drunk girls, grapefruit mojitos and martinis with twists that looked like someone assaulted a lemon. house parties with pretty boys who always wind up with the girls (inevitably and ineffably catholic girls - so probably better to walk home anyway!) and i even bumped into a friend of a cousin of ed, who apparently is attending this sordid institution. that's news, right?

back to flash cards - but before i go, one last plug for those of you foolish enough to stay up late on sundays. robot chicken is perhaps the single funniest fifteen minutes ever recorded by man. no exaggeration. first time i saw it i was admittedly drunk, and it was hilarious. second time i was sober and it was merely laugh-out-loud funny. but tonight's episode (sober again!) featuring a cannonball run-esque skit involving kit, speed racer, mario kart, and them duke boyz set a high bar even higher. watch it, i swear you'll thank me later...

posted at: 2005-03-07 02:19:15 with 11 comments

A series of postmodern plagues—illness, email woes, station server troubles, and generally lackluster late winter releases—have all worked in synergy to keep me both away from good new music and without a means to reliably transmit said music to you all for over a month. But spring tends to bring out great tunes, so hopefully I’ll be able to pick up the pace.

As for the current Track You Should Be Listening To Right Now, I have to emphasize the word “Should.” Because I don’t love Bright Eyes. Maybe because the bandwagon had already started before I heard of Conor Oberst, so as an indie rocker I was naturally (and pretentiously) suspicious…especially of my fellow indie rockers. Maybe I’m just resentful that Oberst has a musical career and even his own label, though he’s younger than I am (this is becoming more of a problem with each passing year, incidentally). And maybe it’s because he’s such a whiny, skinny, emo kid that even the other whiny, skinny, emo kids (all redundant terms, by the way) look at him and go, “Dude, cheer up.”

Recently, he’s simultaneously released two albums, I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning and Digital Ash in a Digital Urn, the former of which is attempting to be an alt country album (and whose title is a comma splice, which pisses me off). Now anyone with the slightest knowledge about America’s “heartland” knows that any male as pretty as Oberst is, by writing a country album, is just asking to be on the receiving end in an Annie Proulx short story. (Yes, I did just make a cowboy anal sex joke.) But he's gone ahead and written one anyway.

The opening track of IWA,IM, “At the Bottom of Everything,” starts with a spoken-word story intro. It’s pure drivel—Oberst refers to the Pacific Ocean, with stuttering incredulity, as “the biggest ocean on—on planet Earth!”—about a woman on a plane. But then the plane begins to crash, and she wails about what to do, and the man next to her reassures her that they’re going to a better place in a bizarre fashion (“It’s your birthday party. Happy birthday!”). And meanwhile a guitar has started frantically strumming, and suddenly Oberst is the man singing, and he (both of them) break into a song about Paradise that is dark and cheerful and hope-giving at the same time.

It’s utter pathos—you’re being manipulated, blatantly so—but it works. You’re invested. You care about the people on the crashing plane. You care about whether they’ll really make it to Heaven. You hope (and temporarily believe) you will, too. You’ll listen to the song, and even the intro, many times over.

It’s a TYSBLTRN, because you should be listening to it. It’s a great song that you’ll like (though, like me, you may resent that you like it). And even if you don’t dig it, you should at least be able to talk knowledgably about it, because all your other hipster friends already are. Bright Eyes is here to stay. Much of Oberst’s music is good and much of it is not. It’s your call. But whether you like him or not, the next time his name comes up, at least you won’t be guilty of bullshitting. (Listen to “At the Bottom of Everything” here or request it here.)

In the print world, I'm liking Adam Gopnik's piece on Voltaire in the latest New Yorker.

In other news, my mentor, Howard Norman, is giving a reading this Saturday at 6:00 PM at Politics & Prose. I’m probably going if anyone would like to join me (though you have to call my cell, because again, I have no email). I’ll be coming from Terpstock, where I’ll be DJing live before and between sets from about noon to 5:00 PM. It’s the first time I’ve DJed in front of real people in almost 5(!) years, so come on out; it’ll be fun.

posted at: 2005-03-04 10:37:50 with 0 comments

This advertising campaign is simply brilliant.

I saw one of the ads for the first time two nights ago and was hooked...how better to inspire people than to tell them to

  1. sit on their asses
  2. fill said asses with delicious crabs

I love it!

The ads are, for the record, available right here. Brilliant.

posted at: 2005-03-03 11:54:28 with 1 comments

So GeoURL is back. Version 2.0, to be specific. Of course, I went to the site and checked to see our listing and then looked to see if anyone else had moved close to us.

The number one closest person runs this website. Yeah. Enough said.

The number two closest person runs this blog. I actually met the kid in the fall and handed him some Dean materials during the primary. In return, he handed me a copy of Reason. From reading his about page I've quickly (read: specious over-generalization) determined that he is a libertarian, but an idiotic one, simply because he describes his house as being in the "Westminster/Shaw" neighborhood.

News flash, kiddo: the whole "Shaw" neighborhood is the result of a government study commissioned in the 60's (it's a pdf...so don't click it!) and "Westminster" is a tiny-half-assed street. It's like saying I live in the 1800 Vermont neighborhood of Ward One. Technically true, but useless. Which is kind of like most libertarian ideas to begin with...

So the real question remains, when will some normal people start to blog near me? Much as I love the Council Bluffs people, it's time for some good progressives to move in next door.

posted at: 2005-03-03 10:58:36 with 1 comments

in between getting put on double secret probation for excessive partying in the dorm, hours wasted taking down counter-terrorists with nothing but a few 'nades, and trying to talk my way out of a date with an sophomore (i'm not a pig...only middle aged men are pigs...) i came across someone channeling brad on the ultra-serious subject of social security and figured i would pass it along.

i especially like the digs at ayn rand and libertarians - those boys (and they are boys) at cato seem to be stricken with legal fetishism only when it applies to individuals instead of states. sure, i won't plan for the future, but since i think we should all assume the onset of death by mid-thirties, i'd really rather not waste my remaining time trying to make an extra two cents on pork bellies. and if you have a problem with that, i warn you that i'm pretty accurate with a krieg...

posted at: 2005-03-02 18:34:26 with 1 comments

An article published in the NYTimes on the pitfalls of internet fame, now one of their top emailed articles ... how meta.

I'm interested, though. I feel like people who elect to do reality television deserve whatever befalls them in the court of public opinion. The internet is somewhat different, given the fact that essentially anyone can publish and access it without explicit warning of potential dangers (as I'd assume participants in reality television are given access to in their contracts, whether or not they take the time to read them).

So the question is, do we pity this boy (as we stream his video, laugh at it, and forward it to our friends to entertain them at their cubicle)?

posted at: 2005-03-01 13:14:12 with 1 comments

So the new metro signs rock:

new metro signage

The advanced signs have only begun to start being used properly, displaying the proper times for each train coming into the station. Remember those trains that would show up as "arriving" but never arrive? Or the ones that would say absurdly large times like "45 minutes"? Those days, hopefully, are over...

Technically, of course, the signs are the same, they just show useful information now. WMATA: making do with less! Even software upgrades seem like a blessed relief to us now.

posted at: 2005-03-01 12:43:56 with 1 comments

The Best Achenblog Post Ever just went up this morning. A brief excerpt:

A couple of weeks ago I found a mysterious key in the trunk of my car. As a general rule, I don't put keys in the trunk. No corpses had been stuffed in there after a gangland murder, so far as I know. The key wasn't attached to anything. It was a long, thin, gold-colored key with a few enigmatic numbers etched into the metal. I put it in my pocket and assumed that I would discover its significance in a matter of course...

Go read it all.

posted at: 2005-03-01 12:35:41 with 2 comments

It's about time. As someone who believes the death penalty makes no economic sense (lawyer's appeals cost the system far more than simply housing a person for life) this is a great first step toward getting rid of the whole problem.

posted at: 2005-03-01 10:31:12 with 0 comments

So I'm reading this great story about Lucha Libre and I came across what may be the funniest line in all of the Post today:

The other night, Reyes was busy stalking the canvas and drop-kicking the two remaining Good Guys -- including Mr. Niebla, a crowd favorite known outside the ring for his charitable work with disabled children.

Ah, the subtle charm of beating up those who work with disabled children. Truly, a sublime pleasure.

posted at: 2005-02-28 18:01:55 with 0 comments

werkz advice: pick it up.

so forrest gave me a tip about a new EP, freedom of speed released by the Junior Communist Club. I've listened to a few tracks and they're simply great. Even better, of course, is this review someone posted on amazon:

This CD has NOTHING to do with communism. The music doesn't even sound very good. None of the lyrics even come close to having a communist message. I gave it 2 stars because some of the techno beats were relatively ok. In my opinion, techno/electronica/house is the perfect music for a communist society... it's modern, progressive, intense, and a lot of fun, but it's not subversive or nasty like heavy metal or rap. Music should fulfill people's 'fun' need without making them want to hurt someone.

Wha-huh? That's like saying "Anthrax doesn't even have anything to do with cattle!" or "AC/DC has little to do with electricity or the Edison/Tesla debate over current!"

Regardless, go pick up the EP today. I guarantee it won't make you "want to hurt someone".

posted at: 2005-02-28 14:55:25 with 0 comments

So it appears Iraq is falling apart, Lebanon is falling together and the rest of the world is just falling.

At a time when states have continued to oppress their own people we need less nationalism, not more. But increasingly, the violence across the world seems tied to a belief that if we could just "get rid of the foreigners" things would be better. Balkanization breeds more hatred, however, and soon you have an unbreakable cycle of violence.

posted at: 2005-02-28 13:50:54 with 0 comments

Here you go. Cart heaven:

image of carts at ikea

The machine that lives at the end of this area where the carts rest is truly one of the most interesting in all of IKEA. All it does is simply dispense carts, one at a time, to the lucky customers who wait, patiently, for their cart to arrive.

posted at: 2005-02-28 11:32:25 with 0 comments

It's snowing. Again. And not sticking, again.

posted at: 2005-02-28 11:27:35 with 0 comments

I like when people comment on the website. A lot. Using the address at the bottom of the page...

So this guy wrote in to say he enjoyed the site and would we link to him? My answer? Sure!

If you guys have thoughts about his site, post them to this thread...that way he gets some feedback.

posted at: 2005-02-25 18:17:35 with 0 comments

Here's your daily dose of photo phun:

bush suck and flog alf

Yeah, those employees at Target really shouldn't leave objects with letters lying around. I wonder how long the display lasted like this after we set it up...

posted at: 2005-02-25 15:59:22 with 0 comments

I posted this on RumbleStripz today and wanted comments from the 'werkz. "So I was emailed this morning from a person at SAIC, a defense contractor. The email was about a job opening and they person said he found my resume online and that he thought I would be a good fit. The job looks extremely good and a step up in an area I haven't really worked in for awhile. It sounds like a good opportunity, and needless to say I am not happy at my current job. Now I have I will admit skipped around a number of times. I fully intended to stay with Boeing for as long as possible. But recently the place where I was working start to look like it was imploding, which by the way it did. So I recently switched to another group where life has been less then ok. But it is a good job and the person I want to work for is indirectly above me. So what do you do? That is the question and I need response on this one gang."

posted at: 2005-02-25 09:50:07 with 3 comments

This is amusing. A little draggy at parts, but a cool concept.

posted at: 2005-02-24 13:47:52 with 0 comments

Lessons learned from the past eight days:

  • Several years teaching does not automatically make you immune from the flu.
  • Saying “But I’m supposed to go see Forrest in Ithaca!” doesn’t either.
  • Saying “OK, maybe I’ll be well enough to party in DC with Edward and Helena” only sets you up for crushing failure.
  • Drinking a half-gallon of grapefruit juice a day is good for you.
  • But you will come to hate grapefruit juice.
  • Advil is good for headaches and carpal tunnel, but it does f^&$-all for illness.
  • Alternating Aspirin and Tylenol every two hours makes the day go by much faster and with less pain.
  • Watching all of the first season of Alias will help a little.
  • Watching Ghost in the Shell: Innocence will not.
  • When you’re too sick to speak, everyone you’ve ever known will decide on a whim to call you up for a chat.
  • So will your landlord.
  • Emergency rooms in the suburbs are your friends. (As opposed to U. MD or Hopkins, which are nightmare death chambers.)
  • Civilian medical care sucks when you’ve grown up accustomed to Army benefits and protocol.
  • Amoxycillin is easy to score.
  • Codeine is not, but you can get it if you beg.
  • But you won’t get enough.
  • Nowhere near enough.
  • It’s always better to be sick at your parents’ house, even if they don’t have cable.
  • There are worse things than achy throats. Like short, stabbing pains in your throat.
  • It is impossible to go back in time and warn past-Dwight not to use a sick day playing hooky after the Delgados concert.
  • When you go back to work woozy, you won’t be able to leave early because your boss will have an even worse flu that he’s working through.
  • Cherish the small successes: I (at least temporarily) kicked my Diet Coke habit, my roommates missed me enough that they did my dishes, and the snow is pretty.
posted at: 2005-02-24 11:57:49 with 2 comments

Even more snow today. Walking to the metro I couldn't open my mouth without having several flakes be blown inside. It was still fun, regardless, kind of like shooting cows with a high powered rifle. The window across from me is solid white.

posted at: 2005-02-24 11:47:59 with 0 comments

Sometimes Google overreaches a bit. So I'm shutting it down, preemptively on my end. As a result, the auto-link feature still can search the pages for addresses, etc., but it doesn't actually create links in your page. You just have to use the toolbar to see the maps.

In general, I'm not a huge fan of scripting. Sometimes, as with googlemaps, the scripting is cool. But too often, pages just need to do something simple without scripts.

posted at: 2005-02-24 11:39:08 with 0 comments

So I just finished uploading the last two weeks' worth of pictures to the imageserver side of the site. Here's a glimpse:

image of rancor graffiti in dc

I'll try to post at least one new one for a day for a bit, for all you lazy people who don't like to peruse the images themselves.

posted at: 2005-02-24 00:58:41 with 0 comments

Dear Dredwerkz:

I was in a lesbian relationship for almost 4 years. It ended recently. I’m not quite ready to date again, but would love to meet some new people. Where can I go to meet some hot chicks who are intelligent, fun to be around and funny as hell? I’ve all but forgotten the finer points of dating and am uncertain how to get back in the saddle again.

The Quizzical Dyke

Helena Replies:

Edward's idea's are good ones...making friends with the friends you already have works remarkably well and when you have enough in the mix, they start to multiply like bunny rabbits.

My other suggestion is to take a cue from Charlotte York and meet your lesbians Sex and the City-style. Attend the gallery opening of a lesbian artist, meet lesbians, be invited to their lesbian clubhouse, and you're done. Since you *are* a lesbian, you won't get kicked out like poor Charlotte. A well-chosen reading or play could find you in the company of this same club. There is a club, right? With cocktail parties and ski trips?

Edward Replies: Well, I'm not sure if I should be giving anyone "the finer points of dating". Instead, I'm going to focus on your first request, namely, meeting funny intelligent women. (I am of course excluding the women who frequent 'werkz parties, of course, because they're already classy, attractive and witty. So the short answer should be to attend a party her...but I digreess.) First off, don't go the bar route. You'll get depressed at the lack of choices quite quickly. Second, have you fully exhausted the work friends? Having a company happy hour and inviting other people to join is a great way to meet people that you can use, six-degrees style, to get into other social circles. Sadly, most parties won't allow you the freedom to talk to a large group of people the same way crashing someone else's h-hour does. So, thirdly, you really have to hit up your friends. If you don't have any/enough that's a different problem. But assuming you do, it's often profitable to move one circle beyond their immediate circle to find interesting folks.

Finally, the best and easiest way to meet more people is to discover someone who's a central node of connections. It may take an exhaustive search of your friends, but chances are everyone knows someone who knows someone who knows everyone. That person is the person you need to hang out with. Go find them!

Brad Replies:

I'm not so sure about pilfering the work ranks, because it allows for the possibility of dating someone with whom you work, a capital offense in my book because of the inevitable collateral damage upon dissolution. Also the bar scene can be good if you know what to look for and where to hang out, and because the obvious inhibition-lowering quality of alcohol makes asking out those intelligent hot chicks a lot easier.

But really the easiest way is simply to tell your male friends that you're available, and voila! presto! actionable intelligence will reveal itself. the reason? every guy knows another guy who brags like crazy about having some sort of connection to a circle of hot lesbians. for instance if you were in cambridge, i know this crazy dude who lives with four women, so you could talk to me, i could talk to him, and all of us could go to a party where you might meet some good targets. how's that for advice!

posted at: 2005-02-23 18:05:52 with 3 comments

It's time for some housekeeping notes.

First off, someone provided a solution to the homer cube problem. A special shout-out to reader MC for the help here.

Second, a few weeks ago, some contributors posted to the "origins" subpage. Bad idea. Those little drop-down boxes on the back-end are there for a reason. Likewise (and linking to below)...there's a specific format for the "advice" subsection. Read some past highlights to see the general format. Got it? Good.

Third, several people have submitted some advice columns lately, over the internets! I'll post them shortly.

posted at: 2005-02-23 17:05:56 with 0 comments

So this weekend, in between all the craziness, I managed to finish the final episodes of Buffy that I began watching here. Maybe I'll throw up a review sometime. And let's just say I'm not the biggest fan of Marti Noxon's influence.

Having only seen a few episodes (and none of the arcing plot lines) before I tackled all seven seasons, I can honestly now say that they were, on the whole, some of the freshest writing around.

posted at: 2005-02-23 15:19:01 with 0 comments

Yeah, I hate cash. But until the day someone jams an RFID chip in my hand and I can remove all my cards, I'll need to carry some credit. But as this story in the Post indicates, there are still some idiotic merchants out there:

For years, Marcia Levi refused to accept either credit or debit cards for purchases under $10 at her downtown gift shop, Chocolate Moose. Customers complained. She lowered the threshold to $5. Customers still complained, so two years ago she gave up on any minimum.

"People come in and charge $2.25 for a card or $1.75 for jelly beans," said Levi, who co-owns Chocolate Moose with her sister Barbara. "It's annoying. In the past two years, they've just whipped out the card without thinking about it, no matter how small the purchase."

Yeah, you see "without thinking about it" means "not willing to pay cash for an item that costs the same with a credit card". Got it? Why wouldn't they pay with credit? Because it hurts your feelings? Later...

The mentality "absolutely drives me nuts," Levi said. That's because each time shoppers like Keo swipe plastic at her store, Levi pays a hefty fee.

And later

Levi said she easily pays 55 cents in fees on a $2.25 greeting card, depending on the brand of credit card used. That's more than half of her $1 profit margin, she said. For debit cards, she pays a flat fee of 35 to 45 cents per transaction.

"It may not sound like much, but if you do that 100 to 200 times a day, that really eats into your profit margin," Levi said. Her best hope is that the larger purchases offset losses on the smaller ones.

Okay, so I've heard this argument before. 55% of your profit is a large chunk to see go unused. (Although to be fair, the fact is she's normally making a 44% profit off of each card she sells...down to 24% with a credit card, which isn't that ridiculous at all.) So lets see, what if someone offered her a much lower merchant fee? Would that make a difference? Say they offered the ability to aggregate purchases (slap a whole bunch of those cards together into one mega-purchase and the 55-cent fee suddenly isn't that large anymore...)

For merchants who don't have that kind of volume, third-party vendors have stepped in to fill the void. Among them is Peppercoin Inc., a two-year-old firm outside Boston. Two leading U.S.-based banks now promote Peppercoin's services to the merchants they work with, a sign that the bundling idea may be catching on as a mainstream concept, Kountz said.

Levi, the card shop owner, said she considered aggregating but found it prohibitively expensive. (Peppercoin, for instance, charges 5 cents per transaction for its services.)

Until the banks lower their fees, or the aggregators drop their prices, Levi copes with micropayments as best she can. She gently nudges shoppers to consider cash. Or she gives them "the look." Occasionally, if the item is particularly inexpensive, she even pays for it out of her own pocket, she said, figuring it's all the same in the end.

"People just don't have as much cash in their wallets as they used to," Levi said. "I don't have much choice."

Hmm. 5 cents per transaction. That would mean that gift card went from being a 44% profit to a 42% profit. Seems smart enough to me. It certainly seems far from "prohibitively expensive". In fact, it makes Levi look like a chump. How much lower could you get? 3 cents per transaction? I mean...an aggregator has to make money somehow. (With a 5 cent fee, an aggregator would need to combine at least 11 purchases per transaction just to break even on the aforementioned gift card)

All things being equal, I think Levi needs to wake up and realize that in the system of capitalism the consumer is king. If she doesn't offer credit card support, I'll go somewhere else. Actually, just reading this article made me never want to shop at her store again. To think that after I purchase an item, she's slipping money into the till....how idiotic is she?

posted at: 2005-02-23 10:05:53 with 2 comments

Helena's visit, a big party and a lengthy recovery. All part of a fun weekend. I'd post more, but pizza and Tuesday Salon beckon...

posted at: 2005-02-22 17:12:54 with 0 comments

We're having a party this weekend. You should come. If you're someone we don't know, and you actually find me, I'll give you a present. Like that's going to happen...

posted at: 2005-02-18 12:33:27 with 0 comments

Okay, I figure it's time for me to chime in with one of my own. So here goes.

When people who haven't watched any anime are introduced to it, it's often through one of two movies, either Ghost in the Shell or Akira. There's a bunch of hype out there about both of them, but Akira especially.

Akira was the love-labor of Katsuhiro Otomo who is currently working on the upcoming Steamboy (which I'm extremely excited about, especially since one of Jenna's friends mentioned an interest in it). Otomo had a great series of ideas, but his work isn't "beautiful" like Miyazaki. Instead, Otomo is best at making a series of scenes seem impressive. An action packed cycle race, or a crazy series of mutations all are visually stimulating, and serve to

The film deals with biker gangs and some telekinetic humans. That's pretty much it. Throw in some violence. Add some military people. Mix in some "rebels". And secret projects.

Akira isn't for everyone, and thus, I feel somewhat annoyed that it is often recommended to people like me as "the coolest movie ever". It's not. It's far from it. The plot (it was adapted from a lengthy manga (Japanese comic book)) is somewhat tedious and nonsensical. The pacing is simply awful. The philosophy is unnecessary. At the end of the film, I'm sure many people have thought, "so what happened again?" If you watch it a second time, you'll appreciate the cool parts much more, but the bad will seem even worse.

In short, if you've never seen any anime, skip Akira. Otherwise, dive right in.

posted at: 2005-02-18 12:25:53 with 2 comments

It's official: Social Security reform is dead.

The House's top two Republicans swiftly rejected an idea floated by President Bush to raise the ceiling on wages subject to the Social Security payroll tax, with Speaker J. Dennis Hastert and Majority Leader Tom DeLay saying yesterday that they would consider that a tax increase.

Underscoring the fluidity of the debate over Bush's proposal for restructuring the 70-year-old retirement program, DeLay (Tex.) said Congress should look at a more flexible retirement age. But he flatly opposed subjecting more of the earnings of higher-income people to the Social Security tax.

You see, the best, easiest way to get the Dems to cave on Social Security would be to press them to raise the payroll tax cap to, say, $120k. That would take care of almost all of the long term problems in the system. It would mean that those earning over $90,000 would see a chance, but no one else.

So, for a few days, I was worried that the Republicans might do just that which would leave us flatfooted with no room to fight back. But if the DeLay is against the idea, we can continue to press for it, knowing the GOP would rather lose a vote than go down that route.

We just won...

posted at: 2005-02-18 11:49:13 with 0 comments

I like lists. Most of mine are mental, but the whole idea of LISP-style schemin' appeals to the Haskell in me.

Thus, enter TaDa List. It's online and free. From the guys who built basecamp. Over 10k people have joined...which makes it seem less cool, but I suppose it's better to be late to the party than to never arrive at all.

posted at: 2005-02-17 14:29:58 with 0 comments

"Bar Pilar" is set to open next to St. Ex.

If they have outdoor seating, I'll be psyched.

posted at: 2005-02-17 12:43:27 with 0 comments

Everyone should head over to Senator Schumer's new Social Insecurity Calculator and give it a whirl.

I lost 30%! What about you?

posted at: 2005-02-17 12:06:28 with 0 comments

I just discovered Richard "The M is For Misunderstood" Stallman has his own blog. It's more like an online diary, really.

The new Free Software Foundation website is pretty nice, too. Go check it out!

posted at: 2005-02-17 11:44:20 with 0 comments

This story is why I like Rendell. He just tells it like it is:

Social Security, I mean, we think of it as an entitlement, but it shouldn’t be an entitlement. It’s a safety net.

And you know, this argument that people know best how to handle their own money – if that was the case, why would we have ever needed Social Security in the first place? Right? If people were doing such a good job handling their money so they had no nest eggs for retirement, why would we ever have needed Social Security in the first place? Well, there you have it.

My argument exactly: people aren't smart enough to handle their own money. And by "people" I mean "people like me". We'd just spend it.

Go tell JMM to remove Ed from the faction.

posted at: 2005-02-17 11:12:21 with 0 comments

So the new NID will be John Negroponte. Hmm. I can't say I"m happy. You'd think Bush would've chosen someone who wasn't in Honduras from '81-'85. His deputy will be the current head of the NSA, which I guess makes some sense, given that the NSA has tons of money to throw around.

On the bright side, I did consume half of a half of an extremely tasty salt bagel that Nicole brought me. And I did get to laugh at Bush looking awkward during his press conference, sans "Jeff Gannon", who was roasted last night in a hilarious Daily Show episode.

posted at: 2005-02-17 10:45:30 with 1 comments

Properly done, a trailer can make a world of difference in me wanting to see a movie. The last time at the the theater, I saw a five minute snoozefest trailer for The Interpreter. I also saw a twenty second teaser trailer for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The latter was awesome. Just music, an explosion and a cool font. I haven't even read the book but I was hooked.

So the new trailer is up on Amazon and leaves me with a conundrum, by virtue of its jaw-dropping coolness: should I go and check the book out from the library? Or wait for the movie and read it later if the movie is good? Thoughts?

And speaking of book adaptations, there have only been a few good adaptations of novels that stay true to the actual source material. In terms of good movies that are close to the novel there is:

  1. Fight Club
  2. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. (Fairly close!)
  3. The Harry Potter movies.
  4. John Grishman adaptations.

Movies that differ vastly from the novels but still manage to be good include:

  1. Blade Runner
  2. Jurassic Park
  3. Adaptation
  4. Minority Report
  5. Hell...any Philip K. Dick story, really...
  6. Any Ian Fleming novel/James Bond movie.

I was going to add "Any Michael Crichton novel" to the latter list but then I remembered that other than Jurassic Park, every adaptation of his (yes, including Westworld) has been awful. Except for the Andromeda Strain. Which maybe means I should list it...

posted at: 2005-02-16 11:24:00 with 4 comments

werkz advice: a great read

Last weekend I finished Jonathan Franzen's The Corrections. The novel works on many levels, but for me, the greatest part is that it blends a terrific style with a circular plot which neatly resolves itself at the end of the novel. The entire book I kept thinking "this is great...but the ending will stink". I was wrong.

Ostensibly, the novel focuses on one screwed up family. Easy to empathize with. That's all you need to know. Go buy it.

posted at: 2005-02-16 10:32:30 with 0 comments

Another great Tuesday Salon is over. My head is somewhat cloudy, but otherwise everything is very clear. Tomorrow should be super-busy but I hope to throw up a couple reviews of the past several books I've read in the last week.

Until then, have a good morning!

posted at: 2005-02-16 02:27:25 with 0 comments

So in addition to the new redesign, the Washington Post also trotted out a new blog by the Going Out Gurus, to join Joel's blog.

The best part? The very first few postings alerted me to a new Ruscha show at the National Gallery. In my excitement I may have used too many bangs(!) in my comment but now that I know, anyone care to join me for lunch one day?

posted at: 2005-02-15 17:32:16 with 0 comments

The Washington Post just redesigned their website.

It's invalid on several levels, but I think it looks much better than it used to. What do you think?

posted at: 2005-02-15 15:05:33 with 3 comments

So midway through watching the latest episode of 24, season 4, Helena turned to me and said, "So what exactly is her cause? What are they fighting for?" I admitted I couldn't remember.

It's a constant problem in depictions of terrorists on TV and in movies that, by default, the terrorists have to be really, really bad people. They cannot ever seem human. In 24, this manifests itself in a father trying to kill his wife and son. (By contrast all of the Americans seem always willing to trip over themselves to save their wife/daughter/husband even if they become traitors in the process. American? Sure. Patriotic? Less so.) Also, whatever cause they're fighting for has to be downplayed, so that the audience doesn't feel too sympathetic.

Thus, so far this season, I cannot figure out what the bad guys are trying to accomplish. Perhaps it was explained during one of the episodes I was watching at the gym, distracted. Or maybe the Iranian actress with the hot accent said it and I was distracted. But what does blowing up nuclear power plants have to do with global geopolitics? (Unless, of course, if said plants are in Iran or Syria or North Korea! Ha!) Maybe they're just trying to get some more presidential pardons to keep in touch with previous seasons. Oh, wait. We already did that.

Perhaps it's all orchestrated by evil defense contractors. That's what it's currently shaping up to be...

posted at: 2005-02-15 14:54:46 with 1 comments

I love the fact that in DC, one can easily tell the time by merely looking at the angle of shadows on the streets. If a building's shadow has tilted past a numbered street, it's after noon!

One more reason to thank the much-maligned French architect whose name I once heard butchered by a pair of tourists: "Hey...Do you know how to get to Ella-fant Plaaza?"

Ever since then I've looked for elephants in L'Enfant Plaza. Never seen them, yet.

posted at: 2005-02-15 14:04:40 with 0 comments

The latest New Yorker (2/14&21/05) carried a full-page anti-PETA ad put out by The Center for Consumer Freedom. Curious, I checked it out. Alas, what might have been a site of compelling and reasoned debate turned out to be the food world’s version of Rush Limbaugh:

The growing cabal of "food cops," health care enforcers, militant activists, meddling bureaucrats, and violent radicals who think they know "what's best for you" are pushing against our basic freedoms.

You’ve got to give them credit for some moments of brilliance: they have a downloadable waiver so you can leave cookies out for Santa without fearing an obesity lawsuit. But all in all, the site is mean-spirited and more than a little creepy.

What I’d really like to know though, is where—specifically (I don’t buy the innocuous “restaurants, food companies and more than 1,000 concerned individuals” line—they’re getting their money from. The kind of publicity they’re paying for is not cheap.

(Just after posing this question, I realized it was silly of me not to try and answer it myself. And low and behold, it turns out they’re corporate evil.)

posted at: 2005-02-15 13:40:53 with 1 comments

I hope this truck doesn't belong to anyone I know in Boston.

posted at: 2005-02-14 17:21:30 with 0 comments

Feeling good about the new DNC chair? Worried that the GOP and timid Dems may drag him down? Well, here's how you can get Howard's back. Just click the previous link and throw a few dollars his way.

It's that simple. Considering I already pony up a hamilton every month to the DNC, throwing a jackson and a lincoln their way to support their election of Dean seems like a no brainer.

So go help Howard out. Already 2194 people have coughed up $104,173 dollars!

posted at: 2005-02-14 15:23:53 with 0 comments

Since I have just hopelessly tied up the printer at the circulation desk here at Sawyer with a queue of six 70 page documents (making me incredibly popular with everyone else here waiting to print) I thought I would point out that I RACED again this weekend, and you can read about it here.

I would just like to point out that it was a 25k skate race in soft snow conditions, included two very long and winding uphills, and that I DID IT. It seems that I can't get away from skiing... so you might see me on the bike path along the Potomac this summer, back out on the roller skis double poling. I thought my career as a racer had ended - but it could be only just beginning...

posted at: 2005-02-13 20:51:12 with 1 comments

there's been a distinct dearth of gossip on the site, so last week in a somewhat mentally diminished state i agreed to undergo a sort of sociological experiment in the name of furthering our discourse on humanity. in other words some friends tortured me into agreeing to sell myself at the k-school valentine's day date auction.

now as much as i might have jokingly complained about my inability to find a date (to which several have noted that i technically shouldn't have trouble finding a date, it's that i might have standards which preclude most possible dates) i certainly never thought that a public forum would be an ideal venue for facilitating an end to these humorous complaints.

but the k-vda was famous, especially since last year i witnessed a student pay a thousand dollars for the right to go on a date with another student (the money all goes to a summer internship fund) - so i did think it might be a little fun. and then on friday, the auction was cancelled.

apparently someone complained that the whole concept was offensive - which makes little sense unless one was a lobbyist for a coalition of unattractive people who felt that by assigning monetary ranking to people that the ugly were being discriminated against. even that argument suffers a little from empirical evidence, as the 'thousand dollar girl' was clearly neither the hottest nor the most personable date to be auctioned last year (though after riding the bull at her recent b-day party, i'm tempted to say she might be the most fun)

long story short (too late!) the real tragedy is that now i don't have a date. so i open the floor for suggestions from the 'werkz and beyond. hook brad up and you could win a night of free drinks upon my return to the fair south. sound good? fire away...

posted at: 2005-02-13 15:32:49 with 7 comments

I saw a man come unglued tonight. He seemed normal until politics were mentioned, and then he snapped. Gwyn seemed to cause the change, although it was clear the guy had other issues, being a Republican foremost among them. I left feeling lucky a fight hadn't broken out, given his swearing and belligerent behavior in a house, no less.

On the walk home I stopped by the 7-11, bought a homeless guy a drink, and reflected. From a macro perspective, it's always best to remain in control. The added benefit is that you have a much better chance of going the distance any given evening. Nobody likes to quit before the fun is over. Even if the fun involves enjoying discord.

posted at: 2005-02-13 05:28:59 with 0 comments

A year ago, if someone had told me that today, Dean would be the new head of the DNC I would've scoffed, but secretly hoped that it would come true.

The last several months have been painful...but I feel now as if they weren't wasted, as if the energy and passion driving a whole segment of the population now finally has a vehicle to go somewhere: through rebuilding the state parties, one-by-one, to electing progressive Democrats not only at the national level, but in every single position...

I looked back today at some of Dean's quotes over the past two years. Every single one of them reminded me of something chiseled in stone on Roosevelt Island, or the FDR memorial, or in T.J.'s rotunda.

When our current president talks about freedom, he makes it seem as if it is only important to some...as if a whole half of the country wishes to aid terrorism, to discriminate, to hate. Dean's statements, by contrast, always embody at their core the idea that every American, no matter their background, has the ability to make a difference. It's a subtle difference, but it's emblematic of the men themselves.

Bush has always argued for freedom, but because of fear. He advocated fighting across the world, not for Democracy's sake, but because of the idea that Democracy prevents terrorism. The ability of the people to choose their own destiny seems somewhat diminished in this formulation, as if in an alternate reality, if feudalism were the system which prevented terrorism the best, Bush would advocate for that, simply out of fear that we'd be attacked again. In the interim, even as he professes a desire to see other countries take up the mantle of Democracy, he has been dismantling our own, discouraging dissent and building walls to keep people apart. Dean, let's not forget, believed we should fight in the first Iraq war, in Kosovo and Afghanistan. Each of those conflicts revolved around people being oppressed. They were not fought solely out of fear.

It's time to hope again.

posted at: 2005-02-12 14:39:33 with 0 comments

A very good evening, overall, the product of spontaneity and spice, between an impromptu dinner and an equally impulsive decision to hit the town in style. Kristen was in fine form, providing witty commentary to go with the omnipresent beats. A bottle of veuve clicquot and several sweethearts later (the candy variety), the birthday party in question assumed the mellow glow of well-planned fun.

Only one mere discussion marred my manic hours, a political one in which I discovered, yet again, that I stand far to the left of those I find reasonable. Sometimes I wish to yell, to break up the facade of normality and cynicism that others hold onto with vengeance. Those on our side occasionally don't seem to realize the stakes of the battles we are fighting. Oh, well.

Another day tomorrow. More chances for sun and fun.

posted at: 2005-02-12 02:46:12 with 0 comments

After tackling a ridiculously complex xml problem yesterday (having to do with a section I've meant to unveil over a month ago!), I decided to work today on something easier.

Most readers won't notice this but I've messed around with the back-end again. The new tables make finding stories and editing them a breeze, and I've finally added a special comments section to help people edit their comments. If you're a member, give me feedback on the new features.

As usual, if you think someone else's comment or article needs to be edited, just get in touch with Helena, Brad or myself. Otherwise, just stick to editing your own mistakes.

posted at: 2005-02-11 15:07:21 with 0 comments

If you live in Ward one, head over to Jim Graham's website and take the poll on the main page about whether smoking inside workplaces should be banned. I, of course voted yes. So should you.

posted at: 2005-02-11 11:08:04 with 0 comments

In high school, every kid thinks that "there's no real world use for algebra" every so often. That's not correct.

You see, at lunch today, using the power of algebra I was able to figure out that if I wanted to get a bigger tv than the current model I have (34") and that if the new model has a 16:9 aspect ratio instead of the old 4:3 ratio, that a 45" flatscreen lcd would be just a bit larger. The old tv was 20.4" x 27.2" but a new 45" lcd would be 22" x 39". A 60" plasma, by comparison, would be 29.4" x 52.3"....but I cannot afford that. All of these numbers were the result of algrebra...

While perusing crutchfield, I came across the perfect solution: a 45" LCD that already accepts 1080p, the hdtv standard of the future! Unfortunately, the 8g price was too high, but a quick search of the internets led me to one that only cost $5600. So all I need is a cool five grand and I'm set.

If anyone would care to help me out, I'd greatly appreciate it. I promise that if you do, we can watch a movie together. Maybe even two...

posted at: 2005-02-10 16:40:14 with 1 comments

"...and may God have mercy on your soul.”

(More reviews coming soon, I swear.)

Piggybacking on Jill’s post here are (off the top of my head) my favorite grades/comments I’ve heard of or received (the one's I've handed out are another story):

  • Prof. Knopp at Williams once handed a paper back with a match taped to it.
  • An anthro professor at the same institution was apparently given a roast beef sandwich once as a final paper. Rumor has it the student received a B because he forgot the mayo.
  • I once handed in a paper in high school on vaginal imagery in Joyce’s Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. I titled it “A Womb with a View.” I got an A+ and a giant red “NO” on the cover.

How about you all? I can't imagine Edward, Brad, or Forrest don't have a few choice ones...

posted at: 2005-02-10 14:43:12 with 3 comments

This page brilliantly combines two of my favorite pastimes:

1) Making fun of stupid people and 2) Making fun of stupid people.

Basically, some guy sneaked into a classroom at UT Austin and added his own comments to some freshman papers about lasers. Check it out.

Stupid Laser Papers

posted at: 2005-02-09 16:18:40 with 3 comments

Here's your viral link of the day. Who knew cheerleaders actually were good at something?

posted at: 2005-02-09 12:25:41 with 1 comments

Why tell you about the Superbowl when I can just point everyone to the Hari Seldonish Tivo Superbowl Statistics that will tell you what really happened?

For the record, the Ameritech ads were far superior to the others. But that's an individual comment. The truth is here:

  1. Emerald Nuts - Unicorn
  2. Anheuser Busch - Designated Driver
  3. GoDaddy.com - Censorship Hearing
  4. Diet Pepsi - Cindy Crawford Eye Catcher
  5. Ameriquest - Robbery
  6. Careerbuilder.com - Monkey Brown-Nosing
  7. Tabasco - Burn
  8. Fed Ex - Super Bowl Commercial Formula
  9. Paramount Pictures - War of the Worlds
  10. Anheuser Busch - Thank You to Troops

Yeah. I disagree...but go to the page and check out the minute-by-minute recap, even if it is a pdf.

posted at: 2005-02-08 11:23:57 with 2 comments

I've always had mixed feelings about google. But their new maps feature is amazing.

Anyone who manages to do that much work without flash, using regular old-school javascript, gets my respect. For some fun, go right here and maximize the zoom to find the 'werkz itself.

I especially like the shadow underlays on the pins and speech balloons. It's the tiny details that make me love it.

posted at: 2005-02-08 10:05:43 with 0 comments

So I've been delinquent in my (admittedly self-appointed) pop cultural duties. This is because in the past 10 days I…

  • Was a faux-date at a Happy Hour of Johns Hopkins Nursing School students.
  • Broke up a bar fight between two guys at the above Happy Hour.
  • Went dancing with 5 of the above nurses (not the guys).
  • DJed hung over, and had an incredible show.
  • Threw trash four stories down into a dumpster off the side of the USNS Comfort, a navy hospital ship.
  • Said goodbye to my brother, who went to Scotland.
  • Celebrated my friend’s 30th birthday.
  • Got back on my diet.
  • Discovered my cable was out.
  • Missed The Life Aquatic because I was touring an ex’s two friends around Baltimore.
  • Discovered my ad campaign idea was costing my company lots of money because it needed new photography.
  • As is semi-usual for me on a Friday, played bluegrass music (after attending another two friends’ surprise co-party).
  • As is highly unusual, actually sang and took a sociable toke of what I hear the kids call “reefer.”
  • Remembered why I hate even miniscule amounts of said reefer.
  • DJed sober, and had a terrible show.
  • Shut down the station because the next DJ was unable to attend, due to him being on the first car of a Metro train under which a woman decided to throw herself. (Two creepy addenda: he felt the bump as he traveled over her, and apparently this is such a commonplace event that the Post didn’t even report on it, judging from my online search.)
  • Attended a Fasching event at Blob’s Park Polka Palace.
  • Forgot to attend a friend’s play (which she didn’t want me to attend, so it’s okay).
  • Charmed one of the previously mentioned nurses into a date at the Visionary Arts Museum.
  • Sat on my front stoop, enjoying a) said stoop, b) the beautiful weather, and c) the beautiful company.
  • Welcomed back from England my English roommate.
  • Bailed on a family friend (who I no longer have anything in common with)’s graduation-from-massage-school party to watch the Super Bowl.
  • Made my bed for the first time in weeks.
posted at: 2005-02-07 15:17:47 with 0 comments

Okay, the house didn't actually burn down. The basement caught on fire prompting a corrective force of four firetrucks at 4am and rendering my apartment utterly unlivable for the three days of my college graduation.

I had convinced my parents, not huge drinkers themselves, to fund a graduation party for a good number of my nearest and dearest. Ignoring my (b)latent alcoholism (and ignoring the fact that they had basically funded one long four-year graduation party for me and hundreds of my closest friends), they agreed to help me out with a catered and kegged karaoke party at Apsara, a local divey pan-Asian joint, and a keg after-party following that at my apartment.

The month following the end of classes and exams, during which one essentially looks forward to leaving the warm dark womb of college and being spanked on the ass by the cold and blindingly bright real world, was not the pinnacle of my partying career. But this story bumps it to a close second. On the evening which this story occurs (Thursday June 27, 2004 I remember the damn date!), I had spent the past two or three weeks high, the evenings (which were starting earlier and earlier each afternoon) wizzasted, the nights in fitful if any sleep. I woke up involuntarily every morning before 8am.

In spite of this anxiety about 'the future', which I was intent to ignore until safely out of the country, and absolute physical wastage (my toes were numb from wearing ridiculous heels for hours at a time; my body was bruised and torn with "party scars:" random marks mysteriously acquired from the night before; expensive items of clothing were disappearing into some drunken black hole), I was having a great time. I may have been drunk and high for the wrong reasons, but so was everyone else. I was seeing many people and places for the last time. And it was certainly the last time that I would get away with this sort of behaviour, that I was aware of. I was intent on taking full advantage of this last opportunity for utter irresponsibility.

The restaurant closed before 10, so I was high and drunk in a cocktail dress serving hors d'oeuvres before it was dark. Cognac out of the bottle seemed like a fantastic idea. So did pot brownies. The restaurant floor slowly acquired a good thick carpet of beer. I definitely decked at some point bringing two or three girls down on top of me. Instead of having a karaoke party where two people wouldn't stop singing and everyone sits around awkwardly, two or three people sat around looking boring and the 50 other people fought it out for the mic. I have proof. I have pictures.

The second half of the evening starts to get hazy. I do recall, in the transfer of goods and people from the restaurant to my apartment, police sirens screaming at me as I ran up the porch of my apartment carrying plastic cups for the second keg. To the amusement of all we realize that, with all the booty dancing I had been doing, I had actually busted the seam of my tight fancy dress and, wearing a thong, had flashed the friendly Providence Police. So this story gets some gratuitous nudity and a costume change.

My physical state went from drunk to drank. I clocked in a good 28-seconds for my first (and probably last) keg stand. My last memory is of some sketchy guy who no-one knew, not a student of our university, relentlessly insisting that he could "do things to me that my man couldn't do" like some sort of played-out Usher rip-off. I don't take him up on the offer.

Consciousness fully returns to me when I realize that the smoke pouring through the apartment isn't just a lot of people's cigarette smoke. We figure out that it's coming from our basement, and that it's definitely not dying out. The smoke alarm, as if on cue, goes off. People pour out of the house and start calling 911. One of my best friends, who had abandoned me for the coke-party next door, runs across the lawn screaming my name over and over to come rescue me, dead-or-alive, and in his frenzy he runs into the burning house. The firemen show up, busting out windows and hosing everything down. They find one of my roommates passed out naked in bed with her boyfriend, more than ten minutes after everyone else has left the building.

It was surreal. In shock and disbelief, my combustible love-interest and I leave before the fire is even extinguished to pass out at his place - which we had pledged to avoid for the rest of our brief time together as it was furnished in its entirety by his recent ex-girlfriend.

Obviously it rains the next morning. In the cold gray drizzle I stumble back to my place to check out the wreckage. My keys, are of course, locked inside and I stand in the cold bemused confused and shaking - still drunk yet finally unfortunately sober. And then I got to meet up with my parents to tell them the good news.

After this shit just went to shit, slowed down and sped up. Our basement was a dingy mildewy pit used only for storage. Especially since we allowed smoking (of either substance) in our place, no one had any excuse to be down there lighting shit on fire. Our lease ended in a couple days and the incoming tenants had been moving their things in all week. Maybe some of their electronics had been left on, spontaneously combusted. Maybe somebody had actually intentionally started a fire in the basement of my apartment. One angle relieves me of blame. One angle makes a better (but more disturbing) story. Nothing was ever determined.

The girls in the apartment above us were PISSED. My father and one of their fathers almost got into a fight. The house had no electricity, no running water. The walls had been busted and bottles and beer and water and insulation were everywhere. My clothes and sheets absolutely reeked of some sort of fried electronic stench for months afterward.

And I was a wreck. Sure, no one was hurt in the fire, and all of our stuff got out (relatively) unscathed. I found out that, while my wall of electronics was (obviously) the only wall to get hosed down, my computer and iPod, which sat for two days in a two inch layer of beer-water coating my floor, continue even now to haltingly function. But I felt massively guilty. It was, after all, my party, and I was so fucked up that I didn't have the wherewithal to prevent what was happening from happening. I couldn't help but accept the responsibility for the fire, since I couldn't remember whether or not there was anything I could have reasonably done to prevent it.

But, as the disturbing dreams and guilt work themselves out I become more and more comfortable laughing about it. It does make a good story. And a long story.

PS There's only one way to be part of our next scandalous party story, and that's to be there. Saturday February 19th, 9pm, The 'Werkz. We might regret it, but you certainly won't.

posted at: 2005-02-07 13:34:38 with 5 comments

Read Books.

Got Sun.

Watched Football.

posted at: 2005-02-07 10:11:44 with 0 comments

Dear edward,

I will not leave a wad of chewed up gum near the computer again.

Sincerely, jenna

posted at: 2005-02-05 02:51:04 with 0 comments

So I went to Borders the other day and discovered that they have a 4 for 3 movie deal where if you buy four dvds you get one of them for free. I significantly augmented my tv show collection in my first run...but now I need to go get more again.

With that said, I have two dvds already selected for the next run, namely Samurai Champloo and Wonderfalls.

So what I need are two more kick-ass movies to purchase, one of which will be free. Any suggestions?

posted at: 2005-02-04 17:31:04 with 3 comments

Anyone seen the RANCOR tags around town? They don't look like this collaboration with Borf, but they're still pretty cool.

Of course, every time I see one I'm reminded of my favorite elftor cartoon of all-time.

posted at: 2005-02-04 17:16:48 with 1 comments

This TNR Piece is amazing. Lizza neatly deconstructs the race for DNC chair:

In hindsight, the boozy requiem wasn't just for Hindery, but for an era. The DNC chair race has exposed deep fissures within the Democratic Party. Some of these are ideological, but the real story of the race is the diffusion of power away from Washington and to new people and entities that have rushed to fill the power vacuum at the top of the party. When the Democrats control the White House, the president can simply pick the chair of the party. But, even when out of power, Democratic pooh-bahs traditionally rally around a consensus figure and present him to the DNC members as a fait accompli. An open process with all the trappings of a modern political campaign--including a seven-candidate field, fund-raising, regional debates, and smear campaigns in the press--is unprecedented in the party's history. To many Washington Democrats watching the circus-like contest from afar, it has been an embarrassment. "I think it's pathetic," says James Carville. "It's so indicative of the Democratic Party. Now we're just playing into every stereotype: We're weak, disorganized, flopping around. ... Somebody should have fixed this damn thing in November. I wish someone would have taken charge and three or four people would have gotten together in a smoke-filled room. ... They're not running for president! They are running for party chair. This is supposed to be a rigged deal. You think the Republicans would do it this way?"

But every attempt to rig the race failed, revealing that the levers of power in the Democratic Party have shifted out of Washington's hands. From the congressional leadership to the governors to the Clintons, top Democrats were all terrified of a Dean victory. They believe he will turn what is essentially a low-key fund-raising and management position into a lightning rod for GOP attacks, eclipsing other voices and emphasizing exactly the elements of the party that weeks of postelection soul-searching had determined the Democrats needed to play down (e.g., its liberal stance on cultural issues and its weakness on national security). And yet none of them could stop him.

I'd post the entire piece but since anyone can just click over, I recommend they do that themselves. Using my special link, of course.

posted at: 2005-02-04 12:11:56 with 2 comments

My cable was out, so I watched a half-hour of Stealing Beauty and listened to Invader Zim commentary instead of watching the State of the Union. (I’d much rather the person trying to ravage my existence call me a “filthy Earth-monkey” to my face, rather than “my fellow Americans”…)

But my friend Melissa Tritter was on NPR this morning. Apparently those Tufts kids followed the speech quite closely.

posted at: 2005-02-03 11:45:04 with 3 comments

The funniest thing I've read all day is this chat with Newsweek's Baghdad bureau chief, Rod Nordland. It's like the movie, Liar Liar, he just can't stop being honest.

Hopatcong, NJ: [yadda, yadda, yadda] Why don't you [reporters] have the gumption to call a spade a spade?

Rod Nordland: OK, you're an idiot. How's that?

All this and trenchant analysis of the Iraq situation, too.

posted at: 2005-02-02 20:32:29 with 1 comments

Today I will be celebrating the 27th year of my existence by going skiing at Prospect. I know, there are other, uncharted territories where I should be out breaking ground, but I never lost the love for my old, familiar turf. To go to a place where the wooden deer still gaze out of upstairs windows, and where signs still warn to keep your gloves off the stove (it is HOT!) Today I will ski a trail between the old and the new - connecting the ghosts with visions of what is yet to come. Maybe you need to go back in time to see the future - or maybe, more than anywhere else in the world, this is where I want to be.

posted at: 2005-02-01 08:58:10 with 5 comments

so i'm minding my own business, watching what is currently a rather lackluster season of 24, when on pops a new ad for the cherry vanilla diet dr. pepper.

i'd link to it, but can't seem to find it anywhere - but i will send you this way towards the inspiration for the spot - enjoy! and if anyone finds the actual ad, please let me know...

posted at: 2005-01-31 21:33:33 with 1 comments

I'm avarice, melancholy, sloth and discord.

posted at: 2005-01-30 15:05:11 with 2 comments

This happens to me in DC a lot. I find about some hip music-related event, let's take for this instance last night's monthly moving New Wave 80s dance party, Strange Love. I psychologically steel my ego in advance for all those immaculately yet shabbily donned and coiffed hipsters doing their best (but not their very best) tongue-in-cheek Human League impressions. I ready myself for the attitude at the door, at the bar, at the dj booth ... only to find that I am the chic hipster, and my friends are the somewhat awkwardly but well-dressedly bored crowd prone to enthusiastic bouts of dancing when they condescend that the music is cool enough.

I LOVE IT.

The "scene" in DC exists, but it's a friendly one. In New York, say, or at my alma mater, it was a competitive sport.

Strange Love is a perfect example. Someone forwards you an email. You visit the website, RSVP, and get in for free (this month it was at Zucchabar, a comfortably divey-chic train-car space on Columbia). In any other city you would expect either the tragically hip or gaggles of sorostitutes assuming the garb of their favorite John Hughes characters. In The District you somehow, luckily, get the best possible group for an evening of dancing to self-indulgent music from the me-generation - the unembarrassed.

When my friend and I arrive around 10pm, we pass by the utterly attitudeless doorperson and bouncers and enjoy ludicrously expensive drinks out of plastic cups while awaiting the rest of our posse. Although the floor is a little sparse when we first show up, groups are already eagerly gettin' down to "I Wear My Sunglasses at Night." The music does not disappoint. The entire night. The floor packs and jams at a comfortable pace. The DJ is friendly and amenable to suggestion. I am probably the most eightiesed-out cat in the joint. In the cute unisex bathroom, gaggles of girls cramming into one stall to blow their noses are nowhere to be seen. This is, after all, DC.

Overall? I'd give it an A+ for awesome. Go with your dancingest friends. I'll see you there.

(We cap off an evening of spastic dancing with a little Amsterdam Falafel. If you haven't been, run don't walk. There's something strangely satisfying about self-serve falafel pockets. Mmmmm garlic sauce ...)

posted at: 2005-01-30 10:43:57 with 2 comments

I have been trying to put the largely un(der)employed hours of my post-graduate life toward discovering how to take what I do naturally and turn it into some sort of lucrative career. Turns out some bastard's gone and done it already.

In an LA Times article highlighted by News of the Weird, editor Frank Kelly Rich has this to say:

Calling serious drinkers an "oppressed minority," Rich said he himself has about eight drinks a day, sometimes up to 30 (when he frequently blacks out). Said Rich's wife, of her husband's career, "When you find your calling, you have to go with it."

I'm glad to finally find my very own oppressed minority to belong to, but I'm not just a little upset that Rich has found MY calling. Modern Multiple Substance Abuser just doesn't have the same ring to it.

posted at: 2005-01-29 09:46:25 with 1 comments

While checking out the latest TNR I came across one of the most amusing headlines to a story ever: "Character Education by Steve Hely" - How the Secretary of Education can fight a smarter, more effective war against lesbian cartoon characters.

Thinking such a story had to be at least half as amusing as the title, I decided to go ahead and peruse. I was wrong. The story was at least twice as amusing as the title. Go read it yourself. Here's a small highlight sans spoiler:

For too long we've allowed the Department of Education to go unequipped, while lesbians and children only grow stronger. The sooner the Secretary of Education has human intelligence and first-strike capability, the better.

Yes, indeed, the department with a red barn out in front might need some new humint.

posted at: 2005-01-28 14:32:24 with 1 comments

If you're interested in reading other blogs opinions about Gonzales, be sure to checkout the No to Gonzales website. If you have a blog or a website you maintain and would like to add a link to the list, head over there as well. Some other guy named Ed had this to say.

And I don't want to hear any hair-splitting on what constitutes "torture." This is not cheerleading camp, Rush, it's a violation of basic human rights, countless treaties to which we are a party, a violation of international and U.S. law, and a morally reprehensible enterprise. It's beating prisoners. It's using attack dogs as terror tactics. It's raping and abusing women.

I will have NO MERCY for ANYONE who votes Yea on Gonzales, because he has helped destroy America. We are no longer the standard bearer of human rights and freedom across the globe. We're more like the man who beats his wife for the first time —— no matter how you try to apologize or repudiate your actions or convince me that you're not like that, that you'll never do it again, the fact of the matter remains that you hit your wife

Well put.

posted at: 2005-01-28 13:54:55 with 0 comments

Edward that is the craziest answer I have ever heard. If you ask me we should do the opposite of all this crap and actually do something useful. How about we doing nothing. I am sorry but if you live in DC you know what we are facing. I am talking about all the stupid barriers that have been put up around all the government buildings. Has everyone gone mad. Ok so lets get into it, I will make the assumption that terrorist are low tech. How would I go about scaring a massive population, well lets see I think I guy and a son did that about three years ago with nothing more then a high powered rifle. What else well if you want to cause problems a good way is to disrupt traffic. I believe it was in '99 when one man on the Wilson Bridge cause one of the most ridiculous traffic jams in DC. That isn't hard to do and you don't even have to die for that. I mean Edward has it right about the train and fire it doesn't take a lot. Now lets assume these people are smart well I don't see how our government could prevent computer viruses from destroying our systems infrastructure. Anyway with all these regular easy possibilities whats the point. I am fine living in a state of fear. I mean look at people in Iraq they do it everyday. I am not voting with the "evil doers" I am just saying we are spending money on some stupid shit. Lets think about this, Bush cuts taxes but increases spending. Well now I don't know a lot about this but it seems that we are spending alot on Homeland Security and Defence. Well I bet if we cut Homeland Security and didn't go to war we wouldn't have such a bad budget and perhaps another tax cut could happen. Am I the only one in this country who would rather be free then safe. Perhaps the Pres would think twice about the way in which he deals with another country if he had to worry about the reaction from its people. Think about it, thats all I am asking.

posted at: 2005-01-28 12:48:46 with 5 comments

I've had this conversation several times with co-workers over the past days, on the heels of a report I saw estimating the costs of arming every passenger plane with anti-missile defense systems. Let's roll the tape:

The report estimated that it would cost $11 billion to install laser jammers on the 6,800 planes in the U.S. commercial fleet and $2.1 billion a year to maintain the systems.

The report acknowledged that the loss of even one commercial jetliner to a shoulder-fired missile would be significant, estimating the cost of the aircraft and legal settlement of numerous deaths at $1 billion. The cost could grow to $15 billion over several months from a single attack, if travelers were then reluctant to fly, the report said. "Well-financed terrorists will likely always be able to devise a Manpads attack scenario that will defeat whatever countermeasures have been installed, although countermeasures can make such attacks considerably more difficult and less frequent," the report said. "Installing countermeasures to Manpads attacks may simply divert terrorist efforts to less protected opportunities for attack."

Now, my initial reaction, colored by recent events, was that the entire reason for the study seemed suspect. Let's recall the latest disruptions to the varied American transit systems. On September 11th, of course, hijackers used knives and mace to capture four aircraft. More recently, a homeless man started a fire to stay warm, permanently crippling NYC's MTA system and a handyman's aborted suicide attempt caused the deadliest rail accident in six years.

So, in order of weapons, we have:

  1. Knives and (possibly) mace.
  2. A trash fire.
  3. Parking a car in the wrong place.

More troubling, two of these three scenarios didn't involve terrorists, but just ordinary people...one of which was a complete accident, the other surely not intended to harm others. I just don't understand why any terrorist would seek to acquire Man-pad systems to shoot down aircraft when they could pay a bum to disable an entire transit system. Or park their car on some railroad tracks. These aren't sophisticated attacks. But they all should be easily preventable without spending billions of dollars. If my house can have a smoke alarm, why not an important computer switching center? If a Chrysler can have a deer avoidance system on it, why not a train? These aren't billion dollar solutions: they're simple common sense. Something we desperately need more of if we're going to be serious about terrorism.

If I install a fancy $10,000 alarm system on my house, but fail to have any $2 smoke detectors, I am to blame if a fire starts. We need to focus on fires before we try to prevent the master thieves...

posted at: 2005-01-28 12:14:19 with 0 comments

...whose unceasing quest for stories yields a never-ending font of shocking revelations.

Update for the lazy:

image of CNN showing UBL

I always attribute these sorts of mistakes to interns in Atlanta who are having fun...but maybe they really are that stupid.

posted at: 2005-01-28 10:18:40 with 1 comments

So I’ve been mum about my misadventures, thinking no one cared. Apparently I stand corrected (or maybe not, since I don’t live in the DW house, or even in DC).

But lately I’ve had more than a few. Case in point, I punctured another tire last night.

Three things galled me about the experience. A) It’s my fourth flat in exactly two weeks, and on a brand-new tire (thankfully insured and under warranty). B) I’d had a night of exercise, Lean Cuisine, CSI, and a bath planned that was ruined. C) I pulled into the Baltimore Convention Center drop-off area, and the guards/reception people just watched as I changed it.

Two weeks ago in DC (see below), despite the rain, time, and location (or maybe because of those factors) I was twice asked if I needed help or a phone (once from a middle-aged white woman, the second time from a young African-American couple, for those doing theses on race relations in auto crises contexts). Yet at the Convention Center, whose job it is to make the city attractive, not one person, employee or otherwise, offered to help.

Of course, I was bundled in my winter clothes (read: camouflaged army jacket) so, frankly, I looked like a terrorist or militia nut. But if that was the case, you’d think they’d call the cops or something. (Then I really would have had a story to tell, assuming I survived—"This is the police! Drop the tire iron now, smart guy!"). But no, they just sat watching.

No, it’s not their job to help me (and they did let me in to watch the tire schmutz off my hands) and it was damn cold. But I would have liked to have engendered some reaction from them—positive or negative. All they had to do was come out and say, “Do you need a hand?” or “Can we call a tow?” and I would have said, “No, I got it; thank you, sir” and I would have had a totally different impression of the evening. Instead, I was gawked at like a zoo exhibit.

And what if I had been a convention-goer from another city? What impression would that have left? I’m always trying to convince people Baltimore’s pretty cool, and usually it is, but nights like last night make me feel somewhat dumb for being the apologist.

And of course, NTB was out of my replacement tire, so I’ve left my car in Columbia since the parents were nice enough to help me out. I’m left with the amusing task of trying to parallel park my ’rents’ minivan in the meantime. At least it has a CD player….

posted at: 2005-01-28 10:02:50 with 1 comments

I'm one of those girls who's not embarrassed not to know about sports. I like sports, I like watching sports, I especially like the eating and drinking rituals which accompany watching sports; but apparently there's more to it than that:

If you do not want to look like a football-watching rookie, you must first focus your attention on your attire. Now read carefully, ladies, because a fashion faux pas as minor as a crystal brooch can mess up your entire football ensemble. Real football fans do not show up to a game in Jimmy Choo heels or cashmere ponchos.

What? I can't wear my Manolos to the Superbowl party? That's good because I left them in Houston. But now I wish I hadn't, dammit.

A suitable outfit could be jeans, a fitted T-shirt, fashionable sneakers and an NFL hat. But beware of the "cap trap." If you pick your NFL hat based on which team best matches your outfit, you may find yourself sporting a very attractive, yet unpopular Cardinals cap (a dead giveaway that you are a football faker since no one is a Cardinals fan these days!).

And, lucky me, I get sound tutelage not only on my attire, but also on refreshments and even commentary. Fortunately we aren't watching a game this Sunday, so I have extra time to bone up on my jargon. I think I'll make flash-cards.

Scenario No. 8: The Patriots jump on top of the Eagles by 20 points or more.

You say ... The AFC sure kicked the NFC's butt this year! or ... This is a dynasty in New England!

posted at: 2005-01-27 15:09:35 with 4 comments

I had meant this as the second article, and find we’re already up to #4. Brad is a machine!...

Another great starting point for watching anime isn’t a Japanese cartoon at all—it’s Teen Titans. Why am I recommending TT for newbies? Several reasons:

1) Ease of viewing: Almost every cable provider offers Cartoon Network, and it’s on at a reasonable time…several reasonable times, actually. I work out to it after work, and watch it in the evenings when I know I’ll be too beat to stay up for The Daily Show.)

2) A sense of normalcy: No culture confusion—the TTs are American kids—and none of the ingrained weirdness inherent in many anime cartoons (“Of course, we are all ninja assassins in schoolgirl outfits! Why do you ask?”)

3) Familiarity with a twist: The TTs are the sidekicks and lesser lights of the DC Universe. So it’s the world you’ve grown up with (Super Friends, Batman, Justice League), but in a neighborhood you probably haven’t explored if you’re not a comic reader.

4) Art and iconography: Anime and manga—particularly those with comic or romantic themes—have developed highly stylistic forms for denoting emotions. Sometimes this is very expressionistic: when a character is mad, they might turn into a volcano, or hit another character with a hammer (At first this seems strange, but it’s really no different than the “wild takes” of a Warner Brothers cartoon, with the eyeballs and hearts popping out. It even occurs in a kind of live-action anime, Jackie Chan’s City Hunter.) Other times, a kind of shorthand is used: when a character is mad, an asterisk appears on their forehead; when nervous, a giant bead of sweat; when happy, little upside down Us or Vs. (This is also why you see sometimes see smiley emoticons that look like this ^_^ instead of this :-) .)

TT uses both Western and Eastern styles: Robin, embarrassed, will blush and grit his teeth as he would in a Batman cartoon, but he’ll also have the anime giant sweat droplet. As such, TT is a useful Rosetta Stone for watching anime in general.

5) Smart writing/directing: One recent episode involving a magician was divided into vaudeville acts with outlandish and punny titles displayed on cards with carnival playbill lettering. Another episode should have been terrible, given that the villain, Mad Mod, is simply an evil Austin Powers rip-off, but great design decisions (when Mod takes over the sky becomes the Union Jack and the buildings all look like cutouts from the Times) and rapid-fire in-jokes (Monty Python and Yellow Submarine homages, among them) pulled the affair off seamlessly.

6) Great stories: TT understands that all the superhero combat is (or at least should be) a continuation and animation of the characters’ emotional dramas. And—like the first two generations of Digimon (one of the only “kids with monster pals” shows that doesn’t royally suck)—the drama here is the trials and tribulations of teen angst...a source of endless conflict, and hence, stories worth telling.

Extra bonus) The TT site has an episode guide, so you know which episodes you’ve seen, and in what order they were meant—crucial in a series with emotional arcs and recurring villains (Terra, Red X, Slade) and for those of us now accustomed to watching series in order on DVD.

posted at: 2005-01-27 14:56:40 with 2 comments

Let’s not lie, I was a teensy bit drunk when I pressured Edward into giving me blogging privileges on this site. After all, I thought, I do live in the 'werkz now. And I really wanted to be able to leave comments. About how I have no gray hairs. That was my logic at the time.

But now that I’m sitting here, trying to write, I’m having more trouble. What’s my shtick? When it comes to politics and technology I'm a relative moron, and pop culture seems pretty well covered.

So, for the moment at least, I’ll content myself to being shtick-less (what would Lacan say?)*. And - as I while away the hours contemplating my seemingly interminable future as a delinquent intern - I will leave you with this appropriate, if not anxiety-inducing, link.

Even the title stresses me out.

*I am not the pomo blogger. Maybe I could the fauxmo blogger. Or the fauxcialite blogger? I could handle the Dredwerkz' bustling society page. It'd be like a Dredwerkz Page 6.

posted at: 2005-01-27 13:15:02 with 5 comments

This is cool.

Of course, as usual, our nation's capital is not one of the cities listed. Can you imagine any other country that treated its seat of government with so little respect? I mean, hell, even Denver got to test this out before us.

I'm sure they'd mumble something about "security" in response, but that's just a smoke-screen.

I demand cool technology! In DC! On the bright side, you can submit pictures of your own to supplement the official A9 ones. Perhaps it's just a big ploy to get suckers like me to take snapshots of places. Which, now that I think about it, is an even cooler idea...kind of a giant image wiki that is automatically semantically better than the standard google images because each image is chosen to match up with a particular business which has already been indexed in the yellow pages. The starting cities therefore are just seeds for the idea.

As much as I dislike helping giant companies create proprietary databases, I have to respect Amazon's approach. If it allows people to extract the data in xml the way they have their other services, A9 could be great.

posted at: 2005-01-27 10:28:02 with 0 comments

Read this WaPo story. Try to ignore the god-awful picture of one of the thieves involved...

Separately, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and nine colleagues released a report showing that the Bush administration spent more than $88 million last year on contracts with public relations firms, an increase of 128 percent over the last year of the Clinton administration. Medicare and Medicaid officials have spent the most on outside publicity firms over the past four years, the report said.

The Washington Post reported yesterday that syndicated columnist Maggie Gallagher was touting Bush's "healthy marriage" initiative while working on the program under a $21,500 contract from the Department of Health and Human Services. The news followed an earlier controversy over conservative commentator Armstrong Williams, who has apologized for not disclosing a $241,000 Education Department contract to promote the president's No Child Left Behind law.

I'm not sure why it costs so much to get this people to flack for administration initiatives...perhaps, as some have speculated, this is really more about providing low-wage jobs for low-level GOP operatives.

posted at: 2005-01-27 10:05:51 with 0 comments

It's weird, but there's an odd turing-test-ish device out there, a AIM bot called "SmarterChild". If you're using an instant messaging client that supports AIM, just add "SmarterChild" to your buddy list and then say "hi!" to them.

The concept is very cool.

The execution leaves a little to be desired, but it's super fun to fool around with. Go give it a shot. The only error I've discovered is that sometimes around lunch time the service gets overloaded. Considering the number of people who have it though...

Here's a brief sample of my last conversation:

(15:34:24) Edward: can i track stocks?

(15:34:25) SmarterChild: What if I want to track stocks?

(15:34:31) Edward: i don't know

(15:34:31) SmarterChild: Well think about it then.

Hilarious.

posted at: 2005-01-26 15:21:37 with 1 comments

Have you read Hersh’s New Yorker article about the Pentagon and Iran? Everybody—even those folks in the billabong—is talking about it. (Thanks to my friend A. for pointing me to the Carlton piece; I knew about Hersh outing Abu Ghraib, but was stunned to learn he broke the My Lai story.)

posted at: 2005-01-26 14:22:36 with 2 comments

consider me inspired by another eight inches o' snow (20 cm, adriana!) to review the finest bit of storytelling in a long while. and no, for once, i'm not exaggerating terribly.

for those that have heard the hype, skip to the review. the rest of you hosers should check out this trailer first, though it requires real player and doesn't really tell you anything about the show other than there will be sword fights.

it's samurai champloo - a heavily anticipated anime from shinichiro watanabe, the dude who brought you cowboy bebop. he's changed the setting and the story, but in many ways sc is like a younger brother to cowboy bebop - far less interested in cool and more interested in action.

it's set at the close of feudal japan, during a time of chaos when the old ways and codes are dying. for various reasons, a quiet ronin and a loud-mouthed vagrant end up promising a girl that they will help her find a samurai who smells like sunflowers. along the way they'll battle yakuza, ogres, and hungry stomachs while trying their best to kill each other when they get frustrated...

but while bebop's true appeal was how it mixed jazz and blues into the very structure of the show - champloo does the same with hip-hop. hard to believe? i certainly thought so, but after the first fight, i was convinced. the vagrant, mugen, wields his katana like a street-fighter, mixing it with moves that are half-capoiera and half breakdancing. and while the ronin, jin, and the girl, fuu, seem a little more constrained, their philosophical approaches mesh with the solid beats.

i could rave about the animation (again, the fights are incredible) and the amorality of the protagonists (they each have a sort of code) but you really have to check it out yourself. far east meets the west side ~ i promise you'll love it!

posted at: 2005-01-26 10:31:24 with 4 comments

First off, if you haven't signed up for my cool walmart fact page please do! As soon as I get two levels of sign-ups, the viral map will start to look much more interesting. Come on, help me out! You could win $1000!

Second, if you haven't read them, you should check out Ted Turner's thoughts on the current state of the media. Some highlights:

On Fox News: While Fox may be the largest news network [and has overtaken Turner's CNN], it's not the best, Turner said. He followed up by pointing out that Adolph Hitler got the most votes when he was elected to run Germany prior to WWII. He said the network is the propaganda tool for the Bush Administration. "There's nothing wrong with that. It's certainly legal. But it does pose problems for our democracy. Particularly when the news is dumbed down," leaving voters without critical information on politics and world events and overloaded with fluff," he said.

On TV news in general: "We need to be very well informed. We need to know what's going on in the world. "a little less Hollywood news and a little more hard news would probably be good for our society."

On media consolidation:"The consolidation has made it almost impossible for an independent. It's virtually impossible to start a cable network." Broadcasters and programmers "don't want more independent voices out there. They own everything. That's why I went into the restaurant business. Either that or I'd work for a salary for one of the big jerks.

Ted's a smart guy. But this piece in TNR is wrong.

The problem with Hollywood and Democrats isn't that Dems need to be more vocal about the levels of sex and violence. This is a central fallacy of many left-leaning commentators: that the average american is a gun-lovin' nascar watching bible-thumping gay-hating person who can't stand higher taxes. But all of these tropes work against each other: the rural voter who wants low taxes and watches nascar while drinking beer is not a bible-thumper. Likewise, the uber-conservative gay-hating crowd hates all sin not just popular sin. The fact that the GOP has managed to unite these two groups reflects their ability to convince both that they need to be afraid.

That's why the idea that Dems can rally "against the market" in the TNR piece is so silly: it's not that most Americans think there's too much violence on tv. Most Americans are happy to play GTA to their heart's content. Here's the bad graph from the TNR piece:

Once you get past the issue of free speech--more on that in a minute--attacking the entertainment industry is a natural fit for Democrats. Republicans court charges of hypocrisy when they bash crass popular culture, since it is a relentless focus on the bottom line, typically an unquestioned good on the right, that propels the entertainment industry forward, as anyone who works in Hollywood can attest. For Democrats, the connection between an unfettered market and toxic values is exactly the point--and a point that can serve as the linchpin of an authentic new progressive moralism.

The argument here is simple: When financial self-interest is touted as one of society's greatest virtues, as it has been lately, individuals will behave badly. The recent paroxysm of greed and dishonesty at places like Enron, Tyco, and scores of other companies is evidence of this point. So is the terrible ethical climate in law and medicine, where a money culture is increasingly subverting professional ethics. The epidemic of cheating in schools and even the steroid problems in sports also show how today's outsized imperative to get ahead can bring out the worst in people.

I'm not sure that the unfettered market/toxic values connection applies here. But I am sure that having Dems defend a kind of popular elitism (the "you should listen to NPR" idea) is a bad political move. And furthermore, often the type of programming that is critically acclaimed is extremely popular. There just isn't a connection between morally bankrupt shows and profitability. Otherwise every show would be awful.

The problems with the media are important...but Turner grasps them better. Instead of focusing on violence in the media, why not concentrate on the sad fact that the news coverage ignores Africa, where real violence takes place every day? Why not emphasize harder news which would help educate people? I'm willing to bet that the tsunami coverage exposed more Americans to foreign lands than anything before. Was it violent? Sure. Was it tragic? Sure. But Americans responded to the disaster in a way not seen since September 11th.

That's how I differ from TNR. I think Americans are savvy media consumers. If a network has good programming, we'll flock to it. We're not quite as dumb as many would like to think.

posted at: 2005-01-25 16:15:00 with 3 comments

I think that Rice should not be Secretary of State.

I think that Gonzales should not be Attorney General.

Let's focus on the latter for the moment. Gonzales personally condoned the use of torture as a technique for interrogation. Ignore the fact that it doesn't work and let's focus on the legal implications. Let's go back to what actually happened:

  1. The CIA asked the White House if it could use torture to elicit information from subjects at Gitmo.
  2. The White House (through Gonzales) said that the Geneva Convention statutes no longer applied to certain individuals. It gave the green light to torture.
  3. The techniques applied at Gitmo were exported around the world, frequently to groups and individuals in a variety of settings that not only failed to elicit information, but actively harmed our soldiers in uniform.

Torture is wrong. As the world's leading country, we need to lead by example. Yet with that said, I can certainly see step #1 occurring. What's crazy, in my mind, is that #2 would ever take place. By setting up a legal precedent, Gonzales knew #3 would occur. His legal arguments (outlined in the infamous August 2002 Bybee Memo) were slipshod and amounted to a usurpation of the division of power outlined in the Constitution. Gonzales argued that the President, as Commander in Chief, could arbitrarily refuse to enforce laws he didn't like.

Think about that. There's another word for that.

It's called a dictatorship. Yet Gonzales thought it was not only necessary, but good! He provided the legal framework, shoddy though it might be, to allow the President to imprison any American citizen without access to counsel, to subject any individual suspected of terrorism to torture, etc.

Such a man could never be elected to public office. American's wouldn't countenance such an evil. But to have such an individual chosen to be the nation's top police officer is just as evil. Democrats and moral Republicans must stand united against this nomination.

posted at: 2005-01-25 14:00:56 with 0 comments

when you're stuck in a blizzard and you just finished your last netflix disc, the long but rewarding once upon a time in america - you need to do something other than watch illegal cable.

so off i trudged through yard-thick snow to tower, which remained curiously open despite everybody else being closed. cool, eh? where i decided to fork over megabucks for a couple boxes of ghost in the shell:stand alone complex which proved to be as enjoyable at three in the afternoon as it previously was at one in the morning. you know, if they actually moved adult swim to a more reasonable hour, i think i might stop wasting my snow-blind days.

i digress, as usual. ghost in the shell:stand alone complex, which acronyms terribly into gits:sac, is great across the board. the storyline is kinda like an offshoot of the popular movies, wherein the major has not completely deevolved into a net-inhabiting ghost yet. sound odd? well, that's part of the appeal of both the movies, and according to rumor, the original manga.

essentially it's just a crime show, with the characters working for a super-secret CT force. but the twist is that in this near future, 2030, mankind has become so entwined with our computers and machines that nearly everyone has a cybernetically augmented brain, in addition to various body parts, of course. though this sounds run-of-the-mill, the writers focus almost exclusively on the philosophical and ethical (note how i separate those two) puzzles that breed in such a situation.

from soul or 'ghost' cloning machines to brain hacking to adorable police tanks, stand alone complex provides nearly flawless storylines, with just enough mystery to keep you guessing. the animation is a mixture of CG (i.e. for car chases) and more typical fare - fights are good, but there is a tendency to favor richly colored scenery over detailed action. plus one kinda has to roll one's eyes at the buxom major's getup - lingerie paired with a military jacket is laughable. and the music puts the series over the top - yoko kanno is, as always, incredibly versatile and gifted at matching music to story. she apparently even noted that the somewhat thin character development and dense dramatic nature made her want to pair it with a lighter, airier music, which she does to great acclaim.

all in all, stand alone complex shines in a sea of mediocre animation, and would be far and away my best pick for tv animation were it not for one late contender - more on that later...

posted at: 2005-01-25 11:17:53 with 1 comments

i fondly remember blizzards as concluding with a deadly stillness, the snow pristine and blue under the dull black sky. but not this one. those winds haven't died yet.

no, it wasn't boston's biggest in the year of my birth, but anytime you get over two feet in one sitting, well let's say that my school is rumored to have never have closed. until today. pity i didn't have class!

so to answer your inevitable questions - yes, yes, and are you kidding? i did go out in eight inches an hour, fifty mph winds, and negative fifteen degree temps, twice. though i did score a tall stack involving bananas. and yes, i managed to spend an insane amount of money involving some new shure cans 'cause my old ones broke (aren't i psychic?) snow rape? you know the answer to that ed.

oh and i think i'm starting to go a little crazy. too much gits:sac and not enough policy analysis exercise. all play and no work makes brad turn into a lobster bisque...

posted at: 2005-01-24 23:16:39 with 5 comments

Snow, Season Five and Spirits with Jenna. Kevin and football and burgers. A man on fire. Maria full of heroin. That was it.

posted at: 2005-01-24 13:33:15 with 0 comments

werkz advice: skip it on the large screen. maybe entirely, actually.

The guy who brought you About a Boy has a new flick, entitled In Good Company. Unlike his former work, IGC focuses on two different characters, one, a workaholic young man played by Topher Grace who has plenty of material goods but few social ones, the other, a hardworking older father played by Dennis Quaid who's going through a difficult financial period but has a warm loving family. Unlike Sideways, which I had low expectations for based on peer reviews, I had heard IGC was funny and interesting. Not quite.

In About a Boy, Weitz manages to make the consumerish character played by Hugh Grant to seem selfish but charming. In contrast, IGC's young character seems constantly needy and charmless. When at one point, early in the movie, Grace's character comments that the high-point of his life might be right then, at age 26, you think it's a funny remark, not foreshadowing. As his prediction turns into truth, the movie becomes less funny and more meandering. By the time the film ends, one is left wondering what the whole point was...

posted at: 2005-01-24 13:22:02 with 0 comments

In the last few years, I've definitely become more of a Target fan. So if you're like me, and you dislike Walmart, perhaps you should head over to my brand-new walmart fact-checking page to get the details on why Walmart is screwing over it's "associates" on a regular basis.

Just last week Walmart rolled out the big-guns, net-style to attempt to defend their practices. Nice try, guys. The bottom line is this: aggressive wage policies do more to harm the employees of walmart than they do to boost the bottom line.

This is, oddly, why many big businesses are starting to push for a universal health care system, because as health care costs increase, only a drastic change in how the system works will enable large firms to stay profitable without draconian cuts. Walmart, of course, has gone the other route: forcing its employees to rely upon public assistance to subsidize its business. Imagine if the boss at your firm told you to take a pay cut and make up the rest through public assistance! Essentially, then, Walmart has its hand in the public till, so all taxpayers are helping its business model.

It's time to fight back.

posted at: 2005-01-24 12:54:43 with 2 comments

I missed my radio show because of the snow. But in honor of the winter wonderland the East Coast has become, here are some lyrics from today’s Track You Should Be Listening To Right Now, “Our Retired Explorer (Dines With Michel Foucault In Paris, 1961)":

Oh, I could show you the way shadows colonize snow

Ice breaking up on the bay off the Lassiter coast

Light failing over the pole as every longitude leads

Up to your frostbitten feet. Oh, you're very sweet

Thank you for the flowers and the book by Derrida

But I must be getting back to dear Antarctica

I missed The Weakerthans’ 2003 release, Reconstruction Site, but my brother threw a copy my way just in time for the wintry onslaught. As the above lyrics indicate, they’re not afraid to act smart, and this has earned them some undeserved ire from some folks. But this track is straight-ahead indie rock with catchy hooks, and the text-setting is bravely sometimes on, sometimes against, the length of the lines. Best of all, the track was constantly a surprise, with a pretty standard opening—“Just one more drink and then I should be on my way home”—giving way to unexpected honest-to-God imagery and personification. (Listen to “Our Retired Explorer here or request it here. A live version is on their website, as is a video that I was too lazy to download RealPlayer to watch.)

Speaking of my aforementioned brother, I can neither confirm nor deny rumors that I gave him boxers that say, “I Bukkake for Justice.” But I will say that for Christmas I got him a Cat and Girl “My Record Collection Can Beat Up Your Record Collection” T.

Other fun places for those who like their t-shirts ironic:

T-Shirts That Suck.com has trouble loading on Safari, but it’s worth the look: great parodies (a “Honky” shirt in the Honda font) and faux-retro designs with Duffy-style line art and fun text (even a “Girls Don’t Poop Shirt” cute enough to wear outside the house).

T-Shirt Hell is better known than the above. Sadly, they’re not usually as clever and are a lot more crude…think of a Hot Topic with swearwords and you get the idea. Occasionally there’s a gem (“I Support Stem Cell Research. But Only as a Byproduct of My Support for Killing Babies”) but don’t even bother with the WorseThanHell section. Basically, it's apparel to make nü-metalheads think they’re clever, and that is a bad thing, period.

The New Yorker has a big article this week about CollegeHumor.com. I wasn’t impressed by the site, and their t-shirts, like the site, attempt to give the impression that you’re in on some private in-joke…but, as The NYer rightly points out, if the joke is from SNL, you’re “in” with all of America…and is it a joke? Extra points, though, for Bill Shakespeare’s “Prose before Hos” T.

ThinkGeek: When your apparel needs to be about SysOps, binary code, Schrödinger’s Cat, and whether Greedo shot first. I love this place, though I don’t have enough 1337 ski11z or CompSci knowledge to justify my wearing this gear.

Current Gallery and Artist Cooperative is a Baltimore gallery with artist-designed shirts. I’m hoping to check it out soon.

WebUndies.com: As close as an adult can get to Underoos®. Personally, unlike most geeks I never had a thing for Wonder Woman...but I’m willing to revise my opinion.

posted at: 2005-01-24 12:18:40 with 0 comments

For those (two) of you on my class agent list: you may rest assured that the money you give to Williams helps them stock the library with various media crucial to understanding ourselves and the world we live in... like season seven of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, call no. PN1992.8 H66 B8447. And I thought I was going to be bored tonight in Williamstown....

Hey, has anyone else noticed that it's REALLY cold outside?

posted at: 2005-01-21 16:22:07 with 2 comments

The Karmella’s Game/Zolof the Rock & Roll Destroyer show at the Ottobar was, as expected, great. We arrived late, so I missed the first act and Zolof doing “Moment,” which was a disappointment. But I caught the new “Argh...I'm A Pirate,” worth the price of entry alone.

After their set (while the PA-based band June played) I ended up dropping way too much money at the Zolof table—buying both full-lengths and the new EP, which prompted a shocked Rachel to give me two free copies of the new Eyeball Records compilation. A bit much, yes, but as one of the only fans there with a full-time job (and who was able to order from the bar, for that matter), I felt I had to step up and support the scene. Plus, they’re adorably talented.

Speaking of adorably talented, KG were, as always, dressed to the parochial school nines (red cardigans for the boys, red V-necks and kilts for the girls, ties for all). I re-met KTO and Mandy, who were nice enough to email me the next day to thank me for coming out. Clearly, the band was having fun being the headliner, putting extra oomph behind their stage gyrations and doing an encore (“Not the End,” mentioned in PSXVII) for the small but insistent crowd.

All in all a great night, and since I'd brought a non-indie kid with me (a folkie, no less), I was psyched to find her enthusiastically impressed. (It's always nice to get corroboration that my musical choices are not just spawned from scenester groupthink).

Fridays are great days for looking at cool websites. Here are some:

Goat Farm Design has done a great job on both their own site and their clients’ (including KG, above). As my Design Director put it: “They go right to the edge of too much design, and pull back just short—really nice.” Play around here a bit.

Visual Thesaurus is a neat reconceptualization of how thesauri should work. The demo only lets you try three words (and PG ones at that), but it’s still worth a look.

Rums of Puerto Rico is just stunning—from the “Departures” intro right down to the smallest submenus, and the airport metaphor is surprisingly clever and cohesive. Gate 5 is a must-read for anyone who makes a cocktail—especially the tips on bartending etiquette.

Color in Motion: an MFA thesis that explores and animates the meaning of colors.

Finally, as anyone familiar with the military knows, the major enemy most soldiers fight is staggering boredom. Combating this insidious threat results in 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army.

posted at: 2005-01-21 13:49:37 with 2 comments

Building on my lengthy post below I'd like to add the following note:

Remember when Jib-Jab seemed funny? Or Wonkette seemed like a breath of fresh air? They both now just don't seem to get it: making fun of Democrats and Republicans is, indeed, a little funny. But take a hint from the Daily Show: one side had amusingly weird characters, like anyone who claimed to have "Joementum"; the other side has really screwed up individuals who want to bring this country to their knees. Equating the two, whether in silly song-and-dance routines involving Clinton being slapped (I mean, come on, why the hell is Clinton still in the damn videos?) or just silly Dick/Colin jokes, is not funny anymore. Sure, it's very "meta" to make inside jokes about ABC's The Note, but no one really cares anymore, okay? Got it? I think right after Wonkette took the Washingtonienne out drinking, I realized that it wasn't so much a snarky look at politics as it was a sex-obsessed look at, well, snarkiness. Perhaps my puritanical nature got the better of me. That was the end, though. And the latest Jib-Jab, a "funny" look at the next four years, is anything but. There's nothing amusing about getting screwed over for another election cycle.

To be honest, I don't even read Wonkette anymore...but I haven't got the heart to delete it from my RSS newsreaders. As for JibJab, well, let's just say I'm going to wait for us to win a few elections before I start watching them again.

posted at: 2005-01-21 13:42:26 with 0 comments

Problem: My email server password has expired.

Why I Admit It’s My Fault: It had done countdown toward when my password was expiring, but I ignored it.

Mitigating Factor: Every other time I’ve had to change a password, the server has prompted me (“Would you like to change your password now? y/n”) so I was simply waiting for the prompt, which this time never occurred.

Response of Staff: Send me to an FAQ—which I had already read—to fill out a form that does me no good, since it will only send a new password to a college-related address.

Rant: Yes, 90% of users are idiots who have the same question, so I understand why FAQs exist. But, being a reasonably competent person, I almost never get the answer I need from them, because my problem is too complicated. Plus, because most FAQs are about computer-related things, they’re written by computer people. This is a disastrous thing, because computer people don’t think like users! They organize, process, and transmit differently—often radically differently. Evidence of this is that a) an entire profession, technical writers, exists to translate from tech-speak to user-speak (if your average computer geek could write, this job wouldn’t exist), and b) the best programmers have borderline Asberger’s Syndrome. And so I'm stuck reading an FAQ that either does have the answer, but has it in a (to me) totally illogical or hidden spot, or doesn't have the answer because my problem doesn't fit within the writer's original universe of parameters.

Back To My Problem: I had explained in my email that I was an alumn, explained why I’d messed up (demonstrating I was knowledgeable about the problem) and asked for assistance. So a coherent, reasoned rely would have been nice. Instead I got reflexively rerouted to an answer that won’t work. And of course, I’ve emailed back to explain my problem again and heard nothing.

Side Note: Is it “a FAQ” (as in “a fack”) or “an FAQ” (as in “an eff-ay-cue”)?

posted at: 2005-01-21 13:38:47 with 3 comments

werkz advice: go catch it in the theater.

The latest re-imagining of Assault on Precinct 13 is a great one. I remember seeing the original some time ago and thinking that it wasn't all that good.

In the new version, Carpenter's (and thus by extension, Hawk's vision is fully realized. The action is fast and furious, with almost no down time. Characters you assume will survive are snuffed out one by one until you become one with the survivors, hoping against hope, that they will hold out. It makes one realize that all the survivor-inspired reality shows in the world can't compete with a tight plot and well written dialog.

Finally, the movie features a powerful anti-drug message: don't do drugs, or you won't be able to shoot people quite as well as you would otherwise.

posted at: 2005-01-21 13:06:48 with 1 comments

Seeing all these people in town the past few days is a little depressing. But while weighing different options to enjoy my day off, I came to the conclusion that nothing I could do would really make me feel any better about the Bush administration.

Two days ago as I walked through my hotel I realized a year before I'd been sitting in a freezing cabin with a bunch of college students who were telling a reporter that if Dean lost the primary, they'd move to Canada. I narrowly avoided smacking them and saying Stay on message, you idiots! Too much time in DC, you might say.

I think people judge politics too simply: they assume that those who shout loudly are more driven than those who do not. On the other end of thing, there are many people in DC who relish fighting only for periods of time, and who hate the apathetic worse than any person across the aisle. Kicking back at a capitol hill haunt with the enemy after hours seems perfectly acceptable to them, like visiting a hated rival's team during the off-season and living it up.

Both sides, I feel, miss the larger point. The kids in Iowa were wrong because they thought that a single battle could win the war, and equally naive, that a loss would end everything. Furthermore, their willingness to give up after such a defeat (in a Democratic primary, no less) seemed to betray everything we were fighting for. With the wind at your back, it's easy to pick up supporters. But you don't find out who has the true spirit until things get tough. Those kids didn't.

Of course, I'm not suggesting that I am better than them in that respect. My work for the DC primary, through the Iowa caucus, and eventually in Arizona could hardly be described as generous. I did help, but not nearly enough. I gave money, but it didn't help things change the way I wanted it to. But I don't view any of those moments as a mistake: they were battles we lost, yet the war continues.

And this is how I differ from many of the Dems here in DC. I too, decry the apathetic as worse than the Republicans around town. Unlike them, under my cynical shell, I truly believe the core of Republican ideals is evil. It promotes a selfish behavior. It helps the well off. It manipulates the weak. It hates those who look, speak or act different. It says government is bad. It tells us to fear each other, instead of to trust.

When I see criticism of Democratic ideals, it is always in the same form, a weird amalgam of selfishness and fear: why are you helping that guy who looks different than me? Those people have it so easy. Because you are soft on those people, they will hurt me and my family.

Such sentiments are evil.

And this is where many Dems, across the spectrum, have failed in the past. Like Bush's nebulous "war on terror", we can never truly defeat the small, petty-minded among us who live in fear. But we must try. To give up is to admit that we are powerless against the stereotypes and myths of the past. Democrats have been fighting this fight for years and we must remember, that as bad as it is now, it can always get worse.

Sure, perhaps my exterior of jade conceals my beliefs. Perhaps my attempts to find common ground with people who appear Republican are all for naught. But my central idea, that the Republican ideal is corrupt, has a distinct corollary: that all Republicans are misguided. But we can win them back.

In Iowa, I had a conversation with a man who was convinced that "welfare people" were stealing money from his paycheck. Yet he was equally committed to increasing his child tax credit. And he was a Democrat! I tried to make my argument, but failing that, just had a conversation with him about his family. We talked about his son and how they were building a race car in their garage. He showed me the car, told me about how they'd modded it up. I left feeling like the guy was a decent guy, but one who had been infected with fear. I want to be able to win that guy back.

This is how the GOP operates: they spread fear. It's all too easy to give into that fear, to say to hell with it, to want to leave and go somewhere nice. But that would mean defeat. And I refuse to let this fear conquer my country. It's invaded, set up several beachheads, and taken over the government. Yet the people are still divided, and many still trust one another. The GOP wants us to fight among ourselves, to doubt our abilities, to just give up. Let's not let them.

posted at: 2005-01-21 13:06:15 with 1 comments

I was on the metro, surrounded by folks in tuxes and gowns. All old. All white. Mostly ugly.

Dangerousmeta has some thoughts on the subject. Read them all. My fav:

“Is it the less dishonest to do what is wrong, because not expressly prohibited by written law? Let us hope our moral principles are not yet in that stage of degeneracy.” Thomas Jefferson to John Wayles Eppes, 1813.

More thoughts later...

posted at: 2005-01-21 10:44:06 with 0 comments

Woodward writes up an interview with the Vice-President (the interview was for a History Channel special), in which the latter mostly talks about how much he's in favor of an imperial presidency. Highlights include evidence that among the provisions of the Constitution which the Vice-President hasn't read is Art. I Sec. 8. The Article reads: "The Congress shall have Power... To declare War...." The Vice-President instead produces a tortured reading of Art. II Sec. 2 (that Article reads in relevant part, "The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States...") to support his contention that the President has sufficient legal authority to launch a war alone.

Cheney declines the invitation to be gracious toward Presidents Carter and Clinton. Carter (also interviewed for the special) holds his own by saying, "I worship the Prince of Peace, not the Prince of War. And to launch a war that [will take so many Iraqi and American lives unnecessarily,] based completely on false premises, does contradict my own standard of religious faith."

Further, Cheney says that History has been cheated by the reaction to the malfeasance of Watergate. How? "The investigations that have occurred over the years, the special prosecutors and so forth" mean that Cheney doesn't keep a diary, use email, or write letters.

Just a hint for the Vice-President: if you're going out of your way not to produce any written evidence of your thoughts and activities... it's probably because you're a criminal!

posted at: 2005-01-20 17:30:39 with 2 comments

Since I'm leaving early today, I'll just leave a little white-as-snow related question for all parties:

How many gray hairs do you have?

posted at: 2005-01-19 14:44:56 with 3 comments

This marks the second time in three months that someone has been making unauthorized charges on a credit card of mine. Oddly, the card in question has been sitting on my desk after new years. Did someone sneak into the 'werkz, steal my digits, and report back? Since I haven't used said card in years, it seems unlikely...the other card is the exact opposite, in that it is relatively new and has never left my sight since I received it. In both cases, the charges were all over the place, in Florida, Michigan and Kansas. Mostly gas stations though, which strikes me as odd. Normally a gas station would need you to provide a specific card, and since neither card has gone missing, I'm perplexed.

posted at: 2005-01-19 14:34:39 with 0 comments

Remember those days when you sat in a classroom staring outside and hoping the snow would stick long enough to earn an early dismissal? Well, today is that day. And my office just announced it. Hooray! Only two hours to go!

posted at: 2005-01-19 13:00:12 with 0 comments

Well, it appears that another large group has decided to flex their muscle and create a wacky standard under the guise of "good intentions".

If search engines are inflating their results based on comment spam...shouldn't the search engine algorithms be altered? I still fail to see how another abuse of the anchor tag constitutes a valid solution for the millions of links out there. But I guess when you combine Google with Dave Winer you get Another Crappy Idea instead of something useful. Yeah, I'm talking to you, stupid atom/rss people!

The end result will be a variety of weird extensions to existing standards that serve only a limited purpose. Why I should re-code my software to prevent google's rankings from being altered is beyond me. I just want to put my data on the internet.

The simple solution? Just lock down your comments. Like this site.

posted at: 2005-01-19 11:29:31 with 1 comments

It's snowing this morning, fairly hard. In the time I spent on the Metro, it went from flurries to white sidewalks and rapidly graying streets. I can hardly keep my eyes off my window at work.

posted at: 2005-01-19 10:51:08 with 0 comments

Yes, I suppose we now know the age-old question to how many firefighters does it take to put out a fire in DC. The answer appears to be close to a hundred, not counting EMTs and various ambulance/police personnel who just wanted a closer look.

fire on t street

More pix of the fire here. I captured them on my way to work yesterday.

This reminds me greatly of the time Brad and I were in line to get some chicken at Popeye's. We were in the drive through waiting to order and the line was moving slowly, or not at all. After ten minutes (the line was only three cars long) both of us discussed simply going inside to order. That's when we noticed the cops.

Two cars pulled up in front of the building and all the officers went inside. A few minutes later, another police car pulled up and five minutes after that an ambulance and a firetruck rumbled by. At first I thought that maybe someone inside had suffered a heart attack. By the time the firetruck arrived, I had no clue what was happening. All the customers inside seemed to be acting nonchalant. Eventually, two cops came out of the bathroom with a homeless man. Yeah, total civic presence required: 8 officers and firemen. All for one homeless guy. Just as I thought "I wonder if a building is burning down somewhere or if some guy is getting mugged nearby" I noticed that the homeless guy was gone, but that all the officers were staying to order food.

It took another ten minutes to finally be able to order and eat. It wasn't as if we'd have left after waiting all that time. Ever since then I've realized that there must be a wall somewhere with a complex formula for determining police/fire/rescue response:

  1. Homeless Guy = 6 Police, 2 Rescue, 2 Firefighters
  2. Burning House = 60 Firefighters, 30 Police, 10 Rescue
  3. Guy Getting Mugged = 0 Police, 0 Rescue, 0 Firefighters
  4. White Guy's Car Getting Bumped in G-Town: 15 Police, 0 Rescue, 1 Firefighter
  5. (My all time-favorite) Fight in the 'Morg: 2 Police, 4 Secret Service, 0 Follow-up

I'll see if the fire-scarred house is still standing today...

posted at: 2005-01-19 09:37:18 with 1 comments

werkz advice: a darkly funny drama-comedy. good on the big or small screen.

Wings was a funny series...but my favorite characters happened to be the two that haven't disappeared from pop-culture, namely, Thomas Haden Church and Tony Shalhoub. Church went on to be underappreciated in the hilarious show Ned and Stacey. Shalhoub went on to be appreciated in the hilarious show Monk.

Church's latest film, Sideways revolves around a wine-country road trip with Church and co-star Paul Giamatti. The two encounter a series of hilarious incidents, with Giamatti's fading life gradually becoming worse and worse. The film is mostly dark and brooding, but the funny moments are truly inspired.

When I went to see this film with Leto, I thought it was going to be darker than it was, but each time things seemed bleak, something happened to make me laugh. This isn't a guy-gets-horribly-embarrassed film in the Ben Stiller mold. Instead, it's a comedy that doesn't suspend disbelief. It's reality with a Hollywood twist, done well because Church basically plays himself. Well worth seeing from start to finish.

posted at: 2005-01-18 17:40:23 with 1 comments

Chris Dodd is killing Condi. Wow. Must-see tv.

"I think you should talk to Senator McCain about this..."

posted at: 2005-01-18 17:09:05 with 0 comments

I'm turning down the chance to see all of the prospective DNC chairs tonight, because of my previously mentioned engagement. That and, of course, I don't get to vote on the DNC member. And I'd back Dean, anyway, for reasons I'm not going to get into right now.

posted at: 2005-01-18 16:46:16 with 0 comments

After spending most of yesterday finding, purchasing and assembling (courtesy my new patty-making-machine) a series of hamburgers, I realized it was too cold today to actually reify the Tuesday-hamburger-salon idea I had intended. The hours I spent weren't wasted, but the fruits of said labor now live solely in my fridge, anxiously awaiting a future Tuesday with warm enough temps to light the firepit and enjoy the garden.

Thus, a change of plans. We're moving indoors.

A free flow of ideas, spirits and milk-based-products should be the natural result. Interested? You should be.

posted at: 2005-01-18 15:28:36 with 0 comments

Over the weekend several items on the site were broken due to my webhost altering some configuration files. As soon as I noticed what had been changed, I ssh'd in and set everything right again. But it took a bit of coding, so if I missed something, please tell me.

Along those lines, a few bits of coding goodness to pass along. Or badness, as in this first case, namely that . What, I suppose you ask, am I referring to? Well, namely to the new technorati tags that were introduced recently. What's wrong with them? Well...

  1. Instead of being true meta-data, they are specific to technorati. If another service wanted to provide the same level of functionality, they'd either have to use the technorati tag format, or get the existing users to add/replace their current system.
  2. Rather than just parsing existing data, the t.t. system requires users to alter the data itself. This means that in the future, all changes would need to be made to the data to ensure proper tagging. It also means all the data in the past would need to be altered. Imagine if google required every page that wished to be indexed to add a meta-tag saying "index me google" to them. Obviously, few would comply.
  3. Along with #2, this system seems like a simple rehash of the meta-tag system, which was abused to death by many. The tag system could just as easily be a meta-tag system.
  4. Anchor tags? Anchor tags? The use of anchor tags to introduce meta-data seems to be a bad reading of what meta-data is actually for. The rel attribute, for instance, is supposed to describe what an anchor link is linking to. This doesn't seem to be doing that.
  5. The tags themselves seem to be yet another attempt to alter existing meta-data systems without any hard work.

The semantic web is not here today. But systems like technorati tags don't help matters, because they don't create machine readable data that is open and not tied to one source or enterprise. Instead, the tag system just helps people share data with technorati, not with each other. Grr.

On the other hand, a technology that will help build the semantic web has just been enhanced, namely, SPARQL. The new protocol details were released on the 14th.

SPARQL isn't tied to one group or body. It lets machines search rdf data. What could be better for the growth of the semantic web than that? For semantic web searching, everyone should go check out swoogle.

Obviously, not everyone agrees. Some people seem to think that ontologies that are definited by smaller bodies will "evolve" into a larger more useful ontology. These user-created "folksonomies" are therefore a stepping stone to a more useful ontology. I just think this is the wrong approach: we should be working on building information that can be evaluated independently of any particular author. If I write a web piece that I claim is about network technology but seems to be a bildungsroman in actuality, I would hope that

  1. The human reading it would "get" it.
  2. The machine reading it, if programmed properly, would also "get it".

We're not even at the first state, where humans can agree on what certain works "mean". So why don't we just skip to step #2 instead of doing more arguing about #1? Or, to put it another way, if the current search engine algorithms ignore the meta-tags I insert into my description field because they tend to be easily skewed (by nefarious porn providers, no doubt!), why should I keep inserting that information? Instead of requiring humans to constantly classify our words into different taxonomies, can't we just get a machine to automate it? The less humans in the equation of the semantic web, the better, in my mind.

posted at: 2005-01-18 15:11:09 with 0 comments

so over the long weekend (who am i kidding, i'm keeping track of time by listening to my stomach growl from not enough beer in a while. 24 hours and no football - bad!) i was trying out a little voip with adriana in kabul, and some standard glitches put a wrinkle in the plans.

see, she didn't bring her headset home, so i'd talk on my 'set, and she'd type back. obviously this was not doable in the long term (unless i had a ton of beer) but for about a half hour, it was kinda wierd. right up there with a nine on the crazy chart, not just because of the finger speed lag, but mainly because it's odd to sit and talk to nobody, and then switch to reading. like an unfunny bob newhart kind of deal.

but the point was, it made for one hell of a turing test. which was going to be the title of this piece of refuse, but i refused to allow a straight up posting title, cause that would suck. needless to say, it'd be tough for a machine to impersonate adriana, but i bet that somebody could program a box to talk like me in under a hundred lines of code. not that i'm completely predictable, but if they did it right, then people would get pissed off pretty quick, as most don't ever make it to see my non-linear mind start warming up the turbos.

which naturally led to the question, could somebody turing up the other 'werkz writers. i could easily do dwight, especially if i had some sort of random band name generator (there must be a lacan-spawned hell where people come up with emo-group names...) because he just does the music scene, but the others would be more interesting.

wrote this at two thirty, and now dwight's thrown me a loop - figures!

well, maybe not ed. throw in some coding refs, a story about how hard it was for him to get fast food, and maybe a link to something he scoped out on slashdot and then spoonfed to the rest of us. anyone else got any suggestions?

bess!

posted at: 2005-01-18 10:18:09 with 1 comments

Q: Where to start?

A: Miyazaki. Miyazaki. Miyazaki.

The Walt Disney of Japan, Miyazaki’s films are simply the best anime films out there. I’m not going to deluge you with facts and figures about him. Instead, I direct you to the latest (1/17/05) issue of The New Yorker, which has an excellent article about him, along with supplemental material online (read it now; they change the page frequently).

Which Miyazaki film to see? Edward will probably tell you the Oscar-winning Spirited Away. I disagree, especially if you’re a first-time viewer—while beautifully crafted, SA is a fairy tale, and as such, is uneven and a bit all over the place.

The almost-as-famous Princess Mononoke is my bet. Set in a mythic late-medieval Japan, it is about a young prince, tainted by a dying god’s evil, who travels to find the source of its cursed hate. In the process, he comes across a guerrilla war between forest spirits and flintlock-toting city dwellers and tries to make peace between them.

This is the most “action-packed” of the Miyazaki films I’ve seen, and here Miyazaki’s (very laudable) environmentalism doesn’t feel ancillary or shoehorned in, but rather is integral to the story itself. Also, there are no easy answers in this film—the “villains” are sympathetic and real—which should prepare you for the ambiguous (and often utterly villainless) nature of his other works.

All in all, a stunning, moving, complicated, brilliant film.

posted at: 2005-01-18 09:58:05 with 3 comments

Our Manifesto:

I like anime. Edward likes anime. Forrest (though I am loath to speak for him…because he’s a big guy, and he’s good with knots) likes anime. And, I suspect, so do many of the other readers of The Dredwerkz.

But we’re not anime fans…or rather, we’re not fanboys. If an animated Japanese film is released, we’re likely to see it the first week or so. But we don’t use words like kawaii (apparently it means "cute") or write fanfiction or go to conventions, and only one of us (me) thinks girls in cat ears are enticing. We don’t want to spend a lot of time watching grainy fan-subtitled bootlegs or hunting down imports. We don’t want to argue—much—about dubbing vs. subtitling (it comes down to preference: dubbing preserves your focus on the image, but can be clumsy; subtitling always you to hear the intended tonalities and original voice-casting, but is distracting). We just want to watch good movies and televisions shows that happen to be animated in Japan.

So, if you don’t want to spend ¥¥¥ at conventions…if you don’t know any Japanese…if you just want to know if an anime movie is good or not, this is the place for you. Edward and I (and hopefully Forrest) will watch movies and tell you if we like them. And if we do, you might like watching them, too. That’s it.

posted at: 2005-01-18 09:54:57 with 0 comments

I had scads of things I was looking forward to dropping on you all last Friday regarding both the pop culture and D.C. twenty-something scenes—including a fun mediabistro.com-sponsored Happy Hour where I had a great chat with Hemal of DCist, among others. Unfortunately, as Edward mentioned, due to the rain I managed to introduce my car's tires to a curb in a rather unfortunate fashion. I’ll spare you the gory details, but suffice it to say I owe Ed and his housemates for the save, and I’m going to have a lot more trouble setting up my Roth IRA this month. On the plus side, before the incident Edward and I mapped out a new project that you’ll be seeing the first fruits of within a day or so…

I suppose in the lightning-fast blog world the exigence is no longer there to still be talking about HFS, but DCRTV is where to go for more details on the decline and the aftermath, including links to some nice Post articles and photos of fans protesting the loss of their station.

Tomorrow (Tuesday, 1/18/05) Karmella’s Game and Zolof the Rock & Roll Destroyer are going to take the Ottobar by storm. MD/DC/VA natives owe it to themselves to make the trip to Balti